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DYSBIOSIS Condition resulting from one's gut biome being out of kilter.

Marionville comments on Nov 13, 2019:

New one to me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

Me too. I subscribe to that magazine.

I’m avoiding that road.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

Dates back to the George W. Bush administration. Loved it back then too before a rugs rats grew up and demanded rights to vape them into the hospital.

LARRUP.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

The Urban Dictionary defines LARRUP as seriously intoxicated. Their second definiation is "the slickness of an emo fringe, or a wet penis or something. just slick and greasy."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

@Marionville >...fool that I may be! It's soul crushing when no one wants to disagree with statements like that.☹️🤠

Funny, that.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

## Hobos would take offense at that. Real hobos were homeless, seasonal farm workers. The name comes from hoe boy. That guy is a bum.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

@scurry I'll keep it under serious consideration.

I could use some moral support.

RobertNappi2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

File for bankruptcy would be my first thought

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

@silverotter11 >I'm sure they understand that filing for bankruptcy means they get 0. Snort, snort, giggle, giggle. Collection agencies will **continue** to insist you pay them **after bankruptcy** and after the legal limit of bad debt lets you take off credit record.

I could use some moral support.

azzow2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

There is someone that owes hundreds of thousands of dollars for his wife being sick. He sends one dollar every month to the billing agency this keeps his bill from going into collections. Might be something for you to look into.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

@azzow2 I did something similar with a debt of $6,000. The company kept writing me back "$5 a month in a certified mail ain't going to do it." After two years of that the collection agencies refused to buy the debt.

It's a comfort.

RoyMillar comments on Nov 12, 2019:

Better things than satan in you cup, but then again he is only a figamation thought up by the catholic church for power and control over there masses

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

After I realized that, I asked "How come I haven't come up with something equally stupid and taken over?" I've had fits of depression over that.

Plane Forced To Turn Around After Mom Forgets Baby At Airport

Lorajay comments on Nov 12, 2019:

More details please

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

@OldGoat43 . . . he was up there on the car roof, waving a his freak flag with a flagon on rum, pissing on anyone who approached. If you were there with your rent-a-car, you'd have said screw him too.

I personally love this! Are we all of one universe? What do you think?

Triphid comments on Nov 12, 2019:

As my favorite piece of writing says in one verse, " You ARE a child of the Universe, no LESS than the trees and the Stars you HAVE a right to be here.........."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here . . . . the universe is laughing behind your back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFLvhKv-Lbo

It's a comfort.

RoyMillar comments on Nov 12, 2019:

I can think of better things in my cup

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 12, 2019:

Bourbon?

Hunting season is upon us.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 12, 2019:

I feel sorry for the deer. :(

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 12, 2019:

The deer is dead, dude. The next step will be ripping it's hide off. Compared to that rape is nothing.

LARRUP.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

The Urban Dictionary defines LARRUP as seriously intoxicated. Their second definiation is "the slickness of an emo fringe, or a wet penis or something. just slick and greasy."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 12, 2019:

@Marionville ...what it does indicate is that you were checking out my definition! Us journalists are often told tall tales in lieu of the straight poop. It's a habit to check stuff out.

ETTD: (Urban Dictionary) Everything Trump Touches Dies.

t1nick comments on Nov 12, 2019:

Ain't that the truth.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 12, 2019:

I was impressed it made into a dictionary.

Most people work in the mountains.

TheDoubter comments on Nov 11, 2019:

just as long as i get my coffee it's not important where Juan works;

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

Maxwell House, et al, grind up a **blend** of coffee to get a consistent flavor. Like wine, there's a terroir of coffee. Do not buy the bitter and brutal beans of Kenya unless you want to mix them with some light weight coffee. If you got the big bucks and want the best coffee in the world, get Ethiopian coffee. In Ethiopia, it sells for 50 cents a cup. There is no freaking way I'm going to Ethiopia for a cup of coffee. I'm not going to pay the state side cost either. In coffee stores I used to hunt for the extra rich flavor from the isle of Java. However, these days I settle for coffee from the leeward side of island of Kona (Hawaii) picked by dusky maidens.

