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I'm really disappointed in a lot of people on this site.

indirect76 comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I don’t think atheist and agnostics are more intelligent than the religious.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 24, 2019:

Meh. We're more likely to spell things better, write longer responses and be better educated. Key word "likely."

Metonym: a thing or concept not called by its own name but by another word that is closely related ...

Marionville comments on Aug 24, 2019:

We use Westminster for our government in just the same way. Hoover instead of vacuum cleaner is another good example. It comes from the Greek metonymia (a change of name).

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 24, 2019:

We use Westminster . . . . . . . for the small town about ten miles up the street from me.

Metonym: a thing or concept not called by its own name but by another word that is closely related ...

Marionville comments on Aug 24, 2019:

We use Westminster for our government in just the same way. Hoover instead of vacuum cleaner is another good example. It comes from the Greek metonymia (a change of name).

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 24, 2019:

@AmelieMatisse Kleenex is another example Kleenex is a brand name for facial tissues. Off brand names of facial tissues won't call themselves Kleenex. Xerox is also a brand name.

Iron Man's request to Captain America

RobertMartin comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I think I'm gonna leave this one alone

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 24, 2019:

Oh, go on! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[yahoo.com] CNN hires fired FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe. Kudos in order!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 23, 2019:

## With McCabe's background, I expect CNN to expose more scandals than ever.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 23, 2019:

@St-Sinner >CNN would not report any good work done by Trump I'm grabbing my chest and staggering backward. Trump does **good** work?

[yahoo.com] CNN hires fired FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe. Kudos in order!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 23, 2019:

## With McCabe's background, I expect CNN to expose more scandals than ever.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 23, 2019:

@St-Sinner CNN has never been banned from Canada. Fox News has been banned from Canada. Fox News is not registered as a news corporation. CNN is registered as a news corporation. One way I determine if it's fake news is comparing news sources from each other. If it is way, way out there like Breitbart, it's a fake news organization. NY Time closely agrees with other news corporations.

I’d believe this to be a true quote from him if stated. 🤣

daylily comments on Aug 23, 2019:

The weird thing is, the things he actually does say are just as stupid. Comedians are almost out of business now and have had to turn to doing hard news...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 23, 2019:

@daylily Trump sued Colbert (unsuccessfully) early on. Colbert's monologues are almost entirely about Trump since then. Other late night comics have followed his lead, pointing out how absurd our orange baboon is. They provide a much needed gap ignored by most of broadcast news media.

I’d believe this to be a true quote from him if stated. 🤣

daylily comments on Aug 23, 2019:

The weird thing is, the things he actually does say are just as stupid. Comedians are almost out of business now and have had to turn to doing hard news...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 23, 2019:

The late night talk show hosts consider the Donald their richest source of material. What would Steven Colbert do without him?

All hail Joyce Butler.

Science-guy comments on Aug 22, 2019:

So there’s hope for me yet. Lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

Down at the rest home, they are penciling you in for the next gang bang.

Please let me know if you would say something in this situation.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Shut yer yap. If he pastor has convinced him it's a magical miracle his wife has been zapped by God and the little bastard is his by divine right, there won't be anything either of you will gain by doing the math and figuring out it's not legit. Let his or her relatives point out the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

@BlueWave God is testing your faith with this bogus test, son.

People.

TheDoubter comments on Aug 22, 2019:

you're losing me

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

When she started ranting about abolishing all government, she lost my attention. There's things that people need only governments can do. The people need a government trained military to defend them from other governments, riots and my last business partner. There's projects like street paving, providing potable water, sewers, ect, that an individual **will not do alone.**

Here it's the first day of school.

mischl comments on Aug 19, 2019:

"...they got to remind the general public." Because the general public is stupid beyond comprehension, and most should not be allowed to operator motor vehicles.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

@Carin You mean explain things like: How fast they can drive in furlongs per forthnight in a residential area? How bright, in lumens, their headlights have to be? Can you have ground effects over 250 candle power? How many blinks per minute do their turn signals need to be? How thin can their front tires get? What's the name of the guy who invented the electric starter? Define the universe and give six examples. Is the truck pictured below parked legally?

