Hot hot hot! There's gonna be a four day heat wave in NYC and much of the surrounding areas, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I'm used to extreme heat. I try not to roll my eyes when people start talking about the 90s. Ever put on a full protection beekeeper suit in August in Florida and do serious lifting and manual labor? Worked on a roof top in July? How 'bout a steam powered skullery eight degrees south of the equator ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

@JasonTomerlin2 You remind me of the roofers in Florida. Those were guys who brought five gallons of ice water to work, drank it all and at the end of the day wondered why they hadn't felt the need to pee.

Let's make today a national therapy day.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I'm more worried about Trump's base of supporters than I am about Trump.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

@Our_existence What makes you think his base will be listening to me regardless of my volume?

NEFARIOUS.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I know this word very well.... Unfortunately 😓

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

@Marionville >I’ve already explained to you before I do not use websites So, what's this thing you're posting on?

Hot hot hot! There's gonna be a four day heat wave in NYC and much of the surrounding areas, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I'm used to extreme heat. I try not to roll my eyes when people start talking about the 90s. Ever put on a full protection beekeeper suit in August in Florida and do serious lifting and manual labor? Worked on a roof top in July? How 'bout a steam powered skullery eight degrees south of the equator ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty >I basically made this post out of concern for the older members of the community here. Both Petunia and I are card carrying members of AARP (American Association of Retired People). It's July. It's hot. **Whoa!** what a news flash! July happens every year and it has always been thus.

NEFARIOUS.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I know this word very well.... Unfortunately 😓

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

@Marionville > I obviously knew it already or I couldn’t have posted it . . . . Word a day often provides people with words they **don't know.** Likewise visiting websites that define uncommon words can provide posters with words they otherwise don't know. It's not as obvious as you think. >Cutie also knows it because she says so. I am a wee bit skeptical when I hear from callipygean nymphets about how much they know.

scallywag (also spelled scalwag) noun.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I often associate a negative connotation with this word... But it doesn't sound negative by the definition here...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

Reprobate isn't a positive thing unless you're a criminal defense lawyer.

Less is worse! Trump! Tasteless, thoughtless, hapless, ruthless, heartless, brainless, chinless ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Ball less.. He's a eunuch!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

He's too horny a pedophile to be a eunuch. Stormy Daniels, who seen her share of dicks, says he's hung like a peanut.

NEFARIOUS.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I know this word very well.... Unfortunately 😓

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

@Marionville If we know it well, does that make it an uncommon word or proof our vocabulary is larger than most?

I need an anti-Trump hat or something.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Good idea... The slogan needs to be shorter though... 😋

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

Eight words or less for a bumper sticker. Longer than eight words snaps attention spans. Therefore I've been righteously accused of leaving a sea of broken attention in my wake. We'un's a nation of stupid.

Are we, (The US,) engaged in a great civil war?

Namaste comments on Jul 18, 2019:

First, I hate the term civil war as there is nothing remotely civil about war. But I understand the question. There is definitely a huge rift in our country...there are those that believe in the party and those that believe in the constitution. The only way to fight this is to be The change. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

>Become involved with politics, talk to people, ask them questions, ask them why they believe the way they do. That pisses them off. You see the Internet discussion groups divide up between those who have a set of opinions that they all agree on. Woe be to those who disagree with that group.

This post is about the funeral service.

Namaste comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I do not find religion or religious ceremonies creepy. We all need to believe in something. No creepy is communion and the whole body and blood thing.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

@kodimerlyn >Why do we all need to believe in something? When asked, W.C. Fields replied "I believe I'll have another beer."

Looking into a building.

Livinlife comments on Jul 17, 2019:

I have so many questions, yet I'm afraid to ask them

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

Why it's a true story I just made up.

Put two hours on the meter; take a nap.

Livinlife comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Im game

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

Wooo hoooo! I should know you.

Failed swimming party.

Babyoda comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Is that a db?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

@actofdog It's Aquaman on a bender.

