Why ? Why are women so beautiful, and men so ugly ?

rsabbatini comments on May 27, 2018:

Sometimes it is the opposite. Actor Pierce Brosnan and wife at the beach.

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

Would not know who his wife is even if I met her on the streets ?

The only reason we culturally allow the widespread mutilation of male genitals is because of ...

LeighShelton comments on May 27, 2018:

you answered your own question. religion is all powerful to stupid humans

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@QuintKnickers Church taxation is already being done here in SA. I am not circumsized. So it is not up to me to start the mutilation movement. But i will fight against the practise

Why ? Why are women so beautiful, and men so ugly ?

germangirl90439 comments on May 26, 2018:

?

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Damn ! and I lost again ! Was hopeful ? Lol

Do you want to be cremated or buried?

VAL3941 comments on May 27, 2018:

Hung upside down and dried, then cut into small pieces and sent to all churches for holy communion !

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@germangirl90439 You could do that for me and I will bring the wine ?

Why ? Why are women so beautiful, and men so ugly ?

germangirl90439 comments on May 26, 2018:

?

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Thought you find that amusing ?

The only reason we culturally allow the widespread mutilation of male genitals is because of ...

LeighShelton comments on May 27, 2018:

you answered your own question. religion is all powerful to stupid humans

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@QuintKnickers Sorry, that came across all wrong ! meant only allowed to mutilate thier own kids. I know it is wrong but at this point our hands are tied ?

Why ? Why are women so beautiful, and men so ugly ?

germangirl90439 comments on May 26, 2018:

?

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Not her , you silly ??? Lol

The English language can be strange indeed, where some words are antonyms of their logical meaning:...

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

Thats because the English are weird ?

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@Petter That is for sure !

The only reason we culturally allow the widespread mutilation of male genitals is because of ...

LeighShelton comments on May 27, 2018:

you answered your own question. religion is all powerful to stupid humans

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@QuintKnickers They can only not mutilate thier own kids ?

Would put me off!

McVinegar comments on May 27, 2018:

Marriage?

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

You beat me to it, Damn !!! Lol

Any advice on overcoming the sheer terror of teaching a teenager to drive?

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

Get someone else to teach them. Takes the pressure off you !

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@IAMGROOT Good luck ! And I really mean that !

Damn I really need to get a real life

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

Damn ! You really need to get laid ?

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@WillP2020 Same as us humans !!! Lol

The No Vote has co conceeded defeat in The Vote On Abortion In The Republic Of Ireland.

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

All the Irish are interested in is Guiness !

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@Coldo Sorry ! Stand corrected ! Lol

Life is too short to wear bad shoes.

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

So why don't you walk about bard footed ?

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@bleurowz I have the same problem with my under wear ?

Why ? Why are women so beautiful, and men so ugly ?

AnneWimsey comments on May 26, 2018:

Helena Rubenstein, founder of a huge cosmetics empire in the 50's, and Not naturally beautiful, famously said, "there are no ugly women, only lazy ones". True forever!

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

And even lazyier men !

Why ? Why are women so beautiful, and men so ugly ?

germangirl90439 comments on May 26, 2018:

?

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Thought maybe you could join me in fantesy ?

Any advice on overcoming the sheer terror of teaching a teenager to drive?

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

Get someone else to teach them. Takes the pressure off you !

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@IAMGROOT OK! Lifex a bitch ! Then we die.

Damn I really need to get a real life

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

Damn ! You really need to get laid ?

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@WillP2020 Eggs are laid too !

I've been drastically curtailing my FB usage but today saw an ad for this site and decided to check ...

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

Fuck facebook !

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@Abaddon Pleased for the laugh !

Weather report: Plumb Alley Day, a town fest that has gained fame and now draws more visitors than ...

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

Don't care about their rain, we still have a drought on here ?

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@BookDeath Not that bad . The start of ou rainy season now, good rains so far. Thanks anyway !

