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Antifa circa 1945
bobwjr comments on Aug 19, 2019:
Normandy invasion WWII fighting Nazi Germany
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:
Almost reasonable assumption. That could be any beach on the planet.
For the record:
ShadowAmicus comments on Aug 18, 2019:
a dog here, but applies to all animals
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:
@ShadowAmicus Because they carry disease, nobody intentionally eats cockroaches. I've watched too many food/cooking shows from obscure parts of the planet to be unaware that there are bugs and grubs which are considered good eats but **never** cockroaches. There is one tribe that hunts down large spiders in their fields that they roast and eat. This same tribe refuses to eat eggs because the eggs are too close to the bird's ass. Sometimes they eat bugs and grubs because that is what is available. "After three days [of starving] dog taste pretty good." -- Little Big Man.
I will be camping near Grandfather Mountain.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 19, 2019:
Electricity and hot running water are wonderful things.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:
@BufftonBeotch Grandfather Mountain is almost a mile high and chilly in August. Camping in the in the surrounding mountains it is always below 60F at night. It may venture into the lower 80's during the afternoon. Often it's in the 70's: great hiking weather until an afternoon rain squall arrives. I have used a solar powered hot water heater (largely a thick plastic bag that's left out in the sun with tube attachment for drain) and a cabana tent for showers. Some public campgrounds have shower stalls, a rare few with **hot** water. You can wash off old stinky but do wear shower shoes (flip flops will do) and bring that bar of soap you took from the last motel you visited. Public showers **never** provide soap. Some people resort to cat baths in camp ground rest rooms. It's been a poon's age since I spent the day at Grandfather Mountain. Along with nature lectures on raptors, they have a small zoo. Petunia gives their gift shop high marks but she was terrified at crossing their steel swinging bridge. Despite high winds near the summit, it only swings an inch or so. I crossed it. I wonder if Mildred the Bear is still there.
Good Morning All.
BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 18, 2019:
There is a reason moving is expensive. Unless your furniture is expensive it is better you just sell it and replace when you get there. Keep the important papers and the sentimental stuff you love. Ditch the detritus.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:
@BufftonBeotch Oh, I'd be generous enough to pay the first bill at Taco Belle. 🤑🌮🌮🌯🌯 I had made the unlikely assumption, once packed she'd be traveling alone. In a previous century, I struck a deal with a guy that after he paid for a fill up on my truck, we'd take the grand tour of all the strip joints in Pensacola once a month. Along with the fill up, he'd buy me **one** drink per strip joint. That was followed by him getting a bar bill and a gasping reply of "What the &%@$ did you order?" I was likely to say something like "Just a cup of coffee and a sniffer of Grand Marnier. Grand Marnier is distinctive orange cognac liqueur created in 1880 by a group of Scottish monks to honor Bonny Prince Charles. It's imported from a Scottish monastery. When bar coffee tastes like it's been sitting around since Thursday I need something to rinse out my mouth. Good stuff, mon." Next place, I might order a zombie. Drink two and the eyes glaze over. Since I could only order **one** drink, I figured might as well get the good stuff. Clyde had no idea what I was ordering. Oh, sure I'll have a rainbow pousse-cafe. It's an incredibly difficult to make cocktail with five types of liquor in it. BTW, a pousse-cafe is not where pussy cats have their coffee. Took Clyde aka the Wonderfog three years to figure out **none** of those strippers where going to hump him. I got so used to their dance routines while sitting ringside with Clyde, I'd start to yawn. It hurt their feelings while they spun the nipple tassels in opposite directions. I am such a jaded galoot these days. At least I've had some exceptionally good booze and lurid memories of dancing girls. Likewise, the jackboots I know who'd drop everything, load up a truck and go for a cross country trip with me would be ordering surf and turf at every restaurant and leaving a trail of beer cans behind them **as long as I was paying.**
Serious question: With all the pure evil, lies, greed, cult of personality, as the list goes on and ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:
## That assumes biblical accounts that claimed Jesus existed are correct.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:
@Our_existence When I joined this group, I was hoping to learn more about presidential chicanery. It's been a minor success. Most of the time it's either macho fantasy or calling the president or his followers names. Of course it doesn't hurt to collect a few memes while passing through.
Something tells me this Match .
