Last I heard, the backers of the Hollywood Walk of Fame were discussing removing Trump's star ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 3, 2019:

He'd say it was removed because they personally wanted to give it to him. On a somewhat similar note, Cornhusker HWY signs were stolen all the time. I think they renamed it. But that's because people LIKE the Huskers! A friend of mine stole one years ago, and he lost some of his Snap-On sockets in ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

>He'd say it was removed because they personally wanted to give it to him. They have to give it to him pieces. They're breaking it up in rock shards. People steal signs to show the sign to their buddies. They don't break it up into little peaces and put it in a jar. They only "give it to him" is to show their disgust, symbolically taking a pick ax to him. In return, the courts give it to them for destroying public property. People have gone to jail over this. It doesn't do anything to Trump because the C of C replaces it. The only serious question is when will the C of C stop replacing it.

Good morning Girls and Boys.

Soarfeet comments on Apr 3, 2019:

You made a very wise decision avoiding back surgery.... neurosurgeons often seem to have their own financial interests as a priority rather than the patient. Western medicine is by & large FOR profit these days. ...good to know you found pain relief.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

@Soarfeet You figure stem cell therapy is done free of charge? He went to the VA to try to get his medical benefits to pay for it. Join the military so people from distance lands can try their hands at killing you, you should get benefits for get out alive. However, we're talking military when it comes to fighting the chain of command. Dealing with the VA is its own nightmare.

Hello fellow Carolinians! I was going to say Tarheels but I remembered our southern sister ...

LimeySteve comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Hello, and welcome!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

@Tess67isn’t every tourist town “beer city?” Mercy sakes, Honey child. **No.** Cherokee, NC, is a tourist trap town of the first water. Can't buy beer, wine or mixed drinks. Bring your own firewater. I used to live in Pensacola, Florida, which draws tourists for it's sandy beaches and spring break. Last I heard it had one brewery inside an Irish pub. Three vats, some waiting.

what I would really like to do would be to watch Interstellar with someone who has an appreciation ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Too late. I married her. She is my trophy wife. Okay, so she's an honorable mention.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

@VineetHonkan s your profile ic that of Bertrand Russell? Yes. With some advanced mouse clicking, you can read the quote from him. *As far as I can remember there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.*

Where Easter really came from.

altschmerz comments on Apr 2, 2019:

A holiday celebrating fertility and sex - now that I can get behind!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile My fertility ritual is water in the plants frequently with a look a like version of Miracle Grow. Soil preparation is critical and generally back breaking. Once that's over, you have to guard against garden pests and pull weeds. The factor a gardener has no control over is the weather. Get all of that early work is done, a late freeze will kill the tender young plants and it's back to square one. Appeal to the weather god and it might just piss her off. No telling. Here the weather deity is in love with drought. In the summer I have to water the tomatoes twice daily. Somebody keeps sending me the dreaded horned green tomato worm -- hard to spot and will eat the entire plant in three days. Got to catch 'em all and go fishing. It's work that brings in the crops and knowing what to plant. There is always plants that won't grow in your soil or require shade to grow. BTW, my tulips are blooming right now. I couldn't grow them in Florida because I was in the wrong weather zone.

Guaranteeing repeat business

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

In Laurens, SC, they have a water tower that overlooks a funeral home. It's the favorite perch for the dozen or so vultures. =(:o

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

All the vultures want is a high point to sit after flying into town to catch the thermals from roads and buildings. Ground take offs is exhausting for a vulture.

I'm all out of birds.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

A bird in the ass is worth two in the grass

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

Bird in the hand means a light lunch.

Grab it! Grab it!!!

MojoDave comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I'll be nice and say Turkey Neck!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

There's no polite way of saying a person has a disgusting appearance.

Where Easter really came from.

altschmerz comments on Apr 2, 2019:

A holiday celebrating fertility and sex - now that I can get behind!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile You got any fertility rituals for my spring planting? I'm no longer welcome at the American sexual holiday, spring break.

Attachment is the beginning of sorrow.

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 2, 2019:

It happened when they closed the Discount Grocery

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@Count_Viceroy Vegan shrimp might not be moving at the regular supermarket. When I shopped at discount groceries, I'd see discontinued products on the shelves.

Last I heard, the backers of the Hollywood Walk of Fame were discussing removing Trump's star ...

EMC2 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Come on now, just because he has a star people believe he was awarded one. He most likely bought it, bribed it, or leveraged it. NO way any Hollywood would recognize him as worthy.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

>NO way any Hollywood would recognize him as worthy. Ronald Regan comes to mind. We're talking TV producer back in 1996. Would anyone in Hollywood sell out to a TV producer? Hand me $30,000 and I'll put a star of fame in my driveway to Ted Bundy.

58 Ford X-2000 concept car

Triphid comments on Mar 29, 2019:

LOL, FORD = Fix and Repair Daily or Full of Rust and Dents.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@Triphid . . . came from the Cherokee lands in what they called the 'Land of the Blue Smoke'. I do most of my camping in the Blue Ridge Mountains because they are nearby. The Smoky Mountains National Park is on the edge of a Cherokee reservation, unimaginatively named Cherokee, North Carolina. The reservation is a 90 minute drive for me. Pictured below is from the Blue Ridge Parkway. Notice the blue hue on the next mountain ridge? It's not man made pollution. It's the hydrocarbons released by the dense forests.

