I'm here,what's happening y'all?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 19, 2020:

## It's 3 a.m. right now. Cold, near freezing, sleeting with a cat trying to follow me into the bedroom so he too can sleep with the wife.

You be the judge

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 19, 2020:

## Bird head gods are so last eon.

Last Saturday at Vapor Night Club at Saratoga Springs with my friends Chris and Michele.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 19, 2020:

## Near freezing temperatures this weekend with misting rain and sleet sounds better than six inches of snow.

Get em tom! I don't know shit about his policies, cause the first time I heard from him was on the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2020:

## Once you buy their bumper sticker, they'll be selling your e-mail address to other people. Expect spam. As they say it: *We provide links to other web sites, but we can't control what those sites say or do. In particular, websites to which we link may request your personal and/or financial information. ActBlue is not responsible for other sites' content, information collection practices, or use of the information they collect. ActBlue's links to other web sites do not constitute an endorsement of those sites or their content, owners, or posters. *

I always like Useless, Unpopular and Unsuccessful stuff

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2020:

## Looks like dad jokes.

Oh my a 2 fer!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2020:

## As far as we know, each of them have nipple hair.

Trump reportedly called his top military officials "losers" and "a bunch of dopes and babies" ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2020:

## We can count on Trump to start wars not to win them.

EXECRABLE: abominable; utterly detestable; abhorrent; very bad.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2020:

## George's word choice makes me feel like I'm hanging around the brain dead. 🥺

Got what he asked for, but not what he expected.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2020:

## Take off the insulation. Take it **all** off!

Today’s well endowed. Preferences?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2020:

## I'm a leg man.

I realize this isn’t exactly a singles group question, however, anyone here follow any of the Star...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2020:

## I was a big fan of the Fringie, where all the women were to stay on the home planet and stay naked. One Fringie was shocked to go home and find his mother wearing clothes. He insisted she get naked immediately. When I hear the phrase "In what universe . . . ." I have an answer for them.

Sweet and sexy

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 16, 2020:

## From the 1957 sleepwear section of the Sears catalog.

Wedding night?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 16, 2020:

## Tammy Fay school of eye make up.

Don't know why I laughed so hard at this...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 16, 2020:

## . . . Father, it was making kissy kissy noises.

More of the well endowed.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 16, 2020:

## If they had eight inch long pencil nipples, you'd never know.

SOPORIFIC.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 16, 2020:

## I used to subscribe to reviews of federal tax rulings on tape. I'd fall asleep before the tape finished.

I just can't stand this anymore.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 16, 2020:

## He doesn't attach either his name or the White House to those tweets.

Ok, I don’t want to be a lurker, even though I don’t get on here often.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 16, 2020:

## The bed behind her, doesn't have sheets. Is this a master plan to make more than the bed?

Do you have tight nuts or a rusty tool?!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 16, 2020:

## The man size pressure pack! Bring a case in the trunk. Snickering aside, I'm a big fan but I rarely go through a can of WD-40 a year.

Strong and sexy Lewin

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 16, 2020:

## The photographer had a big budget to work with. (joking)

My kids were asking me if we could live without the sun.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 16, 2020:

## At'a boy. Keep the little rug rats baffled and amused.

Given the option, would you date yourself? Or rather, someone exactly like you?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2020:

## If I found another person like me, she'd have to cook me dinner with an open bar and gratious sex.

Trangam noun Archaic. An odd gadget; gewgaw; trinket.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2020:

Other dictionaries call it a showy, worthless, dust catching, trinket.

DAYUM!!!!!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2020:

## Page 78 in the J. C. Penny catalog.

Some more photos of women who are well endowed. Any preferences?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 14, 2020:

## The naked woman.

PECUNIARY.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 13, 2020:

## Once I was in boot camp, the instructors kept explaining that word. It was forbidden for us to have "pecuniary relationships." No loan sharks allowed.

