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The man I am dating told me that most women wear thong underwear, at least on date night.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 12, 2019:

## Give a gal a chance and she'll lead me through the women's underwear section. One guy told me they design department stores so that no matter where you go, you'll be encountering the panties because panties are an impulse purchase item. Judging from wandering through the panties for sale, it appears most women don't wear thongs. Considering the displays most women **will** buy a lot of lacy panties over the granny panties. Women won't stay with me when I say "Look, it's the men's underwear department. Think they got anything in satin?" 😟😟

DECLASSE- Having fallen in social status, "He became poor & declasse"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 12, 2019:

## There's an accent mark over both "e"s in the word. I think I'll see if the system can handle the accent marks: dé·clas·sé

Anatomy of the phone call now imperiling Trump’s presidency

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 12, 2019:

## Trump has serious trouble reading and needs oral reports. Ergo all his time watching television. He can barely follows his teleprompter and frequently goes off script.

GIRN or GURN - Verb.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 12, 2019:

## Have a happy.

This is Jimmy.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 12, 2019:

## History, me buckos, is fiction agreed upon.

NOBLESSE OBLIGE--The inferred responsibility of priviliged people to act with generosity & nobility ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 12, 2019:

## As a child, I was told it meant the local ruler was expected to have sex with the local women prior to their wedding. Yo! Bud. I got to check her out. Make sure she can do it right. Maybe put a stamp of approval on her ass. Tough job and all that stuff but it comes with the job. By the way, you picked out one ugly foul mouth broad. Give her some mouth wash, would you?

Trump loses again. [cnn.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 11, 2019:

## Now it gets appealed to another court.

Roy Head and The Traits, Treat Her Right, 1965. [youtube.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 11, 2019:

## Moldy old gold for great grandpappy.

Their god the trump... This article is from 2017, but still good. [ft.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 11, 2019:

"Their faith, he says, has been put in a president who embodies an unholy trinity of materialism, hedonism and narcissism. Trump’s victory, in this sense, is less an expression of the old-time religion than evidence of a move away from it." ## Bring on the whores! We going to have a good time religion.

Passed this house on the way to see my Brother-in-law in Sussex N.J.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 11, 2019:

## Trick or treat, smell my stinky feet.

Let's give her a standing O

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 11, 2019:

## Didn't work for Stormy.

Sunset in Yonkers, N.Y.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 11, 2019:

## Remove the buildings and it could be sunset in Diego Garcia.

Facebook recently changed its Terms of Service to allow the Trump campaign to post totally false ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

> . . . there may have been political pressure. ## May? You think?

Are you sure!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

## His attitude is "I am a crook. So what?"

Unfit for Office by George Conway [amp.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

## From the source: "A lawyer who has represented him in business disputes once told me that Trump couldn’t sensibly be allowed to speak with Special Counsel Robert Mueller, because Trump would “lie his ass off”—in effect, that Trump simply wasn’t capable of telling the truth, about anything, and that if he ever spoke to a prosecutor, he’d talk himself into jail."

Why, why, why?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

## Sometimes all you need is to post something that offended some ninny before. The ninny will report it again. What used to get me is a group that followed underground comic artist Robert Crumb. Crumb largely humerous work includes nudity and graphic twisted sex. The members of the group were getting bans right and left. You'd think the simple thing to do for Facebook would be ban the group but **nooooo.**

Yesterday Chump said the Kurds didn’t help us in WWII, that’s why we’re abandoning them.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

## Trump? You expect Trump to know history about an ethnic group that's largely obscure to most Americans? Oh, pshaw!

Storm raging up! Heard on Morning Express that he claims that only 25% want him impeached.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

## Heard on Morning Express . . . . Not a news source I'm familar with. Newspaper? TV program? TV network cable channel? Web site?

Get your calander out, and mark this down! Trump said we didn't find any WMD's. No shit?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

## We get the very best dufus.

Two idiots

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

## When Ronald was young, something like 80% of the people in movies smoked. The military gave smokes to servicemen on the front lines in WWII.

ENDOMETRIOSIS.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 10, 2019:

## Tops the list of things I don't hear about.

Trump defends abandoning Kurds by saying they didn't help US in WWII

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## Lamest excuse ever.