Senate Confirms Dangerous Religious Extremist Allison Rushing As Federal Judge [patheos.

altschmerz comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Some so-called democracy. When our founding fathers created the electoral college and the rule of two senators per state, no matter the size of the population, they insured that a hateful minority of religious nutjob terrorists would ruin the country with their bigotry and idiotic ideas. All because...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@jerry99 If the lettuce was **always** watered with fecal matter, we'd stop eating lettuce. That doesn't mean once in a while somebody screws up. There has been huge leaps in sanitation since the late 18th century. When the constitution was being written germ theory was unknown. It was common for farm animals to walk up to the well. I remember my grandparents lived in an era where most people felt a sixth grade education was **good enough.**

Attachment is the beginning of sorrow.

bleurowz comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Yes and no. I think there has to be a definition of what attachment means here. In this context it's about losing sight of who you are in relation to who and what you're connected to.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

I don't miss my first wife. There's too many loose ends and ill defined terms to agree with the meme.

Attachment is the beginning of sorrow.

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 2, 2019:

It happened when they closed the Discount Grocery

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

They have a few of those in my area. They sell groceries past the "best if used by" date. The ONLY time I had too much caviar in the house was when one of those stores sold it at a deep discount -- dollar a can.

Where Easter really came from.

altschmerz comments on Apr 2, 2019:

A holiday celebrating fertility and sex - now that I can get behind!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

There isn't exactly a shortage of celebrations about fertility and sex. Some even religious. ;-) Christianity couldn't outlaw those celebrations because they were **too popular.** Instead, they tried to include them as a Christian celebration.

Guaranteeing repeat business

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

In Laurens, SC, they have a water tower that overlooks a funeral home. It's the favorite perch for the dozen or so vultures. =(:o

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@Rudy1962 Do they ever get a corpse? It's unlikely. I never saw the birds landing in town.

Flint Still No Clean Water but a F-cking Wall!

19dacar52 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

The answer to both questions is that Trump is a racist.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

Poor people have little political sway. If they're poor black people, it's icing on the cake.

Senate Confirms Dangerous Religious Extremist Allison Rushing As Federal Judge [patheos.

altschmerz comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Some so-called democracy. When our founding fathers created the electoral college and the rule of two senators per state, no matter the size of the population, they insured that a hateful minority of religious nutjob terrorists would ruin the country with their bigotry and idiotic ideas. All because...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

>and the rule of two senators per state, no matter the size of the population House of representatives were chosen by the size of the state's population. You go back when the constitution was being written you see wide spread illiteracy and limited access to a well connected news media. Often news whatever a visitor to town said it was. You think we got stupid shits now? Mob rule made too much sense. Lynching was a common community effort. Times they been a'changing. We no longer drink down stream from the cattle ranch.

Smash the like button if you agree. ???

bookofmorons comments on Apr 2, 2019:

TIP: remember to do that before they nail it shut.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

If you're dead, they don't need to nail it. I'm amazed they sell wicker coffins.

Welcome to Texas.

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 2, 2019:

You left out Georgia, both Carolinas and Tennessee.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue I thought the implication was that the deep south USA has it's own language. Ahem. Dixie -- southeast US. The region has a dialect of English but not an entirely different language. Like any region of a large country, they have **some** different cultural differences from other regions of the US. Unlike other regions, we enjoy making fun of ourselves. One day, I might find a guy from Ohio making jokes about Ohio. Growing up in Dixie, I thought all grocery stories kept 50 pounds of dog food by the door. When I moved to San Jose, California, I found 50 pounds of rice by the grocery door.

Last I heard, the backers of the Hollywood Walk of Fame were discussing removing Trump's star ...

Dancing comments on Apr 2, 2019:

He never deserved one but now it needs to be removed.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

>He never deserved one but now it needs to be removed. I never heard his check to the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce bounced.

Last I heard, the backers of the Hollywood Walk of Fame were discussing removing Trump's star ...

Dancing comments on Apr 2, 2019:

He never deserved one but now it needs to be removed.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Follow the money, who gets paid off to put a star on that sidewalk? The stars on the walk pay a one time fee of $30,000. If you are making millions, $30,000 is pocket change. Who is chosen and who keeps it up is the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce. The upkeep is a joke. Exception: replacing Trumps star regularly is atypical and the bills are rolling up. It's impractical to assign a security guard to protect it. Therefore I'm assuming it'll be will be eventually removed because of the economics, not because of Trump. The city council and other civic organizations have recommending it being removed. Trump bought out and ran the beauty pagents from 1996 to 2015.

I think we can all agree Islam would be better off?

Robecology comments on Apr 2, 2019:

The purpose of those outfits were/are to inhibit and discourage (islamic) men from coming on too strongly. With their "dreams of virgins in heaven" the outfits are apparently not working....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@educatedredneck analyze the efficacy of religions, you'll go crazy That's what happened to me!

I have a date with Rosie Palm....she was Miss Michigan!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I thought for those with a sex life, it was a day of rest and reflection.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@EricTrommater My previous reply seems to have been deleted. Too steamy?

