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I have gone under 200 to go, any additional help will be reciprocated in the future.

SukiSue comments on Sep 2, 2018:

She will never get the fish smell off her fingers! ?

VAL3941 replies on Sep 2, 2018:

Is that the only place for the fish smells !

The perfect comeback...

VAL3941 comments on Sep 1, 2018:

What must I do to get a whole meal !

VAL3941 replies on Sep 2, 2018:

@moonmaid you have toes !!!

Just a reminder.

VAL3941 comments on Sep 2, 2018:

I agree, no porn !

VAL3941 replies on Sep 2, 2018:

@GuyKeith I don't have a ruthless, I am ruthless !

I just deleted from Agnostic another new user who sent me this Hi,how are you doing and hope you ...

Sticks48 comments on Sep 1, 2018:

I love it when l get some young lady in her 30's who wants me to msg them. I guess some old fuckers like me respond, but l don't know why.

VAL3941 replies on Sep 2, 2018:

Nope, I just like leading them on to nowhere !

Points Question..?

Surfpirate comments on Sep 2, 2018:

I'm pretty sure that there is a random points generator on this site that just distributes points willy nilly. How else can we explain SukiSue still being stuck in the Level 7 basement?

VAL3941 replies on Sep 2, 2018:

Her legs hold @SukiSue back !

Points Question..?

SukiSue comments on Sep 2, 2018:

Yes... We have to get in the habit of liking the post before we comment. And... even if you don't like the post you can like it with one of the other faces. There's even a face for if you hate the post. So no excuses!

VAL3941 replies on Sep 2, 2018:

Here are more points for you !

Points Question..?

SukiSue comments on Sep 2, 2018:

Yes... We have to get in the habit of liking the post before we comment. And... even if you don't like the post you can like it with one of the other faces. There's even a face for if you hate the post. So no excuses!

VAL3941 replies on Sep 2, 2018:

@Stacey48 And here are sme more !

Just a reminder.

VAL3941 comments on Sep 2, 2018:

I agree, no porn !

VAL3941 replies on Sep 2, 2018:

@Stacey48, @GuyKeith, @silverotter11, @CaroleKay I was actually on the verg of a rant too. So this is a problem !

We have all known that one mom

Captain747ex comments on Sep 1, 2018:

Hey, at least she's a queen.

VAL3941 replies on Sep 2, 2018:

And produces honey !

Not that we need any more reasons, but here is just another reason to despise human beings.

GuyKeith comments on Sep 1, 2018:

Remember this person? Matt wrote a scathing article about this selfish and clueless woman. http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/25128/casey-nocket-wanted-dead-alive-preferably-dead/ She needed her liver eaten by ravenous buzzards, staked down alive, at a National Park

VAL3941 replies on Sep 2, 2018:

The Buzzards shoukd be in mating season too !

Okay boys and girls, we got the no wire hangers order ( ;) ), and I've just smoked a bowl.

Stacey48 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

By the way, the sound at NASCAR turns me on. It's the same with monster trucks, and Harley's.

VAL3941 replies on Sep 2, 2018:

@Stacey48 Damn that is a tall order !

The perfect comeback...

VAL3941 comments on Sep 1, 2018:

What must I do to get a whole meal !

VAL3941 replies on Sep 2, 2018:

@moonmaid Yes.... I am waiting !

This drug dog needs remedial training.

escapetypist comments on Aug 31, 2018:

So this is where he's been hiding his bone. -Dog probably

VAL3941 replies on Sep 1, 2018:

That is normally where I hide mine too !

Okay boys and girls, we got the no wire hangers order ( ;) ), and I've just smoked a bowl.

Stacey48 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

By the way, the sound at NASCAR turns me on. It's the same with monster trucks, and Harley's.

VAL3941 replies on Sep 1, 2018:

You mean I must sound like an Oshkosh truck before you notice me ???

Want to be an engineer ?

Duke comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Dude, you rarely post memes. Are these posted here specifically because @GuyKeith asked them to be posted elsewhere?

