A few years ago, we girls were talking about how much work and pain we went through to keep our ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I love bush, HATE CLEAN SHAVEN.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 18, 2018:

@Hitchens Some more than others. Like me for instance !

A few years ago, we girls were talking about how much work and pain we went through to keep our ...

alanalorie comments on Jul 17, 2018:

very cute.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

Yes you are !

A few years ago, we girls were talking about how much work and pain we went through to keep our ...

bleurowz comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I like the way I am. And the last man I was with, he liked me, too.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

How are you !

This hard to believe ?

Bierbasstard comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Isn't that why they created dashboard mounts?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@fishline79 Nog in South Africa, we lovenout dash and. bonnet mounts

This hard to believe ?

fishline79 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I believe there is to be an app for ejaculation for the latest I-Phone. Then, when it is finished, it goes limp in your hand.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@fishline79 Add for humans !

I've placed my order with Amazon. Have you?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Read it ! First page says fuck you all, the rest of the pages are blank.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@ProudMary For sure, you can doodle on the blank pages.

This hard to believe ?

fishline79 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I believe there is to be an app for ejaculation for the latest I-Phone. Then, when it is finished, it goes limp in your hand.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@fishline79 Wow ! Technology is so human like !

This hard to believe ?

Bierbasstard comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Isn't that why they created dashboard mounts?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@fishline79 If she is Blond and pretty, why not ?

This hard to believe ?

fishline79 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I believe there is to be an app for ejaculation for the latest I-Phone. Then, when it is finished, it goes limp in your hand.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@fishline79 If it us limp how do you place it against your ear ? To get it working again do you have to put it in your mouth.

A few years ago, we girls were talking about how much work and pain we went through to keep our ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I love bush, HATE CLEAN SHAVEN.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@thinktwice Healthier for the girls too I hear !

This hard to believe ?

fishline79 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I believe there is to be an app for ejaculation for the latest I-Phone. Then, when it is finished, it goes limp in your hand.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

The phone or the app ? Imagine a limp phone !

This hard to believe ?

Bierbasstard comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Isn't that why they created dashboard mounts?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@Bierbasstard Joystick sounds better, and you can beat someone with it !

This hard to believe ?

Bierbasstard comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Isn't that why they created dashboard mounts?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@Bierbasstard Thats a Joystick, not a Steering wheel !

This hard to believe ?

Bierbasstard comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Isn't that why they created dashboard mounts?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@Bierbasstard On the steering wheel, Yes.

This hard to believe ?

ProudMary comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I thought the phrase "penis has slipped" meant something entirely different.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@Bierbasstard Limp because too much alcohol or alcohol because of too mych limp, that is the question ?

This hard to believe ?

Stacey48 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Whaaat? That's crazy.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@Stacey48 Thats why I said it.

This hard to believe ?

ProudMary comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I thought the phrase "penis has slipped" meant something entirely different.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@Bierbasstard shd didn't say pulled, she said slipped !

It is the humanitarian thing to do

VAL3941 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

My g/f wants sex 10 times a day. What shall I do to help her ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@zorialoki Done, done. No hope for me.

It is the humanitarian thing to do

VAL3941 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

My g/f wants sex 10 times a day. What shall I do to help her ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@ugly She will have ghem for breakfast.

This hard to believe ?

Stacey48 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Whaaat? That's crazy.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@Stacey48 Need a little help from your freinds.

This hard to believe ?

Bierbasstard comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Isn't that why they created dashboard mounts?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

Now you into irresponisible driving. What are you teaching the youngsters ?

This hard to believe ?

Stacey48 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Whaaat? That's crazy.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@Stacey48 It is not only hand held.

It is the humanitarian thing to do

VAL3941 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

My g/f wants sex 10 times a day. What shall I do to help her ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@zorialoki Already have, does not help.

This hard to believe ?

ProudMary comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I thought the phrase "penis has slipped" meant something entirely different.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

If that is what you thought please tell me where you thought 2nd place was ?

So... Blocked twice so far. Why?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

What are they doing in this group anyway ? Let them go back to the pansy groups !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@Stacey48 Then we remove them.

This hard to believe ?

Anonbene comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I believe it.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@Anonbene Mine too, but I am 74years old.

It is the humanitarian thing to do

VAL3941 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

My g/f wants sex 10 times a day. What shall I do to help her ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@zorialoki I am to old for this shit !

This hard to believe ?

Anonbene comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I believe it.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

Surveys are not always correct !

So... Blocked twice so far. Why?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

What are they doing in this group anyway ? Let them go back to the pansy groups !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@SukiSue Nothing to laugh about, kick them in the balls !

