Some fun things for your Satureday enjoyment.

Stacey48 comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Fine. Whatever...no really I'm fine.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@Stacey48 Knew you were drifting off somewhere ?

Some fun things for your Satureday enjoyment.

VAL3941 comments on Nov 24, 2018:

@ugly please respond to this ! @ProudMary too please

VAL3941 replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@ugly So we are the 2 monkeys on agnostic ?

A new gigle from J & Mo

IamNobody comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I thought they were going to go with booze....what do I know anyway ?

VAL3941 replies on Nov 24, 2018:

Like wise !

Some fun things for your Satureday enjoyment.

IamNobody comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Beautiful monkey = Glass half full ?

VAL3941 replies on Nov 24, 2018:

Would imagine glass half empty, Lol

Some fun things for your Satureday enjoyment.

Stacey48 comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Fine. Whatever...no really I'm fine.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 24, 2018:

Are you spaced out or what ?

Some fun things for your Satureday enjoyment.

DenoPenno comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Houston, we have a problem is pretty funny.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 24, 2018:

Yeah, typical women !

Some fun things for your Satureday enjoyment.

VAL3941 comments on Nov 24, 2018:

@ugly please respond to this ! @ProudMary too please

VAL3941 replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@ugly Being ugly, a monkey is better looking !!

Some fun things for your Satureday enjoyment.

VAL3941 comments on Nov 24, 2018:

@ugly please respond to this ! @ProudMary too please

VAL3941 replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@ugly You realise I was only kidding, Right ?

One black Friday special here in South Africa !

Science-guy comments on Nov 23, 2018:

You could get lost in their capacity for love.... Never to be found again

VAL3941 replies on Nov 24, 2018:

Love or sex ?

One black Friday special here in South Africa !

zorialoki comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Double the warmth in the winter and shade in the summer

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

The only good thing is the shade part !

One black Friday special here in South Africa !

zorialoki comments on Nov 23, 2018:

What a bargain!!!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

You can have them !

One black Friday special here in South Africa !

CourreurDeBois comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Tonnes of fun

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Is that what you call it ?

One black Friday special here in South Africa !

GuyKeith comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Do not want, but you know what they say. "The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'"

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

You can have them for free !!!

One black Friday special here in South Africa !

escapetypist comments on Nov 23, 2018:

They make great gifts

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Take them, they make great life boats in emergencies !

Who has not had supper yet ?

AlasBabylon comments on Nov 23, 2018:

LOL Her face looks so sweet and innocent as she says that :)

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Kids today are not innocent !

One black Friday special here in South Africa !

GerryHatric comments on Nov 23, 2018:

No returns are possible.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

You would need to hire an Oshkosh truck if you wanted to !

One black Friday special here in South Africa !

SukiSue comments on Nov 23, 2018:

More to love!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Too much for breakfast though !

One black Friday special here in South Africa !

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Double Eek!! MY EYES! MY EYES!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Close them like I did !

One black Friday special here in South Africa !

ugly comments on Nov 23, 2018:

What a deal!!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Yeah ! More, more, more for your money !

Apparently my car is on every bird’s “shit list” for some reason.

VAL3941 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Just be thankful Elephants don't fly !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

@Triphid I think you and I are in the Septic Tank with the yanks ! LOL

Question 17: What is your most treasured memory?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

My first sexual experience, WOW !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

@ProudMary Are what ???

Who has not had supper yet ?

CaroleKay comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Or Ass...

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Close enough ( together )

Who has not had supper yet ?

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 22, 2018:

.......

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

.......?

Who has not had supper yet ?

moonmaid comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Fine thought for a holiday meal. Thank you

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Enjoy !

It is a bastard getting old !

moonmaid comments on Nov 22, 2018:

She'll get there too. Rome fell, so will those

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

@moonmaid Thank you !

Who has not had supper yet ?

escapetypist comments on Nov 22, 2018:

You won't believe what happens next

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Dads eating shit ???

This is total crap ! Facts of the Day Today is World Television Day.

silverotter11 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Good I missed it completely. Happy T-day, I know you don't have this in SA but have a turkey day just for fun.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

@silverotter11 Will find one and send it too you !

Who has not had supper yet ?

Xanadutoo comments on Nov 22, 2018:

It won't be that sweet.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Pussy is always sweet !

Who has not had supper yet ?

