I guess some people feel that way.

Livinlife comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Lolol! I would have to have a female equivalent

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 11, 2019:

Lick my shiny red rectally ruined rump?🍑🍑

Greetings from Nürnberg Germany!

silverotter11 comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Hello! Guten morgen! only thing I know in German. :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 11, 2019:

Ja.

I made it! Bye-bye Boggo Road Prison...

RavenCT comments on Sep 9, 2019:

So is it open as a historic site now? 😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 10, 2019:

@PontifexMarximus It will get dangerous now that you've agreed with me. When I took the tour of Alcatraz, the guide said the food was better than average. Most prison riots, he said, where about bad food. Because the joint was were they sent the crime bosses, they figured those guys could organize riots better than the average high security criminal. They closed Alcatraz because it was getting too expensive. One reason was most of the inmates were shipped in from the Eastern US and all the supplies had to arrive by boat.

Everyone's favorite huckster, Anti-Fred, is back. How long do you think he will last this time?

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 10, 2019:

I haven't had a problem with him..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 10, 2019:

He doesn't like you either.

I bought a new Mr.

Triphid comments on Sep 8, 2019:

Ages ago I gave up boiling a kettle to make coffee, then last year friends gave me a Nescafe "Dolce Gusto" Coffee Maker for my birthday and Xmas. It's great, just put hot or cold water from the kitchen tap into the water container, add a coffee pod ( they come in many various kinds btw) into the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 10, 2019:

@Triphid Caffeine junkies that we are, Petunia and I get impatient to wait for each cup to brew first thing in the morning. We used to have a coffee pot with a timer that would start brewing three minutes before our alarm clocks went off. We drink most of a pot of coffee each morning. Petunia wants to take her coffee to go in a thermos type travel mug. We wake up with barely functional lizard brains. Coffee shifts the gears into mammal brains.

I made it! Bye-bye Boggo Road Prison...

RavenCT comments on Sep 9, 2019:

So is it open as a historic site now? 😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 10, 2019:

@PontifexMarximus Precinct sounds like it's got its own mailing code.Ecoscience sounds like it study the amazing broad overview of ecology, which could include how dragon flies rub noses and the effect it has on beavers. While I'm glad you enjoyed the tour, I regret you didn't take pictures with a note on the back of each one. BTW, we're heading up to Blowing Rock, North Carolina, next month. It's a mountain town in the Appalachians. I want to see the leaves change colors. Petunia wants to visit their shops and buy silly things to bring home. She has high hopes of keeping me out of their brew pubs. The name of the town refers to a big rock on the side of a cliff where strong winds can blow a person down. Now for a totally unrelated meme.

I made it! Bye-bye Boggo Road Prison...

RavenCT comments on Sep 9, 2019:

So is it open as a historic site now? 😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@PontifexMarximus I have no idea what a ecoscience precinct means. Jails generally look like featureless buildings from the outside. I'd guess the only way to transfer the feeling of brutality is leave the corpses outside to rot.

That's my dog, alright.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2019:

we used to have to spell it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

Spell it in pig Latin.

I would home school now.

Freedompath comments on Sep 8, 2019:

It is not normal...instead of solving the problem, ‘they’ would sacrifice the emotional development in a generation of children! Sic!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@Freedompath Sounds like an unlikely story.

I would home school now.

Charlene comments on Sep 8, 2019:

This is what happens when Money owns the government.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@Charlene Limiting federal campaign contributions would go a long way to get this country on the right course.

Bone spurs? Was it the only bone he ever got?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 9, 2019:

## Why he stands up to weathermen when he doesn't know which way the hurricane winds are blowing.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@Our_existence If you can remember the 60's, you weren't there. A tip of the hat to the hippy dippy weatherman.

I made it! Bye-bye Boggo Road Prison...

RavenCT comments on Sep 9, 2019:

So is it open as a historic site now? 😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@PontifexMarximus It's famous for mistreating prisoners but the government swore they'd never tear the 119 year old prison down.

If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

"Come here Sally" -- Thomas Jefferson, slave owner after striking out with the lily white women.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@yvilletom Tom's second wife was Martha. They had six kids. I think it's more evidence he couldn't keep his wang in his pants.