VAL3941 replies on Sep 1, 2018:

@Duke, @GuyKeith I got a fucking washing machine OK, but can someone please show me how to use it !!!

When you misread a sign.

GuyKeith comments on Aug 31, 2018:

@VAL3941 Will you please get the training wheels out of the attic and dust them off? I think we are going to need them again.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

Sorry, posted before I read yours !

Want to be an engineer ?

SleepingOnABoat comments on Aug 30, 2018:

You don't know how many times I've has to use this trick!

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@BeerAndWine Yeah, yeah, yeah !

When you misread a sign.

GuyKeith comments on Aug 31, 2018:

@VAL3941 Will you please get the training wheels out of the attic and dust them off? I think we are going to need them again.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

Just tell me what you want !

Just saw this one. Hope you approve. If you've seen it, enjoy it again.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Smells like pussy !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@minhmeister No comment needed !

I'm scheduling a running meetup 8am Saturday morning on Labor Day weekend in a small college town.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

What ! You running for President ! You have my support !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@minhmeister Have no idea, I am pissed !

For the men who like Blondes !

SukiSue comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Eh... The sad part is anybody can be a blonde.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

From this can yes, but can they be spread ?

How much do those guys who yell in the back of rap songs make? I could totally do that.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 31, 2018:

What's a rap song? Is it a type of music? Why are they yelling if they are supposed to be singing, it's a song right?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@Duke It is shouting !

Want to be an engineer ?

Duke comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Dude, you rarely post memes. Are these posted here specifically because @GuyKeith asked them to be posted elsewhere?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

I just feel fucked up. OK !

For the men who like Blondes !

Bierbasstard comments on Aug 31, 2018:

That's why I have always preferred brunettes. ;-)

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@Bierbasstard They were redheads before brunettes !

For the men who like Blondes !

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Aug 30, 2018:

You reminded me my running around days with Scandinavians while living in Crete in the 90's. How the Swedish females will tell me "in Sweden if you are Blond a man can do anything he wants with you". I had been already to "Paradise"... I can die now. Thanks for the memories.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@GipsyOfNewSpain I didn't think otherwise !

Some priests are wise !

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Or it will seem like it.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

For sure, sure !

Want to be an engineer ?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

It looks like this is not the first time.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

So say we all !

Are you all stressed out ? Try this simple solution !

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Need to hang it as an IV.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

No tree big enough !

For the men who like Blondes !

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Aug 30, 2018:

You reminded me my running around days with Scandinavians while living in Crete in the 90's. How the Swedish females will tell me "in Sweden if you are Blond a man can do anything he wants with you". I had been already to "Paradise"... I can die now. Thanks for the memories.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@GipsyOfNewSpain Like all Blondes, they don't come cheap !

For the men who like Blondes !

Bierbasstard comments on Aug 31, 2018:

That's why I have always preferred brunettes. ;-)

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

They also become blondes after the fire has been poked out of them !

For the men who like Blondes !

SKH78 comments on Aug 30, 2018:

OMG .... reminds me of a co-worker who gave me a sheet of blonde jokes ... gave them to me, a blonde woman. Me, being a vicious harridan, I did not get mad .... I got even .... I gave him a list of man-bashing jokes. We had a nice time trying to one up each other.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

Blondes are beautiful......when they are angry !

Are you all stressed out ? Try this simple solution !

SukiSue comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Or this!

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

And there are those pretty feet and legs again !

Want to be an engineer ?

Bierbasstard comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Hey now... Part of the "best man"s" duties is to make sure that the bride gets there on time.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

What makes you think he is the best man !

For the men who like Blondes !

azzow2 comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Layer it on.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

Thick and often !

For the men who like Blondes !

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Aug 30, 2018:

You reminded me my running around days with Scandinavians while living in Crete in the 90's. How the Swedish females will tell me "in Sweden if you are Blond a man can do anything he wants with you". I had been already to "Paradise"... I can die now. Thanks for the memories.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

Wish I was there !

