Ain't that something

metalhead222 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

shes hot! i also like meg from family guy

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@Closeted I had to be helped off the floor, laughing at the time Brian had his hot babe girl friend chasing a laser pointer dot.

When someone tells me the right woman is out there.....

Captnron59 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

The crazy ones are fun... for a minute

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

They provide me with excellent tales to tell around the campfire.

When someone tells me the right woman is out there.....

EyesThatSmile comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Online dating is not much different from that!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

That is what women who've tried it tell me.

Sadly, the country's electoral college system voted in Trump and...

genessa comments on Mar 27, 2019:

the country did not vote in trump. the electoral college did. the country gave hillary clinton almost three million more votes than they gave trump. however, not all of the votes counted the same way. for example (one of many), one vote from a citizen in wyoming has the same weight as 3.6 votes ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@Diogenes Do you want morons that are too stupid to vote, voting anyway? Explain how **you** are going to stop them. Sure you aren't going to join us at the Dew Drop Inn?

Damn immigants

Kynlei comments on Mar 27, 2019:

If this is America, literally everyone is an immigrant unless they're Native American. People seem to forget that most of us would not be here if our ancestors didn't immigrate.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@Closeted After living in Texas for three years, I'm convinced it's another universe. # True Story # One time I was walking past a Texas Highway Patrol car and noticed the a string on the end of the bumper. "What 'ya doing, officer?" I asked. "I'm going to tie this peanut on the string and go trolling for squirrels," he said.

From an FB post by Jim Wright: Everybody: Don't do this thing because bad shit will happen.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Does it ever make you wonder why voters can't find someone **better**? My theory: idiots vote in a representative democracy. They're over represented.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@EMC2 Require voters to name three supreme court judges and one of the names of their state's congressional representatives. That ought to knock out 95% of the population. I remain amazed most people in the US can't pick out their home state on an unlabled map of the US. A third of US high school graduates can't look at a world map without labels and point out the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

Thumper got grilled

Elganned comments on Mar 28, 2019:

True story: My wife's Eastern European family once bought a live lamb for Easter. She played with it, named it, thought it was a pet--and was absolutely horrified when they slaughtered it to eat. She wouldn't touch it, and doesn't eat lamb to this day. P.S.: My grandfather once told me never to...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

Old proverb from Dixie: don't name any animal you plan to eat.

Gas problems

Captnron59 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Shut the fuckin door!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

Fucking doors lead to little shutters.

Had another meme deleted!! Fuckin prudes!!

BohoHeathen comments on Mar 28, 2019:

What was it?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@Captnron59 Was she shop lifting by shoving a 1.75 liter of Old Rebel Yell bourbon up there? You're in dire need when it's Old Rebel Yell.

Yes indeedy

nogod comments on Mar 28, 2019:

this country needs major changes, before it's too late.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@nogod **Severe** short term memory loss.

One day you will find someone???

Cabsmom comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Yes, I will and so will he...because I'm a catch...lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

Excessive modesty strikes !

Sadly, the country's electoral college system voted in Trump and...

genessa comments on Mar 27, 2019:

the country did not vote in trump. the electoral college did. the country gave hillary clinton almost three million more votes than they gave trump. however, not all of the votes counted the same way. for example (one of many), one vote from a citizen in wyoming has the same weight as 3.6 votes ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@genessa Think I've heard "Wasted days and wasted nights" too often in cinder block beer bars. Should we upgrade to crying to Margarettaville?

XENOPHOBIA.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

It explains our immigration quotas.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@Marionville Keep those Americans out of here!

Damn immigants

Kynlei comments on Mar 27, 2019:

If this is America, literally everyone is an immigrant unless they're Native American. People seem to forget that most of us would not be here if our ancestors didn't immigrate.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@Kynlei "When they say 'send 'em back from where they come from'; send me to St. Louis." -- Red Foxx.

