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XANTHOMA.

hankster comments on Mar 2, 2019:

if left untreated it can progress into Oklahoma, and eventually into texass.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

In those two states, gay Greeks are for target practice.

I am ready to start thinking forward again instead of looking backward.

MrLizard comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I agree. Never give up!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@MrLizard I'm 448 miles away, about a 9.5 hour drive away from you (assuming you take the Interstates most of the way here).. E-mail your street address to me and I'll send you a postcard or two about the local attractions as well as my recommended local motel. The best time to come is in April, when they start up Jazz on the Alley (Thursdays 6-10 p.m.) and local farmers markets (Friday and Saturday mornings). The local farmers grow organic heirloom vegetables otherwise not available in stores. As a tourist trap, Seneca, SC, is a flop. I stay here because I'm within a 30 mile radius of 30 mountain waterfall hikes. The half of the trails are poorly maintained if they're kept up at all. High adventure awaits! I've yet to find **any** mountains in Florida although I've been known to lie about their ski lifts in secret locations, yet to be put on a map. The fishing in the local alpine lakes, according to the fishing guides, sucks giant donkey dicks. I do know a pond where you'll have better luck. They do have romantic boat rides around the lakes at $45 a head. Cost wise, you'd be better off buying a case of gin and the biggest jar of pickled onions you can find. It's a long grueling drive to get here unless you own a small light aircraft. Seneca has it's own airport. Instead, you might want to take your favorite squeeze to Helen, Ga (an hour's drive from me), which is one of the top tourist designations in the state. Petunia and I make our annual pilgrimage there. The town tries to recreate a village in the German alps without anyone speaking German (all English, all the time, except for the rare German tourist that got lost with their rental car). It comes with a truck inner tube ride through the middle of town. It's also on the Georgia wine trail where you can sample the booze from dozens of local wineries. Don't order the German beer or you're credit card will bleed. They have excellent motels with river views and in room hot tubs. It will be easier to talk your squeeze into going **there.** Both of you will want to jump into the hot tub after an all day drive. Never arrive there on a weekend, always on a Monday when the grid lock goes away.

I am ready to start thinking forward again instead of looking backward.

MrLizard comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I agree. Never give up!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@MrLizard If you darken my door step, the first six martinis are on me. I have a surplus of Spanish olives.

Animal pick up lines

EyesThatSmile comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Well thanks...but that pick up line isn’t working on me...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

I'll keep it under ruthless consideration because you're not Ruth.

Go figure.

MojoDave comments on Mar 1, 2019:

It makes no sense!?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

# True story # I knew a woman that once she got out of jail, was facing either living on the street or living at a woman's shelter. (Why don't guys have a men's shelter for that option?) Once settled in, she called me up to meet her new friends at the shelter. I wasn't about to let Verlene move in with me but her new friends wanted me to have their new phone number. After a few months, Verlene had a job and a place to stay. In the mean time I had abused women who wanted me to take them out on a date. One of the top strangest dating scenes **ever.**

I have a fear this is how it works.

Skeezwazzle comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Never underestimate the power of planting a seed. Fear nothing. You are a god, too.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

. . . and you will flutter, leave like, to the bottom of the cliff.

I have a fear this is how it works.

brainyactress comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Why fear?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@F-IM-Forty Once you've hit the bottom of a cliff, you will not worry what's coming next.

I have a fear this is how it works.

MojoDave comments on Mar 1, 2019:

It depends on who you are and how you want to live your life. It's your choice.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

For every complex problem, there is a short, simple solution that's wrong like jumping off a cliff.

Penny pinches take note.

Pralina1 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

What's green tea . Coffee . We have coffee !

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

Us wild adventuresome folks have espresso.

Go ahead, look it up...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Hens lay eggs. Cocks don't.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@Tooreen The hens say they'll never go back after they've tried black. I have it on chicken pucker authority but don't ask me to cite my source.

Go ahead, look it up...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Hens lay eggs. Cocks don't.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@Jamespuck Mercy sakes, guy. You mean there's Ru Paul male chickens?