How about we put trumps face on the penny?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 9, 2019:

> I read somewhere that . . . . Yea, I read Horton hears a Who too! 😝😜🤪 To be a more accurate about it: "The cost to produce the one-cent coin increased to 1.5 cents during 2016, the Wall Street Journal reported. In 2015, the penny cost 1.43 cents to make, while in 2014, its ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow >That is very illegal. It's also unlike anyone gets busted for melting down copper. Here the locals are steal copper wire right off the telephone poles, take it home, burn off the insulation and sell it to the junk yard as copper. Junkyards insist on copper sellers to fill out a form telling who the seller is, where they got the copper and insist on fake ID.

Question for the “culturally but not religiously Jewish” folks here: What does that mean in ...

MrLizard comments on Sep 9, 2019:

As long as I was respected for not believing and not pressured to change, I was fine. I did try a Jewish Dating site, met a woman, and she was fine with me being Atheist. She was not fine with me being bisexual tho.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@MrLizard I don't even know who is "her." Barbie?

What Atheists say during sex. Oldie but a Goody

OldGoat43 comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Maybe he meant SAY?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

More likely "More! Faster! Tighter! Shake it baby!"

Winning!!!

Freedompath comments on Sep 8, 2019:

...and yet miraculously, trump never loose HIS money! How does that work?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@Freedompath He has a reputation of not paying his bills or loans. It's fairly apparent the real estate he does sell is sold to laundry money.

I bought a new Mr.

MrLizard comments on Sep 8, 2019:

In Gainesville, the water has so much chlorine in it. Ugh. But it’s also medium hard. I have a humidifier in my bi-pap machine and have to use distilled water. Here in Nürnberg, it has a crust of dried minerals in the bottom, when I wake up. No distilled water easily found here yet.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@MrLizard Around these parts if you ask where to go the inclination is "If I tell him were to go, he might not come back." Now a meme you should never post.

Winning!!!

altschmerz comments on Sep 8, 2019:

See, anyone paying attention (not me, but I didn't vote for him) knew all that stuff before he got elected. But wouldn't it have been nice if all these things had been highlighted in the media while he was campaigning? Would it have changed anybody's minds?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@glennlab >yokels voted for him is he was a successful business man. That was the **appearance** he gave on his lack of reality show. People are intent on buying what they see on TV. The first time actors drop their jaws when people on the street warn them about other characters they've seen on the drama they're playing in. People **believe** in fiction on television. They think they know the actor because they've seen them play a role on television. That's why well known actors get paid top dollar to endorse products. In private they maybe have all the ethics of a rattlesnake but the public doesn't know that. QED, Trump could **play** a successful business man on TV and the gullible would buy it at face value. On the other hand residents of NYC who knew more than the role he played on TV would prefer to see him boiled alive in oil.

Winning!!!

Freedompath comments on Sep 8, 2019:

...and yet miraculously, trump never loose HIS money! How does that work?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

He **has lost money.** It's why he won't release taxes: it's bad PR to say you're broke.

King liar is at it again! First he said he would not infrign on gun rights.

bobwjr comments on Sep 8, 2019:

He's a nitwit

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

Golly Lee! You thunk that all by yourself? I stand at awe from a disrespectful distance.

King liar is at it again! First he said he would not infrign on gun rights.

OldGoat43 comments on Sep 8, 2019:

Weird noise from those people. Why don't they just say that one bullet is cheaper than a jail cell?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@OldGoat43 Way before written laws were laws of the land. Dam straight! Good old lynching. Mob rules!

Went to the Gathering of the Tribes Pow Wow today.

azzow2 comments on Sep 8, 2019:

At least you weren't taken captive and forced to drink firewater by The Hekawi tribe lol.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@t1nick How about the Kickapoo Tribe of Oklahoma, best known for their "joy juice" and lonesome Polecat? (Pictured below with hairless Joe.) See: https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/opinions/1993/03/06/the-legend-of-lonesome-polecat/52e72080-e732-4263-bf81-f6418f3d4f00/?noredirect=on

Truth be told

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 8, 2019:

## Why "Uncle" Erine, it's not the truth.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@uncle-ernie In real life,I have almost get out the hammer and chisel to get my old university to release my transcripts to prospective employers. That's one reason it didn't sound right to me: universities don't want to release their former students transcripts to the public.

