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That's kinda cute.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 1, 2019:

## I'd rather have the wagon.

Happy Halloween, everyone! I ended up dressing up for work.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 31, 2019:

## I went to see the movie *Joker.*

Was filling out my ballot on local issues the other day when I saw a council seat position, in which...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 31, 2019:

## Some times nobody wants the job.

Where would you have Scottie beam you to if our science was not so suppressed and transporter ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 31, 2019:

## Helllooooo Vietnam!

Happy Halloween!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Here Halloween will be rained out. In **good** weather, we get up to three trick or treat kids. Petunia insisted I buy a sack of treats. Want to guess who wants to eat the candy?

Very impressive

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

## Source says "Facts don't matter."

Be careful how much you drink....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

## Not going to happen. Your pervert may vary.

Yeah, that'll put it out.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

## That'll do the trick.

It seems to work for some folks -

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

## Stolen.

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WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

## Alice doesn't live there anymore.

YAAGER.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

## Those winning the shot put match.

Hugh Hefner thought with his dick and built a multi million $ empire from it! Trump thinks with his ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 29, 2019:

## >Disagree with "Hugh Hefner thought with his dick." Hefner's first real job was at men's magazine, Esquire. It featured top quality articles and sexually suggestive cartoons and photos. Because they weren't willing to promote him, he started his own magazine. Once he retired, the quality of the magazine went downhill. Although some of his side show business lost money, he never declared bankrupcy. The models never said he sexually molested them. As unlikely as it might seem, his *Playboy Philosophy* supported women's rights.

Going out in style....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 29, 2019:

When to having unpopular opinions, i.e. there is no God, it's hard to forget this quote: “It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.” ― Voltaire, The Age of Louis XIV

So much material. [youtu.be]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 29, 2019:

## When he speaks about leaks, he means Rudy's butt.

[msnbc.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 29, 2019:

## Should have been done two years ago. Now is the time for mob violence.

The economy is doing great....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 29, 2019:

Time to move to Mexico.

Tens of thousand Boo Trump when he appears on the Jumbo-tron at the 5th world series game ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 28, 2019:

Large banner was unfurled that said impeach Trump. Only 4% of the locals voted for Trump. Understandably, Trump left early. I wouldn't count on him showing in public again unless it's only his supporters in the stands.

Here kitty kitty

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 28, 2019:

## I know where it is: Honea Path, South Carolina. Petunia's former landlord forbid her to have a cat and she had a chronic problem with mice and removing them from traps. I had the bright idea of if I planted cat nip around her home, a clowder of cats would show up. A clowder ought to scare away mice, right? A mountain lion showed up. Her neighbor's Doberman began acting nervous.

WOMBLE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 28, 2019:

Also: "English: habitational name from Wombwell in South Yorkshire, named with the Old English byname Wamba meaning ‘belly’ (or this word used in a transferred topographical sense) + Old English well(a) ‘spring’, ‘stream’. " Source: https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=womble

Not going to pick on Florida, but ...some people say that north Florida is actually southern Alabama

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 28, 2019:

## The Alabama/Florida state lines were re-drawn because who wants to boast of their Alabama beach house?

Going out in style....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 28, 2019:

“God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.” ― Voltaire

THEODICY--the vindication of divine goodness & providence in view of the existence of evil.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 28, 2019:

## If it was only that simple. See: https://www.britannica.com/topic/theodicy-theology

Makes things so much easier.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 27, 2019:

## What are the pills?

Remember the ads?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 27, 2019:

## Where did they locate a flock of screech owls?

Ninja turtle is not happy

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 27, 2019:

## I've made turtle soup. It's hell to remove the shell.

Yeah, I’m betting that the raid didn’t happen how he said it did. Anyone want to take my bet?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 27, 2019:

## Safe bet. I've already read other reasonably reliable sources. Instead, visit the Trump groups and make that bet.

I’ve been thinking about going to a brewery tonight that’s having a Halloween party.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 26, 2019:

## Go places. Meet people.

Laïcité (), literally "secularity", is a French concept of secularism.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 26, 2019:

## Nobody wants to clear out the footnotes (those numbers in the brackets) that scream "This is a direct quote from Wikipedia, you ninnies!" It's a source of collected ignorance. Of course, it isn't **English.** Therefore, I had to ask a French teacher. She said it goes further than Wikipedia mere "seperation of church and state." See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUK57t8hEXI

William Barr’s Wild Misreading of the First Amendment | The New Yorker

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 26, 2019:

## Ohh...compound, complex sentences in the New Yorker magazine. Every time I visit their site, they try to sell me a subscription and a tote bag. Anywho, what the author says is Barr thinks "religious freedom" means is the freedom to use religion for oppression of the non-believers. This rattles on to say his idea of religious freedom extends to discriminate aganist those who check the sex box "other" on the form, want to use birth control or any other form of popular evils. Ah, dumb little [fill in your favorite vulgarity here].