I am ready to start thinking forward again instead of looking backward.

MrLizard comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I agree. Never give up!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

@MrLizard How many times does one **need?** My late drinking buddy who couldn't even tune his own guitar, died in abject poverty after trying for over 20 years trying to be a rock'n'roll star. He never gave up.

Happy Friday, y'all!

azzow2 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Right after Frito.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

I know her. Good old Frito Lay.

WUNDERBAR (Adjective, German) and WONDERBRA (Noun, International).

Pralina1 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

That's funny !!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

@Marionville The generously endowed women I've known (+42 d) curse lavishly at under wire support bras. Is this one THOSE bras?

I am ready to start thinking forward again instead of looking backward.

MrLizard comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I agree. Never give up!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

"Try, try and try again. Then give up. No sense in being a dam fool about it." -- W.C. Fields.

A Rolling Stone Interview with AOC [rollingstone.com]

GuyKeith comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Hell Yes! Men have failed. Men are scumbags. Men think with their dicks. I think that everything should be turned over to the women, especially The White House and The Pentagon. No, I'm not kidding or being sarcastic. Men have let our species into war and destruction throughout history. It is time ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

@GuyKeith I've been saying women catch fish better than guys but don't want clean fish. Nobody has stepped forward to disagree. You maybe getting the same level of reactions. Over all, it's difficult to ignore the high percentage of church ladies who think Trump is the neatest dude ever. BTW, I find it difficult to disagree with people that flatter with me. One time I had to pause when a guy dismissed my comments by calling me an "intellectual." What 'ya mean I'm not a dumb shit like you? Wait a second. Let me delete that reply. Hot dam! Ah's a genius boy. Why argue with that, all evidence to the contrary.

I don't think this is true

freedom41 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

All she wanted was attention. I think it's false as well.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

This is a case of not wanting to hunt down a source to cite either way. I did it anyway: https://www.pressherald.com/2017/01/30/terminal-leukemia-patient-zaps-cop-with-stun-gun-to-fulfill-wish-list/

Dr. Land is going to conference Dr. Phil they are going to have a dump.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Maybe it's because I just woke up but who is Dr. Land?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

@MojoDave What's a witting participant? One with wit as opposed to the common oaf?

To follow up on a recent spirited discussion here: I met up with someone for a coffee date ...

MerlinZap comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I have to say, arguing with someone online is a worthless occupation. I'll disagree, but that is the end of it, they can talk themselves in a circle for all I care. I think you approached the live conversation with enough aplomb to get you by.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

@MerlinZap If one starts the reply to them on the level of "Jane, you shameless slut" you won't get an explanation out of them on their position. Other times they have **no idea** why they're saying what they're saying. Sounded good to them. A few have a reason and will explain it to you, complete with citing a source. I got on line back when the Internet was affordable only for universities, the government and big business. It was a nightmare process. Makes me feel old just to think about it.

A Rolling Stone Interview with AOC [rollingstone.com]

GuyKeith comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Hell Yes! Men have failed. Men are scumbags. Men think with their dicks. I think that everything should be turned over to the women, especially The White House and The Pentagon. No, I'm not kidding or being sarcastic. Men have let our species into war and destruction throughout history. It is time ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 28, 2019:

@GuyKeith for the most part, women are more intelligent and rational than men. You're just saying that to pick up hot chicks. ;-)

To follow up on a recent spirited discussion here: I met up with someone for a coffee date ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Kudos with the patients I had dated a woman when I was 25 her daughter was ADHD with a low I.Q. and tubers on her brain. The girl was never difficult for me I would take her fishing she always got the biggest fish.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 28, 2019:

Women seem to be better at catching fish but I'll still waiting for the one that wants to clean fish.

To follow up on a recent spirited discussion here: I met up with someone for a coffee date ...

MerlinZap comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I have to say, arguing with someone online is a worthless occupation. I'll disagree, but that is the end of it, they can talk themselves in a circle for all I care. I think you approached the live conversation with enough aplomb to get you by.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 28, 2019:

>arguing with someone online is a worthless occupation Only if you're on line and you think you're going to persuade them to change their mind. That's close to impossible. It is worthwhile to learn why they believe in something.

