Men.. can't shoot em, can't live without em.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 9, 2019:

## Women. Can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts." -- Norm,*Cheers*

Phrontistery - A place for thinking or studying.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 9, 2019:

The site offers "A 17,000-word dictionary of rare, cool, and unusual words."

vug noun \ ˈvəg \ Definition of vug : a small unfilled cavity in a lode or in rock Other ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Awful defination. Where'd 'ya get it? Geode is a common example of a vug. The "cavity" can be filled with crystals. ". . . . akin Old Corn voogo cave"? Lord, love a duck, that made my Google blow a gasket. Same story for Late corn vooga cave and googoo sea cave . . . . Google does understand the word "corn." What I **could** find was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vug A vug, vugh, or vugg ( /vʌɡ/) is a small to medium-sized cavity inside rock. It may be formed through a variety of processes. Most commonly, cracks and fissures opened by tectonic activity (folding and faulting) are partially filled by quartz, calcite, and other secondary minerals.

Logorrhea - log-uh-RI-uh: Noun, An excessive flow of words.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

I worked for a publisher who accused me of "diarrhea of the typewriter." Typewriter. Lordy, that makes me feel old.

We are all faced with problems.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

> . . . and cooked myself a good English breakfast, fried eggs, bacon, tomatoes and lots of toast and honey. After spending too much time on a message base dominated by Brits that loved to bicker about what a full English breakfast includes, now I sort of know what it means. It means you got too much breakfast. The originally idea was to impress guests of the wealthy with a huge array of food they had available. One lingered around the breakfast table for most of the morning, trying to sample **everything.** If you get a full English breakfast, you're not doing anything that morning. That message base got me all kind of grudges against the English. Why they don't know what grits are! ;-)

It can't happen here?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Hitler put religion in public school. Best known choir boy ever! On the other hand, Trump isn't all that sure how to read and what's in the bible but he has started going back to church. He's realized his base is heavily fundamentalists.

Last night I went to listen to some live music and dance for a couple of hours.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

>I always drive with my light on, day or night. One way to burn out your head lights early. When you replace them, get the flame thrower headlights. At night, when I blink my brights to get an on coming car to turn off their brights I always regret not buying the flame throwers. They're sort of like saying "Hi! I'm driving my airplane down this country road at 3 a.m." Daytime headlights are a rarity around here, although it's one way to be noticed on the highway.

Now trump is calling fox news fake news? [yahoo.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

"However, Trump also has a warm relationship with many of the network’s opinion hosts, especially Sean Hannity, who took the stage with the president at a campaign event last year despite claiming beforehand he was only there to cover it. “By the way, all those people in the back are fake news,” Hannity said at the event, using Trump’s favorite phrase as he gestured to an area where the media was gathered, including a reporter for Fox News. " He's happy as long as it's a Fox pundit not a news reporter.

DEMAGOGUE - Noun.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Us gringos who watch too much political commentaries are too familar with this word, especially as it relates to our babbon in chief.

Our last night on the road.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

As someone who was raised in the piney woods of northwest Florida, I have a list of grudges against that sap dripping tree. I ran off to a land of hard wood forests **and** mountains. After following your travels, I realized I should have ran further.

Bumper stickers.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

I'll believe corporations are people when the state excutes one.

Drivers must yield to Continental soldiers

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

## If they're on foot, run 'em over for Queen and country.

Did you know that Betsy Ross and Ben Franklin joined the Mile High Club on Red Eye to Boston in July...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

## I love Trump's excuse: couldn't read the teleprompter so he made up some history to fluff up his lecture.

When wording just seems a bit wrong....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Right up there with free mustash rides.

She just flew in.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Hermione Jean Granger is all grown up now.

I have a friend like this. ❤

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

## Is that a zucchini squash?

Airport 1775

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

## Canon fire at 2,000 feet.

More than 6,000 migrants who came to the United States to ask for asylum have been sent back to ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Right. I can see it now: Jose got a $500,000 fine in California and works seasonally picking cabbage.

Another Catgirl.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

What happened to her long fluffy tail twitching three feet behind her?

It's that holiday.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Big difference between the UK and the states, is we don't think we'll get more by paying more.

CREPUSCULAR.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 7, 2019:

## Twilight is the changing of the worlds.

@DharmaBum50 and I hosted a fantastic Smash the State party on July 4th.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

## Didn't know there was a baby Trump ballon outlet.

I'm two-armed Def Leppard drummer old. How old are you?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

I was born in a future eon. My age is expressed in reverse negative Polish notation.

Bart's Blackboard.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Bart's Blackbord #2

Summer feels to be like this😹😸😺😹😹😹

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Oh. A woman with wood. Plans will be made.

