The look :P

VAL3941 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

I get that look when I show how stupid I am !

Elvis is alive:

VAL3941 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Now women will claim it was invented by them to make their men look better.

New to this site, but I am an atheist, humanist, and aspiring cartoonist via ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Welcome, Looking at your post you should join the offenders group !

A lot of things to think about ,to reach a more HONEST and peaceful planet ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Lets do less thinking and more doing !

Bring it back !!!

VAL3941 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

I look kinda cute in that.

Not always

VAL3941 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Yeah, I agree, only sometimes.!

HHHmmm could be :P

VAL3941 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

I am not fussy about where it goes.

Is it a strange omen that I made level 8 at almost noon on Friday the 13th?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Wow !.... you deserve 2 T-shirts, one of each colour.

Does “size"matter?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Of course size matters, ask any women.

21 Century courtship

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

At least they are holding hands on the 1st date.

I don't mind people giving me life advice as long as it's not about anything that I say or do or ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Any other buttons you don't want touched ?

It has been scientifically proven that if you send a man to a store to get 5 items he comes back ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

At long last a sensible survey.

? Never...mind

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

A new take on " To kill a Mockingbird "

I wonder if Superman gets morning steel?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

If he does, wonder how long it lasts or does it start rusting ?

So I've seen alot of posts about photos.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

We all know pedophiles are out there, but aren't we supposed to be looking out for our kids. Photos of them have nothing to do with it.

This is a great article that was written on the man that stole my car. [outsideonline.com]

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Sounds like a great guy. LOL

Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Call that taking a dip ?

Had the Unicorn make some cotton candy for desert, then I had him for dinner. ;)

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Right on thd button my dear.

Closed minds...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Wish I could yand a grenade to some chewy people !

Got any tips for me?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

If you want the most, join the offenders group.

NASA X-Files

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Then believe, who cares ?

The struggle is real...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Ha ha ha. See my offenders group post.

There is a ring of truth to this...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I am the only one allowed to call me an asshole !

What Is the Sexiest Way to Die? CollegeHumor [youtube.com]

VAL3941 comments on Jul 12, 2018:

On the job ???

So really we're just a bunch of thought provokers.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 12, 2018:

If we weren't we would still be living in the dark ages !

Great musicians in front of the Lorenzkirche in my hometown Nuernberg. Love this! [youtube.com]

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

1st class all the way !

Before the internet, people actually had go outside to hit a wasp’s nest with a rake.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Now they just e-mail the wasps !

On e-bay.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

They will sell anything, including your grandmother !

They say never run out of duct tape!

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Need a roll like that for my gfs mouth !

Could not have said it better.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I would rather have the bike ?

I have decided to go for level 8.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Nope, it goes quickly. Level 9 were you get a blow-up doll is a bitch !

Can't for the life of me,understand Women!

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

You have a dual personality ?

Pool Fun.!!

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Devious bastard !

The weather, politictions & pockets

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Playing with his own balls probably ?

Representative Democracy.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Thenselves, perhaps ???

War Of Birds.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

They are lucky the ugly duckling is not there ?

How it sounds too children.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Why are the little brats so clever ?

Hey! Fuck you guys. I heard yall like Nickelback and diet soda

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

You got it wrong, I sent all my diet sodas to Nickelback !

Why is it that flies land on everything and is soon as you get the flyswatter out they are gone.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Because they have hundreds of eyes to see the fly swatter, Silly !

Congratulations @germangirl90439! I see you are now a level8! One of our own goes the distance! ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

She now just has another 150,000 to go to qualify for her blow-up doll !

I did it! I made it! Thanks for helping me get to Level 8, everyone!!!

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Now only another 150,000 to get your blow up doll !

There is a cure ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

How many years University did he attend ?

My son is hilarious.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Haven't got my specs on, can't see the dots

I am getting obsessed with my points right now! Any bets whether I'll make it to Level 8 by the ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Why not, I am beside you. Here is some extra points.

Dear BBC, I would like to complain.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

He has an identity crises ! Also does not know if he is coming or going ?

Does anyone else enjoy balancing their checkbook as much as I do? :s

VAL3941 comments on Jul 9, 2018:

What cheque book, and what is balancing. Cheques are there tp spend, spend, spend ?

Does anyone find the duck face photos attractive?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 9, 2018:

It is prefereable to some of the photos I have seen. Damn, no respect for the cameras used ?

Really just want to meet someone who doesn't let religion and politics get in the way of of making ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 9, 2018:

So now I am a sheep, am I ?

The Tories "Proud Record"

VAL3941 comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Thats the British for you ! Also aided and abetted the plunder of South Africa !

All I can say is that it's F'ing hot here!!??

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Only my gf is hot !

Just fucking brilliant and it makes a great xmas gift too. [youtube.]

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Now I wonder who I could send it on too ???

