Why am I not surprised?

MojoDave comments on Mar 7, 2019:

While that does sound like a conspiracy theory, I checked it out on Snopes and there's actually an AP article about the same thing.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2019:

Too bad you didn't give a link to it.

Meanwhile in another dimension.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Harambe died for our sins.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2019:

That's what his girlfriend said after she dumped him.

Just riding my bike.

St-Sinner comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Love it. It made me hopeful.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2019:

To dream the impossible dream . . .

Just riding my bike.

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2019:

If guys can dress like that in warm weather, why not the girls too?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2019:

Because **almost** everyone goes "eww* when they see hairy man boobs.

Trump revokes Obama rule on reporting drone strike deaths 07 March 2019 US & Canada ...

Knitfreak comments on Mar 7, 2019:

??? he's creating the deep state

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2019:

Past tense: created. That's been followed by dozens of congressional investigations.

Going ape.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 6, 2019:

I want one! Just one.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 7, 2019:

Naw, you don't want to hang out with the US Marines. Disclaimer: former swabbie.

It's Fat Tuesday today, the last day of Mari Gras (aka the "farewell to flesh" because the next day ...

chilehead9 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Are the majority of people here spelling it "Mari Gras", or are they spelling it "Mardi Gras" and A.com is mangling it tonight? The status strip across the top of my page has been fixed in place tonight, and the inch above it has been displaying a complicated SQL query instead of what is normally ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

@Petter Thanks for clearing that up.

How a lot of guitar players got started.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Nashville cats, play clean as country water Nashville cats, play wild as mountain dew Nashville cats, been playin' since they's babies Nashville cats, get work before they're two Well, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two Guitar pickers in Nashville And they can pick more notes than the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

@tnorman1236 It paints a grim picture of success in the music industry, no? I remember Dire Straights wrote a satire on how easy it is to be a hit but nobody got the joke. I want my MTV Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and your chicks for free Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb Maybe get a blister on your little finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these igerators We gotta move these color TV's

It's Fat Tuesday today, the last day of Mari Gras (aka the "farewell to flesh" because the next day ...

chilehead9 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Are the majority of people here spelling it "Mari Gras", or are they spelling it "Mardi Gras" and A.com is mangling it tonight? The status strip across the top of my page has been fixed in place tonight, and the inch above it has been displaying a complicated SQL query instead of what is normally ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

@Petter Now, what's "Gras" mean?

Happy Wednesday! Spring Break is next week.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Heading for South Padre Island?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

@WaywardAtheist Speaking as a backpacker, one is **never** too broke to travel. However, one may be too broke to travel **comfortably.** For details on how to go camping on the cheap, visit my site at "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group"

Solid truth!

metalhead222 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

this whole time i have been using booze, my bad

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

@stinkeye_a Whiskey in a dirty glass.

Eye of newt is good for you.

Elganned comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Why is it accepted that because something was done for thousands of years that that's the way it's *supposed* to be done? Why not just shake a gourd and burn some monkey dung instead of going to a doctor?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

@Elganned Because I garden I know way too much about shit. If I **seriously** wanted monkey shit, I'd go to the local zoo. They sell "zoo do." The big buck stuff is the lion shit. I figure my cat is close enough. If I don't watch it, I'll be pointlessly rattling on about chicken shit vs horse shit.

Oh nooooooo???? 8k miles away,booooom!???

KKGator comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Whiter skin is not a concern of mine. Neither is sex. I was kind of surprised when that happened. Not so much anymore.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

@KKGator I blame my skin cancer from all those hours of yard work and gardening. I'd always wear a shirt, big sun hat and slathered sun screen on myself. Four different women saw me naked and asked me serious questions about what it was on my back. Took the doctors several visits over several years to realize what it was. One dermatologist told me "It's a keeper." Petunia remains bitter that I bled on the love seat, rather than get me a fresh bandage before I had the surgery. A quart of spot remover went on that love seat before the blood stains went away. Then Percy, my Tom cat, started sharpening his claws on it. I'm not sure what will be going next: the love seat, Percy or me. I have a feeling all the doctors I go to graduated at the bottom of their class.

