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Good Afternoon -Happy Thursday.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

## Current tale is the $1,200 checks will reach those who filed their taxes first. Accurate? Don't know.

IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

## Which one of us horny galoots hasn't heard this one?

Providence Canyon SP.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

## In an earlier post/reply, I wrote extensively about this park. You can find much better parks in the north Georgia mountains than the one you're considering. I recommend Unicoi State Park & Lodge instead. It's near Helen, Georgia. Camping at Unicoi comes with a lake and an easy to get to twin waterfall. Helen tries to re-create a small town in German alps sans all that German.

Providence Canyon SP.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

## First call the park ( (229) 838-6202) to be sure it's open. Most states have closed their state parks because of the pandemic.

I was reminded of this word while thinking that those who live the most hardscrabble of lives will ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2020:

## It often refers a place where the top soil has been removed because of poor farming; it's next to the bedrock.

[rawstory.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2020:

## From the source cited: *“That’s been a concern of people that have been trying to brief him since he first got into the White House,” [Joe] Scarborough agreed. “It is something we asked him early in the campaign, do you read? I asked, can you read? Are you capable of reading?”* Ergo, if they didn't read the letter on Fox, Trump wouldn't have heard about the warning letter.

Interesting news for you guys South Africa might just get lucky By Alan Knott-Craig (SA ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2020:

> USA, where there are no mandatory BCG vaccinations, has the highest number of infections You've gotten a lot of stuff wrong. In the US to attend school one needs to take vaccinations, including BCG. Some parents object because of religious objections but that exemption is rapidly fading away. Many employees, especially food handlers, insist on TB tests prior to employment. Sweden has the higher per capita pandemic infections and deaths when compared to the US. Third world countries figures are warped because of no testing for the pandemic among their poorest citizens.

Ewwww!!! Lol!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2020:

## Too chewy for me.

So what is your answer?...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 6, 2020:

## Yelled "Spank me daddy!"

This Is What Coronavirus Does To Your Body.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 6, 2020:

## It makes your nose hairs fall out. Then there's the curled toes from a series earth shattering orgasms and a desire to munch a bunch of crotch . . . .

Who wants to play??😂

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 6, 2020:

## You forgot to ask for date of birth.

FRACTIOUS.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 6, 2020:

## Describes Petunia's tizzy fits.

For of I ever go back to work...might need it

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2020:

## Is that a toothpick in the cross bow?

On a scale of Bears, what Level are we all at?? I'm at Level 2. 😁😝😆

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2020:

## Level 28: Considers eating you alive in the sleeping bag as a soft taco.

How's everyone doing?? I'm 7

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2020:

## I'm number six, sexy and frequently held, hugged and doing things not to be spoken of with THIS gang of horny yahoos. QED, the big grin.

SPONDULICS.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Joyce didn't triffle telling you what SPONDULICS meant did he? Spondulix is 19th-century slang for money or cash, more specifically a reasonable amount of spending money. Spondulicks, spondoolicks, spondulacks, spondulics, and spondoolics are alternative spellings, and spondoolies is a modern variant.

CRISIS noun noun: crisis; plural noun: crises a time of intense difficulty or danger.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2020:

## Golly Wally. "Crisis?" Ah's never heard of such things. Musta be one of them thar uncommon words. 😅😂🤣😀😃😄😁😏

Trump Falsely Claims He Inherited 'Empty' Stockpile - FactCheck.org

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2020:

## Donald tells tales? Tell me it isn't so!

Will the us have both the highest number of cases and the highest number of deaths?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

## Nobody will know because many third world countries don't make a serious attempt to keep count. If half of Mexico is there next year, we might get a clue.

How Niecy Nash tried and failed to find salvation in her church group [pagesix.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

## Largely her church's female group wanted to learn how to be better at socializing and house keeping than theology.

Mx.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

## I tend to say "He, she and please don't tell me."

Who knows where you are most likely to find quicksand?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

## The only place I've encountered quicksand was in a swamp. In the swamp the way to avoid quicksand was to look for a patch covered in leaves but not in plants. Quicksand won't support a tree. The trick to escape quicksand is to move SLOWLY. Otherwise, you create a vacuum that pulls you deeper into the quicksand.

The bane of my existence. Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

## A different source (http://www.verbotomy.com/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=20383says) "DEFINITION: v. To ask a someone a bizarre question in order to get them to think outside their mental little boxes. (And to see if they are actually listening.) n. A creative provocation designed to pull people out of their daily stupor." My source comes with people that would ignore Dave. What do you say to those apples, Dave? Huh? Huh?

COUTHY.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

## I can see old English saying "You old cuth!"

New truck load arriving!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

## On this day, 2051, Petunia runs out of toilet paper.

Church Excitement

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Its a long time since I posted this so lets play. Thanks Sheila for reminding me on FB.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

## "Gotten a ticked"? I've pulled ticks off me while backpacking on the Pacific Crest Trail. Is that what it means? Or does it mean my companion pulled ticks off of me? I'm covered for either. Double points? More importantly, who's paying? Bill Gates or the Interpol?

