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Trump may allow churches to open for Easter despite local bans: ‘Something we should talk about’...

BitFlipper comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Fucking trump doesn't have the authority to close them OR open them!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2020:

You all that sure he is fucking?

Apparently the virus is sexist, to boot? [wired.com]

t1nick comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Middle aged and elder men were known to be heavy smokers in both China and Italy. Both China and the Lombardy region of Italy have large elderly populations. Smoking causes severe trauma to the lungs and respiratory system. A virus is not sentient and cannot discriminate between genders. It just ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2020:

@Petter The stress of marrying immature younger women could be a contributing factor as well.

I’ve been laying low, not going out and working from home.

Petter comments on Apr 4, 2020:

It's becoming commonplace here - we've had almost a month to practice. We sanitise our hands, sanitise the steering wheel, put on gloves and head out, alone, to the grocer's with a list. There, we wait to be allowed in if it is busy. There is a sanitiser dispenser on the wall, just inside, with a ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2020:

@Petter Most of our plague deaths go undocumented, thus leaving us a statistical nightmare. Here the veterinarians are turning over their respirators to hospitals. Many of the vets had bought their respirators second hand from the hospital. Honestly I don't think it's peaked here yet.

Apparently the virus is sexist, to boot? [wired.com]

t1nick comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Middle aged and elder men were known to be heavy smokers in both China and Italy. Both China and the Lombardy region of Italy have large elderly populations. Smoking causes severe trauma to the lungs and respiratory system. A virus is not sentient and cannot discriminate between genders. It just ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2020:

@Petter Men GENERALLY die years before women. Ergo, I plan to leave a grieving widow. Might not work out that way, considering how often she gripes a me.

There is NOTHING Liberal about islam.

Mooolah comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Yep! Just like all the others. Except for Scientology. Now that is a grift 'fo 'sho!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2020:

@Jacar You post is alike to judging Christians by the KKK.

I’ve been laying low, not going out and working from home.

Petter comments on Apr 4, 2020:

It's becoming commonplace here - we've had almost a month to practice. We sanitise our hands, sanitise the steering wheel, put on gloves and head out, alone, to the grocer's with a list. There, we wait to be allowed in if it is busy. There is a sanitiser dispenser on the wall, just inside, with a ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2020:

We live dangerously compared to you.

Jeepers I hope nothing bad happens :( CDC RECOMMENDS MASKS, BUT TRUMP SAYS HE WON'T WEAR ONE ...

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

We can only hope for the best possible outcome. And each of us has a very good idea what that outcome should be.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2020:

@HippieChick58 Trump supporters will be unhappy with the celebrations, ero the riots.

About how it works...

GwenBFree comments on Apr 3, 2020:

chihuahuas do the same thing!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2020:

@wolf041 Joe shoots/points his guns/riffles frequently. Some of his cohorts follow suit, one of them killing himself on camera. If you needed more reasons to tighten up gun control . . . .

Jeepers I hope nothing bad happens :( CDC RECOMMENDS MASKS, BUT TRUMP SAYS HE WON'T WEAR ONE ...

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

We can only hope for the best possible outcome. And each of us has a very good idea what that outcome should be.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2020:

We know? Thousands arrive daily to piss on his grave? Graveside riots daily?

Fellow inmates, I feel compelled to draw your attention to a looming crisis.

ZantiMisfit comments on Apr 3, 2020:

If they start airing classic Doctor Who I'll be a happy man for a while :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2020:

@EyesThatSmile On the 37th bong hit, I'll watch Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po frolic and play in the idyllic Teletubbyland. I WANT A NO NO FOR HOUSEWORK. Sometimes Petunia thinks I'm a broken No No.

Who knows where you are most likely to find quicksand?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

## The only place I've encountered quicksand was in a swamp. In the swamp the way to avoid quicksand was to look for a patch covered in leaves but not in plants. Quicksand won't support a tree. The trick to escape quicksand is to move SLOWLY. Otherwise, you create a vacuum that pulls you deeper into...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2020:

@tinkercreek "Cheeta bite!" -- Johnny Weismuller.

The bane of my existence. Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

## A different source (http://www.verbotomy.com/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=20383says) "DEFINITION: v. To ask a someone a bizarre question in order to get them to think outside their mental little boxes. (And to see if they are actually listening.) n. A creative provocation designed to pull people ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2020:

@Davekp Life? Where can I down load THAT?

