The UK is in a bit of a dilemma, one of which is deciding whether this is satire or fact! ...

thinktwice comments on Jul 12, 2019:

lol did they have to add the *satire* at the top? I am sure it was satire based on the absolute truth...ha ha ha

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@thinktwice There are only two things in the universe that exists in unlimited supply: stupidity and hydrogen. I'm not too sure about the hydrogen. >...which tells me, people will believe anything without knowing the facts... You ever notice how many times people refer to the unquestionable truth as "Gospel truth"? It's beyond irony.

Poisonous?

FrayedBear comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I have never seen a live rattlesnake having never lived in their domain but even I recognised the rattle! Obviously mowing the grass or one of the grandchildren had you pissed off and in a bad mood!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@FrayedBear 1) Ask any Cambodian you happen to meet what he sounds like. Otherwise, listen to travel guides to Cambodia. Here's one of my favorite travel shows filmed in Cambodia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSfBetSN_es 2) Pensacola is a large American city. Within the city limits the population 52,000 but if you account for **greater** Pensacola it's 250,000. About 30% of that are blacks. The black neighborhoods are large and sprawling. So if they invite three or four of their neighbors in per night to meet their new guest as well as members of their extended family, he's going to be there for awhile.

The UK is in a bit of a dilemma, one of which is deciding whether this is satire or fact! ...

thinktwice comments on Jul 12, 2019:

lol did they have to add the *satire* at the top? I am sure it was satire based on the absolute truth...ha ha ha

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

>did they have to add the satire at the top? Yes. Satire works because it **sounds** believable.

From a reply on Twitter:

TheDoubter comments on Jul 12, 2019:

pair of scumbags

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@Cherie4444 With the gullible believing Trump ubiquitous phrase "Believe me."

I actually LIKE laundry and ironing. I should hire out for the ironing.

freeofgod comments on Jul 12, 2019:

People iron ??

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

I iron with spray starch so the clothes won't wrinkle as quickly as without the starch. It maybe why Petunia keeps me around.

Words failed me

brentan comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I think that's one of the animals God wouldn't let you eat. At least I know what he was thinking now.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@Captnron59 ..then all of a sudden he's alone seeing gawd? For me that requires only the finest mushrooms.

HARRUMPH.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

A fine example of onomatopoeia. Guess that'll have to be the next word to define.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@Hathacat >Say it again anyway. Onomatopoeia sounds like some kind of disgusting perversion.

Don't delay.

AmelieMatisse comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I used to use that word all the time as a teenager. I used the conniption fit version; Oh we thought we were just so cool. Then later I found out all the kids my daughter's age were using agita (I can't find a correct spelling for this word) to replace conniption.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@Marionville I never knew there was such a thing as the urban dictionary! What have I been missing out on? If I told you'd blush.

Venomous lizard in my driveway this morning Gila monster.

Marcie1974 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

You win, I’ll stop complaining about mosquitoes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@FrayedBear My guess is you're not familiar with the term "night soil." I'm not from the 19th century. **Most** people of my youth were using flush toilets connected either to sewers or septic tanks, flushing the shit right out of the house.

Why the chicken REALLY crosses the road

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

## Portal chickens?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@Hathacat I'm rather fond of the dimension traveling characters from *Rick and Morty.* Now, let me whip out my portal gun . . . .

Don't delay.

AmelieMatisse comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I used to use that word all the time as a teenager. I used the conniption fit version; Oh we thought we were just so cool. Then later I found out all the kids my daughter's age were using agita (I can't find a correct spelling for this word) to replace conniption.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@AmelieMatisse Feel free to worship my sage advice from afar.

Words failed me

brentan comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I think that's one of the animals God wouldn't let you eat. At least I know what he was thinking now.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@Captnron59 >so how could he know anything? He had a vision after he fell off his horse -- a small amount of brain damage. One of the great things about the bible is they believed in visions and dreams as a source of factual information. As a child, I understood how terribly wrong that was but I was surrounded by people who used the phrase "It's the Gospel truth." They chastised me for saying "Sounds like bullshit to me."

It's a swinging.

Captnron59 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Maybe it's the seat

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

Spoil sport.

Don't delay.