OUTRE--unusual & startling

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## More like: adjective passing the bounds of what is usual or considered proper; unconventional; bizarre. Source: https://www.dictionary.com/browse/outre

Sage words for the depressed.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## One of the signs on my wall says "You had me at chocolate."

How can I, one person, extend a deep apology to the Kurds.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## The Kurds are the pawns of the Middle East. We deserted them while urging them to over throw Sadam. They want various **parts** of the Middle East, including Iran, Turkey and parts of Russia.

My Bday is Tomorrow, that makes today manhatten Wednesday! Cheers y'all!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## Go wild. Have a hurricane instead.

Now I love the Thanksgiving holiday (in any month) as in - no gifts, no pressure, good food with ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## That's a Yankee Thanksgiving. Here in **South** Carolina we normally if we see snow, it'll be a light dusting that mostly melts by 3 p.m. and it'll be in late January or early Feburary. I used to live in Florida where snow was a once in a decade experience and obscenely light. **Look! It's a flake!" describes snow fall in Dixie.

It's an ImPeachMint cocktails and popcorn kind of night! Yeah, every day bringing another ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## Do you use rum or vodka in the cocktail?

All the President's Women Excerpt Alleges Donald Trump Assaulted Woman at Mar-a-Lago in the Early ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## Yet the Christian right supports him.

Come on... puuuussshhh baby pimpkin out

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## Gross, yet silly.

Has anyone actually paid for Match.com or is it the load of garbage I think it is?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## Meh. If you can't French a gal's mind with snappy patter, you won't be getting anywhere. French their minds and their bodies will follow. If you live in a small town, it's likely you live within an hour's drive of a big town. Suck it up and blow twenty bucks on gas. Yes, you will wind writing messages to dead letter boxes. Keep a form letter for cut'n'paste to the masses. Overall, you'll be better off making snappy patter with the locals. Gals will be wondering where the rocks are when they start getting e-mail from the socially inept. These guys have **got** to have been riding under rocks, right?

Few words from a vet

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## Active duty are required to show respect for the comander in chief so they don't get their butts tossed in the brig. That may explain why vets are support the president more than the general public -- habit. Disclaimer: I'm a vet who would televise his slow death strapped over a fire ant bed.

Good morning Girls and Boys.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## I've been offering invitations for many a moon. Nobody from this group darkens my doorstep. General rule is distance. One gal told me a 90 minute drive was **too much.**

Yup! I could never be with a Christian or anyone religious for that matter!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## Not the best pick up line.

DÉCOLLETAGE - Noun.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## As a teenage reader of Playboy magazine, I was introduced to this word at an early age.

She sure is

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## Terrible pun; great sleeping pillows.

Yeah, whatever.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

## Daisy chain frog group catches a ride.

The doggo movement. (I had no idea these were a thing. Apparently they are.) 😛😛😛

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

## Cheers, doggo!

its 4am and my body needs to shut down for a while .

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

## Turn to person sleeping with you and use the magic word: again. Repeat until your eyes roll up and shut down.

Would you believe

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

## A couple of minor flaws with the argument. 1) Most lawyers advise their clients not to testify in court, innocent or not. 2) I claim a Christian is whoever says they believe Christ is their lord and savior. My father-in-law is one the top self-rightious Christians but he does his "church going" by watching services on the television, four hours per Sunday. He's has religious literature all over his coffee table. He's also learned never argue religion with me. He tried to tell my wife that I shouldn't a church memorial service for distant relative, unless I corrupt all of them. Petunia told "Tell him yourself. He's a grown man." When she hears me mention religious matters, she steps away from me because when the offended imaginary diety throws lighting bolts at me His aim might be a little off.

Good Morning Everyone! Sun is partly out-errands to do-out and about today before I resume work ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

## I watch weather maps for when leaf peaking is at its peak. Looks like NH is way past peak. You enjoy your trip back home. Congrads on landing a new life.

