It Makes you wonder just what it is that attracts women to the horrible, fat, piggy eyed, ...

genessa comments on Jun 10, 2019:

money g

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2019:

@genessa If someone had to ask the question, the answer isn't that obvious or they wouldn't have asked. Besides, I'm all out of cigars.

It's Muuundaaaay

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

# According to Sesame Street it's --

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2019:

@TomMcGiverin I have a crazy (obsessive compulsive, clinical depression) neighbor next door with two dogs. They haven't helped her a bit.

It's Muuundaaaay

TomMcGiverin comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Glad I'm retired. I remember how some working days I almost needed to be reminded that stabbing people is wrong, lol!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2019:

@TomMcGiverin A mass murder and hit man told me the killing wasn't difficult, it was hiding the body. "I got nightmares," he told me, "about the day they learn how to drag the Gulf of Mexico."

Goes with the, "You should smile more!" line.

SKH78 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Yep, I have had people bitch me out because I "don't smile enough" ... also have had told that I should get contacts or lasik surgery because "glasses make me look ugly." Shaking my damn head.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2019:

@SKH78 I often greet people I don't know with the phrase "Stop being so happy." It never works.

I was at Hooters this weekend, checking out the new uniforms.

Babyoda comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I've been to only two.The one in the States (what we Canadians sometimes call the U.S.) was full of fake breasted tall,built from a mold women.The one here (Ottawa On.) that we won free chicken wings for an hour at had a lot more regular looking women.I asked one of the waitresses why and it seems ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2019:

> full of fake breasted tall,built from a mold women. I want that mold and the optional French maid outfit. The place could use some vacuuming.

I was at Hooters this weekend, checking out the new uniforms.

GwenBFree comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I like the new look, much sleeker

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2019:

@GwenBFree He'd rather get a bible devotional book by the late (thankfully) Billy Graham.

Sometimes it doesn't....

scurry comments on Jun 10, 2019:

D'oh! Don't cheap out when it come to ammo.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2019:

I use river rocks to kill my raccoons.

OK now to talk about the 2nd amendment. Right to Bear Arms. What does that mean to you?

SiouxcitySue comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Good question and I vote for original weapons, no modern knock offs.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2019:

Can I have a black powder cannon, pretty please? A trebuchet would do.

OK now to talk about the 2nd amendment. Right to Bear Arms. What does that mean to you?

Robecology comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Bingo....you touched on the major flaw of the 2nd amendment. And what's a "well disciplined militia"? Isn't it clear in the 2nd amendment that in order to "bear arms" you have to be a member of a "well disciplined militia"? I sure hope that in 2020 we have such a sweeping change in ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2019:

.>And what's a "well disciplined militia"? In theory one with regular weekend meetings for training purposes. In reality, one with a keg on a Saturday nights, extra boiled eggs on the side. Sit around, talk shit and fumigate the place.

OK now to talk about the 2nd amendment. Right to Bear Arms. What does that mean to you?

SageDave comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Let me start by saying that I used to sell firearms and own a number of pistols. With that said… The actual argument concerning the Second Amendment is the placement of two commas and the definition of a “well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State…” The new ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2019:

@TX77550 I need a nuke to kill the fire ants.

Typical american, lol. JK!

SeeCanU comments on Jun 10, 2019:

like the diff between an opossum and a possum

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2019:

If the possum has an "o" in it's name, it's good eats.

I've been travel in the wilds of both North and South Carolina, doing my best not to run over bible ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 9, 2019:

South of the Border on I-95? That is one of the worst roadside attractions ever.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2019:

Now a word from "I remember when 'cause 'ah's an old fart." @BufftonBeotch . . . . in high school there were numerous pickups with blatant gun racks That was so they could pull off the side of the road and blast the little birdies off the telephone lines. Deputy sheriffs blamed 'em for causing undependable rural services because of that. Don't forget the American flag decal on the lower left hand side of the cab window. Makes me pine for front set wing windows.