Dancing comments on Aug 19, 2019:
Frequently love animal monster. 😂
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:
During the full moon, the transitional wolf bitches get some action. 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
Answers in Genesis . . . don't recall that chapter
Robecology comments on Aug 18, 2019:
If you're a true agnostic...it shouldn't baffle you.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:
@Robecology It's sobering and sad how many Americans are stuck in this naive POV. Not to me. We'un's crazy we is. When I was in 7th grade I had school dip shit pull a knife on me. Rather than let him debone me, I wrapped my jacket around my arm as a shield and took away his buck knife. Kicked his butt and went on to my next class. With students like that, I don't go to class reunions. Most of them didn't finish school. Dip shit registered a **complaint** I had his knife. I got sent to principal's office. He told me to give the knife back. I lied massively and said I threw it away. I didn't tell him I was keeping it just in case the dip ship came at me **again.** He was willing to give the guy another chance to kill me. That's when I realized what kind of turds ran the world.
Serious question: With all the pure evil, lies, greed, cult of personality, as the list goes on and ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:
## That assumes biblical accounts that claimed Jesus existed are correct.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:
@Our_existence I have a depressing and sobering faith in the effectiveness of the Secret Service to stop you from a quarter mile away. You're having a little macho fantasy for pumpkin smashing, like about half the group in here.
For the record:
ShadowAmicus comments on Aug 18, 2019:
a dog here, but applies to all animals
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:
@ShadowAmicus " . . . kiled and earen . . ." Uh, sure. Just passing around a bowl of cockroaches for snacks in the evening. Okay, I kill cockroaches because they are as ugly as the soul of a used car dealer. Especially the two inch long flying cockroaches. Has nothing to do with survival.
Just gonna set this here with a lot of hopeful emojis.
ArtzyNerd comments on Aug 17, 2019:
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WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:
@ArtzyNerd Ichiban can be a hard sale.
Good Morning All.
BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 18, 2019:
There is a reason moving is expensive. Unless your furniture is expensive it is better you just sell it and replace when you get there. Keep the important papers and the sentimental stuff you love. Ditch the detritus.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:
@BufftonBeotch Unless you actually expect a person to pay for their own food . . . I do expect that. There are variables. On long trips I pull off the side of the road to dine at a supermarket deli for under $5 or pack a sandwich for the mid-day meal. I come from a clan with deep pockets and short arms.
Thank You Internet!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:
## Your buffalo chicken lacks wings. It's more believable to say buffalo chicken wings originated in Buffalo, NY as a way to provide cheap bar snacks.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:
@scurry Just passing on my feeling of hung down, brung down.
Pet peeve time.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:
Pet peeve of mine is people who only post terse vulgar replies, leaving a trail of sterotypes behind them.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
@Davekp Once I tell you, they'll post a terse vulgar comment, producing a series of replies an administrator will delete.
For the record:
ShadowAmicus comments on Aug 18, 2019:
a dog here, but applies to all animals
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
@scurry I'm a little loose with that self defense thing. I'll kill cockroaches just because they're here.
Just want to run this by everyone.
glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2019:
right now when they only answer 3 questions before posting their first vague question, they stand out like a sore thumb, we will never get scammers to quit trying, so I'm happy when they are dumb. But making them work a little harder might discourage a few.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
@glennlab Oh, dear. I'm the guy who has the two word bio: "It's me!" Most of the biographical information is members leave is a disorganized ramble. Says they're an atheist, raised by penguins, shot the spouse, living with sex crazed panda . . . . yatta, yatta.
Serious question: With all the pure evil, lies, greed, cult of personality, as the list goes on and ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:
## That assumes biblical accounts that claimed Jesus existed are correct.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
@Our_existence I'd rather ponder the potential of a go fund me for assassins than theoretical extremes. .
For the record:
ShadowAmicus comments on Aug 18, 2019:
a dog here, but applies to all animals
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
@scurry I'm perfectly willing to club anything to death that wants to eat me.
Pet peeve time.
AmiSue comments on Aug 18, 2019:
I stopped subscribing to my local newspaper because of the amount of misspelled words! Drove me bonkers.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
In Milton, Florida, the local radio newscaster has a habit of reading the news, frequently peppering his show with "big word" when he can't pronounce it. If you use even the most stripped down word processor, it tells you when you have misspelled a word and gives you a suggestion how to spell it correctly. A newspaper with a ton of misspelling tells me they don't have an editor.
Trump is a cancer on our country. Does anyone know of an effective way to fight him?
TheDoubter comments on Aug 18, 2019:
tell a GOP Rep or Sen that it's time to wake up and see what is happening. if he/she is your rep tell him/her that you'll vote for the opponent -- and then do it. a politician's first order of business is to get reelected. second order of biz is to benefit self, colleagues and financial donors. ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
We're last place.
Good Morning All.
BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 18, 2019:
There is a reason moving is expensive. Unless your furniture is expensive it is better you just sell it and replace when you get there. Keep the important papers and the sentimental stuff you love. Ditch the detritus.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
@BufftonBeotch For 4 days of what I would consider the least time that is humanly tolerable of NY to AZ how much do you think hotel and food will be? Depends on what level of comfort you're aiming at. Pitching a tent and groceries gets it around $20 or less per day. How much gruel can you stand? A reasonably sane person would shoot for under $120 a day for a no tell motel and hot meals $20 a day. That means four hotel days ($480), four hot meals ($80) for a total of $560. Assuming you drive a 10 ton truck around 15 miles per gal, 500 miles a day at $2.50 a gallon (here it's $2.12 a gallon), you'd be spending $166 a day on just gasoline, or a total of $664 for four days. So a comfortable moving trip from ya to thar will hit her for total (food, $40; lodging, $480 and gasoline,$664) of about $1,200. I'm not including loading/unloading costs. Serious saving with a tent. ;-) Don't forget to visit my site "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group" for more details on the el cheapo option.
Never Trump ex-Republican: Why I'll vote for almost any 2020 Democrat
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## Watch like minded voters stay home and we'll get chaos in 2020.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
@LucyLoohoo My little pony is called Big Mac. 😈🤠🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🍔🍔🍔
Serious question: With all the pure evil, lies, greed, cult of personality, as the list goes on and ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:
## That assumes biblical accounts that claimed Jesus existed are correct.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
@Our_existence What the hecky durn is "love and goodness"? Nail it down to the floor for me.
Dating?
AnneWimsey comments on Aug 18, 2019:
You gotta kiss alot of frogs before you find your princess......
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
Do hoppy toads leave warts?
Dating?
Apunzelle comments on Aug 18, 2019:
Online dating is the bane of this century.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
Wasn't all that wonderful in the previous century. I remember signing on a dating site only to find mostly **fake** profiles or profiles that had been abandoned. Repeating themes included a desire to travel, "fiscal stable" and walking on the beach. Looking at the profiles in here, that's no longer common. Like today, they were almost all too far away to date. Gals I did find told me most of the selfies were guys in skimpy swim suits and were painfully blount (want to fuck?). That's no longer the rule in here.
Toilets designed to to attack users.
DenoPenno comments on Aug 18, 2019:
My Gawd! Now people are scared shitless that someone might have sex inside a toilet. Who thinks these things up? Can't they find something else to do?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
The mind reels. I've yet to stagger into a public toilet and hear someone having sex in the next stall. Golly Wally, how horny are those Welsh? Gee, fuckers get thee behind a bush and hump mightily. It sounds like somebody needed to pad the budget a little.
You had one job ...
Haemish1 comments on Aug 17, 2019:
I’m cracking up here- and it’s not just the gin!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
@Haemish1 location, location, location . . . .
Never Trump ex-Republican: Why I'll vote for almost any 2020 Democrat
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## Watch like minded voters stay home and we'll get chaos in 2020.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
@LucyLoohoo To be a curmudgeon, you'd have to be an old cranky man. T'ain't worth the sex change and arthritic joints.
Just gonna set this here with a lot of hopeful emojis.
ArtzyNerd comments on Aug 17, 2019:
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WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
@ArtzyNerd I had the cook's tour of the local farmer's market Saturday. The locals often surprise me with things not commonly found at the supermarket. This time they had baking figs, Thai basil and purple frilled basil. I also bought some sweet grape varieties I'd never seen before while Petunia ran amuck buying banana peppers, honey crisp apples and turned her nose up at the Japanese eggplants (Ichiban) I bought. Homemade pesto awaits!
You had one job ...
Haemish1 comments on Aug 17, 2019:
I’m cracking up here- and it’s not just the gin!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
Didn't offer me any gin? Sounds like an Italian university: what's a-matter you?
Getting ready for a singles group party tonight.
Haemish1 comments on Aug 17, 2019:
You know the old maxim - red and yellow catch a fellow :)
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:
@Cabsmom What's she's referring to is coral snake identification. "The coral snake rhyme varies from person to person, but the general premise is the same: Red touch black, safe for Jack. Red touches yellow, kills a fellow. The coral snake will have bands of red touching smaller bands of yellow." Source: http://www.wildlife-removal.com/snakecolorrhyme.html Then there's Free Wheeling Franklin pill identification, "Red touches yellow, feel mellow; red touches black, stay up all night."
Trump Just Sealed Soybean Farmers’ Fate [forbes.
bobwjr comments on Aug 17, 2019:
If they are smart will kick his ass out
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:
Mighty big "If" there fellah.
Do you believe
Our_existence comments on Aug 17, 2019:
I have a sudden urge to take a wicked piss
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:
Don't piss on the floor. Be hero and piss on the ceiling.
Just gonna set this here with a lot of hopeful emojis.
