Hmm, maybe I'm doing it wrong...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I find myself saying "I'll need that **someday.**" Petunia was trying to encourage me to throw away my shaving mug. **One day** I might not be able to buy canned shaving soap but I got the back up. Haven't used a shaving mug for 30 years. Petunia *tries* to use that excuse for buying camping gear. One day we'll need 37 backpacks for our travels.

It is disrespectful to post another members city/town on the page without their permission, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Considering almost nobody in this organization uses their **real** name, I can't see somebody driving around Atlanta, Ga, window rolled down yelling "Anyone know the 99th Warthog? He looks like a dead British guy."

Ain't that something

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

She had a moustache **and** a unibrow. Of course, marrying the king's daughter **might** have something to do with it.

XENOPHOBIA.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

It explains our immigration quotas.

Good day to all! Heading out to Aurora, Colorado today for my birthday weekend.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Trip Advisor gives the Lost Cajun Southland restaurant in Aurora the top rating followed by the Monsoon (Indian) restaurant and the Cafe Paprika (Moroccan) They like spicy food in Aurora. Make this the weekend you try fire breathing. Then go to the Mu Brewery (wide selection of craft beers) before wearing off the effects doing line dancing at the Stampede. When you wake up sore, call up 12 Mile Stables for trail rides. Petunia wouldn't do any of that. She'd hit the gift shops and burn my plastic.

...perché sono snob!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Once grated it starts to lose flavor. The cheap stuff has wood shavings in it. Fairly good reasons. "When you open it up, it tastes like it's been in a box for six months. Know why? It's been in a box for six months." -- Jeff Smith.

Only for the center cuts.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

I've got a little list of things I'd like you to do for bacon. We'd bog down in the details.

Could this be true????

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2019:

# Welcome to crock pot theory of the month club.

I’ve looked into the origins of Hell before.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

The story I heard (meaning I'm not citing a source) everlasting fires of hell originally wasn't about the after life. It was about people nobody wanted to bury. If you were one of those guys, your corpse would be taken to the dump. To reduce the volume of garbage, they set fire to it. Since a decent size settlement has a never seeming flow of garbage going to the dump it came with an everlasting fire. Your corpse would eventually be reduced to ash and forgotten. Off hand I can't think of anything in the Jewish faith that indicates they believe in an afterlife.

For once, I almost wish they would follow their bible.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

## Snort, snort, giggle, giggle.

The look of love

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

## Follow the bouncing ball.

It’s a picture perfect day for a drive.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

## Happy trails. I'm heading out to pet the sheet metal kitties in Seneca.

QUIFF.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

## Ace Ventura, pet detective.

[good.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Here in the states one can finish their doctor's degree speaking only one lanuage. I wish I'd taken Spanish back in elementary school and met more Hispanics.

Since many here are looking to develop friendships with like-minded folks and distance seems to be ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Lodging is the one the three great expenses in travel. It's the expense I largely dodge by pitching a tent. If I was single, I'd be joining a couch surfing group. Here in gringo land B&B are expensive while in Europe, they're much cheaper than a cheap motel. The other two great expenses are the cost of transportation and the food.

Talking Yam: Bill, tuck in your chins and get over here! I need a way to eliminate some of my ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Without jumping through administrative hoops, the source says it's unlikely anybody will get executed by December. My question: are most of those people on death row black?

I so loved this gaffe I have to post another reference to it - from Stephen Colbert: enjoy ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Like it wuz an accident, dudes.

Sibilant -it can be an adjective or a noun.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Sylvester the cat prefered part of speach for spraying on onlookers.

Another dead kennedy. Rfks granddaughter died at 22. Cause of death is not known.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

## Here it's 7:35 a.m. and the New York Times nine hours ago knew what killed her. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/01/us/kennedy-compound-overdose.html

These have one thing in common

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

It's time to break into song, singing "Kinky" Friedman's best song *I'm an Asshole from El Paso.* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BYky67PB-4

Could hitting tRump with my Louisville Slugger be considered as a hate crime, or an act of self ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

## Assuming you put some effort in it, it would be considered attempted murder. Reconsider using an elephant gun instead.

Seems appropriate these days

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

## The class motto in my segregated high school (yea, I'm that old) was "Be a man. Join the Klan." I've never been to my high school re-union. Need I explain why?