About how it works...

GwenBFree comments on Apr 3, 2020:

chihuahuas do the same thing!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2020:

@wolf041 As you might expect, it's a documentary about a guy who keeps dozens of tigers for his own private zoo. What you wouldn't expect it's about a narcissistic gay bigamist who has a Charles Mansion style organization. His group runs it out of Oklahoma. He considers a woman who also has a tiger zoo, some 1,500 miles away in Florida as his competition. He's currently serving time for trying to kill her. It's a weird documentary. In the middle of it the guy (Joe Exotic), decides to run for US President. One of his presidential campaign promotions was handing out condoms with his face on the package. When that didn't work, he ran for governor. Just when I thought it couldn't get any stranger, they would have another episode. There's drugs! Breast implants! Sex with the under aged . . . .

The bane of my existence. Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

## A different source (http://www.verbotomy.com/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=20383says) "DEFINITION: v. To ask a someone a bizarre question in order to get them to think outside their mental little boxes. (And to see if they are actually listening.) n. A creative provocation designed to pull people ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2020:

@Davekp I assumed I'd be dead five years ago. Doom always disappoints me.

Mx.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

## I tend to say "He, she and please don't tell me."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2020:

@JackPedigo >I admit I do use they and them. I wish you'd given an example for a specific individual. It slows me down to think "Them Peter Smith and They Sheila Jones. " On the far extreme, you'd upset a lot of people if you started off saying "The organization of flaming faggots . . . ." and you'd sound like a hick to say "Them thar people . . . ." In the meantime, I'll continue to refer to the sexually confused as "Please don't tell me." I'm confused enough.

About how it works...

GwenBFree comments on Apr 3, 2020:

chihuahuas do the same thing!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2020:

@wolf041 Have you been binge watching Tiger King?

The bane of my existence. Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

## A different source (http://www.verbotomy.com/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=20383says) "DEFINITION: v. To ask a someone a bizarre question in order to get them to think outside their mental little boxes. (And to see if they are actually listening.) n. A creative provocation designed to pull people ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2020:

@Davekp > I think they are charlatans and have made their definitions up. What do you say to that? My source for definition gives a reason for repetition. Your definition says it's pointless. If it's pointless, why say it? Call them babbling idiots and move on down the road.

Its a long time since I posted this so lets play. Thanks Sheila for reminding me on FB.

Petter comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Never knew I was so rich. I'd have been even more affluent had I not managed to escape being caught. P.S. Does painting a Russian embassy red count as grafiti?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2020:

@Petter As a teenager, I studied chemistry and found the CHEAP recipe for blasting power. I gave a quart jar of it to one of my friends. I wasn't around when he threw it into a campfire. There was a rain of flaming logs.

A little stark reality. A text today from a compadre in Ecuador. Stay at home. ☀️

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Sounds like it's getting medieval down there. Reminds me of Monty Python And The Holy Grail. Can anyone say, "Bring out your dead.."?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2020:

Worse, I can cite the part where a guy is carried out, complaining "I'm not dead yet." Advance a minute into: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdf5EXo6I68

Who knows where you are most likely to find quicksand?

bobwjr comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Swampy areas

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2020:

@azzow2 If you don't move at all in quicksand, you will float higher than in water.

The bane of my existence. Lol

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

"bane of my existence." My wife's pet name for me

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2020:

My temporary spouse calls me "mean old man." Sometimes she adds "But you're **my** mean old man."

Stay Social While 6 feet/2 meters apart.

Petter comments on Apr 3, 2020:

How about "Wearing a mackintosh and flashing it open"?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2020:

Scare them with man boobs?

Good times. Good times.. yup.

