What decade has the best classic rock songs?

Triphid comments on Jan 19, 2019:

The early 60s through until 1969 were great, then the 70s came along and improved on things a bit.

Fuck you all. I can't live without you. You're like fucking siblings or something.

Triphid comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Great to see that you're back, without you around the silence was almost deafening.

Does Game of Thrones get better after episode 1? Because I keep falling asleep....

Triphid comments on Jan 19, 2019:

The simple answer, Nope.

OK, my minions, let's have some Retro pictures.

Triphid comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Me aged about 6 years old ( the little bloke on the front right dancing with a girl).

If he decides to declare a state of emergency, is there anything that can stop the president from ...

Triphid comments on Jan 18, 2019:

tRump doesn't need to declare a Disaster, he frigging well IS the disaster.

Snow day project: re-purpose scrap material I got these rough hewn boards as separators between ...

Triphid comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Great piece of inventiveness.

The EU just canceled McDonald’s trademark for Big Macs.

Triphid comments on Jan 18, 2019:

McDonalds burgers look absolutely NOTHING like they are shown in their adverts, and they taste nothing like food either, I've tried them and would rather have one made in a Fish and Chip Shop any day.

As you get older you will understand....

Triphid comments on Jan 18, 2019:

As a very old saying goes; "My face, I don't mind it because I am behind it, it's you out the front who gets the scare."

It snowed last night, and my security cam caught the passage of a couple of Alien-types that I have ...

Triphid comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Nice photo, I could make a heap of cash if I was to sell some of the pics my security cams get of the antics of the passers by in my lane way of a night. Most of them would be definitely XXXX-rated though to say the least.

Never underestimate yourself

Triphid comments on Jan 18, 2019:

As my Dad used to always say; "Miracles I can do pretty quickly, the impossible just takes a little bit longer." I've kind of lived by that motto to the point that a few years ago I needed a post holes making device that could be used comfortably and easily whilst sitting down, needed no motor/electric or otherwise and could cut a hole a specific diameter and depth. I made what I wanted from a piece of an old steel tubing fence post, 600mms in diameter, 800mms in length, welded a cross-member at the top, welded in two up-right pieces at each side diagonally then found another shorter thinner piece of piping to use as a lever system, cut teeth into the bottom of my new post hole borer similar to very large saw teeth, heated them and then cooled them very slowly to harden them and, voila, I now had a post hole borer that I could use from a seated position ( because my back injury does not like me bending over for any length of time btw) that can bore a hole through soil and stone to depths of 800mms with very little effort. But my next door neighbor laughed at my 'ínvention' and decided to HIRE a mechanical Post hole Borer for a cost of $150 per hour only to find that it could NOT bore through the same rock strata that my cheap piece of rubbish ( his words) could. Plus, after he had both burned out the 3 hp petrol motor and destroyed the the auger bits completely, he discovered that the Hire Company demanded that he replace the Borer with a new one costing him nearly $1,500.

How many folks enjoy rural living/prefer it to urban/suburban living?

Triphid comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Love it out here in the Great Aussie outback, might complain from time to time about things like the summer heatwaves, the droughts and the odd duststorm or 3, but I was born and raised here and wouldn't live in a big city for all the money in the world. Clean, fresh unpolluted air, skies so blue they can sometimes even hurt your eyes, night skies where you look up and see the oceans of stars, who could want more?

Elderly lesbian couple lose discrimination case against retirement home

Triphid comments on Jan 17, 2019:

WTF, that PLAGUE virus known as religion infects everything it comes into contact with.

Border Wall: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) [youtu.be]

Triphid comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Suggestion, Why not build the wall using 30 foot high pictures of tRump instead? That'd give both the Rednecks something worthwhile shooting at and the Mexicans something so ridiculous that they'd have no strength left to try to cross it after they've finished pissing themselves laughing at tRump.

Stories From The E.

