My kids were asking me if we could live without the sun.

NoPlanetB comments on Jan 15, 2020:

Our planet would be uninhabitable without the sun.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 16, 2020:

Uninhabitable to **humans**. Life in exists without sun less regions (i.e. bottom of the ocean) but they aren't wearing party hats and dancing.

Beware yet another religious troll has joined the site posting pro catholic godbothering answers and...

FrayedBear comments on Jan 15, 2020:

Aha, a dope smoking Irishman who is into sex. Someone send him to the member with the porn queen avatar.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 15, 2020:

>Someone send him to the member with the porn queen avatar. The wicked tart of the East Bubble Fart, New York? She is indecisive if she ought to keep me blocked.

That lighting

ElusiveMoby comments on Jan 15, 2020:

There's an unfortunate hole in her stockings.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 15, 2020:

It's a large enough hole to throw a volleyball through. What's with the gloves?

My friend Marilyn just posted this pic on FB of a 30 lb.

kasmian comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Pardon the pun, but that's a huge fucking pussy!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 14, 2020:

How would you know it isn't a Tom cat?

Trumps pre presidential business connections to Soleimani and Iran’s revolutionary guard are very...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 13, 2020:

> . . . as per The New Yorkers march article. Pitty you didn't give a link to the article.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2020:

@Bilbobagins I'll keep it under serious consideration.

WTF fashion?

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2020:

women

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2020:

@glennlab Petunia buys me Hawaiian shirts so she find me in a crowd.

MAUDLIN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## My first wife's favorite word.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear >Didn't Walter Mitty have incurable optimism. . . . No. Walter Mitty had a harmless fantasy life. Whatever he was doing, he have a fantasy it was far more exciting than the mundane life he lived. For example during a routine drive to work, he might fantasize he was a war time submarine captain. Therefore the fictional story became a catch phrase for someone that does something boring and is distracted. Beats road rage.

Euchred adjective Australian Informal.

t1nick comments on Jan 12, 2020:

I'm familiar with the card game. I do not know if your word and the one I found are from the same source? eu·chre /ˈyo͞okər/ verb past tense: euchred; past participle: euchred (in the card game euchre) gain the advantage over (another player) by preventing them from taking three ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2020:

That card game reminds me of an especially difficult version of pocket pool, snooker. Players must sink the balls in a particular order. Part of the object of the game is to leave the cue ball in a position where it is impossible to make the next shot for the next player. When this happens the other player says he's been snookered and loses seven points if he fails to hit the required ball with the cue ball. Therefore the word "snookered" can also means out maneuvered. It's difficult to find a snooker table, partly because they are larger than normal billiard tables.

No butt stuff??

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Or I made all this neat stuff, but you can't have the best stuff (shrimp, crabs, lobster, catfish, bacon)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2020:

@glennlab Thanks for enlightening me. Kosher dietary laws are strange although they sometimes make sense like don't eat the owls.

Hannity Threatens to Release Phone Numbers of Any Mutinous Republicans Fox News host and Trump ...

rogerbenham comments on Jan 12, 2020:

How is Fox News allowed to operate constantly giving false news, heavily biased news and now threatening senators? Are there no checks and balances within the USA?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2020:

@rogerbenham One wonders how you can call yourself News is actually you are entertainment. The premise is they're presenting an entertaining version of the news. That's partly justified because of pundits giving the news a spin. Canada didn't buy the premise and that is why Fox doesn't broadcast in Canada.

They will not catch me.

Robecology comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Sugar beach municipality...(there really is a "sugar beach" in the Panhandle of Florida) Ya gotta give them credit for the wise use of taxpayer funds! Go over 35 MPH? Pull over, son!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2020:

>(there really is a "sugar beach" in the Panhandle of Florida) No. In the panhandle there is sugar beach condos, sugar beach rentals and sugar beach interiors.

Among the cherry blossoms.

HankSherman comments on Jan 11, 2020:

They are all perfect

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2020:

@HankSherman I was derailing the topic for wild thrills not dreamed in your philosophy .

No butt stuff??

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Or I made all this neat stuff, but you can't have the best stuff (shrimp, crabs, lobster, catfish, bacon)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2020:

@glennlab So if a fish has to be skinned, it can't be eaten? That's new to me. Where did you get this stuff?

MAUDLIN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## My first wife's favorite word.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2020:

@FrayedBear Mental disorders come with medical diagnostic names. What kind of mental disorder is optimism? Motivational speakers always talk about having a "positive attitude" as if it is a good thing.

Some of us on here continue to complain that nobody responds to their profile or to their greeting -...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2020:

>. . . why [would] that 27 year old hottie or . . . wink at me? Because if you French their minds their bodies will follow. Once a person becomes fascinated by me, they'll ask for a picture. They may ask for several pictures. Nobody wants naked picture of me. My ugly mug never discourages them. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2020:

@FrostyJim Yepper. Fur shure, fur shur. Thank you for your detailed response. A customer representative will be on line soon enough. We value your time. Thank you for holding.

Bloomberg says "if it's Donald Trump vs. Bernie, I would support Bernie"

HippieChick58 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

I like Bernie, but I will vote for whoever is NOT Drumpf.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez > I'll just spend time in a pub or two and not care. You can do that here in local bars. A trip to Ireland isn't required. Stay away from those bars where they primarily sell the cheap drafts on tap for more liberal views. When guys start wandering in with house paint spattered on their clothes, it's time to leave.

