When you buy a can of frozen lobster meat and are expecting chunks but what you get is more like ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Canned lobster???

I knew it!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 21, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUsEKW_T8s0

The democrats are such idiots.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 21, 2019:

If it was true (read the Snopes article below) trump directly quoted hitler! Not fucking joking!

The thighs that bind...and can crack walnuts.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Not sure if I should be turned on or terrified...

I see these deleted notifications quite frequently. Do other folks see it also?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I have been seeing it frequently. Asked what it was about. Don't know what posts/replies got flagged. I would like to know.

Speaking of moose... Where in Canada are you allowed to eat roadkill? [ctvnews.ca]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Interesting. Here in the US I think if you hit a deer, you just have to tell the game warden. Most won't bother. I'm curious as to what Canadians have to say on that.

So, if Trump is ever sent to prison for presidential wrong doings, will he have a secret service ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

This has been brought up before, and I don't know the answer. From what I understand, any president will get SS for life. I'm curious if he gets his salary for life as well if this happens...

More brilliance.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Better not quit his day job... I sure as fuck hope he isn't an accountant... I think it was on Americas Dumbest Criminals where a dude went to rob a bank. He gave them a note demanding money. Left the note there. He wrote it on the back of his probation paper....

You know it’s Canada when it’s -25 c overnight to +4 c and rain on Wednesday.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

-40 is the same in C and F. Cool, eh?

Looking good

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

When I become King of the Universe I will outlaw those things. Why? Just because...

One last place...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Ironically I lost my keys. No, I'm not digging in my ass to find them. Promise they ain't there...

Are you prepared...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Just add cat o nine tails and crown of thorns. It's it's christ-n-shake and I helped! (okay I know the last part was lame, but I tried)

come home soon!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Literally made my lol!

Beyond Trump, this is generally what ails society today.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

If that was my son, he'd get a fucking smack in the mouth! But then again if I ever had kid(s) I'd raise them better in the first place.

The Face of Hate

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I'm out of words to describe this sub human. I have to do it in music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

Donald Trump and his supporters show by their words and behavior that they lack the intelligence, ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Just like the hard core christers. Never change their mind. A guy I know pointed out a sign with misspelling. I asked if they could only eat hamburders. Asked what that was. Posted a link. Someone pointed out that I misspelled hamburders. Oh well. Neither are dictionary words. /rant #hamburders

Happy Snowy Sunday! Over a foot so far! Coming down heavy! Do you have to dig out?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

SNOW. Shit No One Wants.

Good morning all! How about a little good Sunday morning funnies? [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

GODDAMNIT! I wanted to post this! I'm all out of posts for this group tho. That was funny AF!

God did it

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kag2yXDFoAU&t=335s

Going once, going twice .......

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I've asked my former business partner many times if he will adopt me...

My new girlfriend... I wish... What's your wish?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I wish you would stop creepin' on my girl! Honest answer Stacy Dash.

Another causality of shut down furloughed worker can't pay for their insulin . This must stop

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

One person on here claimed they benefited from a shutdown! I don't know how they did that. Fuck the shutdown!

We should be having sex. [newsweek.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Does being almost 35 count as being old?

Game over...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

This has been mentioned before, but her is what I think. Mexico will make it as a tourist attraction. Loads of people will come there to see the stairs. Lots of boarder patrol will be watching that area 24/7. About a mile from the stairs, there will be 1000 Mexicans digging a tunnel without any suspicion.

Has anyone else ever thought (maybe I should quit thinking) how it is easier to find the perfect pet...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Cat's > hooomans....

It's always at 3am

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Am I the only one to take one for the team and fuck the idiot out of her? Asking for a friend...

[agnostic.com] Again, no notifications?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Nah, we got them We just don't like your posts! :P Jokes aside, sometimes posts don't show up in the notifications.

Urinal signs

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe off the seat.

Where are my sexy peeps? Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I'm too sexy for my hand.... That's where this song will get you...