Super hiking woman Any guys looking for a hiking partner?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

I'm an old fat white guy with asthma. On backpacking trails, I don't pass anyone. It takes me all day to do ten miles. This year I've had two strokes. Now I stagger when I walk. That phase of my life may have retreated for good. :-( I'm looking at canoing instead.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@AncientNight Once a canoe has an outrigger, I consider it a catamaran without the trampoline. I think I may have pulled my left arm out of its arm socket. My doctor gave me medicine to decrease the inflammation and says the next step is an MRI because an x-ray is too cheap. Canoe trip seems to be slipping out of the picture.

Welcome to Texas.

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 2, 2019:

You left out Georgia, both Carolinas and Tennessee.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

It's too epic a chore to include the entire planet.

Petunia's excuse why we stay out of Cajun restaurants.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

LIMM (Laughing Inside My Mind)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@Elganned Your question has potential for an x-rated Jeff Foxworthy routine. When you **finally** leave the house and have to lean on the shopping cart to get around the supermarket, you've done it way too much. If you find yourself begging her to do **anything else** you've done it too much. If you killed a family size bottle of Vasoline . . . When you decide you don't have enough towels or bed sheets . . . If you ask yourself what kind of bandage to put on a dick with friction burns . . . . If the clerk giggles because you're buying a second case of condoms half way through the weekend and you're leaning on the shopping cart . . . . When she has to call a friend and the friend is within ear shout.

Last I heard, the backers of the Hollywood Walk of Fame were discussing removing Trump's star ...

Dancing comments on Apr 2, 2019:

He never deserved one but now it needs to be removed.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

He got his star because he put beauty contests on television.

Last I heard, the backers of the Hollywood Walk of Fame were discussing removing Trump's star ...

EMC2 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

A private secret by the city is that his star is really the man hole cover to the sewer, Trump thinks it is because he is a fucking star.\

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

Best unverified theory of the week.

We are going backwards

EllieUnique comments on Apr 2, 2019:

That’s what we get for letting religious population multiply and rule us...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

You shouldn't blame **everything** on the Jesus freaks. I blame the gullible getting on the Internet. Long before the Internet the standard for truth was the phrase "It is written." That's when I said "I know how to write. If they're going to buy into the 'it is written' I got a future!" I've been getting published ever since the 7th grade. Turns out we got unlimited gullible people who'll buy anything regardless how much the facts contradict them. With the internet, you can tell them anything including the world is flat and lizards rule the world.

Cosby Campgrounds in the Smokey Mountains has 175 campsites all on a gentle sloop off a series of ...

AncientNight comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Happy Wife! Happy Life! I went camping one time and went to set up my tent, only to find that when I loaned it to a friend, he forgot to pack the tent poles back in the tent roll. Luckily, it was good weather and we slept under the stars that week-end. (DAMN MOSQUITOES!)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@AncientNight To err is human. To moo, bovine.

Nothing is working right. @admin stop trying to make so many changes at once, your fuckin shit up.

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Someone needs to figure this all out soon or we are going to start losing people who don't want to deal with the issues.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

Meh. I wouldn't count on a relatively minor software glitch to destroy the community. The point whores seem to be screaming mad.

Petunia's excuse why we stay out of Cajun restaurants.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

LIMM (Laughing Inside My Mind)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@Rudy1962 >just like no sex made me funnier We who get laid too often salute you.

58 Ford X-2000 concept car

Triphid comments on Mar 29, 2019:

LOL, FORD = Fix and Repair Daily or Full of Rust and Dents.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@Triphid >Annual recorded average rainfall, when and IF we get it, out here is about 10,5 inches per annum, In radical contrast, many of my favorite campsites is in the Smoky Mountain National Forest which gets over three **yards** of rain a year. I live near what Native Americans call *the great blue wall.* It's blue because of the hydrocarbons released by the trees long before white people showed up. When warm humid air travels from west to east from the Mississippi River Valley, once it hits that mountain wall clouds dump their loads, making it ideal for hunting waterfalls. I'm on the east side of that wall, which is prone to drought. The end result is incredibly dense forests. During the Atlanta Olympics, an abortion clinic bomber fled into those forests. Despite an army of federal law enforcement police, he wasn't seen for over a decade. The forests are so dense, once five feet off the trail nobody will see you. The cops picked the bomber up when he went into town for supplies. Pictured below: High Falls, South Carolina.

I'm all out of birds.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 2, 2019:

In like a bird and out like a turd. :P

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

Great invalid theory. You don't want to hear about the medical reports. (Shutter).

I'm all out of birds.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Does this make the bird a BUTTerFLY? :P

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

:-)

Cosby Campgrounds in the Smokey Mountains has 175 campsites all on a gentle sloop off a series of ...

AncientNight comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Happy Wife! Happy Life! I went camping one time and went to set up my tent, only to find that when I loaned it to a friend, he forgot to pack the tent poles back in the tent roll. Luckily, it was good weather and we slept under the stars that week-end. (DAMN MOSQUITOES!)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@AncientNight Mosquitoes prefer cattle over people. When going into high mosquito populations (i.e. near a Florida swamp) have a cow, man. It'll distract them. Pictured below: not a cow.

CONTRAPUNCTAL.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Italians had to describe it; Bach had to create it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@Marionville A case of not stealing from the best.

