Cats sleep 18 hours a day and only get up to murder. I respect that.

SukiSue comments on Jul 25, 2018:

My home office has a window that faces the front of the house and on a daily basis to neighbor cats walk by with something hanging from their mouth. They usually drop one on my front porch and take the other home to share. I've embraced this practice as a sign of love. I throw the dead carcass in ...

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Because I dob't embracedead things as an act of love ! And you have changed your PP !

Beer is Best for this !

Marine comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Still very hard to retain the beer until you can make that understanding.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

Don't think they have the stomach for it !

Beer is Best for this !

Surfpirate comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Except for the invention of beer and wine, overpopulation would not be a problem today.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

@Surfpirate Babies are not made by eyesight, didn't your parents teach you about the birds and the bees ! OK ! Lets leave the bees out of it !

Beer is Best for this !

Surfpirate comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Except for the invention of beer and wine, overpopulation would not be a problem today.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

You seem sure of your answer even if I am not !

He knows !....

escapetypist comments on Jul 25, 2018:

When all he wanted to be was the daddy

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

@GipsyOfNewSpain Good answer !

This is what happens when someone wanders into the wrong group.

SukiSue comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Thin-skinned wimps! ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

She looks just like you ! LOL

Cats sleep 18 hours a day and only get up to murder. I respect that.

SukiSue comments on Jul 25, 2018:

My home office has a window that faces the front of the house and on a daily basis to neighbor cats walk by with something hanging from their mouth. They usually drop one on my front porch and take the other home to share. I've embraced this practice as a sign of love. I throw the dead carcass in ...

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

So why are you on a dating site !

Beer is Best for this !

escapetypist comments on Jul 25, 2018:

And these guys can't fake understanding women either. They can see right through them.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

Yip, and no skeletons in thier cupboards either !

Beer is Best for this !

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Jul 25, 2018:

That is the mistake... I gave up at 14 before my first beer and had lived happy there after.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

Gives us a reason to drink beer !

He knows !....

escapetypist comments on Jul 25, 2018:

When all he wanted to be was the daddy

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

@GipsyOfNewSpain What kind of women do you associate with !

He knows !....

PickledRick comments on Jul 25, 2018:

That rules out any need for a Paternity Test......lol

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

You know then !

He knows !....

Cast1es comments on Jul 25, 2018:

The nose knows .

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

Yes and only the nose !

He knows !....

escapetypist comments on Jul 25, 2018:

When all he wanted to be was the daddy

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

Being a daddy comes with responsibilities ! Only Mommy knows who the father is !

I am getting closer to level 8.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Do you think I care ! Post it andnI will support it !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

@IamNobody Nonsense, it is piece of cake ! Help yourself to more !

Hey all.

Theomonk comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Is he down under?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

@Trueblueroo So what is the difference between boxing, wrestling and fucking ? They all reach the same conclusion in the end !

I am getting closer to level 8.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Do you think I care ! Post it andnI will support it !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 25, 2018:

@IamNobody Go for it buddy, you deserve it. Here are some more !

I am getting closer to level 8.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Do you think I care ! Post it andnI will support it !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@IamNobody It gets really gard after 8. But tske some pojnts here !

I am getting closer to level 8.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Do you think I care ! Post it andnI will support it !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@IamNobody Here are some more. I am getting on into 8.2 !

I am getting closer to level 8.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Do you think I care ! Post it andnI will support it !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@IamNobody Not really just like to help as I was helped. So here are some more !

I am getting closer to level 8.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Do you think I care ! Post it andnI will support it !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@IamNobody Good ! Here are somd for you !

I once caught my son smoking an e-cigarette so I made him eat a whole pack of batteries.

zorialoki comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I have known kids that were caught smoking, had to smoke a whole pack. Caught drinking so they were forced to get drunk to experience a hangover to keep them from wanting to drink. Those kids ended up smoking and drinking all the time it did the reverse of what it was supposed to do

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@zorialoki I just find a woman with her own bush !

The wonders of science !

Theomonk comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Is this the, " Fuck You", site?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@Captain_Feelgood Some people just never get it !

To be or not to be !

escapetypist comments on Jul 23, 2018:

My undies are stretchable. 25 years and counting. The trick is to not wash them.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

True, like women you shower with them on !

The wonders of science !

escapetypist comments on Jul 23, 2018:

The only time men talk more than women is when they're mansplaining

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

Women just don't get it, do they !

Hey all.

