I read about a short screenplay contest, maybe a month ago?

evidentialist comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Good for you. I enter the ones with low reading fees or no fees and I use them in the same way you do. When I do win, it's sort of frosting on the cake but still doesn't physically buy anything but perhaps a cup of coffee. I have a stack of awards with nothing to show for it but the awards. I ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

@evidentialist What I could use is some contributors on canoe camping. Pictured: young innocent saying "I'm camping in THIS?"⚠️

I read about a short screenplay contest, maybe a month ago?

evidentialist comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Good for you. I enter the ones with low reading fees or no fees and I use them in the same way you do. When I do win, it's sort of frosting on the cake but still doesn't physically buy anything but perhaps a cup of coffee. I have a stack of awards with nothing to show for it but the awards. I ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

@evidentialist L. L. Bean, famous for selling camping gear, wanted a 5,000 word essay about family friendly camping. There I was with 45,000 words into writing a book about camping . . . Picked out an excerpt, sent it in. Don't forget to visit my site here: "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group".

I read about a short screenplay contest, maybe a month ago?

evidentialist comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Good for you. I enter the ones with low reading fees or no fees and I use them in the same way you do. When I do win, it's sort of frosting on the cake but still doesn't physically buy anything but perhaps a cup of coffee. I have a stack of awards with nothing to show for it but the awards. I ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

Last time and only time I entered a writing contest, I won $500 worth of camping gear. Take a wild guess what the topic was.

Are you tired of everytime you're looking a profile or talking to a person that you have interests ...

St-Sinner comments on Mar 16, 2020:

You can make it clear that you do not believe in astrology and do not contact if they do.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

Depends. Is she like cute and in her early 20's with a sex addiction for ugly, old fat guys? Yea. Never happens but a man can dream.

Interesting I have tried twice this morning to post this comment in general and Hellos, and yet it ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

this is the post, if it shows up here I came across this in the German Press, this is the first English Language version I could fine Anyone else familiar with the legitimacy of this The White House reportedly tried to poach a German company working on a coronavirus vaccine Trump ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

Not only that, he wanted the American version to be developed by those who had donated to his 2016 election. Had we gone with the German version, we'd be well stocked with test kits.

...........

SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 15, 2020:

I've always heard you get what you pay for. Whole new meaning here.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

The best trade off for toilet paper is worn out underwear. Bet you were throwing yours away.

...........

OldGoat43 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

I hope that there is enough toilet paper for the duration.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

I have enough old newspapers/magazines to take care of a cow with the trots. As an experienced backpacker, I know all the alternatives.

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RobertMartin comments on Mar 15, 2020:

85 men and 1 woman. After a week the woman was so ashamed of what we was doing, she killed herself. After another week the men were so ashamed of what they were doing, they buried her.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

Darkest dirty joke I've ever heard.

Honest to Satan, this is a foot bridge on the Richmon Mountain loop in the Smoky Mountain National ...

Lucy_Fehr comments on Mar 15, 2020:

How deep and fast is that creek?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

It's shin deep. I couldn't tell what the flow is in gallons per minute. There are small rapids over the rocks in the stream. Children crossing the bridge bounce on it so they can make their parents nervous. Kids. Whatcha going to do?

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Sunday! Planned on sleeping late -had trouble falling asleep last ...

Petter comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Sure is. Peaceful though! Hardly any background noise here in Spain, just birdsong.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

@Petter I guess we've got more road savoy boar than the Spanish. Count yourself lucky you don't have skunk road kill. The fumes from that will peel your paint. Petunia insists we live in the "skunk capitol of the world." We used to have one that would show up at 3 a.m. to look for grubs in the lawn. He'd amble around and then wander away an hour later.

Oh no!!! I'm making a sign saying, "I have the coronavirus," and putting it on my front door.

Haemish1 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

I just ask them to come in, have some whiskey and a smoke and talk about it😉

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

What 'ya smoking, there me charming boy?

I am going to call this Dan seeing it is a quail and Dan seems appropriate.

TheDoubter comments on Mar 15, 2020:

i'm lost

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

Third star to right. Fly on until morning.