I've been travel in the wilds of both North and South Carolina, doing my best not to run over bible ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 9, 2019:

South of the Border on I-95? That is one of the worst roadside attractions ever.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch With pen knives, also used for sharpening their pencils.

Good Monday morning 🌞 Right on to today's question: what is your favorite alcohol drink?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Moscato from a Myrtle Beach Duplin South Carolina winery, Abita Bourbon Street Imperial Stout (dark as my soul craft beer), dry gin martini with Spanish olives (straight up, stirred never shaken) or a Wreck 'em Ralph Hurricane (5.5 ounces of rum in a fruit punch). Anything canned, pickled or ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@bleurowz The irony about a muscato is it's made from berries rather than a true grape.

Getting the most out of Agnostic.com

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

1) Join groups, especially ones that have topics you enjoy. Look for groups that have more than 80 members, ensuring they have more traffic than those with under 20 members. 2) Make replies to people who post. 3) Make posts in groups, starting off topics especially posts that asks people what ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@Marionville She's so deep in that closet, she does needlepoint bible verses to hang on the wall. She likes to go to a restaurant where ever square inch is covered with scripture and Christian sayings. Food isn't bad. It's all the cooking you'd expect from a home cooking place in Dixie.

It's Muuundaaaay

TomMcGiverin comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Glad I'm retired. I remember how some working days I almost needed to be reminded that stabbing people is wrong, lol!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

It's not wrong. It's the legal complications that get annoying.

It's Muuundaaaay

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

# According to Sesame Street it's --

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@aahouck49 Percy is following me around and demanding excessive affection with great abandon. I should get that kind of demands from witty women to keep me from getting the blues. Because of my failing health, I call Percy my therapy cat.

I was at Hooters this weekend, checking out the new uniforms.

GwenBFree comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I like the new look, much sleeker

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

Whenever Petunia travels she **always** buys a souvenir coffee cup. I bought a coffee cup from them this time. It'd been a decade since I'd been in Hooters. The last time I bought a calendar for Petunia's dad, Roy. He loved it. Now he's got religion and I couldn't buy him anything at Hooters. Father's day is just around the corner.

I was at Hooters this weekend, checking out the new uniforms.

GwenBFree comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I like the new look, much sleeker

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

It's hard to forget one of their waitresses telling me "We can't get these shorts in large. They're all size zero."

It Makes you wonder just what it is that attracts women to the horrible, fat, piggy eyed, ...

genessa comments on Jun 10, 2019:

money g

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@genessa Congratulations! You get the big teddy bear prize.

IF THE KIND OF WOMAN YOU SEEK.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Just say, if you are or if you are not.... lol You are talking in a code

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

It would be more interesting if we'd hear from women who started their introduction "Hi, I'm a well seasoned tart with baby oil and knows how to use it."

Getting the most out of Agnostic.com

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

1) Join groups, especially ones that have topics you enjoy. Look for groups that have more than 80 members, ensuring they have more traffic than those with under 20 members. 2) Make replies to people who post. 3) Make posts in groups, starting off topics especially posts that asks people what ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@Marionville She's not a fan of social media.

SNAFU: military slang -- Situation Normal All Fucked Up.

Charlene comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Had my own damn snafu this morning, talk about Fubar..😀

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

Expostulate. Elucidate. If possible, illustrate.

Getting the most out of Agnostic.com

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

1) Join groups, especially ones that have topics you enjoy. Look for groups that have more than 80 members, ensuring they have more traffic than those with under 20 members. 2) Make replies to people who post. 3) Make posts in groups, starting off topics especially posts that asks people what ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@Marionville Petunia is hiding my Agnostic.com t-shirt.

It is the custom in New Orleans for women to flash their breasts at you if you look like you're ...

Anonbene comments on Jun 10, 2019:

It's a custom around my house too but the beads get used for a different purpose.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

That purpose is?