ProudMary comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Hey, I'm in!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@GuyKeith He doesn't have enough to go all the way !

Hey all.

Theomonk comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Is he down under?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@SukiSue No, Fucks sheep !

To be or not to be !

SukiSue comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Lesson? BUY YOUR WIFE SOME NEW FUCKING CLOTHES!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

I did not tell her to pick up weight ? Let her buy her own clothes with my Credit Card !

The wonders of science !

SukiSue comments on Jul 23, 2018:

No. Just no. Men talk a lot when it comes to anatomy. (See former posts. ?)

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

About your anatomy, yes !

You offended yet?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Is he going to pick his nose ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@GuyKeith Here is a real goat pic for you !

Things that make you go hmmmmm...

pixiedust comments on Jul 23, 2018:

BS only promotes growth when it's spread on a garden.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@pixiedust Makes you grow big and strong !

Things that make you go hmmmmm...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I put bullshit in my shoes and use it as fertilizer for myself to grow !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@ProudMary Of course, everything for a reason !

To be or not to be !

ProudMary comments on Jul 23, 2018:

And that's definitely a door that swings both ways...

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@ProudMary Some new ones coming ?

You offended yet?

germangirl90439 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Totally and completely offended .. .yup

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Nope, will keep my disguise thanks !

I am getting closer to level 8.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Do you think I care ! Post it andnI will support it !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@IamNobody Here are some more. Have you got there yet !

GUYS, I have being taught, that the more a guy chases you, the more he is going to want you.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Want me to chase you, never, won't happen !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@FortyTwoV4pt2 They can sigh all they want, I am not doing it

Things that make you go hmmmmm...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I put bullshit in my shoes and use it as fertilizer for myself to grow !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@ProudMary Just thick skinned !

Things that make you go hmmmmm...

pixiedust comments on Jul 23, 2018:

BS only promotes growth when it's spread on a garden.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

Or in your shoes !

To be or not to be !

Sticks48 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I'm not going anywhere near this one. ☺

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@Sticks48 Whats done is done ! Just waiting for the crap to fall !

The wonders of science !

germangirl90439 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Hahahah ... says the woman who can't get a word in edgewise some time :P

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@germangirl90439 So you see, it couldn't havd been your ancestors jaw bone !

You offended yet?

educatedredneck comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Kinda cute, but not my type.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

He is your type, Male silverback

You offended yet?

germangirl90439 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Totally and completely offended .. .yup

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

But he is cute ! He looks like me.

To be or not to be !

ProudMary comments on Jul 23, 2018:

And that's definitely a door that swings both ways...

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

No it is not. Men are not that vain !

The wonders of science !

ProudMary comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Oh, just fuck you. But I mean that in the nicest possible way of course.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@ProudMary Hey girls ! I appreciate it, OK !

The wonders of science !

germangirl90439 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Hahahah ... says the woman who can't get a word in edgewise some time :P

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

You don't talk too much. Do you !

New! Get some points for participating in the chat rooms! To help encourage members to hang out and...

Humanlove comments on Jul 22, 2018:

I think you should also encourage pockets of groups to value and torelate views they disgree with... instead,of blocking members, they should provide their side,this is not Facebook and we do not expect to be...we deserve all views.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@m0752532706 Offenders Group... Block this .

The wonders of science !

Stacey48 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I think you should get a **kick kick kick** for this one. ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@Stacey48 Sure hope so !

I am getting closer to level 8.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Do you think I care ! Post it andnI will support it !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@IamNobody Here are some more ! Don't be silly !

To be or not to be !

Sticks48 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I'm not going anywhere near this one. ☺

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@Sticks48 You gotta take a chance sometime !

The wonders of science !

ProudMary comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Oh, just fuck you. But I mean that in the nicest possible way of course.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

Of course you do ! LOL

The wonders of science !

Stacey48 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I think you should get a **kick kick kick** for this one. ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

I did not draw or caption it !

I am getting closer to level 8.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Do you think I care ! Post it andnI will support it !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@IamNobody Here are some more, enjoy !

New! Get some points for participating in the chat rooms! To help encourage members to hang out and...

Humanlove comments on Jul 22, 2018:

I think you should also encourage pockets of groups to value and torelate views they disgree with... instead,of blocking members, they should provide their side,this is not Facebook and we do not expect to be...we deserve all views.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

That why we started offenders group !

To be or not to be !

germangirl90439 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

My earrings from my teenage years still fit me too.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

Trust you to find something else !

