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Always follow the money

NHjulie comments on Sep 18, 2019:

Why isn't this being yelled from the rooftops?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 18, 2019:

Because the facts don't check out, according to Snopes. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-abramovich-border-wall/

I took this photo. One of my best.

BufftonBeotch comments on Sep 17, 2019:

Busch Gardens?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 18, 2019:

"Bush Gardens" is the name of my favorite strip club.

Shit for Brains

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 17, 2019:

## Ben Ladden had his citizenship stripped by the House of Saudi prior 9/11 and they seized his bank account. If we're honest, **no country** was responsible for 9/11. It was a terrorist organization.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 18, 2019:

@altschmerz They [House of Saud] foment this type of religious extremism. While they'll hang both of us for our atheism on a whim as well as Christians and Jews in **their country**, they are US supporters. They didn't support al-Qaeda and made Ben Ladin stateless in 1994. Because they allow us heathens to build military bases on their soil, they are considered US allies. Another reason to consider them allies, is they buck OPEC (Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries) when selling their oil to the US. In return we accept their petro dollars to sell them our most advanced military weapons as well as provide them with tech support.

Shit for Brains

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 17, 2019:

## Ben Ladden had his citizenship stripped by the House of Saudi prior 9/11 and they seized his bank account. If we're honest, **no country** was responsible for 9/11. It was a terrorist organization.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 18, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow >He wants to keep them out, but sells them firearms? Now, let's get righteous about the "he" and "them." When it **was** possible for bin Laden to buy firearms from the United States, he refused the offer. On the other hand, the House of Saudi has **always** accepted the chance to buy US weapons to kill anyone as well as for reasons of their national defense.

Shit for Brains

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 17, 2019:

## Ben Ladden had his citizenship stripped by the House of Saudi prior 9/11 and they seized his bank account. If we're honest, **no country** was responsible for 9/11. It was a terrorist organization.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 17, 2019:

@altschmerz You can hold them all you want. Once old Uncle Ben had attacked the US overseas, the Saudi stripped him of his citizenship, his passport and seized his Saudi bank account vastly reducing his wealth. There wasn't much else to do. As a result, ben Laden fled to Afghanistan and ingratiated himself to **that** country by improving its infrastructural, especially roads. After that and other reasons, the country wouldn't turn him over to the US. QED, we invaded that country as well chasing him around until he crossed their border to yet **another country.** Once we found him, we killed him and as much of his family as we could find living with. Buried him at sea so nobody would dance on his grave. Nobody's **government** funds supported him. It was his religious hate of the US that made his terrorist organization responsible for 9/11.

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MsAl comments on Sep 17, 2019:

Article wouldn't load but I agree. I am grateful to Bernie for changing the direction of the party. That was him.I dont think he would be a good president though. He yells to much and always says what people want. He tries to get people mad. Like Trump but opposite.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 17, 2019:

I had to close an armload of ads to read it. It's not going to happen but I want Mayor Pete.

Shit for Brains

bobwjr comments on Sep 17, 2019:

And you are surprised?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 17, 2019:

I sigh every time Americans twist recent history.

Hi Sassygirl will be in the Chatroom tonight.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 17, 2019:

## It's night. She's not there.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 17, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 The moon was waning at 3 p.m. Had you only been there to see it.

My Russian pen pal said "Cold? You think you know cold?"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Just to rub it in Heli added...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 17, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz If you'd read and **understood** your source, it says in **one** rural Alabama county (not the entire state) the locals are prone to install their own household sewage systems without all the engineering expertise of LA that (according to my source) that dumped 60,000 gallons of raw sewage in Huntington Beach, CA. In a previous century when I lived in California their massive sewage dumping periodically made the news every few years. To screw things up big time, it takes those high trained California engineers. After you claimed it's common in Alabama to bury the dead under the poach, you come up with a source that said **one guy** buried his wife in the front yard. For centuries in America family plots haven't been uncommon. You are referring to **one** isolated example where the courts haven't made a ruling yet if it was an illegal burial. With **one** isolated example, you're trying to stereotype an entire state. Why? I had been talking about a third world country in Africa (Republic of Chad). Chad has **absolutely nothing to do with Alabama.** What did they do to you in Alabama? Fed you a possum? Snubbed you because you got all stuck up about yourself?

Hi Sassygirl will be in the Chatroom tonight.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 17, 2019:

## It's night. She's not there.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 17, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 It's night at 3 a.m.