Sadly, the country's electoral college system voted in Trump and...

genessa comments on Mar 27, 2019:

the country did not vote in trump. the electoral college did. the country gave hillary clinton almost three million more votes than they gave trump. however, not all of the votes counted the same way. for example (one of many), one vote from a citizen in wyoming has the same weight as 3.6 votes ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@genessa Resort to crying in our beer and sing they done us wrong songs.

We don't do that here

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2019:

.....and I have an asshole. :p

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

That explains the smell.

Yipeeee, I have been waiting for this day.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Actually it's International Whisk(e)y Day. The odd spelling is to account for whiskey that is spelled without the "e" i.e. whisky made in Holland.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@VAL3941 It is uncouth to lay one's pipe with an intoxicated woman who has lost the ability to walk. It is not what us southern gentleman do. Ethics and legal issues aside, if they're passed out you might as well fuck mud. On the other hand when Jean sobered up I could tie her down and spank her. The bar maid? I didn't tip that heavily.

Ain't that something

metalhead222 comments on Mar 28, 2019:

shes hot! i also like meg from family guy

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

Poor Meg.

It is disrespectful to post another members city/town on the page without their permission, ...

KKGator comments on Mar 27, 2019:

WTF?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

>WTF? Take a number and take the complementary doughnut before the crowd shows up.

"Wait For The Person Who Loves You Just Like This" Yes.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Wait until that moment when you say "Dam, this might be the best I'm going to get?"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@Aryn Sometimes you have to take the bull by the tail and face the situation. (A tip of the hat to W.C. Fields for saying it first).

Sadly, the country's electoral college system voted in Trump and...

genessa comments on Mar 27, 2019:

the country did not vote in trump. the electoral college did. the country gave hillary clinton almost three million more votes than they gave trump. however, not all of the votes counted the same way. for example (one of many), one vote from a citizen in wyoming has the same weight as 3.6 votes ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@genessa The horror of being in agreement. **The horror!**

He's mad at us heathens lol

Kynlei comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Smite me, Jesus.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

@Kynlei I was referring to the Mexicans with the name "Jesus" which they pronounce as "Hey Zeus." As a joke, it might have been a reach. I'll go over in the corner and sulk.

Damn immigants

Kynlei comments on Mar 27, 2019:

If this is America, literally everyone is an immigrant unless they're Native American. People seem to forget that most of us would not be here if our ancestors didn't immigrate.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

By the third generation, they're no longer immigrants -- they're native born. I was told in Lockhart, Texas "You're not going to be accepted here until your grandfather dies here. After that it's who is the oldest white family."

Just relax and master the day ?

azzow2 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

And if you go fishing every day and you become the best of the best putting bait on a hook. They will call you a master baiter.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

I am not sure I want to hear your take on fly fishing.

Ain't that something

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Is she a bit masculine looking?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 28, 2019:

You could strap that gal to a plow.

Sadly, the country's electoral college system voted in Trump and...

genessa comments on Mar 27, 2019:

the country did not vote in trump. the electoral college did. the country gave hillary clinton almost three million more votes than they gave trump. however, not all of the votes counted the same way. for example (one of many), one vote from a citizen in wyoming has the same weight as 3.6 votes ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

>why does wyoming have more say in a federal election's outcome than california has? History. When the constitution was being drawn up Southern slave owners didn't want want the heavily populated northern US to have more sway and outlaw slavery in the rural south.

Sadly, the country's electoral college system voted in Trump and...

genessa comments on Mar 27, 2019:

the country did not vote in trump. the electoral college did. the country gave hillary clinton almost three million more votes than they gave trump. however, not all of the votes counted the same way. for example (one of many), one vote from a citizen in wyoming has the same weight as 3.6 votes ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@genessa PBS puts it at 58% of **eligible voters.** It does not include people who did not register to vote, those who *could have voted* if they had the documents to register, those with felony backgrounds, etc.

Woof bark.

beenthere comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Why I don't own one.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Percy would like a word with you if he could pronounce constants. He can only deal with I,a,o u and y.