The paid dating site I'm on-rhymes with Batch-just removed 4 traits from its checklist of member ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 1, 2019:

# Arg, me bucko. Some heads are blessed. The rest are are covered with hair.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@ToolGuy Spread the joy.

The paid dating site I'm on-rhymes with Batch-just removed 4 traits from its checklist of member ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 1, 2019:

# Arg, me bucko. Some heads are blessed. The rest are are covered with hair.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@TomMcGiverin Thank you. Old joke: Women like to feel protected and told jokes. Basically a ninja clown.

Glad that I am taken hehehe...✌✌✌ booooom!???

Pralina1 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Well , I guess all of us that we are " not taken ", are handicapped alright . ???wow .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

The unavailable ones are just for short term parking.

Today’s blog post in advance of my trip.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Course stone ground yellow grits, possibly hiking in the mountains.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 2, 2019:

@UUNJ >I loved them! You are the **first** person outside of Dixie that said that to me. When I mention grits on line, it's common to hear people ask "What are grits?" For those people I have pre-packaged reply: Short answer: grits are a type of corn porridge common to the South Eastern United States (Dixie). About 75% of the grits made in the US do not leave Dixie. It’s made by grinding up corn into meal. The meal is passed through a screen and meal that does not pass is called grits. More interesting answer: many southern states have passed declarations praising grits as a stable of their regions including a bill in South Carolina which declared: “Whereas, throughout its history, the South has relished its grits, making them a symbol of its diet, its customs, its humour, and its hospitality, and whereas, every community in the State of South Carolina used to be the site of a grits mill and every local economy in the State used to be dependent on its product; and whereas, grits has been a part of the life of every South Carolinian of whatever race, background, gender, and income; and whereas, grits could very well play a vital role in the future of not only this State, but also the world.” In 1952 Charleston’s Post and Courier declared “"An inexpensive, simple, and thoroughly digestible food, grits should be made popular throughout the world. Given enough of it, the inhabitants of planet Earth would have nothing to fight about. A man full of grits is a man of peace." There are three kinds of grits: yellow (whole kernel); white (hulled kernels), and; hominy grits (made from nixtamalized corn). The most common is the steel drum ground white grits which tastes similar to farina. Yellow stone ground grits are gummier, more difficult to find and more expensive than white grits. By itself, plain boiled white grits have all the taste appeal of a slice of white bread. If you’re not from Dixie, that’s the way you’ll get them. Salt and butter works wonders on them as well as gravy, cheese, shrimp, sausage . . . . Sort of like “what you want on your white bread?” I find most people prefer their grits cooked with milk, butter and graded cheddar cheese, heavy on the salt. Before I serve it, I stir it until the cheese melts in with the grits. I prefer mine with a soft poached egg on top. Sometimes I throw in fake bacon (flavored soybeans) along with butter, salt and parsley. Because of the red and green colors, I call it Christmas grits. Ignorant visitors to Dixie don’t know how to favor their grits, so when they hear the waitress say “You want grits with that?” they walk away muttering “What was that mush?” It’s why grits aren’t popular outside of Dixie. Stranger answer: it also means Girls Raised In The South.

Cosby Campgrounds in the Smokey Mountains has 175 campsites all on a gentle sloop off a series of ...

AncientNight comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Happy Wife! Happy Life! I went camping one time and went to set up my tent, only to find that when I loaned it to a friend, he forgot to pack the tent poles back in the tent roll. Luckily, it was good weather and we slept under the stars that week-end. (DAMN MOSQUITOES!)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

Mosquitoes repellent doesn't work with mosquitoes that have stuffy noses.

Attention BBW

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 1, 2019:

How does that work?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

Some chemical influence is required.

REVIEW PREVIOUS POSTS! It would be super amazing if some of you would quickly review the recent ...

bleurowz comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Well, since nothing's still been done about it, I have no problem with multiple posts.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

@bleurowz In lieu of a like button, feel free (boy, does that sound like a lurid phrase?) to slather the flattery on the intended. You got that, you sexy thing?

The paid dating site I'm on-rhymes with Batch-just removed 4 traits from its checklist of member ...

GwenBFree comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Interesting, I used to joke that my I met my ex because when we are on the dating site we met on, I thought he was a red head, not a red neck. Seriously though, as a red head I’ve heard way too often from a guy that he doesn’t want to date a red head because we’re too feisty or stubborn, so ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

@mischl One does not ride the plow horse. If you do the cooking and the housework, there's no telling what the women will do for you. No. Really. I can't tell you. There are royalties and copyrights involved.

The paid dating site I'm on-rhymes with Batch-just removed 4 traits from its checklist of member ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 1, 2019:

At least you have confidence and can be open with it. Some try and hide it and it looks worse than ever. I have been fortunate so far to keep my hair.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

@azzow2 It does cool Petunia down when wild women flock to me.

58 Ford X-2000 concept car

Triphid comments on Mar 29, 2019:

LOL, FORD = Fix and Repair Daily or Full of Rust and Dents.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

@Triphid You mean my travel agent **lied** to me about the outback's ski resorts? ;-) > . . . when this town had nearly 2 weeks of nighttime temps ranging from 90 to 98 degrees Fahrenheit and day temps up to 114 F, at 8.00am 21/12/53 it was 101F then the dust clouds rolled in . . . That's when a blooming idiot said "It's not the heat; it's the humidity." After that, Shelia said "Dam it all to hell! I'm turning on the 5,000 BTU air conditioning window unit. You stinking blokes can go outside and leave me alone."