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Sunday! Planned on sleeping late -had trouble falling asleep last ...

Petter comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Sure is. Peaceful though! Hardly any background noise here in Spain, just birdsong.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

@Petter I've never heard of Spanish road kill.

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Sunday! Planned on sleeping late -had trouble falling asleep last ...

Petter comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Sure is. Peaceful though! Hardly any background noise here in Spain, just birdsong.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

@Petter You presume incorrectly. I'm not good at photography nor have the patience to try my hand at wild life videos. The main gig is I feed birds during the winter so they'll eat the summer bug population. No mosquito bites in the last ten years. This practice also guarantees me a thundering bird chorus at dawn. It also guarantees me a much larger bird population and what controls all the surplus birds? Hawks. As far as **large** birds go, I'm far more likely to see turkey vultures. That's because I live in a rural area where the wild life, especially deer, possums, skunks and raccoons, are likely to unsuccessfully cross the road at night. Suicidal deer are especially common because the locals killed off all the natural deer predators, wolves, leaving mostly motorists to take up the slack in the over population. As a result of highway carnage, I'm likely to see a turkey vulture within five minutes of walking outside. For video details see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLTqLp33zeU

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Sunday! Planned on sleeping late -had trouble falling asleep last ...

Petter comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Sure is. Peaceful though! Hardly any background noise here in Spain, just birdsong.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

I put out bird food in the winter so the hawks will have something to eat.

Dating in the COVID era?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

## Hold the other end of this four foot pole, Bubba.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

@Petter Never know where that pole has been. Not that I plan to venture a guess.

Scordatura noun, Music.

Charlene comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Drump does this with his hoards. Then plays them like an out of tune guitar..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

It's one of those **Chinese** viruses. The place that makes my ties, also made that virus.

I'm not optimistic enough to fully embrace this article, but it does give me a little hope.

BitFlipper comments on Mar 14, 2020:

There's always hope.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

But there will always be his supporters. That's more frightening than Trump himself. They make me ashamed to be an American.

PATOIS (Fr.

Marionville comments on Mar 15, 2020:

When my husband and I visited Montreal a number of years ago, we found the Québécois French spoken there hard to completely understand, my husband, who spoke fluent French, told me that was because it was actually a patois and not exactly the same as the French spoken in France.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

Same story in Old Mexico, where you're likely to be introduced to Mayan. I used to hang out with second generation Americans who's parents were Mexicans. Because they spoke to their parents they assumed high school Spanish would be a snap. They expected an easy A. Whoo hoo, were they surprised!

It'll do in pinch....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

## The paper can often be used as smoking paper.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

@Freespirit64 As JOB rolling papers says on the side of the pack "for the finer tobacco." Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more.

Disney beastality.

EyesThatSmile comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Pretty good artist.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

I'll hold back on posting the uncensored Disney Hentai.

Today's cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2020:

cheese is getting better.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

I can see someone slipping a few of these into their power point presentation.

Got wood?

scurry comments on Mar 14, 2020:

ROFL I thought we agreed... No Pornography. Ha ha ha.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

@scurry I subscribe to the theory that if 5 million Frenchmen say a silly thing, it's still a silly thing. It's not like this group doesn't have a heap of prissy poontangs.

Disney beastality.

bookofmorons comments on Mar 14, 2020:

That's f*cking Goofy too

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

If Goofy has sex with Pluto, is that bestiality?

Is this what you do in the woods?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

## Who did the research?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

@FrayedBear > I must be accurately responding to bring out the worst in you.

20% of you will get this.

AtheistInNC comments on Mar 14, 2020:

The guy on the left isn't bald.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

Nit picker.

20% of you will get this.

NHjulie comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Guess I'm in the 80%.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

@NHjulie Obviously, I have other theories. We'd be better off if you didn't ask.

20% of you will get this.

ZantiMisfit comments on Mar 14, 2020:

An old favorite of mine. Hank always meant well :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

My favorite character was the clueless conspiracy theorist, Dale. He never caught on his wife was cheating on him even though they had a bi-racial son.

20% of you will get this.