Trumps pre presidential business connections to Soleimani and Iran’s revolutionary guard are very...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 13, 2020:

> . . . as per The New Yorkers march article. Pitty you didn't give a link to the article.

I was looking something up and I happened upon this article up.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 13, 2020:

## I had a friend who considered himself a fanatical agnostic. He'd get red in the face saying "**I don't know! I don't want to know! Don't tell me!**"

Some of us on here continue to complain that nobody responds to their profile or to their greeting -...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2020:

>. . . why [would] that 27 year old hottie or . . . wink at me? Because if you French their minds their bodies will follow. Once a person becomes fascinated by me, they'll ask for a picture. They may ask for several pictures. Nobody wants naked picture of me. My ugly mug never discourages them. It's a different story once I refer to having a wife. My profile picture says it's not me. It is a picture of a dead guy who was a controversial author. I've had one hottie publicly complaining she hadn't read the writing on the photo and that mislead her. Arg. me comely lassie you might reconsidering getting nekid with the old fat guy before his wife runs you off with a broom. My profile page says I'm here for "community." It doesn't say much else. I figure they'll run on first impressions which is fine with me.

ORDURE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2020:

## This falls into my group of "why do they need a word for that"?

US, Russian Navy ships avoid collision after US destroyer 'aggressively approached': Fifth Fleet ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## It's sometimes called doing a Russian where Russian vessels (ships, subs, planes) come far too close for safety. Nothing new here. Just grit your teeth and go on.

US, Russian Navy ships avoid collision after US destroyer 'aggressively approached': Fifth Fleet ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

>Destroyers are slow. Officially, you're not supposed to know the maxium speed of a destroyer. However those of who have served in the US Navy have seen 30 foot wall of water trying to come over the fantail (back of the ship) when it's full speed ahead. My guess is 40 knots. They never do that near land where the deck hands could do triangulation to determine the speed. The whole ship shutters including the iron decks. Now mind you it's fairly common for a freighter to average four to six knots. A cabin cruiser once on the water (and away from the claims of the salesman) does about 15 to 20 knots.

New to this support group and continuing validation that I have not lost my sanity.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## "You have elected your last president" -- Michael Moore.

Unfortunately this is absolutely true

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## The ones I've met on line are way, way over there. It comes down to the elusive question of how much do I want pay to get my balls sucked dry by a hot babe? That being said, back in 1998 a New York fashion model paid my air fare. It was a week long affair to remember.

Realistic wedding vows

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## That's the way it works for half the marriages here in Gringo Land. Within three to ten years they tend to start hunting for the replacement. QED, I refer to Petunia as the temporary spouse.

How's the start of the year been going for you so far?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## It's been scary. I found out what the word "bronchieciasis" means and how it applies to me. I've also found a dentist who isn't any good.

We need a volunteer to break the news to Donald.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## You think the Donald listens to anyone?

This is totally me and I am unashamed.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## They're Halloween PJs.

I'll drink to that....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## Save your confederate money. THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN. This time we're taking the rust belt industries.

Bart Simpson Chalkboard...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## . . . and vanished in a poof of logic.

Just the facts maam...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## Those two claims are either fiction or misleading.

Just the facts maam...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## I find it's unlikely to pay *cash* monthly to rent out the Trump Tower. They are paying him but $40 million in **cash** is too cumbersome medium of exchange. They'd need fork lifts and 18 wheel trucks to handle it.

Just the facts maam...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## Saudis don't even come close for acts of most acts terrorism on American soil. Historically that's been overwhelmingly white, right wing or ultra religous groups. Toss in the Klan, abortion bombers, etc. you'll see it's the white, religous and the insane ( i.e. Sandy Hook) people you got to worry about. Our home grown crazy people with guns are more are more likely to shoot up the place in America. For a complete history of terrorism in America, see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism_in_the_United_States

Dyads, another read word.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## Just me and my buds.

Has anyone noticed an uptick in the number of probable scammers lately?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## I don't get scammer messages here. Where's my hot nekid women randomly picking me out of the crowd?