It's Muuundaaaay

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

# According to Sesame Street it's --

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@aahouck49 I was in Licking Lizard, NC last week. Didn't see you waving as I zoomed by.

Science fiction done right.

RoyMillar comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Interesting,,definitly a lady you would look up to. and as a bonus somethings would be right at eye level ..mmmm I am bad lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

Let me introduce you to my little friend

SNAFU: military slang -- Situation Normal All Fucked Up.

aahouck49 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I am one lucky girl: last job teaching that school had black mold and asbestos and no one told me until I had to have most of my right vocal chord removed!! So, sound like Steven Tyler except cannot sing, never could but as child in choir due to nice music teacher, Marion is right as usual, you can ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

Percy is being an ingratiating and obsequious toady today. He's in shock that he was left alone at home for four days and is trying to convince us we need him in our lives. He's doing a bit of pitiful whining as well.

It's Muuundaaaay

Our_existence comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Animal, vegetable, or mineral... Haven't decided what I will be today 😳😂😂❓

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@Charlene Guess you are the top half that eats.

Good Monday morning 🌞 Right on to today's question: what is your favorite alcohol drink?

Robecology comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I've been in to - and out of - alcohol interests all my life. Never developed a "Wine-snob" POV. I like my Martini's straight and cold...not dirty, "dry" (no vermouth) and any brand will do. Tequila's fun...anyone notice a slightly different "high"? ...and I'll "taste" a liquer every now...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

>Tequila's fun...anyone notice a slightly different "high"? Only when the worm is eaten.

Good Monday morning 🌞 Right on to today's question: what is your favorite alcohol drink?

Dancing comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I love a frozen margarita.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

That's what busted my blender.

Good Monday morning 🌞 Right on to today's question: what is your favorite alcohol drink?

Haemish1 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Sam Smith’s Organic Chocolate Stout

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

Gee, as long as it's not anything fancy?

I have tried a couple of other date sites and so many profiles start out with must love Jesus, or ...

maturin1919 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Try a hail Satan.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

He never writes back.

I've been travel in the wilds of both North and South Carolina, doing my best not to run over bible ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 9, 2019:

South of the Border on I-95? That is one of the worst roadside attractions ever.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch Same story for a class one (send your infirm grandmother) rapids in central Texas.

Asking if there is no god, what is the purpose of life is like...

josh_is_exciting comments on Jun 9, 2019:

False equivalency. Master's don't make their slaves from nothing, they don't create their slaves, they steal them. You can't steal something that you made from nothing. "God", if he were really there, would have made us, with a purpose, just like we make things and expect them to do what we want ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@greyeyed123 Or buy them at the local auction.

MALE, n.

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Well hardly! It’s still largely a man’s world, and you can take that from one who knows!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@Marionville My mother told me when she was a young mother she decided to read us night time stores verbatim from the bible. That's when she realized it was too gory to read to three to five year olds the details of ripping babies out of the womb and other x-rated adventures. Ergo the 1925 Scopes "monkey" trial banner: "Read your bible. It'll scare you to death."

Science fiction done right.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Attack of the 50 foot woman?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

It came out of the depths.

I've been travel in the wilds of both North and South Carolina, doing my best not to run over bible ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 9, 2019:

South of the Border on I-95? That is one of the worst roadside attractions ever.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch It's worse than that. It is an ice cold mountain stream. At the bottom of the slide is an equally icy pool. Riders don't get right back in line.

digerati (plural noun) Those skilled in digital technology, replacing the older sexist term tech ...

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

What is the antonym of a digerati? I’m whatever it is....I call myself a Luddite but that’s a bit 19th century! Love the view...where?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@Marionville What do the locals do to get a drink? What they do in any "dry" county: drive to the next county. If they have a few snorts in the wet county, coming back home gives one a sense of adventure.