Sadly, the country's electoral college system voted in Trump and...

genessa comments on Mar 27, 2019:

the country did not vote in trump. the electoral college did. the country gave hillary clinton almost three million more votes than they gave trump. however, not all of the votes counted the same way. for example (one of many), one vote from a citizen in wyoming has the same weight as 3.6 votes ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

>no, americans did not elect trump Most Americans didn't vote. This message should be driven home.

He's mad at us heathens lol

Kynlei comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Smite me, Jesus.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

There's a Mexican guy asking me "What's a 'smite?'"

It just doesn't work this way. Don't know why......

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Have to find a way to get enough people to believe your delusion

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@Rudy1962 Last I heard on ethical grounds most newspapers refuse to run an classified ad that says "Last chance! Send me $10 to POB . . . . " Don't have to offer anything in return. It's the **last** chance. Isn't that worth something?

. . . And it got elected.

Kynlei comments on Mar 27, 2019:

That's an insult to Cthulhu...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

I didn't say which office.

Woof bark.

beenthere comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Why I don't own one.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Most animal shelters **kill** dogs more than find people to adopt them. I'd rather see a well fed Korean. Minor details: Percy, the Tom cat, has been neutered and ID chipped. We live next door to mouse heaven (a wooded lot and a cow pasture). He's got his reason for living with me.

It just doesn't work this way. Don't know why......

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Have to find a way to get enough people to believe your delusion

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

Define this word "enough." Honestly, I live in a country where 4% of the population that thinks the world is ruled by shape shifting lizards from outer space. Their conspiracy theory is our lizard overlords kill our leaders and take their place. They base that (I kid you not) on a **1929 comic book.** That's one reason I wonder if a social network for a gullible population is all that good of an idea.

Woof bark.

beenthere comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Why I don't own one.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue It's why animal control should have Korean dog catchers.

Friend of g:31 @tnorman1236 is only 300 points away from Level 9.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Sent. Now he'll be wondering who I am.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@EricTrommater You're the guy who is getting my bar bill next week.

There's a dick at the end of this flower.

metalhead222 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

no idea why but i suddenly feel a little better

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

Because I'm a nice guy, I won't tell you why you feel better. ;-)

There's a dick at the end of this flower.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Commonly known as the monkey orchid, Orchis simia. I'm a repository of useless information. :-(

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@Ludo > learn something new every day. When you find people who do that, they are extremely knowledgeable and extremely aware how vast their ignorance is over what they don't know. Ergo the paradox: the stupid **tell** you they know at it all and geniuses who tell you they don't know much. That leads to the old joke: "You're annoying us who **do** know it all.

A great cartoon that sums up Barr's summary.... [scontent.fmia1-2.fna.fbcdn.net]

EMC2 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Guaranteed, Mueller is finding a way to get it public.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

Count on members of congress that want to send Trump down the river to do that. Muller won't have to do anything.

Interesting.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I'm depending on my Tom cat, Percy, to protect me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@tnorman1236 I used to stop guard dogs by throwing raw liver at them. I am joking about Percy. He runs once I've pissed off Petunia.

[diversityinc.

Looking4-Others comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I guess since their leader tells them it's okay to be open with their racism because he shows his at every opportunity. Disgusting!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@Arachne I am too shameless to ever hate myself. It's a common practice among the ultra wealthy to hire ghostwriters. One Rockefeller (former governor of NY) hired a troop of ghost writers to write over 80 books about his favorite topic -- beetles (the bugs, not the band). I have serious doubts if he ever **read all ** those books. It insured him a good time with entomology community.