Triphid comments on Jan 17, 2019:

As a nurse in Casualty ( E.R. these days) at the local hospital one evening we had a patient arrive, late in the evening btw, with a blanket tied around his lower body and a very large protruding shape in the front of it which he was supporting gingerly with both hands. Upon taking him into an Examination Cubicle, removing the blanket we discovered a chicken, once alive but now somewhat dead hanging from his penis ( I'll leave it up to your imagination as to which end of the chicken was still dangling free). The patients hands, legs and lower regions were deeply lacerated by claw and beak marks, some being rather long and more than merely skin deep. After some very fast and urgent surgery the poor chicken's body was removed, the lacerations were cleaned and dressed, preventative injections for tetanus, etc, were given and then both a Psychiatrist, the Police and the R.S.P.C.A. were called in. The 'excuse' given by the patient was that " he could pick up a 'bird' ( human female btw) for a one night stand so he elected for the best he could think of at the time."

I woke up to minus 26 C this morning and the forecast blizzard with arctic temps hasn't even arrived...

Triphid comments on Jan 17, 2019:

You lucky sod, wanna swap your cold weather for our heatwave here?

Christian Love.

Triphid comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Some much loving and compassion pours forth from these christians I fear we may all one day drown in it. ( Severe Sarcasm most definitely intended btw)

2 YEAR AGO.

Triphid comments on Jan 17, 2019:

America, Land of the Free, just so long as; 1) you're of White European Descent, 2) you KEEP your mouth SHUT and don't upset the FBI, the Secret Service, the C.I.A., Homeland Security, the Religions/Churches,etc, etc,. Wow, what a truly wonderful country to live in.

Turn it up. ♥ Bee Gees - To Love Somebody (1967) [youtu.be]

Triphid comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Truly Great Aussie musicians.

Well, here we are in Broken Hill, N.

Triphid comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Sorry, mistype, 40 Celsius not 30.

Here's a couple ideas / thoughts on how to respond to nonsense on the site....

Triphid comments on Jan 16, 2019:

" Never argue with a fool, the audience may not be able to tell the difference."

It a Miracle I tell ya! A Miiiiracle!!

Triphid comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Hang on there a minute, that was a ROAD race, wasn't Cheesus Crust a CROSS country rider?

Well, well, well!

Triphid comments on Jan 16, 2019:

As the Jesus Jockeys so readily spout out, " You are taking it out of context," LOL.

I saw this and was immediately reminded how doctors and nurses even more so, do not get paid enough ...

Triphid comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Oh yeah, some of the things we nurses see and hear during our work you'd never believe.

Police: Man said Jesus told him to drive Ferrari off Palm Beach dock - News - Palm Beach Daily News ...

Triphid comments on Jan 15, 2019:

IF that's what this Sky Daddy's idea of intelligence is, Is it any wonder the world is filled with believers?

She probably thinks it's a cute pair of pink leggings.

Triphid comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Oh shit, that almost made me throw up last night's dinner.

Sorry I haven't responded to many people for a while.

Triphid comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I'm ever so sorry to hear of your dreadful misfortune, I sincerely hope that no-one was injured or lost in the fire and that you will be back on your feet in no time at all.

No, because it makes her fart. Jumping Jack Flash, She's got Gas, gas, gas ... LOL!!! [msn.com]

Triphid comments on Jan 15, 2019:

My imagination just ran riot with visions of the Right Royal Old Tart dropping a magnificent Right Royal Old Fart......LOL.

Pastor John Gray’s Wife Blames ‘The Devil’ For Infidelity | News One

Triphid comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Yeah that's right BLAME anything you like EXCEPT the FACT that your Bible-Bashing, Self-righteous Husband just can't keep his dick in his pants.

Trump’s latest judicial nominee says rape victims are partly responsible if they have been ...

Triphid comments on Jan 15, 2019:

That frigging IDIOT shouldn't be allowed to judge anything, even a Dog Show.