I need info.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

## I shall remand aghast one might want to skip washing the tasty bits.

Credulous adjective Willing to believe or trust too readily, especially without proper or ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

## Gullible has nothing to do with gullies.

When this quarantine is over! Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

## First half naked guy I see coming my way with a feathered hat carrying a chunky monkey . . . . it'll be time for me to move on.

On a scale of Cat, how are you doing today??

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

## Until I've finished this espresso, I'm cat #3.

An interesting turn of events: Florida Governor DeSantis today declared a shutdown of all ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

## Here because they consider the liquor store an "essential" business, liquor purchases have gone up 240 percent. As my courser allies would say, I shit you not.

[ozy.com] Everybody secretly wants to be tied down? Can I get some feedback on this article?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

## There have been times I feel depressed I don't know more about tying knots.

Saw this on FB...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

## The local would consider that a Sunday go to meeting t-shirt

I couldn't do it....I even brake for them if I can...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

## Oh, roof rats? Tough, lean meat best left left in the crock pot overnight. Tastes like Peter Cotton Tail.

I couldn't decide on here or the coffee drinkers group, decided both

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

## QED, the phrase two fisted drinking.

Trump goes full racist on black reporter

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

*He might as well have come out and called her an angry Black woman.* ## What's wrong with that? This white guy (mostly white) has been known to snarl at snarly people.

Hail Satan!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

## Had to give up orgies. Too much post orgy clean up. I prefer jazz, which Pensacola Christian College contends is satanic music.

This is lock down in Cape Town. [m.news24.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

## T'was a fine day to get in the car and cut doughnuts in the street.

WOTCHA.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

## In the great white north of the US, "wot" is short for "what" and "cha" is short for "you are." Ergo, "wotcha" means tortured grammar for "what are you." For example "wot cha doing? Listening to a crazy old sod?" Such is the rhetoric of Brooklyn. Likewise the not as baffling slang of Dixie "rat cheer" as in "It's not there. It's rat cheer."

Would it be possible please to fix or improve the Bold and Italic features so they are easier to use...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

## When will we be getting Black Adder 24 point font?

Trump Now Bragging About TV Ratings for Coronavirus Briefings President Trump took to Twitter ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## I can see Homer Simpson chanting "We're number one! We're number one!"

Information you probably didn't know or want to know

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## Progress. There's no stopping it. Yet another way to blow out her tubes. With bugs consent is optional.

Just going to drop these here and see what kind of reaction they get....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## Re: the last meme - I've been known to lie for money, 'ya sweet little well dressed lizard.

@Admin I am mad at u .

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## Feeling a little off topic? ;-) This forum is for asking questions about how to use the system and bitching about it when it doesn't work, which can be fairly often. Getting prompt, correct answers stated cohorently is part of the mythology. In the meantime, could I interest you in a stiff shot of old liver rot? The administration are trying to get off the floor since the last time I suggested it. Not that I'd tell you tales, young innocent that I am.

Jesus loves you but I'm his favorite

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## Is he still speaking in that high squeeky voice? When I asked that question to people who say "Jesus talked to me" I never get an answer.

Y'all remember Bloom County?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## Stolen and sent to four old hags. Friendly hags, mind you . . . .

Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro charged in drug trafficking inquiry

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## Because he is a military dictator, it wouldn't matter if he was charged with butt fucking the pope on pay per view in his Catholic country.

AURUM Aurum is a sweet Italian liqueur produced in Pescara since 1925, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## Just a nit to pick . Feel free to ignore. "Fools gold" means the gold of many fools. "Fool's gold" means the gold of one fool. Because it is unlikely there'll be a group of fools all claiming the same mineral pyrite or iron pyrite, also known as fool's gold (iron sulfide which is mistaken for gold), it is grammatically correct to keep it to one fool. This nit was picked by Fools are Us Inc.

Help...!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## It's how I feel when Petunia deals with other people and reports back, especially when she gets off work. She's such a motor mouth, it's hard for me to make a comment once she's wound up. She's an easy wind up.

Lines of the times...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## They may be cute but I suspect relating sex and disease never work for the stud puppies.

I suspect they are happy about it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## After my divorce, my ex married and divorced three guys within the first year after our divorce. Husband #5 she stayed married to for a decade. They both died in a house fire. When I remarried, Petunia demaned to see her death certificate. Once that demand was meet, she went to her missionary uncle and asked him to marry us. He refused saying his church, Southern Baptists, refused to reconize the divorced as single people. "She's DEAD!" Petunia exclaimed. "I got his marriage certificate and her death certificate right here!" That wasn't good enough for her Uncle John. Not that it stopped her from finding the church bishop to marry us instead. Since it was a Southern Baptish wedding, no drinking, no dancing at the reception.

