How about we have a few satirical type Jesus cartoons for a bit of a laugh?

Willow_Wisp comments on May 1, 2021:

I made this one in my first twenty minutes with photo shop. I call it "The Power of God" how Christian Culture tries to see god in everything. Feel free to meme, it has no commercial value for me.

Idaho lawmaker resigns after a 'terrified' 19-year-old aide detailed rape allegations

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 30, 2021:

This is far from over, resigning from a cushy job where it's easy to crime isn't punishment, even if it feels like it is. He wants us to see his "sacrifice" but that was going to happen with or without his consent.

The 13th Warrior, one of Antonio Banderas best roles in my opinion. [youtube.com]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 30, 2021:

The wild men sort of match early Roman reports from Western Britannia about people that lived on flesh and wore skins. At one point the Romans marched an entire Legion into the Northwestern portion of the Island and vanished, something that's never happened before or since. News of the vanishing traumatized Rome so much they went into full Trump mode and built a wall, Hadrian's Wall to protect themselves from the wild Scotsmen.

CNN - Men with badges tried to stop CNN reporter, but they weren't police [youtube.com]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 30, 2021:

So either they walk away validating the former count, or they report a different result, either way it's no big deal, the election has already been validated. The fake officers should be arrested, there should be either state or federal law criminalizing the impersonation of municipal, state, or federal officers. If they're security they should be clearly identifiable as mall cops and they have no more authority than the mall cops. They could try to report the CNN reporters to the police but the police already instructed the crew about where to go in and where to enter. This white supremacy cult has to be put down by the courts and public action. If it's legal to wear clothes like that as a mall cop then change the law or create one. We can't have mall cop tough guys and Archie Bunkers walking around thinking they have this kind of authority, they DO NOT!

5 Things Those Out of Control Libs Will Never Cancel [satiricalfacts.com]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 30, 2021:

pift

How scientists caught footage of 'the kraken' after centuries of searching Tricking the giant ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 30, 2021:

White light down there is like trying to attract deaf people with a rock band at best and like trying to attract people with migraines using a spot light at worst.

MORE INFO ABOUT THE CENTNER SCHOOL OWNERS HAVE COME TO LIGHT RECENTLY 4/30/2021 David and ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 30, 2021:

If it doesn't promote health and life how can they associate such stuff with "Good?" Get vaccinated!

I really don't know what this is about but it's been bouncing around in my head a lot lately.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 30, 2021:

We as a species know a lot more than we as a culture let on. People that condemn the CDC for saying that mask weren't necessary on day one of the pandemic but later said mask would save your life will never comprehend the concept of a feedback loop nor how never changing your mind because of a religious view like "the rapture" or "trickle down" are bad. Thinking is better than "going with your gut", if you have a counselor say "trust your gut" your gut should be screaming run the fuck away!

RichieO posted this in Critical Thinking group but I thought it funny enough for this group too! :-D

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Yep, it's like the skeptic that went to the beach with a cup. He scoops up some seawater then proclaims there are no whales in the sea, because he took a sample and no whales were detected.

That's love

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Hell to the No! I don't know what that is, but it's not love.

I'm choosing number 2.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Really sorry to have to say that back then ties hadn't evolved yet....

This really shocked me, God knows what the pious will think? :-D

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Sexy? Sleazy?

Mysterious 7,000-year-old stone structures may be part of prehistoric cattle cult ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Perhaps this is the remnants of their cattle industry. Not everything carved in stone is religious.

Catholic Bishops Want to Stop Joe Biden from Accepting Communion in Church | Hemant Mehta | Friendly...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Then we're in agreement the Catholic Bishops and I. I don't want anyone to take communion in any church of any denomination.

Bhutan

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 29, 2021:

I had a friend there, but visiting is out of the question. I love that they have the worlds highest and scariest airport. They definitely live in 3D.

He is dreaming 😅 I took these shots this afternoon.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Cats have to be assholes, so we can relate to them and vice versa.

Farewell, Doris.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 29, 2021:

The fun part is when they sit it down and she's still in one piece. She'd normally be happy about it but she's been through a lot of changes recently and seems emotionally distant.