If only there was a way to dump both trump and pence at the same time .

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I'm really biting my tongue....

Up in flames

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Feel sorry for all those hamburgers up there. Anyone notice what I did?

'Missing link' in human history confirmed after long debate - CNN

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2019:

They always claim there is a missing link. We always find it later...

Has anybody investigated to see if Trump's father was one of the Nazis that the government secretly ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I have looked into it. His dad was a nazi sympathizer. The rest I can't confirm.

Limit govt shutdown?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Hmmmmm.... I think this short video explains it all... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfh4Mhp-a6U

Not elected legally

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2019:

He lost the popular vote by about 3 million votes. Let's make America great again! This time for real.

I have to concur...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2019:

The flugkennhamburger? How ever you spell it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GmDl0Tp4DI

Can anyone tell me why she gets any airtime at all?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Stop talking about politics, and just do porn... That I would watch.

The more things change the more they stay the same

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Someone please confirm he actually said that! Well, typed...

Solid Advice:

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Speaking of mo-mo's I did something last Thursday I haven't done since I was very young. I bottle fed a calf. Exciting huh?

Roll Tide!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Now that is funny!

Irony at it's best

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Meh, at least their wall probably wasn't paid for by tax payers?

They're our cousins..

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

That's giving primates a bad name. They'd throw shit at him...

10yo Drag Queen Posing with Naked Adult Man is “Beautiful” and “Not Sexualized” ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Not even going to click on the like, but the fuck?

Donald J.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

SPOILER: he's gonna blow his brains out on live TV.

For those that believe Trump is Putin's puppet.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Why was he hiding meeting with putin? Why did he have a German bank account that was transfered to Russia?

Coast Guard begins reselling seized cocaine amid government shutdown.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

BYOB didn't mean bring your own bag. Meant bring your own beer. I'm old...

Goodnight Kitty - in honor of the approaching storm (tomorrow night here - earlier for some of you ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I've had a few kittehz that liked to be covered by a blanket.

My contribution to the group posts on the Offspring.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

BACK OFF YOUR RULES! BACK OFF YOUR JIVE! I'M SUCK OF NOT LIVING TO STAY ALIVE!

POTUS the POS

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

On the first one, the cunt modeled here in the US without a visa! How 'bout that?

Correct Pawh..

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Also because he can't spell FBI?

Wait.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

It's funny how you can do things that only work in YOUR favor. Pathetic individual!

Teach em a thing or two.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

King Diamond's wife is like 70, and his wife is my age...

[agnostic.com] Posted at request...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Funniest shit I heard all day! Thanks CB!

What songs make you road rage?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Anytime someone blasts Achey Breaky Heart... Or I hear Pink Floyd...

Sorry, but I just have to vent.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

He grounded Pilosi's plane, but let melania leave for flordia a few hours later... Hmmmmmmmm. If this guy doesn't get kicked out or resign, I have a feeling there's going to be a violent revolution.

Trump Is Losing the Shutdown Fight: A Closer Look - YouTube

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

https://agnostic.com/group/trumppinata/post/268698/house-passes-bill-to-end-us-government-shutdown-without-border-wall-money-i-usually-post-this-onl

OK - she's made of stone, and she's 2000 years old - but she IS rather magnificent.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

That picture is hard to masturbate to...

Commas

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

GARRRRR?

Passion.......

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Skimpy thongs like that are really sexy!

Sweet booty shot.....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Pretty face, sexy hair. To much clothing tho...

Welcome to Walmart, how can we help you?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Fred what in the hell are you wearing a belt for? You're naked!

I've been stabbed in the back by the people I have needed most.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I've been actually stabbed by people like that...

Mexican government debating on funding in response to Trump!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

It only costs $25...

There are 42 Russian Assets in the United States Senate: The Filthy 42 are now Russian TV Stars!...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Trump will deny it, and say it's 45...

This comes in handy ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

The hell is spell check?