Soarfeet comments on Apr 3, 2020:

What on Earth is the male species fascination with defecation?... it remains a mystery to me that men ( broad generalization ) deem it necessary to announce their Biological elimination activity ( example: I gotta take a **** I’ll be right back ) rather than politely saying “ excuse me ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2020:

>. . . . rather than politely saying “ excuse me “ and stepping away. Can anyone explain this to me, please? Promise you'll still want me just for my body afterwards? Guys can't leave a woman without hearing "Where you going?" If they say they're going to use the toilet, they're likely to hear after moving their bowels, "Why did you take so long?" They'll assume a guy is going to take a mercifully brief whiz, hopefully with precision aim, sans splashes. Details. Women want those details even if it grosses them out. Once they get the details, they may discover they didn't want details. They'll ask anyway. Might as well give them the details, especially on demand. Broadly speaking, of course. 😅😂🤣😀😃😄😁😏

Its a long time since I posted this so lets play. Thanks Sheila for reminding me on FB.

Petter comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Never knew I was so rich. I'd have been even more affluent had I not managed to escape being caught. P.S. Does painting a Russian embassy red count as grafiti?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2020:

@Petter Fun with ammonia nitrate?

Its a long time since I posted this so lets play. Thanks Sheila for reminding me on FB.

Petter comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Never knew I was so rich. I'd have been even more affluent had I not managed to escape being caught. P.S. Does painting a Russian embassy red count as grafiti?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2020:

@Petter Thermonuclear, cluster or pipe?

Its a long time since I posted this so lets play. Thanks Sheila for reminding me on FB.

Mets comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Was up to $80.00 by number 8, now age 70 and still adding to totals , What dollar amount is growing weed ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2020:

. . . and how many acres?

An interesting turn of events: Florida Governor DeSantis today declared a shutdown of all ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

## Here because they consider the liquor store an "essential" business, liquor purchases have gone up 240 percent. As my courser allies would say, I shit you not.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2020:

@Lorajay An old galoot told me when prohibition was over, so was home delivery. That's why he **liked** prohibition. I suppose it'll be the same for marijuana.

Well at least this year will be remembered for something other than incompetent handling of the ...

wolf041 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I have officially seen everything.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2020:

I got to see **that** official certificate. *There are more things in heaven and Earth, Horatio, / Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." -- Billie Bob Shakespeare, Hamlet.

Some dude ate a bat.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

more likely that a bat shit on the food and it wasn't cleaned properly.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2020:

It needed garlic.

After trimming up the crab apple tree, I loaded up the pick'em'up truck and headed for the landfill,...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Hang in there! Drink a beer or two and relax!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 The neighbor likes to drop over for the tequila. When should I expect the two of you to drop over? ;-)

At least I had one bright light today: I got a post card from Milwaukee! When I travel I always ...

wolf041 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Remember when .people would get paranoid sending postcards because somebody might read it ? Now we've advanced to email.... where anyone in the world can hack into it 👀😄

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2020:

What's a dark web for? The reality is the post office expects their employees to work at such speed it drives 'em crazy enough to shoot up the post office. Nobody has time to read postcards at the post office.

At least I had one bright light: I got a post card from Milwaukee! When I travel I always buy ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

That's so cool! Great idea to keep in touch with people you met traveling!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 The "curse of money" is the theory that makes their jaws drop.

At least I had one bright light: I got a post card from Milwaukee! When I travel I always buy ...

TheDoubter comments on Apr 1, 2020:

i buy coffee cups

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2020:

@TheDoubter When it comes to international travel, we're more prone to buy the souvenirs when we get to Helen, Ga.

"I'ts Time to Seize Trump Tower!" [palmerreport.com]

TheDoubter comments on Apr 1, 2020:

hit him where it hurts

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2020:

It won't hurt him much. His real estate is often in the hands of backers or condo owners. He's famous for lack of upkeep and pissing off his renters. If his property was given to the state, he'd write it off on his taxes. It's one reason people who made the mistake of investing in Trump real estate often remove his name from the building.

At least I had one bright light: I got a post card from Milwaukee! When I travel I always buy ...

UUNJ comments on Apr 1, 2020:

My uncle used to buy unused postcards at yard sales and antique shops. He also picked them up while traveling, which he did all over the world . We’d get postcards and have fun figuring out whether he was traveling again or using someone else’s card. I get them when I travel for the same reason...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2020:

I rarely encounter antique postcards. Prime reason: they're faded, they don't sell well and the seller typically always asks several times what they're worth at the flea market. However, I have found a local Habitat for Humanity thrift store that sells them for ten cents a pop. They don't move well either.

At least I had one bright light: I got a post card from Milwaukee! When I travel I always buy ...

