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TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Don't tell me. Tell my ghost. 'Cause I blame him for all the things I don't want to know.

So I had a (what appears to be a heated) run in with member on my following post today: ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 5, 2018:

That's happened to me twice. You get a notification saying someone replied to your comment, and you find out that you can't read it because you were blocked. Some people need to stop being so sensitive!

Can you say ... WTF?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I need r as my girl...

Trump lovers unite

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Most of the world would kiss that with a fist.

And you can decorate them with frosting and candies.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I got one of those cookies! Must think I'm #1! Ironically, the guy know I don't eat sweets... odd.

Anyone else notice an increase in ambush trolls?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 4, 2018:

You aren't the only one that has noticed this. Several others have. I only reported one person. It was spam. Another posted on three different groups that he was mad about a group that was denied. Sounds like a troll. Just check the levels, and if you think it's a troll, report it.

what would jesus do?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Get a Klodike bar?

About sex...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 4, 2018:

What the fuck is sex?

Daylight savings time is bullshit!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 4, 2018:

DST is bullshit! When I lived in Arizona, we didn't have that shit! I know DST was designed to conserve energy during WWII. Now it's for golfers, and fucks everyone else up.

Only a broom huh!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 3, 2018:

My ex just called. She wants her ride back.

I’ve been talking to someone that I’ve met from Agnostic and we’ve been getting pretty close.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Just be yourself. I know it is hard to do. When I met a gal IRL from online once, we went to eat. My Stomach hurt when I met her. She thought that was a sign of rejection. No, I was scared to meet her. Please be safe, and meet at an open, public place. Wish you the best!

Lol it might make it work harder and faster!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 3, 2018:

That made me LOL!

Larry Moe and Curly

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I fell for that with the last girl I tried to date. I need a CPC.

Hmmmm............

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I'm sending your the medical bill after seeing that!

You going to have to find some new friends

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

His blood consisted of wine!

So that's where she keeps her phone!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I think this phone call is for you. Don't worry, I'll get it. PS hope like hell she is over 18!

How do people do this more than once?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

My vote is he lost a bet. lol

Spaceballs in Silence

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Spaceballs; The Script! http://www.evilwillalwaystriumph.com/script.htm

One of my favorites.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I hate when that happens. When (if) they use holy water to put it out, it makes the fire worse!

Poverty sucks

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Very sad, but very true. Remember that some people in this world walk for miles just to get water. Some would probably kill to lick the scraps off of your plate.

Stay special

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I lick both sides of the windows...

Serve 'em up....

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Start with the apitizer?

Nick Harper s one of the finest guitarists that I have ever seen.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Thanks for the post! I use D'Adarrioo strings. They are hard to break (unlike Ernie Ball). Neat to see he does the repairs on stage! You usually just get a stage hand to get you another guitar. I'd go into a guitar store and say "I need a g string". Shit. lol

That one political meme that is basically promoting of child labor.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

After seeing this meme I am reporting you, and going to my safe place! This is so offensive! My safe place is Norway in 1349...

It's going to be a bumpy ride.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

My dumb ass pulled off at exit 87.

Cracks me up.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Same problem here.

Could very well be true, and probably is.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Are you implying he's gay?

Please give me an overhaul

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Nice caboose!

There is a story to be told

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Reminds me of the Fraiser skit. I remember the first time I drove a moon-craine. ;lol

This job's easy!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

But I don't not to be an asshole! Redneck and I both fired you. lol

Time for change

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Not falling for that. I'll never get my cock back!

Keep it zipped

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

LMFAO! That's great!

I'm going to be in Arizona visiting from November 22 thru December 2.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I lived in Phoenix for a year. We'd have parties all the time. Girls were basically throwing themselves at us. Getting naked for no reason, banging themself in the kitchen with a cigar case. I never did hook up there because of my "Christian Values". The women to men rate is pretty high.