NHjulie comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Guess I'm in the 80%.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

It refers to a prime time cartoon series *King of the Hill.* In the opening shot, there are four guys just standing around drinking a beer on the curb. One of them (Dale) is smoking and drinking a beer. They take turns saying "Yep." Seconds later, other characters show up.

Got wood?

scurry comments on Mar 14, 2020:

ROFL I thought we agreed... No Pornography. Ha ha ha.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

Who's this "we" person?

Is this what you do in the woods?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

## Who did the research?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

@FrayedBear I have a feeling you escaped from the zoo and they were happy to put up the sign, "Skunk exhibit closed. Skunk escaped because we wouldn't get him a mate. 🦨"

Hi, I am new to this chatroom...

DevraisA1 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Is anyone here?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

We're not here at all. We're like really, really gone.🤣😇 Almost all of us aren't in your neighborhood. Like we're far, far away dudette. Chat room provides instant replies. Where you are now, you leave a message/post/reply and we'll get to you. Maybe today. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe not tomorrow but when we do get back to you, you will be better for it. Here's looking at you, kid. To get to the chat room, you click on the icon that says "chat room is open." **Wait! Wait!** before you do that, check next to the icon that says how many people are in the chat room. More than likely there's nobody there. If you go there anyway, you'll be staring at the walls going "Where's everybody?" for hours. That's normal. The way it works is you look for someone to leave a message **here** that says when they plan to show up in the chat room. If you go there when they're there, normally around five to seven in the evenings on weekends you will find people. That's when it's appropriate to show up in the chat room, dazzling us with your stunning wit and pity replies.Check for announcements FIRST and if PEOPLE ARE THERE. On a crowded night, there'll be five people. More likely three. NEVER, NEVER go there when it says nobody is there. Of course you can always start a post with something like "I'll be in the chat room from 5 p.m. (EST) Sunday" and see if anyone shows up. Weekends during cocktail hour are the best. You get these long winded replies from me once I've slugged down eight ounces of high test espresso at dawn.

Is this what you do in the woods?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

## Who did the research?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

@FrayedBear Animals in zoos aren't allowed to get fat.

A random three some.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Mar 13, 2020:

I've never had a random threesome.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

I promise not to explain why.

Is this what you do in the woods?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

## Who did the research?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear According to you, there aren't any raccoons down under.

The day you grow up.

jdubose comments on Mar 13, 2020:

It's not my fault.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. You can't prove anything. -- Bart S.

Hello all,I have been here awhile but have not really connected with anyone.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2020:

## You can't expect your ship to come in unless you send one out. This NOT the place to meet local people. This is the place to **avoid** meeting them. I tell 'ya some of the worthless snooks you're better off not meeting. This is the place to find smarter than average people that are fairly ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

@TimBo1 Do you like beer enough to make the trip? We have two craft beer pubs with 18 different types of beer on tap with at least 300 different types of bottled craft beers each. I prefer the bourbon barrel aged stouts.

Is this what you do in the woods?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

## Who did the research?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear > Possums need more than 4" Sez who? You been jamming possums up gaping assholes again?

Is this what you do in the woods?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

## Who did the research?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear Your possum is serving 8-10 years.

The day you grow up.

SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 13, 2020:

That's also the day our adult problems begin.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

Yep, boys. She confessed. She did it.

Is this what you do in the woods?

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Not the raccoons around here. The ones I see are very well fed, so that ain't happening.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

I deport my raccoons to funky town. Petunia said she hated driving through town with a raccoon in the bed of the truck. It made her feel like *Super Hick.* One of my neighbors would always spray paint the raccoon's butt international orange before he deported it. If his raccoon trap got sprung again he'd know if it came back.

Is this what you do in the woods?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

## Who did the research?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear My raccoons won't play with yours.

. . . . .

Lorajay comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Bars are sadly very dangerous places now.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

Have you ever heard Ron White's story *They Call Me Tater Salad*?

Escape from Facebook.

scurry comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Yup.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

Arg, me bucko. It be the spawns of hell, bound for Brownsville Middle School.