Barkeep! Another round until I start looking good.

scurry comments on Sep 15, 2019:

I shouldn't laugh...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 17, 2019:

@scurry >Why do you assume nobody knows anything and you need to explain it all? Because I served my time on Facebook. 🗨️

Sounds right to me...

bookofmorons comments on Sep 16, 2019:

based on experience?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 17, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz > I started nothing... Naw you are as pure as the driven slush after you claimed you've been watching him get drunk when neither of you are in the **same country.** What's that "bend over" crack about?

My Russian pen pal said "Cold? You think you know cold?"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Just to rub it in Heli added...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 17, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Hookworms are totally unknown in California. Except on their pets: https://www.marvistavet.com/hookworms.pml Your Alabama "hookworm epidemic" was 19 people out of 55 people tested. When it comes to dumping raw sewage California is totally innocent, except in L.A. https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019/08/29/60000-gallons-of-sewage-spills-into-huntington-harbour/ Your sources didn't mention anyone being buried under a porch in Alabama. Californians keep their headless corpses in fish tanks though. https://www.sfchronicle.com/crime/article/Headless-corpse-found-in-fish-tank-in-home-of-13186744.php Dude, you got a hard on for Alabama and total ignorance about the Republic of Chad. So where's we going for California's Mari Gras parade? They got those things in California, right? You're in die need of a moon pie.

Spaceman Spiff finds love.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Hold the Vasoline.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 17, 2019:

@FrayedBear My old university keeps Playboy on microfiche. Last I heard the publishers are considering going out of business. In it's heyday it was one the top literary magazines. Once the managing editor/owner retired, the literary quality went down the tubes. Some critics blame the internet for allowing free porno on line instead.

Barkeep! Another round until I start looking good.

scurry comments on Sep 15, 2019:

I shouldn't laugh...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 17, 2019:

@scurry Ah, skol is known as the Viking version of the American version of "here's mud in your eye" or the English version of "cheers" and so on. There are many versions of "shut up and have a drink already." If you had too many you speak with slurred speech and skol sounds like "cold"? QED "Skol? Of course it is, it's got ice in it." He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

He directs people to not testify against him? [news.yahoo.com]

LucyLoohoo comments on Sep 16, 2019:

Well, SHIT! (She says, succinctly.)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 17, 2019:

. . . . passing bricks and drinking prune juice. Anything else?

Yesterday afternoon I was at a Mediterranean fete.

moonmaid comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Poo! I wish I'd known about this. It's drivable distance for me and sounds like just what i like.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@moonmaid Unpopular rumor has it they will be selling Bigfoot pelts in Westminster.

Spaceman Spiff finds love.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Hold the Vasoline.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@FrayedBear My high school barbarians told me to shut up when I'd ask about things like S&M or "What do lesbians do, anyway?" Goodness, I did a ton of outside reading.

I do not go on FaceBook very often I rarely read post there anymore.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 16, 2019:

## Did you add anything on your profile? Something like "fiscally independent, enjoys transcontiental travel by private jet . . . ."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@Lillyfield41 In a previous century the most common thing I would see in dating profiles was "enjoys long walks on the beach." I use to go to Pensacola Beach for my long walks with a metal detector. The only thing I found of questionable value was lonesome well stuffed bikinis who in a dazzling display of brilliance would ask me if the metal detector works. (No, no, Nanette, I just like to wave electronics at sand). I would scan their face and set off the detector with the fillings in their mouths. Got dates on Saturdays that way.

My Russian pen pal said "Cold? You think you know cold?"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Just to rub it in Heli added...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz 1) They place Alabama in the **developed** world while in Chad it's hard to find both a light bulb and even harder to find dependable electricity. Alabama has more roads than Chad, which is the size of Texas. 2) That's an ill defined **rural** Alabama. Live in the sticks, you might not have much to work with. **However** most people who live in Alabama live in the ultra modern, megalopolis parts of the state. 3) Your site says they haven't even started their study in US territories. We need to go to the Mobile, AL, Mari Gras. There's no Mari Gras parades in California with people yelling stuff like "throw me something mister" or "Bubba, wanta moon pie, moon pie, pie." Along with those parades going on all month long, they also have the various krews (what you've never heard of a krew?) formal balls. Don't brother to clean your tux. They're very excursive who they'll let in. Of course, we'll always have Clearlake, California with a poverty rate of 35.9 percent. "The northern California town of Clearlake is the poorest town in the state. Clearlake's poverty rate of 35.9% . . . . " Source: https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/05/07/poorest-cities-in-every-state-in-the-us/39431283/ The same source gives the poorest town in Alabama (Selma) only a two percent higher rate of poverty than Clearlake. In conclusion, don't compare the extreme poverty of the third world with the developed world. It won't get you anywhere. I need find documentation that California leads America in snooty galoots. I've lived in both states. A grant application awaits!