I'm agnostic....and "I DO rape all I want..."

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## Penn lost a ton of weight.

[finance.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## For the fiscal illiterate: 401 K is a retirement plan that follows the stock market. It often comes as an option for the well paid employees or difficult to replace employees. Therefore Trump referred to it as a 409. You think he could read his own notes?

MAUDLIN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## My first wife's favorite word.

Mila sez...Good Morning!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## My old girlfriend says "Hellooo nurse!"

Sometimes, one has to admit the truth!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## I dated her, tied her up and spanked her. Ah, memories.

I was just looking at OCcupid and i think they are trying to make you wear out the buttons from all ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## Why, yes, I do own a boat with two masts and crossed three oceans with it.

Tom, is that you?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## Moan. Isn't Tom dead yet?

Turquoise waters...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 9, 2020:

## Surf isn't up.

Yeah blame obama for everything

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 9, 2020:

## Just using up my memes on the subject.

It would behoove Senate Republicans to be more cooperative with the Dems, considering there is a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 9, 2020:

## Short story: Republicans are gutless wonders. Trump's acid tonuge holds the Republicans in check. Once they're burned by the Orange Chimp, their local support goes down. That's why more Republicans have decided not to run for another term in previous years. They know as Trump supporters, re-election may not be possible after Trump is removed from office. Also it's often the case when Republicans find fault with the leader of their party, it's political suicide.

I'd trust the words of Gul Dukat before I would trust anything Trump said.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 9, 2020:

## Deep Space Nine?

Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 9, 2020:

## Biblical prophecy is like a horoscope: you can read anything into them.

A word of advice to ALL trump supporters!!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 9, 2020:

## I want to buy that t-shirt for Petunia. Who is selling them?

Trump administration briefing on Iran angers Republican senators, boosts effort to restrict ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 9, 2020:

## It's about time.

My kinda girl.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 9, 2020:

## Afterwards, I've never looked down there to see if it is smoking.

If you've passed elementary school English classes, you should know how to spell.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2020:

## English is a fickle beast with tons of exceptions to general spelling rules. Once a person gets a spell checker, they ought to use it as best they can.

Funny foursome

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2020:

## Set and match.

Drumpster dictionary for those of us that don't speak it but we all know it quite well unfortunately...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2020:

## I sometimes remind people not to say "Believe me" because Trump uses it as an excuse to tell another lie.

Oh my I guess I am too late.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2020:

## I haven't checked yet but it's highly possible he has blocked me as well. Just before he said he wasn't going to argue with me any more, I gave him a proper send off. No one else was responding to his posts except a couple of people who told us to ignore him. Prior to that, he'd said he was thinking about leaving Agnostic.Com. Nobody stepped forward and encouraged him to stay. Among his last words to me, I was "sucking satan's dick" and was "fucking stupid." I reminded him Satan is a proper noun and should start with an upper case letter. Once he claimed he knew when to use the shift key, I kept pointing out his random use of the shift key. Additionally, I reminded him that Satan is imaginary, especially to 99% of the people who use this web site. Therefore I told him he's imagining dick sucking for an imaginary person. I should have told I **had** been fucking stupid but we broke up. 😄🥴😝

[lgbtqnation.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2020:

## Short story: Jim Bakker's audience laughed at him when he told them if they are saved, they must support Trump. From the source; [Jim] Bakker told viewers that the President should not be impeached and the only way to salvation is through Donald Trump. The scamvangelist told followers that they should “forgive” Trump because it’s the Christian thing to do. Trump, though, infamously said he never asks God for forgiveness. “You know what? Trump is a test whether you’re even saved,” Bakker said to hammer home his theory that Trump is a test of faith for Christians. “Only saved people can love Trump.” “No, you gotta be really saved,” he said after the audience laughed. “You gotta forgive. You gotta be able to forgive. You forgive when you’re saved.”