Marionville comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Too funny !! ?

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Yip, I too had a good laugh !

Who has not had supper yet ?

ProudMary comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Bwahahaha!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Glad you enjoyed it !

Question 18: What is your most terrible memory?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

My 2nd sex experience, Duh !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@ProudMary Sorry, misread the comment. I take it back, onces again sorry !

It is a bastard getting old !

Oldman51 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

About my luck.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@GuyKeith Don't kid yourself, you look older too !

It is a bastard getting old !

moonmaid comments on Nov 22, 2018:

She'll get there too. Rome fell, so will those

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

I shall retain the memory till I die !

Question 18: What is your most terrible memory?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

My 2nd sex experience, Duh !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@ProudMary What pets did you have then ?

Is this what you are looking for ? Me !!

ProudMary comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Oh my my.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@ProudMary See what you are missing ?

This is total crap ! Facts of the Day Today is World Television Day.

silverotter11 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Good I missed it completely. Happy T-day, I know you don't have this in SA but have a turkey day just for fun.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

Not fond of turkey, but we do have a lot of Gienie fowl though !

Question 18: What is your most terrible memory?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

My 2nd sex experience, Duh !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@ugly Good one, but don't think she can remember ?

I'd love to come between them!

VAL3941 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Me too, what a triple we would be !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@ProudMary I will send them an Email tonight !

Question 18: What is your most terrible memory?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

My 2nd sex experience, Duh !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@ProudMary The way you are carrying on I will claim you secound !

Is this what you are looking for ? Me !!

ProudMary comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Oh my my.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@ProudMary How about each other, more fun than flying !

It is a bastard getting old !

Oldman51 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

About my luck.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

All of us over age 65 ?

It is a bastard getting old !

Xanadutoo comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Better than her asking for a baby sitter,I would love to look after the dog.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

Those 2 puppies look good too !

It is a bastard getting old !

Alone comments on Nov 22, 2018:

+10

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

Yipeeee ! Top marks.

Is this what you are looking for ? Me !!

SukiSue comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Ooo la la! Great legs!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

Fuck the legs, what about my bod !

Is this what you are looking for ? Me !!

Kojaksmom comments on Nov 22, 2018:

*wolf whistle* I'll never be able to look at you the same way again!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

New I still had it ! LMAO

It is a bastard getting old !

GuyKeith comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I believe this actually happened.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

Not to me it didn't !

Is this what you are looking for ? Me !!

ProudMary comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Oh my my.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@ProudMary Leave the " Down" out and I will come join you !

Is this what you are looking for ? Me !!

Marionville comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Wow! What a c..hunk!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@Marionville I suppose, should it be any different ?

Is this what you are looking for ? Me !!

Marionville comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Wow! What a c..hunk!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@Marionville We were, but now the bond is stronger and it is now confirmed !

Apparently my car is on every bird’s “shit list” for some reason.

VAL3941 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Just be thankful Elephants don't fly !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@Triphid The Americans know nothing, all they can talk about is bird shit !

Is this what you are looking for ? Me !!

Marionville comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Wow! What a c..hunk!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@Marionville Now we can be friends.

Is this what you are looking for ? Me !!

ProudMary comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Oh my my.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@ProudMary I'll be waiting at the airport !

Is this what you are looking for ? Me !!

UrsiMajor comments on Nov 21, 2018:

You, my friend, are too sexy for your shirt. And pretty much everything else... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@UrsiMajor Thanks for the compliment !

Question 17: What is your most treasured memory?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

My first sexual experience, WOW !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@DoctorJohn We not all deviants like you !

Is this what you are looking for ? Me !!

UrsiMajor comments on Nov 21, 2018:

You, my friend, are too sexy for your shirt. And pretty much everything else... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk

VAL3941 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

No bad for 75 don't you think ! Lol

Is this what you are looking for ? Me !!

Marionville comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Wow! What a c..hunk!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

Do you approve ?

Is this what you are looking for ? Me !!

ProudMary comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Oh my my.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

So do I look good for my age or not ?

A new gigle from J & Mo

silverotter11 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

AngryAf stole my line LOL.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

@silverotter11 Nothing ventured, nothing gained !

A new gigle from J & Mo

silverotter11 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

AngryAf stole my line LOL.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

Knock him on the head with your shoe !