Yesterday afternoon I was at a Mediterranean fete.

moonmaid comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Poo! I wish I'd known about this. It's drivable distance for me and sounds like just what i like.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@moonmaid Hecky durn. I'd think swapping hulking monster tales with them what claims to have seen him/her/it in an area of the country that leads the nation in Bigfoot tales would be more fun that a fiber fair. Why look! It's a bolt of cotton! Be still my heart.

Or just really have to go

OldGoat43 comments on Sep 16, 2019:

Public restrooms are a scarce commodity. (Commode-less)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

I remain astonished how many public businesses don't have public restrooms. According to Petunia, that's because there isn't a reasonable way to deny black customers use of the toilet while letting white customers use them without law suits.

Sounds right to me...

bookofmorons comments on Sep 16, 2019:

based on experience?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Hokey smokes! You two don't even live in the same country. Your artistic license must have expired.

My Russian pen pal said "Cold? You think you know cold?"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Just to rub it in Heli added...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz There's no WHO warnings about Mississippi. WHO has a long list of shots before and **after** leaving Chad. Unlike the US, Chad sells refugee children and has done so for most of a century. Because of their swamps Mississippi boasts of being a "sportsman's paradise." Chad has the lion's share of the Shara desert. Nobody dies of sleeping sickness in Mississippi. In Chad there's always factions that have wars where the border is in a featureless desert. Mississippi puts up signs: "Welcome to Mississippi." Mississippi even has **paved roads**! It's not until you've been to some gwad forbidden third world country that you know how wonderful the phrase **paved roads** starts to sound. I could go on. Nobody shoots their travel agent for sending them to Mississippi . . . . Honey child, I can tell -- you have **no idea** how bad Chad is. Even war correspondents don't want to go to Chad, which is one reason you don't hear much about Chad.

My Russian pen pal said "Cold? You think you know cold?"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Just to rub it in Heli added...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Once you've put a dollar sign in front of the offer, they won't be confused with rubles. East Caribbean dollar, maybe. I've often advocated that people who have been sentenced to life in prison, should be exiled to the Republic of Chad with a $30,000 life time pension. It's cheaper than prison and they'll die from health problems early. Really, really cheap STD infected whores, almost no doctors or medicine. The United Nation's World Health Organization (WHO), says don't eat the food, don't drink the water. Chad is the world leader in tset flies (sleeping sickness) exports. Just when you think it could get worse, there's Chad.

Wishing he saved some to join in..

GEGR comments on Sep 15, 2019:

It is So Hard !

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

Keeps him from rolling out of bed at night.

There is a church claiming trump and pence are the second comming.

bobwjr comments on Sep 15, 2019:

What Bullshit

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

Still polishing up that loving cup you got for essay writing?

peccadillo--a small, rather unimportant offense or sin

LenHazell53 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Peccadillo always makes me picture some strange hybrid of an armadillo and a chicken

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

Until it bounces off the car bumper, an armadillo is considered the unofficial state bird of Texas. Texans also have racing armadillos. State joke: how do you know you've got a winning armadillo? Crosses the road by itself.

peccadillo--a small, rather unimportant offense or sin

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

I remember a Lousiana newspaper by that name.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@Remiforce Established in 1837. Mark Twain wrote for it. It was absorbed by the New Orleans Advocate last June. See: https://www.poynter.org/business-work/2019/the-times-picayune-was-absorbed-by-the-advocate-in-new-orleans-yesterday-heres-what-happened-to-its-staff/

Barkeep! Another round until I start looking good.

scurry comments on Sep 15, 2019:

I shouldn't laugh...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@scurry That means vodka made with potatoes, typically from Scandinavia. If you're living in Scandinavia, do you **need** ice? Once a gringo goes abroad, they become aware how big their ice addiction is.

Spaceman Spiff finds love.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Hold the Vasoline.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@FrayedBear If she already has her panties off, she is hot, wet and ready for sex. No Vaseline required. It's one of those things they leave out in high school sex ed. There's a ton of stuff they leave out of sex ed. I got all the way through high school sex ed and nobody had mentioned clit. It was like they didn't know what it was.