This hard to believe ?

Stacey48 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Whaaat? That's crazy.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

Why, at my age I can believe it !

This hard to believe ?

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Not in my house Or in the white house if Prezza Trump's pussy grabbing comments are to be believed

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

The survey does not take in dirty old men. LOL

This hard to believe ?

ProudMary comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Is that why some men are so grumpy?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

Could be !

Ok is it just me or does anyone else's skin crawl when they hear/read the much over used word ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

" Yummy ! A moist cluster fuck. Yum yum, my favourite words in one delish sentence. "

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@Marionville Maybe, maybe not ! But thanks for pointing it out to me. Had no idea I posted it twice. Have now deleted one.

I just cleared level 8. I also just realized I have a "brown star." Ummm, that's funny...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Congrats! Picture when you get the t-shirt!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@pepperjones And only the shirt !

Ok is it just me or does anyone else's skin crawl when they hear/read the much over used word ...

LadyAlyxandrea comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Not yummy, but I know lots of people dislike the word moist. My uncomfortable trigger word is cluster

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@LadyAlyxandrea, @Marionville How about a moist cluster fuck, that should do it for everyone !

Ok is it just me or does anyone else's skin crawl when they hear/read the much over used word ...

escapetypist comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Nope. No problem with the 'Y' word. It's deliciously short and precise for describing something tasty, mouth watering, delectable, choice, or otherwise savory.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

I agree. I like the word.

I was at the library with an African American friend this afternoon when he asked, "I wonder if they...

Stacey48 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

? Excuse me sir, the correct term is printer of color. Please inform your friend of this.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@Duke Whoever the shoe fits.

Good morning you good people. I am about to go forth and kick Monday's ass. Who's with me?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Already kicked it, now my toe hurts.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@ProudMary And so you should be ?

Good morning you good people. I am about to go forth and kick Monday's ass. Who's with me?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Already kicked it, now my toe hurts.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@ProudMary Get on your broomstick and fly my Angel, fly.

Good morning you good people. I am about to go forth and kick Monday's ass. Who's with me?

brentan comments on Jul 16, 2018:

I admire your confidence. Monday would always frighten and depress me. Coffee was the only weapon I had in my arsenal so I was under-equipped. I'm told that eating a protein-rich breakfast is a must to get you through the day. But confidence might be the very best thing!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@ProudMary Who's ?

Good morning you good people. I am about to go forth and kick Monday's ass. Who's with me?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Already kicked it, now my toe hurts.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@ProudMary If the will is there yoou can accomplish anything. LOL

I was at the library with an African American friend this afternoon when he asked, "I wonder if they...

Stacey48 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

? Excuse me sir, the correct term is printer of color. Please inform your friend of this.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

They are not clever enough, rather say a printer that prints colors. They will understand that better.

I was at the library with an African American friend this afternoon when he asked, "I wonder if they...

chalupacabre comments on Jul 16, 2018:

They even have some that shoot lasers!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

Wish that was me !

Another good Star Wars actor down the drain !

Nukdookum comments on Jul 16, 2018:

It shows that no matter how famous you are, depression and substance abuse can be devastating.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

He should have stuck to iron pills.

Samaria Gorge - longest gorge in Europe I believe.

escapetypist comments on Jul 16, 2018:

It's gorge-ous!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@minhmeister What ? Thought we were in the offenders group !

Good morning you good people. I am about to go forth and kick Monday's ass. Who's with me?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Already kicked it, now my toe hurts.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@ProudMary Nope, was hoping you would volenteer.

Another good Star Wars actor down the drain !

m16566 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

I had no idea that artoo-detoo led such a troubled life if only would have reached out to perhaps his best friend C3PO or maybe Luke they could have helped him

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

By this stage he is beyond help.

Another good Star Wars actor down the drain !

McVinegar comments on Jul 16, 2018:

So sad when good droids break bad.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

Blame it on build error.

Another good Star Wars actor down the drain !

GuyKeith comments on Jul 16, 2018:

He became despondent when his running mate turned out to be gay

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

Gay as in happy ?

You know, I think a lot about judging people.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Damn, and I am still waiting to see your legs.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@SukiSue That was you ????

Had court for my divorce this morning.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Thats wishful thinking. You think I want your baggage. Give 2 years then ask me !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@Lookin4love Thanks for the info, now you stand a chance. LOL

Another good Star Wars actor down the drain !

bleurowz comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Guess he took it hard when *Solo* didn't do well at the box office.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

Ha ha ha, suppose you could say so ?