ArtzyNerd comments on Aug 17, 2019:
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WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:
Don't get confused. I just want you for your cooking. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤💔❣️💕💞💓💖💝
Has GPS ever done you wrong?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## My last GPS was 98% accurate. It'd always get me *within* a block of where I wanted to go and try to take me *two miles* past my home. Now we have **three** GPS devices and Petunia wants to argue with **all** of them. I defer all navigation to her and we gotten as far as 20 miles off course ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:
@BBJong Also PETUNIA is a distraction ,huh ,,,sweet wonderful loving distraction, huh I'm not sure about the "sweet" part. She calls me "mean old man" and I call her "grumpy old woman."
Platitude - a remark or statement, especially one with a moral content, that has been used too often...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:
I wonder if "Grinning like mule eating briars" qualifies. There are platitudes one hears **only** in Dixie, i.e. "meaner than a skillet full of snakes." There must be a word that defines "rat cheer." You never heard of "rat cheer"? It's not there, it's rat cheer. ;-)
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:
@altschmerz Be still my acid tongue.
Makes sense.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:
"D" is a name?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:
@EyesThatSmile Yep. We just don't talk enough about sex with the hip people to know any better. Less talk, more action doesn't get me off the hook.
Onomatopoeia The word onomatopoeia comes from the combination of two Greek words, onoma meaning ...
HippieChick58 comments on Aug 16, 2019:
I love that word!! It is so fun to say.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:
As a raunchy teenager I thought it meant something unspeakably perverted.
maya (Hindu) false or illusory reality Not associated with the American term "mayo" or ...
Marionville comments on Aug 16, 2019:
Is it used in the English language...quite a few have been incorporated into English...not sure I’ve heard this one though.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:
@LenHazell53 During its five year run, it won a few BMI TV and Film awards, a couple of Golden Globe awards, a People's Choice Award and a couple of TV Guide awards, Let's not count all the nominations. Critics, what do they know? On the other hand, Cosmos with Neil Degrass Tyson -- one season wonder, 30 years of Simpsons. Abandon all hope guessing what the public wants.
Absolutely not.
RobertMartin comments on Aug 16, 2019:
Skyline Chili apparently missed that double entendre.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:
Or they're kinkier than thou.
I love my cats...
SiouxcitySue comments on Aug 17, 2019:
Gimme that 20, I'm on my way to the dog store.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Cats instantly know what a litter box is. What gets them in trouble is confusing that with a freshly planted garden at the neighbors.
maya (Hindu) false or illusory reality Not associated with the American term "mayo" or ...
Marionville comments on Aug 16, 2019:
Is it used in the English language...quite a few have been incorporated into English...not sure I’ve heard this one though.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
@LenHazell53 >old English the creature of nightmare to which they give their name. Nightmare is right. Old English sounds too much like German to make much sense. A person needs some translation to get though: "He conquered al the regne of Femenye, That whylom was y-cleped Scithia; And weddede the quene Ipolita, And broghte hir hoom with him in his contree With muchel glorie and greet solempnitee, And eek hir yonge suster Emelye. And thus with victorie and with melodye Lete I this noble duk to Athenes ryde, And al his hoost, in armes, him bisyde." The knight's tale, Canterbury Tales. Let us now sing songs praising Spark's Notes.
Makes sense.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:
"D" is a name?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
@Tomfoolery33 Phew. Glad it isn't a sexual rating system.
maya (Hindu) false or illusory reality Not associated with the American term "mayo" or ...
Marionville comments on Aug 16, 2019:
Is it used in the English language...quite a few have been incorporated into English...not sure I’ve heard this one though.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
@Marionville Both karma and dharma are in English dictionaries. Karma is more commonly used than dharma, except for a guy named Greg. (There was a TV show called Dharma and Greg).
Never Trump ex-Republican: Why I'll vote for almost any 2020 Democrat
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## Watch like minded voters stay home and we'll get chaos in 2020.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
@LucyLoohoo You are a mislead idealist and I'm a curmudgeon.
maya (Hindu) false or illusory reality Not associated with the American term "mayo" or ...
Marionville comments on Aug 16, 2019:
Is it used in the English language...quite a few have been incorporated into English...not sure I’ve heard this one though.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
@Marionville I think we need to think about sticking to words that we actually can use in everyday parlance If we do, they won't be "uncommon words." As long as you've got "Rentier (ran tya) French: a person who lives from their investments or assets" you'll need to find someone who speaks French. If you're discussing Far East philosophical concepts, you'll be speaking Hindu soon enough. Don't you ever pop off to the pub and discuss karma and dharma? Woo hoo! You never heard of dharma? Must be an uncommon word.
