The truth about Republican Jesus....

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2020:

## Stolen and saved.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 18, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Have you gotten a response from him?

UNTRAMMELLED (UNTRAMMELED in USA).

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2020:

Now there is one I have not heard in a long time.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 18, 2020:

We hang out in all the wrong circles.

Just curious.

girlwithsmiles comments on May 17, 2020:

@Admin?

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 18, 2020:

@girlwithsmiles Prior to running off to the south of France, one liquidates the estate and makes calls to off shore bankers. The fruit of one lions often is neither trustworthy or competent to run an estate. You should read Edgar Allen Poe's biography to see an extreme example.

Thats correct

Besalbub comments on May 17, 2020:

I would have thought the same , but trump was elected and we may elect someone worse than trump someday who may think how good trumps speeches were .

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 18, 2020:

@Besalbub > I can't believe he was worse . . . Believe, honey child. BELIEVE! > . . . he had to be more intelligent . On that point we agree. Dead snails are smarter than Trump.

Every time I think people can't get any dumber, they keep proving me wrong.

powder comments on May 17, 2020:

Don't tell them the first migration into the Americas was probably from Russia

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 18, 2020:

A more common theory holds they ambled over either from Mongolia or Siberia. Because there are statues of heads with African features in central America, the first Americans may have been African fishermen who were bad navigators. That theory holds that after they didn't return to Africa, African navigation improved and they kept African women off the ships. The lost Africans interbreed with the Mongolians immigrants. This theory also explains why it was considered bad luck to have a woman on a sailing ship. They'll tell guys where to go and then they'll get seriously lost at sea. My theory is modestly supported by allowing women to play navigator with me during long trips. Petunia (my temporary spouse) even has arguments with the GPS and has shoved the map in my face while I'm driving to ask where we are.When she does that, I pull over immediately lest I drive into oncoming school buses. If I don't care when we get there, I let a gal do the navigation. The Africans may have had the same problem. My theory is funkier than thou. This message has been brought to you by the get the warthog a cute gal for canoe ballast committee.

I was at the post office a few days ago and just so happens the pastor's wife was there.

Julie808 comments on May 18, 2020:

I guess that's better than "whenever you are delivering!" Maybe she was going to bring dinner or a dessert to leave on the porch for your mom. Can't say no to that! :-)

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 18, 2020:

Look at the door cam and watch the neighbor's dog eat it.

Just curious.

girlwithsmiles comments on May 17, 2020:

@Admin?

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 18, 2020:

@girlwithsmiles On You Tube sometimes I run across messages like "We're not allowed to let you view this in YOUR country. Have you considered moving to the south of France?" Other times in here I run across a notice in one of my groups just so I can run over and find the thread is not active NOW. No reason is ever given. We'll have no discussions about flamingos in here, bub. There's been a lot of head scratching about stuff like that at the famed Warthog Estate.

Thats correct

Besalbub comments on May 17, 2020:

I would have thought the same , but trump was elected and we may elect someone worse than trump someday who may think how good trumps speeches were .

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 17, 2020:

President Jackson was worse but nobody follows history THAT closely.

The alien attacks have reached their peak. Time to reopen Applebee's.

NHjulie comments on May 17, 2020:

I truly thought this was made up at first, then realized tRump is still in office so it is probably true. And sure enough....and it is still there.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 17, 2020:

Sobriety is a horrible thing and should be avoided.

Absolutely Priceless.

racocn8 comments on May 17, 2020:

Nice and concise. In case anyone missed it, here is my summary. Trump produced numerous tweets criticizing Obama’s handling of the Ebola outbreak, so Trump had understanding and concern about pandemic outbreaks. He later took similar actions that he criticized Obama for. In 2015, Obama’s...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 17, 2020:

@NHjulie Pick one: 😤😠😡🤬

Just curious.

girlwithsmiles comments on May 17, 2020:

@Admin?

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 17, 2020:

@girlwithsmiles Later, they'll be heading out to the Floppy Boobie Strip Club. Don't wait up.

Another one bites the dust.

Charlene comments on May 17, 2020:

S.M.F.H..🤬🤬🤬🤬

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 17, 2020:

@Charlene Head fucks? Is that with or without dentures?

Another one bites the dust.

Charlene comments on May 17, 2020:

S.M.F.H..🤬🤬🤬🤬

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 17, 2020:

S.M.F.H.? Silly mothers and freaking Hoosiers?

My contribution for Sunday: Gem Series VESUVIANITE Vesuvianite is a mineral formed by the ...

Charlene comments on May 17, 2020:

Wow..Don't see the jade connection though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 17, 2020:

He lost me when he said "contact metamorphism."

