'Ya think there might have been a photo shop?

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Is that really Barron?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 19, 2019:

It's Papa Smurf. Make up does wonders. ;-)

How Liberals are Destroying America!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Worse, liberals want to keep guns out of the hands of certifiably insane and jailbirds.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 19, 2019:

@OpposingOpposum Someone who has depression . . . isn't statistically more likely to be dangerous than anyone else. They're more likely to kill themselves. Their favorite device is gun.

Good Morning All.

Rignor comments on Mar 18, 2019:

ICD-10-CM... If you know what that is, you'll know what special kind of hell I'm in at the moment!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@thislife The ICD-10-CM (International Classification of Diseases, Tenth Revision, Clinical Modification) is a system used by physicians and other healthcare providers to classify and code all diagnoses, symptoms and procedures recorded in conjunction with hospital care in the United States. He's not telling squat.

Well let me say this about Trump.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Trump: "There must be Collusion with the Democrats and, of course, Russia! " Yea, they all get together for coffee and cakes to over throw the country Thursdays from 10 a.m. to noon. Pure madness speaks for Trump.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

One time, Stephen Colbert made a joke that Trump's orange skin is the result of his mother being an orangutan. Trump's lawyers threatened to sue if he didn't take it back and apologize. Colbert doubled down on Trump jokes and no let up in sight.

Recently seen lurking in "Food Glorious Food" was one of the best malapropism's that I have ever ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

"Worcetershire" is misspelled. It should be "Hamburger steak" not "Hamburger Steak." My favorite: properly used an ellipsis is a set of three periods ( . . . ) indicating an omission. Each period should have a single space on either side. There's a wealth of sentence fragments in the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue I've yet to see anchovies sold at the fish market here in the states. I find it fascinating to see them swarm in bait balls, until I notice the sharks that follow bait balls. After that I get out of the water. It's been more than a decade since I saw a pizza parlor offer anchovies on a pizza.

No truth in advertising

Pralina1 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Who eats there anymore ????

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

"McDonald's feeds 68 million people per day, that's about 1 percent of the world's population. . . . Americans alone consume one billion pounds of beef at McDonald's in a year – five and a half million head of cattle." Source: https://www.thefiscaltimes.com/Articles/2012/04/30/13-Disturbing-Facts-About-McDonalds How many of those people **admit it** is another story.

NINCOMPOOP.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I wonder if it's related to a regular poop.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@Marionville We've got the superior quality stuff as well.

Recently seen lurking in "Food Glorious Food" was one of the best malapropism's that I have ever ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

"Worcetershire" is misspelled. It should be "Hamburger steak" not "Hamburger Steak." My favorite: properly used an ellipsis is a set of three periods ( . . . ) indicating an omission. Each period should have a single space on either side. There's a wealth of sentence fragments in the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue I like to gross people out who use Worcestershire by pointing out it has anchovies in it. Nobody spends any time reading the fine print.

NINCOMPOOP.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I wonder if it's related to a regular poop.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@Marionville >I think that’s only in the USA. Just me and 330 million people. :-)

How people even wake up and function during the day , ughhh ! A night owl in the day light , I am ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

The early worm gets the bird.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@Pralina1 The light at the end of the tunnel is an on coming train.

NINCOMPOOP.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I wonder if it's related to a regular poop.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@Marionville Interesting. I normally hear it used to refer to a bowel movement.

[diversityinc.

Looking4-Others comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I guess since their leader tells them it's okay to be open with their racism because he shows his at every opportunity. Disgusting!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@Arachne He couldn’t fight a girl. After he belted his music teacher, his parents sent him off to military school.

Oh ya! She thinks Trump is “honest”.

MojoDave comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Poor little confused girl. She'll learn... don't get too close to Twrump. His hands tend to wander!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

The pay is way up there for those who spank him during a weekend dalliance. Hey, six figures? Ergo, sluts ahoy!

Oh ya! She thinks Trump is “honest”.

KKGator comments on Mar 17, 2019:

"Good thing she is pretty", does not apply here. She's a fucking idiot. Anyone who thinks 45 is "honest", is a fucking idiot.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

>She's a fucking idiot. As if frequent sexual indulgence requires brains. On line there seems to be no shortage of whiners who aren't getting any.