Why are the liberals blaming white supremacist’s for mass shootings?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

The El Paso shooter wrote a manifesto that used all the common phrases used by Trump tweets. He used better spelling and grammer than Trump. Go figure. I'd like to see what this meme would look like if the bar was raised to ten people or more, with or without a manifesto. Sadly, it isn't all that uncommon for the mass murder to be a disgruntled employee. BTW, what's a gruntled employee? The one without the gun? Absent: women, unless they're that ugly looking.

Learn to appreciate where you are on your journey, even if its not where you had hoped you would be,...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

My favorite season is when I'm not being either broiled alive or flash frozen. Moving to Dixie eliminated the flash frozen season.

That song is stuck there again.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

The irony is lions, like most cats, are most active at night.

Trump insulted Ohio Democrats after visiting Dayton shooting victims, and mistakenly thought one had...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

## I can see our VP saying "Look boss! D'plane! D'plane!" One should stay out of Trump's universe.

NRA steps in to remind Trump of what he's supposed to think | MSNBC

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

"His track record is one of making bold assurances, followed by pathetic retreats. There’s no reason to assume Trump will be any different now." Sounds about right.

[yahoo.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

"He [Tommy Lee] asked, “Do you like Donald Trump? I don’t either. He’s a f**ing idiot. He also called him a “f**king moron.”"

I ve been in USA for 24 yrs guys ( this October ), and a citizen since 2005.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

## Run, little bunny, run! Wait second. At first I thought you said you worked at a chicken processing plant. Alright, I was just messing around with you. It appears to me ICE has a grudge against low skill workers. It's unlikely they will be coming for you by mistake.

Look familiar this shit must stop we cannot go back to that

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

My most ignored proverb: never live in a country that just lost the war.

INFRA DIG.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

## I have low standards for my dignity.

I am staring into a swirling chasm of ultimate black.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

## Coffee before wine and you'll be just fine.

KAINOTOPHOBIA.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

"They say change is good. It never is." --Shelton Cooper, Ph.d.

ABOUT MUFFINS.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

## I'm with the Last Temple of Great Black Cosmic Muffin Mistress. Oh? You've never heard of Her? I invented Her and She never caught on. She considers humans as Her greatest mistake. She doesn't want to hear from them. When they praise Her, it pisses her off. The temple has low overhead because attending temple just pisses Her off. Want to wreck your life? Go to temple. The master plan is when Christians quote scripture to me, I can quote from the High Holy Book of Muffinism, starting with the book of square of negative one. I make up my scriptures on the spot as proof I'm correct and their scriptures aren't. My book is holier than anyone else's. I got talking hedgehogs in my scripture. No talking snakes, thanks! My talking animals are cutier than their talking animals. So there! Nanny, nanny, poo poo.

What we're up against

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

## It's only second cousins, once removed that's always been legal, even if you're not a red neck.

Not enough of this in the world today.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Camera angle is everything.

That right there, is some scary shit.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Yep. On her knees wearing a cape. Super shit, able to . . .

Has GPS ever done you wrong?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## My last GPS was 98% accurate. It'd always get me *within* a block of where I wanted to go and try to take me *two miles* past my home. Now we have **three** GPS devices and Petunia wants to argue with **all** of them. I defer all navigation to her and we gotten as far as 20 miles off course with her map reading skills. I knew the honeymoon was over when I was driving in high speed heavy traffic when she blocked my view with a map and said "See this? This isn't this where we gotta turn, is it?." "No," I said. "I'd like to see 40 tons in an eighteen wheeler heading for us straight on. **Get that map outta my face. I'm driving here.**" Once I pulled off the side of the road to concentrate on the map, she went livid for interrupting our trip. My theory is if I got read anything, I'm getting off the road. If I got to find my cell phone, I'm getting off the road. If I'm driving, I want to look at the road. It's one of my wild ass theories about staying alive. I'm just there for the ride. Nice to get out and see the country. When it all looks hopeless, I stop and ask people for directions who give me the **wrong** directions often based on land marks that aren't there anymore. You know the drill: "You go down a bit until you pass where the fire house **used to be** and turn left. Keep going for a while until you get to . . . . " I annoy the holy who ha's out of them by asking "How far down is a bit and a while? Can you tell me the street names for where I got to turn?" It pulls the common cuss words right out of their shorts. I'm just there for the ride and trying not blow it when Petunia cranks up her back seat driver act. Since we got a newer car recently, she wants to be the first to put a dent in it. Saves me a ton of trouble.

