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When you are quarantined and still want your day in the sun.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

## The editors of *Outside* magazine say "stay home." Going to parks to backpack outside also means traveling through communities buying gasoline, groceries, meals, etc. and staying near rural hospitals that haven't factored you in should you become ill. Some guys ruin all the fun. BTW, the editor is a woman.

A fashion revival.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

## If you are wearing a hoop skirt, you can't sit down. Getting inside a single wide door is a big enough problem.

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Monday! Last night my tv remote died so 1st thing this am I made a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

## At level 10 they ought give you a trench coat instead of a t-shirt.

The atrocity! Call the cops!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

## Can't put it on the toilet roll dispenser.

[statista.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

>Don't expect the press to do anything but OBFISCATE . . . As a newspaper journalist I was trained to write at eighth grade level. Was that too difficult for you? 😡🤬 My eyeballs start to do 78 rpm when I hear "the media" is all the same, they all conspire to achive the same purpose, they all . . . . I never got the call that said "We've all decided how you're going to write your story . . . ." You are reciting the biggest American bull twinkie conspiracy theory of all time.

Are you checking your prescription before you take it?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

## The three day, self-quarantine tabs.

Says it all

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

## Perfect.

Not sick of them yet?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

## The doc is right.

Please, when on your walk practice 2 metre’s or 6 feet of separation from other people.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

## Seneca, SC, is on the quilt trail. You can spot the quilt trail by paintings of quilts designs on the buildings. Only takes 2,000 hours to do a wedding ring quilt. So if you ever stagger into a quilt store and say "$300! What's so special about a blanket?" you'll know why.

Musician funnies.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

## One must be able to read sheet music to understand the joke.

Everyone's adapting, even Broadway Musicals

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

## I live there! Shortage of singing and dancing. Most common greeting for those not born there is "War jew from?"

Today's Bible lesson

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

## I would expect them to ask "where did you hear THAT?" I don't have the scripture and verse. On the other hand, I've run into those who tell me Jesus wasn't Jewish. White guy, you know.

OK Let's try this again.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

## Hecky durn. That's when Petunia and I were toiling in the fields. It's been getting into the 80's here and crops need to be planted.

Walter White:

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

## I give evangalists the willies. Nice to know. Can't be much of a religion if it can't take ridicule.

[youtube.com] Medical advice from a foul-mouthed Sheila.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

## Really, you're from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan? I've always wanted to spend a couple of days there.

I think you all know I love to cook

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## You got relatives in Hawaii?

This pandemic could end up being a slow Reichstag fire.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## I might have been the only one asking "How 'bout right of assembly?"

Bromide noun A platitude or trite saying.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## It also refers to: *a sedative preparation containing potassium bromide.* (Oxford English Dictionary). It's one of **three** meanings.

Well its a beautiful Saturday in the Capital Region of NY.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## It's getting weird here. Petunia has been using the crisis as an excuse for binge grocery buying. She told me a local store restricted her to one type of meat. Therefore she got a package of boneless chicken breasts, bone in chicken breasts, a whole chicken, a rotisserie chicken, frozen chicken nuggets and chicken thighs. Before you ask, it's hamburger night.

Somebody change the channel.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## It's a British series I don't get locally.

Sunrise inspiration

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## I'm more of a cat person.

Cat logic

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## The first meme is Percy (my Tom cat) endorsed.

Just a little tp humour...... I feel we may be seeing the birth of a new fad....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## First one stolen and sent to guilty suspects.

No control, only regrets

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## I wonder if I can go to my favorite bar and get a growler of beer to go.

Have you ever been mugged?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## We have a fabled collected of coffee mugs. Not one of these.

My posts are rated 'R'....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## How about minors with sticks in inappropriate places? How about adults who are immature? Where is the warning for those critters? If issued, would they pay attention? We need a Z rating for them.

MOOCH.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## Also see: https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=minnie+the+moocher+cab+calloway

Good Morning Everyone! Well after listening to Governor Andrew Cuomo NY is officially shut down ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

## Yesterday here in South Carolina, they shut down the library and suspended late fees.

Website calculator for these trying times: how much toilet paper do you have, and how long will it ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

## Does this factor in the two yards per visit per woman?

Fucking Genius! :D

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

## My IQ is in the high two digits -- Count Olaf,*A Series of Unfortunate Events*

Walmart to Hire 150,000 and Give $550 Million in Cash Bonuses Walmart, the nation’s largest ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

## Walmart has held food drives to pay their own employees. Once it got national attention, they stopped doing it.

Stupid toilet paper hoarders!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 19, 2020:

## Mexican wet wipes. Not flushable at all. Beats pine cones.

Now what do I do?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

## As if that's going to happen.

As a public service, if you believe you have the virus, watch this and you will be cured .

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

## Thank you lord Jesus. Heal 'pooter heal!

Spotted at a ranger's station at Congaree National Park, South Carolina.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

## Most common features of the park are cane breaks, cypress knees and slews (small ponds) surrounded by endless boot sucking mud. They claim to have "gigantic" (30 feet tall) loblolly pines.

