They are so much fun together Snoop Dogg ft. Willie Nelson - My Medicine [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

You know damn well all they really did was smoke pot all day!

Don't want to know.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

How to dump someone like a boss. Even if not intentionally. lol

Vlad the tasty impaler

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Seems legit!

You the man

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

That's not Bill Cosby!

First post here. Hope you like it (or love it, laugh at it, get angry about it. That’s okay)

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Welcome. But he can't talk at all. He's dead.

Rare People Show Up At The Right Times-They Are The Keepers

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

It's funny how you meet people when you least expect it.

[yahoo.com] Gun Incidents Mapped Out as a Nation

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Only 47K of those were commited by Dick Cheney. If people just learned some RESPECT for the damn things, and properly keep them in a safe (unless you are right by it), and keep firearms away from todlers, most of these incidents could be prevented! Also a mental exam required to get one. Did you know that since 9/11 more toddlers have killed people than terrorists?

I got a message from someone on another site.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

It's better than the general "Hey there. wink" that I usually get. I know that sounded like an odd message, but it's like religion. Some won't date someone outside of their religion. Same goes with politics. I think the person did you a favor by saving you a headache?

I want to know how you treat the people who don't like you, or who you don't like.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Avoid them like the plague.

i love Zach

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I do the same thing! But it is very frowned upon in church...

Another intermission...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Hope she doesn't go out like that in the cold! Or in public. Know how many accidents she'd cause?

What are they smiling about?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Because the entire crowd hasn't seen one of those in 50 years?

Not a good website name...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

There was an exhaust shop in Omaha that's slogan was "No muff too tough". I was helping a friends aunt going through some boxes and found the business card. Thought it was a prank, but the company is still in business. They changed muff to muffler tho.

Very strange indeed

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

And if they do, their faith must not be very strong.

Little Richard - Long Tall Sally [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Just made a comment about Little Richard. One word. WHOOOOOOOOOO!

A must for introverts

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

A baseball bat is more effective...

I Put A Spell On You by Sonique (also posted at Aural Adventures [agnostic.com] ) [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Screaming Jay Hawkings! Manson did a decent cover. This version seems too long, and they overly complexed it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qkrsodwJGY

Goodnight Kitty

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Kitteah not zleeping. Kitteah ready to attack!

Are we really all the same? ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

GARRRRR!

I didn't see that coming ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Too bad there wasn't a shoe around...

I feel like someone should totally start a DIY group here. Todaysgoal

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

I don't want that damn thing anywhere near my face! My ex left some things at my house. Anyone want to buy some slightly used dildos? Not guaranteed to be STD free. May need to be cleaned with bleach. Or napalm. No warranty.

Also one reason ladies love the weekends!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

I love Zooey! We're dating, but don't tell anyone. We're keeping it a secret...

I guess they weren't praying the right way.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

I have a shirt that has a pentagram, inverted crosses, and says "hotter than a church in Norway". lol

Do you think those kids would know who JFK was?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Jesus doesn't want to come back for many reasons. The biggest is because he's hiding from his followers.

Almost new flavors

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

A friend of mine's brother-in-law found some soda made in Lincoln I think. He have hime some bacon flavored soda, buttered popcorn, and another one. Said they tasted exactly like what they sounded like. Disgusting!

Who's your daddy? Hahaha

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

I believe Satan only killed 7. But it depends on what version of the bible you read. Still far less.

Not to be outdone.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

so if you clean he dishes.... does she have to clean up after the act? lol

CHIMERA: chi-me-ra.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

The only reason why I know this is because there is a band by that name. Mayhem has an album titeled the same.

Could happen

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Literally made me laugh!

Happy Friday! Didn't go over well in Music fans ♥ Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

IMHO White Zombie > Rob Zombie. I have Astrocreep 2000 on vinyl!

Seems legit..,

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole. lol I Get the picture of a porn star that says lives a few miles away. lol

Interesting tale of self defense- [ammoland.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

More propaganda. ".223-caliber rifle". Oh, wait, that's a 22 calibre. Same as 22 LR, 22 short, 22-250, .223, 5.56X45, 22 mag, 22 bird shot. And a hell of a lot of others. All these rounds are 22 calibe! Yes I own one. I own it for the same reason the police SGT here owns one. To do what it was designed to do. Whoever wrote this article is an idiot, or flat out wants to mislead people. Point blank (hey, a gun pun).

One of the funniest skits on SNL

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

What's step two? lol Yes, that is probably the funniest SNL skit. I don't know what's funnier. This or when Alec Baldwin plays trump...

She's a keeper?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Just about any of my exes...