AmelieMatisse comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I used to use that word all the time as a teenager. I used the conniption fit version; Oh we thought we were just so cool. Then later I found out all the kids my daughter's age were using agita (I can't find a correct spelling for this word) to replace conniption.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

From the Urban Dictionary: agita An Italian-american word for Heartburn, acid indigestion, an upset stomach or, by extension, a general feeling of upset. "Idk what I ate today but I have such agita from it!"

Pictures taken at the right time.

Rudy1962 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Cool

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

At least you didn't say it was mondo cool.

Words failed me

brentan comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I think that's one of the animals God wouldn't let you eat. At least I know what he was thinking now.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

In the New Testament, kosher food restrictions were eliminated. Most cultures ban owl for dinner.

HARRUMPH.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

A fine example of onomatopoeia. Guess that'll have to be the next word to define.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@Marionville Is not to worry. In my definitional I include a video.

HARRUMPH.

FrayedBear comments on Jul 12, 2019:

That gets used a lot round here.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@Marionville I'm more prone to scoff than harrumph with frequent eye rolling. Others merely type WTF and move on.

Venomous lizard in my driveway this morning Gila monster.

Marcie1974 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

You win, I’ll stop complaining about mosquitoes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@FrayedBear It got worse. They couldn't afford the lime for the out house. The stench would make a person gag.

Poisonous?

FrayedBear comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I have never seen a live rattlesnake having never lived in their domain but even I recognised the rattle! Obviously mowing the grass or one of the grandchildren had you pissed off and in a bad mood!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@FrayedBear As far as I know you speak English with a Cambodian accent. I knew one Australian who was making the grand tour of the US. It took him eight months to visit half the states in the US after contacting as many families as he could on the Internet. A black family in Pensacola insisted on him staying for a couple of weeks so they could get the entire neighborhood over to listen to his accent.

Just wondering how many get it and how fast...

Mofo1953 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Obscure references like Lovecraft's Cthulhu will always do you in.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@Mofo1953 Let's face it we here ain't normal people We, mon amie?

Just wondering how many get it and how fast...

Mofo1953 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Obscure references like Lovecraft's Cthulhu will always do you in.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz ... If you go to a bookstore today Seneca's only bookstore closed down. They're not literate enough for a bookstore.

That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it.

altschmerz comments on Jul 12, 2019:

They're libertarians.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

. . . and good eats.

Why the chicken REALLY crosses the road

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

## Portal chickens?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@Hathacat The attack of giant mutant chickens from dimension e-34?

Fucking liar's!!!

metalhead222 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

my parents have never used the internet lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

My late father flunked all his computer classes. He took them back in the era of punch card input.

A weekend to forget.

Carin comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Well that's actually not how it works.....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

Some artistic license was taken.

Don't delay.

AnonySchmoose comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Good joke ... I hope you use a burner phone.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@AnonySchmoose How difficult is learning smoke signal language? Takes years to master the semicolon. It's difficult to forget on travel writer who said of African cities once the sun went down, everyone pulled out a drum instead of cell phone to do their texting.

Venomous lizard in my driveway this morning Gila monster.

Marcie1974 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

You win, I’ll stop complaining about mosquitoes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@FrayedBear It's hard for me to forget spending a night with family where all the winter activities centered around a wood stove. Once you left the kitchen, it got cold. Their blankets were made out of worn out blue jeans.

Poisonous?

FrayedBear comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I have never seen a live rattlesnake having never lived in their domain but even I recognised the rattle! Obviously mowing the grass or one of the grandchildren had you pissed off and in a bad mood!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@FrayedBear >In typical Australian hospitality . . . . While in your country, I must have met the atypical Australians. Either that or they they were thinking "I gotta get Shelia over here. This guy talks funny. He's not from around here."

A weekend to forget.

escapetypist comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Never date a guy with more hair on his butt than on his head

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

No shaved head guys?

A weekend to forget.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 12, 2019:

"We'll always have Paris."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

For decades after wild lusty romances, I'd tell the gal "We'll always have New Orleans. Well until a class three hurricane takes a direct hit and washes the city off the map." Three years ago, I took the wife to Paris. Had to upgrade cities because of a hurricane that had convinced a third of New Orlean's population it was time to move.

Hello all, it's been a while.