I am reading Anatole France's 1957 novel Peguin Island.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2020:

## You're reminding me one of my childhood experiences. My mother checked out a book listed as "juvenile" fiction. She wanted to impress on me how important it was to read and therefore wanted a book to read. It had so many odd words, she had to constantly stop about four times to the page to figure...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 17, 2020:

@t1nick “The death of dogma is the birth of morality.” ― Immanuel Kant To which I respond "My karma beat up your dogma." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just curious.

girlwithsmiles comments on May 17, 2020:

@Admin?

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 17, 2020:

They're over there, eating salted boiled peanuts and drinking Miller Low Life.

Unlike some others we won't mention here....

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2020:

>Unlike some others we won't mention here.... ## Buck up bozo and mention away.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 17, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Not that anyone mentioned prostitutes but to answer your question: I'm cheap. Unlike the vast majority in here, I have always found enough willing women for sex who don't charge. Now I'm married, it's down to just one. The crowd tries to show up anyway but the wife runs them off. Petunia says "He's a mean old man BUT he's MY mean old man." However, the topic you'd introduced was straight out of Harry Potter: those people you can't mention. After a good eye roll, I urged you to mention them anyway. Just to piss me off, you STILL won't mention them.

I am reading Anatole France's 1957 novel Peguin Island.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2020:

## You're reminding me one of my childhood experiences. My mother checked out a book listed as "juvenile" fiction. She wanted to impress on me how important it was to read and therefore wanted a book to read. It had so many odd words, she had to constantly stop about four times to the page to figure...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 17, 2020:

@t1nick I wouldn't think that a parent would whip Immanuel Kant's *Critique of Pure Reason* and read it aloud to a four year old. Now listen to this one, little Jimmy "There is something splendid about innocence; but what is bad about it, in turn, is that it cannot protect itself very well and is easily seduced." After a few zingers like that, Jimmy's eyeballs would glaze over.

Working hard to protect Americans?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2020:

## Is the second one supposed to be a coffin? A hope chest?

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 17, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Gruel is too good for him. IV feeding only.

Unlike some others we won't mention here....

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2020:

>Unlike some others we won't mention here.... ## Buck up bozo and mention away.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 16, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz >that is a false statement on your part.... Worse. I agreed with you. See previous comment.

Unlike some others we won't mention here....

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2020:

>Unlike some others we won't mention here.... ## Buck up bozo and mention away.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 16, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz At the time you said to see your second comment, a comment you hadn't made yet on this thread. It was telling me I should hunt down everything you've ever posted on every thread . . . . Oh, sure, like THAT'S going to happen. Might as well make up your comments for you. Wild women on my door step is not a problem. Petunia runs them off with a broom. What's your excuse?

[yahoo.com] Robert Deniro dreams of hitting Trump in the face with a bag of shit. Anyone else?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 15, 2020:

## Fresh feces don't pack much of a wallop. Now if you want to talk about holding his head inside one my bee hives, we're getting somewhere.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 16, 2020:

@dan325 Bees are a society of feminist Nazis. Once they've mated with the queen, the drones (the males) are eliminated. It's as alien a society as it gets. Beekeepers are burly because of all the heavy lifting involved in beekeeping. Therefore holding Trump's face inside the hive shouldn't be all that difficult. Getting him away from the teams of body guards and Secret Service, arg, me lively, thar be the rub!

Unlike some others we won't mention here....

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2020:

>Unlike some others we won't mention here.... ## Buck up bozo and mention away.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 16, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz The comment where you said wild women keep littering your doorstep?

A while ago, I wanted to broach the subject of new relationships for the New Normal.

HippieChick58 comments on May 16, 2020:

That won't work for me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 16, 2020:

You'd want your seksbuddy to do the dishes.

If Biden is elected, the lawsuits won't stop for Trump; pardons won't be granted [msn.com]

UrsiMajor comments on May 15, 2020:

Do everything you can to help Biden. I started a group on this forum called Biden 2020.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 16, 2020:

@UrsiMajor Once somebody gets their t-shirt, that typing too much is a given.