Chump’s Wall

Science-guy comments on Sep 8, 2019:

I wonder how Sharpie sales are doing. 😎

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

*Promotional* Sharpies are selling for about $300 a box.

Question for the “culturally but not religiously Jewish” folks here: What does that mean in ...

MrLizard comments on Sep 9, 2019:

As long as I was respected for not believing and not pressured to change, I was fine. I did try a Jewish Dating site, met a woman, and she was fine with me being Atheist. She was not fine with me being bisexual tho.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

Picky, picky, picky.😝😜🤪

Be·smirch /bəˈsmərCH/ verb damage the reputation of (someone or something) in the opinion...

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 8, 2019:

I saw that word frequently in Regency Romance novels.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

Ah, the formula romance novel, often typical of a lady always hopes that the well heeled upwardly mobile man she falls in love with will sweep her off her feet in a dramatic and graceful way. Snobbish cads abound. T'ain't no bitches here Bubba.

I would home school now.

Freedompath comments on Sep 8, 2019:

It is not normal...instead of solving the problem, ‘they’ would sacrifice the emotional development in a generation of children! Sic!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

We'un's got the best twisted children in the world.

I would home school now.

bobwjr comments on Sep 8, 2019:

No shit has to stop

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

Once again constipation raises its voice.

I would home school now.

Our_existence comments on Sep 8, 2019:

This is frightening that it's come down to this. As it is, I vividly recall doing Duck and Cover drills in the event of nuclear attack. They stopped doing that because it would not have made any difference. But this shooter thing.. .. I am required to take an Active Shooter course every year at ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

>I am required to take an Active Shooter course every year at work. When Petunia was in high school "active shooter course" meant the kids showed at school with their own guns. The course included lectures about gun safety and a shooting range. When I was in public school, every kid kept a knife to sharpen their pencil. About ten years ago in my hometown of Pensacola, they were so strict about not allowing kids to have knives that they suspended one of them for having a nail file with a metal point. We've come a long way, baby!

I would home school now.

Charlene comments on Sep 8, 2019:

This is what happens when Money owns the government.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

We got the best government that money can buy.

How did we go from this ....

bookofmorons comments on Sep 8, 2019:

From the three powers to the three stooges

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

Our stooge is crazier than their stooges.

I bought a new Mr.

MrLizard comments on Sep 8, 2019:

In Gainesville, the water has so much chlorine in it. Ugh. But it’s also medium hard. I have a humidifier in my bi-pap machine and have to use distilled water. Here in Nürnberg, it has a crust of dried minerals in the bottom, when I wake up. No distilled water easily found here yet.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

Petunia has a bi-pap machine. She buys her distilled water at Wally Mart for under a dollar a gallon. For higher priced distilled water, she visits the drug store. I got to get around to asking why she saves empty plastic gallon jugs of distilled water. I have doubts if Germany allows Wally Mart to operate there. Got a feeling they've got drug stores.

I bought a new Mr.

Triphid comments on Sep 8, 2019:

Ages ago I gave up boiling a kettle to make coffee, then last year friends gave me a Nescafe "Dolce Gusto" Coffee Maker for my birthday and Xmas. It's great, just put hot or cold water from the kitchen tap into the water container, add a coffee pod ( they come in many various kinds btw) into the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

One pod, one cup system?

I bought a new Mr.

A2Jennifer comments on Sep 8, 2019:

My city water is good but I started using a filter pitcher some years ago anyway. I use that for drinking water and also coffee which I brew in a French Press.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

Back in the distant past, I read where the least expensive water filtering was a Brita filter on your kitchen faucet. I don't know if it is still true today but it has to be cheaper than buying water in a plastic bottles. Petunia has a bad habit of buying a case of plastic bottles of water for every camping trip. I freeze several of them to keep our food cold in the ice box. After that, she buys ice for the ice box even though I keep at least three pounds of ice cubes for drinks around the house. We are addicted to drinking icy water. It is the custom of the gringos.

sam·ite /ˈsamīt,ˈsāˌmīt/ noun.