Hello, everybody! I'm Hot4Cheesus and i have a very dark sense of humour

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Welcome to this crew. I think there are a few on here that will share insanity with you. (dark humor)

Voodoo Child + (live) by Eric Gales [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

That guy is a fucking mad man! He goes with bluses, then some jazz, and something that is like thrash. I never seen him have a guitar pick, only finger picking! I have never seen anyone finger pick that fast! I've never heard of this band, but I'd love to see them live! Thanks for the post!

Hey @Boogey look what I found!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Bloody right! There is this brand new thing called "just scroll past!

And that's not good.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Dry skin is common this time of year... lol

Snatch Snack time

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I'm not falling for that again! Never returned the favor! She had a "headache".

Answering the big questions...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

They should call you butter because you are on a roll! This is the 3rd or 4th time today I couldn't stop laughing!

I don't wanna go in there.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Please people get your minds out of the gutter! A "fisting room" is a place where you hide and the next person that walks in, you give them a sucker punch! Okay everyone else got to my punch lines before I did. Only thing I could think of that wasn't mentioned.

Alright Bill... I did the math.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Damn that made me laugh!

Homework!???

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

OMFSM I can't stop laughing! If that were a real paper I'd give the kid an a+. lol

Has anyone been ghosted by members from this site?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Never heard the term ghosted until now. But yes, happens all the time! Some times it takes them a while to get back. They might have something going on with their life, Sometimes mesanges don't go through. Why would I block them? If they don't want to talk to me, then they won't bother me! lol

My sister will live forever.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

That's the Hellmans clinic, and the jar only costs 10K.

What is love...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Damnit that was my reply.

It's not about me

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Made me laugh! If that situation ever comes up in my life, I'm using it. Sounds like a great way to never get any from her again! lol

I joined this site as a dating site.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I originally joined for the same reason. However, I focous on the community part far more. If something happens. great. Not betting the farm. I like looking at the notifications and seeing a post from someone and think "this person posts good stuff" better check it out!

Ho-hum. Same shit. Different day. Lol

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 31, 2018:

For me it's different shit, different day.

Early Intermission...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Where was this, and why was I not invited?

Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I have not heard that song since HS! Thanks!

Do any of you write songs?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I've written music and lyrics. The music is somewhat easy, but the music I have to sit and play to figure out what will work for the song.

Green Day! American Idiot [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 31, 2018:

No offense to my friends to the North, but this is funny! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M

Thinking about starting a group called "Omaha Stylee".

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 31, 2018:

The group is official. I asked a few friends on FB to join. All are intelligent. One is a chemist. Another does research, and studies politics. Very insightful. Another works as an engineer. No not a train conductor. I hope they will join, and get others to do so.

Nascar Costume on Halloween?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Jesus built my hotrod. Or was it Judas ate my hot dog? Can't remember, that was over 2,000 years ago.

At our age milfs are overrated

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I think you meant G-MILF....

Din din in a tin tin

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Probably not worse than Army food!

Do you remember late Feb of 2017 when the unpresident allowed the mentally ill to purchase guns?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I'm pretty sure that didn't go through.

Who here loves Rammstein?? Best concert I ever attended!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Their music is okay. I don't like them because they are very anti-American. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

I love Ted Talks

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Damnit, I thought you were talking about the movie. Now I have to post this. Will you be my thunder buddy? lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9PnNW56bp0

George Thorogood. I Drink Alone. [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

When I drink alone, I prefer to be at my house...

Passive aggressive level- expert

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Wait 'till she sleeps, then throw the crust at her? Sniper tactic throughought the night. lol INCOMING!

Goodnight Kitty:

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Goofy little turd!

Miss Universe.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I used to think Kellyann Conway was kinda attractive...

This is so funny

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Dude's got skill! Reminds me of a meme I saw once. Girl: Hey baby come over. Guy: Okay. Girl: it's that time of the month tho. GUy: my car won't start. Girl: I'm just kidding, get your friend to drive you. Guy: Okay. Girl: Seriously it is that time of the month. Guy: Damn he got shot! Girl: I'm joking. Guy: He's fine now. Girl I'm serious it is that time of the month. Guy: Damn he got shot again!

True that!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

HAHA! P&T did an episode once where they suckered some guy to try all types of bottled water. He paid for it a a fancy restraunt. It came from the same garden hose out back!