There's a dick at the end of this flower.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Commonly known as the monkey orchid, Orchis simia. I'm a repository of useless information. :-(

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@Ludo Depends on where you live what they're called. See: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/233131718185008263/

Woof bark.

beenthere comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Why I don't own one.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

I'm with you. I'm a cat person. For about a decade, Petunia kept a dog(s). "Kept" meant she couldn't house train them. I'd step out of the shower into a recently doggie deposit. Because I stepped in it, I agreed to clean up. However, that escalated to clean those deposits **all the time.** When we had visitors, they stepped in dog shits in the yard. Then my dog duties went to walk the dogs and clean up the kennel. Once I opened the kennel to walk them, they'd run off to visit neighbors a half mile away. They didn't want to go for a walk with a leash. I got to walk them *in the snow.* Once in the kennel her yappy dogs kept us awake. Some nights she'd raise the window and scream at them to stop. It rarely work for more than ten minutes. Additionally they managed to destroy their own dog house. After she refused to buy fresh kennel litter, I called doggy duty quits. That's when she got rid of the dogs. Now she's tell me what she hates about the cat: Percy sharpens his claws on her oldest overstuffed furniture -- the furniture with the shot springs.

Jesus is always there

Elganned comments on Mar 26, 2019:

So is he also there when the operation fails? You never hear about *that*...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@Elganned How could I stop you from **misquoting** me?

Yipeeee, I have been waiting for this day.

Marionville comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Must put put my arms around my bottle of Lagavulin before having a wee nip! ?. Slainte!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@Marionville Last time I was in New Orleans was 2002. I watch travel shows and have realized how much the French quarter has changed. It makes me want a return tour. Petunia wants to go back to catch a cruise ship and tour the Caribbean from New Orleans. It's a major port city. >I’m not an Irishwoman.... Your profile mislead me. I may have returned the favor by calling Pat O'Brien's an Irish pub. Honestly, I don't think they allow bagpipes in there. Their piano bars (yes, they have more than one surrounding their courtyard), specialize in jazz.

Friend of g:31 @tnorman1236 is only 300 points away from Level 9.

Tooreen comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Freiend?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@EricTrommater Just to pick a nit -- Of course you *typed* it. Now you've **edited it** in glorious san serf.

Yipeeee, I have been waiting for this day.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Actually it's International Whisk(e)y Day. The odd spelling is to account for whiskey that is spelled without the "e" i.e. whisky made in Holland.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@VAL3941 Anything with alcohol in is good, especially women ! There was the time I had to carry a woman out the bar. Jean had passed out on the women's toilet, panties bunched around her ankles. The bar maid refused to check on her. I didn't want to check on Jean because it was just me and a 20 year old bar made who had stuffed her Daisy Dukes shorts with a view to remember. Hope springs eternal, you know. Once I'd poured a limp Jean into my pick up truck, she lapsed in and out of consciousness and kept crying out for another drink.

Yipeeee, I have been waiting for this day.

Marionville comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Must put put my arms around my bottle of Lagavulin before having a wee nip! ?. Slainte!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@Marionville You would never use a single malt Scotch to make Irish coffee....to damned expensive apart from being from the wrong country. Sounds like a patriotic Irishwoman. We should discuss this subject at length during a pub crawl in New Orlean's Rue Bourbon. I'll buy you city's most **dangerous** drink, the hurricane at their most famous nightclub, Pat O'Brien's. Of course, it's an Irish pub. ;-) See: http://www.patobriens.com/new-orleans/

Jesus is always there

Elganned comments on Mar 26, 2019:

So is he also there when the operation fails? You never hear about *that*...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@Elganned My faith (The Last Temple of the Great Back Cosmic Muffin Mistress) says (Book of Whoopie, Chapter Square Root of Negative One, verse Negative Five) "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away for the name of the Lord be Indian Giver." Disclaimer: Muffinism is fake. I quote the Book of Whoopie to bible belters who also quote a fake book to me. It's a case of I can make better baloney they got.

Yipeeee, I have been waiting for this day.

Marionville comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Must put put my arms around my bottle of Lagavulin before having a wee nip! ?. Slainte!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

Petunia prefers Jameson Irish Whiskey in her Irish coffee. Irish coffee is the ideal food: sugar, fat, caffeine and alcohol.