Has GPS ever done you wrong?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## My last GPS was 98% accurate. It'd always get me *within* a block of where I wanted to go and try to take me *two miles* past my home. Now we have **three** GPS devices and Petunia wants to argue with **all** of them. I defer all navigation to her and we gotten as far as 20 miles off course ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
@CarolinaGirl60 People change. That's why I think marriage ought to be a two year renewable contract. My shortage of people who follow me explains why it hasn't happened.
It was wrong back then too
altschmerz comments on Aug 16, 2019:
I think it was commonplace in that day and age. Doesn't make it right though.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
Meh. For most of humanity an "early" death was a given. If you made it to 30, you were an old man. Sanitation wasn't known. Considering a high death rate, you got get the family going early and kill off a few women in child birth. Waiting until she was 18 wasn't practical. She might not live that long.
maya (Hindu) false or illusory reality Not associated with the American term "mayo" or ...
Marionville comments on Aug 16, 2019:
Is it used in the English language...quite a few have been incorporated into English...not sure I’ve heard this one though.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
Does it matter? In here I've seen Celtic and French words defined. Might as well add Hindu. Swahili could be next. Besides is there a word for this in English?
Now everybody break down and welcome Avocet to the group.
RoyMillar comments on Aug 16, 2019:
Welcome. If the sign was double sided. You may not be on the rocks now :-)
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
Let's give Avocet bourbon on the rocks and see what happens.
National Conspirer Headlines!
zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:
These would sell out in Alabama.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
About two years ago you couldn't keep them on the shelf in South Carolina. The SC native I married says every time SC comes up in the national news, she cringes. BTW, she's a democrat.
This sums up my bewilderment at the 38% pretty nicely...
Mofo1953 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Trumpers are inbred morons, that's why.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
@Mofo1953 >you still with this crap? You don't know? You got to ask? Sounds like the genius boy hit town. >Now bugger off! Yea, like I take orders from the likes of you. >Trumpers are inbred morons, that's why. Oh, sure. You looked at everyone's family tree that voted for Trump and made them take an IQ tests so you could date yourself with outdated terms. Additionally you imply all inbred people are morons. If you look at European royalty as well as other royal family, there's a whole lot of inbreeding going on. If you talk to horse breeders, most of their horses are inbred. You pawning yourself off as a bright guy next?
NOISOME.
AnonySchmoose comments on Aug 16, 2019:
The American president committed a noisome act by lying to Netanyahu that two Congresswomen hate Israel and Jews.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
@AnonySchmoose Is there guts'n'gore in your dreams?
I have heard this term used " He's/She's a tool" I think that it is ment as a derogatory statement.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:
A tool is only used when the owner needs it. The rest of the time it's ignored. I've yet to see anyone taking a set of box wrenches out for dinner. Now your everyday set of wrenches -- I've done that. One time, I took three to a drive in and had one guy try to put the moves on them.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
@Boxdoc Some of us have gotten hammered by drinking screw drivers.
Platitude - a remark or statement, especially one with a moral content, that has been used too often...
Hathacat comments on Aug 15, 2019:
"Out thoughts and prayers are with you!"
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
Out thought! Out dam thought! It's a typo that was getting a little gay.
Six of one half dozen of the other
Mofo1953 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Fuck them bitches!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
@mcgeo52 I said I wanted Mofo to do it. I'm not fond of him so I didn't mention the condoms but I did mention the denture grip for lube. Think he noticed the hidden hostility?
I trust U all are sitting down.
Our_existence comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Seriously? This is a joke, isn't it?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
Harry Truman tried to do it first. The Danes wouldn't sell it to him either. There was an attempt to buy it in the 19th century as well. Thar be industrial weirdness afoot.
Has GPS ever done you wrong?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## My last GPS was 98% accurate. It'd always get me *within* a block of where I wanted to go and try to take me *two miles* past my home. Now we have **three** GPS devices and Petunia wants to argue with **all** of them. I defer all navigation to her and we gotten as far as 20 miles off course ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
@CarolinaGirl60 How many eons ago was that?
NOISOME.
AnonySchmoose comments on Aug 16, 2019:
The American president committed a noisome act by lying to Netanyahu that two Congresswomen hate Israel and Jews.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
@AnonySchmoose I'd be happier if he was out of office. "Out of commission" suggest assassination. I've can't get an answer about is it legal to start a go fund me page for the legal defense for his **future** assassin. Step right up! Your lawyers fees have been paid. Would that be an accessory before the fact?
This sums up my bewilderment at the 38% pretty nicely...
Mofo1953 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Trumpers are inbred morons, that's why.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:
@MrLink he only figure here is my use of 38% . . . Mofo says refers to it, saying that **all** 38% of Trump voters are inbred morons. The actual number of Trump supporters vary but never exceeding 50 percent. He seems to like that phrase "inbred morons" so much he refuses to mention the cut off point where the morons aren't inbred. He won't say where the cut off for IQs on morons is either. He's our moron expert. Does he seek them out and trace their family tree? I'm putting on the hip boots because the bullshit level is rising.