Hathacat comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I used to be a HUGE letter writer and had over a hundred people that I wrote at least monthly. It is a dead art, so good for you for keeping up with it!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2020:

There's not enough room on a postcard to write an essay; three sentences max.

At least I had one bright light: I got a post card from Milwaukee! When I travel I always buy ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

That's so cool! Great idea to keep in touch with people you met traveling!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2020:

It all started when I was at a party full of no-good-nicks. They were playing the white trash game of "What would you do if you won the lottery." Basic rule: you're buying everybody at the table, a car, a house as well as your own close relative. This is because among the poor money is a curse. If they get money, they get rid of the money to get rid of the curse. When it came my turn to play, I said "I'll send all ya'all postcards." They were aghast. I explained "When I blow this town, I want to find people who know what to do with money. You people aren't them." Years later, they'd open their mail and say "Hey, the Warthog won the lottery. I got a postcard." The last of the crowd vanished in 2004, death or jail time. Don't know which.

At least I had one bright light: I got a post card from Milwaukee! When I travel I always buy ...

TheDoubter comments on Apr 1, 2020:

i buy coffee cups

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2020:

We buy mostly second hand coffee cups, just in case we get stuck with 800 gallons of coffee and a sleepy crowd of 300.

After trimming up the crab apple tree, I loaded up the pick'em'up truck and headed for the landfill,...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Hang in there! Drink a beer or two and relax!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 For the post Petunia stress out, I put three shots of white rum in the largest beer stein I have, added a fist full of ice and two cans of coke. Coke is the preferred cocktail mixer in Dixie. It's also what I had on hand. The next day I went to *Brews on the Alley.* They have something like 400 types of beer but they're not located on an alley. They are located on a two lane city street with parking on either side named *Ram Cat Alley* which is free from fur covered felines. The "alley" is one block long. **Why** they call it an alley and what is a ram cat is a story that that it took me three year to find out because the locals are in love with lying. The pub's bar maid ran across the street where I'd parked the truck and sold me a four pack of Belgian style (brewed in Portland, Maine) porter, Allagash black. Unlike the standard swill mass produced in the US (i.e. Miller High Life and Budweiser), it is 7.5% alcohol. The discrete refer to it as "low gravity" beer. Before Petunia's dad went on the wagon, he'd kill off a case of Bud Light, a high gravity, low octane beer. Because Petunia hates beer drinking and especially drunks, I consider it a comprise to say "Darling, all I had was two beers." Like most non-beer drinkers, she has no clue that low gravity translates into high octane. It's one way to slow down the nagging about cocktail hour. I reserve mint juleps for the summer when my mint crop starts coming in. Is that more than you wanted to know?

Hail Satan!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

## Had to give up orgies. Too much post orgy clean up. I prefer jazz, which Pensacola Christian College contends is satanic music.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 "Ewww!" is how I feel about metal concerts. "It don't mean a thing if it don't have that swing." -- Duke Ellington.

Trump goes full racist on black reporter

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

*He might as well have come out and called her an angry Black woman.* ## What's wrong with that? This white guy (mostly white) has been known to snarl at snarly people.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2020:

@Redheadedgammy Fair enough. She acted as a professional journalist. That scares him to death. Not that there is anything **wrong** with being an angry black woman.

Hail Satan!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

## Had to give up orgies. Too much post orgy clean up. I prefer jazz, which Pensacola Christian College contends is satanic music.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Later, tales of the oil on a tarp trick.

After trimming up the crab apple tree, I loaded up the pick'em'up truck and headed for the landfill,...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Hang in there! Drink a beer or two and relax!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 When I head down to my favorite craft beer pub (*Brews on the Alley* or as I like to call it *Daddy Day Care*), they sell their high octane beer by the four pack. Right now, they offer take out rather than allow customers to hang out inside the bar. When I want something that is an alcoholic mind number, I fix up a hurricane. That's 5.5 ounce tropical punch famous on Bourbon Street, New Orleans. When I want to feel mellow, it's a mint julep.

Would it be possible please to fix or improve the Bold and Italic features so they are easier to use...

kmaz comments on Mar 31, 2020:

I guess while I'm at it, and indent option might also be good (this also would help delineate what is a quotation of something).

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2020:

@Fernapple "*Gadzooks, me buck-o!*" cried out Short John Silver.

