Best bunch of heathens around ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

It shows a black circle with a pink heart. I ain't evil, I'm just good looking...

Let's not forget he's a very stable genius....

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Can someone please get this guy to go hunting with Dick Cheney?

Would you pay someone to date you?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH! YOU WILL FIND SOMEONE!

Hurricane coming? No worries St. Trupmpster will rescue you.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Don't hold your breath...

One Final Concert-Who Would You Bring Back?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Lennon. Even tho he was an arse.

Suite in E Minor, BWV 996: I.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Very groovy man! I think you know I love classical! On a dide note the 10 string is played like a 6 string. A record producer once called me a "mad man" for playing a 7! I mostly play it like a 6. Herman Li has an 8 string, but he told me he never plays it. Live he does 6. Very cool share!

Sorry, no wifi.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Oldie, but a goodie.

Why are men too much attracted to sex?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

It's a physical need.

I want to believe humankind has an inspiring, logical, empathetic, and reasonable need for existing.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Misanthropy.

Travel More?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Hello I.T. Have you tried tuning it off an on again? Welcome!

Not too many NJ men on here, looking to date.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

We don't troll 'round here. Look at the levels. That's probably a good indication if they are or aren't a troll. Can't believe you can't find anyone in NJ. I live in a village of 600...

I've been on a Foo Fighters bing lately. Anyone else fans?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

My fave is I'll stick around. Saw them twice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtsgN6Ms6xo

How and where did we get life/soul? What'd happen to it after our death?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Death is probably the same as before you were born. My friend died 3 times. No memories, no conceness , no pearly gates, no hellfire.

I've been informed that some of our members may be racists....just a reminder.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Can I pretend to be racist, or a nazi so I get the free DNA test?

Another one

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

The only true god is the god within yourself. - Gaahl

Red Hot Chili Peppers - My Friends [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Used to love RHCP. Good jam. Pea off the same album is funny,

Send help!!! I’m watching Jerry Maguire.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

She's hot... but turn it off and watch Kelly's Heroes, The Great Escape, or All Quiet on the Western Front. Get your mind off things for sure.

This is how a president should show up to a memorial for Flight 93.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Even his wife is holding he head in shame, and staying the fuck away from him! He's a goddamn lunatic! I hope people that have friends that died on that plane don't see this.

Sadly, the most intellectual meme I've posted today.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Reminds me of the part of the Simpsons movie when they were late for church. lol

I'm not a doctor ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I need to do more pretend drowning! With my luck it'd be two guys! The meme reminds me of the movie Airplane when she has to inflate the auto pilot!

Is this a lesbian act?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

WTF? Some things cannot be unseen!

and a cat shall lead them

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

My little monsters do things like that all the time! One time I made a tv dinner for lunch. I was messing around on the internet, so I left it on the bottom part of my entertainment stand to cool. When I got done typing, I thought it'd be cool enough. Well, everything was gone except the veggies! They had an entire bag of cat food that they always get into! Another time I was reading an article. I had a bag of chips. In depth with the article, I had my hand lowered with a chip thinking "WTF" about the article. I heard a chomp. My chip and the cat was nowhere in sight. Still gotta love the little bastards!

Repost from Main: If you shop your values, you might want to consider buying Levis for your next ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Contrary to characterizations in some reports, the September 2018 actions were not targeted at Second Amendment-supporting customers of Levi Strauss, were not "anti-Second Amendment" in the sense of wanting to get rid of the Second Amendment, and the aim of "attacking gun rights" was not articulated by the company but rather ascribed to them by gun rights-supporting commentators.

That's thinking

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

When I saw the skyrise, my first thought was NYC.

Has anyone else had experience using Kratom to mediate withdrawal from opiates?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I've used it before. You can get it at a lot of smoke shops, and even gas stations. They had me on Opana (which is like taking 20 hydrocodone at one time). Literally. Pain pills stopped working. They gave me morphene shots then deladen. Even though I was on them (legally rx) for about 3 months, I really didn't have any withdrawls. After I got off them (the dr said to take the rest as rx, but I didn't need them, so I didn't). I bet I still have 100 around here. Someone told me after I stopped taking them, I was shaking. I didn't notice it until pointed out. Kratom works on the same receptors as heroin. That's why it was illegal in a lot of asian countries. People got of heroin. I have almost every pill bottle they gave me (in case of a drug test). When my back acts up, I will occasionally take one. Kratom works, but if my back is really bad, it'd cost 60-80$/day.

Take advantage of this great deal! It will knock you down!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I bet ALL the family members that had someone die on 9/11 thought it was hilarious...

Started keeping track, I've got 3 years in the bank since january

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

No risk of prostate cancer here...

Impeachment Traffic

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I have the best impeachments, the best ones ever. I have the biggest crowds of any impeachment.

