"Assumption is the killer of discourse.

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Don't assume anything, it will come back and bite you on the bum ???

I picked up this guy in Humble at a convenience store.

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Whatever works for him so be it !

Lost In Light: Freedom

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Shame, he just needs a rest.

Everytime we go out of town my neighbors ask if we're thinking about moving.

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Smoking has sapped all your energy, Sir !

Do you believe pineapple should be allowed on pizza?? Let’s end this debate once and for all.

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Hate it on pizza ! Who the hell ever ordered a fruit pizza anyway. pineapples are for fermenting not put on pizza ? NO, NO, No.

Clown and death.

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Like your Book !

Cone snails - These things are bonkers .

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Should keep one as a pet to sort out my enemies ???

Well, I've this given this AED (anti-epileptic) a fair run.

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Grab him by the balls and squeeze very hard till he sorts you out. That should work ???

Jesus stands between the crowd and the adulteress, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Yeah ! Family relationships, sheeez !!!

"I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left."

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

You are better off than many !

Age makes you realize you’re never gonna grow up.

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Welcome to my world !

CUT AND RUN! At what point would you do it?

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

When all else fails !!

How to deal with religious family?

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Cut them out of your life ! Easy Peasy

Would this book have a chance to be published in the realm of the pussy grabber?

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Why would it ? " She comes first " did not make it !!

So here is an interesting situation I am not sure what to think.

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Aren't you seeing things that are not there ? Take care !!

My wife and I fight over the meat drippings and tiny salty crunchy bits in the pan after frying or ...

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Use 2 pans and fry/roast your own Damn food ??

Why is it that when the volcano spews lava, they praise god for it to stop.

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Because they are to busy wondering what sin the have done to warrant such punishment ??

I'm house sitting for my aunt and grandma while they're in Florida for my aunts wedding.

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Cooking pasta for one depends on how hungry you are ??

Ultrasonic Waves Are Everywhere. Can You Hear Them? [livescience.com]

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Yip, sounds like the ocean ! Can we go fishing, please ? Maybe we can catch some sonic fish ?

Wow ! Did not know this group existed. You have a new fan !

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Thank you for the like ?

Which Statement Hurts Most in Relationship?

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

All of them and then some !

It can be quite liberating minimizing.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

I have believed this ever since my divorce 35 years ago !

Taking an unscheduled day off

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

? You don't deserve it ?

I was watching the news last night, and there’s a group of young people that are making these ...

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

As Gary Player once said, "The more I practice, the luckier I get ! " Let the kids practice ?

What is the one thing that you appreciate the most.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Pussy !   What else ?

Just finished taking apart, repairing, and putting back together my weed eater There's just ...

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Is that to harvest the weed I ordered ?

Canned Heat - Going Up The Country - YouTube

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Thought you meant canned meat ??

Pesky Fly.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Couldn't you have used the desk-top instead ???Lol

Semester is finally over!! welcomesummer

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

WTF. Winter has just started ?   Lol

I'm feeling a little betrayed. I just found out my KY Jelly isn't from Kentucky at all.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

No, it is from Johnson & Johnson, South Africa ?   Lol

I believe its almost impossible to connect organically with the key woman for all things.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

As long as great is possible, then all things become possible ?

Hi I don’t really believe in these things, but after five years solo out in the sticks my friend ...

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home ! Post, comment and just enjoy yourself ?

Really wish I wasn't at work today. Bored!

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Go home ! I give you permission !

"Bribing politicians with donations is the only way the wealthy can offset the ill effects of ...

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Hope he commits suicide ?

My road bike's in the shop so I've been riding the trails on my gravel bike, a 2015 Trek Crossrip ...

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Damn, did not know this group existed. At 74 I still ride my bike everywhere ! Besides the exercise it gives me pure enjogment and freedom !

Popye Has Lost His Taste For Spinach!

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Popeye and his weed, I love Spinach ???

Anyone read the article about the Muslim lady who got strangled by a guy claiming to be Jesus?

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

She is not an Atheist nor agnostic ! She can't think like them either ?

Well I'm kind of new here.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

l am 74 years old and ride my bike everywhere and anywhere. Gives me a great deal of pleasure, sets me free and I get all the exercise I need !

So many women... so little time to disappoint all of them.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Take your time, you'll get there. Need some help ??? Lol

Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, you idiot.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

So that is why the chicken crossed the road. Always wondered ???

I wish I was a cat just so I could constantly ignore everything said to me while licking the inside ...

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

It is called wanking in public !

I just molested myself. I said no, but I was asking for it the way I was dressed.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

I hope you did not have make-up on too ???

So, which is MOST important, a physical attraction or a psychological attraction?

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Give me physical anyday ?

Israel has the right to defend itself.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Israel is a religious, war mongering Nation. you cannot have a strong religion with war featuring somewhere ?

Why is there no category for choosing men/women in the "looking for option"?

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

They all lie anyway, so you still have to sift through them. No advantage ?   Lol

Sooo, I've got 3,944 more point to reap in to achieve L8 and my (hidden).

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Offer sex, forget the rest !

How comfortable are you in your daily life?

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

How do you define S#tt@=r*^ess.

I believe when we pass we become part of the universe. A part of nature and all around us!

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Why only when we die, what about when we are living ???

So Long Y'all!

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

You can't leave us like this, where's the farewell party ?

This Friday I sign the final papers.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Hang in there ! Things get better with time and all your friends on this site. ? ?