Tho its still dawn in the other side of the pacific ocean but hey! Its Good morning!??? soooo....?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Here in Seneca, SC, it's getting there: 5:23 a.m. The cat, Percy, told me he had to have breakfast after I visited the restroom. Pushy little critter.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@Livinlife There are over 30 waterfalls within an hour's drive from me and several alpine lakes. The locals describe it as "smiling faces, beautiful places."

Jesus is always there

Elganned comments on Mar 26, 2019:

So is he also there when the operation fails? You never hear about *that*...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

@BohoHeathen It's one of those *mysterious* plans that can't be explained. :-(

Did you know that today, March 26, is the birthday of the person who originated the term, "meme"?

Boomtarat03 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

No,i do not know?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 27, 2019:

Now that I know,, what am I going to do with it?

Bump Stock Are Banned. Opinions anyone?.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

A case of flying fingers and excessive caffeine. Or something.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@freeofgod ya team!

Just looking for a descent woman to spend time with and see where things can lead.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I think it's a typo but you sure you want a "descent" woman? One that's in decline?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@btroje Go getting him, gal. Minor problem: he's in the UK; you are in New Mexico. Got a deal on airline fare?

We all need one of these...

metalhead222 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

people with proper English are so rude. loosen up man, and like chill

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

>people with proper English are so rude. I've lost count how often people have told me that (Bachelor's Degree in English, 2003, University of West Florida). Let me congratulate you for starting the word "English" with an upper case letter. The ESL crowd normally spell it all in lower case.

A friend of mine just lost a high school mate to a senseless shooting.

OldGoat43 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

What if they parked it on a cliff overlooking a beautiful mountain valley and sprayed it out there. Sick enough?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@Elganned Be grateful I didn't mention washing off the wood chipper.

Face palm. Yes, this was posted on FB.

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Take the bastard out now, that way he won't sin against your invisible friend. It is a shame your reproduced, the stupid it hurts.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

I try not to think why the stupid reproduce without effort, while I get to hear all the well educated people whine about how difficult it is to get laid.

A friend of mine just lost a high school mate to a senseless shooting.

OldGoat43 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

What if they parked it on a cliff overlooking a beautiful mountain valley and sprayed it out there. Sick enough?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@Elganned Just between you, me and the fence post, finely minced guts fresh from the wood chipper draws an ungodly large number of horse flies and their distance relatives. The smell from all those rotting guts will floor you. If you think I'm going to tell you **why** I know this, don't expect an answer. Spreading ashes is more sanitary and doesn't stink.

Checkmate!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I didn't know there was a pick up truck that could move a mobile home.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@glennlab You obviously never paid attention in red neck country . . . Snookums, I live in South Carolina which has the highest percentage of mobile homes per capita. It's hard for me to forget one friend who said he discovered his mobile home coffee table was made out of pressed cardboard after the condensation from beer cans trashed it. Rednecks will keep the furniture that came with the home until they manage to trash it. I helped one guy move out of his **condemned** mobile home. He wanted to bring his **original** chest of drawers with him until we figured out it had been made inside the bedroom. There was no way that thing was going to be moved to his next shack.

These changes to the site are out if hand. Now you can see the meme without opening it? Stupid.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I've yet to run into any real problems with the memes but then I use a big daddy tower computer and large screen computer.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@glennlab It sounds too frustrating to use a cell phone.

What's left in our shiny world?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Been a long time since I saw Opus.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@jerry99 I was permanently banned from Facebook for saying "true" Christians are fictional creatures that don't have names. They exist only in theory.

Works for me.

freedom41 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

That's one most lame excuces I have ever heard. I know it's hard to loose weight. I'm in the process of doing it now.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

Let me know when the wind blows you over.

[diversityinc.

Looking4-Others comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I guess since their leader tells them it's okay to be open with their racism because he shows his at every opportunity. Disgusting!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@Arachne little Donny was made to sound better than he was by his ghostwriter who decorated a sow’s ear with golden bobbles. Give me 18 months and a half million dollar advance, I could do that.