[yahoo.com] Robert Deniro dreams of hitting Trump in the face with a bag of shit. Anyone else?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 15, 2020:

## Fresh feces don't pack much of a wallop. Now if you want to talk about holding his head inside one my bee hives, we're getting somewhere.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 16, 2020:

@dan325 Bees don't bite. Honeybees commit suicide by putting their stinkers in whatever they think is a threat to the hive. Once their stinker is in the bee pulls its own guts out after the sting. Given they're willing to die in a mass suicide attack, concentrating on the face, this can be a problem. QED the protective clothing of the beekeeper. By saying "mass suicide attack" we're talking about 30,000 to 80,000 bees. It does get worse. Once a bee has committed suicide, the smell of her guts (most of the bees are female) it tells other bees "sting here." Given a chance, they go for the eyeballs. The animal most likely to be a threat to them is a bear. A bear is pretty much stink proof EXCEPT around the eyes and the soft spots on their paws. Attacking the face is of a habit of the hive's nature. As a bee keeper, I've had them cover my veil so thickly it was hard to see. I've had them dive bomb my bonnet until it sounded like rain. Whoa, can a hive of bees get pissed? Now you want to guess why MOST people don't get into beekeeping? I live dangerously. Sticking Trump's face inside a bee hive is going to be hurt a lot more than getting hit by a sack of warm wet feces.

If Biden is elected, the lawsuits won't stop for Trump; pardons won't be granted [msn.com]

UrsiMajor comments on May 15, 2020:

Do everything you can to help Biden. I started a group on this forum called Biden 2020.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 16, 2020:

How's the fund raising going?

If Biden is elected, the lawsuits won't stop for Trump; pardons won't be granted [msn.com]

altschmerz comments on May 16, 2020:

He *says* that, but you know, Obama ran as an antiwar president and didn't do anything to war criminal Bush.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 16, 2020:

For sure it's a PROMISE. If it'll be kept, we won't know until he's in office..

Oh the crazy fantasies those Trumpers have and how they do love to project them onto others.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 8, 2020:

## No red heads?

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 15, 2020:

@Duchess I used to have hair.

I have never been more disgusted uneasy and unsafe in the community I live around here in rural ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2020:

## That's how the locals feel when the Yankees buy our real estate for their gated communities.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 14, 2020:

@dan325 >have you folks considered seceding? Been there, done that. Now the rust belt industries moved south, leading a few of saying "we won!"

ramekin /ˈraməkən/ noun a small dish for baking and serving an individual portion of food.

HippieChick58 comments on May 14, 2020:

I don't know many folks who call them ramekins now, but I have used the word. But then again I don't really bake any more.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 14, 2020:

On the far extreme, Petunia keeps buying us baking mixes that she wants me to use. She's got no intention of using the oven until it's a high holy feast day like Christmas, Thanksgiving or Easter. I wind up telling her that it doesn't make sense to run the oven against the AC. I ought to tell the relatives we're celebrating Eid Al-Fitr this month just to see their faces glaze over. They have no clue what Ramadan is or what to do on the last day of Ramadan. Then there's THIS thing. Hey, mon, have a cow!

Let's play a game of who's who.

LucyLoohoo comments on May 13, 2020:

I love froggies! I'd pick up the frog and even kiss it. UNLIKE that POS on the left!

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 14, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo > It worked for the princess! The proverb is "You got to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince." As you've surely noticed women in this group rant about previous frogs. They get into this "I've been frenched by too many *&^A% frogs!" > You didn't mention putting it in a blender either I thought you knew: what's red and green and goes 200 mph? Kermit in a blender.

I have never been more disgusted uneasy and unsafe in the community I live around here in rural ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2020:

## That's how the locals feel when the Yankees buy our real estate for their gated communities.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 14, 2020:

@dan325 >Who said anything about anti-tank guns? They're not "big guns" until they destroy houses. Well, unless you're speaking of women with back problems. ;-) >if they're getting several times what their properties are worth, they don't have much reason to complain. Dam Yankee is one who moved to Dixie to STAY. The rest of them are Yankees.

We are atheists and we know Ma and Pa Nature are running the show, both COVID and the armed or ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 13, 2020:

Ma and Pa Nature are sadistic bastards.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 13, 2020:

@yvilletom Spoil my fun?

Let's play a game of who's who.

LucyLoohoo comments on May 13, 2020:

I love froggies! I'd pick up the frog and even kiss it. UNLIKE that POS on the left!

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 13, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo You didn't mention putting it in a blender either.

Let's play a game of who's who.

LucyLoohoo comments on May 13, 2020:

I love froggies! I'd pick up the frog and even kiss it. UNLIKE that POS on the left!

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 13, 2020:

@TheGreatShadow I'm not implying anything. That's what it's called in Peru. For real. For more detail that you'd want hear about a stomach growling subject, see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MJAxn74JCk

Let's play a game of who's who.

LucyLoohoo comments on May 13, 2020:

I love froggies! I'd pick up the frog and even kiss it. UNLIKE that POS on the left!

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 13, 2020:

This particular frog is endangered because eating it is supposed to make men more manly. Still planning to kiss it?