No elf on the shelf this time.

BirdMan1 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Funny, and sad. Just how many BIG POS type people did that murder protect?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

@glennlab It appears a large crowd of influential, well heeled guys don't check IDs when curvy underage girls say "Fuck me daddy. Fuck me hard." Dead men tell no tales.

Here are 11 absurd conspiracy theories conservatives must believe in the Trump era As Donald ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

## The theory that I've heard too much about is "If we got an outsider into office, like a successful businessman, they'd do better than an experienced politician. We need someone who has no idea what they're doing."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow You're operating under the invalid theory people watch the news closely enough that they would **know** about his bankruptcies prior to the election. What they saw was the fiction he presented on a nightly lack of reality show. His followers listen for what they want to hear in his short, choppy and frequently incoherent sentence fragments. About a third of don't have critical thinking ability. They hear what they want to hear. Ergo the scary argument against democracy: dumb shits vote.

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the ...

Freedompath comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Most women will see it as manipulation, and pass on it...the price that had to be paid in the end...would not make the gain worthwhile!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

@Freedompath >’evil’ is not my game, Fooled me.

What is everyone's favorite method of coffee brewing?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

## I prefer an espresso machine. It forces live steam through coffee grinds san filter. It produces a brew that grabs me by my eye teeth and screams WAKE UP! The temporary spouse, Petunia, has her own coffee maker. She gets the drip coffee that passes through a paper filter.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

@Organist1 Gets worse. Espresso drinkers typically have a one ounce "shot" of espresso. Generally that runs about $1.70 an ounce. However, since I **own** the machine, I have eight ounces at crack of dawn. That would be $13.60 at Starbucks. A sack of espresso grinds costs $4. After several pots, the machine paid for itself. So if you ever wondered why my posts are so long winded . . . . .

Are you a coffeeology?☕☕☕☕☕😁

RoyMillar comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Love expresso

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

One house guest was impressed with the name of my espresso grinds: Cafe Busto. Afterwards, he said he felt like he'd been bustoed. It gives shy people the strength to do what needs to be done.

What is everyone's favorite method of coffee brewing?

moosepucky comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Most of the time it is automatic drip. Only because I do not have the time for other methods.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

Do you ever use **all** of them at once?

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the ...

Freedompath comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Most women will see it as manipulation, and pass on it...the price that had to be paid in the end...would not make the gain worthwhile!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

@Freedompath >Quotes were in your last post not the previous one to that... The pink checkered quotes with the teddy bears? I use copy and paste a lot so you'll know what section of previous posts I'm referring to. Ah's evil, ah's is. 😈

Arabidopsis: the thale cress, mouse-ear cress or arabidopsis, is a small flowering plant native to ...

altschmerz comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Think somebody could make a humorous meme out of it?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

Maybe but nobody is rushing forward to do it.

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the ...

Freedompath comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Most women will see it as manipulation, and pass on it...the price that had to be paid in the end...would not make the gain worthwhile!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

@Freedompath > usually when someone quotes another they put those words in quotes. Scroll up to the top. W.C.'s word are enclosed in quote marks. Foghorn Leghorn in my previous reply was in quotes. Garfield the cat's saying was put in quotes. Quotes all over the freaking place in a group about quotes. Who'd thunk? >take a swipe at me, but basically it could be any women! It's just you. As far as I know your gender could be "other" and it wouldn't matter. The whole front/back door stuff is you taking a swipe at me. "Are we having fun yet?" -- Zippy the Pinhead, in quotes as well.

Arabidopsis: the thale cress, mouse-ear cress or arabidopsis, is a small flowering plant native to ...

GreatNani comments on Nov 10, 2019:

I see the meme does not match the post! :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

I couldn't find one that DOES match.

Love in full

t1nick comments on Nov 10, 2019:

This is a new one for me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

It's word that goes unused in the US.

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the ...