Recently seen lurking in "Food Glorious Food" was one of the best malapropism's that I have ever ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

"Worcetershire" is misspelled. It should be "Hamburger steak" not "Hamburger Steak." My favorite: properly used an ellipsis is a set of three periods ( . . . ) indicating an omission. Each period should have a single space on either side. There's a wealth of sentence fragments in the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Sylvester the cat knows the correct way to pronounce it although he'll get spit all over the place. "Oh father!" Sylvester Jr.

MELLIFLUOUS/ MELLIFLUENT - Adjective.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

It's how I describe my extra large wind chimes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

@Marionville Does Irish stew include mutton?

Update on the man who was a little "off" on the phone.

273kelvin comments on Mar 17, 2019:

A gentleman learns though time. Never to mention a ladies weight however obliquely. It is simply the elephant in the room.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

. . . and elephants never forget. You can tell them beautiful a thousand times and they'll forget that. Call them fat once and the elephant won't forget that.

That would do it.

MrLink comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Hehe ... what's the story behind this?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

It better be a **good** story.

From giants to baboons

KKGator comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Pretty much the last time republicans were still human beings, and not corporate shills.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

I liked Ike.

Bartenders have no sense of humor

bookofmorons comments on Mar 17, 2019:

never understood buyin good booze just toss it up again lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

In my youth, I always upchucked the bad booze. You know you are no longer young when throwing up isn't fun and you've moved up to the good stuff.

Seems legit....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

They are desperate to keep poorly paid employees

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

@Rudy1962 High turn over means a higher costs in training new employees. I used to cover small towns in Dixie where they'd hire inexperienced people to use their earth movers (aka goo scrapers) at the landfill. Once the new employees became experienced and wrecked their share of equipment, they'd move north where the wages were higher. It was a trade off. Either let the inexperienced workers wreck the equipment before they left or pay high wages to experienced workers **not** to wreck the equipment. At McDonalds, it explains why the certain machines go down frequently.

MELLIFLUOUS/ MELLIFLUENT - Adjective.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

It's how I describe my extra large wind chimes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

@Marionville Same thing here in Seneca, SC but we have a chronic shortage of wee folk. Crack of dawn it was barely above freezing 37f/3c. The place to be is a couple of hundred miles south of me, Savannah, Georgia. They go overboard on St. Paddy's celebrations. I'm going to settle for the local Irish pub, Mullins. My insignificant other, Petunia, is counting on a plate of cabbage and corned beef at the pub. If they eat that sort of stuff in Northern Ireland, I have no idea.

MELLIFLUOUS/ MELLIFLUENT - Adjective.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

It's how I describe my extra large wind chimes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

@Marionville When I can hear them inside the house, a hard rain is about to fall.

Seems legit....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

They are desperate to keep poorly paid employees

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

Part time, no benefits, workers who aren't paid a living wage. Therefore the company is always hiring and training new employees. Therefore my maximum "If they're always looking to hire someone, you should look elsewhere."

I remember the first time I heard this quote, it kind of startled me; and each time I come upon it, ...

Cast1es comments on Mar 16, 2019:

My father decided he was going to have a son . And here I came . Needless to say he was disappointed , so he tried again , and got the son he wanted . He should never have named me George . Big mistake . Yeah , life was rough for awhile . But in the end , I am , who I am , and I am pleased with ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2019:

@Cast1es The novel centers around two main characters, Lenny and George. Lenny is a large gentle hulk like man with the mental capacity of a five year old. He is dedicated to following George and doing whatever George asks. Lenny tells others that he looks after George because one time he told George to jump in a lake and George almost drowned. The guilt made Lenny decide to look after George. The setting of the novel is the Great Depression. The two are wandering farm workers (hobos) who believe they can earn enough money to buy a home and settle down. Georgia pesters Lenny over the details of their future home and wants a rabbit hutch in the back yard. To gentle George, a rabbit is the ideal love object. (See where Bugs Bunny enters?) Once the farmer's daughter decides to seduce George, things take a terrible turn.

I remember the first time I heard this quote, it kind of startled me; and each time I come upon it, ...