QAnon fans are obsessed with Arizona vote "audit," still hoping for Trump comeback | Salon.com

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Honestly a highly trained team of government hackers can't determine who Q is? Really!? Is anyone even trying? What if it's all coming from an ip in Moscow? Why isn't anyone talking about this?

NY Post Reporter Resigns, Says She Was 'Ordered' To Write False Kamala Harris Story | HuffPost

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 29, 2021:

There’s at least another hundred published lies going on every day by conservative liars. Why not, if they’re willing to commit insurrection why would anyone think they won’t intentionally lie about their self proclaimed enemies. Uniformed officers intentionally murdering law abiding black citizens, immigrant children being ruthlessly taken from their families. Anti LGBTQ+ and anti-feminist legislation. We should have seen this coming since the Nixon administration.

Now that's what a president does

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

When even the corporate dems acknowledge we need far more progressive policies to just stay viable in almost every area of our society I can only say it’s about time. This gives me hope. Biden is the man of the right moment, historically moderate so he could get elected, and realistic enough to see what’s called for even if it’s left of what people expected of him. He’ll manage it too, frankly congress won’t fight a white man as desperately and aggressively as they did Obama which is just another bit of evidence of systemic racism. Bernie said the Biden plan is the most progressive he’s ever seen. Good enough for Bernie, good enough for me. Bravo Joe, Bravo!

Genuine cat love

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Five thousand years ago humans worshiped cats a fact cats have never forgotten.

Trees experimenting with different reproductive strategies.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

She’s not interested in men, she already has wood.

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges.

That is cute

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Water beds, water heads, I could see this becoming a new fad.

Fox anchor loses it denying that Rudy Guiliani committed treason against America [rawstory.com]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

I’m hopeful that the entire GOP insane clown posse gets rounded up and held accountable for their actions. It would be a laugh riot to listen to lesser Republicans bitch about Tucker and Hannity not being on air as they serve out their jail sentences. I know it won’t happen but a girl can dream.

There (their, they're) you (ewe,yew) go...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

The “th” sound is unique to English which uses it this way, that way, then and there, throughout. At least it’s not like the French nasal talking, or Bushman clicks but it’s still awkward for people learning the language.

My sentiments exactly...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

OMG I love this one!

LesbianActivity: Twitter Mocks Canadian Lawmaker’s Stance on Conversion Therapy | Val Wilde | ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

"Conversion Therapy" is like "Military Intelligence" or "Jumbo Shrimp" but worse as it doesn't exist and can't work while there's at least some rationale behind the concepts I compared it too. It's the modern equivalent of dowsing or horoscopes but worse. Imagine a "Conversion Therapy" for people that want to be "gay" and no longer "straight", sure you wouldn't get any takers and if people are coerced it will not work. Sure some self loathing gays (invariably raised religious) volunteer, but even they're being coerced by a religion they didn't choose. Why not have a "Species Therapy" to fix the sad fact that we're delusional primates that have no power over our psychology once we get down to honest biology. We're a species of control freaks that have less control over ourselves than we can accept and no power whatsoever to control others even if closely related by genetics. What helpless, clueless beings we are. The only way to solve the dilemma if it's that bad for you is to accept people as is, and that includes yourself. Some of us can at least get that far, and that's about as good as it gets.

I'm always amazed at the scammer police here.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Typically I ignore them and everyone else. One time it annoys me so I say something a bit hostile and a poll goes up. BTW, my answer doesn't fit in the pole options you presented and frankly goes something like, "My response will vary with my mood and whatever is driving that isn't your business."

Diner patron tells Fox News: 'Like it says in the Bible.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Someone, a Reagan conservative, told me that "Greed is good" is in the Bible. I told him that if he can find it for me I'd be happy to show him the Periodic chart of elements in their original Aramaic form. He agreed... Still waiting for the "Greed is Good" thing.