Hiding behind your military service?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

## Wrong-O! Trump support among vets is stronger than the general public. "U.S. military veterans are largely supportive of the way Donald Trump is leading the nation’s armed forces. A new Pew Research Center survey of veterans finds that a majority (57%) approve of the way Trump is handling his duties as commander in chief, with about half (48%) saying his administration’s policies have made the military stronger. Veterans’ assessments of the president on these and other military-related issues are more positive than those of the general public." Source: https://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2019/07/10/trump-draws-stronger-support-from-veterans-than-from-the-public-on-leadership-of-u-s-military/

Asking for a friend....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

## Even with a large screen monitor, I can only read the opening post leaving 90% of it unread.

Trump got rolled in call with Erdogan. [newsweek.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

## The source quotes Trumps " . . . .if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I've done before!) . . . ." He was bamboozed in his great and and unmatched wisdom.

White House unveils Trump Presidential Portrait | The Chaser

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 8, 2019:

## We can dream of #2.

Quick survey question of the day Before you answer the survey question, please do this mental ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## I would want to see a reputable source to back up the claim.

RAISON D ETRE--the most important reason for someone or something's existence

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## Wait a minute. You got questions?

Who would want to be a Kurd?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## Ever since WWII when the great game was determined by a re-folding map of countries, the Kurds have been the pawns of the Middle East. All the Kurds want is parts of other countries, including Turkey. It is the custom of the planet to screw 'em. Nothing to see here. Move along.

parrhesia noun par·rhe·sia | \ paˈrēzh(ē)ə\ plural -s Definition of parrhesia : ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

A different lexicon omits the "freedom of speech" part and gives a second defination I find more common: "Candour, frankness; outspokenness or boldness of speech. Also: the act or practice of asking forgiveness in advance for speaking in this way." Source: https://www.lexico.com/en/definition/parrhesia

JELLY ROLL--a rolled up cake with layers of jelly inside, an older Black expression for sexual ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## "Got to be jelly 'case jam don't shake like that" -- Jelly Roll Morton. Some consider his music rag time, others consider it jazz.

Anyone ever think you're in love, when you were actually just anxious?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## Nope. Can't speak for the rest of these galoots.

🐡🐠🐟🐬🐳🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## It's called sushi!

There have been some really great words used in the last week.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## The site confirms that when it comes to tweets, about 60% Trumps writes them and 40% of the time someone else writes them. Wonder how long his mispelling of moat as moot will be around? Bring out the moot 'gators!

Who knew?🤣

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## They moved (see earlier post) to Gay Hell, Michigan.

More memes from the Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular memes. My favorite FB page

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## Twisted collection.

I should post these to sexual deviants.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## I think the spank the wife theme started showing up around 1940's.

First thing in the morning, my brains are barely functioning.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## Got have my caffeine juice before I can cut loose.

Second whistleblower to testify against trump. People are after his ass!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## The second one had *personal* first hand handling of the calls but by the time he stepped forward, they had enough documentation not to need him. All that said, Trump's repeat performance asking **China** to investigate Biden . . . . Hot dam! He might as well nailed his ass to the wall for the firing squad.

But it's finger lickin good.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## Not good enough to blow his socks off. 😎😎😎😎

BACCHANALIAN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## Hmm...no source given. It has become the custom of the people. 😎😎😎😎 He was more than the god of good times. He was . . . '. . . .the Roman god of agriculture, wine and fertility, equivalent to the Greek god Dionysus. Dionysius was said to be the last god to join the twelve Olympians. Supposedly, Hestia gave up her seat for him. His plants were vines and twirling ivy. He carried a pinecone-topped staff, and his followers were goat-footed Satyrs and Maenads, wild women who danced energetically during his festivals. Bacchus is the son of Jupiter." source: https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacchus Once your had good luck with the crop (fertility and agriculture), bring in the dancing girls!

Jape - say or do something in jest or mockery.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

It can be used both as a verb and a noun. One recent example: Local guffaw nuts can hit up the annual jape show that is the Orlando Comedy Festival (6 p.m. Friday, 5 p.m. Saturday, Hilton Garden Inn at SeaWorld, 6850 Westwood Blvd. in Orlando, $20-$35, orlandocomedyfestival.com). — Trevor Fraser, orlandosentinel.com, "Experimental theater gets the spotlight in Central Florida," 19 June 2019

Now i'm hungry.