Freedompath comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Most women will see it as manipulation, and pass on it...the price that had to be paid in the end...would not make the gain worthwhile!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

@Freedompath >You seem to lean towards ‘woman against men’... I was quoting W.C. Fields. He was an alcoholic film star who was also known for having said "I don't drink the water. Fish fuck in it." Like Garfield the Cat, he's known for opinions that run counter to popular beliefs, i.e. Garfield's claim: "I'm in shape. Round is a shape." "It's a **joke** son! A **joke! I swear that boy is as sharp as three pounds of wet leather." -- Foghorn Leghorn. I suppose next you'll claim I am anti-chicken, anti-cat.

“Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.” ― Jean Racine

Marionville comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Are you discarding your alter ego?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

Philbert Desanex?

Good Morning Everyone! In good spirits this morning.

Susan4birds comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Sounds like an interesting group! Wish there was something like that near me. I am very interested in intentional environmentally responsible communities too.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 Meetup.com keeps tell me something like "Sorry. There's no groups like that near you."

Young love

bookofmorons comments on Nov 10, 2019:

You're gonna need more lube

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

You're discounting a potential addiction to juicy jaws.

“Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.” ― Jean Racine

Allamanda comments on Nov 10, 2019:

but since we all alternate between one and the other - it's both at once, or alternately!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

Because I slept in late, I can't remember who it was who said "Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes, I sit." Be back later. I have to go kick the espresso machine. I can't cut loose until I've had my juice.

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the ...

Freedompath comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Most women will see it as manipulation, and pass on it...the price that had to be paid in the end...would not make the gain worthwhile!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

@Freedompath You have been speaking in negative generalities about the male gender. Your claim that men manipulate women implies women are powerless and too dumb to say 'no.' Most single guys in here complain women rarely consent, which is why they're lonesome tonight. Women telling their tales about hunting male partners talk about how difficult it is to find one that meets their exacting standards and say that's why they're lonesome tonight. This makes me think if men are manipulate women they can't be good at it. Gals keep telling them to go away. >We just try and use our heads for something besides a ‘hat rack!’ Who appointed you the spokesperson for all women? Where they sneaky about appointing you? Hey, the planet had to shift for that to happen. I have lost my faith in our shape shifting lizard overlords.

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the ...

Freedompath comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Most women will see it as manipulation, and pass on it...the price that had to be paid in the end...would not make the gain worthwhile!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

@Freedompath Being the superior gender women would **never** do anything manipulative and are perfect in every way.

Well Jamie, er, hard at first?

indirect76 comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Addict is not a verb.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

@indirect76 >It really does not matter in the grand scheme of things though. The grand scheme of things is so grand nobody knows what it is. Prove me wrong and describe in sumptuous detail.

Photo filters are the bane of Internet dating.

EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 8, 2019:

FYI: I try to post recent pictures... and there are guys here who have met me and will tell you I look just like my photos. (Her face is rather distorted, too...eww)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile As long as I don't have to chain young, shapely bikini clad women to the wall ala Jabba the Hutt. They'd just whine, whine, whine . . . . .

New York Times digital edition banned at the library. [tampabay.com]

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Wonder how long it'll take someone to donate a subscription?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo >WHATTTT? That's exorbitant! A digital version means **all** 7,000 library card carrying members of the library can read the paper at home.

Oh that religious crazy train just keeps rolling along, even though it went off the tracks a long ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 9, 2019:

## Out of control female sexuality leads low TV rating. If all the women are horny and willing who's going to be watching TV?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

@Surfpirate I've missed a ton of TV because of more fun things to do.

Well Jamie, er, hard at first?

indirect76 comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Addict is not a verb.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

@indirect76 "Addicting" is a common word when describing substance abuse.

Photo filters are the bane of Internet dating.

EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 8, 2019:

FYI: I try to post recent pictures... and there are guys here who have met me and will tell you I look just like my photos. (Her face is rather distorted, too...eww)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile Served with grilled peppers and onions?

Well Jamie, er, hard at first?

TomMcGiverin comments on Nov 9, 2019:

I'm sure Jamie has enough love to share with all of the men on Agnostic, lol!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

Her fame for sucking golf balls through garden hoses grows daily.