Dirty pun alert

EyesThatSmile comments on Mar 6, 2019:

The warning wasn’t enough!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

Ah, you're a sensitive soul that skipped the warning to live dangerously.

Oh nooooooo???? 8k miles away,booooom!???

KKGator comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Whiter skin is not a concern of mine. Neither is sex. I was kind of surprised when that happened. Not so much anymore.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

@KKGator I remain baffled that in Florida there are places with tanning beds.

You got papers? Rolling papers?

Elganned comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Well, they are meerCATS, are they not?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

Later, what's a kitty cat?

Eye of newt is good for you.

Elganned comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Why is it accepted that because something was done for thousands of years that that's the way it's *supposed* to be done? Why not just shake a gourd and burn some monkey dung instead of going to a doctor?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

Like I can run down to the Dollar Store and pick up a sack of monkey dung.

Oh nooooooo???? 8k miles away,booooom!???

KKGator comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Whiter skin is not a concern of mine. Neither is sex. I was kind of surprised when that happened. Not so much anymore.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

>Whiter skin is not a concern of mine. Never on Myth Busters: Once you've tried black, you never come back.

It's Fat Tuesday today, the last day of Mari Gras (aka the "farewell to flesh" because the next day ...

chilehead9 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Are the majority of people here spelling it "Mari Gras", or are they spelling it "Mardi Gras" and A.com is mangling it tonight? The status strip across the top of my page has been fixed in place tonight, and the inch above it has been displaying a complicated SQL query instead of what is normally ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

The correct spelling is Mari Gras.If the spelling is **close enough** to know what they are talking about, let it slide. If the Senate posts are to be trusted, they are working on the Big Bar and the scrambled stuff above it. They got to screw up sometime.

@Admin and @sitesupport....what is this?

HeathenFarmer comments on Mar 6, 2019:

It means something is broken.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

# Hokey Smokes! Who would have thought?

Solid truth!

metalhead222 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

this whole time i have been using booze, my bad

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

Drop over. We'll pass around a jug and tell each other lies.

Hahaahhaahhaaha boooom! Neither one????

EyesThatSmile comments on Mar 5, 2019:

My parents were married 64 years. My father died first. Would this example still apply???

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

@RobertMartin married people live longer than single people. In the infirmary of your old age, you get to suffer longer. After 60, it's all patch, patch, patch.

It's Fat Tuesday today, the last day of Mari Gras (aka the "farewell to flesh" because the next day ...

Petter comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I think the Romans had far more fun during Saturnalia!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

Them thar days wot will not come again.

It's Fat Tuesday today, the last day of Mari Gras (aka the "farewell to flesh" because the next day ...

DoctoralZombie comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I just want king cake...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

@DoctoralZombie Masticate away and it won't be a problem.

It's Fat Tuesday today, the last day of Mari Gras (aka the "farewell to flesh" because the next day ...

germangirl90439 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Ahhhhh, stupid Fasching ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

@germangirl90439 Yep. Been wrong before. Thanks for the link.

It's Fat Tuesday today, the last day of Mari Gras (aka the "farewell to flesh" because the next day ...

JenAnn comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Sorry, Brasilian Carnaval is by far the most insane. Not the tourist parade you see on TV, but carnaval in every other nook and cranny in this huge, crazy, and fun country!! Vai nessa, gente!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

Come samba with me. Their parades blows away **everything.**

What is the "approve this post" and why does it show up? I've seen this a couple times on my OP.

KKGator comments on Mar 5, 2019:

It's for whether you wish for lower level members to be able to comment.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 6, 2019:

When you reach level 27, you get to shoot them on sight.

She might not be 10/10 but I love this bikini, it should be mandatory at the beach!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Her sister ditches the bikini.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@Merseyman1 Meh. Not even a good canon ball.

Support traditional marriage.

metalhead222 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

if were only that easy goats would be selling for like 5k each lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@Elganned Happens all the time.

Poor flag.

KKGator comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Wonder how much "hush money" the flag is going to get?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@KKGator I've often asked if would be legal to start a go fund me page for his future killer's defense fund.