Cast1es comments on Mar 16, 2019:

My father decided he was going to have a son . And here I came . Needless to say he was disappointed , so he tried again , and got the son he wanted . He should never have named me George . Big mistake . Yeah , life was rough for awhile . But in the end , I am , who I am , and I am pleased with ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2019:

How many times have you heard "George, George? Can I have a rabbit, George? I'll hug him and love him and feed him . . . ." Hate to think how old I was before I found out it's a reference to the novel *Of Mice and Men.*

Beware this is me in a nutshell

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

8) So old that "long ago" is a long period of time is sometimes called a 'coon's age. For example "It's been a coon's age since anyone on line darkened my door step."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2019:

@Haemish1 Average raccoon lives for three years. A score of years, means 20 years.

It all comes from the tap

KKGator comments on Mar 16, 2019:

It means you're a fucking idiot. Same with paying $5 for a cup of coffee. Some people have more money than sense.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2019:

>Same with paying $5 for a cup of coffee. Not the same. The $5 cup of coffee has more ingredients than the bottled water. Now for the longer story. With the $5 coffee it's been doctored six ways. It may have whipped cream, sugar, some type of syrup, extra milk froth and it's the expensive "fair trade" coffee beans, perhaps direct from war torn Ethiopia. On the far extreme, Petunia wants home brew Maxwell House. Maxwell House is blend of beans from whatever country. Her black coffee cost for about a nickle for her pint size coffee mug. Her mug comes from Clemson University. It's a big one. On cold nights she wants decaf, a half ounce of Jamison Irish whiskey, whipped cream and sugar (Irish coffee) in an eight ounce mug. At home $1.25. At the bar, $8. I drink espresso in the morning. Since it's home brew, it's a whopping ten cents for an eight ounce mug. At the coffee bar, it's $1.50 an ounce. If I ordered eight ounces it'd be $12 mug (before sales taxes). With bottled water it's city water (tap municipal) that has been filtered through an activated charcoal filter. My filter is good for 200 gallons before the manufacture says it OUGHT to be replaced. It runs out to less than a penny a pint. This means the **same** bottled water in a jug is a far larger rip off than using a home filter.

Hot off the grill.. Later gator..

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

When cooked like this, alligator is greasy though it is a presentation piece. I prefer it in small bite sized chunks deep fried like catfish.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2019:

@glennlab There are those, including myself, who cook the guts. Admittedly, it has become difficult to find a butcher who offers brains, heart, etc. for sale.

Hot off the grill.. Later gator..

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

When cooked like this, alligator is greasy though it is a presentation piece. I prefer it in small bite sized chunks deep fried like catfish.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2019:

@glennlab "we cook"? I can think of those who eat insects, guts in tack.

Feel the love❤?

germangirl90439 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

He makes me laugh and loves me. But I'm funnier than he is, he just doesn't get my jokes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2019:

@Petter I hesitate to recount the number of times people didn't get the joke although almost everyone else understood the joke and laughed.

Hot off the grill.. Later gator..

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

When cooked like this, alligator is greasy though it is a presentation piece. I prefer it in small bite sized chunks deep fried like catfish.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2019:

I assume that it would have its guts removed before it was grilled.

That's why I prefer cats. What do you say?

Lennie comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Dogs are more fun! ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2019:

If you don't mind stepping in dog shit.

That's why I prefer cats. What do you say?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Like them both for their different personalities & behaviors. It also sort of depends on life situation. Cats need, as a rule, less "care", so if you go out a lot or travel on weekends, they get by. Not so with dogs, & they tend to be much "needier".

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2019:

Your cat won't need to be put on a leash twice a day because it's not house trained. Show a cat a litter box and it knows what to do.

Why would I lose almost 3000 points?

bigpawbullets comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I stole them.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2019:

Going for level 23, where they send you Paula Poundstone for your next birthday party?

Tried to take a picture of the wind force right now.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Want to talk about wind? This picture was taken next to the summit of Grandfather Mountain, NC. They're bent this way because of gale force winds. To get to the summit, one needs to cross a swinging bridge.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch See, if'n you'd gone hiking with me instead of Petunia; we could BOTH have reached the summit, along with the rest of the crowd. Pictured: the summit at the other end of the bridge. Grandfather Mountain is a popular North Carolina nature preserve. Comes with it's own zoo, including Mildred the bear.