Another Moral Christian

Triphid comments on Jan 15, 2019:

" Two important things to learn in life, 1) Never trust a snake, and 2) never trust a Christian around children." -William Anthony, 2019

The Troggs..... Wild Thing! Reminds me of my first serious GF: [youtube.com] ​

Triphid comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Thanks for posting this, mate, it was the only lullaby that I ever sang to my daughter when she was a baby and grew to become her song even when she was a teenager. We even got pulled up by the police once while I was driving her home from Kindergarten one day because I had the tape going with it on and the policeman wanted to hear the song.

How would you like to just soak in this hot tub. Alone or better with a partner?

Triphid comments on Jan 15, 2019:

In the weather we are having here in Outback Aus. right now, it'd be a very definite NO to the hot tub BUT a very BIG yes to a icy cold one deep enough to stretch out completely and leave only my head above the water.

Sad but true..

Triphid comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Cheesus Crust, she looks like she could really use some Medicare funded face-lifts for starters, plus a huge injection of human decency as well.

Ancient Ancestors?

Triphid comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Send that one direct to Ken Ham....LOL.

U.S. Catholics' Faith in Clergy Is Shaken

Triphid comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Shaken and stirred but, sadly, not shattered as yet.

Conserve solar energy. Build a wall around the sun.

Triphid comments on Jan 14, 2019:

" What if we send him up at night," the exact comment I'd expect from one such Numb-nuts as Tronald Dumbrump.

We must be ever vigilant to halt nonsense like this ! WHY can't they keep it in their damn churches ...

Triphid comments on Jan 14, 2019:

" As a response to the RISING bigotry" being one of the points expressed, Religion breeds bigotry as a mongrel dog breeds fleas.

Made me laugh.

Triphid comments on Jan 14, 2019:

The world's first pornographic ceiling suitable painted in the home of the Greatest Ring of Paedophiles know to mankind.

Ken Ham offers free admission to schools after atheist group warns against Ark Encounter field trips

Triphid comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Forcing kids to go on any such excursions to the Ham Myth Factory is, to my mind, child abuse. But letting Ham PAY through the nose the entrance fees is a wonderful idea since it'll hurt HIS hip-pocket and those of the school or the parents.

Curses upon you, Hamburglar!

Triphid comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Praises and Glories be unto our Great and Benevolent Cheesus McBurger, son of McDonald, God of All, Father of Man.

I don't have to imagine this, do I?

Triphid comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Numero Uno on the list would have to the Rupert Turdoch (Murdoch) Media Empire of Disinformation, Corruption of Truth and Fact and Blatant Sensationalism.

This guy was the lead singer of the easy beats.

Triphid comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Stevie Wright, a GREAT Australian Musician and Song writer. His music, like his memory will live on for all time.

Focus-Hocus Pocus [youtu.be]

Triphid comments on Jan 14, 2019:

That used to sound great on my old stereo system, but it sounds even better these days on my own designed and built quadraphonic, surround sound system that takes both dvds and cds as well.

This is made out one complete solid tree trunk.

Triphid comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Wow, that'd look great as a seat in my front garden.

When a man truly loves a woman does she become his weakness?

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

In any TRUE and honest relationship there are No weaknesses, only the strengths each gives to the other and vice versa.

Reminder: Tonight, January 13th is our next Trivia Nite.

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Tried to join in but just couldn't seem to link in, why is that?

Do you think violence is ever justified? Agree or disagree.....

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Violence only serves to take humans back to their pre-civilized roots and ways, it serve no other purpose than that.

Of course it had to be a woman living in the nanny state who complained that her fifteen month old ...

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Hey, did everyone see the latest "effluence" from the 'Happy Clappy Chappy' Scum Mo? Thongs( flip-flops to you yankies), etc, are BANNED from ALL Australia Day Celebrations including Citizenship Ceremonies, No T-Shirts, Singlets, Shorts, Akubra hats to be worn, ONLY Baseball caps to be allowed, probably in keeping with arse-licking to the American President, etc. Well, UP yours, Scum Mo, on Australia Day I'll be wearing my thongs, my singlet, my shorts, the hat of my choice ( Australian of course) and there'll be pork and lamb on the Barbie, so shove that up you Catechasm and like it.