To be or not to be !

silverotter11 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

That's funny!!!!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

Not everyone will think so !

To be or not to be !

Alvinsmama comments on Jul 23, 2018:

You're in big trouble.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

Tell me about it !

To be or not to be !

Mike1947 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

"Then the fight started".........

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

No fight, straight divorce court.

To be or not to be !

Sticks48 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I'm not going anywhere near this one. ☺

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

Coward !

To be or not to be !

zorialoki comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I can see that one ending well

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

For me too. Thats me, stick my neck out !

I need to repaint my living room.

Hitchens comments on Jul 21, 2018:

If you get bored of those colours..you could try Emerald Green..Ireland are neutral too..?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@Hitchens 2 cases each, enough ?

I am getting closer to level 8.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Do you think I care ! Post it andnI will support it !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@IamNobody And some more. I am generous hey !

If you say "Starbucks" in the mirror 3 times, a girl in yoga pants will appear, steal your hoodie ...

escapetypist comments on Jul 22, 2018:

I say 'slap' three times, SukiSue appears, steals my yoga pants, and smacks me across the face

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@minhmeister who said this was polite company !

If you say "Starbucks" in the mirror 3 times, a girl in yoga pants will appear, steal your hoodie ...

escapetypist comments on Jul 22, 2018:

I say 'slap' three times, SukiSue appears, steals my yoga pants, and smacks me across the face

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@Sticks48 I think he is shg of his size !

I need to repaint my living room.

Hitchens comments on Jul 21, 2018:

If you get bored of those colours..you could try Emerald Green..Ireland are neutral too..?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@Hitchens OK ! Will do. So I am Welcome again !

Time to educate the populace of how things work [youtu.

Surfpirate comments on Jul 22, 2018:

I have a couple of nieces like this, they were raised as JW's and barely finished high school because like Armageddon duh! Why get an education when Jesus is coming back.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@Surfpirate Thanks for the advise. Will take it !

I am getting closer to level 8.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Do you think I care ! Post it andnI will support it !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@IamNobody Here are some more pojnts for your journey !

Misophonia My daughter is sitting next to me eating and it is freaking making me want to stab ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Are you guys nuts, it is life, that is what it is !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@Crimson67 I don't need points but this post is points nonsense !

They used to be called Jumpolines.....

JanGarber comments on Jul 22, 2018:

I don't get it.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

Tramp !!! Trampoline !

Time to educate the populace of how things work [youtu.

Surfpirate comments on Jul 22, 2018:

I have a couple of nieces like this, they were raised as JW's and barely finished high school because like Armageddon duh! Why get an education when Jesus is coming back.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

@Surfpirate I am old and bold. They must watch out !

I need to repaint my living room.

Hitchens comments on Jul 21, 2018:

If you get bored of those colours..you could try Emerald Green..Ireland are neutral too..?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

@Hitchens Can I come if I bring a case of Guiness !

Time to educate the populace of how things work [youtu.

Surfpirate comments on Jul 22, 2018:

I have a couple of nieces like this, they were raised as JW's and barely finished high school because like Armageddon duh! Why get an education when Jesus is coming back.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

@Surfpirate I don't for , jusf shows how uninformed they are !

I need to repaint my living room.

Benthoven comments on Jul 21, 2018:

For a minute I thought you might have to repaint Switzerland... a much bigger project.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

Have you seen the size of his living room !

I need to repaint my living room.

Hitchens comments on Jul 21, 2018:

If you get bored of those colours..you could try Emerald Green..Ireland are neutral too..?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

I like Red walls with whitd crosses all over it. Who ever heard of green walls with little clovers all over !

Call Roto-Rooter

Mooolah comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Yeah, my razor is fucked up again

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

Whats new ! Wdlcome to thd club !

Call Roto-Rooter

escapetypist comments on Jul 22, 2018:

That's means he's getting a plumber's license

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

Won't pass his trade test at that rate !

Call Roto-Rooter

SukiSue comments on Jul 22, 2018:

He loses!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

Maybe that is ehy she shaved !

Time to educate the populace of how things work [youtu.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Are these typical American women ! If they are I am not impressed !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Thank you very much for the compliment. Very much appreciated !

Time to educate the populace of how things work [youtu.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Are these typical American women ! If they are I am not impressed !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Maybe I am dumb like them ?

Time to educate the populace of how things work [youtu.

