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Being a "non believer" does that cause cynical sarcasm?

BitFlipper comments on Jan 29, 2020:

I don't understand the question.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 29, 2020:

@chiara23k > If you don't believe in a conceptual entity does that create cynicism? I believe in the heart of every man, there's melted cheese. That's become my standard come back when I hear "I believe."

Doublespeak (noun).

Marionville comments on Jan 29, 2020:

Also known as obfuscation!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 29, 2020:

@AnonySchmoose Notice how long it took the lawyers to go from "quid pro quo" to "bribe" so people would know what they were talking about?

I went to my doctor because it didn't seem as if I had completely recovered from pneumonia from two ...

chiara23k comments on Jan 29, 2020:

Geez.. the doctor should explain all that in layman's terms instead of freaking out the patient. I would get another doctor. Having had one like that who screwed me over when I had a car accident. I move on to another dr. Nobody needs a dr. who wants to be an arrogant a-hole like that. ( excuse my ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 29, 2020:

It was all those "w/wo" clauses that got to me. It as if he'd said "Don't know. Maybe we'll do it; maybe not."

I went to my doctor because it didn't seem as if I had completely recovered from pneumonia from two ...

Wangobango3 comments on Jan 26, 2020:

I stay away from hospitals. They're full of sick people. Same reason I stay away from church.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 29, 2020:

@demifeministgal Here in Gringo Land, going to hospital is the top reason for declaring bankruptcy.

Good Evening Everyone! Long day driving into Oneida Tribal Territory today.

Petter comments on Jan 28, 2020:

It's just past midnight here. Think I'll turn in for an early night too..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 29, 2020:

@Petter On the far extreme because I'm frequently up at 5:30 a.m. to prepare breakfast for Petunia. Therefore, going to bed between nine and ten makes sense. Petunia believes in staying up late on weekdays watching television. We have excellent wide range of TV programs and channels. She also believes in complaining about being groggy when she has to get up at 6 a.m. She plans to be entertained to death. QED, we have a high caffeine consumption.

Please, please, please is there a way for this to not become a porn site?

David1955 comments on Jan 26, 2020:

Yes, we don't want any of that sort of thing here.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 28, 2020:

@Shawno1972 >How on earth could I possibly complain about that masterpiece of a rant? I could tell you but what would be the point? Thanks anyway.

Good Evening Everyone! Long day driving into Oneida Tribal Territory today.

Petter comments on Jan 28, 2020:

It's just past midnight here. Think I'll turn in for an early night too..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 28, 2020:

How late do you sleep in?

Needed social media buttons.

MrChange comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Your funny!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 28, 2020:

Somebody hit the "you're" button.

Aya Kawasaki, 26, Japanese model...

ToakReon comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Pretty face, incredible figure, great legs - what more could you want? Well... other than a knock on your front door, and opening it to find Miss Kawasaki on your doorstep, of course.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 28, 2020:

If Petunia found her on our doorstep, she'd run her off with a broom. Petunia explains "I don't share my toys. He's a mean old man but he's **my** mean old man." Wives hunt down fun and **kill** it.

Good Evening Everyone! Exploring lovely downtown Syracuse today.

Buddha comments on Jan 27, 2020:

So, Syracuse is that bad ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 27, 2020:

It so full of Yankees, it's worth avoiding entirely. However, there are significant disagreements: https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurants-g48713-Syracuse_Finger_Lakes_New_York.html

Bus·y·bod·y (bĭz′ē-bŏd′ē) n.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2020:

## In the 1900's busy body mirrors were common. They were designed for people who wanted to sit inside and watch the action on the street while remaining undetected.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 27, 2020:

@FrayedBear I wonder what it would cost to ship grits from my favorite water powered grist mill abroad to put a spring in your step and a song in your heart I used to make an annual pilgrimage to Nora Mills in north Georgia to pick up a two pound sack of grits. Nora Mills also make a decent porridge from grain other than corn.

Please, please, please is there a way for this to not become a porn site?