St-Sinner comments on Jul 12, 2019:

It is 4.30 am in Texas and am going out for a nice walk.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

An hour ago, at 5:50 a.m. Percy, my tomcat, turned into rocket cat. He bounced off both myself, the furniture, the walls and took wind sprints down the main hall way. I feed him just before dawn and he was excited. Now that I've removed clean bed linens from the clothes dryer, started the coffee pot, cleaned up last night's dishes, refilled Petunia morning ice water thermos, watered the toilet twice, I've fed the cat. Percy is low kitty on the totem pole. With Petunia getting up in 15 minutes at 7 a.m., I thought I'd check on this surly group.

The view from Mount Pisgah.

Lincoln55 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

The tin roof cabin. Home for 3 months

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

Two story cabin? I'm impressed.

Don't delay.

AnonySchmoose comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Good joke ... I hope you use a burner phone.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

I communicate by smoke signals. Designing the adapters are hell.

Don't delay.

daylily comments on Jul 12, 2019:

There used to be a local DJ when I was younger, who always signed off air with the phrase, "If the conniption fits, wear it." :-)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

Gospel music station that drove you to atheism?

Just wondering how many get it and how fast...

Mofo1953 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Obscure references like Lovecraft's Cthulhu will always do you in.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 12, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz You putting H.P. Lovecraft in the good or bad group?

Venomous lizard in my driveway this morning Gila monster.

Marcie1974 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

You win, I’ll stop complaining about mosquitoes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@FrayedBear Set the dryer control to broiler.

Poisonous?

FrayedBear comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I have never seen a live rattlesnake having never lived in their domain but even I recognised the rattle! Obviously mowing the grass or one of the grandchildren had you pissed off and in a bad mood!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@FrayedBear I consider this road more remarkable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daQcxVqQJsI

Just wondering how many get it and how fast...

Mofo1953 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Obscure references like Lovecraft's Cthulhu will always do you in.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@Mofo1953 Might have point what with me so wonderful it's disgusting to hear the details. At least I think Cthulhu is a familiar creature with the Sci-Fi fans. Let's face it, there's a shortage of them. The preceding message has been brought to you by the Bullshit Promotion Group.

Poisonous?

FrayedBear comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I have never seen a live rattlesnake having never lived in their domain but even I recognised the rattle! Obviously mowing the grass or one of the grandchildren had you pissed off and in a bad mood!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@FrayedBear Been there. Didn't want to climb to the top. Mostly it's a parade route that features wildly over priced stores.

If you don't watch out, I'll get loquacious as well.

AmelieMatisse comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Short and to the point works best. The older I get the less chattier I become.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

The less you say, the more likely they'll remember it.

Which Jump between levels did you find the hardest? Are the gaps fair? I want there to be a 7.5.

UUNJ comments on Jul 11, 2019:

I didn’t have a goal in mind, so I didn’t pay attention to points. I liked receiving the shirt and pen when I hit 8, though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@UUNJ When Petunia and I go to elder care expos, we always come home with at least 50 ball point pens. We go twice a year and she **still buys** Bic pens in the 20 pack. Not hurting for pens.

Venomous lizard in my driveway this morning Gila monster.

Marcie1974 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

You win, I’ll stop complaining about mosquitoes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@FrayedBear I'll give you that but on that particular toilet it'd be nice to know what all those controls do.

Poisonous?

FrayedBear comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I have never seen a live rattlesnake having never lived in their domain but even I recognised the rattle! Obviously mowing the grass or one of the grandchildren had you pissed off and in a bad mood!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@FrayedBear Where you going on that mile?

Which Jump between levels did you find the hardest? Are the gaps fair? I want there to be a 7.5.

sassygirl3869 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

It seems like Ive been Level 9 forever. One million is what I need to hit Level 10 after 2 years. I'm currently close to 600,000 points almost 9.5. I've been posting less than before because I have a healthy life now and friends to get out with. Thats a good thing right?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 When I go outside, I always wear a shirt. My skin cancer showed up on my back. Petunia never stopped complaining about the blood on the love seat. It'd bleed through my shirt. I don't think sun block would have helped at all. At least the treatment was relatively inexpensive compared to other cancer treatments.

