[nypost.com] Ban on Female Genital Mutilation is Ruled Unconstitutional - WTF!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Look at male circumcision. It's Jewish tradition that is followed by most catholics. Both are bullshit.

Any punkrawkers in here? and NO, the ramones DON'T COUNT.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Beat On The Brat With a Baseball Bat! Check out this group. https://agnostic.com/group/AggressiveMusicArt

How many fingers do you have? count them carefully.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 21, 2018:

11 with both hands in my pockets...

Chopping corn and was driving out of the field when all of a sudden.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Doesn't look like it was very wet. Not sure how that happened.

I just found out something great about tomorrow.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Very cool!

Good for a few

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I don't know why so many people have a hard time believeing this is the way it actually works! Trickle down effect my ass! More getting fucked in the ass effect.

Anyone else hear about this app? Looks interesting, might have to try it out...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 21, 2018:

No, but it looks like a good idea. Ignorance if the law is not an excuse. If you concealed carry, looks like a good app to have.

Not like they think anything through

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Fucking A right! Didn't he also say that anyone under an FBI investigation shouldn't be President???

Evolution in action!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

ZING!

Father sues McDonald's over 'advertising' of Happy Meals Not a fan of McDonalds, nor am I a fan ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Why is this even going to court? This is about as bad as when Jared from Subway blamed subway for him mollesting kids because his sex drive went up after loosing weight.

Jesus? Teenage girls? What's the difference, really?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

How needy is needy?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

It depends on every person. For example a friend of mine and I went out a few years ago. We both got phone #'s. He stayed at my place that night. He was blowing up her phone all night. I said that it was probably a bad idea. It ended up working in the short run, dated for a few months. I on the other hand waited like a week to call this other girl. Talked to her a few times via text, but never saw her again. I guess I don't know if there is a happy medium. OH yeah, the log cabin thing is WAY too soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be safe!

I received a Facebook friend request from this cutie this morning. What do you think?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

The person that made the profile is a fat harry dude sitting in his underwear by the computer. I promise it's fake. How many friends? I get these all the time. Have only a handful. Fake. I don't add anyone unless I know them.

Meanwhile, in Finland.....

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

They don't have fires because Finland is covered in snow 90% of the year. lol

Warning Signs Must be posted at gun stores, firing ranges in King county, Washington state.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Increased risk of suicide? That's a little of a stretch. There are many other ways to kill yourself. I guess it's a good idea for the warning, but I am a smoker (trying to quit). Do you think the warning from the Surgon General stops me?

Seriously what we get for protesting guns is a more powerful handgun. UGH! [yahoo.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Those pistols as well as the S&W 460 have been around for a while.

Great lookin' dragon! She's sweet too.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Very cool, very sexy. For some reason I think bare feet are unsexxy, but for some reason the way she has hers curved, it is.

Favorite metal album of all time to listen to on vinyl?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I haven't updated or saved this in a long time. I have probably 3X as many records by now. I'd have to go home and see if I have a more current version on my server. 1349 - Hellfire 1 LP Belphegor - Bondage Goat Zombie 1 LP - Green At The Gates - Purgatory Unleashed Limited Edition Blue 2 LP *only 300 copies* Children Of Bodom - Are You Dead Yet? 2005 first press limited edition picture vinyl # 1046 Children Of Bodom - Blooddrunk 2008 first press limited edition picture vinyl # 0173 Children Of Bodom - Follow The Reaper 2000 first press limited edition picture vinyl # 0459 Children Of Bodom - Roundtrip To Hell And Back 2010 First Press 45 RPM EP w/ Party All The Time Cradle Of Filth - The Principle Of Evil Made Flesh 2 LP Blue 180G Dark Funeral - The Secrets Of The Black Arts 2 LP 180G Dissection - Live Rebirth 3 LP First press Dissection - Storm Of The Light's Bane 1 LP First Press In Flames - A Sense Of Purpose 1 LP First Press Kreator - Extreme Aggression 1 LP First Press picture disk Kreator - Hordes Of Chaios 1 LP First Press Kreator - Live Kreation 3 LP Metallica - Master of Puppetts 2 LP 45 RPM Metallica - Ride The Lightning 2 LP 45 RPM Motorhead - Inferno 2 LP Moonspell - Memorial 2 LP Ov Hell - The Underworld Regime 1 LP picture disk Skeletonwitch - Forever Abomination 1 LP Beer Colored First Press Slayer -Christ Illusion 1 LP First Press Slayer - Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine 1 LP Lamb Of God - As The Paliaces Burn 1 LP First Press Sodom - In War And Pieces Limited Edition Bloodred 2 lp Venom - Black Metal 180g Coloured Vinyl