Well Jamie, er, hard at first?

indirect76 comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Addict is not a verb.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

Adding "ing" to a noun (i.e. addict) turns it into a gerund. Except for us English majors, most people who graduate from school forget what a gerund is IMMEDIATELY. There's no reason to remember it unless you feel a need to bore people until they're glazed over.

Photo filters are the bane of Internet dating.

Deiter comments on Nov 8, 2019:

What’s lost? I’m not sure I understand what all the fuss is about. You meet her, in the unlikelihood that it gets that far, and decide then if her actual state is a dealbreaker. I’ll assume you liked her otherwise up to that point. If she’s hiding behind a filter, not a great start for a ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

@Deiter I'm on wife #2. Although we got married over a decade ago, I still refer to her as "temporary." She claims it's not the sex that drew her to me. It's the cooking and cleaning. You could be amazed what women will do to avoid doing THAT. On the other hand (where I have four fingers and a thumb), I had one gal who complained that my toilet was made out of pink porcelain and bath tub needed to be washed.

Photo filters are the bane of Internet dating.

EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 8, 2019:

FYI: I try to post recent pictures... and there are guys here who have met me and will tell you I look just like my photos. (Her face is rather distorted, too...eww)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile Once on this **very site** a 20 year old woman assumed I am Bertrand Russell. Didn't matter that my profile picture *says it's a picture of Bertrand." He died decades ago. Might as well put a picture up Rudolph Valentino. In real life I have all the good looks of a canned ham.

Photo filters are the bane of Internet dating.

Deiter comments on Nov 8, 2019:

What’s lost? I’m not sure I understand what all the fuss is about. You meet her, in the unlikelihood that it gets that far, and decide then if her actual state is a dealbreaker. I’ll assume you liked her otherwise up to that point. If she’s hiding behind a filter, not a great start for a ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

@Deiter Hello? "Wham bam thank you ma'am sex" means at least one of you wants it ONCE and then goes away, never to return. Let us not dwell on one time group sex. EVERYBODY agrees not to do that again except for old stinky with the rotting teeth. It's the exact opposite of "long-term arrangement." Cue Tina Turner singing *What's Love Gotta Do With It?" I have as of yet untested theory if everybody rotated sex partners regularly, there'd be no mass murders. There's a few flaws in the master plan but imagine the what the research grant would look like!

Photo filters are the bane of Internet dating.

Deiter comments on Nov 8, 2019:

What’s lost? I’m not sure I understand what all the fuss is about. You meet her, in the unlikelihood that it gets that far, and decide then if her actual state is a dealbreaker. I’ll assume you liked her otherwise up to that point. If she’s hiding behind a filter, not a great start for a ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

>If she’s hiding behind a filter, not a great start for a long-term arrangement but is that what you’re looking for? Could I have some wham bam thank you ma'am sex instead?

Photo filters are the bane of Internet dating.

EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 8, 2019:

FYI: I try to post recent pictures... and there are guys here who have met me and will tell you I look just like my photos. (Her face is rather distorted, too...eww)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

>there are guys here who have met me and will tell you I look just like my photos. Problem: they're in the federal protection program. 😂😂

Seriously?....

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I have this to say about that.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 9, 2019:

@TheKranium >. . . . only in use because southern slave owners . . . . Don't forget the women and the Injuns. 🧐. Overall, if they could have they would have restricted voters to property owning white guys such as themselves. Without that comprise who could vote the Yankee vote would have always defeated southern voters and the underpopulated southern states won't have joined the union.

New York Times digital edition banned at the library. [tampabay.com]

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Wonder how long it'll take someone to donate a subscription?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 8, 2019:

A **digital** version for the library is $2,700. They have a single **printed** edition of the newspapers for those who stagger through the door.

Facebook Dating.

St-Sinner comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I agree with you on Facebook. I think it is in our interest to disconnect from Facebook asap. It is true when a product is free, you are the product. You may have heard that Yahoo Japan has decided to sell user data to public online. It may not be personalized but it will come soon. Data is the new ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 8, 2019:

@Marcie1974 One of my university text books was the most nit picking thing I've ever seen. The title: *Real Good English.*

Why is it always Florida?