I'm sure we could think of a few more...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2020:

The brewmaster that could not sell vodka to Russians? Okay Putin bought 2 bottles out of sympathy.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 12, 2020:

@TheGreatShadow Did you use a dough hook and White Lily flour?

I'm sure we could think of a few more...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2020:

The brewmaster that could not sell vodka to Russians? Okay Putin bought 2 bottles out of sympathy.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 12, 2020:

@TheGreatShadow Way off topic but as long as we're going there, I used to make pizza from scratch. My mother asked "Why do they always have to be ROUND?' QED, I made her a star shaped pizza. Not going to do it again. It took an extra half hour to shape the pizza dough into a star. The pizza didn't taste any better with a different shape. There is only one place that makes whisky in Russia, the Praskoveyskoye Distillery. I'm not sure if their whisky is bourbon.

I'm sure we could think of a few more...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2020:

The brewmaster that could not sell vodka to Russians? Okay Putin bought 2 bottles out of sympathy.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 12, 2020:

Piffle. Would you buy bourbon from Russians?

I have never been more disgusted uneasy and unsafe in the community I live around here in rural ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2020:

## That's how the locals feel when the Yankees buy our real estate for their gated communities.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 12, 2020:

@dan325 >Yankees aren't running around in make-believe soldier suits . . . Who are you talking about? > . . . and waving big guns. Armed protestors carry (not wave) riffles or shotguns, not anti-tanks weapons. >And the locals don't have to sell their real estate if they feel that badly about it. When they're offered several times what the local real estate sells for, they feel bad if they DON'T sell it the the well heeled idiot.

Got it straight from the dispenser....

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 11, 2020:

## Tito's Vodka said not to use their vodka for hand sanitizer because it didn't have enough alcohol (40 proof) to work. That's some watered down vodka!

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 11, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz The high proof wine has the extra bang because extra alcohol was added to stop fermentation.

It's a good thing Mike can pray stuff away...

Outlier comments on May 10, 2020:

Remember this?

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 11, 2020:

You'd think they'd have prayed for something stronger.

North Carolina deputy led armed group to black teen’s home, lawyer claims

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2020:

## The deputy was fired.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez If he applies for police work, they'll contact his former employers.

What will be your destination after all is done? What do you think about Dominican Republic?

TheAquarius comments on May 10, 2020:

Let's go to Dominican Republic

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

Would you rent me a moped?

What will be your destination after all is done? What do you think about Dominican Republic?

St-Sinner comments on May 10, 2020:

I will head out to some quieter place outside the U.S. I like exotic cultures, places and not much interested in Europe. I like Asia and Africa.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

@St-Sinner Of course I said that. You didn't mention ANY PLACE IN TWO CONTINENTS YOU WANTED TO GO. My guess is you don't know any specific place you want to go. Republic of Chad is my least favorite country, the dingle berry of the universe. It's in Africa and most gringos have never heard of it. In Am Dam they might kill you just because you're the first atheist they let clear customs.

What will be your destination after all is done? What do you think about Dominican Republic?

seattlepanda comments on May 10, 2020:

China...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

@seattlepanda Sounds like an interesting place for mountain hiking.

What will be your destination after all is done? What do you think about Dominican Republic?

St-Sinner comments on May 10, 2020:

I will head out to some quieter place outside the U.S. I like exotic cultures, places and not much interested in Europe. I like Asia and Africa.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

So you want to visit the small town of Am Dam, Republic of Chad?

What will be your destination after all is done? What do you think about Dominican Republic?

seattlepanda comments on May 10, 2020:

China...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

@seattlepanda Got an itch to visit their island communities in Zhejiang?

I've been getting a few posts over the last week or so from young ladies, mid 30's only a few ...

LucyLoohoo comments on May 9, 2020:

This is why I show my age as 102! Oddly enough...nobody wants to hit on a woman that age.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

I want your body for canoe ballast. Bow rides high when it's just me in the back.

What will be your destination after all is done? What do you think about Dominican Republic?

seattlepanda comments on May 10, 2020:

China...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

Heap of real estate that China. Sichuan? Inner Mongolia?

🎶 Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. 🎶

jdubose comments on May 9, 2020:

Two American kids

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

@scurry They preferred awful dippy songs like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Uxb6N2rlzU

Gee.... 29 degrees in May. Maybe it will kill the murder hornets?

azzow2 comments on May 9, 2020:

Hornets can sting multiple times as well as bite. I would bet that they are just like any wild critter leave them alone and they will ignore you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

Most stinging bugs I've encountered will hang out in front of a person's face until they get swatted at. After that, they'll sting. For most people it's difficult to wait a few seconds while a mud dobber wasp hangs out three inches away from their face. It's curiosity, not aggression. Wait a few seconds and it'll wander away.