Barbie's new special feature

jenandjuice1111 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Ha! Call me Barbie!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

"(CBS) For generations of young women, Barbie has been larger than life. But when Galia Slayen, a Hamilton College student who once battled an eating disorder, tried to make an actual life-size Barbie, she was shocked at the result - a freakish woman with pencil-thin legs, breasts that threatened to topple her over, and a body mass index (BMI) that would put her squarely in the anorexia camp. "If Barbie were an actual woman, she would be 5'9" tall, have a 39" bust, an 18" waist, 33" hips and a size 3 shoe," Slayen wrote in the Huffington Post. "She likely would not menstruate... she'd have to walk on all fours due to her proportions." Slayen estimates Barbie would weigh 110 pounds and have a BMI of 16.24. She based her numbers on the book "Body Wars" by Dr. Margo Maine, and readily admits the doll's head, hands and some other features are not to scale." source: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/life-size-barbies-shocking-dimensions-photo-would-she-be-anorexic/

Are you voting?

Lauraleigh39 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Omg please fucking vote

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

@Lauraleigh39 "They"? Mysterious strangers will bribe me? Oh boy, oh boy!

Failed swimming party.

Babyoda comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Is that a db?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

db = digga boo? Well, how's it by you?

A Little baby lizard found his way into my house.

CarolinaGirl60 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Plus they eat bugs!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 18, 2019:

Plus they leave tiny little lizard pills.

Drop a date you'll never forget.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Petunia set up our America on Line accounts (AOL). As my password, she included the date we got married. Every time I check on my private e-mail, I have to type in that date. After typing it in 10,000 times there is no way I'm going to forget that date. It was also the date I got my second ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@FrayedBear We split up the expenses. The bliss last way longer than a college graduation.

Don't let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real...

mischl comments on Jul 17, 2019:

...and not just magic beans, but Arabica magic beans.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@mischl If you go to the right coffee shop, they'll sell you beans from almost anywhere. I used to claim I get all my beans from the leeward side of the isle of Kona picked by dusky topless maidens.

Good Morning All.

Robecology comments on Jul 17, 2019:

No-one person...but I do call "apple" they're very good for customer service.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@Robecology When I clicked on your "justanswer.com" a help screen popped up for Acer. It offered a chat with an Acer tech.

My shower glove...says fuck Trump!

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Everyone says fuck Trump... Let me say this loud and clear... I will not fuck Trump... So there ..😋

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty>Meaning? I'd explain it but I'm all out of puppets and crayons. 🤭🤫😝

Ever found love and got into a relationship with someone they met on agnostic?

MsAl comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Not a huge group of locals on here in my area and I'm not available for long distance complications so no not really. Plus I'm super socially awkward so I usually panic and ignore private messages so there's that.. I have heard of it happening.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

I should have written their names down but I recall three couples who got married thanks to this web site. About everybody else keeps find the love lorn to far too far away to meet.

Ever found love and got into a relationship with someone they met on agnostic?

MrChange comments on Jul 17, 2019:

I would love to but it's hard here in Florida.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

I used to live in Florida and had two affairs thanks to the Internet. It's hard to forget one woman who said she decided on me because of my picture. "You," she explained, "where the only one with all your clothes on. You even had a **hat.**" The hat gets 'em every time.

Are you voting?

Lauraleigh39 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Omg please fucking vote

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

I'd vote if you darken my doorstep. You don't have to come inside or Petunia will run you off with a broom. I'm easily bribed. I figure voting only gives me a sense of moral superiority when the local idiots vote overwhelming against me.

Are you voting?

freedom41 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Yes, I plan to. I want that racist bastard out of there and into a jail cell for 10 to 20.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

Burned at the stake comes to mind.

Nothing is too hot for this scary tactic

Zoohome comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Where is the green emoji again? 🤢

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Just for you. Don't share 'em. They'll get popular and then it's hard to get anybody to clean 'em up.