We are all faced with problems.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

> . . . and cooked myself a good English breakfast, fried eggs, bacon, tomatoes and lots of toast and honey. After spending too much time on a message base dominated by Brits that loved to bicker about what a full English breakfast includes, now I sort of know what it means. It means you got...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@Our_existence Petunia bellyaches I spend too much time with their free samples. If you go to the mill, park across the street at the winery. Belly up to the bar. The mill has awful parking. Major deal: Helen is prone to traffic jams and hard to find free parking anywhere near the main drag, where most of the attractions are. Dead of winter on a weekday is the best time to go.

If you don't watch out, I'll get loquacious as well.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

I would disagree with "the gift of the gab" being included here as a synonym since the expression refers to the persuasive quality of loquacity, rather than the quantity of words used.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

What can I say? I got experts on my side.

Good Morning All.

RobertNappi2 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Better than dunking donuts!!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

At least a close second.

Which Jump between levels did you find the hardest? Are the gaps fair? I want there to be a 7.5.

sassygirl3869 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

It seems like Ive been Level 9 forever. One million is what I need to hit Level 10 after 2 years. I'm currently close to 600,000 points almost 9.5. I've been posting less than before because I have a healthy life now and friends to get out with. Thats a good thing right?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 I survived skin cancer two years ago and kept backpacking. After I started getting strokes and a diagnose of heart blockage, I started spending more time at home.

Which Jump between levels did you find the hardest? Are the gaps fair? I want there to be a 7.5.

UUNJ comments on Jul 11, 2019:

I didn’t have a goal in mind, so I didn’t pay attention to points. I liked receiving the shirt and pen when I hit 8, though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

Ohhh.....a genuine ball pen? Wow! Have you retired your goose quill?

Which Jump between levels did you find the hardest? Are the gaps fair? I want there to be a 7.5.

Robecology comments on Jul 11, 2019:

What's the fuss? No other social media web site gives you stuff for participating! Quit yer belly-aching! Just participate and quit worrying about the points! Kudos to @Admin for staying out of this...probably laughing at all the complainers...and kudos to them for the system...the higher you go...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

Beside a one time t-shirt and a ball point pen that advertise this site, what else does a member get? Free trips abroad on a cruise ship? Nights out on the town with horny, ugly looking, sexually desperate old sluts?

Which Jump between levels did you find the hardest? Are the gaps fair? I want there to be a 7.5.

sassygirl3869 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

It seems like Ive been Level 9 forever. One million is what I need to hit Level 10 after 2 years. I'm currently close to 600,000 points almost 9.5. I've been posting less than before because I have a healthy life now and friends to get out with. Thats a good thing right?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

Whoa! You mean you got a life now?

Which Jump between levels did you find the hardest? Are the gaps fair? I want there to be a 7.5.

AmelieMatisse comments on Jul 11, 2019:

I never quite understand the point system. I would be more impressed if it was something like "a member since ---- " and then it would give the year. I would find it much more interesting to know how long people have been committed to this site rather than how many points they have accomplished. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

> I would find it much more interesting to know how long people have been committed to this site rather than how many points they have accomplished. How long they've been here doesn't tell you how long they've been inactive. You might go "Hey, this person sounds interesting" only to find out they logged on and died three years ago. >That would have more meaning than somehow scrambling to get points - for what? At the lower levels it means you're less likely to have your post denied or removed for no reason other than anyone is allowed to do remove or deny your response or post. Once you get at the higher levels you're allowed to bitch at the boscos in charge of this web site. Just before that, it's the people who run the message base are **only** allowed to mess up your post/replies. Getting to the higher levels lets you have more **fun.**

Which Jump between levels did you find the hardest? Are the gaps fair? I want there to be a 7.5.

AmelieMatisse comments on Jul 11, 2019:

I never quite understand the point system. I would be more impressed if it was something like "a member since ---- " and then it would give the year. I would find it much more interesting to know how long people have been committed to this site rather than how many points they have accomplished. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@IamNobody Who's Henry?

Venomous lizard in my driveway this morning Gila monster.

Marcie1974 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

You win, I’ll stop complaining about mosquitoes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@FrayedBear > An fbuk friend . . . . Facebook friend? According to some accounts Japanese toilets can cost up to $20,000 US and come with a 57 page manual. Uh, yea. I'll be off the toilet when I finish reading this book on how to shit.

Poisonous?

