And that " WAS" the last time !

McVinegar comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I invite them in to see my Satanic alter. ;) I ask them, "Are you a virgin?" ;) Are you busy this evening? ;) Nice dingus! ;)

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Yeah, plastics are great !

And that " WAS" the last time !

Stacey48 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Oh. That is a great idea.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Thats good, I am full of good ideas. Come over and lets discuss it !

And that " WAS" the last time !

Captain_Feelgood comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I'm sure you look good in that outfit, Val.. ?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@germangirl90439, @GuyKeith Ssssh ! Thats why I cut my feet out the picture !

And that " WAS" the last time !

Captain_Feelgood comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I'm sure you look good in that outfit, Val.. ?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@germangirl90439 There is one above !

Mandatory Penis Inspection!

ProudMary comments on Aug 21, 2018:

What???

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee Thats OK ! You not a Catholic Bishop !

Another person blocked me i really should be keeping tabs on how many have blocked me for just ...

ProudMary comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I don't care if pissy people block me. Sometimes I block them. No time for negativity and no time for folks who think something doesn't stink.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Here are some more points before you block me !

I never baby talked to my kids. NEVA, evwa, evva!

silverotter11 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Or "How to Mess with Small Minds". I think it is a good thing I did not reproduce.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@kenriley Unfortunately I do. All grown up and treating me like an ATM. The brats.

Who's ready for steak?

ugly comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Always ready for a good steak, That looks perfect.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ugly Must I give @ProudMary more !

And that " WAS" the last time !

Captain_Feelgood comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I'm sure you look good in that outfit, Val.. ?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Yes I do, my secret life.

Mandatory Penis Inspection!

escapetypist comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Will there be a Catholic priest on site to lend a hand?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee But not for the Bishop ! Lol

7.

Kwabena comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Points points

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Here are more for you !

7.

SukiSue comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Hahaha! YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER!!!? ...and @guykeith has weird legs.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Forget weird legs too, points are more important !

7.

SukiSue comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Hahaha! YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER!!!? ...and @guykeith has weird legs.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Forget Hamsters and @guykeith and @SukiSue. Heres more points.

7.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Here, you want more?, I'll give you more. Yes, yes, give me more, thank you, thank you Here comes some more baby, do you like it? Oh yes, more, more, don't stop giving me more, I'm almost there

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Heres your incurstion into points!

7.

SukiSue comments on Aug 21, 2018:

And here's a picture!

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Forget that take somebmore points !

7.

MissKathleen comments on Aug 21, 2018:

you could have posted in Motown Monday and got good points in more than one way...

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Forget Motown Monday, get more points. from me !

7.

moonmaid comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Go you! I'm no where near.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Here, be greedy !

7.

TGTARITPNBBGMLT comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Lol

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Here take them, boy are you going to owe me !

7.

ugly comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Have some more points.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Don't thank me just take them !

7.

germangirl90439 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

You will!

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary And a few more !

7.

Hitchens comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I have 5524...????

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Here some fir you too !

I never baby talked to my kids. NEVA, evwa, evva!

silverotter11 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Or "How to Mess with Small Minds". I think it is a good thing I did not reproduce.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@silverotter11 Only with dark specs though !

Who's ready for steak?

VAL3941 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Which stake !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Jeat loaf is chock full of points !

Who's ready for steak?

VAL3941 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Which stake !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Pick-up lines earn points too !

Who's ready for steak?

GuyKeith comments on Aug 20, 2018:

That is what I am having tonight...and tomorrow night. I generally cook several days worth, especially if I am grilling outside. Porterhouse steak, brushed with olive oil and seasoned with coarse salt and pepper. Grill rare/med. rare, take off and put a pat of butter on top while it rests. Type on...

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Douse the burger with points. Yummy !

Who's ready for steak?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Scallops in a ginger, garlic and soy marinade for dinner tonight, over a bed of lettuce from the garden.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary 1o points for scallops !

Who's ready for steak?

escapetypist comments on Aug 20, 2018:

With garnish

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Toothpicks have points too !

Who's ready for steak?

PontifexMarximus comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Are you sure that all that sauce isn't too salty?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary These points don't need salt !

Who's ready for steak?

ugly comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Always ready for a good steak, That looks perfect.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Steak and points go well together !

I never baby talked to my kids. NEVA, evwa, evva!

silverotter11 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Or "How to Mess with Small Minds". I think it is a good thing I did not reproduce.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Yeah to that !

Of course, someone may help you 'from behind'!!!

escapetypist comments on Aug 20, 2018:

What if the rungs on the ladder were made from penises?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary And some more !

Of course, someone may help you 'from behind'!!!

MichaelSpinler comments on Aug 20, 2018:

what if the ladder is made of foreskins? they have to be doing something with them up there.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Here more points

I need this group! I come from a long line of non-cussers.

ProudMary comments on Aug 20, 2018:

This is the place to catch up on everything you've missed out on. Cuss away!

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Here are some more points for you !

I wonder if this was on a Snapple cap???

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Yum, my favorite meal.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee Camel toe and cream, yummy !

I wonder if this was on a Snapple cap???