In praise of women and youth and courage against far right extremists.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Followed by the Soviet Union putting her country under an iron thumb.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@NJSnarky . . . was never part of the Soviet Union and fiercely maintained its separate state after WWII. It went under a puppet dictatorship (J.B. Tito) closely aligned with the USSR. >Who ruled Yugoslavia after ww2? Josip Broz Tito Partisan leader Josip Broz Tito ruled the country as president until his death in 1980. In 1963, the country was renamed again, as the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia (SFRY) . . . In the West, Tito was thought of as a loyal communist leader, second only to Stalin in the Eastern Bloc. However, having largely liberated itself with only limited Red Army support, Yugoslavia steered an independent course, and was constantly experiencing tensions with the Soviet Union. Yugoslavia - Wikipedia

Hahahaha

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

In the political groups, there's plenty of people calling politicans, et al, Nazis with no idea what a Nazis is. When pressed, they can't define the political stance of Nazis. It's a case of anyone they don't like is a Nazi.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@EricTrommater Oh fudge. That'll teach me to expostulate and expand theories.

Tried to take a picture of the wind force right now.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Want to talk about wind? This picture was taken next to the summit of Grandfather Mountain, NC. They're bent this way because of gale force winds. To get to the summit, one needs to cross a swinging bridge.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Cast1es I posted TWO photos, although it was tempting to post one of Petunia sitting on a bench rather than follow me across the swinging bridge to the summit. Any tree branch that tries to grow into the wind is stripped bare. Notice all the tree branches point in one way. The tree branches don't grow into the direction of the prevailing winds.

Hahahaha

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

In the political groups, there's plenty of people calling politicans, et al, Nazis with no idea what a Nazis is. When pressed, they can't define the political stance of Nazis. It's a case of anyone they don't like is a Nazi.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@EricTrommater I'm confused how Godwin's law relates to the Israeli secret service. Perhaps you're saying that the longer a discussion goes on, the more likely you'll hear someone associate another person with a group they don't like? I used to run into people on the internet who insisted that Jews run the US, although something like 98% of the US aren't Jewish. Under my theory, if you argue against an Arab stance you'll be declared part of the Grand Jewish Conspiracy. Likewise if you enjoy ethnic humor you'll be called a Klansman.

How Trump wants to whack Medicare and Medicaid spending [cnn.

KKGator comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Back when the republicans rammed their "tax cuts" through, an awful lot of people brought this up. I've had it. We're stupid. Every terrible thing that's coming, we deserve it. We were either too stupid, or too apathetic, to do anything to stop it. We've gotten the government we voted for. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

>We've gotten the government we voted for. The majority of Americans **didn't** vote. We got the government of the minority, the semi-literate, rural idiots.

Hahahaha

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

In the political groups, there's plenty of people calling politicans, et al, Nazis with no idea what a Nazis is. When pressed, they can't define the political stance of Nazis. It's a case of anyone they don't like is a Nazi.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Electro68 One time I was debating Middle Eastern politics with a guy. He claimed I **had** to be working for the Israeli secret service because I disagreed with him. He refused to believe that I've yet to find a synagogue or a Jew after living in upstate South Carolina since I moved here in 2003. He also refused hunt down a Jew or a synagogue in upstate South Carolina. It's not like I want to hunt 'em down, I wanted for him to prove I COULD find one. I also wanted to know how much Israeli is paying me and **where is my paycheck?**

Jesus and Mo are at it again !

Marionville comments on Mar 13, 2019:

They are both pick n’ mix religions....just pick out the passages you agree with and mix up the minds of the believers!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

I have had fundamentalists tell me their daughter was worth more than 60 pieces of silver. Pick me up a couple of gals while you are down at the Methodist Church, ok? Put them on my Visa.

Chris Rock has a joke about most relationships not lasting, because it’s too hard to keep up the ...

Jama765 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I dated a guy once that was married. Lied to me multiple times over it they had been a part for 10 years but neither cared to fill out the papers. I could deal with that but not the lies about it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Cast1es There is absolutely NO chance we will ever get back together Yepper. That's why in my reply I put the word "**could**" in bold face. Because you've are in separated status until you get a divorce, nobody is **likely** to marry you. That being said, it's difficult to forget Woody Guthrie. Whenever he tired of his current wife, he left town and married a **another** woman. At the time of his death, he was married to three of them. Woody is one reason I think marriage ought to have a three year renewable contract. After three years you might change your mind and not renew the contract.