Would it be possible please to fix or improve the Bold and Italic features so they are easier to use...

Fernapple comments on Mar 31, 2020:

It is perhaps a good thing they are not easy to use. One of the things which makes Facebook so horrible is people SHOUTING all the time. Please not here, I would have to leave.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2020:

Oh, no. You leave? There would be gashing of teeth and rendering of garments. 😅😂🤣😀😃😄😁😏

Tuesday contribution: CHONCHOIDAL con·choi·dal | \ ...

Marionville comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Great word...thanks.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2020:

Good luck trying to work it into a sentence at the quilting bee.

WOTCHA.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

## In the great white north of the US, "wot" is short for "what" and "cha" is short for "you are." Ergo, "wotcha" means tortured grammar for "what are you." For example "wot cha doing? Listening to a crazy old sod?" Such is the rhetoric of Brooklyn. Likewise the not as baffling slang of Dixie ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2020:

@Marionville At least you won't mistake rat cheer for happy rodents.

Can he stoop any lower?

OldGoat43 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

None of us have seen anything as bad as the lump of orange turd sitting in that leather chair in the oval office. It's beyond anything I've ever imagined that could happen to our country. I wonder why karma hasn't intervened?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2020:

Karma is missing a few spokes.

Just hang this on the wall and you'll be safe.

TheDoubter comments on Mar 30, 2020:

salvation at hand?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2020:

Just a demi-god wandering through.

Just hang this on the wall and you'll be safe.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Yeah, I'll get right on that.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2020:

I sense sarcasm, Dr. Cooper.

Just hang this on the wall and you'll be safe.

Captain_Feelgood comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Hell... I guess it couldn't hurt. 😁

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2020:

It'll spark a few conversation among the occidentals.

Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro charged in drug trafficking inquiry

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## Because he is a military dictator, it wouldn't matter if he was charged with butt fucking the pope on pay per view in his Catholic country.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez > You claimed this was because there was dictatorship then claim that's not it. It's a dictatorship that doesn't support the US. QED, the US doesn't support them. US policy towards democratically supported governments is a state of confusion.

@Admin I am mad at u .

maturin1919 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

How *you* doin'?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@Pralina1 You slept on your laundry? Ironing awaits!

Y'all remember Bloom County?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## Stolen and sent to four old hags. Friendly hags, mind you . . . .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@zeuser Your premise is "If you are able to find . . . ." They don't bang on my door, yelling "Let me in! Let me in!" Well, not after Petunia ran them off with a broom. "He's a mean old man," explains Petunia "but he's **my** mean old man." She doesn't share her toys. Wives hunt down fun and kill it.

Just going to drop these here and see what kind of reaction they get....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## Re: the last meme - I've been known to lie for money, 'ya sweet little well dressed lizard.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Your memes are grosser than mine.

Just going to drop these here and see what kind of reaction they get....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## Re: the last meme - I've been known to lie for money, 'ya sweet little well dressed lizard.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Now we got that out of the way, what about an answer to my first question?

Just going to drop these here and see what kind of reaction they get....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

## Re: the last meme - I've been known to lie for money, 'ya sweet little well dressed lizard.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz What has that to do with lying for money and why didn't they list Louisiana?

Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro charged in drug trafficking inquiry

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## Because he is a military dictator, it wouldn't matter if he was charged with butt fucking the pope on pay per view in his Catholic country.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez >The USA has been trying to dictate who will lead Venezuela since 1998. We are an imperialistic country. We want to rule ALL countries. Ergo, if they don't follow our economic/military policies (i.e. Venezuela's seizure of US off coast oil wells) we're likely to cut off support for them. Nothing new here. The major deal is a US invasion would be successful but the US doesn't consider them that important even though Venezuela threatened to invade the US. Like that's going to happen. I can see the invasion force in Alabama now, right? >Trump idolized ruthless dictators. He wants to be one. One with optional rotating over paid porn stars

I suspect they are happy about it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## After my divorce, my ex married and divorced three guys within the first year after our divorce. Husband #5 she stayed married to for a decade. They both died in a house fire. When I remarried, Petunia demaned to see her death certificate. Once that demand was meet, she went to her missionary...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2020:

@UUNJ I suppose I should have remained married to my first and dead wife to suit Uncle John's requirements. Once he'd said that, I turned to Petunia and said. "That's it. We're going to have to live in sin and adultery. I like it. It's church approved." Petunia didn't buy that either. It's been absurd and frequent arguments ever since. I like to think she's better at absurdity than I am.

