50 years ago: “Papa Doc” Duvalier dies, leaving 19-year-old son as Haiti’s dictator ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

I'm tempted to make zombie jokes at the Duvalier families expense, but they were much much worse then any form of undead.

This kind of love is all i need in my life

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

This is the kind I need, it’s a divine love.

Hi fellows.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 21, 2021:

I haven’t heard this scandal. It seems out of character, and he’s old, given the choice I would ask him to explain just what he meant. Perhaps he just said it wrong. I’m not expecting him to be a transphobic apologist. I’m trans and pissed off a bunch of gays by making a joke to a reporter when I was working to clean the sidewalks at Pride. She grabbed me out of nowhere and said some big dollar amount that had been raised to help the LGBT cause, what do I think of the money raised? I said if they raise enough they might find a cure. We almost had a riot, with me saying Oh for fuck sake! It was a fucking joke! Jeez!

Unionized...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 20, 2021:

I prefer to keep my ions. But I support unions.

Fuck You Derek Chauvin!

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 20, 2021:

This is a warning to aggressive cops, an instruction manual for peaceful resistance. Consider people had to gather in protest in the chance that brutality might be caught on TV back in the 50’s to the 90’s. Now everyone has a News Camera on them all the time, life is a protest. If you see something then record it please, it’s going to change everything. Authority requires supervision, they are supposed to work for us, we’re not asking police anything more than every other person in the workforce, don’t be a dick.

..........

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 20, 2021:

He’s still culture poisoned until that deep concern he’s showing for himself is replaced with concern for George and how he took everything the man ever had and ever will have along with a heavy shame for how he hurt everyone whose lives were touched by George in life or in tragedy. Without this he can’t be said to have any empathy at all and he’s far too corrupt to be trusted with any authority over others.

I love this!!!!!

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 20, 2021:

I wish it went to National vote. BLM would beat racist fascism hands down. It would be nice to have hard numbers to once and for all establish the consensus. Losers have to STFU because the argument’s over. Like evolution verses Gods lost and forgotten art project.

Bagel Favorites?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Garlic, it keeps vampires and everyone else away.

Which would you choose? Me-a self cleaning house lol.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 20, 2021:

B serious.

Potatoes in a microwave will, for certain.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Popcorn Chicken....???

Obviously, bars don't serve H2O2, so stop over analyzing.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Yea! Otherwise H2O2 is poison.

This didn't go where I thought it would.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Where did you want to put it?

We are witnessing unbelievable process in Georgia right now.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 20, 2021:

I only have enough attention to pay attention to one Georgia at a time.

Time for a career change?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

Early on in the pandemic I tried being my own therapist and talked with myself for awhile. Turns out I have the worst therapist ever and I refuse to discuss it with her anymore.

Buddhist monk chops off his own head with a guillotine to please Buddha and reincarnate as a 'higher...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

It seems that to ascend spiritually, if such a thing is possible, being alive would be a prerequisite. I mean if the process kills you fine, but setting your ass on fire or beheading yourself seems a bit much, or is that just me?

Fauci: "I Don't Show Up Where Rand Paul Works and Tell Him How to Suck Trump's Dong"

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

Trump does that for Rand, but it’s pretty much what Rand had in mind the entire time.

The "macaroni" in ‘Yankee Doodle’ is not what you think. 😆 [atlasobscura.com]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

Like the hair of “flock of seagulls” the macaroni was doomed to have a run time of none. It looks like a Edwardian attempt at designing the alien from alien.

Taiwan's musical garbage trucks. 😄 I love different cultures. [bbc.co.uk]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I visited Taipei and Keelung Taiwan. The cities were both spotlessly clean. Not even leaves. It’s the difference between living in a run down 30 year old mobile home and visiting your crazy aunt that has dust covers on everything in her antebellum mansion.

Dr. Becky - Ingenuity's First Flight on Mars! How, why and live reaction [youtube.com]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

As usual there wasn’t time to test it on Earth so a software patch had to happen. Just like our equipment, 18 units in the field with 18 updates and one annoyed programmer, me.

The theme from 1993 movie The Piano, written by Michael Nyman - The Heart Asks Pleasure First.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I had just got married when this came out. We watched it like four times.

Always look on the bright side.... [youtube.com]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

It’ll make them more money this way. You would think God would have told them before the pandemic but no they had to figure it out. At least they weren’t getting all nationalistic and bitching about the quarantine being socialist, those Neanderthals would piss off the saints with their self reinforcing circular arguments with zero evidence.