Just looking for a descent woman to spend time with and see where things can lead.

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Welcome to the community and this group. Check out our Singles Chatroom - we have several UK regulars.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

>we have several UK regulars. Some of whom should be shot on sight. Don't ask for names. I get in enough trouble.

Just looking for a descent woman to spend time with and see where things can lead.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I think it's a typo but you sure you want a "descent" woman? One that's in decline?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@lookinhard Yep. Find a small woman who wants to wants to crawl in tight spaces and get wet and cold in a cave. Shouldn't be a problem. ;-)

Just looking for a descent woman to spend time with and see where things can lead.

Cabsmom comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I don't know how much time you've been looking or where or what your idea of a decent woman is...so it's hard to make a comment. There are lots of good women out there. I believe there are lots of good men out there. I also believe for a relationship to work there has to be chemistry of some ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

Give up. The odds are **if** he finds a good woman on line, she'll be too far away to date. There are people who beat the odds but that's the way to bet. I grit my teeth how many times I found perfectly wonderful women on line that were over 3,000 miles away. The second problem is to convince the gal to meet him, odds favor the **long** correspondence. What's wrong with that? Most people hate to write and those that do like to write *generally* write short messages. Look around: see anyone responding in here over 300 words? If he's got a few decades to spare, he'll find a good woman to run away with. It's more likely he'll find a handful of wild affairs with women that come with baggage. Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;-)

Checkmate!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I didn't know there was a pick up truck that could move a mobile home.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@glennlab . . , once gutted of furniture and appliances. Who would call that a home? Sleep on the floor, bath in a bucket? Disclaimer: I'm a tent camper. There comes a point when I start to crave running water and electricity. >But the beer cases add the weight right back. If you're going to buy that much beer, might as well call up the distributor and tell them to give you home delivery out of their ten ton beer truck.

Starting April 4, I’ll be driving around the US and dipping into Canada for 15 weeks.

LimeySteve comments on Mar 26, 2019:

That sounds like fun. If you make it to Asheville, NC, let me know. Coffee's on me, Or the first beer. :-)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@UUNJ You'll have to be seriously lost if you get to Seneca, SC instead of Ashville, NC. Highly recommended: get to Ashville by way of the Blue Ridge Parkway. No billboards, no businesses, no traffic lights, no commercial trucks -- all mountain ridge running with for about 600 miles with at least 400 pull overs for scenic views, making it the **most** scenic highway in the US. Major detail: because of all the hairpin curves you won't get over 40 mph. Most of the time you'll be traveling 20-35 mph. It works against you if you're the type who makes plans get to the next town before the sun goes down, Work on the parkway started during the Great Depression to bring tourists to remote mountain settlements like Ashville near the southern end of the parkway. You'll have to be adventurous because you need to pull off the parkway to locate gas stations, restaurants and motels. Easy to find campgrounds and they're in plentiful supply along the route. Because they don't allow commercial signs on the parkway, it can turn into high adventure. Bring you GPS and you'll hear it say "No signal found" frequently. Mountain ranges block radio/television/cell phone signals. # High Adventure!

VEXILLOLOGY.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Once covered on the Big Bang Theory.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@Marionville We get You Tube on our big screen TV. I know Petunia has gotten lonesome when she starts watching the historical documentaries and travel shows on You Tube instead the situation comedies on the broadcast channels. A lot of the "political" shows are based on true stories they just made up. :-(

The original meaning of "shoot the bird."

bookofmorons comments on Mar 26, 2019:

yeah and she was always so "Spoon full of Sugar" kind person but when you get to know her - Bam!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

Arg, me bucko, thar be a world of difference between the characters an actor plays and the actor.

VEXILLOLOGY.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Once covered on the Big Bang Theory.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@Marionville I try not to but Petunia loves the show. I find my entertainment mostly on line.