Chris Rock has a joke about most relationships not lasting, because it’s too hard to keep up the ...

Jama765 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I dated a guy once that was married. Lied to me multiple times over it they had been a part for 10 years but neither cared to fill out the papers. I could deal with that but not the lies about it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@MrLizard "Separated" means they **could** get back together. It also means it's unlikely a person is going to get married to the separated spouse. I used to know one guy who got divorced *three times* to the same woman. He died while married to *same woman.*

I've been cussed at for not buying anything.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Fucking capitalists

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

If they are fucking, it'd explain why there are so many of them.

Good luck with that

bookofmorons comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Dogs are so trusting

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Until you decide to visit the junkyard after hours.

Chris Rock has a joke about most relationships not lasting, because it’s too hard to keep up the ...

Petter comments on Mar 13, 2019:

No one will ever "win". If you hide something that later comes to light, you lose. If you're brutally honest, you lose. But even if you cannot "win", you can sometimes force a "draw", where there is a trade off between reality and fiction.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Until they meet me in person, people on line buy my claim of youth and innocence.

Chris Rock has a joke about most relationships not lasting, because it’s too hard to keep up the ...

Jama765 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I dated a guy once that was married. Lied to me multiple times over it they had been a part for 10 years but neither cared to fill out the papers. I could deal with that but not the lies about it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Start off telling a person you're married, you won't be dating them.

I won't explain.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Of course if you don't look but smile at anyone else, you're likely to get an angry comment like "Oi gay boy what's wrong with me!"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2019:

Then there's these gals . . . .

I have been in this position many times.

Cast1es comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Heat a pan of water . Keeping the jar itself out of the hot water , place the lid in the hot water . Heat makes things expand . With the jar still cool , and the lid expanded , it's easier to remove .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2019:

Works but it couldn't hurt to tap the lid a couple of times.

Next time I hear hey sexy!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Satan: your imaginary foe for your imaginary deity.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev Devilishly good reply for getting behind me.

The more perverted version.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

# Side story # Side show at the circus was a guy who bit off chicken heads. This was the guy called a *geek.* This information is presented to you by the more you know.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev Until Petunia discovered the hardships involved she wanted to be a mountain hermit. Before I showed up, she'd gone 20 years without a date.

Don't buy grated cheese because . . .

Lennie comments on Mar 12, 2019:

My blind friend says this is the most violent books he's ever read! ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2019:

For what it is worth, at one time the Florida's department of blind services hired me to read college text books to the blind. This provided me with epic tales to tell around the camp fire.

The more perverted version.

Naejidlopalev comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Way wrong! Remove feathers first jeez

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2019:

Who says research isn't fun?

Summer is coming,the shrimp ladies gonna come out!????

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Good head on her shoulders.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 12, 2019:

@Boomtarat03 I throw the head in the stock pot.

Not mine personally.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Just don't hit them with a bat! :o

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

Pifflly do! You're no fun.

Somebody shoot me , pls .

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

At least you know I'm an atheist!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

@Pralina1 Petunia and I spent most of our time in their museums and dodging people on bicycles. Everybody **assumed** I wanted to go there for the coffee houses. I was more interested in sampling their Indonesian cuisine than getting blotto. I was awe struck finding public works of art on almost every corner and their intense interest in gardening. Unlike the US, excellent and cheap public transportation. z Unlike the US, except for night clubs, once the sun goes down the city closes down.

Somebody shoot me , pls .

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

At least you know I'm an atheist!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

@Pralina1 Liberal politics and compared to the US, few fundamentalist Christians. One of my Dutch friends recommends Rotterdam instead. One of the things that got to me is their plan to get drunks off the street: give them daily pay for cleaning up the streets with a six pack of beer at the end of the day.

How science nerds connect. ?

EyesThatSmile comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Nerds are normally better at spelling.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

When I was getting my bachelor's degree in English, it was difficult to ignore that over 90% of my classmates were women.