Charlene comments on Sep 8, 2019:

I have a few Samite blouses..😁

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

Where they made in the middle ages? 😝😜🤪

When you are talking to a conservative...

MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Good! LMAO!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@metalhead222 Those people in your meme must be from Ohio. "Ohio was an unprecedented 10.2% more Republican than the national average in 2016, the farthest it had voted from the rest of the nation since 1932." Source:https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=Ohio+trump+supporters

I bought a new Mr.

azzow2 comments on Sep 8, 2019:

Sounds like a water softener is needed.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

Ah, a fine tasting water softener with an after taste like lemon or lime? I dined at one French restaurant in Savanna, GA, where I ordered a bourbon neat to mix with my water to hide the taste of their tap water. I think the master scam was to sell bottled water because it was **just that restaurant.**

I bought a new Mr.

Petter comments on Sep 8, 2019:

You think your water is bad. Ours in Mojacar has frequently been condemned by the government labs as unfit for human consumption, and two years ago the authorities even issued public notices warning people not to cook in it, let alone drink it, until the water company put in reverse osmosis ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@Petter I'll keep that in mind when visiting with a life straw filtration system. The mud ought to settle at the bottom of a tank. Roof filtration systems take the water from the middle or off the top of the tank, often with two or more tanks

I am not so sure.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 8, 2019:

## Live dangerously and let 'em jump your bones before their shiny wears off. Everybody is going to change anyway. Have some good times while you got the chance. After that, join me at the campfire and we'll swap tales of wild lusty romances. Try not to sound too bitter or we'll all sympathize ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@Nathalie_Quebec >I have gave a lot and got just a few good partners. So now I want more. It's why I got married and became a retired slut.

I am not so sure.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 8, 2019:

## Live dangerously and let 'em jump your bones before their shiny wears off. Everybody is going to change anyway. Have some good times while you got the chance. After that, join me at the campfire and we'll swap tales of wild lusty romances. Try not to sound too bitter or we'll all sympathize ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 9, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile Whoring around (please don’t be offended by the term as I don’t think of it negatively) Whore means cash for sex at a no tell motel, where the motel owner would rather be whore free. For most states in this country it's illegal and motel owner doesn't want to be charged with a crime. Additionally to both parties it means one time event. The whore will not be interested in hunting down the same customer again. No cuddling, no sleep overs. Once the deed is done, the whore moves on. On the other hand, multiple rotating affairs means repeat performances without direct payment. Additionally either party is likely to do it at other party's home. Participants are likely to look forward to another romantic entanglement. It's not like a whore who considers it a one time mechanical performance. >you definitely have to be extremely careful of disease Where prostitution is legal, there is regular health inspections to keep the whore's license valid. In the Netherlands, it's treated like a regular occupation with workman's compensation and pensions along with inspections for safe working conditions. Where it illegal, customers would be foolish to overlook open bleeding STD related sores and use condoms to prevent infections. A whore may have three to four different customers per day, thus raising her risks of STD. However, rotating multiple affairs may be limited to two to four regular individuals, cutting down risks of catching a STD. Hurt feelings in multiple rotating affairs are mostly eliminated by not playing "you're my one and only" game. As long as one is honest there are other sexual partners involved in the relationships, it's guilt free. Rock star groupies **know** he is going fuck other people on the road. Honesty goes a long way in preventing hurt feeling. This message has been presented by the Sluts'r'Us foundation.

I bought a new Mr.

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 8, 2019:

I lived in Louisiana for almost 2 years before the days of the Brita. I had to keep the water ice cold to drink it. When it came from the tap it smelled like rotten eggs. I was not sad to leave Louisiana. Tacoma, WA had the best water I've ever tasted.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 8, 2019:

Ironically, the best unfiltered tap water I've ever drank was in New York City. The problem with Louisiana is half of all industrial wastes in America is dumped in the Mississippi River. By the time the Mississippi gets to Louisiana, the water company throws in the towel. That ought to explain why New Orleans leads the country for stomach cancer and why their food is known for all those spices -- conceal the taste of the water. On the far, far extreme the best spring water I've ever drunk fresh from the source is the grungy looking Moody Springs. They hammered a pipe into a rock cliff on the side of a highway and put two benches on either side of it. There's a ugly looking drain below the pipe. The place is unmarked. It's likely visitor will drive past it even if they're looking for it. Just in case you want to drive past it as well, see: https://cchikes.com/moody-spring/

I bought a new Mr.