My mother's best friend worked for the local newspaper and decided to dress me as a leprechaun and ...

girlwithsmiles comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Why do people get drunk? Any excuse for a party 🙂 Isn’t consuming alcohol a sin? Depends on your belief, everything in moderation it says in the bible and Jesus turned water into wine, so not in the Church of England. I don’t consider it a Religious celebration, it’s a celebration ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@flower_nut >is their word any good and far do you trust words? One looks for additional witnesses to collaborate or physical evidence. Often one finds **one** person finds something in the middle of nowhere that nobody else could find like a burning bush or golden plates that have gone missing . . .Some narratives are based on a **freaking dream.** One needs to be skeptical of things like that, especially voices nobody else has heard. When I hear "God told me . . . " my next question is "Does he still have a lisp in a high pitched sissy voice?"

Sure, I can read sheet music.

Dancing comments on Mar 12, 2020:

I can read that kinda music 😈

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

Play that funky music.

threesome! .

Eirteacher comments on Mar 12, 2020:

True love is when you are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

What? Break her heart when she starts to realize I'm not coming back?

Tom Hanks and Wife Rita Test Positive for the Coronavirus Actor Tom Hanks announced on social ...

rogerbenham comments on Mar 12, 2020:

No things have changed. The Duck wants no flights from Europe but (maybe he doesn't know where it is) it's OK if they come from Britain. Maybe because Britain left the EU and so is immune to corona viruses. Funny, because they are taking it very seriously in Britain.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

I've run into more than my share of Brits who insist they **aren't** in Europe. Angry Brits.

Stownlins adverb Scot. Secretly; stealthily.

Marionville comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Haven’t heard this since my girlhood.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@Marionville When I want to shock small children, I tell them I'm so old I dated God's mom and blew the pop stand before she could file paternity charges. I can hear those tiny little brain gears grinding trying to think about it.

One for you all to think about : [bigthink.

Petter comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Wank away, boys, just don't ask me to lend a hand. Girls, I'm in your hands and always happy to lend a hand.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

Are you of the old school that it's finger licking good?

@Admin Photos are not uploading again.

Petter comments on Mar 11, 2020:

This one did!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@Heidi68 It appears that problem was solved a long time ago. BTW, that incredibly ugly looking sea going snail is the mascot of the University of West Florida.

For those who want to define "real men":

SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Holy schitt, that one dude has bigger breasts than I, and his belly sticks out farther than mine. Einstein had it correct.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

Bless your heart.

My mother's best friend worked for the local newspaper and decided to dress me as a leprechaun and ...

girlwithsmiles comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Why do people get drunk? Any excuse for a party 🙂 Isn’t consuming alcohol a sin? Depends on your belief, everything in moderation it says in the bible and Jesus turned water into wine, so not in the Church of England. I don’t consider it a Religious celebration, it’s a celebration ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@flower_nut >Jesus turned water into wine and everything in moderation. As popular fiction, he did it for a wedding so everybody could party, party. Isn't that what happens with an open bar?

My mother's best friend worked for the local newspaper and decided to dress me as a leprechaun and ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2020:

>Isn't consuming alcohol a sin? The bible's references to alcohol are largely favorable except for drunkness. Boozing daily was seen as avoiding sickness caused by drinking water borne diseases. Drinking water was considered dangerous. Therefore, the bible fails to praise drinking water so much ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@flower_nut Straining the chlorine out of the tap water and bottling it yourself is a lot cheaper than chugging something like Mad Dog 20/20. ("Mad Dog" refers to a cheap brand of kosher wine, Morgan David 20/20. Pretty bad stuff to keep junior from chugging it at home).

But seriously, what is it?

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2020:

bathroom stationary

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@SiouxcitySue Sadly the Sears and Robuck mail order catalog is no more.

I had a nightmare.

bookofmorons comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Apparently the psychiatrist only costs five cents

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

You get what you pay for.

In this part of the country, people consider Wednesday their day off except at one "jockey lot" ...

moonmaid comments on Mar 11, 2020:

I love places like that. There are a few of them not too far from my house. And i agree it's odd to have the children translating.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

The older a person gets, the more difficult it is to learn a new language. Children pick it right away. Grandpa has no hope of learning Mayan.