Please let me know if you would say something in this situation.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Shut yer yap. If he pastor has convinced him it's a magical miracle his wife has been zapped by God and the little bastard is his by divine right, there won't be anything either of you will gain by doing the math and figuring out it's not legit. Let his or her relatives point out the obvious to him. People will be doing that for the rest of his life. Jumping in line to be #1 to break the news to him won't be the kindess thing to do.

Back off ladies , and keep your paws on YOUR hips .

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:

## Live long and bring a pooper scooper.

An unpleasant sounding word for unpleasant deeds.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 20, 2019:

## That wins the award for the most obscure and exhaustive definition ever offered in here.

Today I was presented the opportunity to travel to Cuba with a colleague for a cultural exchange ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## . . . when would I ever have this opportunity again? For most of your life. For several years I've been studying vacationing there. In the worst times, an American (although illegally) could fly from Mexico to Cuba. Once off the plane, Cubans would refuse to stamp your passport. Now you can come back with a stamped passport without getting charged with a felony. Once you've jumped through a few hoops (like you have to promise Cubans you'll spend money there), it can be an affordable visit. It's possible to stay with a Cuban family for a fraction of the cost of a hotel, eat cheap on street side restaurants . . . There's even special cabs that can keep the cost of transportation way down. Some people go for medical tourism. You should watch a few videos on Cuba to be aware of the customs of the people.

Cruising the Internet today and came across a perfectly luscious word for this group.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## Pick one who would have no navel: God, Adam or Eve?

Yesterday, I went on a day road trip with a friend.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 23, 2019:

## Thousands of birds fly into skyscrapers because skyscrapers have glass windows. Same story for windmills and the jet aircraft engines. Bird brains.

Hey Everyone.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 23, 2019:

It took a few months before my t-shirt arrived and after I kept mentioning it in the posts. When it did arrive, the wife either threw it away or hid it. 😣😣😣😖😖😫😫

[yahoo.com] CNN hires fired FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe. Kudos in order!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 23, 2019:

## With McCabe's background, I expect CNN to expose more scandals than ever.

[dailykos.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 23, 2019:

## Business as usual.

[alternet.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Question of next week: how low will the Dow Jones have to go until Republicans abandon Trump? I'm betting 50% or worse.

Good Morning Everyone?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 25, 2019:

## One of these day, I'm going to buy a boxed set of the Handmaiden Tale on DVD at the local pawn shop. Enjoy your meeting.

No x3. [facebook.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

## Currently there are four books out where more than two dozen shrinks agree he's nuts. I ought buy a copy of *Summary of The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump: 37 Psychiatrists and Mental Health Experts.*

Sweet kid.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 27, 2019:

## I remember the code in the teacher's break room for spawn of hell was "little darling." I feel absolute certain that during teacher parent discussions that term popped up instead of "If I could feed him to the wood chipper . . . . "

And he says Canada will be paying for it! [newsthump.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 27, 2019:

## Best satire I've read in a long, long time.

Question: How many of you got into a bad relationship because of great sex?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 28, 2019:

## I'm not going to that bar again ever since two women . . . . yea, well I shouldn't give all the details.

I can't stop laughing!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 28, 2019:

## I have too many clothes to put all of them in one suitcase.

Mores - Pronunciation is moray - but please don't confuse it with the tropical eels which have no ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 28, 2019:

## When I look back at my youth, I'm prone to say "The times! The mores! They will never come again!" After that I start singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QptZ8tYZAkE

Oh well.... I guess god doesn't agree [youtube.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:

## When Petunia hears me comment about things religious, she steps away from me. She figures when God throws the lighting bolts, His aim might be off.

Good Morning People - all the people.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Just got back from the grand tour of farmer's markets and second hand stores. Didn't run across anyone holding a yard sale. Among several other things, I got a salad shooter. Now I can blindfold and execute salads at dawn. 😉🤣

Well.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 31, 2019:

## Petunia was disappointed she couldn't order a breakfast in a coffee shop in Amsterdam. She had hoped it'd be like a Starbucks instead of all that smoke.

Anally didn't get this one at first....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## Scatological humor strikes!

Well...It's TRUE!!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:

## As a child, I'd go "What's *that*?" That was the start of many a dumb question that was richly rewarded. Today I'm shameless enough to keep asking the dumb question.