Haemish1 comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I guess “hold my beer” was just assumed to be in the quotation for the first photo?;)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 8, 2019:

Jeff Foxworthy, well established redneck expert, says the last words of many a redneck is "Hold my beer. Watch this!" Jeff did his research outside of Florida however it seems to be a universal redneck law. A friend of mine stole a Florida state sign warning visitors not to "molest the alligators." A swamp trail at the University of West Florida warns visitors not to molest the snakes. At the Balsam Mountain campgrounds in North Carolina they have a sign warning visitors not molest the bears.

No root, no fruit.

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2019:

You're right. One of the signature accomplishments of the republicans in this century was to virtually eliminate unions across the country with their "right-to-work" laws. We will rise again, though, solidarity my brothers and sisters, solidarity forever.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 8, 2019:

I was impressed when one Walmart held a food drive for their own part time, no benefits, minimum wage employees. It was a public relations disaster. I've been told there aren't any Walmarts in China because the whole country is union and Walmart tries to bust up unions.

Hey, ya’ll.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 8, 2019:

## Poor little sick puppy dog and an incomplete tale of a soul crushing love gone wrong. You need a cup of tea and heavy doses of sympathy. The dog got all the attention. 🥴🤔

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 8, 2019:

@CarolinaGirl60 I'm stealing your meme, running down the garden path and giggling.

“My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Freedompath comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Well that is making a bold statement...in my lifetime I have met few men that intuitive! On the contrary!!! However, I am very familiar with the type of man that, that will exploit a woman’s fear...I assume from that ‘tremendous’ intuition!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 8, 2019:

Capt. Sparrow was not known for his modesty. When someone asks me how I often respond with "Amazingly amazing yet modest about it." >I have met few men that intuitive! Boasting about it annoys the guilty bystanders. A bunch of them slid past you.

Facebook Dating.

St-Sinner comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I agree with you on Facebook. I think it is in our interest to disconnect from Facebook asap. It is true when a product is free, you are the product. You may have heard that Yahoo Japan has decided to sell user data to public online. It may not be personalized but it will come soon. Data is the new ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 8, 2019:

@Marcie1974 >it all depends upon how high up in your priority list politics is. (Are? Not sure what’s correct grammatically lol.) English major here. "Is" is a verb for single nouns. "Are" is a verb for plural nouns. Therefore "politics are" because the word "politics" is plural noun. The confusion comes when a person isn't sure which noun the verb refers to.

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the ...

Freedompath comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Most women will see it as manipulation, and pass on it...the price that had to be paid in the end...would not make the gain worthwhile!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 8, 2019:

I wonder if that outlook inspired this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khdnv3XnooM

I got to resort to my backup coffee makers.

RoyMillar comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Great coffee is a must,,I have an old perculator type when i go camping,,always enjoyed the smell of perculated coffee when mom had friends over,,

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 7, 2019:

Percolated coffee tastes stronger with a burnt flavor to me. I've got a glass one.

And I am drinking one right now ☕️🤗☕️👀

Sheannutt comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Me too ☕☕☕☕☕

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 7, 2019:

@RoyMillar If you delve into the coffee addicts further, you'll find disagreements on what type of coffee they prefer from the brutal beans of Kenya to the beans picked on the leeward side of the isle of Kona by topless maidens. Do they like it with milk, sugar and 50 other things added with coffee? I've met people who want their coffee brewed with egg shells. If there weren't so many ways to have one's coffee Starbucks wouldn't exist with their shade grown coffees at fair market prices priced so third world coffee farmers (i.e. Ethiopians) don't starve. By the way, I've found your wallpaper.

I got to resort to my backup coffee makers.

Sheannutt comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Coffee is life😍🤗

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 7, 2019:

Considering at home coffee cost about a nickle a cup if coffee is life, life is cheap.