Do you personally adhere to the whole "three dates" thing before attempting to get physical with ...

BitFlipper comments on Mar 4, 2020:

I'm interested in this *"3 dates"* thing. A third date with the same woman is extremely rare. And if they're expecting me to get physical . . . no wonder they lose interest. So if there's some standard, why do women never initiate?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@BitFlipper Mostly on line it's people moaning how sparse their sex life has been and tales of gals drawn to nightmare romances/spouses. It's like I am the lonesome soul with thousands of hugs from winsome women wondering how everybody else messes that up. I shouldn't ask. It gets depressing.

Fight coronavirus in style

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2020:

## Which eon was that?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@SiouxcitySue The all leather black biker outfit was a fearsome accessory.

Stownlins adverb Scot. Secretly; stealthily.

Marionville comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Haven’t heard this since my girlhood.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

Girlhood? Be still my acid tongue.

Wtf?

LucyLoohoo comments on Mar 11, 2020:

It seems to be working for the Chinese and the Italians.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2020:

@Frctnal It's crushed poor little Petunia's dreams for an ocean cruise. We took one one time four years ago and junk mail has never stopped.

My mother's best friend worked for the local newspaper and decided to dress me as a leprechaun and ...

girlwithsmiles comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Why do people get drunk? Any excuse for a party 🙂 Isn’t consuming alcohol a sin? Depends on your belief, everything in moderation it says in the bible and Jesus turned water into wine, so not in the Church of England. I don’t consider it a Religious celebration, it’s a celebration ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2020:

In Ireland, St. Paddy's Day is a kind of meh, religious observance. In the states, it's one of two great "let's get drunk" days. That's because around the start of the 20th century, the Irish stereotype was a bunch of no good, worthless drunks prone to enter NYC politics and get jobs for the relatives. Therefore, if you need an excuse to get drunk everybody is Irish on St. Paddy's Day. >. . . . although like all good fictional tales many contain elements of truth. Have a dram too much and see wee folks.

Moil verb (used without object) To work hard; drudge.

AnonySchmoose comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Currently, the need to moil in my garden is high priority.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2020:

@AnonySchmoose If it hasn't rained, the largely worthless clay soil turns to rock. If it has rained, it turns to slime. Because I live next to the mountains, the rocks in the soil are granite. Once you've turned over the dirt, you've got a chance to build rock walls. Those who dig up the boulders, put them next to the driveway or drainage ditches. It takes a lot of mulch to grow anything here. Mostly, the local agriculture is ranching: chickens, llamas, horses and goats with a light sprinkling of cattle. Wide spread ranching sends the signal "soil sucks."

@Admin Photos are not uploading again.

Petter comments on Mar 11, 2020:

This one did!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2020:

Um...let me see if a whole bunch of pictures upload for me as well. Yep, yep, yep....

Anyone here residing or visiting the 54650?

tinkercreek comments on Mar 10, 2020:

'splain please

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2020:

He doesn't want to travel too far from his zip code to meet any of us.

Anyone here residing or visiting the 54650?

St-Sinner comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Onalaska, WI?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2020:

@AnTwanSr How's the local winery? Are the samples generous? I'm only asking because there are several wineries in my neck of the woods, including a you-pick farm with a winery and distillery. When the fruit rots, you gotta do something with it. They make swill. I make mulch.

Moil verb (used without object) To work hard; drudge.

AnonySchmoose comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Currently, the need to moil in my garden is high priority.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2020:

The phrase "soil preparation" fills me with dread.

This is so true when you live in Oklahoma 🤣

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 10, 2020:

## Bush is swill. It's because early brewers couldn't grow the grains used by European brewers and used rice instead.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 10, 2020:

@DenoPenno "In Bev"?

Coronavirus vs the common flu just as a common-sense comparison [statnews.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2020:

## Okay, now is the time to panic. Throw your hands over your head, scream and run in circles.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 10, 2020:

@azzow2 The media: the presumed cabal.