Ballmer peak.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:

## Best excuse for a three martini ever!

I get it!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:

## In dog years, I'm dead. ☠️☠️🐶🐶

Ok.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:

## . . . and be a shining beacon in a land of hopeless ninnies.

FANDANGO.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:

## My home town, Pensacola, FL, is also called the city of five flags. It's because they've have five different countries rule the city. In their annual celebration they look for people who can dance the wild fandango. They never find them. 😕🙁☹️😣😖😫 As a result, I keep promising potential female traveling companions "Come away with me and we'll dance the wild fandango." That's never worked either.

GANCH.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

## It's a word used when discussing misplaced oral sex. "Ganch: The stretch of skin between the anus and the testicles. See also 'chode' or 'grendela' --https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ganch Now aren't you ashamed you brought it up?

On the Road with Trump's Rally Diehards

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

"She keeps going because she trusts only the president to deliver her the news. “How else would I know what’s going on?” she said." Watch the news. Watching or reading the news is too much for them. Give the opertunity, most people would rather watch a mindless game show, ie *Wheel of Fortune* than follow the news.

Not so sharpie

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

## Snort. Giggle.

I always warn them! Lol!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 9, 2019:

## I may have dated a couple of your family members.

Everyone's favorite huckster, Anti-Fred, is back. How long do you think he will last this time?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 10, 2019:

## My entire bio is "It's me." We all know what chaos I've left in my wake. He didn't write a bio? Give 'em hell Anti-Fred. You couldn't find a more deserving group.

Living in a partnership that isn’t normal AND THAT WORKS?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:

## I've often told tales of what I did with a series of women who were so enamored of my cooking that they rewarded me with sleep overs and a few that brought their single female friends. A good time was had by all for many decades. Now I'm married and a retired slut. Petunia runs them off with a broom and takes me to covered dish events. Frequently the dish comes back empty with Petunia announcing "99 made that."

Nothing gets your heart pumping like having to deal with a rattlesnake.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:

## Forget shooting the snake. It's narrow (making it hard to hit) and it'll move unpredictably, making it even harder to hit. Now for functional advice: use a hoe. (Keep your mind out of the gutter, dude). A long handle hoe. You'll be out of striking range when you cut it half. BTW, taste like crab but it has so many bones it isn't worth the effort.

Do you have an itch for adventure?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 14, 2019:

## Major deal on those adventures is they're super expensive. Everest is junked out from other hikers. It's crowded now. On the other hand, I had anus gripping advetures that were affordable such as mountain climbing, camping on the sumit, swimming with the sharks, camping with the bears and had sex with other guys' girlfriends before telling them where to stick it. Why I even learned how to use a chain saw from a mass murder (may the parole board be turning him down now). Petunia (insignificant other) still has the willies the times I drove us through Atlanta, Georgia, during rush hour. She's got a low adventure tolerance. She doesn't even want to take the ski lift.

I do not go on FaceBook very often I rarely read post there anymore.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 16, 2019:

## Did you add anything on your profile? Something like "fiscally independent, enjoys transcontiental travel by private jet . . . ."

Always follow the money

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 18, 2019:

## Snopes say this is balony. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-abramovich-border-wall/

Something bad happed one November day. A disease broke out in America and there is no cure

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 19, 2019:

## People are gullible enough to believe in "reality" shows.

Home is where the hearth is.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 19, 2019:

## After the 938 time the wind blew down the chimney, Petunia decided we didn't need to use the fireplace.

I can relate to this word.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 21, 2019:

## We'un's have a shortage of old English wandering the woods near me.

marionville need your help, had concussion so me brain is having trouble spelling, tried the old ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

## I've largely abandoned a physical dictionary for Google. Generally if I can get anywhere close to spelling it, Google will offer a suggestion for the correct spelling. At least you haven't been confused by demi-sexual, graysexual, pansexual, skoliosexual and Satan save us all, autosexual. That last one doesn't mean you're doing the dirty with a VW.

EXCORIATE-- censure or criticize severely. in medicine, to damage or remove the surface of the skin

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 24, 2019:

## Rip their hides off; hear 'em scream.

If the Senate fails to convict and remove tRump, how will future historians write this chapter of ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

## The rise of the king.

[returntonow.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Hemp is an expensive substitute for cotton. The trade off is hemp is more durable.

Good morning Girls and boys.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 26, 2019:

## . . . . !!! . . . . . . . . !!! . . . . . . . . !!! . . . . . . . . !!! . . . . . . . . !!! . . . . Hey, I left out a few things in my excitement.

Some neighbors will complain about anything

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## I've had that conversation with a neighbor.

RACHMANISM.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## I can get two examples of that happening to one guy. Both times the property was condemed by the health department. Both times after was out of there, the landlords leveled the buildings immediately.