Falon Gong

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 22, 2019:

What a bunch of idiots these people are.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

**Wealthy** idiots, to be sure. It largely underscores that many people have fled reliable news sources for twisted conspiracy tall tale tellers.

I never cared too much for horror.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 22, 2019:

## An unlikely and baseless tale.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

@daylily We'll always have popular mythology, i.e. diet coke makes you lose weight and the trickle down theory.

Diaphanous dī-ˈa-fə-nəs adjective 1.

Charlene comments on Aug 22, 2019:

I'm pretty diaphanous after a few G&T's..😬

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

Gin and tonics?

Diaphanous dī-ˈa-fə-nəs adjective 1.

Marionville comments on Aug 22, 2019:

I like it ...it conjures up floaty see through negligees like I used to wear!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

In the past I've bought a few of those for my frequent amorous house guests. Master plan: make people who show up unannounced uncomfortable when she answers the door. The clueless hung around for the view.

Syllepsis (noun) 1 : the use of a word to modify or govern syntactically two or more words with ...

altschmerz comments on Aug 22, 2019:

The word I'd use to describe your sense of humor is recherché.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

Thank you. It's a master plan to find the intelligentsia on line. Typically I find geniuses that think "fuck you" is sheer brilliance and the rare intellectual who denies ever being near a book store.

I love the group profile photo. Ooooh Brother, where art thou?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Don't see any memes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

@SukiSue I prefer the scene where the chain gang tries to jump into a box car and asks if any of the crowd in the box car is a black smith.

Source: [literarydevices.

BoingoOingo42 comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Pretty fancy word for a 23 year old! Absolutely beyond expectations.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

Us doctors of astrophysics always whip out the large and cumbersome words, astonishing and confusing the masses in our wake. Not that I'd mislead anyone, young innocent that I am. 😇🧐😏😈

If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

"Come here Sally" -- Thomas Jefferson, slave owner after striking out with the lily white women.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

@Marionville It's simply a horrible sentiment and should be roundly ignored.

men·da·cious.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Definition of mendacious: given to or characterized by deception or falsehood or divergence from absolute truth mendacious tales of his adventures Source: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mendacious Sounds like me when I sign up for a social media site and have to fill out the long...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

@itsmedammit The facetiousness of it all! No hope at all.

OK, it's not technically a meme, but still worth a view for followers of UK politics and fans of ...

bookofmorons comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Looks a lot like Glutous Maximus

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

At least Biggus Dickus didn't spring to your mind.

If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

"Come here Sally" -- Thomas Jefferson, slave owner after striking out with the lily white women.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

@Marionville He was trying something different: interracial sex. I've yet to have title to a human being that included sexual rights and privileges, fathering a bunch children in the process. Not that I plan to because of all the wrong reasons. It would be different. These days in the US nobody impregnates slaves to increase the value of their estate. However, there are **still** parts of the world where that's possible. I'm not moving anywhere near those places as tempting as it sounds. Logically, he was following his own advice. There's nothing about ethnics in that quote.

I knew this would happen, Tweety has gone over the edge and now declared himself "The Chosen One".

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## In context, Trump has declared the people picked him (the "chosen one") to negotiate international agreements. It's clear he didn't mean he is divine.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

@Appleriver Whatever makes people happy. Hokey smokes! I'd rather say whatever floats your boat as long as it doesn't sink mine. Most profiles say they are here to meet their desired gender or genders. It'd floor my alleged wife if Ru Paul darkened our doorstep. 🤹🤹‍♀️🤹‍♂️

This Man is Missing a Heart, Courage and Brains! Oh My!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## Enlighten me: what's with the apples?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 22, 2019:

@Duchess Thanks. I have never **read** the *Wizard of Oz.* It maybe why I missed the angry apple tree.

I knew this would happen, Tweety has gone over the edge and now declared himself "The Chosen One".