I'm new here,not sure totally how to use this site.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Your post makes me think you are as horny as a buck rabbit !

Since becoming an atheist six years ago I have come to the conclusion religious people tend to be ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

The Lord works in mysterious ways !

The Story Of Africa.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Because they were too bloody lazy to do it for themselves. and still are !

Finally I've found a place where females openly admit not wanting children.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

I drown them at birth !

Non-political post

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Wrong ! King Neptunes political post !

We've got to add some international members so we can insult in foreign languages.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Fok julle mense, ek bly net hier en sê niks nie ?

Advisory warning

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Someone has come to their senses ?

Are you really here? Or am I just a figment of your imagination?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Stab a knife into your leg to find out if you are a figment ?

Would you get married if you met the right person and what would the marriage actually mean to you?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Why marry the Cow when milk is cheaper at the convenience store ?

In case you had missed it

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Now she needs a ball cut ?

Dating someone based purely on their looks is so shallow.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Sex also comes into it. No money, no sex ?

Marriage: Because you need to know you've been folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

It is really hard to fold a bag of air and a few crispy bits !

To be Frank; I'd have to change my name.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Frankenstein would be better ?

A piece of dating advice for women: Make bowling your first date.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

I thought bowling is what is done while playing cricket ? No holes there !

If you say "liberry" instead of "library", we can definitely be friends because I will always feel ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

You guys are all nuts !

So.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

YOU JOG ON WATER .??

You guys.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Shame on you, he is just trying to be nice......... so he can see if he can still get if up ?

Do you think that Atheists have different senses of humor compared to other people?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

I have never encountered a humourless Atheist. But religious persons,OMF they are totallh devoid of humour !

Are new tastes like new ideas?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

No, I change my gf regularly !

So just had a phone call from my dad, he's sent me £500 to help me with the car! I'm literally ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Can you tell him my car is also giving problem please ?

This question is going to be controversial, but with the subject matter it's to be expected.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

My Dear, Date whoever you want. I will always support you on that. I live in South Africa and where is many a black lady that would not be seen dead with a black man. Here as in religion men are head of the house, and they try to enforce it at every turn, especially sexually. Go in peace beautiful lady !

Hello everyone.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

This sounds like a pick up too me ? never mind, welcome to our humble home. Read, post, comment and just be happy !

Whats on my mind ? Agnostics will repent before dying just in case what if heaven n hell are real

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Are you for real kid ??

Every day...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

You are, you are, cross my heart and hope to........no I don't

Be kind and love.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

I only like the last one, the others are too hard ?

What defines you.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

My Sarcasm ?

I’m a robot you can trust me.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Trust no one, not even a bot ?

I slept for 11 hours last night with no enhancers, drugs, or other aids, even with fireworks popping...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

You most probably slept alone last night, you naughty boy ?

Alright friends! To my fellow coffee drinkers let's see those coffee mugs.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

I drink straight from the pot !

A Trump supporter visiting Canad a told me that he thought we were all a bunch of passive/aggressive...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Hey, thats cool !

Hey I just figured out how use italics on here.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Is this now a post for only 2 persons. @SukiSue and @Stacey48 ?

A German Shepherd's House Rules - Could They Be Applied to Any of Your Dogs?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

I used to train them, very intellegent.Me, not the dogs!

I Shall Take You To My Bed and Have My Way With You.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Is this related to your other post ?

Imagine What 7 Billion Humans Could Accomplish if we All Loved and Respected Each Other?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

A population explosion , perhaps ???

A bit of cat trivia,.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Maybe pussy was getting to useful ?

So this morning I got the full effect of the last three days.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Damn, must play hell with your sex life ?

1st time on any dating site but figured this one was the best bet to meet a "like minded" individual...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

How did you ever guess ?

How do you respond when a complete stranger approaches you in the street and tells you "Jesus loves ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Kick them in the balls and run !

Let's talk food and coffee Not politics Not dates I can walk up an ask a total stranger about...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Politics be the food and drink for thought !

I put my underwear on like anyone else.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Just don't wear shorts and let your ding dong hang out ?

I've been teaching my cat to jump through burning hoops.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

You got a pussy cemetary there ?

Any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Unless it is a smoke machine, then you use it right !

I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Why don't you just read the bible instead, all the pages are like that ?

They call it “Rump Roast” because no one would eat it if they called it “Cow Ass”.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

As long as it is not a horses ass it's OK !

Why I hate facebook…

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Not only technology, stupid people too amaze me ?

Okay.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Come on SukiSue, tell them to piss off. You can do it !

Do sacred sites move you?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Only if they have beautiful women draped over them !

So who lives near me and is interested in hanging out?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

No one ! They all want meaningful relationships ! Lol

This is how religions grow

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Is this what they mean when they say " go forth and procreate ". Taking it a step too far don't you think ?