Medieval sword unearthed in Poland might be from Battle of Grunwald This sword may have belonged to...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

It's Europe, there's ancient artifacts aplenty all over the place. In ancient Greece stone age knives and arrow heads were so plentiful that they believed those tools were the gift of the Gods. They preferred newer tools and weapons, but if you needed one and got caught without one you could just look around and find something at least sort of useful on the ground. They also found mammoth bones and thought they were the bones of heroes in their mythology and would hold funerals. Sadly early anthropologist had no consideration for todays paleontologist and simply threw those bones away, by the thousands.

Hi guys, what r u up too?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

The middle one is a trouble maker you can tell by how little respect he has for the photographer because he's sticking his tongue out at her.

How those fun little bubble machines got invented.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

I love this. Normal people scare me.

In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

I loved his anthropomorphised death. Especially in the pub where the owner is intent on winning the bet with the in-sewer-ants tourist with the Sapient Pearwood luggage. Priceless. I also loved his version of the big bang theory and cosmology concerning A'Tuin the great turtle. Many theorized that A'Tuin was going to some cosmic breading ground so they were all concerned with A'Tuin's sex because it would be the end of their world if A'Tuin is female and a male climes on top of her... aka "Big bang" theory. He also did an analogy for creationism in his parable of the puddle. Very insightful.

Oh, Lordy, Lord-Lord!

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

With a sir name like Fudge she might be better at things other than fingering that she might not have considered.

Confidence!! Always with the confidence!!😂😂

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

She was obviously convinced to have such faith by someone that's been lying to her. That's how all faith is created.

Obviously Lindsey Graham needs his contacts updated...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Mansplain the difference between a snail trail and a clam stamp.

US Pentagon says leaked UFO video is authentic Sure, blinking lights are necessary on a space ship.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 28, 2021:

They thought this was a huge deal so they validate a few videos and the entire internet yawned. Since the Pentagon is in on it I wonder what they’re actually trying to distract us from. Drones and CGI made convincing fakes inevitable. Either way something’s up and it doesn’t take the entire pentagon to validate a fraud. This is NOT extraordinary evidence and it’s not worth paying attention too it until some extraordinary evidence is provided, until then it’s an adolescent attempt to distract the public from a real issue as far as I’m concerned.

At least we can buy it now...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

The Cracker farmers in south Alabama and the Panhandle of Florida in the early 1800’s would use corn cobs. Since the corn had to be boiled for the cob to be soft you had to eat at least enough to keep your ass wiped. Per bowel movement you wanted at least 3 cobs, two red, one white. You used the first red one then the white one to determine if you needed to use the second white one. Waste not. Then when the Sears Roebuck catalogs came out, decades before toilet paper everyone wanted one even though everyone was too poor to order anything. The catalogs were used even after TP was available until Sears started sending out color catalogs which proved too slick for their previous use. People at the time, men in particular were embarrassed that they used toilet paper the way many rural men in the twentieth century felt embarrassed if they were confronted with a bidet. I told you all that I’m really old right? For three years I lived with a grandfather that was born in 1875 and a grandmother who gave birth to my dad in 1929, her fourth child. I had nothing to do but hear their stories, it’s like having life experiences going back almost a century and a half. From post civil war reconstruction to helicopters on Mars. What a life.

Based on another post I saw earlier! 🙄

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

I couldn’t agree more and I’m frustrated and exhausted with the medical community because there’s a lot of gate keeping designated specifically to be obstacles to trans people. I sort of get the gate keeping if we’re talking about trans youth but for gods sake why put adults through the red tape just to get hormone replacement therapy. It’s not required by the state of California but endocrinologist out here still require WPATH add pandemic and you’ll see my dilemma. Yet despite all my issues I trust the cis WPATH wielding Nazi endocrinologist over male talking heads and legislators.

Living here near the beach i can verify that

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

I believe that you best be careful not to get a hypodermic syringe stuck in your foot. Beaches are nasty!

FOXandFASCISTS DomesticTerrorists SEDITION Want Children To Get COVID To Close Schools & They Want ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

What a clown posy, and they're all about destroying America by replacing the government with authoritarianism. Vile disgusting fascist terrorism.