Watch 'Okja' - it's disturbing on sooo many levels. Don't let the cute pig fool ya, not for kids

VAL3941 comments on Aug 26, 2018:

What are you on about !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@Robyn11 Me for one ! Find them intellectually destructive.

For the men who like Blondes !

chalupacabre comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Latex cover?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

Don't need a brush to spread it either !

As I'm walking through the grocery store I notice that they still make hot dogs that are NOT ...

ProudMary comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Hey, not everyone likes their hot dogs on a bun.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@ProudMary I am the wise old man !

Money, money money !!! [dailymaverick.co.za]

ugly comments on Aug 30, 2018:

interesting.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

Yeah, different perspective !

Some priests are wise !

Hitchens comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Great one Val..??

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

Desires are relative !

Want to be an engineer ?

SleepingOnABoat comments on Aug 30, 2018:

You don't know how many times I've has to use this trick!

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

What kind of women do you do you go out with !

Want to be an engineer ?

Marionville comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I think that is ingenious!

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

Yes it is clever !

Are you all stressed out ? Try this simple solution !

Marionville comments on Aug 30, 2018:

That amount would kill Godzilla!

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

No stress if you are dead !

Are you all stressed out ? Try this simple solution !

GuyKeith comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I prefer Sprite Zero. No carbs. There are no carbs in liquor, either.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@GuyKeith OK ! Dr. Guy !

Are you all stressed out ? Try this simple solution !

GuyKeith comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I prefer Sprite Zero. No carbs. There are no carbs in liquor, either.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

Whats that got to do with stress !

For the men who like Blondes !

Marionville comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Wouldn’t need any hairspray after that.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@Marionville Will try to find it, thanks !

So you wanted to see @SukiSue legs and feet !

SukiSue comments on Aug 29, 2018:

@val3941, @surfpirate, @guykeith, @coppersmith1965, @minhmeister, @grandjester, @proudmary, these powerful legs can eviscerate a man with one kick to the guts, are on vacation somewhere warm and sunny.... I expect you guys to play nice until I return. @guykeith, you know you can block the babies ...

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@GuyKeith About what ! My ugly legs ? Not a wrinkle on them !

As I'm walking through the grocery store I notice that they still make hot dogs that are NOT ...

ProudMary comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Hey, not everyone likes their hot dogs on a bun.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@ProudMary Not so different. In line with Strawberries and ice cream !

As I'm walking through the grocery store I notice that they still make hot dogs that are NOT ...

Duke comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I think what's even more bizarre are the new "gourmet" flavors from Ball Park. They come in packs of 7. WTF? WHY 7?1? What marketing genius decided the sell packs of 7 when buns come in 8 packs? I can see packs of 10. You might drop a couple off the grill. But, 7?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

It is the result of our education system !

As I'm walking through the grocery store I notice that they still make hot dogs that are NOT ...

ProudMary comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Hey, not everyone likes their hot dogs on a bun.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

I like them on my g/f s buns !

My laundry method is simple.

Stacey48 comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Makes sense to me. I keep my clean laundry in the basket on the floor, by the dirty on the floor over there.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

See below !

My laundry method is simple.

ugly comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I keep mine in the same places.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

See above !

My laundry method is simple.

escapetypist comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I just change my definition of what's clean. It's easier than moving clothes around on the floor

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

You all need automatic wash machines !

So you wanted to see @SukiSue legs and feet !

SukiSue comments on Aug 29, 2018:

@val3941, @surfpirate, @guykeith, @coppersmith1965, @minhmeister, @grandjester, @proudmary, these powerful legs can eviscerate a man with one kick to the guts, are on vacation somewhere warm and sunny.... I expect you guys to play nice until I return. @guykeith, you know you can block the babies ...

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@ugly @minhmeister called me ugly !!!

So you wanted to see @SukiSue legs and feet !