I have never seen a swarm of hawks before this was a surprise to me.

darthfaja comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Talk a walk over there and see what they are hunting. I’m so curious.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

Release the chickens!

The paid dating site I'm on-rhymes with Batch-just removed 4 traits from its checklist of member ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 1, 2019:

At least you have confidence and can be open with it. Some try and hide it and it looks worse than ever. I have been fortunate so far to keep my hair.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

@azzow2 Tell 'em you are one of the wee folks with glandular problem. Women flock to my table during St. Paddy's to know me better. I ought to learn to play the penny whistle.

The paid dating site I'm on-rhymes with Batch-just removed 4 traits from its checklist of member ...

GwenBFree comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Interesting, I used to joke that my I met my ex because when we are on the dating site we met on, I thought he was a red head, not a red neck. Seriously though, as a red head I’ve heard way too often from a guy that he doesn’t want to date a red head because we’re too feisty or stubborn, so ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

@mischl V=I've heard that a lot of men shy away from strong women. After having wild flings with willowy models, I prefer one that can plow the field.

Cosby Campgrounds in the Smokey Mountains has 175 campsites all on a gentle sloop off a series of ...

GuitarDoctor comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Pretty sure you're not supposed to feed chocolate to dogs

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

Chocolate is a treat for bipedal pets, silly boy. One brings along dogs to feed ravenous bears, provided free by the park service. This distinction is brought to you by a guy owned by a cat. The cat stays home.

REVIEW PREVIOUS POSTS! It would be super amazing if some of you would quickly review the recent ...

bleurowz comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Well, since nothing's still been done about it, I have no problem with multiple posts.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

@bleurowz No need to get your undies in a bunch . . . but those are the only women's underwear I ever see. :-( Oh, if only I could meet women who put military creases in their thongs.

Cosby Campgrounds in the Smokey Mountains has 175 campsites all on a gentle sloop off a series of ...

CallMeDave comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Toilet paper, tarp, chocolate. I'm writing this down.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

One must always feed romantically inclined women chocolate. If you don't want them to ever leave you, Belgium chocolate. It's dangerous stuff.

Today’s blog post in advance of my trip.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Course stone ground yellow grits, possibly hiking in the mountains.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

@UUNJ Most places I've lived do not have nearby mountains. Prior to moving here, I'd have to drive 600 miles to get to the mountains. I am a grits snob. Yellow grits aren't common. Stone ground is grits are even less common. Even less common are **course** yellow stone ground grits. Shipping grits from a water powered mill with mill stones is too expensive. What most people settle for is something like dirt cheap, no flavor Jim Dandy steel drum ground white grits. If they're soulless bastards, they have instant grits. If I leave here, I'll never see course stone ground yellow grits. Last time I was in California I couldn't find **any** grits. Disclaimer: **most** people outside of Dixie hate grits and I've yet to find anyone living outside of the US that know what they are.

Okay this is the first time its happened to me but not to others.

bigpawbullets comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Kevin! There are 577 groups (currently) on Agnostic.com. I'd bet you can find a few that will welcome you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

@Wildflower You could convince me by sending them to my group "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group"

My son (15) rapelling down some granite near the blue ridge parkway today. Windy and chilly.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 31, 2019:

I think you mispelled rappelling. Tapelling refers to a mid-wives dealing with a difficult delivery. You must be a proud, if not worried, poppa.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

@CallMeDave Blame the auto correct! Full speed ahead!

58 Ford X-2000 concept car

Triphid comments on Mar 29, 2019:

LOL, FORD = Fix and Repair Daily or Full of Rust and Dents.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

@Triphid >Only ever seen 1 'Beemer' (BMW) broken down and that was because the driver was from the Big Smoke and thought that a 'roo wasn't a s tough as his precious 'Beemer.' We have an overpopulation of deer instead of kangaroos to eliminate the urban motorists. What makes deer worse than the kangaroos is ten seconds after the first deer crosses the road, about four to six **other deer** assume they don't have to watch for traffic. After the first deer has crossed, **most** motorists assume they're in the clear to pick up speed. Urbanites seldom realize they saw the leader of the pack.

58 Ford X-2000 concept car

Triphid comments on Mar 29, 2019:

LOL, FORD = Fix and Repair Daily or Full of Rust and Dents.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 1, 2019:

@Triphid we have Air-coolers and Conditioners as well in case you didn't know. You mislead me by saying you complain about the heat, you were **born** into the heat . . . . Nothing about **doing** anything about the heat. Why you even asked "Who, in their right mind, could ask for more?" Guess it's the Aussie who is turning on the air conditioning while muttering "Dam, it's hot!" that's asking for more. I plan to eschew the issue of Aussie sanity. On the far extreme, prior to electricity the locals here fled to the mountains to escape the heat because while it would be +30c in the flat lands, it would be 23c in the "heat" of the day in the mountains. Up there in the summer it's like outdoor air conditioning without worrying about the electric bill.

Cosby Campgrounds in the Smokey Mountains has 175 campsites all on a gentle sloop off a series of ...