How to hide the recent photos section on the right hand side?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 25, 2019:

## There's been a massive deletes on comments on this topic.

How many of our 1219 members post memes, comment, or react?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 25, 2019:

## Apparently, most accounts are dead.

Sounds about right.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 25, 2019:

## Available in paperback.

What Gang are you with?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 25, 2019:

## I'm a hokey smokes Bullwinkle kind of guy. One of my late associates was a What the Fuck, Over guy.

A few transportation related memes.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 25, 2019:

## Here's few back at you. 🎃

Edward Scissorhands Memes, enjoy!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 25, 2019:

## Grizzly and grotesque, yet snippy.

Just another blustery day up here in the high desert.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 25, 2019:

## Here in South Carolina, if we get a snow it'll largely melt by the afternoon. It normally snows sometime between January or Feburary. In Atlanta, Georgia, they panic with a half inch of snow. Here in Seneca, SC, they'll start clearing the shelves of bread, milk and beer with even the mildest threat of snow. We'un's crazy we is.

Wasting my time.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 25, 2019:

>I did not get ONE fucking reply! ## Life is cruel. This has been an example. Often I skip posts here because I'm not in the mood to see another gross graphic.

Anti-Romantic

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 25, 2019:

## Stay out his basement. Rick: Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it.

hope you enjoy

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 24, 2019:

## Set your memes free!

SARTORIAL.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 24, 2019:

## Does anyone ever use the word "sartorial" without the word "elegance?"🤔🤔

“Useless, Unsuccessful and/or Unpopular Memes”. However, I love them.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 24, 2019:

## Thanks. Glad you set your memes free.

Ss Some sexy chicks were checking me out.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 24, 2019:

## They were surly and snarling "Pluck you!"

A couple of them Ford McQuay-Norris Streamliner 1934

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 24, 2019:

## In the land of built as a one of a kind car there's no telling what you'll find. That one was powered by a duce and a quarter (225 CID v-8, with a thundering 85 horse power) and a tail fin in the back.

And this in South Africa !! [dailymaverick.co.za]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 24, 2019:

## Blasphemy is a common law offence defined as “unlawfully, intentionally and publicly acting contemptuously towards God”. It seems the God referred to is a Christian God and that blasphemy only applies to the Christian religion. Oh, my unholy FSM! Do tell! It's whatever God the majority of the faithful believe in. In Muslim theocrazies, Allah. It has always been thus offendie. It's a behavior forbidden in whatever is worshiped be it the diety or in certain discussion groups Donald Trump.

Grrr.......

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

## Here they started putting out the Christmas stuff in September.

[aish.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

## What happens when Holocaust survivors are all gone? Same thing when the last confederate widow died as well as the same thing when the last American slave died. It'll be history. People will argue over it.

this would be me if I had a boyfriend ... or chips...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

## Once Petunia has announced the tv remote is hers, she's flopped in the recliner, the cat has cuddled with her, it's a series of "bring me" demands for kitchen trips. Yesterday it was "Now you got me the pizza on a plate, bring me a fork." Then it was bring her a drink with ice. When she finished, she wanted me to take the plate away and bring her ice cream. Then take the empty saucer back to the kitchen and start cleaning the kitchen. It's rare for us to sit and the dinner table and even rarer for the television to get turned off for the evening. Take out and eat out are her preferred choices. Unless she comes home with a bag of burger's tonight's menu is coconut breast of chicken with sweet hot sauce, baba ganoush and roasted acorn squash.

I think he needs some new hobbies..

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

Cats have taken over the Internet.

specious.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

>misleading in appearance, especially misleadingly attractive. ## I've had wild affairs with those women.