[bbc.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Despite his claim global warming isn't real, he's already built a seawall to stop the sea from flooding his course. One of his neighbors keeps building "fuck Trump" style billboards. He's been on the losing end of the popularity stick there.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@MojoDave . . . with serious snickering from world leaders.

She has an evil side (in more than one way)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2019:

All I ever learned from porn is to always pick up hitchhikers and that every dinner party is a potential orgy. Thus far, neither have panned out for me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@Elganned I am aghast at Japaneses cartoon porn and I consider myself a jaded dirty old man.

It's Fat Tuesday today, the last day of Mari Gras (aka the "farewell to flesh" because the next day ...

Marcie1974 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Not quite in Canada but us Minnesotans are hoping they’ll absorb us so we can get the hell away from the orange one

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

You should lead that succession movement.

[motherjones.com]

KKGator comments on Mar 5, 2019:

AOC is going to indirectly give 45 a stroke. I hope.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

Considering that frequently the aftermath of a severe stroke is confusion, what makes you think he hasn't had a stroke years ago?

You had better apologize!

Elganned comments on Mar 5, 2019:

There's a window company where I live that runs frequent ads. They have one ad touting, "Buy one, get one free!" That one alternates with another one that touts, "Half off!" Do they think people are unable to do basic math?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

Because I live in America, the answer is "yes."

It's Fat Tuesday today, the last day of Mari Gras (aka the "farewell to flesh" because the next day ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Mari Gras is common along **most** cities on the coast of the Gulf of Mexico and isn't anywhere as wild as it gets in New Orleans.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@JonnaBononna When I want to party, I don't want it to be kid friendly.

It's Fat Tuesday today, the last day of Mari Gras (aka the "farewell to flesh" because the next day ...

germangirl90439 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Ahhhhh, stupid Fasching ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

I have a feeling the German version is **nothing** like the Mari Gras as it's celebrated along the Gulf of Mexico, primarily because the American version is primarily celebrated **outdoors.** My guess is in Germany, there aren't any parades, lavishly decorated floats going by and people screaming "throw me something mister!" at the people on the floats. For Americans that's for the general public and they have dozens of those kind of parades. Other public celebrations include pub crawls. Here in America the ones who organize those parades are called Krews and they have elaborate private ball room celebrations complete with an elected king and queen.Those two are generally an old wealthy businessman and someone's young daughter who is a magnificent example of arm candy. Instead, I suspect during Fasching they're trudging through the snow, trying to get to the beer garden. Once there bar maids distribute huge one liter beer steins to people drunkenly singing along to an umpah band where the tuba keeps the beat. One reason I suspect that is because here the German settlers still celebrate Oktoberfest in October. In Germany, it's too cold to celebrate it in October. That's what I suspect, not that I've ever been wrong before ;-)

It's Fat Tuesday today, the last day of Mari Gras (aka the "farewell to flesh" because the next day ...

GinaMaria comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Laissez le bon temps rouler! ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

English: let the good times roll.

It's Fat Tuesday today, the last day of Mari Gras (aka the "farewell to flesh" because the next day ...

DoctoralZombie comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I just want king cake...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

The one who bites into the baby Jesus doll in the king cake has to pay for the Mari Gras party **next** year. Live dangerously. Have a big slice.

Worthless rodents

KKGator comments on Mar 5, 2019:

This is what happens when stupid humans trust a fucking rodent to predict the weather. They are also generally the same ones who deny climate change.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

Phil gets laid? The things I learn in here.

She has an evil side (in more than one way)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2019:

All I ever learned from porn is to always pick up hitchhikers and that every dinner party is a potential orgy. Thus far, neither have panned out for me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@Elganned If pornhub is to be believed, all lesbians want is a guy with a big dick to walk in on them. After that they rape him six different ways . In porno land, women are so horny that they ought to have moss growing on their crotches. I should write an epic tome on all the all the faulty premises in porno. It'd be a best seller especially if it included cartoon porno.