All the funding that goes to the Right comes from this source of suffering.

DenoPenno comments on Mar 11, 2019:

This exactly what happens. They have succeeded in convincing idiots that the real problems are people on welfare. Of course. If there were more people on welfare the rich would have less money. If they keep getting more money **you** might be on welfare.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

@Surfpirate Welfare keeps families on the borderline of starving, which is **exactly** what the wealthy would like them to do.

My kind of wake up call.

Transition1 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Hungry ??

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

I always do the cooking for those who take sexual liberties with me. Lately, Petunia complains I under cook the food. She's not happy with a steak until it's cooked well enough to be a hockey puck.

Guess what's not on my to buy list? This. Probably has been posted before...

altschmerz comments on Mar 10, 2019:

If I had a gun, I’d buy a portrait of Trump to use for target practice.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

@Closeted The presidential picture was a glossy 8x10 with a note giving thanks for my work with the GOP, but not by name. A minor effort to bleed their coffers dry.

I couldn't agree more.

brentan comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Maybe you can say the person is a slut objectively.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

Marriage knocked off all of my slutty behavior. I had to find a woman I could put my trust in rather than a group of frequently rotating penis holsters. Had a lot of fun between my two marriages.

I couldn't agree more.

DenoPenno comments on Mar 11, 2019:

The truth of this is why so many of us still have secrets that you can never know. It's also nobody's business.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

Some of those secrets is because there is no statue of limitation on them.

If you describe yourself as "Atheist," some people will say, "Don't you mean 'Agnostic'?

Haemish1 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I sure do miss Douglas Adams.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

@scurry I didn't get very far with his text adventure game. Wish I could have found a cheat sheet.

What’s a hobby you enjoy that a partner has never shared?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

On the over night trail backpacking. Base camping at a campground and taking day hikes is something the women I've met preferred over trail backpacking where a person pitches a tent overnight a little bit off the trail in the middle of nowhere. I've yet to find a woman who wants to go over night ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

@UUNJ My overnight backpacking was always with an inflatable beach air mattress. It was more of a pain to deflate than inflate. I have a group, "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group" where we discuss camping/hiking for those who aren't going to bring children. One of the topics was bedding. With base camping, Petunia and I use serious air mattress to sleep on. Lately, she bought me a cot because I have trouble getting off the air mattress.

Guess what's not on my to buy list? This. Probably has been posted before...

altschmerz comments on Mar 10, 2019:

If I had a gun, I’d buy a portrait of Trump to use for target practice.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

# True story # When the GOP tried to hit me up for a donation with a SASE, I sent them a quarter ** and ** filled out their form saying I would love to work with their campaigns. They started sending me more junk mail as well as a picture of the current president with a fake signature. Master plan: make them lose money on me. At the time my father-in-law was trying to sell picture frames, so I gave him the picture of the President. He says it was snapped up right away. You ** could ** donate a quarter to get your picture for target practice.

Somebody shoot me , pls .

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2019:

At least you know I'm an atheist!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

@Pralina1 Don't die. Move to Amsterdam instead.

A friend mentioned an acquaintance who voted for Trump, and she expressed some animosity towards ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

When I first started seeing Trump on TV, my assumption was he was an oafish clown. Want someone who is full of himself and has no clue of what's what? Bring on the clown. That's why I figured he got so much air time during his presidential campaign.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

@TheDoubter That's an example of a short phrase that he keeps repeating. He keeps his lies short. He keeps his lies simple. That's why his lies are easy to buy by the simple minded. Goodness, we have a lot of simpletons in this country. Now how do we talk 'em out of voting?

FULCRUM.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Trying to remember who said give me a fulcrum and a place to stand and I shall move the earth. Maybe I ought to finish this espresso.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

@MrTallman Were you down wind from my espresso? Thanks for reminding me.

I needed a couple of pieces of corner molding that were 103 inches long and a 1/34 inch with on both...

Bobbyzen comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Correct to assume you made it with a table saw?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

@azzow2 They always get you on the required tool accessories.