Hannity Threatens to Release Phone Numbers of Any Mutinous Republicans Fox News host and Trump ...

rogerbenham comments on Jan 12, 2020:

How is Fox News allowed to operate constantly giving false news, heavily biased news and now threatening senators? Are there no checks and balances within the USA?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2020:

They can get away almost anything because they took out their business license as "entertainment" and not "news."

No butt stuff??

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Or I made all this neat stuff, but you can't have the best stuff (shrimp, crabs, lobster, catfish, bacon)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2020:

I was unaware of His restriction on catfish.

MAUDLIN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## My first wife's favorite word.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2020:

@FrayedBear He was physically crippled from a rare bone disease that left him with a severe limp. Every few years, his weak bones sent him to the hospital because they would break. He also had unrealistic expectations partly caused by an inflated ego and unlimited optimism. Made for fun arguments when he'd express his outlook and ideas. My favorite argument with him was when he said "I don't need car insurance. I don't **plan** to have an accident." I started my counter point with "Let me explain this word "accident" to you." Looming even larger was his legal requirement to have car insurance. The good part is, unlike arguments on the internet, he didn't start calling name calling because he didn't agree. They were all friendly arguments.

Among the cherry blossoms.

HankSherman comments on Jan 11, 2020:

They are all perfect

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@TheDoubter When we get one with a six pack of nipples we'll call her "Butch."

Bloomberg says "if it's Donald Trump vs. Bernie, I would support Bernie"

HippieChick58 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

I like Bernie, but I will vote for whoever is NOT Drumpf.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez I think it's a given my state will vote Trump and any Democrat I vote for will lose. I'll still vote because of a feeling of moral superiority.

MAUDLIN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## My first wife's favorite word.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@FrayedBear You're reminding me of my former drinking buddy, Clyde d'Wonderfog (RIP). He was an unemployable 60 year old cripple holding out for a frisky 20 year old virgin with connections in the music industry. A strip dancer would do. Bigger picture: if I'd drive him to the next bar to hunt her down, he'd buy me the drinks and fill up the gas tank.

I'll drink to that....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## Save your confederate money. THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN. This time we're taking the rust belt industries.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Once more, you're wrong. A industry source (https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/usa-today-2/) says USA Today is owned by USA Today is owned by the Gannett Company, headquartered in McLean, Virginia . . .in 2016, USA Today published an editorial urging readers not to vote for Donald Trump. . . [their] Editorial Board responded by writing: “A president who’d all but call a senator a whore is unfit to clean toilets in Obama’s presidential library or to shine George W. Bush’s shoes.” Then you cited my source (USA Today) which still says the Klan is in decline. The BBC source quotes an unknown Klan member who said the Klan was growing. Not a reliable source to quote the Klan itself. NPR *includes* the Klan in an outbreak of racist hate groups **primarily in the northern US.** Vox source doesn't specifically cover the Klan. Like NPR it lumps them in with other hate groups. You sound like you're grasping for straws.

I'll drink to that....

GEGR comments on Jan 11, 2020:

The Ignorance is Thick .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Now for some wild ranging assumptions: >Never read a map did you or studied the history of Rocketry and computers? Moi? Of course I've read maps. Why I even know where Dixie is although I have begun to wonder if you know. I passed a course on marine navigation and can walk rulers (an inside joke for those at sea). I've had a causal study of rocketry but I've never seen it offered as a course in college. As per computers, I have an extensive number of college courses in both computer hardware and software. I promise not to start snickering about the names of logic circuits (i.e. bistable multivibrator circuit). There's been a few times I've had to fix computers and write new applications in various computer languages. God save us all from writing COBOL. >... I have... Isn't that special? Let me pass you this gold star sticker you can put on your college transcripts. I suspect during your time in the military, you failed to appreciate that most bases are in the low rent district because it's cheaper to acquire land there. There's no such thing as the Beverly Hills Air Force Base. During your hitch after a few hundred trips through funky town, you assumed the south is that way EVERYWHERE.

I'll drink to that....

GEGR comments on Jan 11, 2020:

The Ignorance is Thick .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz >Look where most of those people you are talking about were educated.... So, what you got against Flint, Michigan, Detroit and south Chicago? They forgot to move south? >...Also funny you should mention Clearlake.... Which FYI leans heavily towards the Republican party and went massively for Trump.... Yea, they forgot to move to Atlanta and stayed in California. I went on to point out California has a higher rate of poverty than most of the county. Sounds like you're running in an ill founded grudge against the south east US.

I'll drink to that....

GEGR comments on Jan 11, 2020:

The Ignorance is Thick .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz >... It has to do with being closer to the equator... Under that logic, they ought to be blasting off in San Diego. The rockets **could** be built in New Mexico or Oregon.