Do you feel Facebook has too much impact on relationships?

St-Sinner comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I deleted my Facebook profile two years ago. Other than connecting to old, long lost friends, I did not find any usefulness. Mostly it was a waste of time and addictive - just reading crazy posts, videos and images.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 28, 2019:

@Tiramisu If I yatter on about how lucky I am, people get seriously annoyed and accuse me of gloating.

Do you feel Facebook has too much impact on relationships?

St-Sinner comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I deleted my Facebook profile two years ago. Other than connecting to old, long lost friends, I did not find any usefulness. Mostly it was a waste of time and addictive - just reading crazy posts, videos and images.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 28, 2019:

I've been banned by Facebook. Therefore I sought out a new addictive waste of time with crazy posts, videos and images. My old friends on Facebook want me back but the Zuckerberg has spoken.

Sometimes I'll post a meme or two.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

In your example it is likely you have made two pages of recent posts and considering you're at level nine 1,551 **total** posts, most of them with an inane number of grammatically incorrect ellipsis. You remember . . . ellipsis? When I see the overboard use of dot, dot, dot . . . I conclude it's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 28, 2019:

The holy unwritten rules of the Internet include: 1) Seek out a group where everyone agrees with you. Do not tolerate anyone who questions the group's assumptions. That person is being disruptive by asking for others to qualify their assumption and should promptly labeled a troll instead of a seeker of truth. Kick them out. 2) You are **not** responsible for your own feeling or how you will react. A troll has the alien mind reading ability to know how you will react and is responsible for your state of mind. This is why you got to get rid of trolls -- they're too intellectually powerful for you. 3) People know what you **meant** to say even if you didn't say it. Anyone who questions what you **meant** and laughs at what you **did say** is a troll and will be thrown out of the group and called names immediately afterwards. 3.a) Anyone who announces they're sick of the group and leaves will be fearlessly called names after they've left because they're not around to defend themselves. Anyone who calls this backstabbing is a troll as well and should be thrown out. 4) All threads will remain on topic unless a troll discovers that there's a dead horse here and tries to change the topic. Accept all boring prattle on the thread. Do not start anything new or drift off topic. Kick the troll out who breaks this rule. Trolls are far too interesting to be allowed in the group. 5) Those who call people names should **never** be called names in return. If a person returns fire, they're a troll and it's time to get rid of them. 6) Anyone who writes way over 120 character is a troll for leaving a trail of broken attention spans. Threats to throw that kind of troll out results in the troll writing a longer and more dangerous reply. Show them the door quickly before brain death settles in. Only terse replies should be permitted. Now for something completely different:

Sometimes I'll post a meme or two.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

In your example it is likely you have made two pages of recent posts and considering you're at level nine 1,551 **total** posts, most of them with an inane number of grammatically incorrect ellipsis. You remember . . . ellipsis? When I see the overboard use of dot, dot, dot . . . I conclude it's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 28, 2019:

@EricTrommater I already have my own group, thanks. #adults #camping #hiking #Dixie #Parks #Waterfalls What makes you think they're paying any attention to me in my own group?

A little close to home...LOL!

coralisthree comments on Feb 28, 2019:

why are all the good ones gay, committed or really far away?! i just wanna get some! :(

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 28, 2019:

The far, far away used to get to me. Sure. Take the next ten hour flight out to the west coast or get my passport to head over to eastern Europe. Last one didn't care if I was married. All I had to do was fly to the **opposite** side of the planet, in another hemisphere and her and three other rental women would take care of my wildest fantasy. (It'll take another 300 words to explain **that** fantasy). She even sent me videos of the red light district where she'd rent the gals for me. It was an upgrade from the gal in Bangladesh, a country where they execute the non-Muslims for looking sideways. Last I heard from her, her family had arranged her marriage last December and she wanted to bolt from the ceremony. I live dangerously but that's a bit much.