MsHoliday comments on Jan 26, 2020:

It does tell us who loves porn and who are the sexual deviants. You can then make your own mind up if you want a partner who is that way inclined or not. If the Agnostic site is run by man/men, then I doubt that women’s complaints about this will have any affect at all.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 27, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty >Actually, I run a nudie group . . . . With far too many images fully dressed young women with ample cleavage, hold the crotch shots. Sometimes I think those imagines were stolen from the Women's Wear Daily website. I have lower standards for "nudie groups." They got to have their clothes off!

Please, please, please is there a way for this to not become a porn site?

David1955 comments on Jan 26, 2020:

Yes, we don't want any of that sort of thing here.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 27, 2020:

What you mean "we" my friend? You got a problem with kiddie porn that includes Rex the one trick pony? Frankly, I don't want to see it either. Rex is getting old these days. I know how to shrug my shoulders and keep moving on, not ruining it for those who want it. Poor old Rex, spending his declining days popping cherries on an eight old boy's butts. Excuse my French and all but I'm more turned off by the fiddly fucks who spend their time playing prissy under fucked fish mongler's wife of wrong gender and the self righteous crusty cunts telling me what I can't look at. I'm more offended by guts'n'gore on prime time TV that's warping rug rats problem solving abilities. They grow up to endorse America's never ending wars, killing groups of people bigots can't stand. I'm offended by old biddies whining how they can't get laid because they got **standards** and can't recover from the last snot they fucked. I get offended by people who starve each other to death as government policy. I get offended by all kind of stuff but dangling tits and dicks aren't it. When I'm watching television documentaries (the lowest rated type show out there), I am offended when the host admits they can't show all in the museums because there's painting and statues of **naked people** in there. I'm offended by people who want their citizens to die from things they got cures for. You think that'll stop the goobobs from talking about it? Hell, no Bubba. They going to complain about naked hot bods instead. We're crazy shits. BTW, I'm on my second mug of espresso. My fingers are flying and my mind is perking. Everyone else will complain I've **typed too much** breaking their attention spans in the process. "Mean old man" -- Petunia.

I went to my doctor because it didn't seem as if I had completely recovered from pneumonia from two ...

Wangobango3 comments on Jan 26, 2020:

I stay away from hospitals. They're full of sick people. Same reason I stay away from church.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 26, 2020:

@Wangobango3 Ah, wilderness where the bears will rip your arms off and eat you alive instead of uniformed women giving you sponge baths in a hospital. Bon appetit, Yogi. 😈

I went to my doctor because it didn't seem as if I had completely recovered from pneumonia from two ...

Wangobango3 comments on Jan 26, 2020:

I stay away from hospitals. They're full of sick people. Same reason I stay away from church.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 26, 2020:

>I stay away from hospitals. They're full of sick people. If you're suffering from infirmity, don't you want to be with your people?

I went to my doctor because it didn't seem as if I had completely recovered from pneumonia from two ...

whiskywoman comments on Jan 26, 2020:

PFT Battery Pulmonary Function Tests (PFTs)? Pulmonary function tests (PFTs) are lung tests. They show how well your lungs work. They’re noninvasive, which means that the doctor doesn’t cut you or put any tools inside your body.Testing your lungs can help doctors diagnose lung diseases such ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 26, 2020:

Now I can start sweating bullets until the results come back.

Bus·y·bod·y (bĭz′ē-bŏd′ē) n.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2020:

## In the 1900's busy body mirrors were common. They were designed for people who wanted to sit inside and watch the action on the street while remaining undetected.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 26, 2020:

@FrayedBear >A lot of people need brains to develop useful & meaningful lives. How is that working out for you?🤔

Bus·y·bod·y (bĭz′ē-bŏd′ē) n.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2020:

## In the 1900's busy body mirrors were common. They were designed for people who wanted to sit inside and watch the action on the street while remaining undetected.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 26, 2020:

@FrayedBear We're talking 1900's when rooms were, by current 21st century standards, dimly lighted. Back then it was standard to have the store on ground level and living quarters on the second story. As a rule, people on foot seldom look up. If they look up, they may trip or walk into something. It was not a fool proof system but it met the qualification of at the time of **works good enough.** Today we have motion activated cameras filming the door way. BTW, some popular web sites feature cameras pointed at the corn field. Want to watch the crop grow in Idaho? There's a web site for that.