Yesterday afternoon I was at a Mediterranean fete.

Silver1wun comments on Sep 15, 2019:

What interested me about limoncello was learning that only lemon peels go into it from the lemon. The rest is sugar and big-time amounts of grain alcohol. Its an infusion and invitation to get really hammered.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 15, 2019:

Your breath afterwards will be kissing fresh.

My Russian pen pal said "Cold? You think you know cold?"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Just to rub it in Heli added...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 15, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Offer them money to move there and $30,000 pension to stay there.

Yesterday afternoon I was at a Mediterranean fete.

moonmaid comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Poo! I wish I'd known about this. It's drivable distance for me and sounds like just what i like.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 15, 2019:

Come for the Bigfoot celebration in Westminster, SC near me. Has nothing to do with the Bigfoot tribe. http://www.indexjournal.com/lakelands_connector/south-carolina-bigfoot-festival-coming-to-westminster/article_8d92877e-f735-51ca-b78e-cdbcdba4d6a6.html

Barkeep! Another round until I start looking good.

scurry comments on Sep 15, 2019:

I shouldn't laugh...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 15, 2019:

Skol! "Of course it's skol. It's got ice in it" -- Dean Martin.

Oh Jebus, we thank you.

bookofmorons comments on Sep 15, 2019:

He can keep the loaves and fishes . . . more wine

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 15, 2019:

What's a drink without a nosh? Oddly what kind of fish is never mentioned nor if it's loaves of brown bread.

TRumps solution when we run out of food because of his policies

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Do I want to know what this is about?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 15, 2019:

It's an old dystopian sci-fi movie. The premise is earth can no longer feed the human population. Therefore, they start processing the dead as food as a state secret.

Yesterday afternoon I was at a Mediterranean fete.

Spinliesel comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Oh, what an exiting day you had. That combination of drink and pastry will get you so wired , you can finallky dance that Greek dance from Zorba the Greek.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 15, 2019:

It was a handful of young mothers with their children and a few guys that linked arms and danced. It didn't come close to dancing like Zorba in the movie *Zorba the Greek.* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPWU8hy0McY I only had one drink. It wasn't enough to convince me I have a sense of rhythm to music in a minor key.

Yesterday afternoon I was at a Mediterranean fete.

ZantiMisfit comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Did you get some spanokopita too?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 15, 2019:

Thanks to Petunia who over ordered, I got that and the stuffed grape leaves. As is the customer of her people she got half way through her gyro and said "This is awful. You eat it." 😕🤢🤮 Hope she never goes into sales.

My Home Town. My old house used to be right across from that Church.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Looks like a rocky seashore retreat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 15, 2019:

@Hathacat Another theory down the tubes. 😕 I didn't see any boat launch ramps or piers in the picture. There weren't people on the beach. It lead me to believe there was no public access to the shore.

My Home Town. My old house used to be right across from that Church.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

## Looks like a rocky seashore retreat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 15, 2019:

@Hathacat It looks like one shouldn't bring the canoe there.

How humans were created according to the History Channel.

Theresa_N comments on Sep 14, 2019:

I remember when the history channel had real history. Then again I remember when atheists weren't in love with woo, not that your post reflects this and it applies to agnostics as well. What has happened to rational thought in this world?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 15, 2019:

@joeymf86 Woo who!

Wow what a night it was.

273kelvin comments on Sep 14, 2019:

You don't want to end up in some nursing home with oatmeal dribbling down your chin thinking "What if..."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 15, 2019:

That will happen anyway. Saddest words of mice and men: "it could have been."

Evidence the contary . . . .

scurry comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Apparently it can be...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@scurry I'll have you know my opinions have the biggest willy of any nilly 🤣🤣🤣 >you stated very clearly that you don't fact check. I do fact check. That's how I knew when the show was broadcast and where. However, citing **one** large family from **one** lack of reality show as the universal reason for **all** large family is bogus to the highest power, Fact checking clearly illogical claims is not required. I don't follow "reality" shows because they follow fictional scripts with a tad of facts to get viewers coming back for more. Don't worry. If you ever darken my door step, I'll still break out the visitor's whiskey. It is my position everyone is entitled to a wrong opinion, including me. Just because a person comes up with crazy opinion doesn't require me, as my contemporaries use to say "cut off your head and shit down your windpipe." They can be some gross dudes.🤢🤢🤮🤮

Completely agree

GEGR comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Really !