Can you identify the movie?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

How To Not Get Laid?

Well, ladies, is it worth a shot?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Now I have to post this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCVMuevcCvY

Trump -- an agent for Russia?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

If he is/was an agent, he is Chevy Chase in the movie Spies Like Us. Awesome movie. He's also Dan Akroyd in the movie My Fellow Americans.

Friday Coffee seems to taste a little sweeter. TGIF Everyone!!!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Meh, I drink mine black. I usually only add water if it is too hot.

So I currently clean houses... this lady had this tile... in her kitchen... It's really scary lol

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Kind of off topic, but how do you get cat smell out of your house?

A Republican representative comes up with a more reasonable sounding plan for border security: ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

All I wanted was sharks with frickin lazer beams attached to their heads. You gave me mutated sea bass! I want a wall and not a cable!

What's fair?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

The IRS I think estimates the cost of driving your vehicle is 34 CPM. I don't know if that is one way or both. If it's both ways, that's about $25/day for you (if it's only one way it's a little over $12). You are lucky you get reimbursed for fuel at all. Most places won't. The clocking in thing does sound a little weird tho.

Oh the life...posting pictures of gorgeous women I'll never have... What is wrong with me?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Corsets are so hot!

Remember... The eyes are the gateway to the soul ====

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Very pretty.

Looks dangerous

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Looks more like a torture device...

So, the last one had a lack 'o booty.How's this?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Granny panties???

Isn't it good to be a veggie?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

A little disturbing...

Taco Friday....❤️

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Who's making me a taco? I could go for some...

Hahahahaha!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I find some of the coolest youtube videos when I'm on the pot.

Did you ever see yourself as a loner, but then realized you're not the loner you thought you were?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

In some ways I am a loaner, but I choose to be. People literally need to come to my house and almost drag me out to go somewhere. That's the truth.

..................

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Clever! I do know most Canadians don't use that word as much as in the movie Strange Brew. My Canadian friends just say it a lot around American friends to make them laugh.

I would like to emphasize that this is definitely not a personal statement...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Lemmy would wear something similar to that. A friend of mine took a picture of Cronos (Venom) with some red Atari shorts what were about half way up his ass!

Really now.. the fuck you say...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Homosexuality occurs with certain animals as well.

There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

101010 = 42

If girls had a penis... 😂😂😂 [m.youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

What the fuck is that "music" in the background?

I sometimes wish I was that mean...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Think she learned her lesson?

toilet seat

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

They have to get out and stretch every 5 miles. Useless for them. A traffic jam for just about anyone tho... I don't know how people can spend an hour and a half to go like 5 miles each way to work every day.

Creationist math....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Common core science....

Competition

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I love the Biden meme's! He may be a bit of a dufus, but at least he is not a lunatic!

Real Tide Pod Challenge.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

That's what they're for?

What's in that cookie?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

It's a Colorado cookie...

I think McDonalds will be concerned that they may be thought of as having a connection

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

It's spelled damnburger!

Exchanging insults

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Jokes on you my name isn't Becky! Wait a sec...

I enjoy a lot Disturbed version of "The Sound of Silence".

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

We can't talk anymore... :P

@Admin If I were a believer, wondering if I might be missing something, and decided to take a look ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Point out historical records. For the billionth time, I am spiritual, but not religious. I can't prove a god or any gods, but something is out there. What it is, I don't know.

Orgy, Fiction (Dreams in Digital) ?? [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Fucking A RIGHT! I was trying to think of the name of this song and band last night!

I can't handle seeing Trump on TV and I hope that the report will be out within 3 months.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

WRONG!

Cute little kitty!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

If you don't say "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" you're going to fucking hell.

Stirring the shit pot

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

True. Unless they have a fecal fetish...

So what's the limit?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

If you can afford the medical, do it. I had two cats that were outdoors all their life. One lived to be 17, the other 19. Never been to the vet in their life.