I'll drink to that....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## Save your confederate money. THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN. This time we're taking the rust belt industries.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Without a source to back you up, I'd take a wild guess the rise in the Klan is in Oakland, California. Another source says the Klan is in **decline.** "While many groups are adding members, the SPLC [Southern Poverty Law Center] found one of the best known hate groups, the Ku Klux Klan, appears to be in decline. The group, despite a history that stretches back more than a century, has been marked by infighting and difficulty connecting to a younger generation. "The KKK has not been able to appeal to younger racists, with its antiquated traditions, odd dress and lack of digital savvy. Younger extremists prefer ... polo shirts and khakis to Klan robes," the report says. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/02/20/hate-groups-white-power-supremacists-southern-poverty-law-center/2918416002/

Just the facts maam...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## I find it's unlikely to pay *cash* monthly to rent out the Trump Tower. They are paying him but $40 million in **cash** is too cumbersome medium of exchange. They'd need fork lifts and 18 wheel trucks to handle it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@uncle-ernie > I once drank $300 worth of booze on Bourbon street and never even got a buzz on! The typical tourist to the Rue d' Bourbon (Bourbon Street, New Orleans) orders a dangerously stiff drink called a hurricane. Largely it's a fruit punch with at least **five ounces of rum** in it. If you drink two that's a half a fifth of a bottle of 80% rum. Toss in the brutal summer heat in New Orleans, people want to chug it. My favorite spot on Rue d'Bourbon is the amazingly romantic courtyard of Pat O'Brian's where it's 5.5 ounces of rum in a hurricane. The last half ounce is 151 proof rum served flaming on rum soaked sugar cube. You know your date is an alcoholic when she blows out the sugar cube. Dangerous stuff on a hot'n'steamy day. It's been over a decade since I last visited Pat O'Brian's. Accounting for inflation it might be running about $20 for a hurricane, $15 outside of Pat O'Brian's Whoa, it's worth it. The last two women I took there, split one with me and had difficulty finding their way back from the restroom to our table. The last woman that tried to drink two hurricanes with me had to be carried over my shoulder back to the car. Thankfully the cops in the French Quarter understand that people that go to Bourbon Street don't expect to stay sober. What did you do, order the near beer?

I'll drink to that....

GEGR comments on Jan 11, 2020:

The Ignorance is Thick .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz >While there are a few nice places in the South most of it is mired in ignorance and poverty.... For example Flint, Michigan, Detroit and south Chicago? Wait, wait, let's go to Clearlake, California where the poverty rate is 36 percent. By the way, we're so ill educated America's space program is in Dixie. When there's serious problems in outer space it's **never** "Hello, San Francisco. We got a problem." Huntsville, AL, is where they built the space rockets. Figure the place is loaded with numb nuts? Don't be so smug. "New data from the U.S. Census Bureau’s supplemental poverty measure shows roughly 7.5 million Californians — about 19 percent of the state population — live in poverty . . . The poverty rate is 14 percent for the U.S." Source: http://www.capradio.org/articles/2018/09/12/california-has-one-of-the-nations-highest-poverty-rates-again/

So I had a date today, I got all prettied up and went to the local sports bar that he suggested.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

Cats are very faithful!!!! Dating sites suck!!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@Haemish1 As opposed to dogs that dig up the cat turds and eat them before they lick your face? Show a cat a litter box it knows what it is. Dog resist house breaking or have "accidents." Let dogs run all over the yard, they'll shit all over the yard for you and your guests to step in. When Petunia had dogs, it was nothing for her to expect me to take them outside in the snow so they could relieve themselves.

Just the facts maam...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## I find it's unlikely to pay *cash* monthly to rent out the Trump Tower. They are paying him but $40 million in **cash** is too cumbersome medium of exchange. They'd need fork lifts and 18 wheel trucks to handle it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@uncle-ernie A few people claim Ashville is eastern California. I've always wanted to visit New Orleans on Fat Tuesday.

Unfortunately this is absolutely true

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## The ones I've met on line are way, way over there. It comes down to the elusive question of how much do I want pay to get my balls sucked dry by a hot babe? That being said, back in 1998 a New York fashion model paid my air fare. It was a week long affair to remember.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@SiouxcitySue Once they introduced little blue pills in the nursing homes, the STDs rates hit the roof. At first the theory was they gave 'em out so the old guys wouldn't roll out of bed.

So I had a date today, I got all prettied up and went to the local sports bar that he suggested.

Gemini-1947 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

Don't forget to turn off the auto-renew feature on the dating site or they will automatically sign you up for more time. Cats are cool. They always show up.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@Lorajay > cats do not always show up. They'll take a message and get back to you. Cats adopt humans. Sometimes they divorce them as well.

So I had a date today, I got all prettied up and went to the local sports bar that he suggested.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

Cats are very faithful!!!! Dating sites suck!!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@Haemish1 Where do you come up with that? Stealing breath is total fiction. They will eat you once you've dropped dead before the dog does. The major deal for me is they require less upkeep than dogs. You **can** walk your cat but it won't want you to do it.

New to this support group and continuing validation that I have not lost my sanity.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## "You have elected your last president" -- Michael Moore.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@freeofgod >then I think of all the former military on this site who said they swore to defend the constitution. Then I remember the goobers I served with. They'll follow anybody who pays them. Many are in the military because nobody else would hire them and give them a generous benefit package. They're in a position where if they don't follow the idiot in charge, they can be hunted down and shot.

I'll drink to that....

GEGR comments on Jan 11, 2020:

The Ignorance is Thick .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz You're in dire need of a tour of Hilton Head Island and my favorite, the Biltmore Place. Dixie has more than it's share of country clubs and gated communities. Truth be told, you're in love with stereotypes and the Redneck Comedy Tour.

Let's have another go at posting a meme about Meghan Markle and the royal family.

bookofmorons comments on Jan 11, 2020:

Hope they come to Canada and live a great life here

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

Moose Jaw awaits!