A Cherokee Parable: The Tale of Two Wolves.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Grandpa! I got a freaking pack of wolves in me. They're not didactic wolves. They got 50 shades of gray and they all want to kill your sheep. Some of them want to kill your sheep because it's fun, not because they want raw mutton for dinner.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

Grandson, do you know several parts of peyote are eatable?

Poor flag.

KKGator comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Wonder how much "hush money" the flag is going to get?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@KKGator to dream the impossible dream . . . He's got too much access to lawyers who **think** they'll get paid that by the time the dust settles, Trump will be long time rotting in the grave.

Drinking and hunting

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

You **might** be a redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish. -- Jeff What'sHisName.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@MST3K I liked his story about the time he took his family to Hawaii. Foxworthy said they all gathered on the balcony to play peeing for the distance. His aunt won. (Y)

Support traditional marriage.

Naejidlopalev comments on Mar 5, 2019:

If this wasn't the greatest clickbait ever!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev Meh. There are several types of posts that'll make the click counter burn up more than this one. Two of them come to mind. 1) In defense of child abusers and why it's so *wonderful.* Hands down, it's #1 with a bullet. People will want to hunt down that pervert with seven types of unbridled hostility. On second thought, more than seven types of hostility. After the administrator removes the original post, people will start telling off the pervert on **new** posts. It's on par with trying to stomp out an oil fire. 2) In here anyone who stresses why the bible is **always** truthful and should be followed literally. Anywhere else, explaining why the bible is a badly written hoax.

Support traditional marriage.

Robecology comments on Mar 5, 2019:

So glad the #Religulous of the world are becoming a joke...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@Diagoras Now more people are laughing. You're basing that assumption on the people you **associate** with. Because this social network is for agnostics (it's in the name, dude) and atheists, we'un's all giggle bunnies on the topic. He who still laughs has not been told the terrible truth. "A poll of the religious composition of the new Congress by the Pew Research Center and CQ Roll Call finds that more than 99 percent of the Republican members identify as Christian, as opposed to 78 percent of the Democrats." Source: https://www.npr.org/2019/01/03/681939629/the-new-congress-fewer-christians-but-still-religious

Support traditional marriage.

Robecology comments on Mar 5, 2019:

So glad the #Religulous of the world are becoming a joke...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@Robecology Sorry...your demographics are not correct [snip] The religious profile of the world is rapidly changing I have two **major** qualms about your reply. 1) I didn't give demographics. 2) Your cited source speaks about of the FUTURE. I'm talking about the present day. No telling what the future will bring although one can make predictions based on current trends. >Gringos? As in slang word for Non-spanish? It's slang that generally means foolish people living north of the Rio Grand, a word often used by Mexicans.

She might not be 10/10 but I love this bikini, it should be mandatory at the beach!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Her sister ditches the bikini.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@Bungaloebob She's fun to watch when she jumps on my riding lawn mower. The mower doesn't have any shocks so it jiggles her a bit.

Doctor Strange's nurse.

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Does she handle the amputations?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@EricJones What's the big curved thing behind her?

She was one of a kind, and SO damn smart.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Dead at 60 -- December 2016. You know you're getting old when the heroes you grew up with start dying.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@Zoohome People have their grandchildren thundering up on motorcycles when they're 60.

Support traditional marriage.

Naejidlopalev comments on Mar 5, 2019:

If this wasn't the greatest clickbait ever!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

The greatest click bait on social media is the banned photo of guy with his dick slung over his shoulder. It's so heavily banned even if a person **asks** to see it, it isn't allowed in a PM.

Support traditional marriage.

Robecology comments on Mar 5, 2019:

So glad the #Religulous of the world are becoming a joke...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

It's only in the parts of the planet where the citizens get free public liberal education, as opposed to the US where they get education aimed getting people a job. The gringos have more churches than schools. They are as **outwardly** as religious as they are in middle eastern theocracies.

Support traditional marriage.

metalhead222 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

if were only that easy goats would be selling for like 5k each lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

Here in upstate South Carolina, the **typical** goat goes for about $85 to $55 each. It's the camel that is expensive: $5,500 to $6,500. Before you ask, there are exotic animal ranchers in my area. There's even one guy who rents out his camels and llamas to Hollywood. BTW, there's big bucks in llama manure. Us gardeners know all the good shit.