Petter comments on Sep 8, 2019:

You think your water is bad. Ours in Mojacar has frequently been condemned by the government labs as unfit for human consumption, and two years ago the authorities even issued public notices warning people not to cook in it, let alone drink it, until the water company put in reverse osmosis ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 8, 2019:

Nobody collects rainwater?

Ohh the irony that I’m posting this with my I-phone

EyesThatSmile comments on Sep 8, 2019:

Yes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 8, 2019:

Not me. I only whip my flip phone out when I'm waiting for Petunia on the husband bench at the store and the old farts want to ignore me. Generally old farts on a bench are dying to talk to anyone new but don't want to meet new people.

I am not so sure.

Emerald comments on Sep 8, 2019:

Just leaving a shitty relationship myself, and I can say rushing has nothing to do with it. I took my time, still got treated like yesterday's newspaper.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 8, 2019:

> . . . . got treated like yesterday's newspaper. You mean they used you to line the bottom of the bird cage? 🦜🦜💩😱

I put our first seeds in the greenhouse today spinach artichokes cauliflower and some black ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 8, 2019:

>My was the photographer. ## One of three "my"? 🤣🤣 I haven't tasted a black tomato before. I have grown heirloom tomatoes before. My favorite was the Cherokee red. Heirloom tomatoes have always tasted better than the cardboard tasting supermarket. The problem has always been they're ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 8, 2019:

@PontifexMarximus No matter how romantic, never use a guttural language like German. If you tell you love her like stars love the night in German it'll sound like "Excuse me bitch, I gotta take a shit."

When texting goes wrong

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

everybody needs to red before they snd,

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 8, 2019:

🤪🤣

I mean really...

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Dude, urine trouble now

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 8, 2019:

🤪🤣

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 8, 2019:

@Logician I graduated from there.👨‍🎓 Have you ever heard of Confused U? Go team! 🤪🤣

Misuse of emojis?

EyesThatSmile comments on Sep 7, 2019:

I want to know who came up with eggplant to represent a dick? Why not a banana? Or perhaps use words! Eggplant...could you use a worse vegetable?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

😱😱🍆🍆

Yah, poor hot people

bookofmorons comments on Sep 7, 2019:

spelling counts

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Rudy1962 They're going over there.

My new mantra: Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is just get up and face the world everyday.

TomMcGiverin comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Word.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@TomMcGiverin I've confused you. You assumed my intelligence, separating me from the dumb asses.I don't plan to offer corrections.

Polyglot pä-lee-ɡlät Part of speech: noun Origin: Latin, 17th century 1 A multilingual ...

Marionville comments on Sep 7, 2019:

I really admire polyglots...I think we who are native English speakers are very lazy about learning other languages.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Marionville My most frequent phrases in France included "Bonjour madam, où sont les toilettes?" Sometimes that was followed rapid fire French and "Pardon, tu parles anglais?" I've been told my Dixie drawl is funny as hell in attempts in a second language. @Haemish1 Here it's common to see newspaper help wanted ads that want natives that also speak fluent Spanish. Guess what group they normally hire at the chicken processing plant. On the far extreme, while I was in the Navy speaking any language **beside** English was forbidden, especially Tagalog. It wasn't **officially** forbidden but it drove the brass insane not to know what was being said between the Philippine enlisted. "Tish! You spoke French!" -- Gomez Addams.

Maybe we should start a petition!

OldGoat43 comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Don't wash those tighty whiteys, they'll last much longer.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@OldGoat43 That's almost the reason the reason people wear underwear: wear something that covers the parts that do shit and piss. The other reason is to collect crotch and butt sweat. Sums up why people wash their underwear: so they won't stink badly and the collected body wastes won't eat the underwear alive.

You can reason but it goes over their heads, as does subtle humour.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

## Just another excuse to use a common vulgarity.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@273kelvin >I hope that this clears things up a little . . . . **Clear as mud.** > . . .. .and why IMHO Boris is a cunt. Your opinions are humble?😱😱

My new mantra: Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is just get up and face the world everyday.