Nothing is too hot for this scary tactic

freedom41 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Admin. please, please bring back the nausea button.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

Here. Have some extras I just have hanging around. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Don't let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real...

mischl comments on Jul 17, 2019:

...and not just magic beans, but Arabica magic beans.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@mischl Try getting the brutal beans from Kenya and report back.

My shower glove...says fuck Trump!

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Everyone says fuck Trump... Let me say this loud and clear... I will not fuck Trump... So there ..😋

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

I have it on good authority: he's not disappointed.

Yessssssss! Now please! [nbcnews.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 17, 2019:

No vote was taken Tuesday.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@Mofo1953 Another source said it maybe Friday before a vote is taken on it. Gives everyone time to e-mail their congressional representative to say "vote **yes.**"

Don't let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real...

mischl comments on Jul 17, 2019:

...and not just magic beans, but Arabica magic beans.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

When I swig down eight ounces of espresso, I explain it as "can't cut loose until I've had my juice."

Name your US reps and what they do for you/your district

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Jeff Duncan (R) is doing an exceptionally bad job of representing me. Here's what Wikipedia says about him. Duncan is pro-life.[37] He has cosponsored legislation to ban late-term abortions, to remove federal funding from abortion providers like Planned Parenthood,[38] and to protect conscience ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@Namaste There is no end to the honors for former SC Sen. James Strom Thurmond.

Drop a date you'll never forget.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Petunia set up our America on Line accounts (AOL). As my password, she included the date we got married. Every time I check on my private e-mail, I have to type in that date. After typing it in 10,000 times there is no way I'm going to forget that date. It was also the date I got my second ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@FrayedBear I haven't been married for 30 years. Graduation services are largely listen to a lecture, hear your name called, walk up on a stage for eight seconds, get a handshake and a diploma, sit back down, watch everyone else get their diploma and wander away. Marriage ceremony means longer time people looking at you while you take an oath, followed by a party that centers around a woman you'll be having sex with tonight. Later, travel to romantic places and have **more** sex. I ran away to Key Largo for three days of bliss so good, the resort was selling the mattresses. The Key Largo comes with its own song. See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru2tsT32pHA

Drop a date you'll never forget.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Petunia set up our America on Line accounts (AOL). As my password, she included the date we got married. Every time I check on my private e-mail, I have to type in that date. After typing it in 10,000 times there is no way I'm going to forget that date. It was also the date I got my second ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@FrayedBear Saved money on renting a graduation gown and a silly hat. Got a snow flurry when I got married.

Is religion the same as government?

Storm1752 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

In what was is religion the same as government? I see no similarity whatsoever. A religion can BE a government...that's a theocracy. The U.S. is very close to having one. But that's only because many more religious people VOTE.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@Storm1752 >Men are evil little demon-lovers! REPENT!" I think they're pushing more for the women to be the demon lover but meh, same idea, different nit. The "end time" they're more serious about is the individual's end of life and why they should dodge going to hell. Somehow I've missed the evangelicals **all** denying climate change.

But he REALLY needs to know where he left his keys.

escapetypist comments on Jul 16, 2019:

You won't believe what happens next

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

He grabs her by the pussy and brags about it. I'd believe that.

Since I am a moon lover - just call me Luna, here are some words to celebrate today's partial lunar ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

It's been many nodical months since I went fishing.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@AmelieMatisse >This is how silly our man made calendar has been constructed. As long as it is accurate, it doesn't matter if there's 38 months to a year.

My squirrel and alligators are on meth so they will attack the cops. [nbcnews.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Shouldn`t the gator be very skinny with bugged-out eyes?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

At least they won't be **hungry** alligators.

My squirrel and alligators are on meth so they will attack the cops. [nbcnews.com]

freeofgod comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Can you sic them both on Drumpf? Please.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

They aren't paying attention.

Is religion the same as government?