Posing for a photo shoot

Sheannutt comments on May 26, 2018:

Oh how cute.

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@Sheannutt Damn !!! Lost again ! Lol

Posing for a photo shoot

pixiedust comments on May 26, 2018:

What a beautiful little calico! Our 17 year old callie likes to sleep in a similar basket that we keepin the hallway.

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@pixiedust Yip, so true ,

The English language can be strange indeed, where some words are antonyms of their logical meaning:...

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

Thats because the English are weird ?

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

@Petter That is why the language is weird ?

Why ? Why are women so beautiful, and men so ugly ?

Katrik comments on May 26, 2018:

There are beautiful men, and ugly women as well my friend.

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

All women are beautiful ?.

Why ? Why are women so beautiful, and men so ugly ?

xyz123 comments on May 26, 2018:

In all species one sex or the other is the 'attractvie' one and one is very plain. The bulk of vertebrate species it is the male that has the color, shape, size, plumage, or whatever that is attractive to the female. Humans just happen to belong to the few species in which women or attractive and ...

VAL3941 replies on May 27, 2018:

This was a tongue in cheek question !

Why ? Why are women so beautiful, and men so ugly ?

germangirl90439 comments on May 26, 2018:

?

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@patchoullijulie Keep out of this please ! Lol

Why ? Why are women so beautiful, and men so ugly ?

germangirl90439 comments on May 26, 2018:

?

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Big boobs, wonder what she is like nakked ? Lol

Why ? Why are women so beautiful, and men so ugly ?

germangirl90439 comments on May 26, 2018:

?

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Just saw your age on your profile. A wise woman. I am 74 so........?

Posing for a photo shoot

germangirl90439 comments on May 26, 2018:

Sweet!

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Yeah, just a reminder !

Can pets be "bad",Or are there just bad owners?

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

As an ex Dog trainer, both security and civilian, it could be both ! But 99% of the time it is the owners or previous owners. !

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@BearMcClure Yes sir ??? I have never been knighted by the Queen, so you cannot call me Sire !

Posing for a photo shoot

Sheannutt comments on May 26, 2018:

Oh how cute.

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

Me or the cat ??

Any advice on overcoming the sheer terror of teaching a teenager to drive?

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

Get someone else to teach them. Takes the pressure off you !

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@IAMGROOT Only because youbgot to teach him/her ???

I'd like to introduce my good friend @ordermatters to the community! He's German too .

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

Is this start of the 4th Reich ??   Hello !

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Laugh if you want but my knees ard still shaking ?

Posing for a photo shoot

pixiedust comments on May 26, 2018:

What a beautiful little calico! Our 17 year old callie likes to sleep in a similar basket that we keepin the hallway.

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

This basket keeps getting movedto suit ghe cats whims ?

Posing for a photo shoot

germangirl90439 comments on May 26, 2018:

Sweet!

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

And lazy !

Why ? Why are women so beautiful, and men so ugly ?

germangirl90439 comments on May 26, 2018:

?

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

You mean you still have to think about it, at your age ??

Why ? Why are women so beautiful, and men so ugly ?

CreativelyMe comments on May 26, 2018:

Because women love the gift inside the package and men love the package?

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

Can't see it in this case ?

Why do people have such a fascination for crystals, from long before quacks and charlatans started ...

CreativelyMe comments on May 25, 2018:

You said it best when you said "MAn seems to have primitive "magpie" instinct." I personally love it ALL. Rocks, flowers, animals, waterfalls...and have no need to possess any of it. No magpie instincts can overrule my knowledge of the instinct lol

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@CreativelyMe OK! You win. I will now keep quiet ! Lol

Any advice on overcoming the sheer terror of teaching a teenager to drive?

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

Get someone else to teach them. Takes the pressure off you !

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@IAMGROOT Thats not a bad thing, is it ?

I'd like to introduce my good friend @ordermatters to the community! He's German too .

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

Is this start of the 4th Reich ??   Hello !