ROTOSCOPING.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

## Rotoscoping was first used in 1915, patiented two years later by Out of Inkwell productions (animator Max Fleischer). It's most memorable early use was for silent films of Felix the Cat.

A quick good morning to everyone before I head in the shower and leave for work.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

>Please arrive at 6:00 PM EST USA No can do. Petunia wants to be served dinner between 6 p.m. to 7 p.m. I want to clean up the kitchen between 7 p.m. and 8 p.m. After that, she finds something **good** on television. Well, most of the time it's something I like. I can't stand her fascination with documentaries on tiny houses, camper tow behinds or crime shows.

Lynch (of a mob) kill (someone), especially by hanging, for an alleged offense with or without a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

## Obscenly common word in Dixie. According to the NAACP lyncing continued until 1968 with almost 5,000 people killed as a result. (See: https://www.naacp.org/history-of-lynchings/) Not an exotic or uncommon word. Lynch law at the turn of the 20th century said blacks were not entitled to trial. This no longer applies in the 21st century.

I went for a drive on the Blue Ridge Parkway.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

## I had to take pictures along the drive to prove the Blue Ridge Mountains are blue. The trees release so many hydrocarbons it's always been blue. It's not polution.

QUANDARY.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

## I have spent many a day in the quandary mines.

Good morning everyone. I am back to terrorise the hell out of you again. Please welcome me back ?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

## Butter my butt and call me cornbread. You? Back again?

Shit happens.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

## 💩💩🙄

He kept to himself.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

## You'll never see a headline like "Serial killer defused by a visiting group of indiscreet hot horny sluts." Yes gals, jump his bones so the rest of us won't get randomly shot. A better America awaits!

I was told not to drive on the Blue Ridge Parkway last weekend.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

## We stopped in Blowing Rock, NC. Had lunch at Skyland restaurant where one could admire distant mountains from a balcony. One could look down at the parking lot and try to remember if the parking brake had been set. 😧😧

Does anyone else tent camp?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

## See: "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group" I've got a range of tents from the ultra light high tech pup tent designed for high winds and mountain backpacking, pop up dome tents, a shower tent and an extra large cabin tent that claims to sleep twelve. When it's brutally hot in Dixie, I head for the coolness of the local mountains.

TAUTOLOGY--saying the same thing twice in different words, considered a fault in style, In logic, a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

## That is not even half of it. One source (https://literarydevices.net/tautology/) says: "There are several types of tautology that are commonly used in everyday life, in poetry, in prose, in songs, and in discussions, depending on the requirements of a situation. Some of the common categories include: Repetitive words used due to inadequacies in the language Intentional ambiguities Derision Poetic device Psychological significance Speech by inept speaker or narrator

DISS--(Street slang used in Hip-Hop & Rap) --to disrespect

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Maybe uncommon in Northern Ireland. In the US it's so common it is no longer consider proper only for those who speak Ebonics. Not common enough for be considered proper English for those presenting white papers. Considered slang.

Best one of these

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

## Ah, motor meat.

Hi Leftists.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

>And they want to feed you - so generous - nice people Do you look hungry?

Hope everyone have a good weekend

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

## It's Octoberfest weekend.

I make this share for all to comment on whether a confidently balanced member of an ongoing ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

## Cunning lies being the exception. The locals here lie poorly. Some lies check out so quickly bitch slapping becomes a valid possiblity.

I liketo use words.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

## With that approach, you're likely to earn demeaning replies instead of warm receptions. Like what's the point?

"Is that sarcasm?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

> I am dating Sheldon! He views COPULATION as a messy chore which should be an annual event preformed under protest. Ask any guy in here if he wants some and see how eagerly they jump your bones repeatedly.

Disclaimer; No I'm not gay.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

## Randy's production crew is composed of geniuses.

LURID.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

## Not an uncommon word for my wild and extravagant life style. I'm off to see the mountain fall colors in it's lavish displays of the word gaudy.

Good morning Girls and Boys, first day back from vacation.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

## Reverse Polish expotential notation is required for my total.

My daughter was doing an art project with some foil wrapping paper, she had forgotten to pick the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

## I've seen Percy, my tom cat, jump four feet *straight up*. One would need too much foil for horizonal crossings.

I think I just got blocked for the first time.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 16, 2019:

## Celebrate. Hug friendly people.

flagitious .

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 16, 2019:

## Whip it. Whip it real good.

suss realize or grasp (something).