Bigwavedave comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Who is petunia

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2019:

Porky Pig's girlfriend. ;-)

I can't post a dozen of these. Got a thousand.

altschmerz comments on Mar 31, 2019:

I did not know somebody claimed he raped her at 13. And conservatives bleat about accusations of rape against Clinton! Now I'm not going to champion Clinton, he's a dirty old man and if he raped somebody he should be brought to justice (but rapists are rarely brought to justice, even less so when ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2019:

@Freedompath The reason it was dropped was she'd misfiled her case and was unable to get the money to hire a team of lawyers to re-file it.

Do you have a few minutes...?

SeaGreenEyez comments on Mar 31, 2019:

...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2019:

. . . .

How to make your wife submit to your authority [churchandstate.org.uk]

Spinliesel comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Why is she not grabbing his scrotum and squeezing - hard?!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2019:

@Spinliesel One needs a modest amount of knowledge of self defense because attackers don't need to be considerate enough to revel their plans in advance or listen to reason. In the words of the late Ralph Kramden, "One day, Alice, **one day, ONE DAY, bam! To the moon, Alice! **To the moon!**" Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfyKv68sfb0

Tell me your story of your dog getting you "Unlost."

Stevil comments on Mar 31, 2019:

How bout this. I was fishing in the Forney creek area of the Great Smokey Mountains National Park. My dog Ladybug, was off leash laying in a sunny spot, while I waded in the creek casting, but not catching much. She walked to the edge of the creek with hackles raised, a low growl coming from her. I...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2019:

@AncientNight No one ever lost a sled dog to a Polar Bear attack. According to the rangers at local state and federal park rangers **brown bears** are often taunted by dogs off their leash and when given the chance, the bear will kill and eat the dogs. Locally, the bear tries to herd the dogs into what's called a * laurel hell."* A laurel hell is where the laurel trees grows so densely, it's difficult to slide between the trees.

Tell me your story of your dog getting you "Unlost."

Stevil comments on Mar 31, 2019:

How bout this. I was fishing in the Forney creek area of the Great Smokey Mountains National Park. My dog Ladybug, was off leash laying in a sunny spot, while I waded in the creek casting, but not catching much. She walked to the edge of the creek with hackles raised, a low growl coming from her. I...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2019:

Bears find dogs crunchy and good to eat.

58 Ford X-2000 concept car

Triphid comments on Mar 29, 2019:

LOL, FORD = Fix and Repair Daily or Full of Rust and Dents.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2019:

@Triphid out here in Outback we might complain about the summer heat . . . I live in Dixie (southeastern US). We also have brutal summer heat (30-40 c) but we turn on the air conditioning (AC). Prior to the rural electrification act, it used to be the custom for the wealthy to pull the kids out of school for the summer months because it was too hot to put child in a building and expect them to study. They would get heat stroke. Instead, the wealthy would head for their mountain retreat. The poor put their kids in the fields and they'd all chop weeds with a hoe. >Who, in their right mind, could ask for more? The guy in the AC cab of a farm tractor.

How to make your wife submit to your authority [churchandstate.org.uk]

Spinliesel comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Why is she not grabbing his scrotum and squeezing - hard?!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2019:

Because he's holding her arm back with his other hand. Back to judo class for you!

ABSQUATULATE.

TheDoubter comments on Mar 31, 2019:

i heard that as a teenager but never since

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2019:

@Marionville Valid assumption. Just try to find someone from the early 19th century when it was all the rage.

It is disrespectful to post another members city/town on the page without their permission, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Considering almost nobody in this organization uses their **real** name, I can't see somebody driving around Atlanta, Ga, window rolled down yelling "Anyone know the 99th Warthog? He looks like a dead British guy."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2019:

@Jacar Only in the south side of town.

58 Ford X-2000 concept car

Triphid comments on Mar 29, 2019:

LOL, FORD = Fix and Repair Daily or Full of Rust and Dents.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 31, 2019:

@Triphid I guess you haven't been in the Aussie Outback . . . . Safe guess. I stayed in town last time I visited your country, dodging the shady ladies of King's Cross. I often wonder if people living on your side of the planet have been to their local mountain summit to dodge the brutal heat of summer. I live near the Appalachian mountain chain.

Has anyone else been unable to “like” or tag anything this morning?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I often wonder if it's the cell phone users that have most of these types of problems.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2019:

@Marionville Unfortunately my steam powered tower computer is having the same problem. Trimming the wick and polishing the tail fins didn't help

58 Ford X-2000 concept car

Triphid comments on Mar 29, 2019:

LOL, FORD = Fix and Repair Daily or Full of Rust and Dents.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2019:

@SukiSue That description fits **all** cars, including BMWs.

Slayer bashes the trump! This interview was not designed to be about politics, however, it turned ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

This is the long dead theory that if everyone has a gun, they can defeat the MILITARY weapons that the government has. Sure. Let me shoot that tank with three inches of iron armor and a canon that can blow up my house from three miles away. Now let me whip out my .410 and I'll shoot that mile ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2019:

@mcgeo52 Details, details, details. Are you willing to conceded that guns alone will not defend citizens from the government? It is one of the keystone arguments for guns for **everybody.** >There is speculation that . . . . You're raising a red herring for no apparent reason. There are people who will speculate at the dog races and our lizard overlords created Trump. "Speculation"?