Just gave Tux a bath my daughter helped she added the shampoo while I held a very unhappy kitty.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2020:

## A gal told me when she washed her cat, she put a small screen window in the bottom of the tub. When the water hit the cat, it's claws snagged into the screen and that kept it from lashing out.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 26, 2020:

@azzow2 Disclaimer: I've never done it or seen it done.

Anyone have an opinion on this statement?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2020:

## The "good" ones are ones in transistion between relationships/marriage. The real gig is people pair up during formal school when they're matched largely by age and class. People want romance with someone that is like themselves, making school ideal. After graduation the "good" ones are rapidly...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 26, 2020:

@UUNJ One of the great dashed hopes in my life is finding a woman who **wants** to carry her own backpack for a week or longer for overnight wilderness camping. **However** I have been successful in finding women who want go all day wilderness hiking from a base camp and carry their own day pack. I've written a book on that. If I get **some where** close what I'd like to do with a romantic partner, I'm willing to settle.

If anyone is familiar with rock identification perhaps you can help with this one?

t1nick comments on Jan 25, 2020:

They are sedimentary rocks. Potentially a chemical sed rock. A precipitate or evaporate forming around an air pocket. Does not look igneous, which is what a granite would be.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 26, 2020:

@azzow2 If the sediment forms from marsh land, the sediment may include trapped gas bubbles that make the rock formation hollow.

CHAV.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2020:

## Another reason to not visit Chatham in Kent: they use words unknown to gringos.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 25, 2020:

@FrayedBear What is a "battledress top"?

CHAV.

Outlier comments on Jan 25, 2020:

They seem to have migrated to the States

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 25, 2020:

@Marionville I suspect outside of the US it's the same case now with KFC joints. However, I've never heard anyone complaining about KFC, except for vegetarians.

CHAV.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2020:

## Another reason to not visit Chatham in Kent: they use words unknown to gringos.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 25, 2020:

@Marionville >what louts you have there We have the sneaky ones in camouflage. They don't want you to see them coming. 😲😲😲

Good Saturday Everyone! Soon I'll be off to my Freethinkers Brunch Group and then this pm playing ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2020:

## For meeting with the locals, I'll be hauling trash to the dump today. It amazes me how friendly people are when they're throwing garbage off the side of a clift at the landfill.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 25, 2020:

@TomMcGiverin We found an envelope with your name on it under a half ton of garbage . . . . Alice's Restaurant is out of a frame of sufferance for Petunia. She's younger than I am. Therefore when we drove up to a landfill in late October, she couldn't understand why I broke down laughing when I read the sign "Closed on Thanksgiving."

CHAV.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2020:

## Another reason to not visit Chatham in Kent: they use words unknown to gringos.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 25, 2020:

@Marionville Both the word and its meaning or application are unknown here. Where I live the unofficial uniform is blue jeans and cameo wear. I kid you not, Petunia bought me cameo bed room slippers. I used to own cameo flip flops. She owns a cameo purse which makes it difficult to find it when she puts it down. Here teens with an attitude wear blue jeans with holes near the knees and dangle the jeans low on their butts. To find me in a crowd, she buys me gaudy Hawaiian shirts.

Conway Claims MLK’s Vision Didn’t Include Impeaching Trump Who Fights For “Unity, Equality”...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2020:

## >There you can fuck the idiot out of her! Speaking as an experienced slut with vast and ponderous sexual experience, **that never happens.** People don't rack up IQ points from good sex. Besides it wouldn't set well with Petunia who has been waiting for me to stray.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 25, 2020:

@TheGreatShadow >Shit you (or anyone) can try! It's hit 'em with a wet noodle time. My position is hot sex doesn't raise IQ, 180 degrees from your claim. If your claim was true, I ought to be finishing up my warp nine drive space ship and destroying the Q. I already explained that if I have sex with the famous, it would piss off the wife. As is, she runs off the insignificant tarts who still lust for me with a broom. Ergo, the ball is in your court to whip out your wang and prove me wrong. I'll even give you my can of Bag Balm. It's my preferred lubricant. I'd dwell on why it's my preferred lubricant if it didn't make the bashful blush. Watch this space for someone to say "I've never heard of that stuff."