FrayedBear comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I have never seen a live rattlesnake having never lived in their domain but even I recognised the rattle! Obviously mowing the grass or one of the grandchildren had you pissed off and in a bad mood!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@FrayedBear City planners make grid like designs for their cities, which is why it's fairly easy to get around in **most** American cities, especially New York City. Then there's Boston. They laid out their streets based on 17th century cow trails. If you get lost in Boston, you got to think like a 17th century cow. If you visit ancient cities, i.e. Paris, you can't go in a straight line to get anywhere.

Doesn't give a duck.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

I'd like a animal footprints in my sidewalk.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@Captnron59 Just so you can say "See? We do have a chupacabra!"

We are all faced with problems.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

> . . . and cooked myself a good English breakfast, fried eggs, bacon, tomatoes and lots of toast and honey. After spending too much time on a message base dominated by Brits that loved to bicker about what a full English breakfast includes, now I sort of know what it means. It means you got...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@Our_existence If that's the case, you need to make the pilgrimage here: https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g35004-d5238076-Reviews-Nora_Mill_Granary-Helen_Georgia.html

vug noun \ ˈvəg \ Definition of vug : a small unfilled cavity in a lode or in rock Other ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Awful defination. Where'd 'ya get it? Geode is a common example of a vug. The "cavity" can be filled with crystals. ". . . . akin Old Corn voogo cave"? Lord, love a duck, that made my Google blow a gasket. Same story for Late corn vooga cave and googoo sea cave . . . . Google does ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@itsmedammit A garbled, unintelligent message requires one to kill the messenger.

When a Trumpanzee tells you... You say back...

Our_existence comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I just can't fathom the fascination with the flag of Insurrection. I mean, to keep human beings as slaves?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Urban sophisticates normally eschew trailer parks.

Poisonous?

FrayedBear comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I have never seen a live rattlesnake having never lived in their domain but even I recognised the rattle! Obviously mowing the grass or one of the grandchildren had you pissed off and in a bad mood!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@FrayedBear Ashville has a large artist colony and dozens of craft beer breweries. Unlike Seneca it also has an international airport. The whole city is laid out based on Cherokee hiking trails making it confusing to navigate.

Coouple of mems for ya

Babyoda comments on Jul 11, 2019:

These are all funny.I love the last one with the woman who yells the religious wackos are all gone.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

I've had to explain that meme once too often to the religious wackos on Facebook.

Started me wondering...

Babyoda comments on Jul 11, 2019:

And they look like they have parachutes.lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

Most of them would aim their plane at the aircraft carrier and bail out seconds before it hit.

Just wondering how many get it and how fast...

Mofo1953 comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Obscure references like Lovecraft's Cthulhu will always do you in.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

I'm not sure Cthulhu is obscure.

Venomous lizard in my driveway this morning Gila monster.

Marcie1974 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

You win, I’ll stop complaining about mosquitoes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@FrayedBear Goodness, you wandered off topic. The US version of the meme you mention the bear uses a rabbit to wipe his ass. We do our plumbing shopping at a massive warehouse size hardware chain, Lowes. I can't remember seeing them selling bidets. Bidets are not popular in the US because they're associated with WWII whores in France. It was the first time American military saw them. Great great grandpa's talk about them. Petunia and I have discussed getting an adapter to make our toilets do double duty as a bidet to cut down on her wild excessive use of toilet paper. Bidets are available on line as well but she's a little scared of having our icy cold water shooting at her rectum. Once she starts talking about adjustable hot water control instead, I lose interest. Some of those kind of toilets run around around $10,000. I guess the portable versions could just be a squeeze bottle with a long neck. Sounds uncomfortable.

Poisonous?

FrayedBear comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I have never seen a live rattlesnake having never lived in their domain but even I recognised the rattle! Obviously mowing the grass or one of the grandchildren had you pissed off and in a bad mood!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@FrayedBear They (and a couple of turkey statues) are in Pack Square on the downtown Ashville (North Carolina) Urban Trail. One of the local mysteries is who stole two of the piglets. For more detail about the animals, see: https://mountainx.com/news/community-news/animal_statues_return_to_pack_square/ For more detail about the 1.7 mile trail and a better picture of the pig, see: https://mountainx.com/news/community-news/animal_statues_return_to_pack_square/

Poisonous?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 10, 2019:

It's a rattlesnake. Capture it and release it in the wild, far away from your home.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@BestWithoutGods I've seen them back up the car and run the snake over again.