Two opposing views, the choice is yours

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

The one on the right is for me 100%

Yes, it is around the corner now

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Cheesus Crust, out here in Australia we ARE already seeing Easter stuff on the shelves in supermarkets.

The 30,000 Year History Of The Dildo - Earth to Ken Ham & YECs ?

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Hmmm, the look on her face makes me think that she is having some rather interesting thoughts about that ancient tool....LOL.

Wow. Isn't this the most awesomest way of describing who we all are?

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

In Ham's case, the "nothing" fits perfectly since between his ears there is absolutely NOTHING that could be used to change nothing anyway.

God friended me

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

That's great, I've put Jesus and Sky Daddy on my " Do NOT call" list with my telephone service provider.

The 30,000 Year History Of The Dildo - Earth to Ken Ham & YECs ?

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Well, it seems the ladies even back then knew how to keep themselves amused whilst the men were away hunting....LOL.

Evangelical group says it's getting 'death threats' after leader's lynching bill remarks

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Ah, hypocrisy and religion, the two perfect bedmates of all time.

Sunday morning project completed.

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

By adding in suitable profanities (LOL) you may have just gained status as a Genuine Australian Outback Handyman as well.

Engelbert [youtu.be]

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Now that one goes back a ways.

Of course it had to be a woman living in the nanny state who complained that her fifteen month old ...

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Shit on a twisted stick, what's up with her, has she gotten her pubes in a tangle or something? Why the bloody hell doesn't she try getting down off her cross and letting someone else have a spell up there for a change?

It's a cuckoo time. ?

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Do they make them in the Addams Family style, my nickname with the kids at Ronald McDonald House while my daughter was undergoing Chemo was " Uncle Fester" because of my shaven head.

Darth Vegan!

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Vegetables, on the whole, have far more traces of harmful metallic elements, etc, that meats do.

I am lost.

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

You're so lucky, I never get lost because religious people are always telling me where to go....LOL.

Communication.

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Just simply say Hello, that's a good beginning.

Israeli Jewish settler terror supporters taunt the family of arson victims

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

How fucking much lower can these Barbarian Bastards go? IF that's the way the "Chosen" people of the Imaginary Sky Daddy truly are then I'm proud to an Atheist even more than I was proud before.

Religion gives people spiritual and emotional fulfillment, nothing more.

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Religion ONLY pretends to "fill the emotional void" just as it makes promises that it knows full well are as empty as any void.

Hypothetically speaking...

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

A very early ancestor of a certain Orange Clown perhaps?

If politicians want to declare war on other nation, how about sending them to the front to lead, ...

Triphid comments on Jan 13, 2019:

The only thing wrong with that idea is that the Kings and Generals were well guarded and protected whilst the rest of their armies slaughtered each other. No, IF any Leader, King, etc, etc, wants to go to war then bring in the very old Leader versus Leader rule and the winner takes all, No designated Champion/s, just the Leaders in a One on One battle to the death.

This is a battery commercial??? [youtu.be]

Triphid comments on Jan 12, 2019:

What a frigging joke, LOVE from a God that has slaughtered billions or just sat back and ALLOWED billions to be slaughtered in its name.

A nearby church closed a while back, after a long dwindling congregation, which i watched with much ...

Triphid comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Here in Broken Hill, N.S.W. Australia, we've had 7 churches close down over the last 20+ years and each of them has been re-vamped into something far more useful and productive, society-wise, 3 have been the smaller, suburban Catholic Churches and I'm waiting hopefully for the day when the Catholic Cathedral is closed down permanently, that will, indeed, be party time in a big way.

Donald Trump might be the dimmest President the US has ever had | The Independent

Triphid comments on Jan 12, 2019:

I reckon that for tRump to get his I.Q. above zero he'd have to stand on a chair, atop a table placed upon the roof of a skyscraper.

Do you still believe in marriage?