Space Force now has a logo?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2020:

## The logo was stolen from *Star Trek.*

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 25, 2020:

@TheGreatShadow In Star Trek, they generally killed members of any civilization they encountered. Will that be our goal as well?

Anyone have an opinion on this statement?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2020:

## The "good" ones are ones in transistion between relationships/marriage. The real gig is people pair up during formal school when they're matched largely by age and class. People want romance with someone that is like themselves, making school ideal. After graduation the "good" ones are rapidly...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 25, 2020:

@UUNJ >That bar is too low for me. Mr. Prefect called and asked "What so great about her that I got to hunt her down?"

CHAV.

Outlier comments on Jan 25, 2020:

They seem to have migrated to the States

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 25, 2020:

@Marionville >...we do import a lot from you too..not all good either! Shut up and eat your Big Mac. As long as I'm straying off topic, McDonald's has been wildly successful overseas and when I see people from overseas refer to McDonald's they act they can't stand their food.

When empaths have had enough.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2020:

## Wandering through the woods in a long flowing robe is not practical.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 24, 2020:

@CarolinaGirl60 The robe snags on everything. If the length of the meme, it will be easily trashed and may trip you.

BRUSQUE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2020:

## All this time I thought the origin was brute or brutish.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 24, 2020:

@Marionville Tell me again why I ought to trust you on good looks alone?

Anyone have an opinion on this statement?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2020:

## The "good" ones are ones in transistion between relationships/marriage. The real gig is people pair up during formal school when they're matched largely by age and class. People want romance with someone that is like themselves, making school ideal. After graduation the "good" ones are rapidly...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 24, 2020:

@TomMcGiverin >Online dating, for all its faults, offers to the chance to meet way more people and you don't have to be lucky enough to show up in person on the one date they happen to be at an event. Key word: chance. It is a crap shoot. The house (the dating service) has the odds on their side. From the most part women find the socially inept (send dick pics), those who live too far away to date and for the guys, accounts women have closed or are ignoring. For guys it also means an above average ability to write well for an extended period until she gives her phone number as well as a home address. Among the horror tales, my favorite was a gal who said she got a guy who promised if she didn't go out with him, he'd hunt her down. (Go out with me **or else.**) A common horror tale is the gal who promised to show up at an agreed upon location and was a no show. For the most part, on line dating yields those live too far away to date. That's why the key word is "chance." It does happen. Write a lot; write often; write well.

Seriously, what's with my luck?

rsb97080 comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Why would she have to marry some schmuck to get into the military? That reasoning makes no sense.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 23, 2020:

@rsb97080 I was assuming that they plan to get married, ergo the reason the other poor soul got dumped.

Painted lady

Bobbyzen comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Flavored paint?😍😛

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 23, 2020:

Licorice flavored paint, if memory serves me.

Seriously, what's with my luck?

IrishTxJudy comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Wow that’s quite a bit to unpack there. The fact that she would get engaged to someone she doesn’t love for career reasons is a red flag. But there’s probably more here than what we know so that means I don’t know everything either. Sorry for your situation.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 23, 2020:

@kasmian >A friend of mine has always said "if you love someone, let them be free". Former friend of mine adds "If they don''t come back, hunt 'em down and kill 'em." I hope he's still serving time.

Seriously, what's with my luck?

rsb97080 comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Why would she have to marry some schmuck to get into the military? That reasoning makes no sense.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 23, 2020:

US military forces their members to pay divorce settlements, that's why.

Why not both?

ToakReon comments on Jan 23, 2020:

DEFINITELY both!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 23, 2020:

They'd double your bar bill. If you were lucky, they'd compare notes afterward and giggle.

Tee Shirt of the day...

Robecology comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Depends on how you define "better"...Trump's minions...for example - stupid or crazy? The #religulous; stupid or crazy?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 23, 2020:

I'd lean toward the "religulous" as stupid rather than crazy; more like gullible.

