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It's a hell of a way to go

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I will as soon as trump is out of office and in prison! Okay I lied, I'd still bash the fuck outta him!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2020:

Nothing like a macho fantasy of beating up a drug addled, psychotic senior citizen with dementia that is surrounded with a few hundred government trained body guards 24/7.

Ennead: One of a group of nine.

Charlene comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Kinda like decimal?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2020:

@Petter Um, let me get out the protractor . . .

Cade’s Cove is a history tour by mistake.

AstralSmoke comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Interesting read. I grew up about 40 minutes from Cades Cove. We went to the Smokies almost every weekend and Cades Cove was one of our favorite places. I have to say that riding a bike on the loop is definitely a better way to see everything. Too bad there are so many tourists now a days. And you ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2020:

I did a cut'n'paste in my post and some words didn't make the transition to the post. >you are wrong, you can ride quite fast on the loop when there aren't any cars. Since I wrote that, they paved the rut road. Anytime I have gone, there were cars playing traffic jam. It's one of the few places where riding a bike makes more sense than being in a car.

Sex in tents is intense.

AstralSmoke comments on Mar 25, 2020:

There would not be any ice on the tent if the sex was intense.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2020:

On the tent, possibly. Some people pile snow on the outside of the tent to keep from getting colder than freezing. In the tent, no ice.

Sutter Overlook was a mile long hike from the Cosby campgrounds in the little used north east ...

AstralSmoke comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I agree, Cosby is a great area in the Smokies simply because it's not as well known.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2020:

Until I saw videos on it, I was ready to hike from the camp site to Hen Wallow Falls. The "falls" is a rock that drips water. It CAN get a chicken wet.

I have officially come to the conclusion that I must be half vampire.

IrishTxJudy comments on Mar 24, 2020:

When I was in dating sites, I can’t say I noticed crucifix’s it a certain look, but in their profiles if I saw that they were looking for a “godly woman” or Jesus is first in their lives I would take a pass. And if someone with a profile similar to that contacted me I would plainly tell them...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2020:

@UUNJ, @wolf041 >. . . .then pick some random pagan deity from around the world to make them completely freak. Tell 'em you are with my group, the Last Temple of the Great Black Muffin Mistress. That's the faith that says there's a God but She hates it if you try to contact Her and is prone to strike you down if you try. Let us not pray. Really want to see them crawl out of their skin, tell them you are a try sexual. You've tried ALMOST everything and are trying to catch up. Let's see, where do I put the hook in the ceiling?

I have officially come to the conclusion that I must be half vampire.

IrishTxJudy comments on Mar 24, 2020:

When I was in dating sites, I can’t say I noticed crucifix’s it a certain look, but in their profiles if I saw that they were looking for a “godly woman” or Jesus is first in their lives I would take a pass. And if someone with a profile similar to that contacted me I would plainly tell them...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2020:

@UUNJ Gals NEVER post "I'll screw whatever gets to my door. Bring rope smoke and Scotch. Orgy at nine. Bring extra towels because it'll get NASTY." Those women don't need to advertise they're looking for their dates. Godly women with old fashion values are lonesome tonight. There's reasons, me lovely.

A must read.

ugly comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Interesting. Thank's Val

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2020:

@VAL3941 Social distances aren't a thing in shanty towns. When you pay 'em chump change to be at the job site without sick pay, they won't be taking time off from work.

A must read.

Davekp comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Damn.. you need to send that somewhere to be published as a guest editorial. Well done. 👍

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2020:

In the first few sentences it says where it was published. When I start noticing a flood of descriptive adverbs and adjectives, metaphors and assorted literary devices, it screams "Hey, they paid me the big bucks to write stuff like this."

I wasn't sure what group to put this in, but.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2020:

## I find people who know I'm an atheist make it a point either never to cite the bible or stop talking to me. When faced with things like you describe, I tend to respond with "Thank you, I'll keep it under careful consideration." Smile. Nod. Say no more, say no more. Guilty bystanders wink and ...