Gee.... 29 degrees in May. Maybe it will kill the murder hornets?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 9, 2020:

## As a beekeeper, it'll means something entirely different: replacing the Italian bees in my hive with bees from Japan.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

@alliwant On the other hand, I was always amazed what European honey bees tolerate inside their hives. I've found a few lizards in there.

Happy Mothers Day!!!

Theresa_N comments on May 10, 2020:

Nothing like my mother.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

Be still my acid tongue.

[youtube.com] At the request of a member here.

HippieChick58 comments on May 9, 2020:

Maybe some day I will find that, not holding my breath though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

This morning after she threw a fit about how I drove past a good parking spot, I found a spot and hugged her anyway. Much, much later I went to bed early and when she jumped in FOUR HOURS LATER, she told me she had been reflecting how she felt forever love because I'd hugged her in the parking lot. Things I do to temporary spouses . . . .

🎶 Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. 🎶

jdubose comments on May 9, 2020:

Two American kids

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

Moldy oldie radio song for the grandparents.

today in Muskoka

scurry comments on May 9, 2020:

Yup. No word of a lie... Today I cut my grass As It Was Snowing.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 10, 2020:

That beats us having frost warnings here in South Carolina. For two decades I've been living here last killing frost date has been April 15. The rule was the deadline for filing taxes was April 15th -- now go put a crop in the ground already. Now they've even set the federal tax filing day until later in the year. Even stranger, now we have a new riding lawn mower Petunia thinks it's fun and mows the yard for me.

LASSITUDE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 9, 2020:

## Petunia claims lassitude is caused by her recliner. Once in her recliner, she's too tired to get out of it. Therefore once on her throne if she wants a drink, I hear her say "serve me, love monkey." While in the recliner, she'll complain about what a struggle it'll be to get to the toilet.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 9, 2020:

@Marionville I've yet to see an overstuffed commode that she could recline on.

story of my 2020 travel plans

scurry comments on May 8, 2020:

😞😞 I feel bad for that luggage. (does there need to be a sad reaction emoji? Didn't there used to be one??)

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 9, 2020:

Sad emoji? Got me. 😞😔😟😕🙁☹️😣😖😫😩🥺😢

Red Elephant: lots of REAL facts about interracial violence and fake news:::: 90+ percent are ...

mcgeo52 comments on May 8, 2020:

Go troll elsewhere, asshole. I’m not buying your bullshit, and neither is anybody else here.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 9, 2020:

Hey, I thought cutie beauty was buying.

Saw this this morning.

yvilletom comments on May 9, 2020:

In a year it will be dust collecting junk.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 9, 2020:

As a chess player, I agree. Chess players prefer uniformed weights for chess pieces as well as easy to identify chess pieces. Like who are the rooks again?

“What did grandma/grandpa do during the plague?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 8, 2020:

## I keep getting asked "Yo, geezer dude. Tell me about the hippies."

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 8, 2020:

@yvilletom Take out at a steak house is around $50. Want run up the good eats bill? Start ordering drinks at a sit down restaurant.

Any British members here? Do you have any friends, relatives, etc. in the UK? Please share.

Jetty comments on May 8, 2020:

BTW, I don't think this is gender-specific. I'm sure that the service is also available to men who are victims of domestic violence.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 8, 2020:

How about those who fall into the gender group "I just don't know"?

“What did grandma/grandpa do during the plague?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 8, 2020:

## I keep getting asked "Yo, geezer dude. Tell me about the hippies."

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 8, 2020:

@yvilletom Your lecture fees are low.

My religious wife watches Christian movies and I hate it.

NoPlanetB comments on May 6, 2020:

She has the right to watch what she wants. Leave the room if you don't want to see/hear it. Not everyone shares everything just because they share a life. Get yourself a hobby, do something else or watch something else in another room.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 8, 2020:

@fishline79 >Do you really not get tired of having sex with the same woman all the time? You're making a lot of assumptions here. First wife told me I could sex with other women as long as she approved of them. "No telling what you'll drag home," she explained. **MOST** women want a man who doesn't "cheat" on them. **SOME** wish he'd have sex with someone else as long as he visits often. GENERALLY in marriage it's issues of trusting them with money more than sex. Sure, you can have sex with a rotating series of women but do you trust any of them with everything you have? Of course if a couple of guys want to have an asexual relationship and keep laying pipe with a rotational series of women for decades, more power to them. Largely it's a case of whatever floats your boat as long as it doesn't sink mine.