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@germangirl90439 OK ! Wiĺ keep my distancd !

I almost made a terrible mistake.

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

You guys are making me hungry !!!

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@BufftonBeotch Now I am convinced you are pregnant ! WIth triplets !

Is it really possible to live your life and not have any regrets.

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

If you realise that the regrets that you have are of your own choosing, Yes you can ?

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@Crimson67 Still your own choice ?

Any advice on overcoming the sheer terror of teaching a teenager to drive?

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

Get someone else to teach them. Takes the pressure off you !

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@IAMGROOT Here in S.A too but we can only get motor car license 18 !

It was a long winter in my part of Canada and a spring that never seemed to get here but summer is ...

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

Hey is that where snowflakes are grown ?

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@Surfpirate OK ! Always wondered ?

Why do people have such a fascination for crystals, from long before quacks and charlatans started ...

CreativelyMe comments on May 25, 2018:

You said it best when you said "MAn seems to have primitive "magpie" instinct." I personally love it ALL. Rocks, flowers, animals, waterfalls...and have no need to possess any of it. No magpie instincts can overrule my knowledge of the instinct lol

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@CreativelyMe But that is also a semi precious stone ? Semi precious like me ? LOL

I'd like to introduce my good friend @ordermatters to the community! He's German too .

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

Is this start of the 4th Reich ??   Hello !

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@germangirl90439 I don'tbwant to make an enemie of you ? ( smiles)

Why do people have such a fascination for crystals, from long before quacks and charlatans started ...

CreativelyMe comments on May 25, 2018:

You said it best when you said "MAn seems to have primitive "magpie" instinct." I personally love it ALL. Rocks, flowers, animals, waterfalls...and have no need to possess any of it. No magpie instincts can overrule my knowledge of the instinct lol

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@CreativelyMe Does not really mattef, take your pick ?

Any ex-LDS women on here?

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

Don't you mean LSD .??

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@SallyMc You are forgiven !

Is it really possible to live your life and not have any regrets.

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

If you realise that the regrets that you have are of your own choosing, Yes you can ?

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@RobLes I wouldn't know ?

I almost made a terrible mistake.

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

You guys are making me hungry !!!

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@BufftonBeotch You are just weird......or Pregnant ?

How long have you been/were you agnostic?

VAL3941 comments on May 26, 2018:

All my life, Why ???

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@kauva Good ! Hope it is both ?

I'd like to introduce my good friend @ordermatters to the community! He's German too .

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

Is this start of the 4th Reich ??   Hello !

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Just pulling your leg mydear ? Lol

Damn I really need to get a real life

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

Damn ! You really need to get laid ?

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@WillP2020 Laid = sex !

What's something you finally figured out?

IAS1 comments on May 26, 2018:

Great ! I want to be with you

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

You just want to get into a tent naked with her ???

Damn I really need to get a real life

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

Damn ! You really need to get laid ?

VAL3941 replies on May 26, 2018:

@artnerd Get out there and do your thing man !!

1:30am Friday.

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

What kind of plants ? Vegetables, Flowers ???

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@AstralSmoke Yeah, like taking the mickey out of each other ?

Why do people have such a fascination for crystals, from long before quacks and charlatans started ...

CreativelyMe comments on May 25, 2018:

You said it best when you said "MAn seems to have primitive "magpie" instinct." I personally love it ALL. Rocks, flowers, animals, waterfalls...and have no need to possess any of it. No magpie instincts can overrule my knowledge of the instinct lol

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@CreativelyMe Any particular one ?

Why the USA doesn't use the metric system?

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

So S.A. is way ahead of the U.S.A. .??

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@ruben68 I made the comment tongue in cheek !

This made me laugh...

VAL3941 comments on May 24, 2018:

Sorry, I don't get it ?

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@thislife Thanks, but rather remove myself from commentjng then !

FOOOOOD!!!

Mea comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I tried pickled pig's feet once. Would not recommend.