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2020:

## The cycle goes backward for those who have been in a war or lost their children in wars.

Uh Awkward

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2020:

## An example of well pounded, if not a blunt cake.

Hmm........

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 7, 2020:

## Yea! Available in blueberry flavor. 😄🥴

Dear donald, I was taught to think before I act.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 7, 2020:

## Your response has been carefully filed by the Secret Service.

Anyone in here? wanna chat?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 7, 2020:

## No, no, Dave. The chat rooms 'round these parts are unpopular. One must announce one's presence in the chat room timed for when the most people are on line and be there during that time period. Most of the time, your hopes will be dashed. The unwritten rule for is to wait for the afternoon on a weekend before posting "I'll be in the chat room at xxxpm today." XXXpm is anywhere from 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. eastern standard time. Thats when most people think "I got a beer, TV sucks. Might as well log onto Agnostic.Com and earn my t-shirt." You can always join a chat room if someone is in it. Joining the chat room when nobody is there is a horrible, horrible idea. Over all it's best to make create posts or reply to posts in popular groups (like this one) frequently is your best bet. Make it clever, make it witty. If you post memes with profound and insightful ideas (i.e. Trump sucks Putin's dick) you're likely to get even more responses. If you see a post or a reply you like, you can send a private message to person who wrote it. For meeting people that'll be your best idea. Filling out the unofficial chat form on a Wednesday for 3 a.m. is SUCH a bad idea.

What was that charge for?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 7, 2020:

## It's cheaper to replace the cat.

KITTIWAKE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 7, 2020:

I'd rather listen to a wippoorwill, a local nocturnal song bird over a gull anyday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDLPsLszLtk

Pooh makes sense

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 7, 2020:

## Act now and contribute to the Iranian $80 million bounty on Trump.

Accurate...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 6, 2020:

## What's a drink without a nosh?

Double entendre?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 6, 2020:

## A clean beaver is a happy beaver.

Iraq vote, Hezbollah threat leveled at US troops in Mideast He has no idea how bad he fucked up.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 6, 2020:

## Not a gun collector. I'm assuming you mean Trump should blow his brains out. He's too self centered to do that.

Iran offers 80 million for trump's death I don't know of this source, but does this seem fake?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 6, 2020:

## US news sources haven't picked up on it. Overseas news sources have picked up on it, which for me indicates it's not satire. " Iranian Labour News Agency claimed Iranian MP Abolfazl Abutorabi issued the threats during an open session of parliament on Sunday. "We can attack the White House itself, we can respond to them on the American soil," he said, according to reports. "We have the power, and God willing we will respond in an appropriate time. The comments came after Trump issued a stark warning to Iran threatening order "very fast and very hard" strikes in the Islamic Republic if it retaliates for the targeted killing of General Qassem Soleimani. The leader of Iran's expeditionary Quds Force that organises Tehran's proxy forces in the wider Mideast was killed by the US in Baghdad on Friday." Source: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2=12298268

I'm curious what people here think about online dating in general and more specifically what the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:

## You'll be batting out most of the time. Most common reasons is they're too far away to date and it requires months, if not years, of effort. Additionally, it is common to discover fake accounts and accounts women have abandoned. That's the biggest reason for batting out most of the time -- she's not there. First of all you'll have to find someone within driving distance, should you get past that first stage. Second, keep plugging away at it daily if you're good at composing thoughtful and lengthy replies (about three to six months of private messages) until you swap phone numbers. When you send her a photo, make sure you're a sharp dressed guy. Most guys strike out sending photos of themselves either nude or in speedos. Once you have her phone number, exchange calls to rest up those fingers. Do not stop writing because women like to see private messages daily but now you can type less. Additionally, exchanging phone numbers makes it less likely she'll stand you up. Meeting her at her home means she's even less likely to stand you up. Third, arrange for a place to stay when you show up on your date. She may offer to put you up but tell her you were planning to stay at a motel. DO NOT SUGGEST SEX. Let that evolve naturally.