We all know a "self-entitled cyclist". 🤣 [youtube.com]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

We had a DJ out here in the 90’s “Phil Henry” and his gig was to make up a character that phones in to his show then let’s other callers interact with his character never letting on that it’s him. The best was a mean old man that claimed to have run over several bikers nonchalantly because they were annoying and in the way. It was actually quite funny. I wasn’t as entertained by several other characters.

Monday! Lol

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

Weird, I’ve long referred to my peanut butter sandwiches on white bread as my peanut butter and fuck it sandwiches because there’s so many things that would make the sandwich better but fuck it! It’s good enough,

Googly eyes Geordi

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

The universe isn't ready for googly eyes Geordi La Forge. The technology is as sound as any in Star Fleet but it presents silly, and presentation is everything.

That's some badass hummingbirds

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I thought they were Louisiana mosquitoes.

Morning Joe is sick of GOP embracing racism

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I'm kind of sick of Joe honestly. He still advocates a bunch of Reagan error misconceptions. He is right that the GOP has lost its way, but GOP economics has always been delusional, especially those advocated by Joe. He still can't resist a bit of Clinton bashing even past its relevance. Him sleeping with a corporate Democrat doesn't help his history any more than it helped Schwarzenegger. He's just not overtly anti democratic, he's merely sceptically unconvinced.

NASA’s New Horizons Reaches a Rare Space Milestone – It’s Almost 5 Billion Miles Away and ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

The fact it photographed a probe even further away makes me think a stream of deep space probes could relay information from far far far far far away back to Earth even when the lead probe is functionally out of range of Earth signals due to noise. Like the burning beacons in LOTR. We might be able to retrofit to probes that weren't planned to communicate this way.

A male friend posted this on FB.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

Well he's partially right, but all the same can be said for the right kind of men, except having a baby. What about the woman that can't have children, aren't domestic goddesses, and can't cook for shit? What about those women that have a head for math and science? What about those women that have a thirst for adventure? What about the women challenged for using the womens room that are cis women but a bit too butch? Seriously, as sweet as this meme tries to make it, it's still misogynistic and patronizing.

What's that now?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I've never seen a yellow tree before.

100 years ago: US pledges to dominate Latin America On April 19, 1921 President Warren G.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

The same story throughout white history. If little Winston Cumberbatch has no artifacts and Gautam Kumar has five artifacts then how many artifacts will Winston have after he finds out,.. The answer is ALL the artifacts...

Or save her?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

If God exist and is rational then his plan is drivers school.... just sayin.

Monday morning cuteness

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

That's a Flerken, I watched one vomit up a tesseract.

I've tried to post this before; it was probably deleted because many sites promote book sales.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

Yea, nothing to do with this group or anything else really...

It would be an awesome reset to the whole shity thing!

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I like it, one blink and the suffering until you're dead thing isn't an issue anymore. Better than the stupid proposition that if I don't please someone that's spoiled and demanding I'll burn in torment forever.

Dress Code...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 19, 2021:

What were you saying about animal heads?

Got to give him credit for trying.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 18, 2021:

We all know what it’s like in that conversation from one of those three perspectives.

Money saving tips

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 18, 2021:

I want people to keep their ass holes with their opinions so I can act like neither exist.

Dying white dwarf stars may explode like a nuclear bomb Who knew star deaths and nuclear weapons ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Interesting, I wonder if a similar thing can happen on dense giant planets and brown dwarfs at a significantly smaller scale. I can’t imagine such things happening in light giant planets like Saturn which would only weigh 70% of a similar volume of water.

This needs to be done

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 18, 2021:

See, Republicans, including their last messiah Reagan hate “fairness” the way vampires hate going to church. I’m afraid they’re scampering into the shadows like roaches when the lights come on so they can regroup, regain their strength and call for help from our enemies overseas. Everyone that bought into the culture that gave rise to January 6th are still out there. It’s time for the good people that were suckered into supporting the big lie to break free. The ones that stay are dangerous authoritarian terrorist that through their own actions will force us to deal with them later by stronger measures allowed by federal law. We’re not just handing our civilization over to Christian Nationalism, the know nothing version of fascism.

let's just see if it works

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 17, 2021:

This monkey was pranked! Cheeky bastard, clever.

Dad jokes for your entertainment

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 17, 2021:

Stealing

[theguardian.com] If my religion is so weak and susceptible....