Love it when employees just dont give a shit!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

They had a lawsuite saying that they weren't exactly 12". I'd assume even when warm. lol There was one meme I saw that was from Pizza Hut. They had a "big dinner box". The sign said "big d inner box". LMFAO

For breakfast? Really?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 27, 2018:

A former friend of mine had to go to jail. After he was convicted, they didn't haul him off right away. They gave him an extension. Had to show up one day on time, or he'd go right to prison. Anyways, I suggested he ate a bunch of beans before he had to go. I house sat for him, and was there the night before he had to go. Next morning he ate 2 cans of beans and drank a six pack. From what he described, it backfired very badly. lol Don't take too much advice from me. lol

I'm having one of the best days I've had in a long time.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Glad you had a good day! Hope it keeps up for you! I listen to agressive music. It calms me down. Seriously.

Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty have seen better days!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Sad but true.

Slayer- Bitter Peace [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 26, 2018:

I raise you. This is the best song off the album. No need for debate. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsBryARGghM

Motorhead - I Ain't No Nice Guy Ft. Ozzy Osborne and Slash [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Great jam! I like this version better tho. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_VEdra0wUE

Depends on priorities

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

We can't afford health insurance! Some asshole ran up the bill!

I can't help being a fan,SoxCeltsPatsBruins!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

The Huskers beat all of them! And they are 1-6. lol

Good costume! And adorable dog!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Doggie probably knows where you live. Doggie probably knows wher your bed is. Doggie probably gonna kill you in your sleep.

America Back to What?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

I've bitched about this instance before, and I will continue to do so. Since the ACA was repealed my insuranse went up by 50%. Was $200/mo now $300. I've had the same insuranse since birth. I have pre existing. Went to look for other insurance. That would cost $700/mo! I have less coverage. They can deny me for really any reason. MAKE AMERICA SICK AGAIN!

I know a few people like this :)

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

I have the best comebacks! The best ones ever! Sometimes it takes me about 10 minutes, but they are good!

Just like the Yankees

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

I have a Martinez jersey. :(

Wonder how long it took them to figure that out.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Maybe the flat earthers will prove them wrong.

I must say this is brilliant and funny!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Saw this before, but still funny. Didn't notice the s8n. If I got a personilized license plate, I wanted it to say "umoron". Now I want this!

I don't think that would work unless you're dating an elephant

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Is this why my relationships don't last very long? lol The funniest part is when the replier said sources: experience. I completely lost it after reading that one word!

Some are trying for a galaxy I think.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Yep. Same can go for guys too. Puppy love wears off. You need something special for a lasting, healthy relationship. That is obviously something I have not found yet.

The truth is, none of us are easy to date ?☺??

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

My black heart isn't on there.

Adult content advisory

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

IfI have to be an adult to see it, I'll get back in 20 years...

Teach your children well

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

The more you pown....

Have you ever bigged your job up to impress?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

That's a good question. I think most people don't. Penn and Teller did a "bullshit!" episode on pyramid scams. They had several people on there that were sales reps, but the companies called it something more important sounding. When I did R&D, I'd tell people. Due to medical, I can't do a lot of physical work. I tell them I work at a Fortune 500 company. Which isn't a lie.

By all means

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

If you go to church, just take some money out of the collection plate. Same damn thing.

I'd like make a friendly suggestion all the male-people who want chat with female-people on this ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Same goes for the ladies. I usually get the "hi there", or something to that effect. I made it very specific on a profile to tell me something about themselves (other than in their profile), or something they like about mine. I also specifically said to NOT use the "meet up" button. I mostly get (whoever) wants to meet you. You can't read a couple of paragraphs? I don't bother to reply. Hell hitting a button is even lazier than sending a message that just says hi.

I don't know if this happens to others.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

I've had similar problems, but I think the sight is going through an update. I have a wireless keyboard and mouse that lags really bad tho. Only a few months old.

How far, realistically, would you go for a relationship?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Walking distance. My last two girlfriends never came over (except once). One was half hour away. The other 45 minutes. Fuck that.

so, Yesterday one of my chickens (the old one) lost her head! literally as it was chopped of by me, ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

I cook game meat. The trick is maranade. I make venison burgers. I kinda cheat tho. Mix it 50/50 with ground pork. Never guess it's not beef.

Question.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 23, 2018:

I'm not 100% sure. The site is undergoing some updates.

What are you in for?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Oldie, but a goodie. Good meme's need to be reposted!

Ha! Take that

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Those pious morons go 'round telling you how to live your life. However, they don't practice what they preach. It's like a shady used car salesman. Here we have a 1972 Pinto. They are reliable, and have no problems whatsoever.

Pretty much sums it up

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 23, 2018:

If I had a dollar for every time I had to explain the difference between Black Metal and Death Metal, I'd have enough dollars to go to a strip club for a night!