A friend mentioned an acquaintance who voted for Trump, and she expressed some animosity towards ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

When I first started seeing Trump on TV, my assumption was he was an oafish clown. Want someone who is full of himself and has no clue of what's what? Bring on the clown. That's why I figured he got so much air time during his presidential campaign.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 11, 2019:

@Freedompath Unlike other politicians he doesn't give **vague** replies. Additionally, he is repetitive and speaks in short, easy to understand sentences. Chants of "lock her up" and "build a wall" comes across clearly, even though they're both stupid ideas.

Not as fun as you think

KKGator comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Fucking morons. Wish I had an address for them. I'd send them so much stuff that it would make their heads explode.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 10, 2019:

>Fucking morons. That's why there are so many of them.

A tongue-in-cheek article that actually had conservatives outraged.

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Of course,it's all true. Heh.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 10, 2019:

Not that we'd ever mislead you, young innocents that we are.

Anything to add?

coralisthree comments on Mar 10, 2019:

*bes a points whore*

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 10, 2019:

Haven't you already got the t-shirt?

the bible signing president 45 is not holding Melania's hand during visit in Alabama.

DharmaBum50 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Fake president showing fake concern for possibly fake Christians. Why not a fake first lady?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 10, 2019:

I've been banned from Facebook for saying that "true" Christians don't exist, just like there's no such thing as true Scotsmen. If pressed for an individual's name that's **true** they can't come up with one.

the bible signing president 45 is not holding Melania's hand during visit in Alabama.

DharmaBum50 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Fake president showing fake concern for possibly fake Christians. Why not a fake first lady?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 10, 2019:

@jerry99 Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties -- Bart Simpson.

I am honest to peaches freaked out a little!

TheDoubter comments on Mar 10, 2019:

you're only as old as you feel

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 10, 2019:

Sounds like something a child molester would say when they want to feel eight years old again.

Loser loser chicken dinner

Redheadedgammy comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Please tell me this is a joke......

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 9, 2019:

It's worse. He did while the chicken was ** alive. **

Re: Phone Alerts in app @admin and community The new phone alerts in the app are cool.

Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I don't have this problem...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 9, 2019:

Neither do I. I'm too cheap to get a smart phone. That doesn't solve the rest of these peoples phone problems.

The valley of the dolls gone astray.

TheNoobReturns comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I am missing the joke.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 9, 2019:

If'n I got to explain it, it won't be funny.

A bull with wonderful aim must be celebrated.

Bungaloebob comments on Mar 6, 2019:

THIS reminds me of SEX to SEXTY cartoons.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 9, 2019:

I used to look at the magazine * sex to sexy * as a horny teenager at the bookstore. I would always put it back because it was on the same level as Army Laughs.

Poor Keira Knightley's a meme

brentan comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Just be careful you don't swallow.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 9, 2019:

Now for a word for what high school sex ed didn't tell you. Oral sex never makes it into the lesson plans. Guys are **extra** grateful if they swallow because **most** women don't like the taste. One gal told me it tastes like "two miles of bad road." One of top common lies include "I won't cum in your mouth." It's as common a lie as "the check is in the mail." Those rare gals who **do** swallow, make it an extreme sexual pleasure for the guy. I can't forget a Dear Abby response that said it's a young man's myth pulling it out at the last second and cuming on her face improves face tone. Playboy advisor told one gal there is only three calories per gulp and ideal on a high protein diet. It's the ones who use it for a gargle you got watch out for. You should be ashamed if you ask for details why. Cue the music for "the more you know."

Two Sundays from now is St. Patrick's Day. Does this mess up anyone's drinking plans?

IrishTxJudy comments on Mar 8, 2019:

No problem here. If you want to drink before noon in a restaurant, you have to purchase food. In stores, you cannot buy beer or wine before noon. No liquor sales on Sunday though at the liquor stores.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2019:

Despite Seneca being primarily populated by Christian fundamentalists, that is how it's been for the last five years -- can't buy a jug of liquor on a Sunday. However, a person can buy beer or wine in the wee hours of Sunday morning from the grocery store.

Do drop by.

mzbehavin comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Sweet! I would love a local FWB deal. I'm thinking he could live a few blocks from me and be on the ready anytime. Just a txt away would be awesome. Late night fun, afternoon delight, a little morning wake-me-up... Yeah, I need to work on that. ;)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2019:

>FWB deal. What's that? Anything like a fast riffle of fan tan?

Where do you get your news?