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 17, 2021:

My favorite Yoga has fruit on the bottom. Yes, I was raised in Alabama. No, I don't think Yoga is bad, I just have doubts that it's the panacea advocates think it is. The only real danger here is the Christian Conservatives that made it illegal in Alabama in the first place. It's like sushi, it's not for everyone but shouldn't be denied for anyone. In Alabama they've had sushi for centuries, they called it "bait." I tried it, now I love it and spend too much money on it. To get past the mental block took all my courage, to eat really good fish, because of the stupidity of Alabamian culture, well lack thereof in any case.

'Just Kill 'Em': 'Prophet' Jeff Jansen Brags That the Ushers at His Church Will Not Hesitate to ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 15, 2021:

It's always the Conservative leaders that keep pressing such violent rhetoric. Even their ministers are all about shooting someone, anyone really, like "Please, please, please, come start some shit so we can murder you and use you as our permanent example of anti Christianity villains!" No one is going to go start some shit there from the private sector, however I fully expect the ATF and FBI to break it up after these terrorist leaders step over the line into lawlessness. It's only a matter of time before associated people can't bring themselves to be patient any longer and decide to take the fight to innocent Americans that they'll call anti-American, just as every other eat shit and bark at the moon crazy right-wing organization always does. Besides the American public is learning how to avoid these terrorist. Their days are numbered in the political arena.

Rebel HQ Trump Republicans CORNERED By Their Own Donors [youtube.com]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 15, 2021:

The Republicans are just shocked that everyone is sick of their sneaky racism and injustice. It's ok we're on to them, they will die out for the same reasons the political philosophy of George Wallace died off. The American people love justice, even if you can confuse them into thinking fascism is justice for brief periods of time. You can fool some of the people all of the time (Fox News etc...) You can fool all of the people some of the time (Trump as a viable candidate for President whether you supported him or not) But you can't fool all of the people all of the time, and that's what's confusing conservatives. ------------------------------ We're on to their treason.

A photographic tribute to actress Elizabeth Victoria Montgomery (b.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 15, 2021:

When our church started referring to this show as an example of Satanism that was when I became fully aware of just how full of shit Christianity was. They were trying to cancel a comedy, a silly comedy with a great cast, and Elizabeth was as central as Barbara Eden was to I dream of Jeannie, which for our church didn't seem to be a big deal, but she wasn't a witch... Ooooooo. Elizabeth was my favorite though, I even loved her in "Lizzy Bordon" where she played the infamous murderer. I had such a crush I had to comment even today.

Why do people hate it that I am Atheist?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Their imaginary “Authority” gives them brass balls. It’s by this “Authority” that they refer to as God that they demand everyone conform as they have, but their God is just hubris and I’ll do as I please at my whim and I encourage everyone to do the same. These fools do not define us, fuck they can’t even describe us.

The struggle is real and has been going on for centuries

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Nothing got my political attention like Trump! America how could you do that to yourself? Now I’m getting sick of these terrorist putting all the blame on innocent people while their goon squads keep killing innocent people. I don’t have to participate in your social group to accept you as a member in good standing of the human family. Never let anyone still your voice, the dead are crying for justice, don’t waste their sacrifice.

I'm not going near there

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Are you sure the dog did it? It’s a little like all the confused disgusted faces in a cubicle farm after someone has crop dusted the area. Everyone’s a suspect. Who am I kidding the dog did it.

Globally the World has given out 757,352,008 dose of covid vaccines.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 14, 2021:

To weird for this trans lady, welcome to my forever ban.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Quarantinewhile.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Airplanes are for ordering two double bloody Marys and sleeping until you land. Jesus envy.

It seems to me that in regards to the J&J vaccine 1 chance in a million for blood clotting problem ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 14, 2021:

I don't understand how you could make this mistake unless you WANT to make this mistake.

FOUR GREAT HISTORICAL LIES: [united-cats.com]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Every US government intelligence agency disagrees with number four.

Yeah that's Mississippi

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 13, 2021:

Conservatives are immoral for creating such an environment and as always the chewy center of Conservatism we find fucking religion, just like active terrorist. Condoning such a society is passive terrorism.