Good morning, At the airport heading to St Maarten.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Be sure to bring broken in shoes/sneakers and have fun.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 28, 2019:

@GwenBFree Good to hear. You'll be walking and gawking at the sights. No sense walking with blisters.

...no?.... :(

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I'm getting so far from spring chicken I'm turning into beef jerky! (Watch the smart remarks there!)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 28, 2019:

When Petunia tells me she's a spring chicken, I remind her she's a card carrying AARP chicken.

Trump-Kim summit was cut short after North Korea demanded an end to sanctions, Trump says Everett...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Obvious, why did they meet then?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 28, 2019:

Trump wanted to get out of town while his former attorney was being raked over the coals.

Never lose your sense of humor

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

We still tell them, & then laugh at all the offended idjits!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 28, 2019:

The offended idiots tend to refer to us as trolls for offending them.

VERISIMILITUDE.

TheDoubter comments on Feb 28, 2019:

good to know but hard to use in daily conversation

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 28, 2019:

Use it in place of "sounds right."

If polygraphs were admissible in court, our esteemed "leaders" would be subject to them, too.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

It's too easy to lie and still pass a polygraph. It's why it's inadmissible in court.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

@Closeted Because it's a waste of time.

Sometimes I'll post a meme or two.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

In your example it is likely you have made two pages of recent posts and considering you're at level nine 1,551 **total** posts, most of them with an inane number of grammatically incorrect ellipsis. You remember . . . ellipsis? When I see the overboard use of dot, dot, dot . . . I conclude it's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty ... And a troll is not name calling either lol..... Overall it's an bogus concept for those who think they're special because someone called their bluff.

Sometimes I'll post a meme or two.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

In your example it is likely you have made two pages of recent posts and considering you're at level nine 1,551 **total** posts, most of them with an inane number of grammatically incorrect ellipsis. You remember . . . ellipsis? When I see the overboard use of dot, dot, dot . . . I conclude it's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

@EricTrommater Pick up any newspaper and count all the string of dots in the first three paragraphs. Look at a copy of Time magazine, and count all the string of dots in the first three paragraphs. Pick up a high school text book and count all the string of dots in the first three paragraphs. I could go on but **why?** It's only on line that the wild excess of dots happen.

Sometimes I'll post a meme or two.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

In your example it is likely you have made two pages of recent posts and considering you're at level nine 1,551 **total** posts, most of them with an inane number of grammatically incorrect ellipsis. You remember . . . ellipsis? When I see the overboard use of dot, dot, dot . . . I conclude it's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Go away now troll... When all else fails, call them names?

Sometimes I'll post a meme or two.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

In your example it is likely you have made two pages of recent posts and considering you're at level nine 1,551 **total** posts, most of them with an inane number of grammatically incorrect ellipsis. You remember . . . ellipsis? When I see the overboard use of dot, dot, dot . . . I conclude it's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

@EricTrommater You're comparing yourself to e.e. cummings and James Joyce? (Snort, snort, giggle, giggle) In **most** published material they don't play that way. Citing the rare exception doesn't get you off the hook.

Sometimes I'll post a meme or two.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

In your example it is likely you have made two pages of recent posts and considering you're at level nine 1,551 **total** posts, most of them with an inane number of grammatically incorrect ellipsis. You remember . . . ellipsis? When I see the overboard use of dot, dot, dot . . . I conclude it's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty The number 1551 doesn't refer to total number of posts. It says "pages 2" followed by a slash. How would you get 1,551 posts on **two** pages? >.. Please learn how to read... If I was illiterate, I couldn't respond. >.... This screenshot says I posted 38,753 memes.... I don't see that screen shot. Did you post it?

Happy Hump Day, y'all!

Drsmash253 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Landscape maintenance business still hasn't quite taken off I've only work 2 days this week yesterday and today rest of the week I have off

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

@Drsmash253 I worked for a landscaper a few times. Not going to do it again. First day I did it, their 18 wheel flat bed truck pulled up with 150 pound saplings (that includes the root ball). The boss handed me a shovel and said "You. You plant these." Guess who unloaded the truck. My eye balls crossed trying to get the trees in the holes I dug. The boss' reaction: "FASTER! FASTER!" It was a hard sale to tell myself to go back for day two. I succeeded but shouldn't have. As an employee, it was a minimum wage job. For minimum wage, I'd rather scrub toilets. There's more job security in that line of work.