Very interesting 🤔

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

# If you wait for your prince to come, you'll have a dog named "prince." Come Prince! Come!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@MrLizard >We all make some assumptions about these memes. My "assumptions" are more logical than yours.

digerati (plural noun) Those skilled in digital technology, replacing the older sexist term tech ...

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

What is the antonym of a digerati? I’m whatever it is....I call myself a Luddite but that’s a bit 19th century! Love the view...where?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Marionville Lynchburg, Tennessee is also known for their pure limestone springs and that draws commercial distillers to the area. Lynchburg is in Moore County and the people of Moore County have not voted on a wet/dry referendum since 1933. Essentially it stems from the public policy adopted around the time of prohibition

MALE, n.

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Well hardly! It’s still largely a man’s world, and you can take that from one who knows!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Marionville I have never met anyone named Ambrose. Common name in Ireland? First time I heard "Call me Ishmael" (opening line in *Moby Dick*) I didn't realize it was an Old Testament name.

Religion in a relationship

Killtheskyfairy comments on Jun 9, 2019:

How could you have a relationship with someone who believes in mythical god and superstitions?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@SeaMeNebraska Took Petunia six months before she realized I hung an art museum reproduction of a nude redhead on the wall.

digerati (plural noun) Those skilled in digital technology, replacing the older sexist term tech ...

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

What is the antonym of a digerati? I’m whatever it is....I call myself a Luddite but that’s a bit 19th century! Love the view...where?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Marionville Did you know most of the major bourbon distilleries in the United States are centered around an area where they won't sell alcoholic beverages to the locals?

MALE, n.

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Well hardly! It’s still largely a man’s world, and you can take that from one who knows!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Marionville Your assumption was correct. He was a contemporary of Mark Twain and a regional western writer.

Science fiction done right.

amymcmxcii comments on Jun 9, 2019:

?????????????

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@amymcmxcii Got a few pictures on that theme.

Very interesting 🤔

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

# If you wait for your prince to come, you'll have a dog named "prince." Come Prince! Come!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@MrLizard This comment is not about finding perfection, it's about not settling for someone who does not respect you. The meme's author also says they are waiting for someone for someone **they deserve** in addition to someone who's loyal and respects them. Considering the misspelling and irregular capitalization in the meme, us English majors would be too good for them. ;-) Why not get someone **better** than you deserve? The meme is an idealistic thought in which the person they meet could **never** change their personality over time. The message it sends to me is nobody will ever be good enough for them and infers they're making up excuses why nobody wants to have a relationship with them. Additionally it says the second they meet Mysterious Stranger declarations of loyalty and respect will happen instantly. To sum up: it's bogus, dude.

MALE, n.

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Well hardly! It’s still largely a man’s world, and you can take that from one who knows!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Marionville I'm not sure which gender you've identified an author named "Ambrose." Are you familiar with Ambrose's works, i.e. *The Outcasts of Poker Flats*? One my favorite Devil's Dictionary definition is "BELLADONNA, n. In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues."

Science fiction done right.

amymcmxcii comments on Jun 9, 2019:

?????????????

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@amymcmxcii In the Sci-fi movies about giant women, they're always fully dressed. Show me the giant **nekid* women.

digerati (plural noun) Those skilled in digital technology, replacing the older sexist term tech ...

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

What is the antonym of a digerati? I’m whatever it is....I call myself a Luddite but that’s a bit 19th century! Love the view...where?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Marionville They have a small lake that comes with small boat rentals and picnic spots. As a campground, forget it. Petunia says it has some of the worse hiking trails ever. I disagree because one needs to go a **little** off trail to enjoy the view before reaching the summit. We have failed to reach the summit. One of our other favorite local picnic grounds is at Chau Ram Park. It was where I saw my first wild turkey take flight.

Don’t dither, come hither

bobwjr comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Beautiful woman perfect breasts

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@bobwjr Playtex

I've been travel in the wilds of both North and South Carolina, doing my best not to run over bible ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 9, 2019:

South of the Border on I-95? That is one of the worst roadside attractions ever.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch "Downtown" Lizard Lick, North Carolina, perched on top of a filling station across the street from Lizard Lick Towing. Now for something completely different:

MALE, n.