I do love it when people know enough to be succinct.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 13, 2021:

I remember in a debate in college an obnoxious theist demanded that Schrödinger's cat was atheist occultism, either the cat is alive or the cat is dead! Well which is it? Is it alive or dead? ME: Yes it is. That was my second public laugh. The first was in high school in current affairs class, when I announced that Astronomers had discovered rings around Uranus. The teacher quieted everyone down and said he’d allow it because he had seen the news item. Then he asked me what I learned so I explained that when a moon gets within its planets Roche limit it would turn the moon into a smoke ring. Everyone fell out because Roche sounds like roach, the butt of a joint. The funniest part was to me a roach was a bug and I was Sheldon Cooper annoyed so I was very serious and offended. I was watching that scene from 2001 where the monkey men found the obelisk. I have come a long way since then.

Gwen Shocks a Christian I was in Walmart today and, as is my wont, struck up a conversation with...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 13, 2021:

I joke 24/7, even my cardiologist who sees a lot of people remembered me from my heart attack because he says I’m the only person he has ever seen that was cracking one joke after another while experiencing a heart attack. I really have a great attitude and I face the hard to face facts frankly enough that when posting here I’m sure people think I’m quite grim due to the subject matter. Like millions died in WW2 but I still find Mel Brooks Hitler in Springtime humorous.

Someone just had a go at me on Facebook for suggesting that after Ramadan Muslims would be better of...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 13, 2021:

Weird, by now everyone should know Mohammad was the Joseph Smith of the seventh century, so of course he was an ignorant barbarian, back then everyone was.

Not sure, is this a porn ad?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 13, 2021:

Hard to tell, sometimes it's hard to tell porn statements from religious statements. "I Kneel" "Jesus is coming" "Let Jesus come inside you" etc...

Dawn Wells in the 60's

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 12, 2021:

I wanted her capris.

Leather Minied Mature

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 12, 2021:

I love leather, it matches my skin.

MAGA minister goes on rant claiming Jesus was 'tough guy' unlike the 'effeminate, almost homosexual'...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 12, 2021:

How is gay effeminate? You best believe there’s a lot of gay men that could easily beat this preachers ass one on one with one hand tied behind their back. Not being loud and obnoxious doesn’t make people weak, being loud and obnoxious does. Scared stupid children Christianity.

Last night I was treated to a rerun of the movie, INHERIT THE WIND, on TCM.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Perhaps sanity is just being undisturbed by the harmless differences we have with other members of our species. Of course if they’re pretending to have authority over the harmless differences they find in you and start being bossy they’re being harmful. In that case the sane thing to do is to explain the boundary and if persistent, especially if hostile, reinforce your boundary with whatever force is necessary. In my experience they’ll back off, then they tell people what a fickle bitch I am behind my back, which is fine, just fine.

I had the great misfortune to meet in person for the first time a real life anti-vaxxer, so against ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 12, 2021:

I once overheard a conversation between two men in a table booth next to mine in a restaurant where I was eating alone. They were arguing about whether the Moon or Mars was further away. The one that was confident the Moon was closer was convinced for all the wrong reasons. I suppose I could have cleared it up for them, but frankly they will not remember when the question comes up again. I assume average intelligence is lower than I expected because I’m too humble to believe I’m all that smart. Anyway the point is it’s not worth the effort unless it might adversely affect your life to ignore it; clearly epitomized in your account.

Baby born with three penises It's the 1st human case of triphallia. [livescience.com]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 12, 2021:

He'll have his hands full.

Funny wedding joke

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 12, 2021:

In 1983 I purchased an IBM PC Jr. It came with a dust cover. Later my family complained that I was spending too much time with the computer, then one of them noticed how it looked like it had a wedding veil on....

Look at all them beans!!!!

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 12, 2021:

So many toes, I count like 24 of them!

PALAEOPHILE - Noun.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Palaeophile sounds better, I always assumed I needed a paleontologist because they dig fossils like me.

Patrick185112 has messaged me saying he's in Afghanistan doing peace keeping work.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

First guy scammer I’m hearing of. Most known scammers use female profiles from what I’ve seen so far, but it’s not something I spend much time thinking about. There may have been more male scammers I never paid much attention. Please don’t point out the Nigerian Prince 1990 called and asked for their scam back.

Works for me. :)

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

I don’t think I’ll ever be social again, I was always a lone wolf, but now I’m so spoiled. I mean I like people until they want to get all up in my business as if their opinions had something to do with my life. I don’t do that to other people, unless they’re openly telling political lies that are verifiable, then I drop a truth bomb on it. That’s about all the conflict I’m up for.

New Christ statue in Brazil's Encantado to be taller than Rio's [bbc.com]

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

I guess they’re suffering from Jesus envy.