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 14, 2019:

adverb or interjection.

We have had a lot of rain this year.

Our_existence comments on Sep 14, 2019:

They appear to be a type of corn kernel

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@glennlab Because they're difficult and time consuming to shell, they're expensive. I keep running across them in recipes for making sweet basil pesto and laughing . . . .

Evidence the contary . . . .

scurry comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Apparently it can be...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@scurry Excusseeesss me for not watching reality shows on The Learning Channel in 2008, burning their images in my mind and memorizing the plot from 11 years ago. Not everyone follows the Duggers for having large families and are **exactly like them.** > isn't that peachy. I'm so wonderful it's disgusting to give the details, little Ms. Preachy.

Do you have an itch for adventure?

bobwjr comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Wanted to be in space

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 14, 2019:

You're not there now? 🤣🤣🤣

Just wondering....

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Damn y'all are a bunch of sick fucks, guy asked a question and not one answer for the poor soul.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 14, 2019:

Let's put it this way, you sole sucking turd munch, you didn't answer the question either.

Don't you groan at me, this is gold.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:

## It's a tongue twisting punch line.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@Kynlei Twisting tongues attract hot and bothered women and a few twisted guys.

Evidence the contary . . . .

scurry comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Apparently it can be...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

Despite Percy telling me it's the tastiest part I don't give enough of a rat's ass to go fact checking.

glabella gla·bel·la /ɡləˈbelə/ noun plural: glabellae the smooth part of the forehead...

AmelieMatisse comments on Sep 13, 2019:

I never heard this one before

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

Aren't you the lucky one?

zaftig--(of a woman) having a fully rounded figure, plump

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:

## It's considered Yiddish, dedushka. "In traditional Yiddish, zaftig has nothing to do with women’s bodies. It comes from the German word saftig, meaning “juicy” or “succulent” (saft in German means “juice” or “sap”), and in European Yiddish, in which it is spelled and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@AmelieMatisse . . . but we're too addicted to singing *yummy, yummy I've got love in my tummy* to care.

Oh no! Not kryptonut!

GEGR comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Love the Squirrel .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

GI Joe took care of him.

I've met all types. This is the short list.

Robecology comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Yep...older women....for me...please?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@Robecology Has that ever worked?

zaftig--(of a woman) having a fully rounded figure, plump

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:

## It's considered Yiddish, dedushka. "In traditional Yiddish, zaftig has nothing to do with women’s bodies. It comes from the German word saftig, meaning “juicy” or “succulent” (saft in German means “juice” or “sap”), and in European Yiddish, in which it is spelled and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@AmelieMatisse Thank you. Nobody asked what "dedushka" (grandfather) meant. To me, describing women as food has lurid implication.

Evidence the contary . . . .

scurry comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Apparently it can be...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@scurry The reason... their faith. No sale. There is nothing in the photo that says which faith they are. Large families can be created by people re-marrying. Additionally large families are common dating back to the days of extreme infant mortality. When I was dating my first wife she said she wanted as many as 12. It was a long uphill argument from there. Some people view lots of children as insurance when they become old and frail.

I'm sure this applies to more places, but it's spot-on for (Ottawa) Ontario.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:

## Sounds like July in Chicago. They'll say it gets into the 90's in August but they don't say it only gets there for 20 minutes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@scurry >not to mention the show we have to deal with 10+ feet over the season You've mentioned your snow falls for sure now. Here snow is a rarity. A snow plow driver could starve here. Sometimes we can go through an entire winter without seeing it. When we do see it, most of it melts by the afternoon except places in the deep shade. The threat of an inch of snow will make the locals turn supermarket and liquor stores bare and close the schools. For Atlanta, Georgia, an inch of snow closes the major roads. If I want to get glares from Petunia, I mention my desire to go backpacking in mountain snows and visiting ski lodges. We live close enough to the mountains to do it but the idea of hitting the road in the snow freaks her out. If I mentioned ten feet of snow to her, she'd die from twitching.

Rhetoric strikes!

scurry comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Except, if you're reading the shirt, you aren't looking at her ass... so ... No?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@scurry I should give you the prize for covering all the bases. > Unless guys have a special talent that I'm unaware of . . . . We would tell you, but then you'd know. It's a case of mum is the word

This should be written in the constitution and add.