TomMcGiverin comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Word.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

noun

Polyglot pä-lee-ɡlät Part of speech: noun Origin: Latin, 17th century 1 A multilingual ...

Charlene comments on Sep 7, 2019:

I've never used this word to describe myself..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

In contrast, I use the word "slut" to describe myself. Now that I am married, I add "retired slut." Petunia keeps a careful watch on me. It's common for her to lean over my shoulder when I'm at the keyboard.

Polyglot pä-lee-ɡlät Part of speech: noun Origin: Latin, 17th century 1 A multilingual ...

Marionville comments on Sep 7, 2019:

I really admire polyglots...I think we who are native English speakers are very lazy about learning other languages.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Haemish1 I think we who are native English speakers are very lazy about learning other languages. The key to learning a second language is the opportunity to use it. If everyone around you speaks English, there's no reason to learn a second language. Petunia went for five years of learning French in school. After that, she couldn't find anyone to speak French with. As a result 20 years later she was in France and had no idea what those people where saying. In my home town there was ONE French bakery. The baker appeared to be annoyed with customers who showed up to practice their French.

Went to a reunion in Louisiana.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 1, 2019:

>The Old Testament is pre-Christian. Jesus didn't show up until the New Testament, that being mostly about him. Not entirely. A couple of the Old Testament books included defining which house the messiah would come from and other things to look for. Jesus failed on several of those descriptions, ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@twill "Sell your cloak and buy a sword." According to the Gospel of Luke (22:36, NIV) Mon, they must have had some expensive cloaks. ""Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send [or bring] peace, but a sword." Gospel of Mark. It doesn't mean "let the bloodshed begin."

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz >And a volunteer . . . . . . . and who was totally unrelated to John Wayne . . . . When you going to wrap this up with unrelated war stories about The Duke? Of course, there was also the story of W. C. Fields and his friends who all got roaring drunk, went down to the recruiting office and all got turned down. Not a dam thing to do with The Duke or anything else . . . . If we were sitting around the campfire swapping tales we'd all have burnt marshmallows by now.

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Does who started it matter?

Good News! The Adult Adventure is On!!!😈😈😈

Wildflower comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Wish I was there!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Charlene >.how did you get Pittsburgh from PTown? With skill and expertise. 😈😈😈

You can reason but it goes over their heads, as does subtle humour.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

## Just another excuse to use a common vulgarity.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@273kelvin >it started with Brexit One theory I like is the Irish back stop. It states North Ireland wants the euro so they can deal with Ireland.

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz >Name one sane war or even one started for sane reasons... Followed by "WHERE did I ever say that there was even just one?" Scroll up, dude.

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Unlike Steward, I was rejected the first time for being overweight. Not that it makes a jolly who ha either way on John Wayne. The big thing about Steward is he was a pilot, which were in short supply in the early days of WWII.

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz So your claim is that the Nazis were sane?.... **No** my little fluffy bunny. I said good luck **proving** the prime theory behind fascism is sane.

Maybe we should start a petition!

OldGoat43 comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Don't wash those tighty whiteys, they'll last much longer.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

I'd explain why you're wrong but I'd gross everyone out.

There's fire.

BBJong comments on Sep 6, 2019:

In 5 years you can do solar for your home , and you and your sweetheart can sell sell power -back to the greedy bas**ds. Yes and charge a little "line maintaince fee" lets start with $10 a kilawatt(😉) , for 2 months; then boost it- $35 a kilowatt,,,,hee heee to show WE DO MAINTAIN the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@BBJong The end game with home brew electricity is you get your electricity whole sale.

You can reason but it goes over their heads, as does subtle humour.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

## Just another excuse to use a common vulgarity.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@273kelvin > . . . . t the man is mostly responsible for the biggest constitutional catastrophe in hundreds of years. Don't forget his most common phrase is "Trust me." 😈😈😈

You can reason but it goes over their heads, as does subtle humour.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

## Just another excuse to use a common vulgarity.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@273kelvin The pound has plummeted from 1.6 Euros to parity. Didn't happen overnight.

There's fire.

Buddha comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Maybe you should go with solar panels

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Petter ...... and are still a gleam in the lab technician's eye! Sounds like the non-hydrogen emitting battery isn't here yet. Oh, pooh!