Favorite metal album of all time to listen to on vinyl?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Storm of the Light's Bane - Dissection. Let me see if I can pull up my list of vinyls.

Now I normally don’t like Xmas music, nor am I usually one for celebrity crushes, but I’m in ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Damn, even on here we can't get past turkey day first?

People don't give a fuck

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

One time an old room mate and I went to a bone yard to get parts. The weather was unusually nice for that time of year. Some dude kept on going 'round tp random dudes saying "how 'bout that global warming". ONE nice day that is unexpected doesn't mean you can throw the global warming theory completely out.

This is a cat...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 19, 2018:

No, he hates you because food bowl is only half full...

Slayer-Chemical Warfare [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Gods of the throne must be watching from hell...

Anger Management Hotline

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 19, 2018:

At least it's not the suicide hotline!

Civilians Suffer PTSD Too... You Know?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I need that shirt!

Like it needs an advert

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

ISIS?

How do you deal with bad dreams about the bullies who tormented you in childhood (and also ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

That is a good question. For me the past is the past, and I don't think about it. Maybe just talk to someone about it that understands, and focus on the positive? I really do not know.

Everclear: Santa Monica [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Long time since I heard these guys. Last time I think was Closing Time.

2 scammers going at the same time going to mess with them some till I report them.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Do this. Old, but a classic! Mother got was coming to him/her. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/p-p-p-powerbook

2 scammers going at the same time going to mess with them some till I report them.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Craigslist?

Hello all i have just joined and i must admit i havent done anything like this before and i am a ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Welcome. Just be yourself. Obviously don't post ads, spam, hate speech, porn, etc on here. Just use common sense, and I'll bet you'll fit in just fine! We also have many groups on here. There is probably a group to cover about any topic.

Four beauties

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

All sexy, but I pick 3. :)

....WTF??!?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Someone call CPS.

Goodnight Kitty:

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Shhhhhhh! Kitteah's zleeping....

So the other day the food bank gave me like a 60 oz.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Flank steak is kinna tough isn't it?

Did you know?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

What in the actual fuck!? Does anyone have a link to actual statutes that make this "legal"? There are two police officers here I suspect are dirty. But this? Fuck me jesus!

That answers that

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

That's for the bear, right?

I dunno. I have looked at this a long time and I still don't see the horse.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I win. Found the horse first. There is a guy in the picture too...

I can so relate...this was about 80% of my dating experience!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

This happens with most of the good looking girls I meet. And the ugly ones too...

What is the chain for ??

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

And you think your buddy is pussy whipped?

Keep going!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

LMAO! Just like when I go through East St Louis! That place is a shit hole!

Is poetry a dying art do people still get lost in the simple complexity of a poets rhyme?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Yes, yes it is. Music speaks loudly to me. Most of the top of the pops has nonsensical lyrics with any dumb word that rhymes, or some idiot yelling "yeahhhhhhh" 50 times in a song. I know this sounds like a bit of a tangent, but hear me out. Some of the best lyrics ever written were by Dissection. They wrote their songs like poems. That is something you hardly see. The best song ever written was Night's Blood. Lyrics = poem. Music = based on classical. It is Black Metal, but ingenious. In a a world of "hru" "wtf" "lol", etc it poetry is being lost.

How to keep a woman happy.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I forgot to carry the remainder...

This is a perfect sunday post!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

At least you didn't choke on the dildo. lol

It's all rigged.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I can't remember what the original name of the game was that it was based off of. But it was to warn people about corporations. EDIT:Found it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Landlord%27s_Game

I do I do, who's with me?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

My luck I'd attack tents waiting for a sporting goods store to open...