If not us, then, who??

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Yeah, the AR-15 was mass produced right before the Revolutionary War. Oh, wait, it was invented by Eugene Stoner in 1956. This meme makes no sense.

Not hungry enough

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I was once a vegan. Went to the ER because my BP was something like 190/120. That vegan shit lasted about a day. Then I went to vegetarian. Then I was like fuck this I need fish. Now I just cook at home, watch the sodium, hardly eat fast food. When I lived in River City, it was far too cheap to get fast food. Didn't have to clean plates or silverware.

My deepest apologies

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Knew it.

Sooo wrong

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I'd do her...

This gang don't run from nobody. Note: double negative on purpose.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Pants at half mass? What rapper died?

Do humans have a right to ignorance?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

> I don't think anyone is "wllfully ignorant". They just believe what they think is right.

Any playlist suggestions?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I don't think you want my input. lol

My name is Mike.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

WELCOME TO THIS CREW!

Don't put your eye out!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

How cold was it when that pic was taken? Asking for a friend...

Pizza slut, always a cheap date

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Anyone want to go on a date?

Cats will be cats

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

My cats don't lick their butt! Dogs eat poop!

Pretty sure at least 3 in the gun control group blocked me today bc I disagreed on the article about...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I didn't block you. Never blocked anyone on here.

Recreating memories

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Wait 'till day 666...

Not a bad ass after all.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Doesn't have one on his tail. lol

Obligatory "Too soon?" caption

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

The Incredible Stoner?

Belief and be best

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

If it wasn't for modern immigrants, he wouldn't have any wives! Especially when she molded in US without a visa. Guess he only likes the illegal European immigrants. Fuck those Mexicans!

I do like cheese

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Funny. My comment was deleted... Just got a notice someone liked/replied...

32% of people polled think trump is honest.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

HAHA! A friend of mine knows one of the writers for The Hill.

If we have life after death, why is it ingrained in all creatures to do anything to avoid death?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Because you are on a mission from god to do more in this world, and you have more to do.

Where's everyone at? Bible study?.lol

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

The fuck is a "bible"?

I got memes

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Vietnam was a blunder. How about the wikileaks video of showing soldiers mowing down kids in a helicopter in Iraq? Talk to ANYONE that served during Vietnam (granted they will talk)! They would make kids seem harmless, and they were trained to kill.

Ho hum.......

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

c

there might have been too much zucchini bread with butter, bagels with jam, avocado toast, and ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

How did the rat taste with zucchini bread with butter, bagels with jam, avocado toast, and stir-fry over rice, the past sweet, potatoes, with bar-b-q sauce, corn on the cob with melted coconut oil and Adobo.....? Yes I know it's a marsupial. AKA big rat.

Why I left plenty of fish

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

That's internet dating. Plus POF is free.

Hunters be like...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Don't shoot around cattle. Spooks the hell out of them. Makes it hard to load them up.

i'm like a super poor artist and an looking for a sugardaddy!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

At least you are upfront about being a gold digger...

Think I'm going to try this sometime

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Why I hate driving a semi. Why I hate driving a motorcycle. Why I hate driving a car. Period!

Passing Strangers.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

A 78 is old school! I have a few 12" 45's. Those them self are hard to find! I collect records. The only true way to listen to good music at home is on vinyl!

I recently inherited an AH Fox 12 gauge that was manufactured around 1917, and a nice piece it is.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

My dad has 3 12 ga. Pump action that was my grandpas, and two double barrel. Both are side-by-side. Neither of those work, and if they do they are so old, I wouldn't want to fire either of them! Nice tho.

Meth humor..

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

The bonus is an an STD...

Damn racist

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Damn, ruined my day! Brought me back to the time of owning land and people...

Today I am 64

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AglUMCKyns

My Taco Bell Fire sauce is woke.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

As much as I dislike the guy, I doubt he had anything to do with it. As for conspiracies, I'm still confused about the JFK assassination.

What does it mean : To Be Purely Canadian

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

The opposite of 100% American? You like hockey, maple syrup, and gravy on fries? IDK

Cars kill people.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

So does cock death...

I have had some really bad bosses in the past, however, I have had a couple that had been so good ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

In my life I have had two completely terrible bosses! Wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. I several cool bosses. One was the VP of the company. We built a lot of cruizers for Omaha Police. One day we had to go to the North O precinct to drop off cars. He introduced me to the main boss there and said "This is Mike my new main man". That made me feel great! I was having lots of other problems at another job. The boss said "it's okay - we work as a team". My dumbass roommate at the time beat the shit out of a vehicle I just bought. Engine locked up in the parking lot at work.