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Well hardly! It’s still largely a man’s world, and you can take that from one who knows!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Same lexicon, same author. FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex. The Maker, at Creation's birth, With living things had stocked the earth. From elephants to bats and snails, They all were good, for all were males. But when the Devil came and saw He said: "By Thine eternal law Of growth, maturity, decay, These all must quickly pass away And leave untenanted the earth Unless Thou dost establish birth"— Then tucked his head beneath his wing To laugh—he had no sleeve—the thing With deviltry did so accord, That he'd suggested to the Lord. The Master pondered this advice, Then shook and threw the fateful dice Wherewith all matters here below Are ordered, and observed the throw; Then bent His head in awful state, Confirming the decree of Fate. From every part of earth anew The conscious dust consenting flew, While rivers from their courses rolled To make it plastic for the mould. Enough collected (but no more, For niggard Nature hoards her store) He kneaded it to flexible clay, While Nick unseen threw some away. And then the various forms He cast, Gross organs first and finer last; No one at once evolved, but all By even touches grew and small Degrees advanced, till, shade by shade, To match all living things He'd made Females, complete in all their parts Except (His clay gave out) the hearts. "No matter," Satan cried; "with speed I'll fetch the very hearts they need"— So flew away and soon brought back The number needed, in a sack. That night earth rang with sounds of strife— Ten million males each had a wife; That night sweet Peace her pinions spread O'er Hell—ten million devils dead!

OK - and a perfectly innocent picture of a young lady on a bicycle.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Without a chain guard, her dress will get snagged.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@ToakReon Yesterday, I had lunch at a chain restaurant known more for their wait staff than their food and drinks. They changed their uniform design. Petunia, as you might expect, is always annoyed by how friendly their waitresses are.

digerati (plural noun) Those skilled in digital technology, replacing the older sexist term tech ...

Marionville comments on Jun 9, 2019:

What is the antonym of a digerati? I’m whatever it is....I call myself a Luddite but that’s a bit 19th century! Love the view...where?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Love the view...where? Table Rock State Park, South Carolina, one of my favorite places for an afternoon get away. It's part of the Great Blue Wall, next to the Eastern Continental Divide. When I go there, I always buy postcards.

I've been travel in the wilds of both North and South Carolina, doing my best not to run over bible ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 9, 2019:

South of the Border on I-95? That is one of the worst roadside attractions ever.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch At least I got to see a statue honoring a licking lizard. I wish I had been able to take a picture of a cell phone tower. What made it special was they used brown concrete on the tower and hid the antennas in fake branches, so it looked like an odd looking tall tree. Had I taken a picture while traveling at 70 mph, it would have been a blurry looking "tree."

Points needed: in 48 hours I will have been on this site for 3 months and I need 1,100 points to ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Tell 'em you're establishing a home for elderly child molesters that support Trump for king of the United States political action group across the street from vacation bible school. That'll rack up the points.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Zoohome I'm amazingly amazing yet modest about it.

Don’t dither, come hither

bobwjr comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Beautiful woman perfect breasts

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Can't tell from the picture if she has two.

Science fiction done right.

amymcmxcii comments on Jun 9, 2019:

?????????????

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

In science fiction producing giant humans from short women is possible. Key word: **fiction.**

Religion in a relationship

Killtheskyfairy comments on Jun 9, 2019:

How could you have a relationship with someone who believes in mythical god and superstitions?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Killtheskyfairy It is the custom of the people to put up a Christmas tree. Because Petunia goes overboard, she'll get three to five trees up per year.

Religion in a relationship

Killtheskyfairy comments on Jun 9, 2019:

How could you have a relationship with someone who believes in mythical god and superstitions?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

I'll mention that to Petunia. Married for 12 years to a ultra fundamentalist Southern Baptist. She leaves the room when someone wants to talk to me about religion but I'll help her put up the Christmas decorations anyway.