Triphid comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I've always thought that the Ancient Egyptian method of 'marriage' (for want of a more suitable term) was one of the best. A couple would mutually consent to spending 3 days ( the days being measured then from sunset to sunset) in the same house and Voila they are considered as being 'married.' Should they decide to split up at any later time, then she would merely bundle up the belongings of the man, hand them to him through the door, retaining EVERYTHING that was hers, and they were then considered as being separate people again.No fuss, no lawyers, no division of property, etc.

I'm planning a trip to Rome and Pompeii in May.

Triphid comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Just try to steer clear of the Vatican, there ARE some truly BAD predators lurking around in the place, they're called Catholic Priests.

On Being a Woman in America While Trying to Avoid Being Assaulted

Triphid comments on Jan 11, 2019:

My Great-Grandmother always carried a hat-pin just for occasions such as that, it was about 6 inches long, a nice rounded end for gripping and she kept it razor sharp at the point. Her philosophy was, " One quick, sharp jab to his family 'jewels' and he's down and out, squirming around like a skewered rat."

Democrats To Fund Trump's Border Wall With 33 Billion Thoughts And Prayers

Triphid comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Well we all know just how well 'thoughts and prayers' work, they'll make a wonderful barrier then won't they, a blind, disabled moth will get through with great ease then.

How do you get the Jesus/Jehova people off your doorway?

Triphid comments on Jan 11, 2019:

You could try shouting out 3 times before you open the door, " Allah U Ahkbah," I tried it ages ago and they left a dust cloud behind them as they swiftly retreated. Another one that works is to open the door then shout over your shoulder, " The meat for dinner has just arrived my Love, get the pot boiling please."

You deserve someone. ❤?

Triphid comments on Jan 11, 2019:

That would be nice, BUT, I don't hold out much hope for it.

Reminder: Sunday, January 13th is our next Trivia Nite.

Triphid comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Considering that I'm in Australia, what time would your 6pm be in Australian Central Daylight Saving time so that I may, hopefully, join in?

Don't talk about the Donald! Someone threatened to shoot Ben Gleib after jokes about Trump.

Triphid comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Three prominent Surgeons are discussing their career best at a dinner. The first, from England, says," Years ago I grafted the legs of a gazelle onto a human body and now he's called Beckham." The second, an Australian, says, " I worked in Sports Medicine for years and combined the DNA of Arnie, the Terminator with a humble Belgian peasant and now he's Minister of Finance." The third, an American, says, " Well I've been working in Brain Surgery for decades now and I've successfully removed a human brain and grafted in that of a Howler Monkey, he's now the American President. Can anyone better me on that one?"

Today I reached the limit of my patience, tolerance.

Triphid comments on Jan 11, 2019:

It really get on my nerves when the 'faithfools' come along, totally unbidden and try to bless me, I feel it is an INVASION of both my own personal space as well as an affront to my dignity as a thinking, free-willed human being. IF anyone else in society did something similar it would classed as SOLICITING, so WHY is it allowed and even condoned for Xtians to do it?

Meatloaf - Paradise By The Dashboard Light. [youtu.be]

Triphid comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Love the song ( the moral of the song being Don't let your One-eyed Trouser Snake do the thinking for you....LOL), prefer " Bat out of Hell" as it is the song to be played at my funeral just before they play " Light My Fire" as they lower me down to be cremated.

Why do so many people believe in Noah's Ark?

Triphid comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Psychologically speaking, I think it is because of the " Drowning Person" Syndrome in which they will reach for ANYTHING at all rather than face up to reality.

She is a badass

Triphid comments on Jan 11, 2019:

One can only hope that the decoration on the bollard is firmly fixed in place....LOL.

I'll give you something to cry about...

Triphid comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Actually that meme is true, the Library of Alexandria suffered fire damage twice in ancient historical times. The first being when the armies of Arsinoe and Ptolemy laid siege to Alexandria when Julius Caesar 'met' with Cleopatra, the Library was struck by a number burning missiles thrown from catapults and about 30% of the scrolls and informations contained there were burned to ashes. The second occurred when the Christian Movement took exception to the teachings of scholars such as Hypatia of Alexandria and the works, etc, stored in the Library. The Christian mob destroyed approx. 85% of ALL the scrolls, etc, burned the Library to the ground and then proceeded to demolish the ruins before pursuing Hypatia and other scholars into the desert and literally tearing them to pieces.