TUMESCENT - Adjective.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 29, 2019:

## Not to be confused with eating Tums until the heart burn goes away.

I am enjoying this way too much.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 30, 2019:

## Mean old Jack.

Yaaay! Haaaapppy Colonoscopy Daaaay!!! Yup it's been a special night for me, all leading up to this ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 1, 2019:

## Had one about two years ago. The doctor complained it was the toughest wrestling match he'd ever had to get the scope inside. It's official: I'm a tight ass. Leader of the pack. Side issue: he removed two polyps.

XENODOCHIAL.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 3, 2019:

## It doesn't describe where I live. Seconds after you start flapping your jaws around here the classic reply is "Jew t'ain't from 'round cheer, are you?"

ASEXUAL.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 6, 2019:

## I don't even want the double points for that one.

For your Nancy Drew fans

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Don't need Nancy Drew. Naw. I got several reasons how Trump appealed to his base. 1) The base thinks since reliable news source largely **agree** with each other on major news stories, it must be a conspiracy. A wild ass story (i.e. shape shifting lizard overlords run the world) that the major media doesn't cover **must** be true. Yea, it's an opinion that is crazy. We got plenty of crazy people in the US and too many of them vote. 2) Trump was a such a successful businessman on his lack of reality show, people would fight to work for him. Since his base didn't watch reliable news sources, they bought it. Reality is nobody wants to make a career working for a guy who avoids paying wages. 3) They bought into the theory, we need a **successful** businessman in government instead of another political who knows how to work with government. Most businessmen/women run their business as a dictatorship to turn a profit. Reality is government is a totally different beast. Government operates at a **loss** to benefit the people while business operates to screw the people turn turn a profit. Yea, his base has an opinion that is crazy. We got plenty of crazy people in the US and too many of them vote. 4) Trump eschews the compound complex sentence for short, poorly spelled sentence fragments that are repeated until they are bored into his followers minds. Bored so deeply into his follower's minds that they keep repeating "lock her up" long after he's abandoned his promise. 5) Trump operates on racial and ethnic **fear.** It appeals to those who've never left the farm in small town America. His followers don't know those people, ergo they're gullible about what different racial and ethnic groups are about. We have plenty of stay at home hicks in America. 6) He makes promises to bring back the good paying jobs. Even coal miners have figured out that their jobs have been replaced by natural gas and the gains by renewable energy sources but doesn't it sound **good** if they could get their jobs back?

Josh Robertson 10/3/2019 Trump: Elizabeth Warren has too many giraffes.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 6, 2019:

## I know giraffes. They were the best giraffes. 🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒

Second whistleblower to testify against trump. People are after his ass!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## The second one had *personal* first hand handling of the calls but by the time he stepped forward, they had enough documentation not to need him. All that said, Trump's repeat performance asking **China** to investigate Biden . . . . Hot dam! He might as well nailed his ass to the wall for the firing squad.

Who knew?🤣

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## They moved (see earlier post) to Gay Hell, Michigan.

🐡🐠🐟🐬🐳🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## It's called sushi!

White House unveils Trump Presidential Portrait | The Chaser

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

## We can dream of #2.

Trump got rolled in call with Erdogan. [newsweek.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

## The source quotes Trumps " . . . .if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I've done before!) . . . ." He was bamboozed in his great and and unmatched wisdom.

Good morning Girls and Boys.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## I've been offering invitations for many a moon. Nobody from this group darkens my doorstep. General rule is distance. One gal told me a 90 minute drive was **too much.**

Storm raging up! Heard on Morning Express that he claims that only 25% want him impeached.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

## Heard on Morning Express . . . . Not a news source I'm familar with. Newspaper? TV program? TV network cable channel? Web site?

Yesterday Chump said the Kurds didn’t help us in WWII, that’s why we’re abandoning them.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

## Trump? You expect Trump to know history about an ethnic group that's largely obscure to most Americans? Oh, pshaw!

The man I am dating told me that most women wear thong underwear, at least on date night.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 12, 2019:

## Give a gal a chance and she'll lead me through the women's underwear section. One guy told me they design department stores so that no matter where you go, you'll be encountering the panties because panties are an impulse purchase item. Judging from wandering through the panties for sale, it appears most women don't wear thongs. Considering the displays most women **will** buy a lot of lacy panties over the granny panties. Women won't stay with me when I say "Look, it's the men's underwear department. Think they got anything in satin?" 😟😟