Cun·ni·lin·gus stimulation of the female genitals using the tongue or lips.

AgnoBill comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Yeah now you can go for the "f" word. No, not that one -- the eight-letter one.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 10, 2020:

Yep. The curse of not being able to spell words with more than one vowel on the fly strikes again!

Christian Zionists?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 9, 2020:

It is sad how terribly European immigrants have treated the Native Americans. :(

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 9, 2020:

I'm not terribly popular in the tribal reservations for saying this: the history of the world is written on the backs of the defeated.

Christian Zionists?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 9, 2020:

It is sad how terribly European immigrants have treated the Native Americans. :(

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 9, 2020:

@SiouxcitySue Ah, how long has Pogo been discontinued in the funny papers and misquoted?

life hack

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2020:

## Um, no. Having worked with both bankers and police departments, I know the **sucessful bank robber** averages about $3,000. Pay attention: to get away with it, you only have three minutes before the silent alarm gets the police department there. If you can rob the bank in under three ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 9, 2020:

@altschmerz Now let me tell you about Herbal Life and similar companies . . . . They make bank robberies sound like chump change. Don't rob with a gun, use a ball point pen instead.

Humans do the dumbest things....

SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Me too, I mean the go to church part.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 9, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods As a child, I valued my vacation bible school certificates. They made colorful drawer liners. As I grew older it dawned on me how worthless they were.

I'm not a big beer drinker, so I should be safe. Lol

SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 8, 2020:

This Is Us . . . unfortunately.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 9, 2020:

When I was a child, I used to hear the phrase "They're so dumb, they'd buy bottled water." The age has crept up on us. People have made their fortunes selling filtered tap water in billions of small plastic bottles. Worse -- they're voting.

life hack

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2020:

## Um, no. Having worked with both bankers and police departments, I know the **sucessful bank robber** averages about $3,000. Pay attention: to get away with it, you only have three minutes before the silent alarm gets the police department there. If you can rob the bank in under three ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2020:

@altschmerz I've worked as a journalist/editor in small towns. That exposed me to the both the businessmen of the community (i.e. bankers) and doing police reporting. When you hear they robbed the bank and the bank doesn't know how much they stole, that's because they haven't balanced their books yet. It's never $50,000. On the other hand, if you hold up the liquor store where most sales are in **cash** it's likely you'll do better. Do it at the end of the day before they have a bank run. If you're a little crazier, get a security guard's uniform and a sign that says "Deposit drawer closed. See security guard." Show up after hours. Keep the deposits in a brief case. Gun optional.

Fact check: from coronavirus to Kim Jong Un, Trump makes at least 14 false claims in Fox News town ...

wordywalt comments on Mar 8, 2020:

The idiot Trump simply does not know how NOT to lie.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2020:

No, no. He doesn't know how to lie WELL. He simply does it badly.

Fact check: from coronavirus to Kim Jong Un, Trump makes at least 14 false claims in Fox News town ...

Charlene comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Of course he did, damn near everything he says is a fucking lie..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2020:

Fucking lies reproduce.

WONK.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2020:

## Maybe IRISH nautical slang. Three years in the US Navy, I never heard it used. It's more often used in comic books as onomatopoeia. BTW, "onomatopoeia" is one of those words MOST people forget right after high school. (Coming to this spot soon: a bunch of people saying "I know what it ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2020:

@Marionville > Are you descended from native Americans or immigrants? In terms of genealogy, I'm a mutt. Therefore I identify myself as a gringo from Dixie. 🤫 >you are more European than American anyway! Not according to the US State Department. Here the most common way to be a citizen is to be born here. Good enough for the State Department to issue me a passport. After x number of generations your family living in the same country, one becomes an unquestioned native of that country. Some of my ancestors insist they were **created** in America. There's no way you can tell them they got here by way of a land bridge from Mongolia. I'm far, far removed from the countries (yes, PLURAL) of many of my century old ancestors. Ergo, when asked what my ethnic background is I say American. When Black people in the US visit Africa, they're shocked the locals treat them as **Americans.** Imagine: no such thing as an Afro-American in Africa. They're all Americans.