What’s your favorite sci-fi movie?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

I enjoyed “Contact” but I also read the book back when it was published. Jody Fosters performance was so good I felt an urge to go dig up Reagan and shoot his corpse for her.

Go figure.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

How is it that with as many examples and miscarriages of justice as we’ve had the Police are too stupid to modify their behavior? You can tell a fool but you can’t tell them much.

Vladimir Putin Just Officially Banned Same-Sex Marriage In Russia

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

This was ALWAYS given as disinformation. Even the Russians believed the U.S. Government propaganda. They spent the sixties and seventies trying to infiltrate the US political left thinking they were susceptible to Stalinist Communism which is Right Wing Dictatorship Communism and always has been, but the Left in the US was intellectually immune to Russian manipulation. It took Russia decades to figure out their kindred souls in the US was the NRA and the GOP, once they understood they played the US Conservatives for the fools they have always been. I don’t understand how Republicans don’t die of shame and lack of interest.

Proud Boy begs judge not to send him back to jail where other Capitol rioters are getting beaten up ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

Ok, racist have been locking up minorities for residual weed and minor infractions and just to satisfy some bigoted Karen and now that this pig has committed treason he doesn’t want to go. Karma is a bitch fool!

What are the mask requirements in your gym?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

Not ready for the gym until the pandemic is handled, I’d prefer to not get infected this close to vaccination.

Religion is responsible for the deaths of billions of people.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

I see your point even as I’m confused by the arguments about the maps.

Drums, I also beat drums...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

I don’t know about other species but primates in general are perverts, and yes I include humans, including myself.

Ha! Had to add this one

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

Nothing can fill that hole.

He had a gun!

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

It’s hard to catch cats in embarrassing situations and priceless when you do.

Threesomes! Love 'em? Hate 'em? Curious?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

In the 80’s for some reason it was convenient to date couples for awhile. Then not convenient or desirable. Now I don’t date at all. This country makes it hard to fuck.

To Conservative Atheists, those who haven't blocked me.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

I’ve been blocking them. Just blocked a 29 year old that according to his profile is from”The South” as if it’s something special and important. I didn’t block him until I responded to his claim that Biden didn’t have a speech impediment. I even said “Don’t believe me, Google it” and he went off accusing me of bias. I am biased toward the truth if anything. So I blocked him, Forever, as I do with all people that attack me with fascist passive aggressive racism.

Our greyhound is Off the Couch.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

I just love the naive trusting expression on its adorable face. It’s like: “Who’s a good dog? I’m pretty sure I’m a good dog! Are you a good person? I’m pretty sure you’re a good person!”

Tomorrow is the Anniversary of the start of the Civil War.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

The Civil war, a history lesson in what happens when OG fascist (Confederates) start some shit so they can keep oppressing their fellow humans. This new batch doesn’t want the war they keep trying to provoke.

if god knows the beginning and the end then why are we here?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

It’s mythology, we’re really just starting to get a glimpse of reality after an eternity of lying to ourselves that we can influence destiny by appealing to a powerful enough supernatural being while never having any evidence whatsoever that such beings exist.

Good info

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

It’s a fascinating biography Joe Biden. He had to overcome so much. As for stumbling on the ramp, at least he didn’t drop his shit paper and step on it to drag it all through Air Force one like a fucking pig.

Pluto caused autism, obviously. 😂

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

https://youtu.be/OaSlo8tKEp0

The irrational party

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

Everyone is uninformed if they don’t sympathize with conservative culture. Conservatives have NO consistent policies, economic strategies, or moral guidelines. Most admit to suffering from the delusions of Christianity but a Conservative Catholic doesn’t sound that different from a Conservative fundamentalist, but their reasons are really different, not that I care because the results are still the same. They are conformist that demand conformity even when it’s impossible. Even they aren’t stupid enough to say out loud what they really think. Like how dare you not be a Caucasian, or how dare you be attracted to me I’m not gay! When the gay person wouldn’t touch the Conservative with Matt Gaetz dick. Matt mostly pisses me off for forcing me to learn to spell Gaetz.

How to solve the national debt

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

He has to be cremated. We can’t have his “stuff” working its way back into the food chain, it’s just too risky.

A bit kinky, not?

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

I’m sure the marshmallow enjoys s’mores the most.

Now if someone can tell me why The Bear went over the mountain my life will be complete.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

Poor hyper intelligent hen.

Not the brightest bulb in the bunch

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

There are many Sheldons out there, take it from a Sheldon.