When a Trumpanzee tells you... You say back...

Our_existence comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I just can't fathom the fascination with the flag of Insurrection. I mean, to keep human beings as slaves?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Dogs do trash talk in trailer parks? I never knew.

No heaven or Planet B - time to act!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SiouxcitySue comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Great reminder. Too bad the current political climate is anti-children and in the US, anti-American.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue They found out if they put up re-runs game shows against the evening news, Vanna White gets higher rating. Lookie Earl, it's way too hot woman in a slinky evening dress who never says anything! Wowwie, she's just-a smiling all the time. How come we can't get one of them? Evening news broadcasts in the US don't cover much, if any, overseas news. However the really thick newspapers (i.e. the New York Times and the Washington Post) do cover events in third world countries. Most Americans, if they get news, want it from the evening broadcast. [insert ear scalding profanity here] Trump voters.

Venomous lizard in my driveway this morning Gila monster.

Marcie1974 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

You win, I’ll stop complaining about mosquitoes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 11, 2019:

@FrayedBear Bears rarely stand up right, are covered in fur and although I shouldn't mention it, have powerful body odor. One never sees a bear with a bar of soap. Considering how ravenous a bear is, it might eat the soap. Where we go camping/hiking it's the brown bears that are common. Unless cubs are involved, a brown bear (often with black fur), will climb a tree to avoid humans. Since people look at the ground on the trail, they don't see the bear in the tree waiting for the human to pass. The grizzly are in the western states. They don't care how loud the human is, they'll kill it. It's one of those bears that should **stay** endangered. When Californians first encountered them, the bears would slap off the head of a cow prior to eating. They are that strong. Discharging a shot gun in its face will not slow it down. Today the only place you'll find a grizzly in California is on their state flag. Those bears were the reason settlers traded in their shot guns for elephant gun. The Latin name for them translates into "the horrible bear."

Poisonous?

FrayedBear comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I have never seen a live rattlesnake having never lived in their domain but even I recognised the rattle! Obviously mowing the grass or one of the grandchildren had you pissed off and in a bad mood!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@FrayedBear Petunia is a motor mouth and likes to play point on our mountain hikes. She's the more expensive version of jiggle bells. After hundreds of miles on the trails, we've only found one example of wild life in the mountains. It was a harmless hog nose snake. When challenged, they'll toss their cookies (generally it's an undigested frog) and play dead. He had decided to take a nap on the trail and didn't hear her coming. Sometimes in urban environments the hogs come after me.

Global warming hits NY

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

## Where did she put her torch? That thing is a fire hazard!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@Captnron59 Thanks. How about her tablet?

I noticed this cringe worthy meme on some idiot's page today.

Charlene comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Photoshopped....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@Charlene One of my friends ordered a mint julep and got a shot of crème de menthe on the rocks instead. Not knowing any better, he accepted it.

Poisonous?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 10, 2019:

It's a rattlesnake. Capture it and release it in the wild, far away from your home.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@BestWithoutGods You were shy giving details about citing how to pick up snakes.

Venomous lizard in my driveway this morning Gila monster.

Marcie1974 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

You win, I’ll stop complaining about mosquitoes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@FrayedBear Bears like her. She's too much like them.

I noticed this cringe worthy meme on some idiot's page today.

Charlene comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Photoshopped....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@Charlene Seriously I've only been in two bars in my life that served mint juleps and they were located on the infamous d'Rue Bourbon, New Orleans.

Can we get an “Amen” for those with more sexual sensitivity? 😂

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Weekly they offer a male goat to their female pastor and say "Ram bam, thank 'ya ma'am."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@St-Sinner Just explaining mutton instead of pay policy.

Venomous lizard in my driveway this morning Gila monster.

Marcie1974 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

You win, I’ll stop complaining about mosquitoes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@Marcie1974 Petunia prefers her fishing bear over Percy. He's wearing his fishing vest.

Poisonous?

FrayedBear comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I have never seen a live rattlesnake having never lived in their domain but even I recognised the rattle! Obviously mowing the grass or one of the grandchildren had you pissed off and in a bad mood!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

You're getting your leg pulled. Snakes avoid loud noises like lawn mowers. This is a very unlikely story considering its coming from a Texan.