Never Trump ex-Republican: Why I'll vote for almost any 2020 Democrat
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## Watch like minded voters stay home and we'll get chaos in 2020.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
@LucyLoohoo My theories on America are too grim and dismal to be hopeful.
Please let me know if you would say something in this situation.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## Shut yer yap. If he pastor has convinced him it's a magical miracle his wife has been zapped by God and the little bastard is his by divine right, there won't be anything either of you will gain by doing the math and figuring out it's not legit. Let his or her relatives point out the ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
@noworry28 Oh, there's a way. You haven't met enough people yet. I regret you never met my old drinking buddy, Clyde d'Wonderfog. For one, he bought the drinks. "I'm surrounded by idiots!" -- Dr. Evil.
Never Trump ex-Republican: Why I'll vote for almost any 2020 Democrat
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## Watch like minded voters stay home and we'll get chaos in 2020.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
@LucyLoohoo Only time will tell.
Six of one half dozen of the other
Mofo1953 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Fuck them bitches!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
@silverotter11 Just rustling up business for CutieBeaty's site for soft core porno. She's kicked me off **twice.** The last time was for posting a fully dressed, broom riding witch with generous cleavage. I think she got "witch" confused with "bitch" I protested that Wicca groups are always feminists groups that don't like the word "bitch" either. My protest was promptly ignored and I have done very well without contributing to her lame group. Arg, more loose ass fucking for the Trump administration with PICTURES this time.
This sums up my bewilderment at the 38% pretty nicely...
Mofo1953 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Trumpers are inbred morons, that's why.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
@MrLink He's edited his previous responses. He even added the word "hyperbole" in one of them.
Now I'm that guy.
St-Sinner comments on Aug 15, 2019:
The kids are really adorable. But it is still beyond me why we put family, especially children on display on social media, at work etc. I have seen politicians keep displaying families on stage at rallies and elsewhere at every chance they get. Isn't family and faith private? Please help me ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
It's their way of saying they've got a working crotch. Oh joy!
This sums up my bewilderment at the 38% pretty nicely...
Mofo1953 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Trumpers are inbred morons, that's why.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
@Mofo1953 Apparently you're walking off with that award and you're welcome to it. If you're citing invalid figures you can't back up, you need that award.
Six of one half dozen of the other
Mofo1953 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Fuck them bitches!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
I wouldn't do that with your powerful, dangling dong that pops into action as a pulsating, purple penis. Nobody knows what kind of whores they've fucked. When you get ready, here's your sheet of sandpaper. You ought to get the crust off of their butts first. After that use this bottle on Denture Grip for lube. Their asses might be a little loose for you. Post the results on CutieBeauty's site, Classy Sexy Pictures. Tell her I sent you.
How Devin Nunes turned Twitter parody accounts into a political 'weapon' — against himself ...
TheDoubter comments on Aug 15, 2019:
i'lll take a look
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
Hey, they removed the naked dancing women ;-)
This sums up my bewilderment at the 38% pretty nicely...
Mofo1953 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Trumpers are inbred morons, that's why.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
@Mofo1953 You're the one with all those fancy Dan figures. It's on par with "here's a true story we just made up." Therefore my non-literal take is you didn't know what to say so you made up nonsense to prove how little you know. It's a point I didn't want to take. Stuff happens. Shall we up the game instead of snarling at each other?
Watch out for that first step...
daylily comments on Aug 15, 2019:
That porch also doubles a pool!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
That'll make the shocks sag. A 50 gallon barrel of water weighs ~400 pounds. Can't even venture a guess on how much water it'd take to fill up the bed of a pick'em'up truck.
Watch out for that first step...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## What's he got piled up on top of the truck's roof?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
@mistymoon77 One of them looks like a spray bottle. One of them looks a sponge. The third(?) I can't make a guess. Possibly he's cleaning the roof of the cab.
Whatever works.
daylily comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Hey, I think it's great!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
@daylily Here's out it plays out for me: 1) Cell phone back up battery: $5. Good for three re-charges. 2) The solar panel I use to re-charge a dying car battery during the day: $27. It produces a trickle current just like the one on the guy's head. As a rule, I re-charge the cell phone at home but I take the battery back up in case I forget. I keep wondering what the life span is on either device. BTW, I recently bought a solar powered bug zapper replacement. The old one lasted two years, possibly burning out because it got rained on.
Is it okay to pretend to love someone if you're up front about it?