Lately, I've had trouble getting the heading function to work.

Naejidlopalev comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I haven't tried since I got back..I'm going to test it out now

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

Welcome back. Step away from my pizza. It's got anchovies on it. It's another thing that I like that almost nobody else does. Therefore, I only put the anchovies on my half of the pizza. Take a slice from the side with the extra meat and cheese while you test out the hash tag problem.

Let me pose a question to you.

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I think they are probably very picky eaters about lots of other things. It would be a red flag but not necessarily a deal breaker. Do you want to eat at nothing but Cracker Barrel for the rest of your life? And even then, your meal choice needs to be approved by them. Because they want to...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@IrishTxJudy I have only met one woman who thought cow's kidneys was the most wonderful thing she had ever had. Everyone else would rather I'd prepare it (long prep time) outside, cook it outside and eat it outside as well. ALL of them want to be upwind. It's a pity because the butchers rarely have FRESH kidneys. Care for a bowl of chitterlings? Culinary adventure awaits!

Let me pose a question to you.

TheDoubter comments on Mar 4, 2019:

what importance do culinary tastes have to do with interpersonal bonding???

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

Those of us who need to cook two versions of the same dish to put up with another person's taste find ourselves deciding not to cook the food we love. It's super bad when it's food that stinks up the house. However the OP was about restaurants where the customer **should** be the one who's paying for the food and getting what they want instead of slop off the back burner. One way to piss off the help at McDonald's is to order **unsalted** fries. This means you'll wait to get **hot** fries fresh from the boiling lard. For livid rage from the staff, salt them once you get them. Screw the staff's state of emotional well being. Get what you pay for.

AUTODIDACT.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Also see bookworm.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

@Marionville True. A non-fiction bookworm, maybe.

Down at the beach.

Merseyman1 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I wouldn't know who to take first!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

Armature!!

Makes hell look good.

Merseyman1 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Damn! ... And I don't believe in hell, what am I to do!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

See the movie *Hell Boy* and wait for to see him introduce his sister.

Doctor Strange's nurse.

EricJones comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Does she handle the amputations?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

A scythe cuts at ground level. You'd limp away.

Don't forget that special sauce.

Boomtarat03 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Hahahahaahaha 12 inches is huge,i can't swallow it tho??? maybe licking it first then bite bit by bit lol??????

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

You have a dirty mind. I like that.

No harm in trying...

metalhead222 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

lol leave that man alone already

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 5, 2019:

His butt will leave a sticky residue. Naw, the rule with the bottomless is get them a towel to sit on. Us former teenage orgy masters know about towels.

One thing I prefer to do is cruise a campground before I pay for a camp site.

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Last bear i saw in Yellowstone was in one of those.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 4, 2019:

Was he eating doughnuts?

[dailykos.

Marine comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Please add criminals for the lack of doing their job for the people that elected them and for what the position has allowed them to become millionaires.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 4, 2019:

Nobody on food stamps ever runs for public office.

And that's why there aren't any unicorns left

coralisthree comments on Mar 4, 2019:

this happened to me on saturday. poor unicorn, and poor me

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 4, 2019:

I suppose you asked for volunteers to save the unicorn?

South America in da house!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I can see a day at the beach with her and a pint of sunscreen.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 4, 2019:

@Mofo1953 The one with the tan lines.

Test it!!!

GinaKay comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Just wow. That woman is a basket case. I have to keep reminding myself that as big a corrupt, despicable, traitorous person Trump is, the people that support him are the real problem.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 4, 2019:

The gringos wonder why people abroad stereotype them as the dummies.

So im looking for some thoughts and opinions and please feel be as honest as you like (feel be ...