Another good Star Wars actor down the drain !

VAL3941 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

So many likes but no comments. I am going to cry !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

Sticks48 beat me to it. Sorry Val3941

Another good Star Wars actor down the drain !

Sticks48 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

He does look a little trashed!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

Thank you, yes he does.

I'm getting pretty excited I'm almost to level 6 only two more levels to go and I get my t-shirt I ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

You will look better in purple.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@Drsmash253 See ! I don't like skinny.

Good morning you good people. I am about to go forth and kick Monday's ass. Who's with me?

ProudMary comments on Jul 16, 2018:

@VAL3941 @brentan @Sheannutt Apparently I was a little over-anticipatory and Monday has now kicked my ass. I dropped my office keys in my car between the seat and the console where they are now firmly wedged and will not come out. I found out I need new brakes and a wheel alignment. I purchased ...

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@ProudMary Know what ? I am just going to enjoy my Monday.

Something wrong with the NHS ?

chalupacabre comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Ouch!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

Double ouch !

Gay Wedding

VAL3941 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Everyone looks so happy !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@Gatovicolo Aaah, men.

Only in South Africa ! If you want a day off work ?

SukiSue comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Especially for mental health sick days.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

Good enough for me for any sick days.

Only in South Africa ! If you want a day off work ?

zorialoki comments on Jul 16, 2018:

I need some medicine, I am checking in

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

And they supply the good shit !

Only in South Africa ! If you want a day off work ?

Surfpirate comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Stay in that recovery room long enough and you'll be taking tomorrow off as well. ;)

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@Surfpirate Won't be the first time I have been locked up in pub.

Samaria Gorge - longest gorge in Europe I believe.

escapetypist comments on Jul 16, 2018:

It's gorge-ous!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@germangirl90439 ?

Samaria Gorge - longest gorge in Europe I believe.

escapetypist comments on Jul 16, 2018:

It's gorge-ous!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@germangirl90439 See, I am not all bad.

Only in South Africa ! If you want a day off work ?

Surfpirate comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Stay in that recovery room long enough and you'll be taking tomorrow off as well. ;)

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

Thats the general idea I think !

Samaria Gorge - longest gorge in Europe I believe.

escapetypist comments on Jul 16, 2018:

It's gorge-ous!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Have I ever denide it ?

Only in South Africa ! If you want a day off work ?

escapetypist comments on Jul 16, 2018:

In the US we call that truth in advertising. I always wonder what happened to J.J. from *Good Times*

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

Now you know ! Moved to S.A. !

Love And Friendship Meet

VAL3941 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

This is so soppy only women could appreciate it ! Not that there is anything wrong with it !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@Countrywoman My apologies ! I thought I was in thd offenders group. Got my groups mixed up. Sorry !

Samaria Gorge - longest gorge in Europe I believe.

escapetypist comments on Jul 16, 2018:

It's gorge-ous!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@minhmeister I cannot think of one inappropiate remark that would link the two. I am not made that way.

Samaria Gorge - longest gorge in Europe I believe.

escapetypist comments on Jul 16, 2018:

It's gorge-ous!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

It's a gorge, not a woman !

Love And Friendship Meet

VAL3941 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

This is so soppy only women could appreciate it ! Not that there is anything wrong with it !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@Countrywoman You are quite right, I am unique in that respect !

Only a woman is capable of saying something like this with a straight face.

silverotter11 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

First time checkin' out this group. THIS is the level of offensive??? Seems sorta mild. I will peruse other posts to get a better sense of 'offensive'.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 16, 2018:

@silverotter11 If thats what you think, OK. I will go along with it ! LOL

So.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Ask your B/f to untangle it for you. That should prove he loves you if he does. If he doesn't, well..........

VAL3941 replies on Jul 15, 2018:

@SukiSue Damn, glad I did not have to comb it.

How do you motivate yourself when motivation is down?

BucketlistBob comments on Jun 17, 2018:

I dont get motivated unless were taking a trip. Sad but true.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 15, 2018:

I don't get motivated unless there is beer at the end of it !

So.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Ask your B/f to untangle it for you. That should prove he loves you if he does. If he doesn't, well..........

VAL3941 replies on Jul 15, 2018:

@SukiSue How can you compare hair to a blanket ? Shit sticks to a blanket worse tgan hair.

I want to hear what people have to say.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Miss SukiSue, have you ever been real yourself ? The truth is always nicer when it is light hearted ! As the so called good lord said, take the splinter out your own eye before you throw rocks at my glass house, or something like that ! Have I got it right by any chance ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 15, 2018:

@SukiSue Fudge is nice, Chocolate cake works is better.