TomMcGiverin comments on Aug 14, 2019:
Reminds me of the Clintons sham of a marriage a bit. Could never believe that Hillary actually forgave and still loved Bill after all the humiliation he put her thru. No doubt she stayed married to him and they both faked their continued marriage all for her political ambition and their shared ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
@jorj Once you are on the Forbes list, you can lose 90% of your wealth and still fly first class daily. For most of the ultra wealthy the money is a game. It's lost most of its importance except to use it for social change and public relations.
Whatever works.
daylily comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Hey, I think it's great!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
I prefer to carry a rechargeable battery back up. It doesn't look as silly as that guy.
Is it okay to pretend to love someone if you're up front about it?
TomMcGiverin comments on Aug 14, 2019:
Reminds me of the Clintons sham of a marriage a bit. Could never believe that Hillary actually forgave and still loved Bill after all the humiliation he put her thru. No doubt she stayed married to him and they both faked their continued marriage all for her political ambition and their shared ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
@TomMcGiverin She stays with him because Trump insists on pre-nups and is willing to play arm candy even if she won't hold his hand.
This sums up my bewilderment at the 38% pretty nicely...
bobwjr comments on Aug 15, 2019:
No shit
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
Your most common and predictable comment. Got a macro for that?
This sums up my bewilderment at the 38% pretty nicely...
Mofo1953 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
Trumpers are inbred morons, that's why.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
So you're saying 38% of the population have been getting knocked up by their parents? Where'd you come up with that? At what point on the IQ scale do you consider a person a moron? The word "moron" has been dumped by the psychiatric community about 80 years ago.
This sums up my bewilderment at the 38% pretty nicely...
Freedompath comments on Aug 15, 2019:
...I knew better, but I find it hard to excuse all the American citizens, that ignorantly voted us into this mess...and even now they refuse to see the writing on the wall...the clear evidence of our possible demise!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
They aren't wall watchers.
This sums up my bewilderment at the 38% pretty nicely...
Killtheskyfairy comments on Aug 14, 2019:
It certainly doesn’t pass the common sense test.🤯
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
Common sense isn't common. Friendly fire isn't friendly.
Just have to wait until Petunia gets home.
FrayedBear comments on Aug 15, 2019:
LMAO. Are you waiting wearing the black fishnets, 6" heels, and maid's outfit ready and waiting with the feather duster for tickling her sensitive parts?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
"Darling, I was born for flats." == Harvey Fienstein, wildly successful gay author.
Not enough of this in the world today.....
bobwjr comments on Aug 15, 2019:
No shit
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 15, 2019:
You'n's got a depressingly dependable response as if you're in serious need of Ex-lax.
Everything is Australia is trying to kill you
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
## A slight hyperbole? When it comes to a region where **more** things will kill you, try the Amazon basin. It's hard to forget one explorer who went into the tributaries in a canoe every year. Each year his bug bites added at least eight more file folders in the hospital's files. It was a ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
@OldMetalHead The jungle girl is 21.
2 White Russians
Charlene comments on Aug 14, 2019:
I'll take the former please..
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
Designed by the Big Lebowski (the Dude abides)
Getting old sucks
EyesThatSmile comments on Aug 14, 2019:
I think he needs to get out of bed earlier!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
Be still my acid tongue.
No, no WAIT! It's a bolder.
Babyoda comments on Aug 14, 2019:
Boulder is not spelt bolder.Just had to argue about something.lol
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
@actofdog Frenchmen tell me you haven't got that language right **either.** I'll take their word for it because I can't handle conversational French.
No, no WAIT! It's a bolder.
Babyoda comments on Aug 14, 2019:
Boulder is not spelt bolder.Just had to argue about something.lol
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
So'kay. Dam this mid-day sobriety. . BTW Spelt is a type of grain that is strongly related to wheat. Its scientific name is Triticum spelta Just to make things **more** complicated one web site adds: ". . . you should say "spelled" in US English and you can use both "spelt" and "spelled" in UK/Australian English. Spelled vs spelt: In American English, spelt primarily refers to the hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe, and the verb spell makes spelled in the past tense and as a past participle" Dam the past participle! Full speed ahead.
Everything is Australia is trying to kill you
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
## A slight hyperbole? When it comes to a region where **more** things will kill you, try the Amazon basin. It's hard to forget one explorer who went into the tributaries in a canoe every year. Each year his bug bites added at least eight more file folders in the hospital's files. It was a ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
@OldMetalHead He even dangled his children a little too close to the crocodiles. Here in the states we have alligator farms. The ranchers go out into the wilds and bring them back, primarily for the hides. They have to release the female alligator. The only way to sexually identify an alligator is to jam your hand **inside** a slit and feel the little darling up. You can tell an alligator sexer by the bite marks. They throw the sexer inside a tank with other alligators to make the job even more fun. If Bindi Irvin ever gets hard up for a job . . . . .