Happy Hump Day, y'all!

Drsmash253 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Landscape maintenance business still hasn't quite taken off I've only work 2 days this week yesterday and today rest of the week I have off

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

@Nightshade1313 I'm a native of Pensacola. Like New Orleans, it's a great party city but they pay low wages. Petunia (native of South Carolina) loves the place. She always wants to go to Pensacola Beach at dawn to see the sun rise over Gulf of Mexico while **nobody** is there and nothing is open. Notice their beach ball water tower. It has to be better place to visit than CuteBeauty's city of West Bubble Fuck, NY. (Hey, it's what she claims in her profile, honest and upstanding person that she is).

@dartagnan6666 short story: I'm not going to Hawaii.

Cast1es comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I would love a trip to Hawaii . Some folks can turn any lovely offer , into rude and ugly .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

I thanked the guy for his invitation, so I don't consider my reply "rude and ugly." If he'd offered travel expense and lodging, I'd take him up on it. Round trip, it's about 10,000 miles. Paris, France is only 9,000 mile round trip for me. I've been to both Hawaii and Paris. If I got to pay for the trip, I want to go to Paris. Amsterdam would do. I've been to Amsterdam as well. I know a few Dutchmen who want me to move to Holland and become a citizen. It's tempting. Nobody likes me that much in France. In the end, I offered him an alternative to his original offer. I could tell Petunia we're running off to Halifax and see how high pitched her scream can be. A former pen pal told me if I visit Canada stay away from Nova Scotia. She lived there and **hated** it.

Sometimes I'll post a meme or two.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

In your example it is likely you have made two pages of recent posts and considering you're at level nine 1,551 **total** posts, most of them with an inane number of grammatically incorrect ellipsis. You remember . . . ellipsis? When I see the overboard use of dot, dot, dot . . . I conclude it's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

@EricTrommater When you see them throughout a message, they're a **tad** excessive. Honestly, I never joined the MySpace group. If I saw someone who couldn't write a **whole** sentence and needed to use 27 dots every two words -- there's not a pretty name for them. Dam the coherency -- full speed ahead! Properly used an ellipsis is a set of three periods ( . . . ) indicating an omission. Each period should have a single space on either side, except when adjacent to a quotation mark, in which case there should be no space. When I want to indicate the meme illustrates my point further, I use four dots at the end of a sentence fragment. Grammatically four dots is also correct when quoting someone and you want to indicate the rest of their sentence has been omitted. I tend to consider an author's excessive dots as pauses in their delivery while the author struggles to think of what to say. This gives me the impression with wild excessive dots, I'm hearing from a person that is exceptionally stupid or has brain damage.

The 23 most consequential lines from Michael Cohen's testimony Analysis by Chris Cillizza, CNN ...

Unity comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Hold him accountable for all of his actions

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

If it wasn't illegal, I'd start a go fund me to hire an assassin.

Happy Hump Day, y'all!

UpsideDownAgain comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Not to be a drag...on or anything but if you have to count down the days of the week every week doesn't that pretty much indicate that your life sucks?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

@WaywardAtheist South Padre Island awaits! I always regret not going there while I was in Texas although I didn't attend any Texas university. Instead my spring break while attending the University of West Florida was on Pensacola Beach.

Happy Hump Day, y'all!

Drsmash253 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Landscape maintenance business still hasn't quite taken off I've only work 2 days this week yesterday and today rest of the week I have off

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

I used to track the business licenses applications in the Pensacola News Journal. Most of the landscape guys weren't in business the next year. It's only today in Dixie, I've heard guys mowing their yards. We're having an unseasonable warm snap.

Sometimes I'll post a meme or two.