What changed America?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Piss poor parenting. A former friend of mine has a 6-year-old son. He is the most disobedient shit on the planet. I've babysat him for free several times. From the time she gets up, to the time she goes to sleep, he is given almost nothing but candy and drinks with sugar. He lies worse than trump. His mom NEVER tells him no. He won't listen to other adults. One time I was babysitting him, and went outside for a smoke, He was pissed because I didn't want to play video games with him anymore. I told him he could play. His mom just so happened to call at that time, and he came out. He was crying about wanting me to play video games with him. I said no. He said "I'll tell my mom you hit me". I yelled I'm on the phone with her right now! Didn't believe me so I handed him the phone. She wanted to talk to me after that so I got the phone... THE LITTLE FUCKER PULLED OUT HIS PECKER AND PISSED ON MY LEG! I told her about it. When she got back she got him a toy and a sugar drink. Not one word about the incident. I I did some shit like that when I was young...

Well, I just didn't have a hoodie so...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Ironic because I have cargo shorts on and a flannel lined sweater. lol What the shorts were the only thing clean...

Trump brand condoms

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Reminds me of a gag gift my sister gave me. It was Obama's face on TP. Did I use it? Bet your ass I did! I ran out one day...

I would love to have her for lunch....I mean take her to lunch!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

She's cute!

Sunday funday!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I went to church last Sunday! Seriously. In 10+ years I went one fucking week too soon?

nra speak, nra enforce... ameriKKKa being ameriKKKa. [insider.foxnews.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I think they can make a statute for that city alone? However, if it is not enforced, they might loose state funding. That happened when some public schools had private lunch venues or vending machines. That you could do, but you'd loose federal funding. That was a big topic when I was in HS.

The power of pair.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Ace Ventura?

you are correct sir!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

When you're right, you're right...

So, here's a question.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

You definitely can get to know someone online. It just takes a lot longer. On another forum I was a member for over 10 years, and I had just a hair under 15K posts. In that amount of time I met two of the members. When I met them they were exactly how I imagined them. They said the same about me. IRL you can probably get to know someone a lot faster by talking to them face-to-face in 5 minutes as opposed to sending messages for weeks. Then again, you can know someone IRL for years and they turn out not being who you think they are.

? ? MARA! ? ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

The first joke I could think of was "make America rake again".

is this the start of skynet?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Microsoft being Microsoft...

Ready for some dark humor? Too dark?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Just dump it in your neighbors lawn.... One of them is the mayor...

get out the rake

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

LMFAO!

Her lucky day, not his

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Husband replied "bitch the house is in my name, get the fuck out of here". Awkward silence when 911 is ringing. :D

Looks like I'm not the only one who's up way too early on a Sunday! Good morning!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Throw the hot tolerance in their face?

FINAGLE.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I actually use that word.

This link would be enough to make any gun control fanatic foam at the mouth with rage- ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I support gun rights, and gun control. You want a 99.9% plastic firearm? You can shoot it. Not any realistic reason to have one. Plus look at what happens when they fail.

i enjoy privacy for personal grooming.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Meh, doesn't bother me. If I'm on the pot, that's another story.

yep this happened in Montréal today! Montreal Woke Up To Winter's First REAL Snowfall Of The ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Can we export some of that white shit up north? Friendly gesture from a neighbor to the south...

Day before yesterday I woke up at 5 AM.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Not quite 2 AM. Try and sleep. Probably be up in an hour...

Ah the Ig Nobels:

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

If they fits, they sits...

Hello , My name is Hans , So many men here !

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Hi Hans.

The guilt is terrible - I forgot your Goodnight Kitty! I hope none of you are awake! Here's ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Peek a boo!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Peek a boob...

Take two & call me in the morning...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Actual footage... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI1JJZuopig

I have only traveled outside of the US once and that was a humanitarian trip to Mexico back in the ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Egypt? I think it'd be cool to see the pyramids. Just me...

Follow me....

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Not falling for that again. Last time I ended in a bathtub full of ice...