Storm1752 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

In what was is religion the same as government? I see no similarity whatsoever. A religion can BE a government...that's a theocracy. The U.S. is very close to having one. But that's only because many more religious people VOTE.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@Storm1752 What does an exact date have to do with it? Everything. First the world will end, maybe in 600 eons from now some wandering planet size hunk of space rock will hit it and smash it into dust. Feel any urgency to change your life? Now you think in it'll end next Thursday, you **might** do something, like hand most of the bank account over to the guy who tipped you off. A sense of urgency is a common ploy in sales. Act now! Limited supply! Sales end next Thursday, just before the earth ends! It's one of top ways they get people to buy stuff.

36 THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES 1) During all police investigations, it will be...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

With the exception of the *Incredibles* all superheros are fabulous costume designers who design, make and repair their own uniforms. I'm a big fan of Edna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68ndaZSKa8

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@TheoryNumber3 **No capes!**

An Interesting News on NPR Zero Carbon Emissions by 2050 Maersk — the world's largest ...

Flyingsaucesir comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Part of the answer may be wind power...a reprise of the venerable sailing ship. And part will probably be biofuels. It's nice that they are at least talking about zero carbon emissions, but 2050 is not soon enough to avoid catastrophic climate change. We have to get to net zero emissions by 2030.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 16, 2019:

>..a reprise of the venerable sailing ship. One stuck in the doldrums. It's rare to find a modern sailing ship without a motor.

36 THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES 1) During all police investigations, it will be...

greyeyed123 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Everyone is beautiful, and no one ever has to go to the bathroom.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 16, 2019:

@greyeyed123 >it was on the official specs! Officially ignored by the producers so it could be lampooned by Simpsons. Nobody gives a crap on a star ship.

36 THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES 1) During all police investigations, it will be...

greyeyed123 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Everyone is beautiful, and no one ever has to go to the bathroom.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 16, 2019:

@greyeyed123 The door to it can be seen here in the "virtual tour". The "tour" is not the show.

36 THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES 1) During all police investigations, it will be...

greyeyed123 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Everyone is beautiful, and no one ever has to go to the bathroom.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 16, 2019:

I got chewed out in a discussion group because I pointed out to the Star Trek fans the ship doesn't have anything resembling toilets and you never see anything (or anyone) cleaning any part of the ship. You'd thing once in a while they'd vacuum the rug.

36 THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES 1) During all police investigations, it will be...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

34) You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. It will always start on the first pull.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 16, 2019:

@IamNobody I'm venting about all my adventures with fire wood vs artistic liberty.

Name your US reps and what they do for you/your district

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Jeff Duncan (R) is doing an exceptionally bad job of representing me. Here's what Wikipedia says about him. Duncan is pro-life.[37] He has cosponsored legislation to ban late-term abortions, to remove federal funding from abortion providers like Planned Parenthood,[38] and to protect conscience ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 16, 2019:

@GreatNani Considering the social and political climate of South Carolina, I feel like Dr. Evil: "I'm surrounded by **idiots!**"

36 THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES 1) During all police investigations, it will be...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

34) You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. It will always start on the first pull.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 16, 2019:

@IamNobody even if it was running fine the previous scene Once it's running and the engine block is hot, they're easier to re-start. Once the engine block has cooled off, be prepared to listen to the song of thumpa- thumpa- thumpa- thumpa- thumpa- thumpa- thumpa (pause, pant) thumpa- thumpa- thumpa- thumpa- thumpa- thumpa. Repeat.

Who else here is old enough to remember the rhetoric we heard in the late 60's and early 70's while ...

mcgeo52 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

I remember "Love it or leave it." I remember the response: "Fix it or fuck it."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 16, 2019:

@mcgeo52 > . . . as for becoming more like our parents, I know a few people . . . Key phrase: ** a few. **

Revolting waste of skin who makes a living creating fake news to support Trump.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Thrust of the story: it doesn't have to be true. It has to go viral.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 16, 2019:

@mcgeo52 A friend of mine would read the National Enquirer and point out the most commonly repeated classified ads. There were things like "Send us $20 and we'll send you our blessing." Another one said "Jesus said if you have the faith of a mustard seed . . . " Send $20 and they'd send you a (drum roll please) a mustard seed locket. It'll get you into heaven. "They never stop running these ads" said Rick incredulously. "You **know** they're making money to keep running these ads." National advertisements year after year, mining the gullible. You wonder where Trump's base comes from? They received their blessing and a mustard seed.