Finally getting my new apartment together.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:

## You got a bit of an international flair.

I told her not to put those on!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:

## Darling," explained gay playwright Harvey Fierstein, "I was *born* to wear flats."

May your foes be tormented by many Geese.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:

## I used to have a Muscovie duck, Sunday Dinner, who would bite my pants legs while I brough him his dinner. He also tried to kick me. Problem: ducks can't kick. I'd turn around and there he'd be lying on his back, squawking furiously. The 37th person who has read this reply just figured out what happened to him.

Donald Trump campaigned at a Florida church today and a federal law says he can’t legally do that...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:

## According to the source, he broke a law that isn't enforced.

So.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:

## For many, an early frost is a good enough reason for sex.

Imprints Hunting owl other birds legos

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2020:

## I love the lego meme.

I don't keep my phone in my bedroom at night ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2020:

## We've gotten calls late at night from elderly relatives with emergencies, long after our bed time.

Anyone else tired of seeing the useless "Pray for Australia" nonsense on social media?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2020:

## Pray to stop the fires? Don't these sick, flithy, little monkeys know God does not preform on command?

Trump is clearly trying to start a war to distract from his impeachment.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 3, 2020:

## My theory is he forgot his promises to bring our middle eastern troops back home.

As we roll into a new decade, it is time to rethink your habits and try to live in a manner that has...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 3, 2020:

## I was planning to drive wrecklessly, thanks.

Splore noun Scot. a frolic; revel; carousal.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 3, 2020:

## I ought to drag out a book called "*How to Speak Southern." My favorite is "rat cheer" (N) in a close by location. For example "It's not there. It's rat cheer."

FULMINATE - Verb.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 2, 2020:

It is the custom of the disagreeable cusses on the internet to be fulminated often with excessive vigor. Sometimes on mere reputation alone. Not that I should know, lovable person that I am. 😉😇😇

Courage could be contagious in the Senate [bostonglobe.com] We can hope

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 2, 2020:

From the source cited: *. . . . the benefits of speaking out may seem minimal: there’s no apparent effect of doing so, other than to be marginalized and vilified by your colleagues and the president.*

Well here I go again.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:

Now it's time to be Debbie Downer. >Do I just give up and spend the rest of my life alone? Yes. Not only do older women become less desirable as they age, they become more demanding what kind of guy they'll put up with. That's a sure fire combination for a romance train wreck. Your post continues on about you precive yourself as being undesireable to most men which implies you don't plan to find them. Additionally you see the ones that were interested in you as having "a 12 year old living inside them?" Try not to spit fire in my general direction. After all, I've been wrong before. In the meantime, have you considered a cat?

Most awesome thing ever

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:

## Where is this available in stores?

I'm gonna tell y'all a few things about myself as I sit here, alone again, on NYE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:

>..may none us be spending next year alone.. Before I got married for the second time, I spent almost all my New Year's Eve alone. Sometimes I'd find some friends in a night club to spend it with. Now Petunia insists we stay home for New Year's Eve at home. I had more fun on New Year's Eve without her. Now she gets gets topless around 10 p.m. to kiss me at the stroke of midnight. Didn't used to have a topless woman kiss me at the stroke of midnight before that second marriage.

Welcome to 2020!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:

## If the cork flies that high, the bottle was warm.

Happy New 2020 Y'all!🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉❤💋💃

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:

## Happy New Year? You people trying to ruin my plans?

Crabby crab.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:

## Because we live about 300 miles from the ocean all the crabs we see are imitation. 👎👎 I want knife welding crabs from the hood.

ERUDITION.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:

## People confuse me with that quality. I always fail to correct them and move on.

Fuck mornings sleep til noon and avoid them...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:

## Hello Wednesday, the first day of 2020. Petunia will be getting up soon snarling "Why did I go to bed so **late?**" I won't tell her it what she gets for getting half naked at 10 at night so she can kiss me at midnight.

Narp! This came to me while frequently finding a group that finds uncommon words in Yiddish.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.