How's the start of the year been going for you so far?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## It's been scary. I found out what the word "bronchieciasis" means and how it applies to me. I've also found a dentist who isn't any good.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@ToolGuy It's incurable and oodles of fun for an asthmatic. Means an end to mountain climbing for me. I'm going to have to reconsider a trip to Denver. The dentist is yet another problem.

MAUDLIN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## My first wife's favorite word.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@FrayedBear You're waiting for a Jewish princess to come along before making a reply? There's a group for that. 💔

Tried to post this earlier to this group and it ended up in.

FrayedBear comments on Jan 11, 2020:

You disparaging bears? Could get thugly.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@FrayedBear You win. Your thugs are uglier than our thugs.

Just the facts maam...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## I find it's unlikely to pay *cash* monthly to rent out the Trump Tower. They are paying him but $40 million in **cash** is too cumbersome medium of exchange. They'd need fork lifts and 18 wheel trucks to handle it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@uncle-ernie How so? You discovered she's a chain smoker? That's one reason Petunia turned down her offer to put up us in a spare bed room for the night. Before I met Ann on line, Petunia and I spent a weekend in the nearby towns of Hendersonville, NC and Ashville, NC. We spent the night in Hendersonville because their motel rooms are half the price of those in Ashville. Both cities have a good share of downtown public arts and gardens. Ashville has more extensive art galleries and active cultural life. I suppose Anne told you about Ashville's biggest draw, the Builtmore estate. I've been there twice for full day visits and haven't seen the whole thing. I'd like to go back. Ashville has about three dozen craft breweries and I want to sample them all. I forget how many breweries in Hendersonville. Ashville has two brewery tours so visitors don't have drive between brew pubs. Ashville also has several chocolate outlets. Petunia wants to know why they don't have a chocolate tour instead of the brew tour. She hates beer; addicted to chocolate. Here is a group of photos I took in downtown areas.

NACRE.

AnonySchmoose comments on Jan 11, 2020:

Thanks for the video. Lovely to see, yet also a super strong and useful material.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@Marionville I wouldn't want to meet the mother-in-law of Pearl. 😜😜😜

MAUDLIN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## My first wife's favorite word.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@FrayedBear One need not marry to have lucky lassies for lurid and lusty relationships. Manly men may discover they're rotating them weekly. If this is Tuesday, this must be Susan. Just because you had a failed marriage doesn't mean your balls have been removed and other women aren't available. Most guys settle for one affair at a time assuming they have the social skills for it. One at a time helps them keep the current playmate's name in mind. Call Linda "Susan" and she may snarl at you. In the meantime, the temporary spouse (Petunia) keeps her eyes peeled when I strike up conversations with the fair gender. Surely, lovable cuss that you are, you've been able to find romantic entanglements outside of marriage. I've been wrong before. Often I am amazed how often I hear guys in discussion groups crying gals aren't interested in them. Women keep explaining why that happens. Not that I want to know.

I'll drink to that....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## Save your confederate money. THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN. This time we're taking the rust belt industries.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz You have been misinformed. The Klan has been in steady decline since 1920. Today they are a small and insignificant percentage of the population of Dixie. They no longer number in the millions. A typical clan rally may be as small as five people. The Klan is heavily fragmented. You cite the Klan as part of Dixie because like the Klan, you thrive to claim you're better than those people.

I'll drink to that....

GEGR comments on Jan 11, 2020:

The Ignorance is Thick .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Yea, the army: kill people who can **shoot back** in large numbers. The word "pussy" does not apply here. I tend to think of Picken's charge where his entire division was killed because he told them to charge into an ambush. He isn't the only general that has done that. The guiding reason people get automatic weapons is it **feels good** to waste a lot of bullets in a short time. Movie producers say when it calls for the extras with automatic weapons to fire them off, they'll discharge the **entire** magazine every time. If you want an expensive thrill, go down to the gun range and rent an automatic weapon. This falls in my overflowing category of *amazingly stupid things to do.*

Tried to post this earlier to this group and it ended up in.

FrayedBear comments on Jan 11, 2020:

You disparaging bears? Could get thugly.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

I had to look up "thugly" in the Urban Dictionary: "An adjective to describe a person dressed in ugly, thug style clothes." Yea, that could be a side effect of gummy bears. 🐻🐻🐻🐻

This is totally me and I am unashamed.

Lorajay comments on Jan 11, 2020:

Some of us are just cuddly.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

I hesitate to ask why those women never darken my doorstep. They have may have reasons but I'm not sure I want to know.

My first post, everyone give her a warm welcome please!

Bobbyzen comments on Jan 10, 2020:

If that’s not a prelude to beach sex, I don’t know what is 😍😅❤️

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@Bobbyzen True, kind sir. If it's a deserted, rocky beach on an island, one should whip out the air mattress before the guy with cabin cruiser putters by. Some bug spray and sun screen couldn't hurt. Access to remote small islands can present some problems. A sandy public beach, even at 3 a.m., is a bad idea.

Ouch😳🧐🤪😳😧🥴

bookofmorons comments on Jan 10, 2020:

Based on his knowledge of female anatomy (shaving a vagina LMAO) I doubt he's ever seen one

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@bookofmoron Who says research can't be fun?

Just the facts maam...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## I find it's unlikely to pay *cash* monthly to rent out the Trump Tower. They are paying him but $40 million in **cash** is too cumbersome medium of exchange. They'd need fork lifts and 18 wheel trucks to handle it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@uncle-ernie Disclaimer: Ann and I have never physically met. We do talk on the phone a few times a week. Ann searched for a month to find something affordable in the land where gated communities are common. She says her new digs are going to give her mountain views. Ann wants Petunia and I to come visit her. Petunia isn't sold on the idea, although Ann offered to be our tour guide to all the trendy boutiques. Boutiques are Petunia's happy hunting grounds. How did Anne's visit go for you?