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Name one sane war or even one started for sane reasons... The Nazis were sinking US ships. Their allies, the Japanese, bombed Pearl Harbor. Under fascism, you are **suppose** to overthrow other countries either militarily or by imperialism. Good luck arguing that is a **sane** reason. If another government is trying to overthrow your government by killing your people, sounds like a sane reason to declare war.

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

Logician comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Once, a case of John Wayne brand toilet paper was sent to an Indian reservation. They thought that it would be a good form of revenge on The Duke for all of the Indians he was portrayed as killing in his movies, but they had to send it back! The reason why? Because it wouldn't take shit off no ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz When WWII broke out, Wayne was 34 and had four kids. QED, he was exempt from the draft. Instead, he went on war bond tours to raise money for the war effort. The war department said he was more valuable doing that than catching bullets on the front line. No bone spurs required.

Just asking.

Duchess comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Oh dude, you don't exist either

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Duchess I'm willing to share either the blame or honor with imaginary creatures. Now you nibble on this cookie while I tell you about the elves and the hollow tree.

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Wildflower comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Wish I was there!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 7, 2019:

@Charlene Pittsburgh? Maybe some high flouting location of urinal wonder and amazement?

There's fire.

Wangobango3 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

The only thing I don't have covered is refrigeration.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@BBJong Petunia likes me to put bottles of ice in her lunch bucket to keep the food from spoiling and so she can have something cold to drink in the middle of a torrid summer's day when it starts to melt.

There's fire.

BBJong comments on Sep 6, 2019:

In 5 years you can do solar for your home , and you and your sweetheart can sell sell power -back to the greedy bas**ds. Yes and charge a little "line maintaince fee" lets start with $10 a kilawatt(😉) , for 2 months; then boost it- $35 a kilowatt,,,,hee heee to show WE DO MAINTAIN the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

>In 5 years you can do solar for your home , and you and your sweetheart can sell sell power -back to the greedy bas**ds. Lovely theory. Reality is power companies don't want home owners to charge them the retail price of the electricity. They want home owners to charge a little less than their cost to sell it to them. They will get legislation for that if they haven't already done that in your state. > the power would stay down for7 or 10 days, Here next to the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains, our power doesn't go out that long. However, I have lived in Florida where the hurricanes would knock out the power to the typical residential user for more than a week. That's when generators make too much sense to power the AC, the fridge and the television.

You can reason but it goes over their heads, as does subtle humour.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

## Just another excuse to use a common vulgarity.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@273kelvin >you say that like its a bad thing It is a bad thing. One could be more descriptive instead of chanting something vulgar and offensive. >Trust me, I live here and can vouchsafe . . . I never trust anyone who starts their sentences with "trust me."

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Wildflower comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Wish I was there!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@Charlene Should I lavish the adverbs on tight neither regions squeezing heavily veined and thick pulsating man parts?

Crowds at Walmart

GEGR comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Always true .... And always a freak show .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

It's basically casual wear if fall cameo is casual.

Crowds at Walmart

SiouxcitySue comments on Sep 6, 2019:

That's not Walmart.Those people are mostly dressed. Normally.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

Looks more like Hieronymus Bosch's painting, i.e. *The Garden of Earthly Delights.*

Book em Dano

brentan comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I think that's really funny and not just because I'm drunk.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

Just had my first Tang screwdriver. I'll need a second one before it gets funny.

There's fire.

LeighShelton comments on Sep 6, 2019:

get a generator

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@LeighShelton Save us all Satan! We'un's in agreement.

There's fire.

LeighShelton comments on Sep 6, 2019:

get a generator

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@LeighShelton Generators should not be directly plugged into house wiring. Otherwise, when the electric company comes for repairs, the electricity runs back up the pole and fries them. What people normally do is pick out a few key appliances they want to work like freezers, refrigerators, water heaters, televisions, etc, they want working while the power is out. It doesn't make that much sense until it's likely the power will be out for days, possibly weeks.

So, I've had a very interesting morning.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

## Most exciting thing I had going on today was the transformer in the back yard exploded. (It's almost an yearly event). It's so common the power company got the electricity back on in 15 minutes. You took a shower while the building was on fire? Dude, I'd rather stink than get burned alive.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@Rignor Should my home catch on fire, the cat (Percy) will have to take care of himself.