What do you believe in?

Triphid comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Empirical Proof and documented, tried and tested Evidence, that completely leaves out any notions/ideas of a Deity/Deities, Spirituality, Heaven, Hell, Jesus Christ and everything religious.

The preacher told me I was going straight to hell.

Triphid comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Well, IF you get there DO NOT turn your back to anyone, there's a huge collection of Catholic Priests there these days.

Walling Theory.

Triphid comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Hasn't the Orange headed Fuck-wit heard of Oxy-acetylene cutting torches for cutting through almost ANY thickness of steel, bolt-cutters for cutting through chain-mesh fencing and barbed wire?

After the Flood

Triphid comments on Jan 10, 2019:

That would precisely how it would have been, followed by all kinds of horrible mutations.

Leave a comment with the last thing you did and add this to the end of it...

Triphid comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Split a barrow load of firewood, like a Viking raiding a Catholic Church.

Durex: We've Got This Covered

Triphid comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Typical Catholic Church prescribed condoms, they have holes at both ends.

If you're ever feeling that you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer...

Triphid comments on Jan 10, 2019:

the Ark myth, one of the best jokes in the Goat-herders Guide to the Galaxy.

Trump says, "I’m a professional at technology".

Triphid comments on Jan 10, 2019:

" Build any wall as high, wide or thick as you like or can envisage BUT there will always be someone, somewhere who WILL find a way to circumvent it." -William Anthony, 2019

Trump claims he ‘never meant’ Mexico would directly pay for border wall despite repeatedly ...

Triphid comments on Jan 10, 2019:

The insane Orange Clown does more 'back-flips' than an Olympic Diver.

God has graciously granted you the privilege not only of believing in Christ, but of suffering for ...

Triphid comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Mother(????) Teresa, a cruel, heartless, sadistic, vicious, inhumane piece of work held up as a Saint by the Church that, alone, has abused, denigrated, killed and persecuted more people than could possibly be numbered in 10 lifetimes.

Well known Australian Psychologist specialising in human sexuality, Bettina Arndt has recently ...

Triphid comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Read, signed and sent.

Repeated radio signals coming from galaxy 1.

Triphid comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Given that Electro-magnetic Radiation radio waves, etc, travels at very close to the speed of light, i.e. approx. 186,000 miles per second or approx. 6 million, million miles in a year, then those presumed 'radio' signals MUST have left their point of origin long, long BEFORE the Dinosaurs even began to evolve.

Smartphone users warned to be careful of the Antichrist - BBC News

Triphid comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Hey, I have a direct line to the imaginary Anti-Christ, the Imaginary Jesus and the Imaginary God all on my Imaginary Smartphone, the number is imaginary too.

He'll be back soon, just you hold your breath until you turn blue.

Triphid comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Hey, check out my new tattoo....LOL.

Cricket- What's up with that sport?

Triphid comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Cricket a game invented by the Poms that is boring, tedious, meaningless and about the same as golf where you stand around in the sun the whole day, either throwing or hitting a little ball hoping that it'll just go where you want it to. A bit like football, all codes/varieties as well I suppose.

Trump quietly shuts down HIV cure research to appease the religious right / LGBTQ Nation

Triphid comments on Jan 9, 2019:

May he be afflicted with permanent, incurable Genital Warts, Genital Herpes, Brewers Droop, torsioning of the testicles, pubic lice, unending penile dribbling and the pubic hair all grow inwards. Plus may his wife and children suddenly become transgenders.

It's my birthday heathens. Make me smile.

Triphid comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Happy Birthday Heathen, may all the candles on your cake be burning churches.

Me too........

Triphid comments on Jan 9, 2019:

As a nurse I've seen doctors, surgeons and nurses working furiously to save peoples lives/heal them BUT never once has there been even the slightest glimpse of a Divine intervention or presence.