I've always felt political correctness was just another way of saying common courtesy.

BD66 comments on May 7, 2020:

I prefer to be called "Cracker"

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 8, 2020:

@BD66 Funny. You don't look Irish. I thought you were Czech.

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Hump Day! Woke up this morning dreaming about tiny kittens, too small...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 7, 2020:

>They only allow small dogs; I am a big dog person having owned mostly German Shepherds throughout my life. Keep looking for second hand large chain length kennels. When people have to get rid of their animals, they sell the kennel for half or less than it cost them. The chain length kennels are ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 7, 2020:

@sassygirl3869 >I'm living in a large luxury complex. Friendly crowd at the heated swimming pool?

I've always felt political correctness was just another way of saying common courtesy.

BD66 comments on May 7, 2020:

I prefer to be called "Cracker"

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 7, 2020:

In rural Florida "cracker" refers to the Irish who herded cattle from Georgia to Florida, cracking their whips as they went. Must have been a lot of them because now Florida has more cattle than Texas.

My religious wife watches Christian movies and I hate it.

ScienceBill72 comments on May 5, 2020:

Either go in another room or area of the place with another tv or share watching things or only watch stuff together that you both like

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 7, 2020:

The temporary spouse (Petunia, the Christian fundamentalist) gives me a running commentary on everything on TV. I return the favor with televangelists. Gives her an excuse to change the channel. 😈👹 Her father, who is also a Southern Baptist (no drinking, no card playing, no dancing), has forbidden her to bring me over on Sunday morning. They both do the running commentary stuff. He has figured out what will happen if she brings me over on a Sunday morning when he "worships" watching church services on TV. Otherwise, Roy (her father) enjoys my company unless the topic is religion.

My religious wife watches Christian movies and I hate it.

NoPlanetB comments on May 6, 2020:

She has the right to watch what she wants. Leave the room if you don't want to see/hear it. Not everyone shares everything just because they share a life. Get yourself a hobby, do something else or watch something else in another room.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 7, 2020:

@JustAskMe They can believe whatever they want to as long as they're nice to me. If it's a wife, it's even better if "nice" includes frequent sex.

My religious wife watches Christian movies and I hate it.

JustAskMe comments on May 7, 2020:

Why do folks get married to religious people then ask us to solve the problems in inevitably causes? I see questions like this all the time. ... Were they religious before you married them? Was it a problem before? Did you get married in a church? ... It just doesn't make sense to me why so many ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 7, 2020:

Because it isn't an issue until one of them starts handling the money. It's why one encounters couples that go through three cycles of divorce and remarriage until they announce "Screw it. We'll just live together." Betcha didn't see that coming. Two of my best friends got married for the worst of reasons: so he could get on her state health insurance plan. It worked out for years, although both of them were bitter about their previous marriages. The wife confided to me "I didn't want to get married because of the children." She was referring to her two ADULT children from a previous marriage. Life doesn't make sense. "Life? What do YOU know of it? Here I am with a brain the size of three planets and I can't make heads or tails out of it." -- Marvin the robot, *Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

My religious wife watches Christian movies and I hate it.

BitFlipper comments on May 7, 2020:

Wife?

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 7, 2020:

Wife? It's a serial thing, just like replacing a car -- expensive while it breaks down from dealing with you. Don't tell the women folk. They'll believe you.

Just my luck

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 6, 2020:

## The light at the end of the tunnel also can mean an oncoming train.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 7, 2020:

@EyesThatSmile The FREE concert series (*Jazz on Ram Cat Alley*) is held on a street surrounded by boutiques. When the band takes a break, you can wander into a unique shopping experience before they start back up. Petunia will keep your seat for you after whispering in my ear "Where did you find that old broad?"

Just my luck

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 6, 2020:

## The light at the end of the tunnel also can mean an oncoming train.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 6, 2020:

@EyesThatSmile If they have Seneca's outdoor summer afternoon concert series fire up again, you should come out for the bats. They show up at dusk.

Just my luck

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 6, 2020:

## The light at the end of the tunnel also can mean an oncoming train.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 6, 2020:

@EyesThatSmile One of the most unbelievable tourist attractions in my area is the Stump House Mountain Tunnel. It was started prior to the US Civil War. It was an obscenely expensive project, quickly abandoned once the war was underway and never resumed. The light at the end of the tunnel isn't there because it wasn't finished. I kid you not: people go into an unlighted hole in the ground, have cold dripping water bounce off their heads and take note of overhanging bats relieving their bowels. Petunia insisted we visit it without flashlights. Dam bat ruined my best felt dress hat. To this day, I'm suspicious of her travel advice.