Hello!!! I am getting myself into national parks.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Welcome to the group. Hope to hear more about your travels. Petunia and I use our Eagle Pass (it's for old folks) to lower our bills to visit to national parks.

An opinion from Australia

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 6, 2019:

## Surrealism rules!

Tyrotoxism- the poisoning of one with cheese or any milk product

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

## Who would eat a purid cheese? Let me introduce you to Andrew Zimmern.

Happy 4th...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

## In which universe does the Donald live?

Umm.........

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

It relates to the unaired episode of *My Little Pony.*

Feeling both a bit sorry for myself yet proud of myself at the same time.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

My late buddy, Patrick the crazy Irishman said while he did the laundry "It's not men's work, it's not women's work: It's **dam work and it needs to be done."**

Trump Blames Rain For His Comment About Airports In The Revolutionary War [huffpost.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Now excuse me while I ram the ramparts. ;-)

Look twice...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Big biceps on that puppy.

A beautiful artistic photo of a gorgeous woman!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Bob Guccione style low level lighting.

Care to go swimming? (see comment)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

While you folks are waiting at **your** swimming hole.

Love Triangles As I have decided to maintain a friendship and rather than enter into a love ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

I have had rather pleasant multiple affairs because I'm upfront about other women in the picture. They are more prone to leave when the second shift arrives. Nobody needs to get violent if everyone knows everyone. However, these days Petunia is prone to run any potential love interests away with a brom.

"The chorus of people warning against the dangers of drifting left are being duped The problem ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

I can barely read Alternet.Org for all the pop ups every ten seconds.

You didn't have to watch the TrumpSpeech to know that he was going to say something absolutely ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

**Let's all ram a rampart! **

I had the most interesting evening.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

## Just four people with that much absurbity? Was the clown college in town?

And this is just one sentence.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

## In your guts, you know he's nuts.

Ramble on....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

## Fine print counts.

[facebook.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

"Donald Trump blames Deep State as US Navy claims aircraft carrier not capable of driving down Washington Mall." Think he'll take names, kicks butt in the Deep State?

zol/ (zɒl) / noun Southern African slang a cannabis cigarette

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Because I've traveled extensively in the US, I think I've heard at least a dozen slang terms for a cannabis cigarette. Here, roll me a number, a doobie, a joint, a bone, a . . . . .

Happy Higgs Bozon Day!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

I liked the Dilbert meme the best: "Nothing but trouble."

"Brown brown" is a mixture of cocaine and gunpowder.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

## Verified it is true. Keep us skeptics happy. Give the source that verified it.

Mm Mm Mm...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

"She was a blonde. A blonde who'd make a bishop kick a hole through a stained glass window." -- Mickey Spillane.

Happy 4th of July, my fellow Americans!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Not with a whimper into that cold, black night.

Caution.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Not that anyone would mislead you.

It is the Soldier, not the minister Who has given us freedom of religion.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

One man's freedom fighter is another man's traitor.

pre·var·i·cate /prəˈverəˌkāt/ verb speak or act in an evasive way.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Brings to mind "What? Me worry?"

I feel smarter already.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

If Stormy is to be believed, Donald Trump has a tiny penis. Under that theory, he's freaking genius. Go figure.

I Didn’t Die Today, AKA trip to The Badlands of South Dakota.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Good old anus gripping adventure.

I just returned from vacation.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

## I'll keep it under careless consideration. I live dangerously.

Touring a little of South Dakota on my way back to Nee Jersey.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

## Took me forever to stop pronouncing buttes. Happy trails to you.

Top of the morning, all! The sun’s coming up and my nights work is done 😊

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Just to let me know I'm going to have a good day, Percy woke me with a nose kiss when the sun had risen two fingers high. An hour later, I had to wake up Petunia. Percy has a limited nose kiss policy. I don't get them every day.

Bada Bing Bada BOOM! Nuff said...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

## 'nuff said means there will be more said. Release the licking lizard!

New use for seeing eye dogs.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

## A seeing eye dog costs more than an Iphone.

Food for thought....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

## That be the luck of the Irish.

According to this card, the secret to a long happy marriage...lowering your standards.🤣

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Um, that'd be a month's worth of bleach load for most of us guys.

YOB.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Yobbery sounds too much like snobbery.

My dad is a dick and he hates me.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

## Sounded more like political suicide that led to an execution.

Words of wisdom

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Unnamed study/studies by wrenched fucks.