Carin comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Seems like most of the people with folding carts are women, & a lot of women don't care much about cars as long as they do their job. And I don't think drinking beer makes ANYONE more attractive, either, so it seems to me that if you really pay attention & look around you will notice ladies that ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 4, 2019:

>Seems like most of the people with folding carts are women . . . #Not here in South Carolina's eight acre flea markets, locally called jockey lots.# A person can spend half the day, walking for miles to find good deals. Women find guys to **carry** their purchases and the guys bring their folding carts so they won't die from bringing back the watermelon from the far end of the jockey lot to the car. Here it's the manly man thing to carry a woman's purchases and when she buys about 50 pounds of stuff, there is no reservation about that manly man folding cart. For reasons I have yet to understand, the women have reservations about bringing their own cart. Now for something totally unrelated:

So im looking for some thoughts and opinions and please feel be as honest as you like (feel be ...

Hathacat comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I think you got some great advice here! I even went to your bio to see if you should shave the mustache, and I can say to try it and show us. If you don’t like it shaved, it will grow back, right? If no car, do you use a bike? See that puts you in the healthy man, healthy planet category! Very ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 4, 2019:

>If no car, do you use a bike? In New York City the car is the enemy of the city. It's been 20 years since I was there. Back then to rent a private parking space was $650 a month and was considered a *bargain.* NYC has three times more vehicles than parking spots. On the plus side, public transportation -- unlike most US cities -- is excellent and a person doesn't need a car. Many find Uber cheaper than car ownership.

So im looking for some thoughts and opinions and please feel be as honest as you like (feel be ...

EyesThatSmile comments on Mar 4, 2019:

You have the most important characteristic...honesty. Being frugal is awesome! Trust me. People that cannot handle money usually end up alone because they drain a relationship. Not drinking beer is definitely a plus in my book. And your love for animals endears you to many women. I think the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 4, 2019:

>Not drinking beer is definitely a plus in my book Still others find tea totaler a plus as well.

ZUGZWANG.

Buttercup comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I was a serious chess player and knew this word, what sticks in my mind is when the "boy genius" on Criminal Minds used it incorrectly

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 4, 2019:

In chess it sounds more like the word "check" one step shy of checkmate.

This is a test to see if the pin issue is fixed.

coralisthree comments on Mar 3, 2019:

"warning, this is a test. this is only a test."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 3, 2019:

>"warning, this is a test. this is only a test." If this was real, your butt would be toast.

Seems to be a glitch.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Percy, my lonesome Tom cat, refuses to let me to give a rat's ass. He says it is the tastiest part. I'm too kind to hurt his feelings over something as trivial as that. What's with the big whoopie do if I'm logged in or logged out? With my big daddy who ha steam powered computer if I'm logged ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 3, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty @corslisthree and @hankster are just joking... And you take it as fact... It's all my fault you don't take talking Tom cats as a joke. I have that mysterious power over people from "West Bubblefuck." >... I've only reported one post.... One always knows to trust the people from West Bubblefuck, NY, to be upright, truthful and never lie. Now those scallywags from EAST Bubblefuck, whoa! "That's a JOKE, son. A JOKE! I swear that boy is as sharp as two pounds of wet leather." -- Foghorn Leghorn.

Bread is awesome

altschmerz comments on Mar 3, 2019:

I like bread! And pasta. Basically I like gluten and wheat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 3, 2019:

Next time I'm hand picking the gluten out of the bread, I'll save you some.

God’s plan

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

God **could** have killed Satan as well. It would have ruined the plot line.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 3, 2019:

@MojoDave Possibly. Nobody teaches literary criticism in public school. That would open them up to looking for flaws in the plot lines and unlikely tales.

Seems to be a glitch.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Percy, my lonesome Tom cat, refuses to let me to give a rat's ass. He says it is the tastiest part. I'm too kind to hurt his feelings over something as trivial as that. What's with the big whoopie do if I'm logged in or logged out? With my big daddy who ha steam powered computer if I'm logged ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 3, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty websites don't use COBOL or C++ lol Find where I said they did. I'm familiar with database programming. Have a cup of Java while you're explaining web programming. Then volunteer to re-program the source code to fix the glitch nobody except you *cares about.* > you should know it's impossible for a user to affect or break the code in any way... It's possible for a program be unable to handle unexpected input that crashes it.

Harsh, but true

Haemish1 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Mates once every 2 or 3 years? That’d be AWESOME !!!??