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@Sticks48 This a South African dish !

The new recycling bag apparently warrants an above-normal level of investigation.

AmiSue comments on May 25, 2018:

Always recycle your kitties.

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

I recycle my ex-bags !

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering

XxDARKNEXUSxX comments on May 25, 2018:

Damm Republican cops

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

Hey ! I live in South Africa ! Lol

1:30am Friday.

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

What kind of plants ? Vegetables, Flowers ???

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@AstralSmoke And what did you find amusing ? Lol

1:30am Friday.

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

What kind of plants ? Vegetables, Flowers ???

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@AstralSmoke Not maybe ! Foe sure !

What is your favorite most insightful atheist book, and who was it by?

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

" No sacred cows " by David McAfee and " What do you do with a chocolate jesus " by Thomas Quinn. Good reading !

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@Mkumar You should enjoy them both !

What is your favorite most insightful atheist book, and who was it by?

Waterbaby comments on May 25, 2018:

My short answer: Why I Am Not A Christian, by Bertrand Russell. I read it when i was in collegenot part of any assignment. I think i just found it in the University of Washington Bookstore. In HS i had taken the most lifechanging class in my whole life. Although i didnt know that then. A ...

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

Hope you ard now a full time writer ?

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering

germangirl90439 comments on May 25, 2018:

Good pun :)

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

No, no ! It actually happened ! Lol

The truth about the virgin birth

farmboy2017 comments on May 25, 2018:

Man, that's as bad as some of my jokes:)

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

Trying to top you ! Lol

The truth about the virgin birth

Surfpirate comments on May 25, 2018:

I thought Jesus was a Capicorn, turns out he was a Capitalist Bastard.

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

What do you expect with parents like his ?

The truth about the virgin birth

SamHarrisFan comments on May 25, 2018:

This cartoon is awesome! Hilarious! Thanks for posting VAL.

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

Glad to help you out !

Creationist

germangirl90439 comments on May 25, 2018:

LOL .. uh huh .. yeah right!

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

What is ??

Creationist

farmboy2017 comments on May 25, 2018:

It's tough being god, uhm, God.

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

Don't know, never met him to ask him ?

Why do people have such a fascination for crystals, from long before quacks and charlatans started ...

CreativelyMe comments on May 25, 2018:

You said it best when you said "MAn seems to have primitive "magpie" instinct." I personally love it ALL. Rocks, flowers, animals, waterfalls...and have no need to possess any of it. No magpie instincts can overrule my knowledge of the instinct lol

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

You did nog value your enfagement ring ???

Sooo.

CalvinJoe comments on May 25, 2018:

Say fuck off

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

You beat me to it ? Lol

Creationist

CreativelyMe comments on May 25, 2018:

This one actually made me laugh.

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

I am pleased I made one person laugh today ! ( smiles )

1:30am Friday.

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

What kind of plants ? Vegetables, Flowers ???

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@BucketlistBob Yip happens to me a lot !

I had to do another because I am such an incorrigible art seeker.

VAL3941 comments on May 24, 2018:

I thought this was a chocolate jesus ???

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@AmelieMatisse My Pleasure !

Who has Lyme disease?

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

I love lymes, especially in my Vodka ?

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@Gert That is when one falls on your head !

Mystery Door So my sister and I were going out for lunch when we found this door.

VAL3941 comments on May 23, 2018:

Why the Fuck don't you open it and see ??

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@Cha Try "acra ca drag ba" Open Sesame. It might help ?

If anybody feels they can explain men to me, I'd appreciate that. I need a refresher course.

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

We are simple folk, Any good gesture pleases us !

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@Faithless1 And ???

Sapiosexuals versus people who attract lower intelligence mates.

VAL3941 comments on May 24, 2018:

Sapiosexuals think they are superior to others, just shows their true selves ?

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@Beach_slim Could be either or ? Does it matter ?