Revolting waste of skin who makes a living creating fake news to support Trump.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Thrust of the story: it doesn't have to be true. It has to go viral.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@mcgeo52 National Enquirer. It's the paper he relies on. Their motto: here's a true story we just made up.

Who else here is old enough to remember the rhetoric we heard in the late 60's and early 70's while ...

mcgeo52 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

I remember "Love it or leave it." I remember the response: "Fix it or fuck it."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@Charlene >We became our parents..afraid of change and rethuglican.. The elderly, the very young and the insane are frightened of change. Ergo the fear of immigrants -- the desire to be surrounded by people just like us. Whar's my dope smoking Muslim when I need her?

Inspired by Bastille Day...

EMC2 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

actually the Guillotine is too effective. And Orange Cakes deserves first to see his empire destroyed, his name removed from everything, his children and family in prison, Then we dull the shit out of the blade

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@Charlene >actually the Guillotine is too effective. Not as effective as you think. Bystanders often reported the first drop frequently didn't finish the job and it was required to keep at it until it sliced through bone and muscle.

Is religion the same as government?

Storm1752 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

In what was is religion the same as government? I see no similarity whatsoever. A religion can BE a government...that's a theocracy. The U.S. is very close to having one. But that's only because many more religious people VOTE.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@Storm1752 >your grammar makes it hard to understand what you're saying. The hardest to write sentence is the simple, short declarative sentence. Compound, complex sentences slow things down. Not that I should give an example. >I just think the belief in "end times" and Armaggedon is much more dangerously "core" than even the proscriptions on abortion or homosexuality, and their overall world view should scare the sh*t out of people. THEY think this verdant world is ruled by demonic forces, non-Christians are ruled by demons,or ARE demonic themselves. It's a demented, delusional, self-fulfilling hallucination, but it IS their perception. The Christians I meet try not to laugh about **exact** date for end times. Instead they frequently say "Not even the angels in heaven know when the world will end." They say that because when someone claims to know the **exact** date, they are always wrong. The date comes, the date goes and world keeps keeping on. There are hundreds of examples of past predictions that didn't come true. Do you have any specific examples of Christian sects that claim to know the exact date of Armageddon?

Who else here is old enough to remember the rhetoric we heard in the late 60's and early 70's while ...

mcgeo52 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

I remember "Love it or leave it." I remember the response: "Fix it or fuck it."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

My group used the more popular motto "Fix it or lose it."

In case you didn't notice, Trump's idiot history speech, he talked about Tripoli but he left the ...

bobwjr comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Cool love military history

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@EllenDale It's a requirement for any policeman to be a dick, military police ( MP ) included. While in Navy, I noticed the petty officers that were picked out to serve as a MP were the unpopular members of their division.

Don’t see that everyday

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

We'll always have coloring books for the tasteless.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@Rudy1962 I try but there are times I wish my degree was in library science to get them better organized.

Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein Rape Lawsuit and Affidavits | Intentional Infliction Of Emotional ...

EMC2 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Oh we cannot forget Victoria Secret. The owner of Victoria is the man who set Epstein up. Now my innocent mind tells me together they have access to the hottest models and richest men. A complete pig industry. We just found out Epstein has 555 million in the bank but where did it all come from....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@altschmerz Victoria’s Secret never fit me anyway, Well, 'ya got to have a slim figure. I was always dragged in their stores by women who wanted the superior quality (see expensive) bra. Never saw any wings for sale.