VEXILLOLOGY.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Once covered on the Big Bang Theory.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@Marionville This will be the final season for the show. The actors say they often find that when many of the science topics are introduced, they have no idea what the lines mean. Expect to be able to catch the re-runs for another 60 years. The older episodes have been re-running here for several years. The local stations have even been re-running black and white shows.

VEXILLOLOGY.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Once covered on the Big Bang Theory.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@Marionville The Big Bang Theory is an American comedy show in its 12th season. Critics justly say it is anti-intellectual because most of the characters are academicians that have problems socializing with other people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm56t7RDPm8

And we're off and running for Benghazi 2.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Like network TV, which is evidently the model we are now using to run our government, if it gets good ratings, produce a spinoff. The ignorant "base" loves this shit. It was once the case that we valued intelligence and creativity. Ah the good old days, back when people were literate and proud of ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 26, 2019:

>Ah the good old days, back when people were literate and proud of it. I'm not all that sure those days were around. I'm an old guy and I remember a childhood with people trying to shame me for "book learning." During WWII, the typical guy who took reading material to battle had a comic book. During my grandfather's day when people could make a living with the working end of a shovel, they considered high school too much education. College was for the upper crust play pin.

Shop here.

EyesThatSmile comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Please advise where this picture was taken! A friend wants to know. ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@beenthere I'm in the land of extremist Christian fundamentalists. There are too many splinter churches here started because somebody left a comma out of bible verse. After they've tried to corner me, my replies are so fearsome they hang their head in shame. Then they wait for the next guy to come alone and pull the same act. Their learning curve is **flat.**

OOOooooo P.U.?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Farts are shits without the mess.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@beenthere Get the organic gardeners together and they'll start nattering on about stuff they put in their mulch pile. If it wasn't inconvenient for you, would you squat over my pile?

Shop here.

EyesThatSmile comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Please advise where this picture was taken! A friend wants to know. ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile For a fun time, ask a bible belter to explain sin. Maybe not a **lot** of fun.

Independent woman aisle ...

Mike1947 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

"Covers all the bases"?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

I have my doubts as well, considering women buy most of the condemns in the US.

This is not a complete and total vindication of President Trump.

dan325 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

It's nowhere near a complete vindication. Barr's report is next to useless; Mueller's will tell us a lot more.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

>Mueller's will tell us a lot more. Irrationally assuming we'll get to see the **full** report.

The only thing chasing someone does for you is wear you out.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Ain't that the fuckin' truth.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@LoneDestiny My life long motto is "live dangerously." It's paid off.

I had a female co-worker offer to help me with a makeover.

MarkiusMahamius comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Women do weird stuff that men don't understand. At all.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

I've yet to turn to a guy and say "I'm going to the men's room. Want to join me?"

Oh Ethel, you should have gone for the face lift...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

During Phyllis Diller's life time (1917-2012) she spent over a million dollars on plastic surgery. Didn't help.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@ProudMerrie She used her comedy to pay for all that surgery, which included a breast reduction.

[motherjones.

WilliamCharles comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Climate change, neglect of infrastructure, and development practices that are oblivious to topography generally all come into play. The reality is that so many people, and most shamefully the political leadership, ignore the climate intensification from global warming.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@WilliamCharles What's there not to know about phrases like "flood plain"? People build there anyway. When it comes time for it to flood, they'll **stay there.** Back in a previous century, I took Vamoosing Verlene (current location unknown) for a drive along the Gulf of Mexico. She wanted a beach house until I explained it's all temporary housing. Later I took her to New Orleans for a *good time.* Previous good time gals had preceded her. For decades I ran away to New Orleans for romantic interludes, telling the current affair, "Let others have Paris. We'll have New Orleans until a class three hurricane or greater puts it all underwater." In 2002, I took Petunia to New Orleans and said we could have the city for romance **until** . . . In 2015, I took her to Paris, because a third of New Orleans' population left town for **good.** After we left Paris, the Seine River (main river that runs through the middle of town) came out of the banks. Next romantic city ought to be Bolder, Co. Does the mile high city have good drainage? I got to look into it.