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

No offended folk, yet, but also only 1 like!!! But nekkid boy butt gets inundated! I sense a double standard going on!

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Women just hornier than men, just accept it !

guess its my turn

ProudMary comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I've already admitted to having a fetish for men's bellies but this is just a tad too much for me.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ugly Thought your name was Jack !

Mandatory Penis Inspection!

ProudMary comments on Aug 21, 2018:

What???

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary Fuck the penis inspection, here are some more for you !

Mandatory Penis Inspection!

ugly comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Every school should require this.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ugly Why ??? FFS.

7.

Hitchens comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I have 5524...????

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Here, have some more !

7.

escapetypist comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Sigh...have some points :)

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary And here are more, pissed or not !

7.

ugly comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Have some more points.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary And here are more for you !

7.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Wanyt some more, here, take them !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary And here ard more !

7.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Here have some points. You owe me !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary And here are some more !

guess its my turn

ProudMary comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I've already admitted to having a fetish for men's bellies but this is just a tad too much for me.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ugly Hello Ugly, is that you !

Mandatory Penis Inspection!

LEPeff comments on Aug 21, 2018:

WTF? Is that a Catholic school?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

No. A school for perverts !

Mandatory Penis Inspection!

escapetypist comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Will there be a Catholic priest on site to lend a hand?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

3. One for circumsized, one for uncircumsized, and one ( the bishope) for erect ones ! Happy now ?

Mandatory Penis Inspection!

ProudMary comments on Aug 21, 2018:

What???

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Here are some m9re points !

Mandatory Penis Inspection!

ugly comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Every school should require this.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Why pervert !

I use Viagra Ladies !

kmdskit3 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

This is an example of the inaccuracy of a joke ruining the humor. Anabolic steroids do not shrink your dick. They shrink your balls.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Who cares, something shrinks !

Of course, someone may help you 'from behind'!!!

escapetypist comments on Aug 20, 2018:

What if the rungs on the ladder were made from penises?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee Anything is better than nothing !

Of course, someone may help you 'from behind'!!!

SukiSue comments on Aug 20, 2018:

And please don't wear a skirt as you climb! :s

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee That should do, as long as it is a Moray !

Don't know much about history...

PontifexMarximus comments on Aug 20, 2018:

kids learn better by enactment

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Is that why parents have sex in front of them ?

guess its my turn

ProudMary comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I've already admitted to having a fetish for men's bellies but this is just a tad too much for me.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee Its not @ugly. I have a gorgeous face !

Today, has been a crazy point gathering meme day for some.

kenriley comments on Aug 20, 2018:

So this is point day? Well here's some points.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@Stacey48, @Hitchens I I 2nd that !

Today, has been a crazy point gathering meme day for some.

kenriley comments on Aug 20, 2018:

So this is point day? Well here's some points.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@Stacey48 The paying I din't mind, it the damn waiting !

Who's ready for steak?

VAL3941 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Which stake !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee Would love to know how to make a Virgin !

When did this become a thing?

VAL3941 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

You can take a bath in that .

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@Surfpirate I like being sucked. Only by women though.

Let's see, I wonder what time it was when I shot that mother f'er?

VAL3941 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Can't you read ! It was at 7 minutes to 4.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@Hitchens So why did you not say so in the beggining !

I use Viagra Ladies !

Mooolah comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Socks with sandals. Props for the fashion statement.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

No ! My feet get cold in the Summer !

I use Viagra Ladies !

ProudMary comments on Aug 20, 2018:

But did you use steriods BEFORE you used viagra?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@ProudMary My life story !

I use Viagra Ladies !

Cast1es comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Can't win . :-(

VAL3941 replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@Cast1es OK! Stand corrected !

Of course, someone may help you 'from behind'!!!

escapetypist comments on Aug 20, 2018:

What if the rungs on the ladder were made from penises?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

That would be a sizeable issue !

Of course, someone may help you 'from behind'!!!

Omots comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Whaaaat? And the logic of that escapes me.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

It escapes god too !

Of course, someone may help you 'from behind'!!!

SukiSue comments on Aug 20, 2018:

And please don't wear a skirt as you climb! :s

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee You might need a cattle prod ?

Of course, someone may help you 'from behind'!!!

SukiSue comments on Aug 20, 2018:

And please don't wear a skirt as you climb! :s

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

No! Wear a skirt and leave the pantie behind !

Today, has been a crazy point gathering meme day for some.

kenriley comments on Aug 20, 2018:

So this is point day? Well here's some points.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@kenriley, @Stacey48 How do you do it. 8 weeks been waiting and still no shirt !

Today, has been a crazy point gathering meme day for some.

kenriley comments on Aug 20, 2018:

So this is point day? Well here's some points.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@kenriley Can I have a feel too !

A flat tyre, perhaps ! Translation :- I can't go to work today.

RavenCT comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Now I understand why some skinny guys need hip replacements!

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

In this case all parts are replaced !

I need this group! I come from a long line of non-cussers.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

You are fucking welcome to this asshole group !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Stacey48 Nothing, just welcoming @Coppersmith1965.

Of course, someone may help you 'from behind'!!!