MAUDLIN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## My first wife's favorite word.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@FrayedBear Your turn to tell us all about your lucky lassies that tickled your fancy and hauled your oats.

Has anyone noticed an uptick in the number of probable scammers lately?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## I don't get scammer messages here. Where's my hot nekid women randomly picking me out of the crowd?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@IrishTxJudy When I was on the social network Hi5, they'd want me to visit their web page were I could pay them $2.99 a minute to talk to them while they were naked. There's women under street lamps that charge less than half that to haul my ashes. Friendlier women who amuse me with snappy patter over dinner and raid my liquor cabinet and tickle my tasty bits for even less.

I'll drink to that....

GEGR comments on Jan 11, 2020:

The Ignorance is Thick .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

To the British, you're the traitor. One man's freedom fighter is another man's terrorist.

I'll drink to that....

Lorajay comments on Jan 11, 2020:

But but but but they're white!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

The ruling class of years gone bye.

Here in Dixie we have a good luck tradition for New Year's day.

Moravian comments on Jan 11, 2020:

In Scotland we have a much more sensible tradition :-) and this is taken very seriously. Just after midnight each household has a "first foot". This must be a tall dark man bearing a lump of coal and a bottle of whisky, although now that the burning of coal has been demonised he will probably carry ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

>meant that he would burn your house and steal your womenfolk. Us Warthogs marry large burly women that can carry the sofa away. They stay put. They're not good about putting out house fires.

I was just looking at OCcupid and i think they are trying to make you wear out the buttons from all ...

BitFlipper comments on Jan 10, 2020:

You don't have to answer all those questions, but you don't see the other person's answers unless you do. Most people don't answer more than 100. You can change your answers later.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@UUNJ I'm so amazingly amazing, it disgusts people to give them the details. It has also been my experience if I leave a self serving essay about how wonderful I am, I have given ammunition to a worthless twit, an insignificant snit in dire need of throwing a fit.

Just the facts maam...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## Saudis don't even come close for acts of most acts terrorism on American soil. Historically that's been overwhelmingly white, right wing or ultra religous groups. Toss in the Klan, abortion bombers, etc. you'll see it's the white, religous and the insane ( i.e. Sandy Hook) people you got to worry...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2020:

@uncle-ernie It's worth noting that once a Saudi citizen (i.e. ben Laden) commits an act of terrorism on the US, they remove the citizen's citizenship, making them stateless. Few gringos know that includes the house of Saudi removing all their property and bank accounts.

Just the facts maam...

larsatrg comments on Jan 10, 2020:

"Saudi Arabia, I get along with all of them. They buy apartments from me. They spend $40 million, $50 million," Trump told a crowd at an Alabama campaign rally in 2015. "Am I supposed to dislike them? I like them very much."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo To dream the impossible dream . . . .

Just the facts maam...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## Saudis don't even come close for acts of most acts terrorism on American soil. Historically that's been overwhelmingly white, right wing or ultra religous groups. Toss in the Klan, abortion bombers, etc. you'll see it's the white, religous and the insane ( i.e. Sandy Hook) people you got to worry...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2020:

@uncle-ernie Americans commit most acts of terrorism in the US. Saudis account for a tiny part. Terrorists operate without a government or with official state consent. That's a major part of the definition of what a terrorist is. Once governments start attacking governments, we get into a different phrases like "act of war." >Well, who can argue with wikipedia? The FBI. "The FBI is committed to remaining agile in its approach to the terrorism threat, which has continued to evolve since the September 11, 2001 terror attacks. Years after these attacks, the threat landscape has expanded considerably, and international terrorism remains a serious threat. The threat of domestic terrorism also remains persistent overall, with actors crossing the line from exercising First Amendment-protected rights to committing crimes in furtherance of violent agendas. "Many factors have contributed to the evolution of the terrorism threat on both the international and domestic fronts, such as: " Lone offenders: Terrorist threats have evolved from large-group conspiracies toward lone-offender attacks. These individuals often radicalize online and mobilize to violence quickly. Without a clear group affiliation or guidance, lone offenders are challenging to identify, investigate, and disrupt. The FBI relies on partnerships and tips from the public to identify and thwart these attacks. " The Internet and social media: International and domestic violent extremists have developed an extensive presence on the Internet through messaging platforms and online images, videos, and publications. These facilitate the groups’ ability to radicalize and recruit individuals who are receptive to extremist messaging. Social media has also allowed both international and domestic terrorists to gain unprecedented, virtual access to people living in the United States in an effort to enable homeland attacks. The Islamic State of Iraq and ash-Sham (ISIS), in particular, encourages sympathizers to carry out simple attacks wherever they are located—or to travel to ISIS-held territory in Iraq and Syria and join its ranks as foreign fighters. This message has resonated with supporters in the United States and abroad. Source: https://www.fbi.gov/investigate/terrorism

Just the facts maam...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## I find it's unlikely to pay *cash* monthly to rent out the Trump Tower. They are paying him but $40 million in **cash** is too cumbersome medium of exchange. They'd need fork lifts and 18 wheel trucks to handle it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2020:

@uncle-ernie Congratulations. You just disputed the second "indisputable" part of the meme.