Okay, good!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

## Low oil. Put in a quart.

If Nixon could release his tax returns under audit, why can't Trump?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

## Rhetorical question, right?

What's at least one thing you've done today, even if it was small, that you're proud to have ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Modestly accepted complements from Petunia for cooking her breakfast and cleaned the kitchen afterwards.

Well, he's at it again!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

. . . . and Mexico will pay for it.

She's good for something..

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

## Until the truck goes up a steep hill.

I left the UK in 1997 when Tony Blair was elected Prime Minister, another tosser, I've never looked ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

That was 22 years ago, possibly when finding a new job in a new land and when you weren't tied down with obligations.

Fox News' Tucker Carlson asked Trump about 'filth' in U.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

He never once mentioned the word "homeless."

She's sad because she's all alone in the shower.... Anyone have soap?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

She's had some work done. They don't normally stick straight out like that.

Double trouble....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

The gang is all here but I got a better line up.

Give till it hurts.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Looks like she found **both** my liquor cabinet and Petunia's medicine cabinet.

South Africa does not have a land problem !!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

## It sounds like blacks from other countries are running across South Africa's border in greater numbers than ever. Send them Donald Trump.

Girls just wanna have fun.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

## 1:13 a.m. EST. Or two bells ye swabies.

Took me a while to figure out what this was.Still laughed.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

## Be gone, spawn of my lions.

Alex Delora bellydancer

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

For belly button shaking, see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSSVH-wwFhM

Boffola (noun) a joke or a line in a script designed to get a laugh.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Boffola defination is from: source: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/boffola

Happy Canada Day to one and all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

I keep forgetting to tell Petunia why we should visit Qubec this summer.

Yoga will open up the world to you

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

She's going to get sunburned. Quick! Somebody flip her over.

Make no bones about it...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

## No qualms about bones.

In my snail mail correspondence, I'm mystified by people who overload the envelope with stickers.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

When I say "stickers" I'm referring to the stuff you give a child to decorate their stuff, not address label stickers.

I'm surrounded.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

> i'm surrounded by tight wingers. I'm not sure if that's a typographical error or they're drinking heavily.

R U sure U want to try this???

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Who stole her stockings?

Well those pills haven't expired.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Old joke. They give viagra to bed ridden guys so they won't roll out of bed.

You just won two all-expense paid 1 week trips to anywhere on earth more than 50 miles from home.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Vegas, baby! Diego Garcia.

When you feel lost or disconnected, what's something you do to help you feel grounded?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

As it says on Petunia's ballcap and coffee mug "The mountains are calling and I must go."

Good morning all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:

I've been here since December, 2018. I live in a little hick town populated by ultrafundamentalist Southern Baptists that seemed to have dedicated their life to the greater good of Clemson University (South Carolina) and nailing planks of wood on telephone poles that say things like **repent.** Bob Jones University is just down the street. While listing party universities, Playboy magazine said the best thing about Bob Jones is the view from the plane while you're getting out of town. Almost all of them voted for Trump. This community is totally different from the locals. There are mild signs of intelligence everywhere.

Organic … very organic!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

## Best use of anal floss.

Tests... my recent posts have not appeared.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Unpopular theory (unpopular with me) is the system ate 'em.

Keeping my membership up to date.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

## Hey! It's my old swimming hole.

VENAL.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 30, 2019:

## I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

And away I go

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Apparently an accute shortage of real fucks. If they were spectatular good fucks, what would stop people from bragging about it?

This is a reply I read on FB. It's about gay flag vs. rebel. Who agrees with this?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

After that the rust belt moved to Dixie along with most of aurospace industry. Save your confederate money, *the south has risen again!*

The new generation's answer to arranged marriages.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

## Best advice ever.

Columbian nun realizes convent isn't for her- joins porn industry [lucisphilippines.press]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Shoot me for picking nits. Not a good picture of the nun.

Sometimes so funky stuff just pops up.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Oh fudge. They didn't list my favorite. I want her seated in a spring loaded,bottomless love chair, suspended from the rafters, attached to a gimble and a block and tackle, lowered while she's spining around onto my manly man parts and bouncing. Makes my toes curl right over. Maybe that's too much engineering for them.

How do you combat loneliness?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Set up a chess board in a park or a cafe and write a letter. I don't care if the only lanuage they speak is Hindu-creole, **somebody** will smile, point at the board and the game is afoot. By the way, I generally lose because I play the game badly. Good odds I'll make a friend that day.

Hey there - How is everyone? Long time, no post!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

## I'm giving up mountain climbing.

Damn.... I was hoping...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Ergo my song *I like big hard drives. I can not lie."

UXORIAL.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:

May be used in the presence of the ultra feminist, just to confuse the poor soul.