Oh, I'm a Lumberjack...wait, I mean Viking!

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

More men would come out as gay if they could figure out how to do so while sounding macho. Macho men.

"Born to be mild..."

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Same people in both pictures, they just evolved a bit more in the bottom one.

Is your Life Insurance paid up???

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

She appears to be planting refrigerators. She said to tell you that.

Late Night with Seth Meyers Caitlyn Jenner Announces Run for Governor of California ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Caitlyn Jenner is a cringe assault on the trans community. We're really tolerant, until you advocate for fascist terrorist. Fascist can talk about radical Antifa, but until Antifa commits insurrection it's like listening to anti-American russian propaganda frankly, and Caitlyn is all for that shit. Fuck her.

Tucker Carlson encourages viewers to confront those wearing masks | CNN [youtu.be]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Please bro, come at me, I dare you MF.

Let's play a thought game.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

I’d ask to be a cis female, age, race, and level of attractiveness could be at gods discretion. I’m sick of dying of dysphoria. Women with prostates don’t need to worry about hell, we’ve lived in hell all our lives.

Crisis on the Right? [nytimes.com]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

I can't get to the link, but in any case who cares if they're in crises just so long as they actually become the public joke they were secretly all along. Apparently nytimes wants me to shit or get off the pot, so I got off the pot.

Daddy's girl

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

This makes me think of an art project I did once. I called it divine power. It was throughly hated by all non atheist. I felt like I accomplished something.

A fact I was unaware of

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

Horses aren't the only ungulate mammals abused by primates. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r9xdEwqUHw

Salted caramel milk shakes 😋 Craving? 😂 me too!

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

I'm a real bitch, I'd prefer a hot dog, thank you very much.

I knew it!!!!

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

This was always the biggest world crises, I came to that at nine years old watching the Democratic National Convention in 1968. You can't fix stubborn ignorance. The American love affair with fascism should tell you all you need to know. Like Henry Ford was such a fascist that Adolph Hitler wrote about him in "Mein Kampf" and Henry kept a copy of that book on his work desk 24/7 with a prominent portrait of Hitler on the wall, so even the Nazis were inspired by American fascism. The least mature and least democratic solution is to make people do things using brute physical force, and that's what "white supremacist" designed the police to be about. They can't win if we stand by our values which are more charitable than "Christian values", which is just a contradiction in terms.

The Omen: The Artist...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

My father would beat me when I was a child, he's dead now, who's next?

Oh what a shame lol

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

He looks like he just watched "The Passion", the worst comedy ever!

Gothic Mug ✨ Hello! Hello! 👋 😅 I got a question 🤭 - would you like to try to use ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 27, 2021:

No thanks, I have the real ones, much better. And they're both easier to get and cheaper.

The Census is finally official (as of Monday, April 26, 4 PM EDST) ; and the effect on the Electoral...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 26, 2021:

California lost a Congressional seat. 😤 However I doubt the census was accurate this time, between people living in their cars and the Trump administration trying to do to the census what they tried to do to the US postal service. Fucking fascist bastards.

I'm fairly certain this question has been asked before, but let's see an update.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 26, 2021:

I like people I just don't like them enough to put up with their crap on a day to day basis. I'm not about to spend $50.00 to find out which sub species of introvert I am either. This falls into over analyzing yourself, if you're like me you'll just always be the first to go as a crowd starts to gather.

Chadwick Boseman fans furious after shocking Oscars loss

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 26, 2021:

He was born the year I graduated from High School. So young.

I can relate...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 25, 2021:

Yep 👍

I’ve studied Psychology and hypnosis.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 25, 2021:

That’s why many holy roller churches are reminiscent of voodoo rituals. Shocking that the correlation isn’t noted more often.

What would a masochist go if they died

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 25, 2021:

In the name of the “Father” and the “Son” and “Into the hole he goes!” Everything that happens after is boring.

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much”...............Oscar Wilde.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 25, 2021:

Love your enemies it’ll drive them nuts.