My first post, everyone give her a warm welcome please!

Bobbyzen comments on Jan 10, 2020:

If that’s not a prelude to beach sex, I don’t know what is 😍😅❤️

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2020:

Okay. You don't know what it is. Sex on the beach requires a blanket so the sand doesn't get inside her. Major deal is no matter what the hour, there's some one walking by on the beach. People drive their ATVs on the beach. There's all manner of complications.

MAUDLIN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2020:

## My first wife's favorite word.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2020:

@FrayedBear Far from it. She thought she wasn't **good enough** for me. That's why she left.

Ouch😳🧐🤪😳😧🥴

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 10, 2020:

I prefer it natural. Shaving produces scratchy stubble. :o

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2020:

That means if you're the one shaving it, you will see her every few days. BTW, never, never, use aftershave down there. Be careful. A nick on the lips and she'll bend your ear.

Ouch😳🧐🤪😳😧🥴

bookofmorons comments on Jan 10, 2020:

Based on his knowledge of female anatomy (shaving a vagina LMAO) I doubt he's ever seen one

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2020:

Because of extensive research in the field, I'm content to say a woman's crotch may be shaven but not the inside of the vagina.

Mila sez...Good Morning!!!

Silvertongue comments on Jan 10, 2020:

Now that's a hot pic but where's the rest of the camel? ;)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2020:

The camels are in the hill country.

I was just looking at OCcupid and i think they are trying to make you wear out the buttons from all ...

BitFlipper comments on Jan 10, 2020:

You don't have to answer all those questions, but you don't see the other person's answers unless you do. Most people don't answer more than 100. You can change your answers later.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2020:

@azzow2 Did you write the three page, self serving essay as well? Eons ago when I would sign up for a new social network (is Hi5 still running?) they'd give enough space to write the 5,000 word essay. I felt pressured to fill up the space. In contrast, when I signed up to use this site, the essay was two words: "It's me!" Now it burns my biscuits to see people who leave an "essay" that's "If you want to know more, ask." When I see that I'm tempted to leave them question like "How do you clarify your butter?"

A bunch of assholes trying to prove shit

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2020:

No argument, except science doesn't try to prove a negative, it is a waste of time.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2020:

It's on par trying to prove fairies dancing on the lawn don't exist. First, you show there are fairies. Now I'm waiting for an angry gay group to step forward and say "Yo! We ain't to blame. Blame the lawn care guy."

I don't keep my phone in my bedroom at night ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2020:

## We've gotten calls late at night from elderly relatives with emergencies, long after our bed time.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2020:

@Ludo >My phone is on DND . . . DND? Down'n'dead? I'm responding to your reply at three in the morning. Brain cells are barely working after my Tom cat (Percy) tried to knock the bedroom door down and snuggle with me. Don't confuse an old man -- spell it out. At 3 a.m. I'm lightly glazed.

Yeah blame obama for everything

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 9, 2020:

## Just using up my memes on the subject.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2020:

@bobwjr We need a sing a long. 🥳

More purple koolaid

Lorajay comments on Jan 9, 2020:

What does "raw dogs porn stars" mean?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2020:

My source says "The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman, without wearing a condom and looking like a person who is strait out of the Amish country."

A word of advice to ALL trump supporters!!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 9, 2020:

## I want to buy that t-shirt for Petunia. Who is selling them?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2020:

@RobertNappi2 AKA "Beats the tar outta me."

You don't see those nice ladies giving directions anymore, must have been replaced by Siri.

SukiSue comments on Jan 5, 2020:

You know I was in Germany looking at the red light houses. The people who live there were explaining to me that they were legal sex places. The women are well cared for, kept clean and protected, the guys who come in are screened. I think Germans just understand that sex is kind of a necessary thing...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2020:

@SukiSue Lordy, Lordy, there are a lot of stressed out people on this site that periodically break into whining how they can't get laid. I'd volunteer my services if Petunia wouldn't run those women off with a broom. Petunia says "I don't share my toys." If only I hadn't married a Baptist fundamentalist . . . . I did my share of volunteer work in that field between wives.

Let's go camping! See: [gocalaveras.com]

Bioldguy comments on Jan 2, 2020:

I want to go there lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2020:

@Bioldguy Maybe not. It would be an epic road trip with camping gear to get to California to go camping. By the way, if you're interested in camping see my site here: "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group". In the last 20 odd years, Petunia has spent a fortune in camping gear. We're going to have to put a ball joint on the car so we can tow a ton of stuff with the next time we go. If you're interested in getting post cards, PM me a postal address.

Only one more

Kynlei comments on Jan 9, 2020:

I'd have dug a pit and gotten some firewood after the second one. Shit's expensive!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2020:

Congratulations! You have the best idea of the month. Here the soil is general dried out, brick hard clay with rocks. (It's why most of the locals ranch over farming). I'll have to rent a ditch witch. Beats spending $10,000 for a funeral for a grave I may never visit.

Oh my I guess I am too late.

Zoohome comments on Jan 9, 2020:

I think he is gone (can't find anything exciting other than laughable memes). I'm a little behind on the show, but I might had seen a dumb post that everyone went on the member who posted. I guess i missed the progress of that post....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2020:

>I think he is gone Anything that can go wrong, will; 1) at the most inopportune time, and; 2) you will be blamed for it. 3) If it was bad, it'll be back. >I guess i missed the progress of that post Lucky you. Until #3 strikes. 😨😨😨

Where the 400M went. [time.com]

rogerbenham comments on Jan 9, 2020:

1.7 Billion in arm sales to a country you threaten with war. Nothing new I suppose as the US sold arms to the Taliban and to ISIS. Sales be sales. Sometimes friends become foes and maybe later friends. The game is called war and essentially that is sales.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2020:

War is a business. Invest your son.