I've been travel in the wilds of both North and South Carolina, doing my best not to run over bible ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 9, 2019:

South of the Border on I-95? That is one of the worst roadside attractions ever.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Missing in action: pecan logs at Stuckey's.

I've been travel in the wilds of both North and South Carolina, doing my best not to run over bible ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 9, 2019:

South of the Border on I-95? That is one of the worst roadside attractions ever.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

The guy hired Mexicans to build the place. Goats on a roof is something I've run across a couple of times. I can't see a guy with a car full of kids passing **that**. It's exactly what it sounds like: they put goats on a gift shop roof. You can put goat feed in a bucket attached to a pulley and a rope -- feed the goats on the roof. Next year I'm going the see the Minnesota's biggest ball of yarn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcw326PJuDw

OK - and a perfectly innocent picture of a young lady on a bicycle.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Without a chain guard, her dress will get snagged.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@ToakReon It doesn't work that way. More like she fall down, she go boom, us with first aid kits introduce ourselves with stupid questions.

Heterosexual men like women’s breasts.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Where's the pic?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 8, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow No telling what one can do with a plastic surgeon with a sense of adventure.

Heterosexual men like women’s breasts.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Where's the pic?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 8, 2019:

I got the who ha big booby picture for 'ya. How she stands up, is another question.

But she's too old anyway

brentan comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Lead us not into temptation.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 8, 2019:

For we can find our own way.

Congratulations to @scurry on making it to level 8.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Congratulations, @scurry, on reaching level 8! You get a t-shirt and pen now!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@scurry Made with genuine (accept no substitutes) plastic.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is one of the longest words in the dictionary — and, in an ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

My source adds " What are the symptoms? *"Symptoms may be triggered when a person sees a long word, such as “antidisestablishmentarianism.” This can cause a person with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia to feel a great deal of fear and anxiety. They may also avoid reading so they don’t ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@aahouck49 is Percy on to you?? He follows me around like a love sick little kitten.

Heterosexual men like women’s breasts.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Where's the pic?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@Arouet Show me the big bouncing titties and forget the lectures.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is one of the longest words in the dictionary — and, in an ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

My source adds " What are the symptoms? *"Symptoms may be triggered when a person sees a long word, such as “antidisestablishmentarianism.” This can cause a person with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia to feel a great deal of fear and anxiety. They may also avoid reading so they don’t ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@aahouck49 >hence his more than just as astrobogulus as can be!! You mean "ostrobogulous"?

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is one of the longest words in the dictionary — and, in an ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

My source adds " What are the symptoms? *"Symptoms may be triggered when a person sees a long word, such as “antidisestablishmentarianism.” This can cause a person with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia to feel a great deal of fear and anxiety. They may also avoid reading so they don’t ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@FrayedBear I'm certain I quoted my source correctly. I don't speak Maori well enough to know better.

Ever have a desperate dater? Ugh.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Love means never having to say you went to take a shower

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@St-Sinner How was the fuck? Persistent and frequent with options for upside down cow girl, anal and B&D. No blow jobs. Never did like B&D but Jean insisted on getting tied down and spanked. One of the questions that baffle Dr. Ruth is how do you tie them down without cutting off the blood flow? I suppose Dr. Ruth and I ought to learn more about knots. Where's a kinky scout master when you need them?

My t-shirt finally arrived today. Next I got to try it on after my fundamentalist spouse cools off.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 3, 2019:

We'll all want to see the photo!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo Petunia is willing to take my picture when I'm wearing a loud shirt and doing something stupid like petting friendly alligators.

My t-shirt finally arrived today. Next I got to try it on after my fundamentalist spouse cools off.

freedom41 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Way to go on getting the t shirt.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

It fits and because it's black, it sucks cat hair off the cat.