Abs-solutetly delicious!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Don't know weather I should be turned on, or run in fear thinking she'll kick my ass...

I recently joined this website.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Hi Paul! Just make sure you only point a barrel at something unless you intend to kill it! Just have to say that. Seen too many people do stupid shit with firearms. I think you'll like it here.

I'm going old school! New phones suck! I was the first one around this area to have a smart phone ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Just saw this on FB. Had to add. https://www.facebook.com/Nostalgia/photos/a.10151168714109879/10157496133204879/?type=3=ARBizYvp8uJnlkda1Z2tnFEsrJbFln28_a8A1aq8FNr4Aqw6w2RtSKv0Rt5FTvO9B4ayCQPyWQdXWJTY%5B0%5D=68.ARDO9W3EDjdkiyukuoxkZDxjGa3cBt6eK2mHXGH6ZuethgtJLYAozW1hf2mwJ0NuqvjihY_LNWPxcQfZt6GJGI0FDfGMLCERCPFBd78orLhx0YTBVIYuxR3lnquhmgpzSCaD-0YPvc0gJWA1M59BJL8PqZJ0zWNz_ZGQ0m7fSoy9NkBz34ZUyIIdupkk7J5_CMk3NOh5HuFrjFCqDGwCMfx0WlzqNcQRr2uD3hn6OOZXsQtO9XAdFM1WkVjHFBdlDCCgR7zamrj91oNCnHBwowZ3TcAFPuy_ekX0uRXJqGIMFxBzUfziRjsodELDmP8GfQgkxECy0uW2HhzmGW-Olsc2kWS4ZBIuLOtyvKGxFp2VkEkRmtWE=EHH-R

[usatoday.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

What?

Uhhhh....what????

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

They can't all be winners now can they? lol

Have been thinking of a possible trip for summer.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I've been to every state except Hawaii. For summer maybe Alaska? Depends on what part I guess. I think it's Fairbanks that gets very hot during the summer.

That's close to what mine is.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Are there negative phone numbers?

Blinded

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

She didn't know it was me that grabbed one when she was blindfolded. lol

Have been thinking of creating a dating application.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Oh my fucking god dude! Two of my friends and I came up with one for me (it was their idea). It included a background check, drug test, STD test, psych eval. Not joking.

Polish czarnina duck soup.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

There is a lady on here that lives in Poland @ Agnieszka. If it's a traditional Polish dish she might know something about it? I know about traditional Czech foods, but nothing about Polish food.

Good opening lines.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Does it work? Sounds kinna creepy IMHO.

Among the creepy posts: (this guy played Words with Friends with me.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I'd rather die than go to heaven...

The idiots say we can't afford a tax cut, but wanted free college, free universal healthcare, and ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Free? That stuff comes out of taxes like our military, police, roads, schools, libraries, fire departments. The tax cuts are for people that don't deserve them, and don't pay as much as a percent as a min wage worker.

Still funny:

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock, and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

Saturday morning wake up

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

The best part of waking up sure is hell isn't Foldiers.

Good morning!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

It's morning. I got probably one hour of sleep because everyone kept on waking me up!

Good morning from Springfield Missouri! Here's a couple of positive memes to jump start your day.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Morn from the Land of Black Horizons.

Would you wear J Lo's new fashion trend in public? [yahoo.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I don't know/care what her new fashion is. Let's get down to brass tax. How much money we talking?

He was a little distracted...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Christmas in Colorado?

Haha, that's a good one.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

No one is trying to take your fucking guns.

Thanksgiving got a lot more interesting when the feathered dancers arrived...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

If they dressed like that back in the days, the white man would have not taken over NA.

Who thinks she is still wearing too much?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Tight body hotty!

Pacific Island Petite

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Very sexy girl. Love dark hair.

Fashionably sexy.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 16, 2018:

She is sexy. What a cute face!

Just dropped the kids off with their mom.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I'M THE MAN!

So, I didn't used to like tattoos on women, but now I like them quite a lot. How many are too many?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Full tastefull sleeves are sexy.

Something to think about.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Like Bill Maher said "if you see someone stealing condoms, just let them. They can't afford a baby".