I have been thinking that we are getting trump wrong.

TheDoubter comments on Jan 8, 2020:

i'm not real bright, but you've lost me

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2020:

@TheDoubter It was rambling OP, loaded with complex, compound sentences. It was a hard row to plow. One of the issues is carbon dioxide contributes to climate change. Trump supporters deny there's a connection between the two, therefor we ought give them enough carbon dioxide to kill them all. Now, how do you hide the tank? . . . . or something like that.

I have been thinking that we are getting trump wrong.

TheDoubter comments on Jan 8, 2020:

i'm not real bright, but you've lost me

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2020:

>i'm not real bright . . . DON'T SAY THAT! People might agree with you. 😇 What I got out of the OP is a desire to suffocate a room full of Trump supporters with carbon dioxide.

If you've passed elementary school English classes, you should know how to spell.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2020:

## English is a fickle beast with tons of exceptions to general spelling rules. Once a person gets a spell checker, they ought to use it as best they can.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2020:

@AnneWimsey My spell checker underlines in red suspected misspelling with the option to correct it. Those with **automatic** corrections turned on are the ones that give people the most problems. One guy in a creative writing class managed to make his spell checker blow up. He wrote a short epistolary novel as told by two functionally illiterate hillbillies. BTW I have a horrible time spelling "epistolary" on the fly. Without a spell checker, I'd avoid it.

Let's go camping! See: [gocalaveras.com]

Bioldguy comments on Jan 2, 2020:

I want to go there lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2020:

@Bioldguy Will I ever get my postcard? 😇 Honestly, I enjoy swapping post cards. I rotate them on the fridge. One of my treasures is a naughty French post card.

Let's go camping! See: [gocalaveras.com]

Bioldguy comments on Jan 2, 2020:

I want to go there lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 7, 2020:

@Bioldguy It's in Napa Valley, California, named after a whirl pool in a lake. The whirl pool is caused by a massive drain when the lake levels start to get too high for the dam. For general information on what's there, how to get there, hours, fees, etc. visit https://www.recreation.gov/camping/campgrounds/234073

It'a 8:05 PM EST USA and we are now at war with Iran.

bobwjr comments on Jan 7, 2020:

Watching CNN nothing yet no verification of US casualties still a mess

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 7, 2020:

Give them time to **find** the bodies before they start counting.

One of my favorite comic book series.

RoyMillar comments on Jan 7, 2020:

never saw that series before

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 7, 2020:

Glad you liked the a few panels.

Dear donald, I was taught to think before I act.

Summer72 comments on Jan 7, 2020:

Trump is so horrible, I'm surprised some crazy Antifa type person hasn't tried to take a shot at him.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 7, 2020:

Trump brought his own body guards and has maxed out Secret Service protection. Getting anywhere close to him with a gun would be incredibly difficult. The follow up investigation would certainly result in either a life time behind bars or the death penalty. It's not likely anyone will get close enough to bitch slap him without Secret Service clearance.

What was that charge for?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 7, 2020:

## It's cheaper to replace the cat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 7, 2020:

@scurry One should ignore feline objections on loyalty.

Our "president" is threatening to commit war crimes and is threatening our ally with sanctions.

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2020:

Criminals gotta commit crimes. Traitors gotta traitor. What can I tell you?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 7, 2020:

What can you tell me? Tell me what to do with the hot, slinky, Trump sluts that attend Bob Jones University. You look like you'd know.

KITTIWAKE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 7, 2020:

I'd rather listen to a wippoorwill, a local nocturnal song bird over a gull anyday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDLPsLszLtk

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 7, 2020:

@Marionville I try to keep the bird feeder full. That's because **most** birds also eat bugs. With more bird seed, they reproduce more often and they eat the surplus bug population. It's also increased the local hawk population which eats the surplus bird population. Additionally, I keep the humming bird feeders full in the summer. Besides nectar, the humming birds eat gnats and mosquitoes. You won't ever see them doing it because they're the fastest bird you'll ever watch. When not hovering at the bird feeder, they fly by at such a blur you could have a large swarm of them and not know they're there. All of which keeps my Tom cat, Percy, next to the windows going "Whoa!" This message is brought to you by the kitty cat amusement committee.

KITTIWAKE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 7, 2020:

I'd rather listen to a wippoorwill, a local nocturnal song bird over a gull anyday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDLPsLszLtk

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 7, 2020:

@Marionville It's nocturnal. Like great horny owls, you wouldn't hear it during the day. If you want to listen to gulls, listen to laughing gulls. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1jtkKzw9pE

The few honest ones are leaving the ship [dailykos.com]

Charlene comments on Jan 6, 2020:

It's an obvious lame attempt by the outlaws in W.H to go after Iran's OIL .No American Blood for ExxonMobile, BP or Gulf..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2020:

It's not the oil. It's never the oil. It is popular fiction theory. The US is **exporting** oil. When we weren't exporting it, we were buying it a whatever the average global price is. Over 20 years ago they discovered vast reserves in the North Sea and that cut into middle east prices.