I got to resort to my backup coffee makers.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

I used my camping backup for close to 2 weeks, so my sympathies on the death of Mr coffee.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 7, 2019:

I plan to get an upgrade -- one with a timer switch. It's predecessor had one but when I sent the spouse out to get replacement she got the cheapest Mr. Coffee on the shelf. I had grown content with waking up minutes after the coffee had been made. Then she brought home the cheap version. It's taken five years to die. I'm looking a better coffee maker this time. I have been needing an excuse. Might get a Black and Decker. It's my turn to pay for another coffee machine.

And I am drinking one right now ☕️🤗☕️👀

Sheannutt comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Me too ☕☕☕☕☕

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 7, 2019:

@RoyMillar If they all agreed, there would be no advancements. Great minds disagree until one of them starts making sense. Now for something totally different.

Absolutely, good morning ☕☕😁☕☕

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Good fucking morning, having my coffee

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 7, 2019:

If I hear that in the morning I respond with "A high de hoe to you too, you sniveling snit, you worthless twit."

NYC Property Values Have Skyrocketed by 300% Since Trump Announced He Left City - Not Really.News

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 6, 2019:

## They're dancing in the streets?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 6, 2019:

@bobwjr Your source says "Not Really the News."

FORNENT or FORNENST.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 6, 2019:

The Scots had some beautiful names for directions Deosil and Widdershins for circling right and left respectively come to mind

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 6, 2019:

@Marionville Len also used the words "Guacamole, chocolate and Llama." Way too common in my neck of the woods where we have llama ranches.

FORNENT or FORNENST.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 6, 2019:

The Scots had some beautiful names for directions Deosil and Widdershins for circling right and left respectively come to mind

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 6, 2019:

@Marionville > but are words which are still in common usage. However you also said " . . . . I haven’t heard either of them since I was a girl...don’t know if they’re still in use! " If you haven't heard them since you were a girl, good odds they are not in use. There's always the chance the people who use those words are avoiding you. You're too much of a charmer for that to happen. 😍

Dozer Dog says Welcome to: Kentucky and Virginia Democratic WINNERS! Dozer says to MoscowMitch ...

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 6, 2019:

What! No picture of Dozer Dog?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 6, 2019:

@altschmerz Thank you. I try to collect only the best. Last night I was unable to post a picture of a heart shaped spud. Currently, I'm having trouble uploading pictures I've taken with my camera. They're one to two megs each.

“What’s the value of a dollar bill?” asked Tom noteworthily.

IamNobody comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Did he go to the one dollar store to find out?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 6, 2019:

At the dollar store, it's hard not just to spend one dollar.

Dozer Dog says Welcome to: Kentucky and Virginia Democratic WINNERS! Dozer says to MoscowMitch ...

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 6, 2019:

What! No picture of Dozer Dog?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 6, 2019:

@altschmerz I was having trouble uploading photos last night and this morning as well.

FORNENT or FORNENST.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 6, 2019:

The Scots had some beautiful names for directions Deosil and Widdershins for circling right and left respectively come to mind

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 6, 2019:

@Marionville I suppose I ought to start citing words used during the pre-Spanish invasion of the Inca empire.

I was listening to Todd 'N Tyler.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 6, 2019:

I heard some of the build the wall to keep out the cartels. And, a new drive as well, send in the military, with Mexico, to do an all out offensive on the cartels.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 6, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Unless Trump's family becomes our next royal family, I wouldn't count on it happening in 2050.

Eye see. Gross.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

You're going to make me google before I'm fully awake?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 6, 2019:

Worse, we'll be expecting you to report back with the assorted hyperlinks to validate/disprove the claim.

I was listening to Todd 'N Tyler.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 6, 2019:

## >> I don't have any links because this was on the radio. Advantable in pod casts including https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/scripps/todd-n-tyler-radio-empire The description of the show says they include "stupid stuff." Ah!! Success!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 6, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow >Politics isn't part of stupid stuff It ought to be. We got amazingly stupid stuff in our politics.

I was listening to Todd 'N Tyler.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 6, 2019:

I heard some of the build the wall to keep out the cartels. And, a new drive as well, send in the military, with Mexico, to do an all out offensive on the cartels.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 6, 2019:

Oh, hell, let's just invade and declare Mexico a U.S. possession.