Question 17: What is your most treasured memory?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

My first sexual experience, WOW !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Yes, thats all it is ! LOL

This is total crap ! Facts of the Day Today is World Television Day.

escapetypist comments on Nov 21, 2018:

This fact did not make the evening news

VAL3941 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

Nor should it, saved it fof Agnostc.com !

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

Lavergne comments on Nov 19, 2018:

One of my best friends told me that when they were in public - for different events - her husband developed this ability to "look" at the hotties without actually turning his head cause he knew what kind of shitstorm that would have created....I thought it was hilarious. There is no harm in ...

VAL3941 replies on Nov 20, 2018:

@Lavergne Aaaah, Damn ! Thought I had you there for a moment ?

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

Lavergne comments on Nov 19, 2018:

One of my best friends told me that when they were in public - for different events - her husband developed this ability to "look" at the hotties without actually turning his head cause he knew what kind of shitstorm that would have created....I thought it was hilarious. There is no harm in ...

VAL3941 replies on Nov 20, 2018:

@Lavergne Fun first then all the troubles ! Is it worth it ?

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

fishline79 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

If anybody is offended by this they should not go to Europe for holidays! Visit me in Menorca. We have many beautiful (clothing optional) beaches, but they're not about sex. They're about freedom. See davidfishel.net/menorcanhouse

VAL3941 replies on Nov 20, 2018:

@Marionville What about rose coloured glasses, have you tried them ?

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

fishline79 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

If anybody is offended by this they should not go to Europe for holidays! Visit me in Menorca. We have many beautiful (clothing optional) beaches, but they're not about sex. They're about freedom. See davidfishel.net/menorcanhouse

VAL3941 replies on Nov 20, 2018:

@fishline79 S.A. is as bad, believe me !

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

Lavergne comments on Nov 19, 2018:

One of my best friends told me that when they were in public - for different events - her husband developed this ability to "look" at the hotties without actually turning his head cause he knew what kind of shitstorm that would have created....I thought it was hilarious. There is no harm in ...

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

But touching is where the starts !

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

fishline79 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

If anybody is offended by this they should not go to Europe for holidays! Visit me in Menorca. We have many beautiful (clothing optional) beaches, but they're not about sex. They're about freedom. See davidfishel.net/menorcanhouse

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@Marionville Close your eyes or wear dark glasses ! LOL

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

moonmaid comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I'd look. I'd point it out to my fella..?

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

But that is the way it should be.

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

escapetypist comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Swap the speech bubbles and the wife wants to stare at her shoes

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Good one !

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

fishline79 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

If anybody is offended by this they should not go to Europe for holidays! Visit me in Menorca. We have many beautiful (clothing optional) beaches, but they're not about sex. They're about freedom. See davidfishel.net/menorcanhouse

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@Gurahl seems like you enjoy being obtuse. Carry on !

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

Nukdookum comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Thankfully when I am not single my partner's usually encourage looking. It's nice to Foster freedom in a relationship so that you don't feel like your being oppressed. It makes me want to stay in the relationship even more when we can admire and share in the beauty that surrounds us.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

I agree totally !

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

fishline79 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

If anybody is offended by this they should not go to Europe for holidays! Visit me in Menorca. We have many beautiful (clothing optional) beaches, but they're not about sex. They're about freedom. See davidfishel.net/menorcanhouse

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@Marionville Thats up to the individual I would think ?

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

Xanadutoo comments on Nov 19, 2018:

It will be worth it .Better still turn and take a selfy she won't notice.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Who ? The wife of naked woman ?

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

Marionville comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Go for it....you can only die once!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Sadist !

This is a shitty subject ! Facts of the Day Today is World Toilet Day.

SukiSue comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Why can't you flush with pride in cape Town? Did you know that in Germany every public toilet has a toilet bowl scrubber right next to it on the floor. No one knows why, but they expect you to clean the shit off the walls of the toilet after you use it. I guess they just don't like looking at that ...

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Because after the drought we still value the use of water, a very precious resorce !

This is a shitty subject ! Facts of the Day Today is World Toilet Day.

silverotter11 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

None of those would be my choice for bathroom decor. Just sayin' Where water is an issue recycling the grey water is getting more improtant all the time. How long has the drought been now?

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Over for the time being, but amazing how everyones attitude to water saving has changed. We still using grey water for flushing !

Question 14: Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I am doing it before end of December !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@ProudMary, @silverotter11 Wasn't work, was pleasure. Always like a banter with my Mary.