Finally getting my new apartment together.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:

## You got a bit of an international flair.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2020:

@sassygirl3869 Before Castro took over, my father and his family were stationed in Cuba. While out on a stroll, a street salesman put a pair of castanets in my four year old hands and asked to be paid. It infuriated my mother because I started playing with them right away. She was in the position of either buying them or have a crying four year on her hands. That's why hanging on my wall there is a pair of castanets with the word "Cuba" hanging on them hanging on my wall. I keep making researching plans to go back.

I'm curious what people here think about online dating in general and more specifically what the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:

## You'll be batting out most of the time. Most common reasons is they're too far away to date and it requires months, if not years, of effort. Additionally, it is common to discover fake accounts and accounts women have abandoned. That's the biggest reason for batting out most of the time -- she's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2020:

@tinkercreek >you are married, and weighing in on the Singles chat? I've been single before. Might happen again. Besides, the name of the group is "single SLASH mingle." I have come to mingle.

I'm curious what people here think about online dating in general and more specifically what the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:

## You'll be batting out most of the time. Most common reasons is they're too far away to date and it requires months, if not years, of effort. Additionally, it is common to discover fake accounts and accounts women have abandoned. That's the biggest reason for batting out most of the time -- she's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2020:

@Wildflower Better a smart one than a dumb one.

I'm curious what people here think about online dating in general and more specifically what the ...

educatedredneck comments on Jan 5, 2020:

Everyone, thanks for the thoughts! I was curious if anyone would think a cold no show is ok coming from a woman, so far people are saying at least send a quick message she isn't coming.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2020:

>I was curious if anyone would think a cold no show is ok NOBODY thinks it's okay.

JACITATION (1) - Noun.

AgnoBill comments on Jan 6, 2020:

Maybe we should agree to pronounce one with a hard g and the other with sibilant g, to distinguish one meaning from the other.... nahh, wouldn't work

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2020:

@AgnoBill All my g's are strings.

I'm curious what people here think about online dating in general and more specifically what the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:

## You'll be batting out most of the time. Most common reasons is they're too far away to date and it requires months, if not years, of effort. Additionally, it is common to discover fake accounts and accounts women have abandoned. That's the biggest reason for batting out most of the time -- she's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2020:

@educatedredneck >profile pictue in nuthugger, zebra stripped leotards is better or worse than a speedo? They're both fast ways to get rejected. Women I've met via the internet regale me with horror tales partly because my profile picture used to be me in a two piece suit and a dress hat. Months of snappy patter helped as well. Now that I'm married, I changed the profile photo for an photo of an American philosopher who was an atheist. I'm not looking to meet women so I can have a love life.

I'm curious what people here think about online dating in general and more specifically what the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:

## You'll be batting out most of the time. Most common reasons is they're too far away to date and it requires months, if not years, of effort. Additionally, it is common to discover fake accounts and accounts women have abandoned. That's the biggest reason for batting out most of the time -- she's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2020:

@tinkercreek >So you were only serious about the 3-6 mos of messaging + daily reminders?? The three to six messaging thing was stage one. The second stage is talking on the phone with daily reminders until she reaches a stage of trust which may last another three to six months. If she has been communicating with someone for nearly a year, they ought to be comfortable to spend even more time with them **in person.** Why she might even tell the guy where she lives. Now this is advice for **guys.** If a woman wants a date with a guy it's much faster and simpler: she tells him she want to lay pipe until his eyes bleed. In my view internet women want to be cautious for an absurdly long time before they're going to be comfortable with a guy on a date. It is a lot faster if she meets him off line to start with than meeting him on line. >I give up. That's right. Crush my frail mail ego with your disapproval. 🧐

I'm curious what people here think about online dating in general and more specifically what the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:

## You'll be batting out most of the time. Most common reasons is they're too far away to date and it requires months, if not years, of effort. Additionally, it is common to discover fake accounts and accounts women have abandoned. That's the biggest reason for batting out most of the time -- she's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 5, 2020:

@Wildflower It could be worse. I advised guys to be sharp dressed in photos. Anne thinks I said Speedos after I said that was how NOT to get dates. I also said meeting a woman at her home makes it more unlikely she'll stand a guy up. I described a processor that is a long trust building process rather than showing up on the first private message.

BirdMan1 comments on Jan 5, 2020:

Yes, it would be nice to have Iran wage a war on Trump, rather than the U.S., and it would make more sense.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 5, 2020:

It'd be so much fun if Iran would wage a cyber war on his twitter account as well.

You don't see those nice ladies giving directions anymore, must have been replaced by Siri.

SukiSue comments on Jan 5, 2020:

You know I was in Germany looking at the red light houses. The people who live there were explaining to me that they were legal sex places. The women are well cared for, kept clean and protected, the guys who come in are screened. I think Germans just understand that sex is kind of a necessary thing...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 5, 2020:

One of the unifying things about mass murders who went into buildings, guns blazing, before killing themselves was they left behind journals/blogs/Facebook pages complaining how women weren't interested in them. If'n only they had found a discount whore house, hundreds of lives could have been saved. Welcome to my monthly weird theory club.

So.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:

## For many, an early frost is a good enough reason for sex.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 5, 2020:

@SukiSue In the book *A Year in Provence* the author takes a chilly afternoon stroll and meditates that most of the people in town are born in the spring. He theorizes it's because late fall means the crop is in and it's turning cold. What is there to do? Or were you talking about the meme?