Poisonous?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 10, 2019:

It's a rattlesnake. Capture it and release it in the wild, far away from your home.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

>It's a rattlesnake. Capture it and release it . . . . One of my friends is a **registered** Florida snake handler. I know all the right people. For the average person your advice is for the insane. Sure, pick up a rattlesnake, pet it's head, toss into the nearest brief case and wander into Alaska and release it. Even I haven't met anyone that crazy. I'd get a long (five feet or less than two meters) stick and nudge until it leave on under it's own power.

Venomous lizard in my driveway this morning Gila monster.

Marcie1974 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

You win, I’ll stop complaining about mosquitoes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@Marcie1974 I promise not to introduce you to my tom cat, Percy.

Venomous lizard in my driveway this morning Gila monster.

Marcie1974 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

You win, I’ll stop complaining about mosquitoes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@Marcie1974 On the far extreme, I've camped in areas with bear populations **and** alligator populations. Swum in coral reefs with the sharks. I live dangerously.

Well .. not sure about that

SiouxcitySue comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I don't agree, but why a picture of a lovely young woman, why not a picture of some soulless politician.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue So you're trying to get me started about hot women that demand the best and therefore don't have a date?

No heaven or Planet B - time to act!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SiouxcitySue comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Great reminder. Too bad the current political climate is anti-children and in the US, anti-American.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue . . . but the American voters seem to be too lazy to vet their candidates . . . We're too fat and lazy to do that. ;-) That's the best excuse I've heard why most Americans can't tell anyone who's the PM of India.

[yahoo.

St-Sinner comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Tucker Carlson is a rich, fat ass, loud mouth guy. I don't agree on his statement on Ilhan Omar. I love her but I fully agree that the U.S. has had bad immigration policies that allowed illegal immigration to grow to 11 million inside the U.S. I support legal and merit based immigration from ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 In other words you pick a totally different things to hate. Why we'un's got standards who to piss on. Now let's all sing along with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgASBVMyVFI

When a Trumpanzee tells you... You say back...

Our_existence comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I just can't fathom the fascination with the flag of Insurrection. I mean, to keep human beings as slaves?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@CarolinaGirl60 The British lost the American revolution. So you figure a white flag as well for Britain? >I know the ‘rebel’ flag has more to do with ‘white pride’, the mistaken idea that the ‘south will rise again’, and racism. The south has risen. It took most the rust belt factories from the north and kept them. It got all the NASA related industries. Your view is the politically correct one. It doesn't address southern heritage issues, the South's romance with lost causes and an urge to piss off the Yankees who keep moving down here to retire and stick their noses up at us. I used to hear that if Blacks think Dixie is so horrible, why don't they go back where they came from. **Short story** : it's a lot worse where they came from. Typically a Southern Black earns 20 times more than a person living in Africa. One could argue we did their ancestors a favor by bringing them here after their fellow African slavers in Africa sold them to Americans, et al. Lot of those et als, including those in NYC and the Dutch who didn't treat them all that well in Indochina. What you're saying to me is your history was written on the back of the defeated.

Venomous lizard in my driveway this morning Gila monster.

Marcie1974 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

You win, I’ll stop complaining about mosquitoes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@Marcie1974 Minnesota has bears. They walk up to you, slap your head off and gnaw on you for a while.

With thanks to @WonderWartHog99 who brought this word to my attention weisenheimer (In American ...

t1nick comments on Jul 10, 2019:

A term I grew up with.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

Same here. Mostly it was used by Jewish comedians so I assumed its roots were Yiddish.

[yahoo.

St-Sinner comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Tucker Carlson is a rich, fat ass, loud mouth guy. I don't agree on his statement on Ilhan Omar. I love her but I fully agree that the U.S. has had bad immigration policies that allowed illegal immigration to grow to 11 million inside the U.S. I support legal and merit based immigration from ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 >no hate vs ethnic, religious, lgbtq people, and racial groups here. Picky, picky, picky.

Venomous lizard in my driveway this morning Gila monster.

Marcie1974 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

You win, I’ll stop complaining about mosquitoes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

Will you start complaining about alligators instead?

Wisenheimeror weis·en·heim·er noun Informal.