Hello! New here! I live in the beautiful Columbia River Gorge.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home ! Post, comment and be happy !

All my life I've loved cars, I've bought over 80.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Whatever turns you on, Buddy ?

The intolerance towards cigarette smokers.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

I hate Smokers as much as religious persons, enough said ?

I filed for divorce from my wife of almost sixteen years today.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Hope you are to continue providing each other with benefits ???

Glass half full or half empty?

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Seems you already have the answer so no discussion necessary !

I have a cousin and she is a 47 year old widow.

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

What ??? have they got buses in heaven now and she thinks god needed a new bus driver ?? Ask her ?

Works for me :D

VAL3941 comments on May 10, 2018:

Good one !

Ladies i will never experience the indignity of a rape but if we are to place these creeps in prison...

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

A law must be passed that all rapists must be castrated. Promise you, no more rape ?

This may sound strange from a 61 year old (I was a lot more sure about love when I was a teenager) ...

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

All love is only a type of bonding. Take your choice ?

Hello, everyone! I figured I'd make a post giving a short introduction.

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. you can do what ever you want as long as you enjoy yourself !

How to Dress Well Without A Dress?

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Try going naked, that will get everyones attention ?

Do you think the struggle of leaving your religion is the same in case of Christianity, Jaudism or ...

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Not if you born into an atheist home. ?

The blue pill got stuck in my throat.Now I have a stiff neck.

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Lucky it did not stick in your upper lip ?

The only part of the bible I agree with

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Imagine someone is chasing you and get some damn exercise !

Kitty with high beams

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Thats a lit up pussy !

How can we change this system?

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

By changing ourselves first ???

I don't believe in Astrology, Zodiac sign, nor do I believe in romance based on Zodiac sign.

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

But they all have clothes on ???

What was the best date you ever had?

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

With a naked nyphomaniac Blond Atheist who owned a bottle store and car dealership.

What if women had balls?

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Heaven help us !!!!!

MRI in the bag!!! I can't believe at one point I almost nodded off! I am mega proud of myself and ...

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Now go and get some well earned rest ?

Your experiences on agnostics

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

They make great sex partners, no hangups !

True or false: An adult that owns/drives a motor vehicle should know how to fill up a gas can.

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

I know how to fill up a gas can with Whiskey ? Does that count ???

What do you think about Spiritual Healing?

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Never!!! sexual healing is tops ?   Lol

Hey Everyone!

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Hello sweetie, welcome to our humble home. Post, comment and enjoy yourself

I'm strictly anti-supernatural.

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Chemicals yeah, LSD for one ?

You are God for the day. What commandments would you make?

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Go out and procreate, as much as possible !

What is your reaction when people say something doesnt matter, its in gods hands?

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Ask if god washed his hands first ??

Well my favorite Louie Lamour book is his early one which was made into john Wayne movie! Hondo!

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Hondo is my dogs name. Can I sue Louie Lamour ???

Greetings all, I am totally new to this site! I've been openly atheist for many years now, but had ...

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. post, comment and just enjoy yourself !

Hi, everyone ?

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

If you are so religious why are you crying on this site ? Your brain and kitty are intact, make use of them and start enjoying life for a change. For things to change, you must change. Stop whining and do something about it ?

So I've pretty much given up on dating, specifically dating websites and apps.

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Maybe if you remove your dark specs, things might change for you ???

Why the goverment of india cannot give a solution of rampant rape case in their country?

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

For sure, it is a very male and caste orientated society dominate by the hindu religion.

My parents are very religious.

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Remain with us on this site, you will be OK! You are amongst friends here. ?❤?

Why do we continually want someone we can’t have?

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

It is caused by the water that you drink !

Hello, I'm new here. be patient with me while I figure this site out

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home, post, comment and just enjoy yourself !

Who called it the "immaculate conception" and not the "HOLY FUCK!"? Just sayin'...

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Because no sex was involved, all artificial insemination you fool !

I've decided I'm giving up sex for the past three years.

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Better include alcohol and food ?

What's all this bullshit? I was told I would get a hand basket!

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Did you check in the post ???

If you're driving a Mercedes in traffic I'm not letting you in. Life already let you in enough.

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Put a bumper sticker on that reads " Jesus loves Mercedes ".

From now on, whenever anyone asks me "What would Jesus do?

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Time to go take a crap ?

If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there's a one in three chance you're being used as a ...

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

He also is not bald ???

Why do we continually want someone we can’t have?

VAL3941 comments on May 9, 2018:

Better hope he is not reading this ????

Hey all, just want to say what a great place this is to come, been here only a week and love some of...

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Thank you, you too !

I truly don't mean to sound rude or anything.

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Not term, but term if the sex was good ?? perhaps

What’s the most interesting experience you’ve had with a zealously religious person?

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Having sex and her shouting "O my , Oh my " throughout.

I wasn't exactly sure where this would fit but I'm quite facinated with paranormal

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

I am a ghost ! Want me to come visit ?

Introvert/Extrovert quizzes are so stupid because the questions are like: Where are you the ...

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Drinking beer while standing on your head ???

I probably never quit my native condition as a non religious being.

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Couldn't agree with you more !

God's bloody creatures.

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

You should have kept it and released it in a church during Sunday Service !

Wow there is actually alot of people in this small town that I live in Kentucky that said they would...

VAL3941 comments on May 8, 2018:

Go for it, you have my support !