Y'all remember Bloom County?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## Stolen and sent to four old hags. Friendly hags, mind you . . . .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2020:

@zeuser I could use younger, friendlier, hornier women but they wouldn't have heard about Bloom County.

AURUM Aurum is a sweet Italian liqueur produced in Pescara since 1925, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

## Just a nit to pick . Feel free to ignore. "Fools gold" means the gold of many fools. "Fool's gold" means the gold of one fool. Because it is unlikely there'll be a group of fools all claiming the same mineral pyrite or iron pyrite, also known as fool's gold (iron sulfide which is mistaken ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2020:

@t1nick I felt the need to explain it for the guilty bystanders, uneducated sloths that they are.

Help...!!!

AmmaRE007 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

I am against slave labor ... ( :) )

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2020:

Picky, picky, picky.

Down here in Pensacola it seems nothing has really changed, oh except for take out only.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

## It's been over a decade since I went back to Pensacola. Back then the rule of thumb was the Mari Gras queen was a teenage girl and the king was a weathered old car dealer.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2020:

@PeteEwy I only know one person who still lives in Pensacola. Everyone else either moved or died. The lone survivor tells me I ought to return to see how they've fixed up south Palafox, which was largely empty buildings when I left.

The two tent system, just in case it's a long walk to the campsite's rest room.

RoyMillar comments on Mar 29, 2020:

It has it,s place for sure

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2020:

I've also used it as a cabana tent and for taking showers.

Foursome! .

BudFrank comments on Mar 29, 2020:

First one is in North Carolina near Asheville. I’ve never taken the time to investigate

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2020:

Been there. The actual cave is closed to visitors. It's better known for being next to climbing destination, Chimney Rock and Lake Lure.

Amsterdam's idea of solving parking problems: ride a bike; lock it up to anything; take the boat.

EyesThatSmile comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I lived in a boat for a few years here in Florida. On a floating dock marina. A beautiful place to be.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2020:

@seattlepanda I wonder how often they go into dry dock. The major deal with boats is cleaning the hull of marine life like barnacles.

Getting hard up.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Here you go! More fun with your groceries! Lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2020:

Breaks my heart to slice it and dice it.

Some morning cheer...if sarcasm is cheery

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

My question on the bra is, Why?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2020:

You see many buxom girls participating in sports events like running, basket ball, etc? No? That's because bouncing big boobs makes their chest hurt, especially after hours of practice. With women, sports are for the flat chested.

I just called to say I love you

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

## *Who put the bomp in bomp in the bomp, bomp domp?* by Barry Mann. (It made my baby fall in love with me). A fine example of bubble gum rock. S'okay for horny, shallow 12 year olds. **GASP!** https://youtu.be/lXmsLe8t_gg

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2020:

@FrayedBear "We" means you think of yourself as plural.

Amsterdam's idea of solving parking problems: ride a bike; lock it up to anything; take the boat.

Moravian comments on Mar 28, 2020:

If you can afford it. A prime mooring spot costs as much as a house.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2020:

I wonder if the mooring spots under the bridge is sub-prime docking. I didn't see anyone tied up there.

Amsterdam's idea of solving parking problems: ride a bike; lock it up to anything; take the boat.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I love Amsterdam. They make some very good green brownies. :P

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2020:

A few years ago while I was there, they weren't green. They were hash brown cup cake size and cost $8. Times may have changed..

I just called to say I love you

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

## *Who put the bomp in bomp in the bomp, bomp domp?* by Barry Mann. (It made my baby fall in love with me). A fine example of bubble gum rock. S'okay for horny, shallow 12 year olds. **GASP!** https://youtu.be/lXmsLe8t_gg

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2020:

@FrayedBear > I'm a bear not a pig. You are mistaken, as usual.