With consent...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Louis CK is funny as hell. Silverman, no.

To piss off your fundie friends and relatives.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 23, 2018:

If I knew someone would betray me. I'd do what I do. Run! Dumbass. lol

Can be done alone...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 23, 2018:

I don't know if that is worse than getting a handy. When she's reading a magazine. Then she makes you take her hand and do the motion herself! Might have to do a coin flip to see which is worse.

How about some Halloween music?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Does Helloween count? https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=helloween+I+want+out

Hilarious Role Reversal...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 22, 2018:

If there was more of that in the Middle East, we would not have to worry about terrorism. Ladies, there is a solution to that. You are sitting on it...

To true...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Yay! I'm a real god now!

Do it one more time, I dare you!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 22, 2018:

If we pull out of the parade... You're a carpenter, right? You're building your own cross!

NO returns...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 22, 2018:

I sold my soul to him 3 or 4 times. Wait till he finds the error in his paperwork!

Thoughts on marriage : There seems to be many in the community who are anti marriage.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 22, 2018:

I don't want to ever get married. I don't want a piece of paper saying we are together. I want us to be together because we want to be together. Lots of divorces are nasty. I have a distant cousin that has money. He married a gal that's dad had lots of money. She got half of everything. He told my former business partner that the divorce was "the best 100K he ever spent".

Breasts

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Look up Top Freedom. In protest, you can do it legally.

I see jebus!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Oldie, but a goodie. Why can't I sell a virgin mary grilled cheese on eBay for 28K?

Just spotted this group.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Looks like a nice finger picking guitar!

Someone's gonna win, right?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Gambeling is a special tax for those that don't understand math.

And that's saying something!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Boobs! There are boos in that pic! I think it had something about self- assurance. Double checked. Big boobs!

Repair on a 1967 Harmony Monterey.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Very cool post! I can (somewhat) play a guitar. However, I use Floyd Rose and Kahler. I take it to my guitar tech.

Have fun with this one, y'all.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 21, 2018:

That's me when I read Beyond Good and Evil.

Somebody wants your number

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

No 0 in there. I win.

Just saying

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

If they are serving pancakes in the morn... prison might be for you! lol

F-ck Trump

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

You put "-" on the wrong word.

Probably belongs on Baby Boomers, but what the heck

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Very true. When I watch Labyrinth, I sing (try) and dance (try) to Magic Dance. It ended up on the internet once... Fuckers.

I still believe.....Do you relate to this? ❤❤❤

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

My heart isn't on there. Not a black one...

GOP Declares War on Women

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

They should take the G out of GOP.

Ok ladies, if you had your choice, and it not being the first few dates (first few need to be in ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I think you have the right plan. Start simple in an open environment. Just a cup of coffee. Go for a picnic in the park. Something very simple where you can get away easily, and don't have to feel pressured at a fancy dinner at a restraunt. Plus if it doesn't work, you're not out an hour or more of your time. Plus the guy usually pays the bill. I've recently come to that conclusion. PS I am a crappy cook! lol

What Helps You When You Feel Stuck in Life?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

For me it is listening to agressive metal. Calms me down. Makes me feel empowered.

Ha ha! He does!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Grumpy old neighbors don't whine about things like not getting a stupid wall. Let's be fair.

... And that's the truth

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Except trumps twitters. I stopped fact checking those long ago.

Halloween decorations

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Care for a little necrophelia?

Jesus fucking Christ!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

If I was the surgon, I'd say STFU or you're going back on the cross. This time you die for real.

I just wasted 20 bucks on a Plenty of Fish month membership. It’s been 24 hours.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Online dating sites are a joke. I have a POF account. Never had to pay for anything. Dunno. But my account is so old that at the time it was "100% free".

Braille boobs.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

That is gross! But you gave a very bad (good) idea. Walk around with sunglasses and a stick. When I meet a girl I'll ask if I can touch her face so I know what she looks like. Oops, sorry I'm blind. I'm pure fucking evil!

Who wants some of this ammo? [ammoland.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

“Since the Civil War, there has been little improvement in bullet design, until the Predator, which takes advantage of all the ballistic technology today. For extreme long-range shooters, the Predator is really the only bullet to achieve this kind of success." I disagree with this statement. I know he was talking about the projectile, but lots have happened since the 1860's.

Hey sexy people! Unfortunately this is for real!?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

That's not that bad. I forgot where to put it...

What if she was lying?!?!?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

867-1309?

"Exercise equipment."

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

The gilloutine says blade not included. Had to pass on this..

[youtu.be] The Beatles - Ballad of John and Yoko. Live

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I believe that was on a Lennon album, not Beatles. Good jam tho.

One reason to stay single

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

My answer was money... but good point.

Really done.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

What idiot cooks with napalm?!