This post came through my social feed by a friend who is deeply religious.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

A bribe to get children to allow adults access so we can keep them healthy is far more useful than a god. That’s all the tooth fairy is, a bribe. God however is adult authority over adults and the most manipulative shit in the universe.

Playful Sunday fire...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

She has a multi pass.

I see on the news that QE 2 is back on the market, well I think that was the gist of it, a bit rusty...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

I attended my bosses birthday party in the ballroom of the QEII. It was nice, amazing woodwork. We had prime rib as the main course. The band was billed as female impersonators that performed Pointer Sisters music. The lead was Uretha Franklin. Everyone had a blast, there was a raffle.

On the contrary, their weaponds are "sound". 😂

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 11, 2021:

Towards the end of WWII Germany was running out of supplies and the training was OJT. Still the new recruit was shocked when the Sargent handed him a stick instead of a rifle. “What do I do with this?” “We are out of rifles and ammunition but thanks to the occult studies of Heinrich Himmler all you have to do is have faith in the Third Reiht and hold the stick as a rifle and say with confidence BANG BANG” explained the Sargent. “Here come the Russians, go prove your faith in the Fatherland!” The recruit ran behind the veterans that had rifles scared as hell. Just then he spotted some Russians and they couldn’t see him. Another recruit with a stick ran up beside him a yells BANG and a Russian soldier falls dead, but his fellows return fire and the recruit that killed the soldier is shot. Having a surge of faith after seeing Himmlers magic put to the test he takes aim and says BANG, a Russian falls dead. BANG, BANG, BANG he becomes a battlefield terror for the next hour killing dozens of Russians. Then he sees a Russian coming right at him at a slow steady pace. BANG, no effect. BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, still no effect. Since he isn’t shooting back I’ll kill him with my fist resolves the recruit so he runs at the Russian who seems to be muttering something but otherwise doesn’t flinch. Just as the recruit is almost in range to engage he feels immense pressure that pushes him to the ground and presses him into the mud. The last thing he hears is the Russian who says “Clankity, Clankity, Clank I’m a tankity Tank!” It seemed Russia had the works of Grigori Rasputin.

I read this article with interest and I thought I would share it here.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Cancel culture is a phenomenon of the fascist right. Consider how Acorn was maliciously and unnecessarily closed. Remember the Dixie Chicks? How about the Churches war on TV shows like Bewitched and Dark Shadows, or toys like Occult toys you can use to prove to yourself there’s no supernatural. When it comes to free speech unless the protest are for their cause they attempt to criminalize the protesters regardless of how peaceful. Yet when they perform criminal activity they claim it was people from the left. Conservatives in general and Republicans specifically are liars, their nickname is “Shit”, their hearts pump piss, and they don’t love Jesus, after all Jesus was a leftist you demonic hypocrites.

No surprise.

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 10, 2021:

I want a ban on van murals that advertise Christianity and the Church that owns the van. That way I won’t hate the church people so much when said van cuts me off in traffic three or more times a week. Once they ran me to the curb by not seeing me in the right lane and coming over anyway. Honestly I’d rather not know who’s terrorizing the streets of California. Besides, why such a hurry driver of heavenly peace and inner tranquility. Protestant Christians are such red necks.

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Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Nothing shocks me about this family now so I no longer have any interest beyond never allowing them to negatively affect the well being of the public again. They can participate in family anal rape orgies for all give a damn, yep, they can all just go fuck themselves.

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Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 10, 2021:

History proved this entire line of reasoning to be fallacious way back during the Reagan administration. Even Bush senior called it voodoo economics. What’s happening now happened before in the 1880’s until slightly into the 1900’s. They were called Robber Barron’s back then. All this was fixed during the inevitable Great Depression that followed with a progressive tax system that despite being over 90% for people taking in over $500,000 a year still allowed people like Rockefeller and Howard Hughes to become insanely wealthy. This period of time is what many, especially in the conservative camp, consider the Golden years of American culture, it’s what they think of when they chant “make America Great Again” but they like you are to stupid to find out what made that time in America great. It sure as shit wasn’t for race relations or democracy. Social Democracy has always been the cure, we can deny that and fail over and over as we have or learn from history and not make this mistake you’re arguing for again.

Happens every time...

Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Sorry, slightly stoned here, but how do electric can openers kill cats? I remember having both but never at the same time. It seems I only own electric can opener’s when people give them to me.

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Willow_Wisp comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Well most of us had to “Learn” about Christianity to know the only moral thing to do is to ignore it. For some this involves a PhD in Theology, some people are slow like that.