My t-shirt finally arrived today. Next I got to try it on after my fundamentalist spouse cools off.

Robecology comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Pictures, please!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood Guys that do the cooking and cleaning have a ton of leeway with the women.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is one of the longest words in the dictionary — and, in an ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

My source adds " What are the symptoms? *"Symptoms may be triggered when a person sees a long word, such as “antidisestablishmentarianism.” This can cause a person with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia to feel a great deal of fear and anxiety. They may also avoid reading so they don’t ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@Marionville Darling it could have been worse. I could have mentioned the town with the longest name. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand. My source (https://translation.babylon-software.com/english/taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu/) says: (“Longest Place Name” in the World) official name and the Maori name for Taumata, hill that is 1,000 feet (305 meters) high located close to Porangahau in New Zealand (literal meaning " The summit where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, the climber of mountains, the land-swallower who travelled about, played his nose flute to his loved one")

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is one of the longest words in the dictionary — and, in an ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

AHHHHHHHHHHH why no trigger warnings

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

I'm trying to live up to Petunia's claim I am a "Mean old man." Warning it's about to get worse.

Ever have a desperate dater? Ugh.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Love means never having to say you went to take a shower

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@St-Sinner I suspect she may not be alive. One of her three **other** boy friends got her drunk before handing her a few dollars for more drinks. She took his bicycle, got out in the **passing lane at night** and had a third of her brains knocked out all over the highway. She lived but with something with an IQ of negative two. I last saw her in a nursing home, grinding her rear teeth into stumps. Because the impact totaled the truck, the driver tried to sue for damages.

What type of ship should Trump have named after him?

Diogenes comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I suggest a garbage scow--- in respect for his consistent work to DELIVER- certainly never to REMOVE.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

I thought the purpose of a garbage scow was to take garbage out to sea and dump it.

What type of ship should Trump have named after him?

wordywalt comments on Jun 4, 2019:

A garbage scow.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

You beat me to it.

I'm finally here after all these years.🤗

Petter comments on Jun 4, 2019:

That's a major reason why I emigrated, 32 years ago. I was getting too old for all the excitement in my life.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

Did the food get better?

Just a reminder: in a 2016 article, Franklin Graham calls for school boards to be dominated be ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I grew up going to public schools with the daily prayer and the idol worship of the flag pledge. T'ain't nothing new to me. We'un's all crazy in the states. Let's all go indiscriminately bomb the heathens somewhere we'un's we can't find on a map.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@Rob1948 Sentence fragments strike again!

Woof woof sigh

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

The written word is thus passed on.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@BestWithoutGods Cats don't eat homework. They shred it and scatter it.

Ever have a desperate dater? Ugh.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Love means never having to say you went to take a shower

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@St-Sinner I'd tell you more but you'd want her address.

Just a reminder: in a 2016 article, Franklin Graham calls for school boards to be dominated be ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I grew up going to public schools with the daily prayer and the idol worship of the flag pledge. T'ain't nothing new to me. We'un's all crazy in the states. Let's all go indiscriminately bomb the heathens somewhere we'un's we can't find on a map.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@Rob1948 Fur sure, fur sure.

We have all experienced hurt from hurtful people and it can be difficult to meet frowns with smiles ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Start the day with a smile and get it over with.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@Surfpirate Have I ever mentioned the Last Temple of the Great Black Cosmic Muffin Mistress? That deity considers humanity Her greatest mistake and gets annoyed when they say good things about her. Prayer pisses Her off.

I’ve never had a pet, but I had a roommate who owned a black cat named Pixie.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I boarded my cat, Percy, this weekend. You wouldn't guess how insecure he's feeling now. He's following me around, demanding love. Is that what happens with straight married couples?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@Jolanta If Percy example is a clue, the curtain rod would come off the wall. BTW, he lost weight in kitty jail. They complained he managed to rip the gate off his cat carrier. I'll have to buy a stronger cat carrier. Never knew he was that tough a Tom cat.

