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sassygirl3869 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Sad but true

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

See my comment above !

Would you get married if you met the right person and what would the marriage actually mean to you?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Why marry the Cow when milk is cheaper at the convenience store ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@Sensiwoman7 I think so too. Even the Beef I get from her is cheaper !

Reading through these Posts and comments, I am thinking how on earth can we claim we are having ...

Sticks48 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

If that was the criteria l wouldn't have signed on.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@Sticks48 Did you actually believe I would condone such non-sarcastic behaviour ?

Reading through these Posts and comments, I am thinking how on earth can we claim we are having ...

Surfpirate comments on Jul 8, 2018:

I thought we were having witty and fun conversations without most of the constraints that political correctness imposes on us in our normal lives. I hope you aren't offended because if you are then you're probably posting this on the wrong forum.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@Surfpirate Fuck that, too boring ! Can you imagine me calming down ? Thats the same day pigs will fly !

Reading through these Posts and comments, I am thinking how on earth can we claim we are having ...

Sticks48 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

If that was the criteria l wouldn't have signed on.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

Was just an observation !

Reading through these Posts and comments, I am thinking how on earth can we claim we are having ...

Surfpirate comments on Jul 8, 2018:

I thought we were having witty and fun conversations without most of the constraints that political correctness imposes on us in our normal lives. I hope you aren't offended because if you are then you're probably posting this on the wrong forum.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

Not offended at all. Was just making an observation but having liads of fun !

Marriage: Because you need to know you've been folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life.

azzow2 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Who knew there was a science to folding a bag of chips? It could be called Doritoalogy or Potatoestry.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

Or the science behind thd chip bag ?

Ladies, want a man?

Duchess comments on Jul 7, 2018:

If he's a single Atheist, I'll take him !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@GuyKeith The video does not show it, but I bet he kept one boar for himself for lunch ! Lol

Marriage: Because you need to know you've been folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life.

patchoullijulie comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Well of course you need to know.........oh wait.....oops! Yep. Old habits die hard. I am a reformed bag folder rectifier :S Please don't hate me...........

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@patchoullijulie Thats life ! There's his side, there's your side and the truth lies in a folded chip bag some where in the middle ? Lololol

Marriage: Because you need to know you've been folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life.

patchoullijulie comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Well of course you need to know.........oh wait.....oops! Yep. Old habits die hard. I am a reformed bag folder rectifier :S Please don't hate me...........

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

Oh ! So you are thd cause of the marriage break up ? Over folding a chip bag ???

Marriage: Because you need to know you've been folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

It is really hard to fold a bag of air and a few crispy bits !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@patchoullijulie See ! This whole chip bag folding thing is getting out of hand, no wonder marriages don't last ? LOLOLOL

Ladies, want a man?

Duchess comments on Jul 7, 2018:

If he's a single Atheist, I'll take him !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@GuyKeith He put it in his pocket so that he would not lose it in the water. Game, set and match ! LOL

Marriage: Because you need to know you've been folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

It is really hard to fold a bag of air and a few crispy bits !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@patchoullijulie Is there and are you supposed to fold it properly ?

We've got to add some international members so we can insult in foreign languages.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Fok julle mense, ek bly net hier en sê niks nie ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@SukiSue Wie het jou geleer om Afrikaans te praat ?

A piece of dating advice for women: Make bowling your first date.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

I thought bowling is what is done while playing cricket ? No holes there !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@Duke Cricket anywhere, USA or not ?

If you say "liberry" instead of "library", we can definitely be friends because I will always feel ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

You guys are all nuts !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@LenHazell53 Az you wisht ?

Are you non believers forum, or dating site?

LiterateHiker comments on Jul 8, 2018:

By posting this three times, it seems you are stuttering. Your question doesn't make sense.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@JustKip The ellusive Pimpernel ?

Marriage: Because you need to know you've been folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life.

SukiSue comments on Jul 8, 2018:

And that's just the beginning! There's lots of other things you'll find out you've been doing wrong too!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

Now, now, keep it clean ?

Are you non believers forum, or dating site?

LiterateHiker comments on Jul 8, 2018:

By posting this three times, it seems you are stuttering. Your question doesn't make sense.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@JustKip Who cares what he is, he stutters !

I'm sure I didn't make this up because it is too smart, but some years ago I came across this sage ...

Sticks48 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

I think you just said it! ☺

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@Sticks48 I will ?

To be Frank; I'd have to change my name.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Frankenstein would be better ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@Marionville Frankly, I don't care if you don't give a frankly damn about Frank or Frankenstein or Frand N Stein. Frank by any other name is still Frank ! LOLOLOL

To be Frank; I'd have to change my name.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Frankenstein would be better ?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@Marionville Not that I am aware of ? But to be frank Frankenstein would be better rather than changing your name to Frank, even if it was meant in a joke ?

Ladies, want a man?

Pook comments on Jul 7, 2018:

A real man would have the courage to let them be. If they died, it would strengthen their gene pool. Humans often think animals need their interventions. They do not. It's our arrogance that justifies our missteps.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@Sticks48 You could have fooled me ?

A question for men: how independent should your dream girl be?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Not at all, I want to dominate her ! LOL

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@Dreamer777 Now I am a point of view ?

Ladies, want a man?

escapetypist comments on Jul 7, 2018:

I rescued a wasp out of a swimming pool last month. Call me.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@GuyKeith, @Sticks48 Rather teach them to fly or walk on water !

Ladies, want a man?

Duchess comments on Jul 7, 2018:

If he's a single Atheist, I'll take him !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@GuyKeith Translated it means screw you I am married !

Ladies, want a man?

Pook comments on Jul 7, 2018:

A real man would have the courage to let them be. If they died, it would strengthen their gene pool. Humans often think animals need their interventions. They do not. It's our arrogance that justifies our missteps.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@Sticks48 WTF you guys argueing about. You can do nothing about rescue, whats done is done. Let it be ?

This question is going to be controversial, but with the subject matter it's to be expected.

MissaDixon comments on Jul 7, 2018:

I only like men with beards....So does that make me hairless hater? I don't think so.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@MissaDixon Your an alley right up my girl......sorry, girl right up my alley and I have a very long and experienced togue !?

A Trump supporter visiting Canad a told me that he thought we were all a bunch of passive/aggressive...

ProudMary comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Bwahahahaha!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@ProudMary Never thought otherwise, still wish we were closer though !

A Trump supporter visiting Canad a told me that he thought we were all a bunch of passive/aggressive...

ProudMary comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Bwahahahaha!