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 8, 2019:

The best I have found is PBS and NPR. Really anything but fox.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2019:

I grit my teeth when NPR goes on their beg-a-thon. Excellent, if long winded, news source to listen to while I do my house work. Drudge Report for links to an array of news sources.

Some more fun time, mine was hopscotch. ??

Carin comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Hide & seek & pretend games like "house" and "store." We would pick dandelions & daisies & have a pretend flower store.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2019:

@Carin Pop the whip has been banned on school yards since I was in elementary school. The person getting popped at the end of the whip went flying off, sometimes smack into a wall.

Damn texting!

mischl comments on Mar 8, 2019:

That's ONE thing I like about texting. It very quickly shows how much education a person has had.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2019:

Or a horrible example of what hooked on phonics will do to a person.

And there you have it

noworry28 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

We men only have one thing on our mind.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2019:

It's food or sex. Ladies, keep your sandwiches handy.

Just a heads up.

seattlepanda comments on Mar 8, 2019:

I didn't know there were Irish people in Texas...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2019:

@IrishTxJudy You're depressing me because I wasn't invited.

Hmmmmm.... ?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Farts are shits without the mess.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2019:

Sounds like a couple of people on the edge of turning 70 who have experienced horrors getting to the toilet on time.

Just a heads up.

seattlepanda comments on Mar 8, 2019:

I didn't know there were Irish people in Texas...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2019:

@IrishTxJudy Weekend tickets are $30. It's an annual event since 1983, this year running from Friday (today) through Sunday. It's one of the many ethic festivals in Texas, including the Houston Kosher Chili Cookoff (gentiles welcome) How strange do these festivals get? Whoa, strange and generally with over flow crowds. See: https://www.travelmag.com/articles/festivals-in-texas/

WWYD: What Would You Do?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I want to hear from those who had the one night stand and don't want to do it again with them.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2019:

@brainyactress Just passing through. Thanks for the memories and our wond'rous week in Martinique.

Can't catch a break.

brentan comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Yeah, porn is very repetitive and boring. I wish they would make erotic films with good story lines.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 8, 2019:

>wish they would make erotic films with good story lines. Those are normally produced by former porno stars who got the big bucks and started their own production companies. If you're heading down to the sex store, ask the store owner about them -- assuming you don't blush to death. One may find Japaneses porn cartoons but they're often based around extreme young jail bait with high fantasy plot development. Cartoon clutches of extremely buxom eight year old girls plotting a gang bang is in the rafters of high fantasy plot development. Everyone, including American law enforcement members, will write you off as an ultra pervert. In contrast, porno movies produced by men go straight for humping and pumping, hold the character development.

Intermission...whole lotta woman!

freedom41 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

She is very hot model and love all her curves. I wish I could find a woman like that where I live.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2019:

Finding them isn't the problem. The problem is talking them into wanting you.

WWYD: What Would You Do?

Silver1wun comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Transparency is just another word for honesty. There is no kindness in allowing a person to conjure fantasies about how you feel by omitting the truth of it because it 'feels' like kindness not to tell them. That ought ot be the point in first meetings for both people. Be transparent... ;)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2019:

@brainyactress Transparency is just another word for honesty. Sure, especially if you want to say "I can't stand your guts. Now get outta my life." There's a lot to be said for lying like a carpet.

Does age matter in a relationship?

VineetHonkan comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Back when I was in high school there was this senior (18!) Who had a 27 y.o. bf.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2019:

Almost par for the course for 18 year old girls who want to go out with an older guy because they have more money than the typical 18 old guy.

Proofreading is next to “Godliness”

phxbillcee comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Butt dust to butt dust, ass ashes to ass ashes...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2019:

I want to see asses turned into ash.

The real reason T-Rex had such short arms.

ballou comments on Mar 7, 2019:

But, religious people say that dinosaurs didn’t exist. Which is it?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2019:

Maybe **some** religious people say they don't exist. However, in my home town of Pensacola, home of the dreaded Pensacola Christian College (PCC), they have a fundamentalist dinosaur park (none living). They insist the bible referred to them as "great lizards" and didn't give details about individual types of dinosaurs. PCC is one of the wackiest (and unaccredited) fundamentalist colleges **ever**.