FORNENT or FORNENST.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 6, 2019:

The Scots had some beautiful names for directions Deosil and Widdershins for circling right and left respectively come to mind

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 6, 2019:

@Marionville Excessive exposure to Robert Burns?

Any godless buslifers, vanlifers, or nomads of other sorts on here?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Is that being held in Quartzsite, Arizona, Jan. 9-20? More power to 'em and all. I prefer to tent camp.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 5, 2019:

@Justjoni Of course I haven't "seen it all." Otherwise, I wouldn't have asked you for photos. You do take pictures, no?

Not sure if this a real term or not

bookofmorons comments on Nov 4, 2019:

it is now!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 5, 2019:

@scurry I married this: Stress Puppy (stres-puh-pee) n. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

The average I.Q. of a trump supporter...Need I say more????

GreatNani comments on Nov 5, 2019:

My thought would be they can't even be measured on the IQ scale :) This is a good one.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 5, 2019:

@GreatNani Whoa, have I got campfire tales about where there's concentrations of those people. It's hard to forget one conversation in Hickory Tavern, SC. The guy thought he'd be interested in a lot next to mine. "They told me there'd be mountain views" he said. "Yea," I told him "if you don't mind going 50 miles east of here, there's a mountain view. What else do you think they'd lie about?"

Censored!!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 5, 2019:

## When a person admits to seeing a show originally aired in the late 50's and early 60's, they're telling 'ya they're an old fart. EXCEPTION: Rerun TV channels.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 5, 2019:

@RobertNappi2 Back when men were men, women were women and horses were hamburger helper.

Be Like Tim -

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 5, 2019:

## Tim will meet an airliner at 30,000 feet.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 5, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Last week I went to Blowing Rock, NC. The up draft is legendary. (They have an official legend!). If Tim gets a hard enough updraft in a place like that, there is no telling how far he'll go.

Not sure if this a real term or not

bookofmorons comments on Nov 4, 2019:

it is now!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 5, 2019:

@scurry **They're everywhere! They're everywhere.** One starting point is https://www.alphadictionary.com/fun/sniglets.html

Smart and stupid?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Inspector Cleaseau (sp?). He's a lucky idiot.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 5, 2019:

Unlike Trump, Inspector Jacques Clouseau (correct spelling) didn't have the money for the lawyers to fight everything to the from the lower courts to the Supreme Court. It's why Trump hasn't seen the inside of a jail cell.

The average I.Q. of a trump supporter...Need I say more????

GreatNani comments on Nov 5, 2019:

My thought would be they can't even be measured on the IQ scale :) This is a good one.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 5, 2019:

Are there **negative** ratings on an the IQ scale? Humm. . . . -5 points for misspelling the wrong name on the answer sheet . . . .

Censored!!!!

Hathacat comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Haha, we told that joke in high school!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 5, 2019:

Watched the moldy, oldie, rerun channel?

Not sure if this a real term or not

bookofmorons comments on Nov 4, 2019:

it is now!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 5, 2019:

@scurry Good one, although I use Percy the tomcat. I also like: Fizzlibrium (fiz-lib-ri-um) n. The point at which a warm soda or soft drink may be poured over ice in a glass without letting the fizz overflow before the glass is filled.

Any godless buslifers, vanlifers, or nomads of other sorts on here?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Is that being held in Quartzsite, Arizona, Jan. 9-20? More power to 'em and all. I prefer to tent camp.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 5, 2019:

@Justjoni Define that word "plenty." When I looked on at pictures on a web site it seemed it was mostly buses/vans/campers. Perhaps you have some better pictures you can share. I've seen the tarp campers (pretty much "let's lie of the ground"), the hammock campers (with the rain fly), the pup tent campers, the mountain top ultra light pup tent campers, the dome tent campers, the let's bring a cabana campers and cabin tent campers. Have I left out anything?

Down at the hair salon.

RoyMillar comments on Nov 4, 2019:

I am guessing the orgin of the hair is from her head but then again ????