Could this be true????

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Erm....has she TRIED farting louder though. Shit, girl tank up on some beans and broccoli and root beer and make that man regret his whole existence.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2019:

@Zoohome Wash those hard boiled eggs down with a pitcher of beer and you can start peeling wall paper.

Why do I keep thinking of moving Rotterdam? Oh, yea --

dave1459 comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Yes, but not in the bike lane.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2019:

It doesn't look like she's in the bike lane. Having been to Amsterdam, I know the bike riders will get in the main traffic lines and ride their bikes on the sidewalks, averaging about 20 mph.

58 Ford X-2000 concept car

Sticks48 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

This is fantastic. I have never seen this.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2019:

"Concept car" sounds like it never made it into production. If that assumption is correct, at least one car executive at Ford and looked at it and said "Hell no!" That maybe why you never saw one. Disclaimer: I drive a tragically under powered 1990 Japanese pick up truck with no pickup, manual shift with five forward speeds. Zero to 60 in two minutes. Give it a tail wind and it'll do 85 mph. Because of the manual shift I don't worry about anyone stealing it and the trophy wife doesn't want to drive it. Major deal: dependable and 30 mph on the Interstate.

58 Ford X-2000 concept car

Triphid comments on Mar 29, 2019:

LOL, FORD = Fix and Repair Daily or Full of Rust and Dents.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2019:

@Triphid Seems unlikely. So, I can assume you drive a Yugo? ;-)

And more than many....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

That explains why any chance Petunia has, she goes piddling in the stores.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2019:

@Livinlife She has the curse of money. She gets money, thinks it's a curse so she keeps buying until she doesn't have any money. She's got clothes I wonder if she's ever worn. We must have at least 300 coffee mugs. The list goes on. If she dies on me, the dump truck will be taking several trips to charitable organizations.

58 Ford X-2000 concept car

Triphid comments on Mar 29, 2019:

LOL, FORD = Fix and Repair Daily or Full of Rust and Dents.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2019:

Ford means First On Race Day.

If you’re gonna ride my ass...

nogod comments on Mar 29, 2019:

l want that

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2019:

@nogod Another use for Mr. Bull Horn.

Slayer bashes the trump! This interview was not designed to be about politics, however, it turned ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

This is the long dead theory that if everyone has a gun, they can defeat the MILITARY weapons that the government has. Sure. Let me shoot that tank with three inches of iron armor and a canon that can blow up my house from three miles away. Now let me whip out my .410 and I'll shoot that mile ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 30, 2019:

@mcgeo52 My mistake. We are talking about something that happened 21 years ago started by the Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF). Since the local cops were on friendly terms with the Branch Davidians, the ATF didn't want the local police to tip the group off. After the Branch Davidians killed members of the ATF, several other law enforcement groups were called in such as the state law enforcement and the FBI. I had to refresh my memory to be more exact on details because it all happened over two decades ago. It still demonstrates that when you shoot law enforcement personal, regardless of which cop it is, a cast of relatively unlimited cops will be called in and your ass **will** become grass. Having a guns to shoot back with does not ensure success by a long shot (pun intended). Regardless, gun advocates continue to claim guns in the hands of citizens will keep the government at bay.

last night while i was sleeping, someone hacked my tinder and now apparently i have a date tonight! ...

jondspen comments on Mar 29, 2019:

So...what you're saying is you're not opposed to the random stranger F-ing, you're just sick and have to cancel?!? Interesting. Shoot me a PM when you feel better - let's set up some Netflix and chill! LOL :D

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@coralisthree Your profile makes me think you're my kind of gal, if only you lived next door instead of Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Okay this is the first time its happened to me but not to others.

bigpawbullets comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Kevin! There are 577 groups (currently) on Agnostic.com. I'd bet you can find a few that will welcome you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@Robecology I try to flatter myself by thinking there aren't that many people who want to have sex in a tent.

Okay this is the first time its happened to me but not to others.

bigpawbullets comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Kevin! There are 577 groups (currently) on Agnostic.com. I'd bet you can find a few that will welcome you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@Robecology ..just make your own group Creating a **popular** group is part lighting strike and a lot of work. Popular is important if you want to see people making daily posts. If a group has 39 people on it, normally I ignore that group. Disclaimer: my group ("Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group") has 15.

Okay this is the first time its happened to me but not to others.

brentan comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Sadly, you're right. It's safer not to engage.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@273kelvin Not applicable. You wouldn't expect to keep posting in a "Jesus is Lord" group. Likewise, fundamental Christians don't flock to this social network and keep quoting bible verses. Administrators don't even **need** a reason to kick you out of their group. If they kick enough people out, they don't have a group. When it happens, it's time to move onto another dictatorship. It's not like they'll hunt you down and shoot you.

Okay this is the first time its happened to me but not to others.

bigpawbullets comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Kevin! There are 577 groups (currently) on Agnostic.com. I'd bet you can find a few that will welcome you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@273kelvin If this trend continues then we all become little sects. Sigh. It's not **just** a trend. It's the most common law of the internet: people establish and flock to groups that reflect their own thinking.