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 3, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev Not if you want that number weekly... I've had weekends with gals who wanted that hourly. By the end of a three day weekend, I was going "Couldn't we go out for a movie? Eat dinner out?"

Two trips are for the weak

OldGoat43 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Don't forget to leave a hand free for the keys to the front door.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 3, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev In contrast to your tight jeans, I would leave a trail of the visually injured if I wore a speedo.

Death by Charity: the Dark Side of Decluttering [truthout.org]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

It pretty much says in Canada, too many poverty stricken people depend on charity and there isn't enough shelters for the homeless to keep them from freezing to death. The US has the same problem.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 3, 2019:

@Closeted It was also why the French had a revolution, the monarchy doesn't always work well.

Anatidaephobia A person suffering from this condition feels that somewhere in the world, a duck or...

Pralina1 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Oh man. Ducks and geese are good people ! my older boy , Mr Marcello , loves to terrorize them regularly twice a day , 3 x if I am off work . They mind their own buisness in and out of our lake , but Mr as&@"!? tries to give them a cardiac arrest every day . He also eats the poops . Yeah . He is ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 3, 2019:

I used to have a duck named "Sunday dinner." He was fond of kicking me when I brought out his dinner. Major problem: ducks can't kick. I'd feel **something** hit the back of my leg, turn around and there he'd be on his back, quacking in rage. Dumb duck.

Hey Mike!..and all who've joined lately that I've missed. I give you "Wowsers"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

She's my waitress at my favorite bar, Brews on the Alley in Seneca, SC.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 3, 2019:

@MerlinZap Generous tips are the rule.

A New Group-- Thanks for stopping by- g:878

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

I wish them all the best but I won't be stopping by. It's on my list of "don't want to know."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 3, 2019:

@PalacinkyPDX It's a **required** comment to explain why I won't be dropping by. I feel obscenely secure in making that statement. Go forth and get happy but don't give me the details.

Rolling? I don't think so.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Cool. I never could convince myself to spend enough money on a camera that could do a panoramic shot.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@mcgeo52 I'm too cheap to buy those phones as well.

Trump makes Nixon look like a saint.

Freedompath comments on Mar 2, 2019:

That is so true...at least Nixon had the ability to KNOW ‘the error of his ways!’

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@Elganned That was my point: he doesn't see the logic in trying to rule in America without the consent of the governed.

I don't know about that.

Elganned comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Which brings up the question: How do you stuff it without a bone?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@Elganned Wasn't that kind of bone or stuffing I was referring to. A dirty mind is a constant pleasure.

Two trips are for the weak

OldGoat43 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Don't forget to leave a hand free for the keys to the front door.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@OldGoat43 Somebody has a third hand? I refer to it as my prehensile penis.

I don't know about that.

Elganned comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Which brings up the question: How do you stuff it without a bone?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

Typically stuffed meat is sliced thinly and pounded even thinner before whatever they're going stuff it with is put on the slice and rolled OR it has a slit in it where the stuffing goes. It's common for supermarkets to do this when the meat goes beyond it's fresh date and is put up front of the meat tray. The good stuff is in the back of the meat tray. First in, last out. A bone gets in the way. Therefore, the bone is removed to make stock. The stock can be reduced to make gravy.

Seems to be a glitch.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Percy, my lonesome Tom cat, refuses to let me to give a rat's ass. He says it is the tastiest part. I'm too kind to hurt his feelings over something as trivial as that. What's with the big whoopie do if I'm logged in or logged out? With my big daddy who ha steam powered computer if I'm logged ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty I'm reporting a glitch... One that doesn't matter. That was my point. I've done enough computer programming to know how much work it takes to fix a glitch. Fixing a glitch that isn't worth fixing is worth ignoring, especially if they wrote the source code in COBOL or C++. What language do you think they're using anyway? How many computer programming languages do you use? >... Why are you harassing me... As Coralthree says "all the glitches are your fault!" Hankster says "Seems like you broke it." I think it's possible they're **right.** >.. If you continue, I will start reporting you... I fully expect you **already** have reported me as well as other people who have injured your thin skin. *Ironically,* I've had people report you to me. Lighten up already.