If your woman is shutting you out and distancing herself or if she's already made up her mind that ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 24, 2021:

This works for everyone in all relationships, why only target women with it?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 24, 2021:

If there's time then there's something. As it turns out nothing is profoundly hard to come by.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 24, 2021:

I guess I'll have to get high again today to see what you mean.

Coat them with chocolate and give them out for Halloween?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 24, 2021:

I love them steamed then buttered and salted. I love boiled okra as well, it’s ok fried as well but I love them slimy and soft.

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Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 23, 2021:

I must thrive on humiliation. It was on the job training.

Talk about Hogging the road...DAMN!!!

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Why don't we do it in the road? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4E6KtQg_z0

It's all so clear now...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Dilbert is God, fun.

Good Morning 🌞 I have a simple question 🙂 what is LOVE for you?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Love is a memory.

Bicycles or Guns?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 23, 2021:

They sell backpacks that are made of Kevlar with a plate to distribute the force of the bullet but anything of large enough caliber can kill just by concussion, not to mention all the other exposed areas that aren’t your kids back, but it’s better than nothing. All guns should be regulated like automobiles. Yearly registration, safety training, testing before being allowed to operate one, background checks, and seizure of weapons if arrested for criminal activity. Even harsher penalties for using a gun while committing a crime with the minimal sentences they gave drug offenses back during the war on cannabis.

Chicago "wokeness" has achieved insanity. [rumble.com]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Restructure, bring in other professions, like have active mental health evaluation staff to advise so we don’t keep having the mentally ill just brutalized by an ass hole that only sees a criminal. Get some real time family services involved in domestic situations. Have some EMT certified people on hand with authority to make cops back off on the excessive restraints and render medical aid when tragedy happens. Cops aren’t super heroes. We need to help them to help ourselves. Oh and for fuck sake stop giving these children military hardware, they can’t even handle side arms and tasers without killing people. Tanks and rocket launchers are like giving your kid C4 to play with as silly puddy.

If you are not ACTIVELY anti-racism you are allowing racism in our society and culture to continue.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Do what you can, when you can. Your safety and your families security may be insurmountable obstacles to the kind of participation you envision but you can still help more than you know. First of all be as politically aware as possible, keep your responses as safe and effective as possible. You become a hero by not being a hero. Keep your smart phone camera ready, a video recording by a teen just put a murderer away. If you can’t otherwise be politically active then at least vote and sign petitions, be sure to understand them. Three strikes sounded good because the adds said “violent” criminals but that’s not defined in law so now California prisons are still overcrowded due to faulty public perceptions. So please be aware, informative if you get the opportunity and vote but most of all keep safe, we’re fighting for survival we have enough martyrs already.

But don't worry, it's just a coincidence.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 22, 2021:

We’re uncovering the uncomfortable truth that America has never been manipulated by some secret cabal as conspiracists propose. It’s the good old boy network. It’s everywhere and always has been. It’s made up of self radicalizing people that may have no connection with a hate group but become triggered by atrocities they approve of. Where the rational response is to denounce violent acts these people will range from noncommental to vocal advocation of excessive abuse. This cop 👮‍♀️ thought there wouldn’t be any consequences, he was just helping to defend a murderer who was killing people this cop 👮‍♀️ thought needed killing. He was just helping a kindred soul. A good old boy, and welcome in the good old boy network. There’s no rules except keep the unworthy down. This is why I left Alabama.

Brett Kavanaugh Says Children Deserve Life in Prison With No Chance of Parole [vanityfair.]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 22, 2021:

I heard and it punctuates the need to expand the court to 13. We have to dilute the fascist poison.

I think I found a post that explains why the Dr.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 22, 2021:

That's the GOP on stage there.

What do you say?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Don't work out.

The Humanist Report - Tucker Carlson Had Bizarre, Inexplicable Meltdowns Two Days in a Row ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Tuckers world view is falling apart, he drank ALL the cool aid. It's hard to accept when you discover that all your common sense is all bull shit.

and they are firm in those beliefs

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Yep, they worship their own ignorance.