Have you wore out the batteries?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 6, 2020:

## Most of our battery powered devices are flashlights. We've had to toss a few of them because the battery rusted in place. It's convinced me that flashlights are a storage device for dead batteries. As a result, MOST of our 378 flashlights and lanterns don't have batteries and we have box of ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 6, 2020:

@azzow2 We have them because of a large extended family. When it's time to hand out gifts at family gatherings, it's CHEAP gifts. Flashlights and pen sets are popular. Additionally, we enjoy camping and whenever Petunia is in the camping section of the store, she's prone to buy the latest, greatest, flashlight or lantern. To her disposable income means you got get rid of it.

The socialist-fascists the world over are more interested in PC than in the SCIENCE about the ...

dalefvictor comments on May 5, 2020:

I would like a Nationalist Socialist to explain why their economics does not work. Germany had to start a war to gain gold so they could buy materials for their war, the more money they needed the more territory they took. That is also why they needed slave labor to manufacture their war weapons. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 6, 2020:

>That is also why they needed slave labor to manufacture their war weapons. No. They could have executed their undesirables (i.e. Gypsies, the mentally handicapped, gays, Jews and others) or they could seize their property and work them to death (slave labor). Twisted logic strikes!

The socialist-fascists the world over are more interested in PC than in the SCIENCE about the ...

RoboGraham comments on May 5, 2020:

I don't know of any socialist-fascists.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 6, 2020:

@dalefvictor You ought to. They always buy a round of beer.

Have you wore out the batteries?

GwenBFree comments on May 5, 2020:

My fire stick batteries died.... My Amazon Firestick to control the television... in case you thought something else 🤪🤣😁

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 6, 2020:

@bobwjr Yours is steam powered with a hand crank back up.

Have you wore out the batteries?

bobwjr comments on May 5, 2020:

Nope

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 6, 2020:

You haven't met the wrong woman.

DeGeneres was obviously joking about her house feeling like ‘being in jail.

ToolGuy comments on May 5, 2020:

You apparently only look at things that confirm your bias. There are tons of good left-wing cartoons and humour.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 5, 2020:

Longest left wing running comic strip is Donesbury. SOMEBODY thinks it is funny. In the case of Ellen it's no matter how gilded the cage, a person wants to get out.

But Denny's.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 5, 2020:

## You forgot to add something here.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 5, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Your dots do not connect Denny's, the protestors and the deep state. That's why I said you left something out. The main cause of the protestors is most Americans run out of money staying home after a few weeks. They're facing evictions, living in the street, fun things like that. Alcohol sales are up, domestic violence is up and stress related mental illness are setting in for them because they're been in self isolation. Is that better than catching and spreading a deadly disease?

But Denny's.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 5, 2020:

## You forgot to add something here.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 5, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz As used by Trump "deep state" is the intelligence gathering arms of the US government. Outside of arresting the occasional terrorist or spy, they don't do much on physically stopping anyone from going anywhere. Denny's is a chain restaurant, often used for late night breakfast. It's preferred restaurant by after hours strippers. BTW, they often complain they don't have any back door Johnnies that will take them there. It's way, way off topic but golly Wally it's a fun place to go off course. "Inbred, mouth breathing conservatives with guns and racist symbols wearing MAGA hats carrying Trump signs" has no connection to the other two things on the list. Oh, I suppose if you were a hick racist guy from California on a binge drinking spree you might wind up there. Do tell. Have you been to Denny? Did you order their grand slam?

HARUM-SCARUM.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 5, 2020:

## Who gets scared by hares?

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 5, 2020:

@Marionville Previous response paid for by Elmer Fudd.

In a store in Quebec City, customers are asked to maintain a one-moose distance with other people.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 4, 2020:

## Are there moose all over the place?

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2020:

@QuidamOutrepont Well, that explains it. People always bring a moose to an outdoor gear store. Now if you want a place to bring a chipmunk . . . . .

Let's see them wiggle out of this one.

EyesThatSmile comments on May 4, 2020:

Yes. One of my best friends. She sent me a video of a pastor giving a speech on the one world order conspiracy...this pandemic is a test from the world governments. I asked her why she listens to that crap... and now she isn’t speaking to me. And yes, she does think the rapture is coming!

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2020:

>And yes, she does think the rapture is coming! When the rapture comes, can I have your car? Be nice to me because when you're gone someone will have to look after your pet.