Freedompath comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Everyone with an ounce of reasoning ability, sees clearly what acute narcissism is...by observing trump! In fact when narcissist is googled...trump in all ‘his glory’ should appear! Yes, add it to the Constitution...should future generations need to expel another one!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

Typically, the narcissist will deny being a narcissist. It's those other people, don't you know?🤬🤯

I'm sure this applies to more places, but it's spot-on for (Ottawa) Ontario.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:

## Sounds like July in Chicago. They'll say it gets into the 90's in August but they don't say it only gets there for 20 minutes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@scurry I don't currently live in Chicago. I live in Dixie where it gets into the 90F and beyond for most of the day and might cool down to 70 by dawn. Yesterday at11 a.m. it was 90f and went up to 99f by 3 p.m. By 10 p.m. it was 84f. Dixie summers are brutal. Here the well off use "summer" as a verb, i.e. "We summer in the mountains." It's the origin of the three month summer school vacation -- the well off weren't going to send their kids to school during the hottest period of the year.

Rhetoric strikes!

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 13, 2019:

What rhetorical question?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

For heterosexual guys, plausible deniability ability is shot. A rhetorical question is one that does not require an answer. One time advice columnist Ann Landers was asked "Why do Jews always answer a question with a question?" Ann replied rhetorically "We do that?" 🤔✡️🔯

Rhetoric strikes!

scurry comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Except, if you're reading the shirt, you aren't looking at her ass... so ... No?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

For heterosexual guys, plausible deniability ability is shot.

Evidence the contary . . . .

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 13, 2019:

I think I understand this meme.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

He's losing her in the crowd. 🤔😏🤓🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️👨‍👨‍👧‍👧

Evidence the contary . . . .

scurry comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Apparently it can be...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

Hell is a popping.

Nothing gets your heart pumping like having to deal with a rattlesnake.

ShadowAmicus comments on Sep 13, 2019:

you need a pet mongoose .... superb little snake hunters ... they chase down cobras and kill them ... common event when I was in India If you have a snake problem .. get a bigger gun .... don't shoot a snake to piss it off, shoot it to kill it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

You don't need something as exotic as a mongoose. Cats love to kill snakes. They are no good when it comes to snake identification. They can't tell the difference between the harmless corn snake and a pit viper or a cobra. The good news is something like 90% of all snakes aren't venomous. All of them will bite. If it's a big snake, it'll be an extremely painful bite. Cats murder animals just because it sounds like fun, fun, fun. They don't have to be hungry. One of them dispatched a pygmy rattlesnake for me. My favorite, a Siamese named Taco (RIP), loved to kill mole crickets. He never ate them. I'd told him if he didn't kill something around the house, he would turn into a taco. **Big deal**: adult cats are cheap to replace. I get mine from the animal shelter once they get a backlog of cats they've got to kill. If they got to kill a bunch of them, they drop the adoption fee. Last time I got a frisky kitten (Percy) that drives the spouse (Petunia) insane. So far he's killed three mice. He's working on killing a love seat and a wicker basket as well.

Sapiophile--someone who is attracted to intelligent people

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 12, 2019:

## Don't admit to being one. Anti-intellectualism runs strong in this country.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@Remiforce The most common insult I get is "smart ass." I think it's an improvement over a dumb donkey. When I mention it, they don't get it. First time someone called me an intellectual, he meant it as an insult. Who am I to argue such a well thought out "insult." 🤔😏🤓

Please join the new &letsunite that i created per the requests of many who wanted more details and...

LimitedLight comments on Sep 11, 2019:

I'm afraid, since you're 99, the group could fizzle out quickly.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@LimitedLight Your commas runth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow.

The t-shirt intelligent fun.

dartagnan6666 comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Well, she got my attention.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

A plan that worked.

I've met all types. This is the short list.

Robecology comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Yep...older women....for me...please?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@Robecology Arg, me bucko, young shapely exhausted women at the strip club await for you to take them Denny's at two in the morning. Thar be many a woman that hates cooking and will lavish you with intimate rewards for feeding them. Major deal: can can dancers were famous eating 8,000 calories meals. Dancing vigorously all night burns it off. Your hot shaking stripper might order the menu. You should also be aware a lot of them are single mothers. Be sure to thank me for my exhaustive research on this subject. Believe it or shove it, there's a side story of how I got **paid** to do this research.

I've met all types. This is the short list.

Robecology comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Yep...older women....for me...please?