After my conversation with @marionville and her word of the day "Kalopsia" I am posting ...

Charlene comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Drump always put me in a non plussed state. Always.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@AmelieMatisse Naw. This a case of "it has always been thus." There are two things that prompt a revolution: mass starvation and/or too many executions/imprisonment for the slightest political crimes. It the latter case, everybody has to know someone who has been unjustly killed or imprisoned by the state. Otherwise, they don't care. It's not America, it's been history.

36 THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES 1) During all police investigations, it will be...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

34) You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. It will always start on the first pull.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@IamNobody Club them with a chainsaw that won't start? Nobody -- and I mean, **nobody** -- walks around with a chain saw just because it's the fashionable thing to do. The small ones weigh as much as a bowling ball. Normally, they're covered in oil and sawdust because making them pretty between use doesn't make a lot of sense. They are fickle beasts to start and generally are stored in a case with a bar guard.

Why would, or wouldn't, you date a believer?

Stephanie99 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

I am in a relationship with one. As long as he doesn't push it on me, or use it to make decisions that affect both of us, it really doesn't matter.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

Makes two of us. She backs away from me when she hears thunder. She figures God is getting ready to throw thunderbolts and His aim might be a little off.

We all need a little glitter in our lives, but not like this.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 15, 2019:

This has to be for the filthy rich, only they think their shit don't stink!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

My turds smell like Calvin Klein. It's been a bad year for Calvin Klein.

After my conversation with @marionville and her word of the day "Kalopsia" I am posting ...

Charlene comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Drump always put me in a non plussed state. Always.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@AmelieMatisse > I keep wondering why there is no revolution. It's the economy. As long as the people aren't starving, they don't rise up to put a new king in power.

Is religion the same as government?

Storm1752 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

In what was is religion the same as government? I see no similarity whatsoever. A religion can BE a government...that's a theocracy. The U.S. is very close to having one. But that's only because many more religious people VOTE.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@Storm1752 Most that CORE belief are beliefs that are common to values of civilization, i.e. women should have no choice over their bodies, are frail creatures, egocentricity and no random killing or stealing without group approval. The limits to those values change as civilization changes. However, with religion makes a stronghold to those older values and the limits to which they extend. Although more than 90% of everyone in congress is a self proclaimed Christian, the fundamentalist push the concept Christianity is under attack. They say that because the limits to the older values are changing, i.e. how we treat gays -- more toward equality than killing them just because they're gay.

Is religion the same as government?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

The purpose of religion is socialization of like minded people. The scriptures of the religion are mere window dressing. Oh, they have a song and dance session with services, classes, a lecture, etc., to familarize members what their common beliefs are. That's so they can claim there's a spiritual ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@Boxdoc Priests "control" the masses only with the masses consent.

Is religion the same as government?

Storm1752 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

In what was is religion the same as government? I see no similarity whatsoever. A religion can BE a government...that's a theocracy. The U.S. is very close to having one. But that's only because many more religious people VOTE.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

>The U.S. is very close to having one. Right wing fundamentalist have some sway on how people vote. The extreme range of different churches and religious groups are no where close to having a one choice political stance.

Dudes a douchebag

EyesThatSmile comments on Jul 14, 2019:

I think I’ll be asking Santa for my Christmas gifts this year. I don’t like what Jesus has to offer!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 15, 2019:

Plan to sit on Santa's lap and ask him to lite your chemicals?

vug noun \ ˈvəg \ Definition of vug : a small unfilled cavity in a lode or in rock Other ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Awful defination. Where'd 'ya get it? Geode is a common example of a vug. The "cavity" can be filled with crystals. ". . . . akin Old Corn voogo cave"? Lord, love a duck, that made my Google blow a gasket. Same story for Late corn vooga cave and googoo sea cave . . . . Google does ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

@itsmedammit There will be a massacre with "Old Welsh guocof" whatever that is.