Fake it til you make it

Zoohome comments on Mar 25, 2019:

I can see myself there. ????‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

Been there. Done that. Send them postcards monthly. Once in a great while, they'll send me postcards **back.**

Poets get all the dates.

slydr68 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Not all women enjoy poetry...js

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

Now if Petunia would stop quoting Emily Dickerson to me. She cringes when I quote Frank Zappa to her, i.e. "Don't you go where the huskies go. Don't you eat that yellow snow."

Hmmmm.... The boys next door had a bonfire to burn old Christmas trees last night. Kind of scary! ?

escapetypist comments on Mar 25, 2019:

You should get used to licking flames as we're all going to hell

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

It's where all the fashionable people go.

Good morning Girls and Boys.

bobwjr comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Is this trigger point injection get those myself they work was in your shape huge difference

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@RobertNappi2 This was STEM CELL injections. I want the stem cell injection that'll help me understand Stephen Hawkin's theories. The ones that help me jump buildings in a single bound would do. Anywho, It's good to hear you're doing better.

I spent a couple of hours at the Clemson Botanical Gardens with Petunia Saturday.

IrishTxJudy comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Sorry that happened. Not all wives are buzz kills just like not all husbands are buzz kills. All in all, sounds like you had a good day.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@Nightshade1313 Clarify. Which groups am I mixing? It doesn't look like the erotic picture group. I want these people to keep their clothes on.

The only thing chasing someone does for you is wear you out.

RobertNappi2 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Like fishing...Throw the line out and hope something bites...Then you go after it!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

It's called fishing, not catching.

The only thing chasing someone does for you is wear you out.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Ain't that the fuckin' truth.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

One can chase fucking and catch it.

Morning folks. Its a sunny day! Is Spring in the air? Have a good day all.

IrishTxJudy comments on Mar 25, 2019:

We never really had winter here... but spring is good

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

The weather from Hell will be arriving in four to six weeks.

Carbs are definitely life ??

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2019:

If I was Ken, I'd eat it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

If you were Ken you'd wouldn't have a dick.

Simple misunderstanding

Livinlife comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Cashier should have been more specific. By the way, anyone care to bail me out?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

The go fund me page didn't work?

Intumescent ADJECTIVE (of a coating or sealant) swelling up when heated, thus protecting the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Sounds like something that might be used on an engine block.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@LenHazell53 I should have said on the **outside** of the engine block. Speaking from experience, flaming engine blocks are no fun.

Poets get all the dates.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

In relationships, love doesn't last. Cooking do.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@Cast1es I was citing a grammatically incorrect proverb of Dixie. Thanks for paying attention.

I miss having a good table to do my folding...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 25, 2019:

There are some things I miss about a laundromat. It is a very communal thing. Savannah even had a combined bar and laundry for awhile.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@LadyAlyxandrea # True Story # My parents took off to Quebec for a world's fair from Pensacola, Florida. They took my brother and me. By the time we got to Niagara Falls, we had several loads of dirty laundry. My mother and I went to a laundromat while my father and brother went hunting for additional road maps. It was about 9 a.m. and we were the only ones in the place. My mother loaded **one** machine and sat down. She was going to do one load at a time. "Mom," I said "We got thirty washing machines and 30 driers. We can do **all** of our laundry at once." She confessed that she was so used to doing one load at a time at home, she hadn't considered using more than one machine.

Simple misunderstanding

BeeHappy comments on Mar 25, 2019:

I'm banned from Target. ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

I want to go shopping with you.

Fred may be on to something. You heard him. That's the secret to long life.

Livinlife comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Fred has some stories LOLOLOL

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

He uses a cucumber for practice.

on the right track

ToolGuy comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Barbaric?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

Dunno. I didn't get past the title page which dates it for WWII.