MichaelSpinler comments on Aug 20, 2018:

what if the ladder is made of foreskins? they have to be doing something with them up there.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

The make womens hand bags from forskins, rub them, they get larger, put more stuff in them !

A flat tyre, perhaps ! Translation :- I can't go to work today.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

breathe much?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Only in gasps !

Let's see, I wonder what time it was when I shot that mother f'er?

Stacey48 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

It seems like that would be useful for shootouts at high noon. Much easier than looking at the sun.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee You wouldn't say it, you schream it !

guess its my turn

ProudMary comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I've already admitted to having a fetish for men's bellies but this is just a tad too much for me.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@ProudMary He needs a mirror to see anything !

guess its my turn

Stacey48 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Are you going for points too?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@MichaelSpinler No!

I use Viagra Ladies !

CaroleKay comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Is that an actual photo of you?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Only the socks and shoes, he borrowed them for the photo shoot ! My penis bag was to big for him !

Who's ready for steak?

VAL3941 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Which stake !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Surfpirate You got that right but I think the spellng is wrong. It is a french word meaning very rare !

Who's ready for steak?

VAL3941 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Which stake !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@ProudMary I said rare, not rear !

Let's see, I wonder what time it was when I shot that mother f'er?

VAL3941 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Can't you read ! It was at 7 minutes to 4.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Hitchens Nope, 3.43. You also need specs !

I use Viagra Ladies !

ProudMary comments on Aug 20, 2018:

But did you use steriods BEFORE you used viagra?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@ProudMary of course I do, will, want, to love you !

A flat tyre, perhaps ! Translation :- I can't go to work today.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Pound for pound, that guy's getting more pussy than anybody!

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Hitchens Yip, and will save me from washing the lipstich off !

Who's ready for steak?

VAL3941 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Which stake !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee OK, glad we got that one sorted. Do me rare please !

I use Viagra Ladies !

SukiSue comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I did hear it never stops growing?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@SukiSue No ! You thinking pinnocheo !

What words do you think this picture can see.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Why is my Pubic hair grey ?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@craycraycatty Mine niether. Salt and peppery !

A flat tyre, perhaps ! Translation :- I can't go to work today.

escapetypist comments on Aug 20, 2018:

The dirty feet tho

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@GuyKeith I aint doing nutting !

Ouch.....!!!!!

VAL3941 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

You horrible man ! This had me rolling round on the floor with laughter. Tickled me pink !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@GuyKeith Rather take the gap, more interesting !

A flat tyre, perhaps ! Translation :- I can't go to work today.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

That's just the after picture, this is the before video. :O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIiudGWKKuY

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Surfpirate And here is our own historical Saartjie Baartman !

Let's see, I wonder what time it was when I shot that mother f'er?

Stacey48 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

It seems like that would be useful for shootouts at high noon. Much easier than looking at the sun.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee, @Stacey48 Kick him in the knackers @Stacey48

Let's see, I wonder what time it was when I shot that mother f'er?

Stacey48 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

It seems like that would be useful for shootouts at high noon. Much easier than looking at the sun.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee Now I am jealous !

Ladies (and gentleman who may have an interest), may I present to you the finest photograph ever ...

Stacey48 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

That is a very fine photograph. Thank you for brightening my day. ?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@GuyKeith No point, just a comment .

I use Viagra Ladies !

Cast1es comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Can't win . :-(

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

You can if you change your choices ?

I use Viagra Ladies !

escapetypist comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I use steroids AND Viagra. Now I'm an old guy with a small weenie

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

A small old weenie ?

I use Viagra Ladies !

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Don't get excited, ladies! That's just his old-man ball sack swingin' low!

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Believe it or not, he has a hardon in the pic!

I use Viagra Ladies !

SukiSue comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I did hear it never stops growing?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Of course it does, the only time it grows is when he sees a beautiful woman

I use Viagra Ladies !

Stacey48 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Yeah, too bad about the footwear though.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Sorry, don't answer that !

I use Viagra Ladies !

Stacey48 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Yeah, too bad about the footwear though.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Color co-ordinated clothing, do I look that dumb !

Ladies (and gentleman who may have an interest), may I present to you the finest photograph ever ...

Stacey48 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

That is a very fine photograph. Thank you for brightening my day. ?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

You just like looking at ass !

A flat tyre, perhaps ! Translation :- I can't go to work today.

ProudMary comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Hey, I thought this kind of stuff was prohibited. And to think I haven't posted the magnificent World War II photograph Rescue at Rabaul because of the rules. Shit.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

See how you get points !!!

A flat tyre, perhaps ! Translation :- I can't go to work today.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

That's just the after picture, this is the before video. :O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIiudGWKKuY

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@SukiSue, @Hitchens, @Stacey48, @Surfpirate You guys slay me, I just can't stop laughing, thank you !

A flat tyre, perhaps ! Translation :- I can't go to work today.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

That's just the after picture, this is the before video. :O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIiudGWKKuY

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@SukiSue She is just testing the stregth of the bed !

A flat tyre, perhaps ! Translation :- I can't go to work today.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Pound for pound, that guy's getting more pussy than anybody!

VAL3941 replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Hitchens How much is enough !