LOL 😄 Don Lemon Asks Trump: Why Are You So Obsessed With Obama?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 4, 2020:

And people still claim he was not born in the US. There was a web site (that is now down) that would make you your own fake Kenya birth certificate.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2020:

@TheDoubter I am asking the wrong person how to get a fake passport.

The reason we have the plague is because of ONE person said "I'll bet 'ya $20 you won't eat that ...

ugly comments on May 4, 2020:

Yep

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2020:

I've seen guys try to sell their shoes to get another drink. There are too many horror stories out there what people will do for chump change. When I was in Subic Bay US sailors would to cross a bridge on foot which was an open sewer. Children would jump into the "river" if a sailor would toss a quarter into the water from the bridge.

LOL 😄 Don Lemon Asks Trump: Why Are You So Obsessed With Obama?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 4, 2020:

And people still claim he was not born in the US. There was a web site (that is now down) that would make you your own fake Kenya birth certificate.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2020:

@TheDoubter What documentation did the Mexican embassy require? Just a birth certificate that looked real? When I applied for my US passport, there were unholy loops to jump through with lots of proof of residency documents such as providing utility bills, voter registration and so on. Recently South Carolina drivers were required to provide extra documentation so they can take domestic air line flights.

LOL 😄 Don Lemon Asks Trump: Why Are You So Obsessed With Obama?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 4, 2020:

And people still claim he was not born in the US. There was a web site (that is now down) that would make you your own fake Kenya birth certificate.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2020:

The web site is up this morning. Maybe not YOUR website. See: http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/ Helpful hint: keep a calculator at hand to fill out the form. If you want to say that you're 26 years old, you'll need to figure out a reasonable age for your (ahem) Kenyan parents on the day of your birth. It also helps to know a bit about Kenya when it comes to filling in the blanks where in Kenya you were born. Spelling counts. None of this "I'm Jabooka Nanooka from Lalahooka." My main questions are how well that birth certificate will be accepted for fake ID and what would you use it for? Honestly, a fake passport couldn't hurt while traveling abroad. I can see terrorists on a hijacked plane saying "Let him go. He's not a gringo." More on topic, I have seen people argue on line copies of Obama's birth certificate were published in an incorrect format such as in HTML instead of a Word format. Glazed galoots clutching at straws to keep a claim alive when all hope should have vanished.

Concentrate on the good things. :)

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 3, 2020:

## What? Me worry?

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods It would be an improvement over what I'm normally called.

Happy Sunday! Im safe!

OldGoat43 comments on May 3, 2020:

Two out of the three are my choices.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2020:

@OldGoat43>With some veto power reservations, yes. Ah. You've met Susan?

Concentrate on the good things. :)

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 3, 2020:

## What? Me worry?

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods I told them I wanted a bucket of sanity to go.

The process we are in the center of at this time is happening whether or not we want it to.

Diogenes comments on May 2, 2020:

I'll keep it short; dead people are unable to go to work.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2020:

I'm guilty of using long winded replies stomping on those with short attention spans in the process. As if I should care.

Happy Sunday! Im safe!

OldGoat43 comments on May 3, 2020:

Two out of the three are my choices.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2020:

So you're open to willing women having sex with you today?

An update to yesterday's post...

Our_existence comments on May 3, 2020:

Please see: 18 U. S. Code @ 2383. tRump and his white terrorists are committing a federal felony

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2020:

Please don't look because it says NOTHING about race. It does say: "Whoever incites, sets on foot, assists, or engages in any rebellion or insurrection against the authority of the United States or the laws thereof, or gives aid or comfort thereto, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the . . ." My interpretation says the section is about those who attempt to OVERTHROW THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT is can find themselves in the slammer for UP TO TEN YEARS and unable to run for election when they get out. It's entirely irrelevant.

Take responsibility, me, nah!

Diogenes comments on May 1, 2020:

If he ever said that- it would be the only time he told the truth in his life- he has not got enough talent to be president of anything, including the president of the local dog catchers association

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2020:

@Diogenes When a cow on the road gets hit by a motorists, there's no local ranchers that owned that cow.

The fascism of youtube and the left crazies silencing free speech from EXPERTS because it does not ...

BitFlipper comments on May 1, 2020:

@Jacar, I thought we were rid of you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 2, 2020:

Hot babes kept darkening his door steps, demanding sexual services. He's not leaving. Not that I'd mislead any one, young innocent that I am.

2 suggestions:::: For the websites::::: 1: disable the absolutely worthless spell checker.

glennlab comments on May 1, 2020:

Got to agree with #1, I don't use #2 enough to have an opinion.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 2, 2020:

When I went to college, I was amazed how many students ignore anything looking like word processing tools, i.e. spell or grammar checkers.