My t-shirt finally arrived today. Next I got to try it on after my fundamentalist spouse cools off.

maturin1919 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Still waiting on mine, @admin.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

They sent it to me by way of golfer tortoise. Wait until you see this thing coming to your house: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t2Klo5zF0o

Ever have a desperate dater? Ugh.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Love means never having to say you went to take a shower

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

One time a gal called me up and asked "What you doing?" I told her I was masturbating wildly. "I'll be right over," she replied. She wanted to solve my sexual frustration with the real thing. One never knows when an opportunity will strike.

Ever have a desperate dater? Ugh.

Petter comments on Jun 3, 2019:

No one would ever be that desperate to date me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@germangirl90439 Darling, he never hangs out on the funky side of town with the chronically obsessed women. You should give him the grand tour to widen his dating horizon. I don't know what it is but when I'm escorted by a single woman, it makes me a magnet for other women. One time I was having an affair and took her out, when a second woman ran up to introduce herself to us. "Are you," she asked, "a couple?" "No," replied Jean. "We're looking for better people." That's when I got lonesome woman's phone number. True story, I kid you not.

My t-shirt finally arrived today. Next I got to try it on after my fundamentalist spouse cools off.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 3, 2019:

We'll all want to see the photo!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

Looks just like your T-shirt in your profile picture. What's there to see?

My t-shirt finally arrived today. Next I got to try it on after my fundamentalist spouse cools off.

Robecology comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Pictures, please!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2019:

@Robecology ..I think she should wear it.... Petunia chronically litters the wall with religious related junk and even has framed bible verses she has made with needlepoint. Recently I annoyed her by hanging a water color painting on black corduroy. It was a painting of irises. They reminded me of irises I'd found in the marshes during my childhood. She said it looked too much like a black velvet painting sans Elvis.

We have all experienced hurt from hurtful people and it can be difficult to meet frowns with smiles ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Start the day with a smile and get it over with.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2019:

@Triphid I've always considered that it's possible the day of the last judgement is long over. The deity has already fucked you. Move along.

Just a reminder: in a 2016 article, Franklin Graham calls for school boards to be dominated be ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I grew up going to public schools with the daily prayer and the idol worship of the flag pledge. T'ain't nothing new to me. We'un's all crazy in the states. Let's all go indiscriminately bomb the heathens somewhere we'un's we can't find on a map.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2019:

@Rob1948 Why, I'm so wonderful it's disgusting to give the details; amazingly amazing yet modest about it.

My t-shirt finally arrived today. Next I got to try it on after my fundamentalist spouse cools off.

Robecology comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Pictures, please!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2019:

Sadly the torture that delivered the t-shirt has shuttled off without getting his picture taken.

Who's working tonight?

JimG comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Carlos must not have a life.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2019:

@JimG > Because it was so common for people to do that, they could always find another job. Yep. **Another** low paying job, no benefits with the company willing to fire you on a whim. What's loyalty after that?

Just a reminder: in a 2016 article, Franklin Graham calls for school boards to be dominated be ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I grew up going to public schools with the daily prayer and the idol worship of the flag pledge. T'ain't nothing new to me. We'un's all crazy in the states. Let's all go indiscriminately bomb the heathens somewhere we'un's we can't find on a map.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2019:

@Rob1948 > if my saying “if I rightly remember” is your excuse for your getting the facts about the Scopes trial wrong; Wrong again. It's my excuse for making you look it up.

I'm reminded of this whenever I think the answers are somewhere else "out there."

GwenBFree comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I heard this in terms of being aware of gods presencr

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2019:

@bleurowz If a fish jumps out of water and falls back into water, it's a dead give away there's water.

We have all experienced hurt from hurtful people and it can be difficult to meet frowns with smiles ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Start the day with a smile and get it over with.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2019:

@Surfpirate . . . .as an Atheist with no delusional hope of an after life in the clouds. Or that God will get 'ya.