Worse menu selection ever.
altschmerz comments on Aug 14, 2019:
What restaurant is that?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
What you plan to order?
Everything is Australia is trying to kill you
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
## A slight hyperbole? When it comes to a region where **more** things will kill you, try the Amazon basin. It's hard to forget one explorer who went into the tributaries in a canoe every year. Each year his bug bites added at least eight more file folders in the hospital's files. It was a ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
@OldMetalHead It was once native to mainland Australia. Now it's an endangered specie that also lives in a conservation center on east-coast Maria Island. It's hard for me to forget one nature show where the guy picked one up and was two points shy of snuggling with it. It's the same guy who's last words were "These sting rays never back up."
Alien Abductions?
brentan comments on Aug 14, 2019:
I'm bored. I would volunteer.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
Send me a post card.
For all the introverts here (I’m not one).
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
## That makes me wonder how to classify Petunia. She stays quiet around strangers until she hears me talking them. After that, she wants to hijack the conversation.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
@UUNJ A per-existing introvert and transitional extrovert? Could we walk away from just crazy?
Everything is Australia is trying to kill you
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
## A slight hyperbole? When it comes to a region where **more** things will kill you, try the Amazon basin. It's hard to forget one explorer who went into the tributaries in a canoe every year. Each year his bug bites added at least eight more file folders in the hospital's files. It was a ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
@OldMetalHead Does anyone ever give a belly rub to a Tasmanian devil?
Shinning Rock aka Looking Glass. It's been known reflecting light.
St-Sinner comments on Jul 31, 2019:
where is this at?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
@St-Sinner I thought the $25 coupon was good deal as well.
Shinning Rock aka Looking Glass. It's been known reflecting light.
St-Sinner comments on Jul 31, 2019:
where is this at?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
For two weekends I've been trying to go swimming at Looking Glass Falls in the North Carolina Mountains. One weekend it was an "emergency" covered dish birthday party for an Aunt. The next weekend we didn't go because Petunia had a $25 coupon for Cracker Barrel in Anderson, SC. Here's a video that will tell you more about the falls: https://www.hdcarolina.com/episode/looking-glass-falls Here's what the falls look like
Cereology sounds like the study one does in the morning in the pantry over what kind of cereal to ...
AmelieMatisse comments on Aug 14, 2019:
But that makes total sense because in mythology Ceres is the goddess of grains - hence the word for cereal but I like your assessment.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
@AmelieMatisse No fair. I asked you. That means I don't know; why ask me?
Would you as an agnostic or atheist marry a Christian?
Apunzelle comments on Aug 13, 2019:
I don’t want to get married. But as far as having a meaningful relationship, yes, if we were very compatible in other ways and religion weren’t super important to them. I’m a liberal and have dated conservatives. I’m a vegetarian and date meat eaters. It’s all about respecting each ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
@Apunzelle I’m not sure what that means? Between marriages, I had affairs. Took me a decade to establish the state of "If this is Thursday, this must be Susan." During that time, I didn't want to get married. Big deal for me was the old song "Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?" It took serious hunting before I married again. More than a decade of rotating multiple affairs. Who says research can't be fun? >I don’t do “affairs,” let alone “multiple rotating” ones. Until you mentioned it, I had no idea what your domestic situation was. I was making a general observation not directly connected to you.
Cereology sounds like the study one does in the morning in the pantry over what kind of cereal to ...
AmelieMatisse comments on Aug 14, 2019:
But that makes total sense because in mythology Ceres is the goddess of grains - hence the word for cereal but I like your assessment.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
Who's the goddess of circles?
Instead of having a wall.
Rudy1962 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
Hell, I heard the wall would cost 20billion
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
Trump can't decide what **kind** of wall he wants. Forty feet high concrete wall or a five foot tall electrified barb wire wall? Additionally, he doesn't say how far that wall will extend. There are places on the border where nobody wants to cross -- too much desert and mountains. Those crossing the border illegally want a spot where they can find a bus stop or something resembling civilization rather than desert mountain climbing. Going to build a wall there? Estimates for the wall are all over the place. There is no leadership on the project.
Trump says he 'couldn't care less' that being president is 'costing me from $3 to $5 billion' ...
bobwjr comments on Aug 14, 2019:
Bullshit
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
@bobwjr Watch your step in the cow pasture.
Does anyone here think Jeffrey Epstein wasn't murdered?
daylily comments on Aug 14, 2019:
I tend to agree with Cutiebeauty. C'mon, a high profile inmate in a federal prison and no cameras watching him??!! Yeah, right.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 14, 2019:
@daylily >. . . . and the bombardment of theories. It was our pesky shape shifting lizard overlords, I tell 'ya!

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