Okay this is the first time its happened to me but not to others.

mordant comments on Mar 29, 2019:

If you started a group, you'd have your own ideas how to moderate, etc. I might or might not agree with how you choose to handle it, but it IS your group. So it is with Merrie. She gets to decide such matters. Is that autocratic? Well maybe, but it is no more autocratic than an employer setting ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@273kelvin On this side of the Big Wa-Wa, employers routinely find an **excuse** to fire you if you go on line and say anything bad about their business. Petunia, who hates on line responses, was **forced** to go on Facebook so she give approval for a former employer.

Court blocks another Trump attempt to undermine Obamacare [www-m.cnn.com]

bobwjr comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Finally he's getting his wish thwarted

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

It's go up for 16 appeals before he tries it **again.**

It seems that we have a new religion lurking amongst us - memes Tho shalt be positive -so sayeth ...

Cast1es comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Since you asked , you were really going after her . And she didn't want to be a part of that any more . So she walked away . Cool .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@273kelvin Hence the religion angle, like I have blasphemed It's not always funny when you piss in someone's campfire.

Surprised the hell out of me!

EMC2 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

I keep looking around , as most liberals do, where is the camera. We are on Candid Camera and the vast number of citizens that support Trump are just joshing us. No was is it possible for people to be soooooo stupid and still function. Where is the fucking camera, I need to see it now, This ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

No was is it possible for people to be soooooo stupid and still function. If you got to ask, you don't want to know the details.

One of the best definitions of hypocrisy.

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Not me, he has always been a slime ball, the best sex I ever had was with married holy rollers.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@EMC2 My guess is you've haven't tried it with two or more women and a small group of admiring strangers.

As I’ve once again reach the letter Y on my journey through the alphabet.

Nukdookum comments on Mar 29, 2019:

You can talk nerdy to me anytime you like...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@Marionville First time I encountered it in reality was while hiking through the Grover Cleveland National Park, near San Diego, California. I hit the ground immediately. The two guys were in a small meadow and had **assumed** there wasn't anyone around. That's what they told me once I said "I'm over here." The second time was in the woods of north west South Carolina (the upstate). Likewise, it was in a valley but there were homes around. One of those homes was mine. Movie producers say when they arm the extras with automatic weapons, they find the extras **always** empty the clip because it's so much **fun.**

As I’ve once again reach the letter Y on my journey through the alphabet.

Nukdookum comments on Mar 29, 2019:

You can talk nerdy to me anytime you like...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@Marionville What makes it dangerous to say is those people that get turned on by chinking. You may never have heard of it. It refers to discharging firearms without any regard to who might be within range because it's so much **fun.**

Slayer bashes the trump! This interview was not designed to be about politics, however, it turned ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

This is the long dead theory that if everyone has a gun, they can defeat the MILITARY weapons that the government has. Sure. Let me shoot that tank with three inches of iron armor and a canon that can blow up my house from three miles away. Now let me whip out my .410 and I'll shoot that mile ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow I had forgotten about 22 years ago two **heavily** armed bank robbers with military style weapons who had **serious** body armor discovered that police have unlimited back up. Of course they called in the SWAT team. When a large group starts shooting at the police, they can call in the National Guard and the tanks roll in. They can drop bombs from a mile high. A browning BMG isn't going to take down stealth bombers and a few Abraham tanks.. Whatever you do in this life, don't start shooting at the police. When that "unlimited backup" starts kicking in you're in advanced fucked up status. Remember Waco? They started out with just a *few* county cops. When it was all over, they burned a whole community of people **alive**. Your example underlines my position attacking the government with mere guns isn't going to work. What they needed was a Texas ranger. (One ranger, one riot).

Always plenty of Trump bullshit

brentan comments on Mar 29, 2019:

All that will be forgiven when he gets the infrastructure plan going.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@brentan . . .to err is human.... To complete Poor Richards quote " . . . to persist is devilish." I prefer to say "to moo is bovine."

It seems that we have a new religion lurking amongst us - memes Tho shalt be positive -so sayeth ...

Cast1es comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Since you asked , you were really going after her . And she didn't want to be a part of that any more . So she walked away . Cool .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

Another person said to his response amymcmxcii: * Hilarious! Way too honest. You'll never make it in these groups.* She maybe right. The big thing is it should be allowed to let people who **don't** agree with you to make their replies. On the other hand, if they don't want to hear your crap, as *an individual* they can block you. After that, they can say all the naughty things about you and you wouldn't be able to respond **directly**. It's a personal problem: they needs a tougher hides. I agree with Kevin's position that if a person makes a motivational post, other people should be able post disagreements with their post.

As I’ve once again reach the letter Y on my journey through the alphabet.

Nukdookum comments on Mar 29, 2019:

You can talk nerdy to me anytime you like...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@Marionville DON'T SAY THAT! The more reasonable thing to say is whatever floats your boat as long as it doesn't sink **mine.**

Ain't that something

metalhead222 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

shes hot! i also like meg from family guy

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@Closeted She defined half the bar maids I've known.

Thumper got grilled

Elganned comments on Mar 28, 2019:

True story: My wife's Eastern European family once bought a live lamb for Easter. She played with it, named it, thought it was a pet--and was absolutely horrified when they slaughtered it to eat. She wouldn't touch it, and doesn't eat lamb to this day. P.S.: My grandfather once told me never to...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@Robecology Chicken plucking is a lot more involved than most people know.