Eat your heart out at Australian ingenuity - Outback Australian bidet and answer to toilet paper ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

## It's memes r us. No meme.

My hat off to them.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

The concept of a living wage is elusive to most employers.

JUXTAPOSITION.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

## My favorite example is "Sex is one thing but sleep is personal."

Know your symptoms

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

## I've gotten drunk and choosen women I shouldn't have had sex with but because sex sobers one up, I don't sleep with them. Sex is one thing but sleep is personal.

After today I will be working remotely from home until at least April 3rd.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

## Now your customers can hear your children whine "BUT MOM . . . ." The inherent assumption is if you're at home, you're not at work. If you're not at work, you can take care of their demands even if you're on the phone. **Right . . . .**

Coronavirus Truthers Preying on the Anxieties of the Moment As the global coronavirus outbreak ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

## This guy is a fruit cake. One source (https://www.alternet.org/2020/03/you-are-criminally-stupid-david-clarke-slammed-for-urging-americans-to-ignore-cdc-precautions-and-visit-bars-restaurants-shopping-malls/) says: "As the coronavirus pandemic goes from bad to worse and the worldwide death toll soars past 7,000, some far-right extremists continue to insist that the mainstream media are exaggerating the threat. One such extremist is Tea Party activist and former Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke, who is coming under fire for a barrage of unhinged coronavirus-related tweets — including one urging Americans to spend more time in public places. In fact, Twitter has removed some of Clarke’s tweets for promoting dangerous behavior. "One of the worst offenders was a tweet Clarke posted on Sunday, March 15, when he wrote, “GO INTO THE STREETS FOLKS. Visit bars, restaurants, shopping malls, CHURCHES and demand that your schools re-open. NOW! If government doesn’t stop this foolishness…STAY IN THE STREETS. END GOVERNMENT CONTROL OVER OUR LIVES. IF NOT NOW, WHEN? THIS IS AN EXPLOITATION OF A CRISIS.” "In separate tweet, Clarke posted, “We are AMERICANS. Past generations dealing with adversity, stared it down went after it. They were tough. After several decades of liberal wussification we have become SOFT. Now we panic and run in the face of adversity. We create a run on toilet paper.” "One of the tweets found Clarke asserting that Americans should be worried about abortion rather than coronavirus. The former Milwaukee County Sheriff wrote, “The left tries shut anybody down who is not panicking over this FLU. They point to the death toll and say…don’t you care? I point to the hundreds of thousands of babies who die every year as the result of ABORTION and I ask the…DON’T YOU CARE?” "Never one to shy away from conspiracy theories, Clarke also wondered if billionaire George Soros is involved in what he views as an overreaction to coronavirus. Clarke posted, “Not ONE media outlet has asked about George Soros’s involvement in this FLU panic. He is SOMEWHERE involved in this.” "Twitter users have been quick to slam Clarke for encouraging Americans to put themselves at risk for contracting the deadly coronavirus. Journalist/author David Cay Johnston described Clarke as the “winner of the stupidest tweet of the week award — and there’s nothing else close enough for second place.” "Tommy Vietor, founder of Crooked Media, said in response to Clarke’s “visit bars, restaurants” tweet, “You are criminally stupid. Also, your hat sucks.” And Twitter user Jeff Tiedrich, @itsJeffTiedrich, told Clarke, “Do you have any idea just how ridiculous you sound?” "John Pavlovitz, @johnpavlovitz, said...

Just the facts....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

## It tends to target people over 50. Most members of congress are over 50. A hard rain is about to fall.

We're trapped between the banter and the Deep-State Blowsy?[thebanter.substack.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

## "This is for paying subscribers" says the site cited.

As I sit at home sick (not covid 19),my April 1st trip cancelled,on hold with the airline.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

## Two days ago, I turned to the temporary spouse and said "Gas prices are $1.84 a gallon. I got ten empty five gallon gas cans. Let's fill 'em up, put 'em in the bed of the truck and visit Canada." The Canadian prime minister promptly threw a monkey wrench at those plans. Guess I'll have to settle for Denver. 👎🏼😧

Pandemics are kawaii!! ✌️ [knowyourmeme.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

## One wonders where one can obtain fresh, healthy bat for dinner.

Seven family members fatally shot in North Carolina

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

## The event was reported by NBC News, which indicates to me it made national news. As per YOUR newspaper not puting it on the front line, reflects the choice of the editor. Which paper do you subscribe to? Newspaper subscriptions have been in decline for decades. I get my detailed news from reading on line newspapers. There are no front pages. However, my father-in-law subscribes to THREE local newspapers and he hands them down to his daughter. It is likely it made the front pages of nearby local newspapers in North Carolina. If it bleeds, it leads. This is true for local papers and local broadcast news.

Starting now in Denver/Colorado according to my daughter