WONK.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2020:

## Maybe IRISH nautical slang. Three years in the US Navy, I never heard it used. It's more often used in comic books as onomatopoeia. BTW, "onomatopoeia" is one of those words MOST people forget right after high school. (Coming to this spot soon: a bunch of people saying "I know what it ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2020:

@Marionville As I understand it, Northern Ireland is part of United Kingdom but the southern part of Ireland isn't part of the UK. Therefore I presume one country, two navies. As far as know, the south part of Ireland has a navy of two guys and a row boat. I wouldn't hesitate to guess the nautical slang of the Swiss navy but I know here in gringo land . . . . . Additionally I would think Americans are the largest SINGLE group of people speaking English although I would expect the British to argue they're the only ones speaking and spelling it correctly. After that, they'll argue among themselves who speaks English better in different shires. Ergo the American stereotype of Brits as prissy little farts. > I think that kind of outranks your subordinate version in the USA! Apparently not well enough to defeat us in the revolution. There was a point in American history where we could have wound up all speaking German. There exists small communities in gringo land where they prefer to speak German, Czech, Spanish, Japaneses or Danish. This leads us to an American proverb "Anything you say about America is true."

anyone else sense the deep irony in that message

AtheistInNC comments on Mar 8, 2020:

proof that there is no god.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2020:

Lame proof. It's proof they'll will not use the SAME water for every worshiper and may convert to using distilled water straight from the jug. All holy water is merely water blessed by a priest. It's not like they ship it in from the Dead Sea, blessed by the pope.

@bloodsukingwolf -- Hello, and welcome to the group. Get some bio information up soon, please.

Petter comments on Feb 27, 2020:

Welcome. What is your interest in this group? I was a publisher and editor.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2020:

Mind writing some rave reviews for my up coming book? 😇

The gems you can find at a tag sale...

bobwjr comments on Mar 7, 2020:

LMAO jebus butt plug

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2020:

That's my theory as well. However I suppose it could be used as a tent stake.

UNDERWHELM.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 7, 2020:

## One never hears "Whelm me. Whelm me some more." No over or unders, you hear?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2020:

@Marionville You're held back by chiggers.

today is one of them

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2020:

## Therefore be evil and resort to adverbs and adjectives, you pitiful slut puppy of the meadow muffin eating clan; you sniveling snit, you worthless twit . . . . Hey, what's a bachelor's degree in English good for? Watch this space for someone asking "What's a 'meadow muffin'?"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2020:

@TheoryNumber3 Wait, wait! You haven't started your courses on different animal types of animal dropping, i.e. horse vs chicken and if zoo doo is worth the trip?

today is one of them

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2020:

## Therefore be evil and resort to adverbs and adjectives, you pitiful slut puppy of the meadow muffin eating clan; you sniveling snit, you worthless twit . . . . Hey, what's a bachelor's degree in English good for? Watch this space for someone asking "What's a 'meadow muffin'?"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2020:

@TheoryNumber3 I was the first time I've ever used my poop emoji. In Texas they have contests over who can throw bovine excrement the furthest. The local television stations have coverage of the contests in the evening broadcast. The winners drone on about shaping the "cow events" to go further without breaking up, the desired moisture content . . . 💩 While they call the contest "buffalo chip toss offs" it's rarely buffalo dung. One guy bought a herd of buffalo to make it historically correct for his contest. Why I know too much how discuss shit in polite terms.

Pes·ti·lence noun: pestilence; plural noun: pestilences a fatal epidemic disease, ...

Outlier comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Stuff like this

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2020:

Why does that germ have to look so festive?

I did not know where to put this post so here seems the best place.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2020:

## When I was three years old, my parents took me to a deer park which was full of fawns. They were working with the premise I'd pet the fawns. Our youngest son is cute. Fawns are cute. It'll be a bonding experience. The fawns had a different premise. The fawns head butted me, knocking me on the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2020:

@273kelvin >Not quite the same as being headbutted by deer An attack by a herd of fawns, thank you. Grown deer would have trampled me. In the animal world the young and weak and not our species, stay on the hit list. I'm amazed you got out of the bakery without demands to pay for the wedding cake. Grateful you didn't film it to show it to her again and again.