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## In context, Trump has declared the people picked him (the "chosen one") to negotiate international agreements. It's clear he didn't mean he is divine.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@Appleriver There goes my "What, this is a dating site?" theory. Disclaimer: I'm one of the rare few that doesn't claim I'm open for dating.

I knew this would happen, Tweety has gone over the edge and now declared himself "The Chosen One".

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## In context, Trump has declared the people picked him (the "chosen one") to negotiate international agreements. It's clear he didn't mean he is divine.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@Appleriver Good luck in convincing fundamentalists what an awful book the Bible is.

Paradise or Oblivion - YouTube

Our_existence comments on Aug 21, 2019:

This warning is here, it is now... Don't say nobody told you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@Our_existence Thank you, you poor confused soul.

Paradise or Oblivion - YouTube

Our_existence comments on Aug 21, 2019:

This warning is here, it is now... Don't say nobody told you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@Our_existence What makes you think people listen to me?

I knew this would happen, Tweety has gone over the edge and now declared himself "The Chosen One".

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## In context, Trump has declared the people picked him (the "chosen one") to negotiate international agreements. It's clear he didn't mean he is divine.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@Appleriver Let's put it this way. I know it's what his cult Christians think he meant. Let's not put it that way. Instead let us say that because the prosperity cult of Christians who believe that wealth indicates favor from God see him as so favored that his word are holy. The irony lies in that Christ lived in poverty and taught the virtues of poverty.

Paradise or Oblivion - YouTube

Our_existence comments on Aug 21, 2019:

This warning is here, it is now... Don't say nobody told you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

Eighty years from now, I'll be dead. I won't be talking to anyone.

I knew this would happen, Tweety has gone over the edge and now declared himself "The Chosen One".

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## In context, Trump has declared the people picked him (the "chosen one") to negotiate international agreements. It's clear he didn't mean he is divine.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@Freedompath There is an old Jewish proverb "If I am not for myself, who will be for me?"

I knew this would happen, Tweety has gone over the edge and now declared himself "The Chosen One".

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## In context, Trump has declared the people picked him (the "chosen one") to negotiate international agreements. It's clear he didn't mean he is divine.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@Appleriver >I think that's exactly what he meant. My late father would have asked you "Do you think or do you know?"

I knew this would happen, Tweety has gone over the edge and now declared himself "The Chosen One".

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## In context, Trump has declared the people picked him (the "chosen one") to negotiate international agreements. It's clear he didn't mean he is divine.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@Freedompath What’s missing? The context in which he said it. That's why I provided the video.

One wonders if Trump would cancel a visit to China if he asked if he could purchase Hong Kong and ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Diplomats are a wee bit more diplomatic than that. 🕴️🕴️

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@Austin-Cambridge Now don't you start calling me Shirley. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Trump cancels Denmark trip after PM says Greenland isn't for sale

Charlene comments on Aug 21, 2019:

You know he was serious..he definitely believes Greenland is really green..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@Charlene It's been closed for a long time. During the Great Depression, they took chickens instead of cash for payment, hence the title of a movie *Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.* I was also wrong about chicken ranches in Nevada. They even have reviews on Yelp. https://www.yelp.com/questions/chicken-ranch-brothel-what-are-the-prices-for-the-ladies/O9ZGj_DHB5pSi08SktMmKQ We're not terribly knowledgeable about whore houses. There's too many willing women for me to need to rent one just for sex.

This Man is Missing a Heart, Courage and Brains! Oh My!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## Enlighten me: what's with the apples?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 I was under the misconception they in some way related to Trump but I can't make that link. Therefore I asked if anyone could explain the link. Come visit me and I'll send you away with a barrel of crab apples I don't want. Two barrels if you bring your own barrels.