When I said George Floyd looked like a thug and a common criminal, people started calling me racist ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 22, 2021:

I should block now, but I'll wait to see what else you have to say. So, strike one.

It could be your say... wallet

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 22, 2021:

That's not the expression that my presence would provoke from Scarlett Johansson, or anyone else for that matter.

Weird things we do when we live alone: This is so fun.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Now if they can just get it to do sex/pillow talk.

My kids are asking for an indoor dog. What are the best indoor dogs?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 22, 2021:

The best indoor dog is a hot dog. Especially if you have some good condiments.

Do you believe in UFOs/Aliens?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 22, 2021:

I have no reason to believe we're being "visited", but I'm sure something intelligent is as stuck on their world as we are on ours. Sure some may travel, but why would they come here? I'm from Clayhatchee Alabama, how many of you have spent a weekend there? It's more likely that everyone reading my post vacationed in Clayhatchee then it is that a single alien dropped by to visit Earth in its entire existence. Give me evidence, video of drones doesn't count. But technically I do believe in Aliens, and I see things flying around all the time that I can't identify. The two concepts have nothing to do with one another.

It's not for everyone.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 22, 2021:

That doesn't happen anymore. Marriage is a terrible institution and far to expensive, particularly at the beginning and even worse at the end.

Omega 3 & 6

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Trans fat is giving trans people a bad reputation.

It is a set, the other one is a cloaked Romulan ship.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

I had one as a kid, bit it hung on a piece of nylon 66 fishing line from a thumb tack. I'll never own another, it's a kid toy and that one is just all together to big.

Fabulous pink and orange topaz in calcite marble

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

Natures perfect dildo.

I forgot what I was going to post

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

I always sucked at remembering names.... Perhaps I was always demented, maybe that's why I'm as clever as I am, it's easier to figure it out then it is to remember.

Cora Korsett.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

She probably died due to a blocked digestive track. She looks like ant woman as dreamed up by 9 year old me.

Irish Farmer Stumbles Onto ‘Untouched’ Ancient Tomb Archaeologists think the well-preserved ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

This story is the only reason anyone should ever consider farming.

No one was really surprised

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

We still call Doug "Ass Hole", since "Uranus" isn't specific enough.

2nd Vaccination today.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

I'm at the age that if I had symptoms they were lost in the background noise of all my other ailments. I've been coughing for about 20 years now, long before Covid, but it's fun to watch people backing away when I do it now. Getting my second Pfizer shot on May 2nd.

Lesbian in Georgia told by her church 'Christians must not interact with you' unless she 'repents' |...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

That'll teach her about going to church. You don't have to be LGBTQ+ to have shitty Church experiences either. American churches are temples dedicated to the worship of ignorance and misinformation. You know, like their outreach program, Fox News.

I have to face facts

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

I'm confused, that's a lovely face. Every living thing is beautiful until it starts making life shitty for it's fellow creatures that are powerless to prevent the abuse. You know, like abusive police and republicans, now that's ugly AF.

The state of us

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

Children are children, to not let them be children is a crime against humanity. Conservatives should be shamed and reviled for turning children into "immigrants with an agenda" it's a lie, they're just children.

Is nuclear energy a viable option for the future generation of energy?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

All these issues have been theoretically addressed in thorium molten salt reactors. These things eat nuclear waste, and are at atmospheric pressure so no containment building would be required and since they don't use water there's no possibility of radioactive steam. MSR reactors were designed by the same guy that designed our first conventional systems, but he was forced to retire when he emphatically urged the Nuclear Regulatory Commission to stop build steam based plants and switch to molten salt. We will not beat climate change without killing the planet and ourselves with only solar and wind power. Petroleum power will turn Earth into Venus within the next 200 years. The jury is still out but we may be too late already.

Do not upset statues. 😆

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

Me, my brother and his best friend went to the Saint Louis zoo, the friend took off his shirt and stood behind the gorilla as if he was having sex with it as my brother took photos. This is why we can't ever visit the Saint Louis zoo again.

I would never order Miracle Whip - I think the miracle is that anyone can abide it!

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

Way to much sugar!