KKGator comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I'll be completely honest with you. I never look at those things.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

Makes two of us. It gives no **helpful** information. It's more important to me to see if I got replies from either my posts or my replies.

On sex......

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

This has been a post by the Live Lavishly group.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

@Captnron59 Because you need to join the local chapter.

@phxbillcee as a young man....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Or bourbon to put in it?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

You too can be a wide awake drunk.

makes you think eh.

TheDoubter comments on Feb 27, 2019:

nothing will change until Republicans put the public interest above party interests

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

After that, the world will end with a whimper.

Pretty much sums up an old friend who has gone to the right wing dark side - sigh

Tooreen comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Check your sheep for ticks

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

Stolen.

Count me in...

brentan comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Why waste 3 days?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

You are **no** party animal, that's for sure. Go for the bar snacks instead. Feast mightily. Have the soda pop.

Count me in...

dartagnan6666 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Not me, I'm going to double up on those days.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

@dartagnan6666 Short story: I'm not going to Hawaii.Thanks for your invitation Now for the long story (also on Single Mingle): Petunia would be **delighted** if I would drop my restrictions about traveling by plane. Last ten hour flight, my knees were under my chin. Airlines have packed the seats in coach so tightly passengers no longer can assume a crash position. Making it extra horrible is we're both chunky monkeys and she insists I sit next to the aisle. Once next to the aisle, everyone on the plane gets to brush against me jostling me in the process. Two years ago when she started bugging me about visiting Alaska, I bought her plane ticket and she went alone. She is still complaining about **that.** She always wants me to travel with her. She hates it when I travel locally by myself. I would never hear the end of a trip to Hawaii without her. She refuses to travel to the western US by car to catch a boat. If we get there by train she picks a route that goes for the grand tour. The train route goes by way of Chicago, with a three day stop over in Glacier National Park, then on to Seattle, and L.A. with a return trip by way of Yellowstone (three day stop over required), the Grand Canyon (three day stop over required) and New Orleans (three day stop over required), before returning to South Carolina. She can be a **tad** unreasonable. Considering domestic harmony and a significant costs involved, send your private jet my way instead. We COULD meet the next country over from me and (pun intended) drink Canada Dry.

I'm not a big proponent of marriage.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

# One can get into an abusive relationship without benefit of clergy. # Insisting on marrying an abusive partner makes division of property and child support more complicated but it isn't a **real** excuse to stay with them. After seeing people hunt down **another** abusive spouse to marry and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

@brainyactress **Enough** of a thundering herd of feminists come out of the wood works that that I'm not going to explain abusive relationships on line. I have a dangerous habit of making sense. That can drive those with opposing opinions into livid rages. If someone escorts me to the local watering hole, I'll expostulate at length.

This isn’t from the parody account.

GuyKeith comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Yeah, Trump **REALLY** cares about kids, doesn't he?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

Lock 'em up. Send the parents to Mexico. Lose all records.

Count me in...

dartagnan6666 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Not me, I'm going to double up on those days.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

In that case, drop over during those days and help me kill my liquor cabinet.

Be careful what you ask for.

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Women serve in combat roles now. Such as they are. It's not like there are trenches anymore. So...you've not heard of IL Rep Tammy Duckworth who is a double amputee?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch "We were talking about U.S. women. Right?" No. You mentioned Tammy who is A WOMAN who has gone to war. There are other women in other countries who **also** go to war, notably in Israel. The OP wasn't specifically about US women serving in the military. Globally war will not keep up with US technology. I still shutter about horsemen invading South Sudan, killing people with machetes. Guns? We don't need no stinking guns. We got horses!

Looks like this is some good advice for meeting someone in the dating world: 'Don't call me ...