There's fire.

Wangobango3 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

The only thing I don't have covered is refrigeration.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

I have 40 pounds of ice in the freezer which is in serious need of defrosting.

There's fire.

Petter comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I've had the same happen to me, life revolves around that bloody switch! Worse yet, we cook on gas. Unfortunately, the cooker has a self-igniting system ....... .... ...... .... that's right. It needs electric power!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@Petter I use a two fisted keyboard over the hunt'n'peck flip phone and with the power out, that's not an option. Amazingly in just the rest room alone, we've got two electric lanterns, five flash lights and two candles. When I whip out my awe inspiring wang of wonder I don't want to guess where to aim when I take a whiz. When the power is on, a person can do surgery in there. Somewhere in this fabled estate, we got at least a dozen flashlight in hiding with dead batteries. Every time we go camping, Petunia has get out the over kill camping gear and that includes battery powered lights and buying **more** supplies. We also have enough propane lights to . . . well, you can see where this is going.

There's fire.

LeighShelton comments on Sep 6, 2019:

get a generator

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

Have you looked into the price of a generator that's capable of powering everything in the house? Considering Duke Power had the electricity up and running in 15 minutes, it's not worth it. Ready Kilowatt and Katie Cord have a sinister cabal against the transformer in my back yard.

There's fire.

Our_existence comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Come on tRump.. . Bring it on,!! 💀💀💀💀💀

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

Trump pinata, down the hallway and to the left.

There's fire.

Buddha comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Maybe you should go with solar panels

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

A couple of decades ago when solar panels weren't affordable, the side gig was they required battery back up. The batteries tended to create hydrogen between recharges which leads to yet another problem of the exploding shed. Since then, they may have developed hydrogen free batteries but I'm not all that sure.

There's fire.

Petter comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I've had the same happen to me, life revolves around that bloody switch! Worse yet, we cook on gas. Unfortunately, the cooker has a self-igniting system ....... .... ...... .... that's right. It needs electric power!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

Unfortunately, the cooker has a self-igniting system ....... Whipping out the handy dandy foot long match . . ., .

Common sense isn't common; neither is friendly fire friendly. Freaking marketing gurus.

bobwjr comments on Sep 6, 2019:

No shit

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

Ex-Lax for you.

Common sense isn't common; neither is friendly fire friendly. Freaking marketing gurus.

IamNobody comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Damn, I don't have pupils neither common sense !!! 😂😂😂 Cheers Russell

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

At least I got ears and a nose.

Every lie is two lies; the lie we tell others and the lie we tell ourselves to justify ...

IamNobody comments on Sep 5, 2019:

"It's not a lie if you believe it"... George Costanza 😊

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@Marionville George was a clever fellow.

GANCH.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

## It's a word used when discussing misplaced oral sex. "Ganch: The stretch of skin between the anus and the testicles. See also 'chode' or 'grendela' --https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ganch Now aren't you ashamed you brought it up?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@Marionville Possibly because I've never visited either Scotland or Ireland and know the American version of the definition. It could also be I've been more intimate with kinkier women than thou. Now hustle the children out of the room before I start telling my jaw dropping tales.

GANCH.

Haemish1 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

A new one to me as well. I’ve got a bunch of old ganchers in the ceiling of my shop - I’m guessing they were meat hooks from its original use as a mercantile store.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@Haemish1 They put those meat hooks where? Ouch!

mumpsimus noun adherence to or persistence in an erroneous use of language, memorization, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

## Word of the week group strikes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@BoingoOingo42 They infected you. Honestly there's a word of the week web site.

Be grateful for the few members here who do their best to protect this site from such scammers.

Seeker3CO comments on Sep 5, 2019:

There is a lot of stroking each other going on lately. Did I miss something?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

We found the so soft skin lotion fountain. ;-)

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BitFlipper comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Oh, please tease us with some details. 😈😈😈

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@MrLizard What were you saying about your virtual character two posts ago?

My extended family and I made it to the last day of the State Fair in Pueblo.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:

## Any hash brownie stands?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@Carin Ewww . . . . .