XANTHOMA.

hankster comments on Mar 2, 2019:

if left untreated it can progress into Oklahoma, and eventually into texass.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@FrayedBear It stands for stop, as in focal length of a lens. f-number (sometimes called f-ratio, f-stop, or written f/), the focal length divided by the aperture diameter. Not to be confused with the **freaking fabulously furry freak** brothers, or four F.

Couple I never heard of was the vodka and the magazine but his record is going strong.

Charlene comments on Mar 2, 2019:

It's a great way to Not Pay people that work for you..he's a Yuge whelsher..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@Charlene Although you're right, it is a difficult thing (so far) to prove in court.

I am ready to start thinking forward again instead of looking backward.

MrLizard comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I agree. Never give up!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@MrLizard Another theory, down the tubes.:-(

Too good not to share

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

The Democrates have all the women with smoking hot curves but don't tell them that. We're overdue to elect another Muslim woman.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@Science-guy It's replicates for the supporters of lizard overlords group. Your phone supports the lizards.

Couple I never heard of was the vodka and the magazine but his record is going strong.

KKGator comments on Mar 2, 2019:

I really hate that asshole. And his moron followers.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

His loyal followers are proof how stupid America has gotten. Last I heard, 45% of Americans can't name the three brances of government and 35% can't name **one** branch of government. Gringo land is fertile ground for con artists.

Couple I never heard of was the vodka and the magazine but his record is going strong.

Charlene comments on Mar 2, 2019:

It's a great way to Not Pay people that work for you..he's a Yuge whelsher..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

Ergo his Russian ventures: nobody else would lend him money.

9 Things to give up if you want to be happy

NoMagicCookie comments on Mar 2, 2019:

#1: "Complaining"? So if you find errors (in products, services, situations) and bring to light such flaws you can not be happy? #2: "Limiting beliefs"? So to be happy you have to accept BS (faith (belief without evidence) based assertions. BS example: (God's love will make you happy)" ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

#7: If you don't impress the boss, it'll be harder to get that raise.

Trump makes Nixon look like a saint.

Freedompath comments on Mar 2, 2019:

That is so true...at least Nixon had the ability to KNOW ‘the error of his ways!’

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

Once Nixon was told his party wasn't going to support him any more, he resigned. Trump support has **always** been below 50% often sinking as low as 30 percent. As far as legislation, he has no sway. He didn't get 50% of the popular vote. Logically, he should have resigned last year.

Here's pushback against Trump's 'socialism.' [m.youtube.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

I'd like to read all the news National Inquirer found not to print and killed them so the public wouldn't know about.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@MojoDave I'll bet you a **whole** buck and a quarter nobody is going to file a success law suit for them to revel stories they won't run. **Act now! Thar's big bucks on the line.**

Explainer: In Trump-Russia probe, when does collusion become a crime?

jerry99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

## Seems clear: There indeed is no federal crime called “collusion.” But collusion is a non-legal way of saying conspiracy, which is one of the most commonly asserted crimes in U.S. federal courts. Conspiracy is an agreement between two or more people to commit an unlawful act. A conspiracy ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

>A conspiracy does not need to have been successful, but the individuals must have taken some action to further it. Nope. All you need is two people to **talk** about robbing the bank for it to be a conspiracy. No bank robbery is required. It's part of the Christian thought crime theology that you've sinned just for **thinking** about having sex with another person's wife or under aged daughter or almost anyone. If you buy into that we're all going to hell on a full scholarship.

True story..I'm up!

scurry comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Eek. What's with all the creepiness lately??? LOL

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev . . . mysterious and ookie, the Addams family.

Pearly whites!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Sharks are always friendly.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@BeeHappy I should know. I've gone snorkeling in shark infested waters often and they always want to hang out with me while I hunt down the oysters on the reef. It makes for good tales around the campfire. BTW, it's common for fishermen to throw the fish guts off the fishing pier. This brings in the sharks. Therefore, one should have serious reservations about swimming or surfing anywhere near a fishing pier.