Surfpirate comments on Jul 22, 2018:

I have a couple of nieces like this, they were raised as JW's and barely finished high school because like Armageddon duh! Why get an education when Jesus is coming back.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

We not talking religious ones. We all know about them !

Time to educate the populace of how things work [youtu.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Are these typical American women ! If they are I am not impressed !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

@Simon1 Nog only UK, but every where

Time to educate the populace of how things work [youtu.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Are these typical American women ! If they are I am not impressed !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

@ProudMary, @germangirl90439 So why do I keep meeting them !

Study this carefully:

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Yip ! Mirrors were a wonderful invention !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

@bigpawbullets, @sweetcharlotte And the prize money ! Where the hell is it.

Time to educate the populace of how things work [youtu.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Are these typical American women ! If they are I am not impressed !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

@ProudMary No what, I didn't say it or they are !

Time to educate the populace of how things work [youtu.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Are these typical American women ! If they are I am not impressed !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

@zorialoki Thank goodness I didn't say this !

Lets see you get your knickers in a twist over this one.

silverotter11 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

This falls right on level with what I would expect to see with this group. LOL Pretty hard to top my all time favorite movie 'Blazing Saddles'. This iright up there. .

VAL3941 replies on Jul 22, 2018:

@silverotter11 Keep trying, it will come !

I have received hundreds of messages requesting a recent picture.

Stacey48 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

You look happy. That is what matters.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

@GuyKeith Take your pick, plenty of shovels around.

I realize this will upset a lot of people, but it has to be said, despite the cost.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 21, 2018:

I've been known to re-hang a roll at parties, etc. One MUST observe the RIGHTNESS of things!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

Better than a hangover !

I realize this will upset a lot of people, but it has to be said, despite the cost.

OlderMusicGeek comments on Jul 21, 2018:

I think this is the easiest way to grab the toilet paper, but to each, one's own. I don't find it that difficult to grab it from the bottom, and don't understand the fuss! But as a previous cat owner, I can tell you that it's harder for them to unroll it if it's coming from the bottom. They have ...

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

Me too !

Lets see you get your knickers in a twist over this one.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 21, 2018:

reminds me of the story of the Irishman captured by a tribe of Amazons He is told to earn his freedom he must perform two tasks, he must fight a fully grown gorilla to the death with his bare hands and make love to the tribal queen and get her pregnant. Which do you want first? He was asked, ...

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

Thats Paddy !

I have received hundreds of messages requesting a recent picture.

Stacey48 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

You look happy. That is what matters.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

@GuyKeith OK ! You win.

I have received hundreds of messages requesting a recent picture.

Stacey48 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

You look happy. That is what matters.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

@GuyKeith Maybe you should find out and cause a big stink !

I have received hundreds of messages requesting a recent picture.

Stacey48 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

You look happy. That is what matters.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

@GuyKeith Don't they have to be certified as such or something !

I have received hundreds of messages requesting a recent picture.

Stacey48 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

You look happy. That is what matters.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

@GuyKeith Airlines accept goats now ?

I have received hundreds of messages requesting a recent picture.

Mooolah comments on Jul 20, 2018:

No. You look great. But you need socks with those sandals.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

@zorialoki But not pompus and know it all !

I have received hundreds of messages requesting a recent picture.

Mooolah comments on Jul 20, 2018:

No. You look great. But you need socks with those sandals.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

@GuyKeith With apologies @GermanGirl please !

I have received hundreds of messages requesting a recent picture.

SukiSue comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Your legs look awesome! ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

@GuyKeith Damn, is that what sets them off. Thanks for the info !

Should there be more women in politics ?

fishline79 comments on Jul 21, 2018:

I'm not gonna go there! You mean like Maggie, Benazir, Catherine the Great,Golda?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

How about Beyoncê, Marilyn M, Zaza G.......etc,etc !

Should there be more women in politics ?

Nukdookum comments on Jul 20, 2018:

I believe that our politicians should mirror or society. 65% women in society? Then there should be that many politicians!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

@Nukdookum See how easy it is !

I have received hundreds of messages requesting a recent picture.

Mooolah comments on Jul 20, 2018:

No. You look great. But you need socks with those sandals.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

@zorialoki Oops, don't tell them they are similar, they will start Workd War 111

Lets see you get your knickers in a twist over this one.

germangirl90439 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Oy ...

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Yip, got me stumped !

I have received hundreds of messages requesting a recent picture.

SukiSue comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Your legs look awesome! ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 21, 2018:

Whats with you and legs ? We all have them !