Down here in Pensacola it seems nothing has really changed, oh except for take out only.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

## It's been over a decade since I went back to Pensacola. Back then the rule of thumb was the Mari Gras queen was a teenage girl and the king was a weathered old car dealer.

And another. Isn't this treasonous? [thedailybeast.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

From source cited: *Earlier this week, Trump began to push on an Easter timeline to re-open the country, despite warnings that such a timeline was unwise. Even some Republican governors have pushed back. Despite his earlier emphasis on Easter, he hedged when asked about the topic Friday. * From https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/03/how-will-coronavirus-end/608719/?utm_source=pocket-newtab *Having fallen behind, it will be difficult—but not impossible—for the United States to catch up. To an extent, the near-term future is set because COVID-19 is a slow and long illness. People who were infected several days ago will only start showing symptoms now, even if they isolated themselves in the meantime. Some of those people will enter intensive-care units in early April. As of last weekend, the nation had 17,000 confirmed cases, but the actual number was probably somewhere between 60,000 and 245,000. Numbers are now starting to rise exponentially: As of Wednesday morning, the official case count was 54,000, and the actual case count is unknown. Health-care workers are already seeing worrying signs: dwindling equipment, growing numbers of patients, and doctors and nurses who are themselves becoming infected.*

Trump now attempting to strong arm the media . [huffpost.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

## It's the same-o same-o. His lawyer write threatening letters or sue as a grand plan to keep disgraceful things about his administration hid. After his lawyers did it to David Letterman, Letterman's nightly monologue became particularly brutal toward Trump. Trump's effort backfired on him. Perhaps history will repeat itself.

New Evidence Indicates Intelligence Is Not Contagious ... [newyorker.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

## Drool satire.

I just called to say I love you

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

## *Who put the bomp in bomp in the bomp, bomp domp?* by Barry Mann. (It made my baby fall in love with me). A fine example of bubble gum rock. S'okay for horny, shallow 12 year olds. **GASP!** https://youtu.be/lXmsLe8t_gg

Safe sex during the Coronavirus times

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

## Somebody has been copying the Karma Sutra.

Pop·py·cock nonsense.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

## It's also a snack made of candy popcorn.

EVERYONE, including England and Australia, are trying to barter for KENTUCKY Gov.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

## That's another five seconds of my life I won't get back.

tRump impression. This guy nails it. [twitter.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

## God vs Trump. We'll see who's greater. It'll be on pay per view. 😅😂🤣😀😃😄😁

How's everyone doing?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

## So wonderful, it's disgusting to give the details. Amazingly amazing yet modest about it.

Your faith really grows during a pandemic, right?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

## Faith healers are not to be found at the emergency rooms, treating shot gun wounds.

patinate ( verb ) pat·i·nat·ed, pat·i·nat·ing transitive verb To give a patina to.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

## When I was a child, I was baffled by the word "confectionary." I whipped out my door stopper dictionary and looked it up. It said it was "the product of a confectioner." Like this defination: no help at all. Let's just say patina is a worn, used look. A different dictionary says "a gloss or sheen on a surface resulting from age or polishing."

Worker threw exception | [www.alternet.org] | Cloudflare

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

## It's an editorial. Not a news service.

"Now, wouldn't it be loverly?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

To see the video: https://twitter.com/i/status/1242193904553865216

Need a copy editor, lol.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

## Have some Asian Bang Bang sauce? (It's a mild hot sauce).

Stolen off fbuk: In the future -

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

## In 2053 John's vintage toilet paper will be mulch or food for cockroaches.

I thought it would be of interest to print this league table of known Covid-19 cases per thousand ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

>New York has almost as many cases as the rest of the USA added together. ## All I am saying is give New Orleans a chance.

As a public service .

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

## Sort of like "Vote Nazi" hat.

gre·gar·i·ous (of a person) fond of company; sociable.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

## Nothing to do with a guy named Greg.

So damn TRUE!!!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

## Rule ruthlessly.

Gob·ble·dy·gook language that is meaningless or is made unintelligible by excessive use of...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

## Just me and my pet Jabberwocky. We're all mimsy here in the borogoves.

She's the one.Today.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

## Penis holster is a low standard for relationships. Not that it can't be fun during a lost weekend. For that, I've got a shot glass that says "Bring me another. You're still ugly."

Place you can go this weekend [placestovisitthisweekend.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

## It says "stay the fuck home." If it'll stop raining, I'll put a crop in the field.

A must read.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

>Condoms won’t help with Covid-19, kids. ## It says on the side of the package "sold to prevent disease." I've been lied to once again. Any who, thanks for sharing that detailed editorial.

I have officially come to the conclusion that I must be half vampire.