SukiSue comments on Aug 29, 2018:

@val3941, @surfpirate, @guykeith, @coppersmith1965, @minhmeister, @grandjester, @proudmary, these powerful legs can eviscerate a man with one kick to the guts, are on vacation somewhere warm and sunny.... I expect you guys to play nice until I return. @guykeith, you know you can block the babies ...

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@minhmeister No, @ugly is someone else !

Just some good vibes for your hump day.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Are those popsicles ?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@minhmeister Good representation !

Been having a shitstorm of computer issues the past few weeks, and I keep dropping off because of ...

VAL3941 comments on Aug 30, 2018:

No wonder we have been having a holiday !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@zorialoki Glad I could help ! LOL

So you wanted to see @SukiSue legs and feet !

escapetypist comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Still nicer than yours

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@SukiSue OK ! But I don't want to chase you away ?

So you wanted to see @SukiSue legs and feet !

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Nice toes.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

All the better to eviscerate you !

So you wanted to see @SukiSue legs and feet !

SukiSue comments on Aug 29, 2018:

@val3941, @surfpirate, @guykeith, @coppersmith1965, @minhmeister, @grandjester, @proudmary, these powerful legs can eviscerate a man with one kick to the guts, are on vacation somewhere warm and sunny.... I expect you guys to play nice until I return. @guykeith, you know you can block the babies ...

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@ProudMary, @SukiSue, @GuyKeith, @Surfpirate, @kenriley Here are my legs, So shut up talking behind my back, OK!

So you wanted to see @SukiSue legs and feet !

SukiSue comments on Aug 29, 2018:

@val3941, @surfpirate, @guykeith, @coppersmith1965, @minhmeister, @grandjester, @proudmary, these powerful legs can eviscerate a man with one kick to the guts, are on vacation somewhere warm and sunny.... I expect you guys to play nice until I return. @guykeith, you know you can block the babies ...

VAL3941 replies on Aug 30, 2018:

Not bad legs, who do they belong too !

This applies to other countries as well ! [dailymaverick.co.za]

ugly comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Pie in the sky?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 29, 2018:

@ugly Like what I am doing ? Forward to everyone you know !

Look after our children ! [dailymaverick.co.za]

ugly comments on Aug 29, 2018:

You post good stuff Val.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 29, 2018:

@ugly And all one sided !

Look after our children ! [dailymaverick.co.za]

ugly comments on Aug 29, 2018:

You post good stuff Val.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 29, 2018:

@ugly I hear there was a lot during Apartheid and then nothing !

This applies to other countries as well ! [dailymaverick.co.za]

ugly comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Pie in the sky?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 29, 2018:

@ugly Of course, like some kind of action, maybe ?

Look after our children ! [dailymaverick.co.za]

ugly comments on Aug 29, 2018:

You post good stuff Val.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 29, 2018:

Thanks, have to educate the Americans ! LOL

This applies to other countries as well ! [dailymaverick.co.za]

ugly comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Pie in the sky?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 29, 2018:

@ugly Yes I agree, but we can always hope !

This applies to other countries as well ! [dailymaverick.co.za]

ugly comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Pie in the sky?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 29, 2018:

And how do you justify this statement !

So you wanted to see @SukiSue legs and feet !

Coppersmith1965 comments on Aug 29, 2018:

@sukisue is going to be real pissed, ladies and gentlemen! You should've thought this through. I'm leaving now since plausible deniability is my only viable course of choice.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 29, 2018:

You don't understand, @SukiSue lovesvher legs !

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mcgeo52 comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Thank you for posting this. You say, "All the land grab stories in S. A. you hear about in the press is absolutely not true !" I'm glad to hear that. I have a friend here in California who says that a lady from S. A. told him it is not safe for whites there. Care to respond?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 29, 2018:

@mcgeo52 This us a great idea !

Oh the fun I could have if I ever get my dragon egg for reaching level 8. :D [youtube.com]

VAL3941 comments on Aug 28, 2018:

We oldies din't scare thaf easy !