Marionville comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Sorry....but Len got this word from you and has already stolen your thunder and posted it! 😁😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

That's what I get for using words that are common to me.

I noticed this cringe worthy meme on some idiot's page today.

Charlene comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Photoshopped....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@Charlene In that case, we'll keep hiding the mint.

Birds of a feather flock.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Two fucking rapists right there!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@mistymoon77 Immoral as all hell, Epstien would tip 'em $200 to $400. If I was 14, I'd fucked him for $400. Then I'd report as rape and settled for $120,000 not to talk about it and drop the case.

When a Trumpanzee tells you... You say back...

Our_existence comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I just can't fathom the fascination with the flag of Insurrection. I mean, to keep human beings as slaves?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@CarolinaGirl60 The flag of the US is the flag of rebellion against the crown. Rebellions aren't always successful. Loyalty to the ruling government is not approved of the declaration of independence. It inspired the rebel government of both the USA and the CSA. I assume you're aware the Brits had no qualms of supplying their former colony with slaves. The real question in global history is when do they give up their slaves? Some countries **still have slaves** including a few countries in Africa.

@Admin. When did you change the program to prevent posts being made to multiple groups?

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Calling admin a retard isn't a good idea🙃🤥

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@FrayedBear >The pandemic is coming from type 2 and yes most are fat. If it's a pandemic of type two, it's the main type.

Well .. not sure about that

SiouxcitySue comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I don't agree, but why a picture of a lovely young woman, why not a picture of some soulless politician.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

>why a picture of a lovely young woman Don't get me started. I've had too many wild flings.

We are all faced with problems.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 8, 2019:

> . . . and cooked myself a good English breakfast, fried eggs, bacon, tomatoes and lots of toast and honey. After spending too much time on a message base dominated by Brits that loved to bicker about what a full English breakfast includes, now I sort of know what it means. It means you got...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@Our_existence Most visitors to Dixie don't know how to dress up their grits. Without the extra fixings (i.e butter and salt with options on cheese, gravy, shrimp, crispy bacon, etc) it tastes like hot wet white bread. It's how we keep the ignoramuses out of Dixie -- serve them grits, don't tell those know it all how to eat them. You're the first guy I've heard who put brown sugar on them. I'm a grits snob who has to go to Helen, Ga, to get his yellow flecked, whole grain, stone ground grits at the Nora Mills grainery on an annual pilgrimage with Petunia. Helen is a tourist trap city and a day trip to buy the **other stuff** can raise the bill to $100. None of Helen's restaurants serve grits. They're trying to re-create a German town in the alps in the north Georgia mountains. Everybody speaks English.

FOXING.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

> I wish to state that all the words I post here are words I already know and are drawn from my own knowledge of vocabulary. Whereas when I cite a word, I tend to look it up to be sure I've been using it correctly. Never know when some weisenheimer will reply: Foxing verb gerund or present ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@Marionville > I thought the definition at your No.1 was not sufficiently uncommon to include. Sounds like foxing to me, you foxy thing.

I noticed this cringe worthy meme on some idiot's page today.

Charlene comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Photoshopped....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@Charlene Martinis are the drink bartenders hate. It's because martini drinkers need to be incredible specific about the drink. As for me, gin martini, straight up, three olives on a toothpick, stirred never shaken. James Bond's version (vodka, shaken, on the rocks) is an abomination to God and country. Their God of course. Here the locals prefer bourbon, hide the mint from those who's ancestors were responsible for the war of northern aggression.

No heaven or Planet B - time to act!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SiouxcitySue comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Great reminder. Too bad the current political climate is anti-children and in the US, anti-American.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jul 10, 2019:

When I hear "anti-American" I reminded of an American reporter based Iraq. He covered an event when the crowd was burning the American flag, chanting "Death to America" yatta, yatta. When it over, one of the people in crowd turned to him and said "Not you. We like **you.**" When I watch travel shows covering Iraq the American producer/host always says how friendly the generous, open and friendly the locals are. Many invite those travel guys into their homes. If there's any group that wanted to stomp us gringos into the ground . . . . . There's a world of difference difference between anti-American and being against America's over seas policies, politics and politicians. In that sense, most Americans are anti-American. On the whole, we like each other but not all the political the idiots in office have going on. Watch us. We'll elect a lot more democrats next time.