Trump goes to India.

SeaGreenEyez comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Tulsa Gabbard is being blamed. (Modi has always held deep-seated anti-Muslim sentiment, and as a country, India is anti-anything that isn't Hindu. Nearly 80% citizens identity as Hindu.) Trump certainly prompted the violence, he didn't start or even inflame the sentiment. **Tulsi ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2020:

According to your source, during Trump's 36 hour visit "at least" four mosques were burnt down by angry mobs.

Life comparison.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 5, 2020:

My favorite sign over a urinal was in Italy. Translating it to English: "What you have in your hand is not a hydrant, and on the floor there is no fire." 🤣😂🤣😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods You might prefer this one.

today is one of them

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2020:

## Therefore be evil and resort to adverbs and adjectives, you pitiful slut puppy of the meadow muffin eating clan; you sniveling snit, you worthless twit . . . . Hey, what's a bachelor's degree in English good for? Watch this space for someone asking "What's a 'meadow muffin'?"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2020:

@TheoryNumber3 A meadow muffin is sun baked and crusty cow patty which can be used as fuel. On the other hand, a cow patty is still in it's soupy near liquid state. Because I keep a manure pile for my garden, I know shit. 💩 > I've heard the words "pitiful slut"? That's the one who has done it often but has to beg to get some action EVERY TIME.

TAUTOLOGY.

Charlene comments on Mar 6, 2020:

The swine Drump is an orange pig..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2020:

@itsmedammit Moi, sneak up on you with admiration?

Life comparison.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 5, 2020:

My favorite sign over a urinal was in Italy. Translating it to English: "What you have in your hand is not a hydrant, and on the floor there is no fire." 🤣😂🤣😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods Who could forget?

Life comparison.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 5, 2020:

My favorite sign over a urinal was in Italy. Translating it to English: "What you have in your hand is not a hydrant, and on the floor there is no fire." 🤣😂🤣😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2020:

@AtheistInNC Bathroom graffiti may vary from stall to stall. No copyright laws. The classic for me is: Here I sit, broken hearted. Came to shit, only farted.

Trump goes to India.

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2020:

I believe if the Indian people know what an anti-Muslim bigot he is, then yes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2020:

@zeuser What used to get to me is India is one of the world's greatest powers but 90% of US citizens couldn't tell you the name of their prime minister on a dare.

Late winter is when I get frost tolerant stuff in the ground like peas.

whiskywoman comments on Mar 4, 2020:

I love seed catalogues

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2020:

@whiskywoman I used to go to Superseed.com for the best varieties of seeds. I forget the name of the company and the web site is down. They had CHEAP packets of seeds but they might only have 20 seeds to the packet. When I wasn't sure WHAT plants I could grow, I'd order from them. It's been such a long time since I ordered from them, I forgot the name of the company.

TAUTOLOGY.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Tautologies can become so complex that they hide in plain site usually mascaraing as ontology such as the well known proof of god given by St. Anselm Existence is a necessary attribute of Perfection God is by definition perfect Therefore God exists It does not look like a tautology but it is...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2020:

@LenHazell53 I must have nodded off on that part of debate class. I remember objecting to your God argument by saying "If God is perfect, He makes perfect things. Therefore, the world is perfect. Might be a flaw there. Now let's go back to square one: there's a God?"

I actually think this is the perfect response to those jerks who blame natural disasters on gay ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2020:

## When we getting the frogs? Nobody remembers the frogs.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2020:

@OldMetalHead Although a favorite snack in Old Mexico, one never sees roasted and chili seasoned crickets in the US/Mexican restaurants.

TAUTOLOGY.

Charlene comments on Mar 6, 2020:

The swine Drump is an orange pig..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2020:

@itsmedammit I bow to your superior logic.

Trump goes to India.

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2020:

I believe if the Indian people know what an anti-Muslim bigot he is, then yes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2020:

Head of the most powerful military country in the world? How would they not know?