How to save money.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Spend $3.25 now, or spend $22 a day for 3 years ($24,600)!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue This divergence is presented to you by the Wrap That Rascal. Org

Angry roommate notes: the incomplete collection.

CuriosityExtant comments on Jul 14, 2019:

The yellow-green post-it note about Ashley had me laughing in tears for 2 minutes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

I had a house guest who passed out drunk while sitting on the toilet. Since we were **all** drinking, it was easy to forget if we opened the bathroom door the door would bang on his head. Gary would wake up long enough to say "I did a number on the floor" and pass right back out. Since it was a sausage fest night, we'd have to go outside to relieve ourselves.

Angry roommate notes: the incomplete collection.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Nice collection

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

Thank you.

That is a strange desire...I prefer Dos Equis.

BudFrank comments on Jul 14, 2019:

It’s a step up from PBR

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

PBR is a step up from the high octane swill I used to brew for my former alcoholic girlfriend.

Hope Everyone is having a happy weekend! I don't know about you but I'm ashamed Trump was tweeting ...

BudFrank comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Agreed! You said it well. We are not a country of concentration camps

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

>We are not a country of concentration camps Until we get a hankering for it. We had concentration camps for the Japaneses and the politically incorrect German citizens during WWII. Why we'd do it **without** a war, is depressing.

What is the most absurd thing that you have ingeated?

Davekp comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Maybe.. puppy? In Malaysia. Just making an educated guess here but the sweet and sour pork was a little suspicious at times.lol But for sure the foulest smelling and most grossly textured food I've eaten was durian.. again in Malaysia..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile An aphrodisiac? I think not!! If you were into French kissing your dead grandmother, why would you admit it?

There are times you wish you had a train horn mounted on your car.

azzow2 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

I want a cow pusher!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

Depending on the model, they run between $300 to $600. In some places on the planet, they're called bull pushers.

How to save money.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Spend $3.25 now, or spend $22 a day for 3 years ($24,600)!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

Are you factoring in how often condoms are ineffective (tears, pin holes and falling off in action)?

How to save money.

Robecology comments on Jul 13, 2019:

And... Today 384,701 people will be born and 156,936 people will die, resulting in a net gain of 227,765 humans (give or take a few thousand). This year 140 million babies will be born and 57 million people will die. That's an increase (births minus deaths) of 158 per minute. ..F A M I L Y...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

When I hear this "... if I may "rub it in"...." that's the point when I skip the rest of the message.

She wishes she could.

educatedredneck comments on Jul 13, 2019:

I don't know any women who want a monthly period, maybe we could downgrade to once a quarter?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

>Let us not speak of . . . . @CommonHuman Didn't even cross my mind That's right. Speak up!

You asked for it! you'll get it!

Robecology comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Delicious and nutritious....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

Stolen and sent to friends and family

What is the most absurd thing that you have ingeated?

bobwjr comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Chocolate covered insects

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

@azzow2 Now I can't spell hors d'oeuvres.

What is the most absurd thing that you have ingeated?

Davekp comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Maybe.. puppy? In Malaysia. Just making an educated guess here but the sweet and sour pork was a little suspicious at times.lol But for sure the foulest smelling and most grossly textured food I've eaten was durian.. again in Malaysia..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

" A small minority, though, love the smell and taste of the fruit. Anthony Bourdain calls it “indescribable, something you will either love or despise…Your breath will smell as if you’d been French-kissing your dead grandmother." Read more: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-does-the-durian-fruit-smell-so-terrible-149205532/#PmjVFm7sxOmdyrBm.99

What is the most absurd thing that you have ingeated?

273kelvin comments on Jul 14, 2019:

A friend of mine was known as "Bob the dog". The reason for this was a few years ago he agreed to look after someone's terrier. They provided him with all the tinned food, then one night dinner for him consisted of a tin of Irish stew. He opened both tins and stared at both. The stew was nearly all ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

Needs garlic?