Do you, once you hit level 7 or 8 quit posting and just make comments?

gloriadeb comments on May 25, 2018:

I simply don't understand why levels and points are important. There's some lemming type behavior that it instigates and I wish it wasn't even here. I suppose it keeps people engaged. Any entity, whether it be commerce or this type of site, needs it's customers. How would the site change if this...

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

Obviously you don't need a shirt ? I can't afford to buy my own shirts ! Lol

1:30am Friday.

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

What kind of plants ? Vegetables, Flowers ???

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@BucketlistBob OK! Keep your shirt on ! Was only pulling your leg !

I had to do another because I am such an incorrigible art seeker.

VAL3941 comments on May 24, 2018:

I thought this was a chocolate jesus ???

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@AmelieMatisse Have you read " What do you do with a chocolate Jesus " by Thomas Quinn ? Good read

1:30am Friday.

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

What kind of plants ? Vegetables, Flowers ???

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@BucketlistBob, @dellik Have never seen vegetable and flower plants next toba cooling tower ?

1:30am Friday.

VAL3941 comments on May 25, 2018:

What kind of plants ? Vegetables, Flowers ???

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@BucketlistBob So you retired rich ???

What's the one thing that should be taught in high school that isn't?

VAL3941 comments on May 24, 2018:

Housework, perhaps ???

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@kensmile4u Who cleaned up after ? Lol

FOOOOOD!!!

Mea comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I tried pickled pig's feet once. Would not recommend.

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@Sticks48 Pigs feet, cleaned and hooves removed. Quite delicious !

Any hotheads here?

pranays comments on May 20, 2018:

Im initially from India and we have alot of hot peppers. But never want to try something really spicy which will get me admitted in hospital and no I have never been pranked. Red Chilly is a common ingrediet of my "Curry" which I almost daily have

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@pranays Wine, women and song ? Quite agree ! Lol

I had to do another because I am such an incorrigible art seeker.

VAL3941 comments on May 24, 2018:

I thought this was a chocolate jesus ???

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@AmelieMatisse We could both become chocoholics ?

DRUGS All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

HoracioM comments on May 24, 2018:

They should call it Schwing.

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

And where is the schwang ?

What's the one thing that should be taught in high school that isn't?

VAL3941 comments on May 24, 2018:

Housework, perhaps ???

VAL3941 replies on May 25, 2018:

@kensmile4u Help you with your house work ???

DRUGS All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

mistymoon77 comments on May 24, 2018:

This is a golden oldie ... thanks for the post. funny shit right there

VAL3941 replies on May 24, 2018:

You are welcome.

Greetings to all! I'm a widow who lives so far out in rural Idaho that they don't even deliver mail ...

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home ! Post, comment and jusf enjoy yourself. Plenty of friends here !

VAL3941 replies on May 24, 2018:

@MidnightSolo You sure are. We are all freinds here !

Hey! I'm at 48 hours without a cigarette! I nearly blew it last night after having a drink I wanted...

VAL3941 comments on May 24, 2018:

Whenever you feel the urge, just tell yourself " not now, later "   it seems to help ? It did me !

VAL3941 replies on May 24, 2018:

@pepperjones Thank goodness for that. It did wonders for me !

DRUGS All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

AwarenessNow comments on May 24, 2018:

Hilarious!

VAL3941 replies on May 24, 2018:

I thought so too !

DRUGS All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

EMC2 comments on May 24, 2018:

Excellent, thanks for the post.

VAL3941 replies on May 24, 2018:

Glad you enjoyed it ?

Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!

Atheistic-Jew comments on May 24, 2018:

Appreciative groan. ?

VAL3941 replies on May 24, 2018:

Thank you said the coffee !

DRUGS All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

CrazyQuilter comments on May 24, 2018:

What do yall say instead of OMG!

VAL3941 replies on May 24, 2018:

WTF. Perhaps ???

DRUGS All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

Qualia comments on May 24, 2018:

LOL

VAL3941 replies on May 24, 2018:

Yeah, I thought so too..