Trump now attempting to strong arm the media . [huffpost.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

## It's the same-o same-o. His lawyer write threatening letters or sue as a grand plan to keep disgraceful things about his administration hid. After his lawyers did it to David Letterman, Letterman's nightly monologue became particularly brutal toward Trump. Trump's effort backfired on him. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2020:

@wolf041 >Can you say government censorship? I can say it, I can cite it. This isn't it. There's an old Yiddish saying "So? Sue already." Threatening to sue and not following through is generally an old trick of the ignorant. Even if they're dragged to court, the broadcasters can beat the rap.

SATRAP sa·trap /ˈsāˌtrap/ noun noun: satrap; plural noun: satraps...

Charlene comments on Mar 28, 2020:

You could describe Drump as a bumbling, inept satrap..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2020:

In that case you would would have to identify which master Trump serves.

I just called to say I love you

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

## *Who put the bomp in bomp in the bomp, bomp domp?* by Barry Mann. (It made my baby fall in love with me). A fine example of bubble gum rock. S'okay for horny, shallow 12 year olds. **GASP!** https://youtu.be/lXmsLe8t_gg

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2020:

@FrayedBear I don't teach pigs to sing.

I just called to say I love you

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

## *Who put the bomp in bomp in the bomp, bomp domp?* by Barry Mann. (It made my baby fall in love with me). A fine example of bubble gum rock. S'okay for horny, shallow 12 year olds. **GASP!** https://youtu.be/lXmsLe8t_gg

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2020:

@FrayedBear He has written or co-written 53 hits in the UK and 98 in the US. Major Grammy winner. He's in the songwriter's Hall of Fame. One source ( https://www.songhall.org/profile/Barry_Mann) says: *Barry Mann is a name synonymous with some of the greatest, most enduring songs in the entire American Musical spectrum. In collaboration with Cynthia Weil [spouse] and other writers, he's produced an outstanding body of work accounting for more than 200 million records sold. Early hits such as "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling," and "On Broadway," started a catalog that began in the early 1960’s and continues to the present musical charts.* By your standards, a real nobody.

Tell him what you think! Share TF out of this! [action.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I went on there said no and how he had failed to pay the city of El Paso TX five million dollars for the rally he had here last year, then with his racist rhetoric we had a mass shooting from one of his white supremacists! Then on to the horrible handling of the coronavirus and wanting to yet again ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2020:

@freeofgod >I don't think anyone wants to fuck tRump. If the price was right, anything over six figures would do. Well, has done.

Tell him what you think! Share TF out of this! [action.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I went on there said no and how he had failed to pay the city of El Paso TX five million dollars for the rally he had here last year, then with his racist rhetoric we had a mass shooting from one of his white supremacists! Then on to the horrible handling of the coronavirus and wanting to yet again ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2020:

Mind you it's an APPROVAL poll. Disapproval responses will be thrown away. Makes no sense for disapproval responses to be filled out. It's sort of like Cecil Demill's question "How did you love the movie?"

How to fight Coronavirus with Deathcore! LMAO!!!! [youtu.be]

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Not my kind of noise. 🤢🤮

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 I'm not all that sure they'll be having concerts for a while. :-(

Nothing else to do! Lol

GEGR comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Eat and Fuck are about it .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2020:

My wang of wonder hasn't gotten hard enough to do that with the fridge.

How to fight Coronavirus with Deathcore! LMAO!!!! [youtu.be]

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Not my kind of noise. 🤢🤮

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Less than 1% of music sold in the states is jazz. Sometimes I find myself listening to delta blues and admiring the late, great Professor Long Hair. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUPkvv4H0V0 Almighty is only worshiped from afar.

Trump's Coronavirus Calendar [youtube.com]

Charlene comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Deaths from Covid-19 are already over a thousand, yet this Fuckwad wants to open the country for Easter..🤬🤬🤬

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2020:

@Charlene How could I ever mislead you, young innocent that I am?

All things considered, I am glad I’m in self-isolation while my dog is being treated for heart ...

bobwjr comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Saving money too by eating in

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2020:

@Petter Rolled oats? Sunds like John Oats of Hall and Oats got mugged.

How to fight Coronavirus with Deathcore! LMAO!!!! [youtu.be]

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Not my kind of noise. 🤢🤮

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 If popular music is a guide to quality, then I have bad taste.

All things considered, I am glad I’m in self-isolation while my dog is being treated for heart ...

bobwjr comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Saving money too by eating in