I like Linux.

sweetcharlotte comments on Jul 14, 2019:

I will be buying a smart phone for the first time in August. My internet service comes from ATT Acess. I want it to have the applications that allow me to see and hear people completely. Can anyone tell me what to ask for? I live near USA mountainous NC/TN border. I don't know anything technical...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

Please share when you find out. I've yet to use my phone to connect to the Internet.

Hide the children! It's an x-rated meme.

GEGR comments on Jul 5, 2019:

It's like that .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

The secrets of the sexual underground.

Hide the children! It's an x-rated meme.

Kynlei comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Gopher titties.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

Sans nipples.

A weekend to forget.

Our_existence comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Like a Chihuahua and a Great Dane 👍

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 14, 2019:

The Great Dane wouldn't notice giving birth to a Chihuahua half breed.

She wishes she could.

educatedredneck comments on Jul 13, 2019:

I don't know any women who want a monthly period, maybe we could downgrade to once a quarter?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 13, 2019:

@CommonHuman Let us not speak of birth control pills unless an out of control discussion erupt.

Educational materials for summer time issues.

UUNJ comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Tell me again why male legislators are putting women in jail for miscarriages and abortions?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 13, 2019:

@UUNJ So, where is the **specific** tale of imprisoned women who eschew moral purity?

Poisonous?

FrayedBear comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I have never seen a live rattlesnake having never lived in their domain but even I recognised the rattle! Obviously mowing the grass or one of the grandchildren had you pissed off and in a bad mood!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 13, 2019:

@FrayedBear >I do not know any Cambodians to ask. That why I provided you with a travel video in Cambodians where the Cambodians were babbling away -- often in English. History of Pensacola dates back to 1559. Had the Spanish not have abandoned it after a couple of hurricanes, it would be the oldest town in the US.

Educational materials for summer time issues.

UUNJ comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Tell me again why male legislators are putting women in jail for miscarriages and abortions?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 13, 2019:

@Our_existence Citing that story makes it as clear as mud.

It took me a matter of hours to get blocked by him and after years a judge has ruled he violated my ...

Our_existence comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I really hate that orange bastard

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 13, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Thousands of faults, no?

Educational materials for summer time issues.

UUNJ comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Tell me again why male legislators are putting women in jail for miscarriages and abortions?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 13, 2019:

>Tell me again . . . . . . . . which news story are you referring to?

It took me a matter of hours to get blocked by him and after years a judge has ruled he violated my ...

Our_existence comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I really hate that orange bastard

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 13, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Oh, poo. That's just one of a cast of thousands.

If a flower doesn't bloom, do you fix the flower or do you fix the environment?

Our_existence comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Many causes for not blooming. Dieing plant, old plant, bad environment, or fuck you... I don't want to, so to bad. Seriously, it means the plant doesn't have enough energy for a multitude of reasons. The first thing I would check is your thumb color. If it's not green, give up. 😂😂✋

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 13, 2019:

Brown thumbs are the result of not coddling their plants with regular watering, weeding and fertilizer. You don't just chunk the seed at the ground and walk away.

It took me a matter of hours to get blocked by him and after years a judge has ruled he violated my ...

Our_existence comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I really hate that orange bastard

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 13, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz You betcha! We'll have FUN! FUN!

Baby steps! Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

## The Dude and I abide, our white Russians at our side.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Are a fan of *The Big Lebowski?* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe19d4QbzH0

It took me a matter of hours to get blocked by him and after years a judge has ruled he violated my ...

Our_existence comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I really hate that orange bastard

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz We'll have to swap 'em

It took me a matter of hours to get blocked by him and after years a judge has ruled he violated my ...

Our_existence comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I really hate that orange bastard

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz It's merely a gross vulgarity. Might get you kicked off on message boards that have nothing to do with Trump. Here. Have some of my Trump memes instead.

My favorite of all.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I don't believe in a god, but if there is one, he is a prick!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

The Christian one to be sure. Now you take the faith of the Last Temple Cosmic Black Muffin Mistress . . . .