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

fishline79 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

If anybody is offended by this they should not go to Europe for holidays! Visit me in Menorca. We have many beautiful (clothing optional) beaches, but they're not about sex. They're about freedom. See davidfishel.net/menorcanhouse

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

How can anyone be offended by the naked body is beyond me !

This is a shitty subject ! Facts of the Day Today is World Toilet Day.

Surfpirate comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I once got fired for building a latrine for my men on a job in the West Indies, the racist owner of the company I was subcontracting from felt that my black workers should go do their business in the jungle because that's where the other animals went to have a shit. The jungle behind the luxurious ...

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Thanks for that story.

Boys will be.......hmmmmm....men !

Anonbene comments on Nov 19, 2018:

If you have a halfway decent GF or wife she would be saying hey check her out.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

True, but I don't have either, so no problems for me !

This is a shitty subject ! Facts of the Day Today is World Toilet Day.

ugly comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Val, your face looks flushed,

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

You noticed ???

This is a shitty subject ! Facts of the Day Today is World Toilet Day.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

We have a day for toilets now ? Pls tell me this is a joke right ?

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@Xanadutoo You guessed it ,

This is a shitty subject ! Facts of the Day Today is World Toilet Day.

Marionville comments on Nov 19, 2018:

All credits to Mr, Thomas Crapper on this his day!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Yip, but water was plentiful those days !

This is a shitty subject ! Facts of the Day Today is World Toilet Day.

escapetypist comments on Nov 19, 2018:

A country's wealth should be measured in the number of flushing toilets instead of GDP

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Would make a welcome change, though they use to much water !

This is a shitty subject ! Facts of the Day Today is World Toilet Day.

powder comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Show us ya squats.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@powder Hey ! Even here in Africa we have toilets, real ones !

This is a shitty subject ! Facts of the Day Today is World Toilet Day.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

We have a day for toilets now ? Pls tell me this is a joke right ?

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@Pralina1 I normally am unless I am full of shit !

This is a shitty subject ! Facts of the Day Today is World Toilet Day.

powder comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Show us ya squats.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

This is not a leg exercise, it is for assholes !

This is a shitty subject ! Facts of the Day Today is World Toilet Day.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

We have a day for toilets now ? Pls tell me this is a joke right ?

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Nope, genuine !

Question 14: Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I am doing it before end of December !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@ProudMary Thank you, I take that as a compliment !

Question 14: Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I am doing it before end of December !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@ProudMary No, mount me on "your" hood !

Question 14: Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I am doing it before end of December !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@ProudMary Now you talking bullshit, mechanical or not !

Question 14: Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I am doing it before end of December !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@ProudMary Me and horses don't see eye to eye ! Try again.

Question 14: Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I am doing it before end of December !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@ugly, @ProudMary, @Bierbasstard Stupid people it is for my own personal enjoyment. Will ship it over with me. Then I will have two things to ride, not so Mary ?

Question 14: Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I am doing it before end of December !

VAL3941 replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@ProudMary Buying this ! Then I can come vusit you !

Question 13: Today's question sucks putty balls.

SukiSue comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Ooo I like it! I'm going through my house looking for something. So many stories, so much life!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@Xanadutoo Cool come back ! Lets see @SukiSue wriggle out of this one !

Ladies and gentleman, it gives me great pleasure to announce that Aunt Mary has weed again.

Xanadutoo comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I hope you went outside and did it and not on the carpet.lol

VAL3941 replies on Nov 17, 2018:

Good one !

Question 12: If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 16, 2018:

The ability to make a man think and feel like a woman until they understand...

VAL3941 replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty My head always pops up first brfore my brains ! Is that against the law of nature ?

Question 12: If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it ...

VAL3941 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

X-ray vision.then I can see through all ( your bullshit ) LMAO.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@ProudMary Dipshit more likely ?

Please do this for me today ! Facts of the Day Today is World Kindness Day. Be nice to everyone.

Agamic comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I'm normally kind to people, but certain machines can be frustrating ?

VAL3941 replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@Agamic then you don't have to be kind to them, do you ?

There's a coating of ice and light snow falling here.31 degrees How's the weather where you are?

VAL3941 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

28°C here a low of 19°c. Beautiful warm and sunny day. LMAO.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@ugly Can't you see I wear a hat ?