Somebody's gonna get woke up.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

My cats don't need the lazer. They do it by them self. I got sick of them waking me up for food. Put a bag on the ground, let them eat. Now they wake me up by knocking crap off of my counter. usually resulting in breaking things. :(

If Jesus had a dating profile...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Somewhat damaged, but I recovered after 3 days. I walk in the desert with 40 dudes. I'm not gay... open to meeting men.

Remember the oldies

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Ringo sang, but that was on The Beatles album Sgt. Peppers... just saying. Just saying I wouldn't say Ringo is a singer. lol

my monthly contribution to bad taste

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

For some it must have been in a toilet...

This word won "Hippest Word of the Year" in Germany in 2015.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

The definition is so true! "Let's all get together, grill, and have a bonfire!". Get there and half the time people are on their fucking phones, but not because of a call. Most of the time I leave my phone at home. I can check FB (or whatever) when I am at home!

Interesting way to reduce gun violence. [nyti.ms]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

The article is fairly funny. They want to put a 10K% tax on hollow point? AP rounds are way more deadly. 100 round mag for an AR-15? Did they mean drum? I did see one for sale on GunBroker. Very damn expensive. Plus you'd look like an idiot carrying that thing around. You can buy 10 30 rd mags for less!

Or maybe just stop doing it

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

That's just a fancy shopping cart. lol

I live in the U K and if you want a gun licence here it's like a visit from the Spanish Inquisition ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

IIRC in the UK you also need two safes. One for firearm(s) the other for ammo. Both need to be inspected. As far as the free for all in the US, that's not true. Felons are NOT allowed around firearms.

Yup, that time again... &GameOfThrones

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Shit, that's Nebraska!

Did She flood the young earth?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

For some reason my audio doesn't work with this browser, and the other browser won't load pages. Ken Ham is up there with Duane Gish.

What movie title describes your sex life? Cast Away

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

All Quiet On The Western Front. Great movie BTW (the second, and historically accurate).

Breaking! The girlfriend lives a few miles away and has notified me that our electricity will go ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

I had an ex like that. She would constantly text me when I was at work. The guy I worked for was the worst I ever worked for. If he found out I checked my phone for a second he'd get pissed. She was at work making almost twice what I did at the time. Her boss didn't give a shit. After work she hardly talked to me! WTF?

I find devout religionists interesting and wonder how they, as it seems to me, have been taken in by...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Mostly because it was taught to them when they were young. Religious indoctranation.

The power of memes

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

When did this happen ever? Just like the time that guy said "stop sucking my dick, or I'm calling the police".

Good morning Shootists!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Better not go into a bank, bar, or any place that has a no weapons sign!

yay Canada for being second, wait, what?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Why'd you get second and we got third? We should get number one! Per capita, the only country that has more firearms than us is Switzerland. We have guns here! And lots!

Yah that can be a problem

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Yeah, unfortunately some employers do this. Set it to private if you are going to say something about the company. And no co-workers on there as well...

I am planning to have a serious medical attention, today as I walked through the hallway of this ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Report it to the hospital. Not cool.

Open sesame.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

What's even worse is when you try a half a dozen times. You go to reset, and it says password can't be the same as the one you already have!

At least the bears are having a good time.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

One mad employee on his last day?

!!Warning!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 10, 2018:

I had a cat that could turn on lights. She'd jump on the dresser and paw at the dial until it came on. Usually did this when I was sleeping.

It’s a gift.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Saw a similar one but Biden was ding dong.

My ex bf texted me last night for a booty call as he tends to do every couple of weeks.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Restating order...

1930's comic... some things don't change.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 9, 2018:

True.

Get it right the first time

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Lulz!

They’ve quit trying

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Subliminal message from the priest to the alter boys?

Today's unusual firearm is- [trailblazerfirearms.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 9, 2018:

When fractions of a second count... this is basically useless. Neat trinket tho.

I don't think Crowder is much of an intellectual or even honest w his Change My Mind schlitck but ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Not even going to watch. He is full of shit.

Sleepytime bedding!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Yeah some people I know... that's the best part of their existence.

Sammiching

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Does he take her to the brothel and say the same? Lol

ISOCHRONOUS -- adjective meaning occurring at the same time or occupying equal time.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 9, 2018:

I have enough problems in my life to try and figure out something for fun.

Man they just don't stop

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Cuthulu Dawn - Cradle of Filth. All I gotta say.

Swiss Army Scythe?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Doesn't have a toothpick?

NIN - The Fragile [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Fuckig right! Took 10 years for Tret to write the alum. Have the cd i mycar! Yes, Keyoard i sticks ad, Good jam!

Ever considered a music cruise?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Been on 70,000 Tons of Metal a few times and The Barge to Hell.

Big Big Baby POS

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 7, 2018:

How did I know by just reading the title it was "it"?