Because poverty like incest is all relative right?....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2020:

## None of the memes mention incest. Mentioning incest seems to be one of your favorite topics. California, your home state, has 14% of the population living in poverty. One of the five top states for poverty (20%) is New Mexico. Does 6% difference between the two states cause Trump support and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 23, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I understand **none** of your memes refer to incest. I understand **none** of your claims come from a source that is an educational institution. My source didn't not call me up and go "want to get pandered?" There's a whole different web sites for that but they're unrelated to the topic. I suspect you just like to bring up the subject of incest because it sounds like **so much fun.** No details are required to justify my theories, as bizarre as they are.

I wish there was a large Chinese community near me.

HippieChick58 comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Do you think your questions are potentially offensive? I know they are meant in humor but....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 23, 2020:

@AnneWimsey >yes...refer to MLK as a " datkie" Who said that word? I'm just a bystander on that issue. BTW, I tend to refer to blacks as those of the "chocolate persuasion." I've yet to find a black person who objects. They think of chocolate as a positive image. It was George Carlin who pointed out it's okay to make fun of your own group. Therefore with his Irish heritage, nobody batted an eye when he said "The Irish are great when they are sober." In the movie *The Jerk* nobody yelled "racist" when Steve Martin showed the stereotypical white guy with no rhythm and a love for mayo on his sandwiches encased in a zip lock bag.

I wish there was a large Chinese community near me.

IrishTxJudy comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Hmmm... sort of reminds me when older people refer to Asians as “Oriental”. I remind them that Rugs and furniture can be “Oriental”, but not people. They just look at me aghast that I corrected them. And they may not even refer to rugs and furniture that way anymore. Who knows?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 22, 2020:

@praytothemilkjug Nobody goes to the Native American restaurant.

I wish there was a large Chinese community near me.

HippieChick58 comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Do you think your questions are potentially offensive? I know they are meant in humor but....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 22, 2020:

@AnneWimsey How so self-righteous of you. Me, I was asking if anyone was going to enjoy going to China Town for New Year's. Was it too racist to observe MLK Day?

Cleverly done

Moravian comments on Jan 22, 2020:

It used to "loose" instead of "lose". Now it is "to" instead of "too". What next ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 22, 2020:

There, there, they're are popular and misused as well. English confusing to native speakers.

I haven't been contributing much on line because I've been spending 12 hours a day looking after my...

ToolGuy comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Don’t know if I should laugh or cry. Such a stressful situation but described humorously.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 21, 2020:

Abe Lincoln was criticized for cracking jokes during the Civil War. Abe said "If I don't laugh, I'll cry."

I wish there was a large Chinese community near me.

ChurchLess comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Xmas day is Chinese New Year. The only restaurants open.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 21, 2020:

@BufftonBeotch Define that phrase "breakfast food." I've had steak for breakfast. I pulled into the Awful House for lunch. Wasn't in the mood for breakfast.

I wish there was a large Chinese community near me.

Robecology comments on Jan 20, 2020:

It's kind of not funny...it's a rather rude post. All the choices are mild "put downs" or subtly racist. Can't we honor the Chinese better than that? They're far smarter than most of us. http://blog.tutorming.com/expats/chinese-education-system-vs-us-education-system They live ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 21, 2020:

>Can't we honor the Chinese better than that? You've done your best to argue they're the master race. Enjoying one of their biggest festivals of the year can't be racist. By the way, notice MLK day came and went with nobody saying they attended the observances or parades?

I wish there was a large Chinese community near me.

Robecology comments on Jan 20, 2020:

It's kind of not funny...it's a rather rude post. All the choices are mild "put downs" or subtly racist. Can't we honor the Chinese better than that? They're far smarter than most of us. http://blog.tutorming.com/expats/chinese-education-system-vs-us-education-system They live ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 20, 2020:

>All the choices are mild "put downs" or subtly racist. Feeling offended because I referred to occidentals as "round eye"? I suppose if I called you "pale face" you would get all huffy as well.

I wish there was a large Chinese community near me.

ChurchLess comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Xmas day is Chinese New Year. The only restaurants open.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 20, 2020:

@BufftonBeotch The Awful House only hires the worse. As a general rule, you'll always get your food cold. It's where a person goes when either they don't care what it tastes like or it's 3 a.m. and their their taste buds are shot after a pub crawl.

I wish there was a large Chinese community near me.