AthiestCats

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Kitteah know where you live. Kitteah know where you sleep. Kitteah gonna kill you in the middle of the night after doing that!

Can't get autism if you die from polio.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Here is the P&T clip I was talking about. Sorry for a double post, but my internet is very slow today. They do a good job of explaining how they work! In short time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfdZTZQvuCo

Look at that big cock!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Call up Tyson and ask what % of cock meat is in their chicken nuggets...

Can't get autism if you die from polio.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

It's obvious that Jenny McCarthy knows so much more than any of us on the topic! Just poop out a bunch of yeast, and autism is cured. I like this video from P&T. I'll post the link when youtoube loads...

Avoids a lot of unpleasantness...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I ask myself "what would Judas do"?

I'm still laughing at this ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

She thinks my tractor's sexy, it really turns her on. BULLSHIT! I never even got a BJ!

Keep it alive

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Can't read the second to last word. My internet must be slow. The two middle letters are blurry...

Relatable...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

SATANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

The Burning Darkness by At The Gates [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Good jam, but not my favourite off the album. I have a first press! Took a long time to find, and not cheap!

She's got a chicken to ride......

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Pussy killing a cock.

Don't mess with Natasha

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Ronda Rousey's sister?

Shrimp, on spinach with quinoa (aka wood shavings), with mango on top and a side of roasted ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

You didn't invite me!? LOOKS GOOD! Recipie?

The dork knight

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

What woman could resist?

Hate when this happens

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

How many times has this happened to you. Wait, nevermind. I don't wanna know.

Oxford is good enough

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I just put commas wherever the fuck I think is cool. lol , (< that's a comma),

It's the same as looking for my glasses that are sitting on top of my head.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Heard that before, but it implied alcohol was involved. One time when I was a mechanic I was pissed because I couldn't find a wrench I needed. Fucking thing was in my hand! It's happened many times where it was in my pocket too.

This is true

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Hell to the motherfucking yeah! When I hauled grain, corn and been dust makes you blow your nose a lot. Even if you wear a mask. Most people don't. I'd usually not pack food for that day and stop at a truck stop for food. Intentionally grab a few extra for that reason!

I'd like to work in this place.....

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Excuse ma'am... points to sign, she says oh I can help you with that. Wonder what expression she'd give when you start pulling your pants down...

BANE [thefreedictionary.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Only reason why I know this word is because Dissections second album was called Storm of the Lights Bane. I have learned so many uncommon words by listening to metal.

If I thought he could read...(thnx to @webspider555)

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Not gonna lie. Made me laugh. Did they highlight the complex word "no" for him?

But her tips look wonderful

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

All I see is a nice rack...

How do you cope best with your chronic pain? What and where is your chronic pain?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Next time can you be less vague?

Such is love

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Sad, but true.

Magic carpet ride

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Maybe she'll get high enough to fuck me. lol

Those crazy teenager's!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I was gonna say Lake Bodom...

Yah, cool it big boy

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I have loaded firearms at the ready.

Just a hint.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Flowcharts will lead you so far into left feild it isn't funny.

Damn grandma!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I think this is my grandpa? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4LbCLFUndg

Canada RN....

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Too small for mine. When can I move to Canada? Asking for a friend...

From The Depths Of Hell by Black Palace [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Never heard of them. Wasn't able to find them on wiki. Cool share tho!

Living out here in the country I always have a weapon in arms reach my kids are well schooled of the...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I usually sleep with a loaded firearm, I know the feeling.

I have been on here for 166 days, now have (300,032 points) 699,968 more points to level 10 ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Keep it up! Never did see a level 10 on here. I think the highest was 9.3. At lvl 10 I think you get a free jet. lol

It is Sunday. It is raining. What should I do.... I made Vodka Pasta!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Recipie please? I'll try it.

Please respect my privacy!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Gambling is a special tax for people that don't know math.

I tried giving Plenty of Fish a full month before bailing.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Online dating generally doesn't work. Met a few, and I could found a funny farm for any of them I met. Not just you.