Only a woman is capable of saying something like this with a straight face.

silverotter11 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

First time checkin' out this group. THIS is the level of offensive??? Seems sorta mild. I will peruse other posts to get a better sense of 'offensive'.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 15, 2018:

@silverotter11 Well tickle me with a feather ! I got it all wrong but won't apologise. Just promise you won't leave us and I will reciprocate the feather tickling.

Only a woman is capable of saying something like this with a straight face.

silverotter11 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

First time checkin' out this group. THIS is the level of offensive??? Seems sorta mild. I will peruse other posts to get a better sense of 'offensive'.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 15, 2018:

@silverotter11 Wanting to check out other sites instead of staying here with all these nice assholes. We are a good group.

Only a woman is capable of saying something like this with a straight face.

silverotter11 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

First time checkin' out this group. THIS is the level of offensive??? Seems sorta mild. I will peruse other posts to get a better sense of 'offensive'.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 15, 2018:

@silverotter11 A dick is a dick, with or without boobies !

Elvis is alive:

Jolanta comments on Jul 14, 2018:

I could use one of those.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 15, 2018:

@Jolanta Aaaah ! I like kinky women.

I just need to rant.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Tell them all you are on your deathbed and want them come visit you. See the reactions then.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 15, 2018:

@graceylou Just make sure there are no bears about.

I just need to rant.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Tell them all you are on your deathbed and want them come visit you. See the reactions then.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 15, 2018:

@graceylou Damn, I will have to throw a wake for you when the time comes.

Elvis is alive:

Jolanta comments on Jul 14, 2018:

I could use one of those.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 15, 2018:

@Jolanta Thought you wanted to try one on for size.

Only a woman is capable of saying something like this with a straight face.

silverotter11 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

First time checkin' out this group. THIS is the level of offensive??? Seems sorta mild. I will peruse other posts to get a better sense of 'offensive'.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 15, 2018:

Have you eved seen a new dick ? Go look in the mirror !

The struggle is real...

pepperjones comments on Jul 13, 2018:

But they're so pretty!!!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@ProudMary One is taste ?

About blocking.. Am I being harsh?

Cast1es comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Sometime back I looked up how to block someone , but I've forgotten how it's done , and can't find the directions again . How do I block someone ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

Pick up a concrete block and throw itt at them.

The struggle is real...

pepperjones comments on Jul 13, 2018:

But they're so pretty!!!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@ProudMary I never said sweet, I said charming !

Is it a strange omen that I made level 8 at almost noon on Friday the 13th?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Wow !.... you deserve 2 T-shirts, one of each colour.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@zorialoki You can suggest it to admin.

Best Read ever ! [dailymaverick.co.za]

GuyKeith comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Won’t open in my tablet

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@GuyKeith Ask one of your USA Buddies to e-mail it to you. Does that help ?

The struggle is real...

pepperjones comments on Jul 13, 2018:

But they're so pretty!!!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@ProudMary Honesty is always the best polocy.

The struggle is real...

Stevil comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Vanity is why women wear them. Trying to make their breasts look like they're still 14 years okd.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

Today at 14 they are old.

The struggle is real...

pepperjones comments on Jul 13, 2018:

But they're so pretty!!!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@ProudMary Have I ever been otherwise ?

Elvis is alive:

Marionville comments on Jul 14, 2018:

How do you pee? The zipper is up at the navel!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@Marionville I am South African, no idea about the Aussies.

The struggle is real...

pepperjones comments on Jul 13, 2018:

But they're so pretty!!!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@ProudMary What do you mean again ? You still are pretty !

Elvis is alive:

Jolanta comments on Jul 14, 2018:

I could use one of those.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

With a real man in it ?

Elvis is alive:

Marionville comments on Jul 14, 2018:

How do you pee? The zipper is up at the navel!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

Long Penis.

The look :P

escapetypist comments on Jul 14, 2018:

But he told me he was 18

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@Marionville But it was a bullish post !

Could it be

escapetypist comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Ugh. Men kissing in public. I bet they're not even married

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

They are not kissing, just sharing a choccie.

The look :P

escapetypist comments on Jul 14, 2018:

But he told me he was 18

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

You or the bull ?

Bring it back !!!

escapetypist comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Public shaming is no longer acceptable. Studies show that public shaming leads taking personal responsibility, social awareness, and self-control

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

Yeah, and we cannot allow that to happen ever sgain.

Does “size"matter?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Of course size matters, ask any women.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@Cast1es They just too shy to talk about it.