No need to add funny pic, no need to generate anger but Trump just said at the press huddle that "He...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## In context, he said the people had picked him to (the chosen one) to negotiate with China on trade. See (at 2:40) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzlxrPC_E_U

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@altschmerz There's plenty of fake news to go around. 🤫🤫🙄

Trump cancels Denmark trip after PM says Greenland isn't for sale

Charlene comments on Aug 21, 2019:

You know he was serious..he definitely believes Greenland is really green..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@Charlene You are thinking of the Moon Light Bunny Ranch in Nevada instead. No fury animals involved. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMJ1PPjez44

Today I was presented the opportunity to travel to Cuba with a colleague for a cultural exchange ...

freeofgod comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Go. When you get older you will regret the things you did not do much more than the things you did.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

Some times I wonder about opportunities I passed on, like that one gal who flashed me in order to convince me I ought to have sex with her because her date dumped her.

Today I was presented the opportunity to travel to Cuba with a colleague for a cultural exchange ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

## . . . when would I ever have this opportunity again? For most of your life. For several years I've been studying vacationing there. In the worst times, an American (although illegally) could fly from Mexico to Cuba. Once off the plane, Cubans would refuse to stamp your passport. Now you ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@kjsgenie That shouldn't be one of the factors. The real factor is can I afford this trip **now?** You can afford it later as well. One day, you'll have money to go abroad and the time to go there. Just a question of can you afford it **now.** Group tours abroad are common. It's not like this will be the only one available for all time.

A bit like Jews for Hitler...

OldGoat43 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Some morons can actually dress themselves and are allowed to go to a rally where they can scream and jump around.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

Got to have something to keep them out cinder block beer bars. To me the top dumb thing that's been done in South Carolina (a heavy pro-Trump state) is allow concealed weapons in bars. Here. Have a war weapon of mass destruction, moron. We'un's gone get drunk with the liberals.

Trump cancels Denmark trip after PM says Greenland isn't for sale

Charlene comments on Aug 21, 2019:

You know he was serious..he definitely believes Greenland is really green..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

Once that mile thick ice sheet that covers 93% of the island melts, there is no telling what mineral riches will be found. I figure around 2050 they'll find it's mostly rock and Manhattan is underwater. Somebody in Greenland will try to start a chicken ranching.

Hi All!!! If anybody's interested, comment or hit me up.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 20, 2019:

## Wish I could join you. After my stroke, I have stop about every mile to keep my balance.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@godlessinal Back when I was in my late twenties, I was the fat asthmatic lumbering along in the mountains. Eight to ten miles a day was about average. I'd like to join you as well, partly because the section of the AT you've chosen is the part that was featured in the movie *A Hike In The Woods.* In the the movies, the two middle aged male hikers were promptly joined by the frisky 20 year old woman. She promptly started lecturing them about their inadequate tents. Could art imitate life? Pick up a gal on the trail. Report back. 😏👌

An unpleasant sounding word for unpleasant deeds.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 20, 2019:

## That wins the award for the most obscure and exhaustive definition ever offered in here.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@itsmedammit You've been mislead and hornswoggled.

Looks painful.

AlasBabylon comments on Aug 19, 2019:

What is that thing? :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@MST3K Your fantasies are violent and unrealistic.

Here it's the first day of school.

indirect76 comments on Aug 19, 2019:

It actually varies from state to state so it’s not a bad idea to remind folks.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@indirect76 Ohio allows this in both directions on a four lane road. Dam Yankees!

Here it's the first day of school.

azzow2 comments on Aug 19, 2019:

The bus says right on it stop when students are present. People don't read signs either.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@indirect76 >It’s understandable that some folks don’t know the laws given their difference from state to state. Because I've moved around, held driver's licenses in various states, I've gotten the impression traffic rules are about the same everywhere in the United States. In Texas, I cracked up when they started listing when pedestrians have the right of way. It suggested under certain conditions you could run over them. >I don’t think a public reminder is the end of the world. Public reminders say "We'un think you dumb rascals have the attention span of a gold fish." It annoys me because it doesn't align with my childhood theory of being surrounded with intelligent people. It doesn't suggest Armageddon is around the corner.

Off course everything in the past has it's ripples...

Puzzlement comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Try to explain that to religious people. As a Vietnam veteran I tell you...you must forget the ugly but remember why things happen and don't make the same mistake over. I can tell you this. There was no God anywhere around to help but people that would help were there. I believe in man. No an ...