TomMcGiverin comments on Feb 26, 2019:

To me, this is all bullshit. I don't text, don't know how to and don't want to learn. I prefer voice phone calls to e-mail. I know a lot of this is related to my age, but I will not date someone who has a lot of rules and restrictions over how I communicate with her. I mention this in my profile ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

>I don't text, don't know how to and don't want to learn. My prime use of texting is **avoid** conversations. When Petunia and I split up shopping, I'm likely to text her "Finished shopping. Sitting in the car." I don't want to hear her rattle on about her current location in the store, what's she bought so far, what it'll cost her, what she's going to look at next and ask me what I got, how much costs and her coupons for what I got are sitting at home. All I want her to know is I'm sitting on the car, waiting for her to finish shopping so she won't waste time hunting me down. I just want to listen to NPR on the car radio. Once she gets finished shopping, then we'll talk. She hates NPR. I don't want her to know I'm burning down the battery to listen to NPR. When I see her approaching the car, I'll turn the radio off. All of that is covered by texting "Finished shopping. Sitting in the car." Same story for texting "Left late. Be there in 20 minutes."

I'm not a big proponent of marriage.

St-Sinner comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Completely agree. The institution of marriage as we know it is dying and is almost dead in Scandinavian countries. Gradually, just declaring that you are partners in legal documents (property, insurance, employment etc.) will get you legal and community rights. Cat's pee has been sold as elixir to ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

>Cat's pee has been sold as elixir to people for centuries. Things I learn on line. Next question: how to get Percy, my tomcat, to pee in a bottle.

I'm not a big proponent of marriage.

dave1459 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I think the paper is an excuse.... a couple of police reports, charges filed, etc would help in court! The marriage is an excuse. I believe divorces should cost no more than it does to get married... or marriage should cost what it does to get divorced.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

If I get divorced again, I want a big party that's all about me.

I'm not a big proponent of marriage.

Deiter comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I remember the old saw, *First time a victim, second time a volunteer.* I'm sure this is not PC these days but the first line of defense in anything is only ever ourselves. Waiting and staying only makes it harder to leave, and far more dangerous. This is going to sound cold, and probably ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

> I always wonder, Weren't there any signs? Major one is the abuser insists on his partner should be isolated from other people.

I'm not a big proponent of marriage.

azzow2 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I have always wondered what the big deal about such a costly event with little such satisfaction. I would think that an adventure to create some memories would be a much better way to use the money.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

>I have always wondered what the big deal about such a costly event with little such satisfaction. My first marriage cost me $20. It was a civil service at the court house. I was so nervous, I forgot to tip the justice of the peace. The second one cost my father-in-law $500. He gave the money to his daughter and she had money left over. >I would think that an adventure to create some memories . . . We went on a week long grand spree from South Carolina to Key West. I'd never seen Alligator Alley before. Tales of high adventure and I bet you thought nobody would ever listen to you.

Nice bike...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Depends on which country he's driving it in. Iran: yes. France: no.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

@FrayedBear It's more likely he'd get stopped for putting a star of David on his tank and wearing a security guard uniform. When a person vaguely *looks* like a cop, it seriously pisses off the cops. How about in **your** country? Would they give him a ticket for a naked woman gasoline tank?

Alien probe

FrayedBear comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Don't need to waggle your fingers like that to get a beer!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

Instead wave a $5 bill over your head and yell "Barkeep!"

Be careful what you ask for.

RobertNappi2 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Woman should be able to do whatever they want...Period!!!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch Woman should be able to do whatever they want...Period!!!!! Petunia wants maid service and wants me to pay for it.

Be careful what you ask for.

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Women serve in combat roles now. Such as they are. It's not like there are trenches anymore. So...you've not heard of IL Rep Tammy Duckworth who is a double amputee?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

>It's not like there are trenches anymore. Rolls eyes. Not ever nation can afford a gajillion bombing runs.

Be careful what you ask for.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Women tend to better shots than men, especially with tanks. They also are typically calmer during combat than men. However in the infantry they're wash outs because few women can lift as heavy a pack as men can.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch I'm beyond certain that trenches and infantry exists, especially in third world countries.

Does anyone here know much about phycology and stuff?

azzow2 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I can turn such a comment like that into comedy and sluff it off. Someone that takes life that serious need a straightjacket any way. She was trying to hurt and control you for some given reason. Rember the old saying "sticks and stones will break my bones, words will never hurt me"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

The psycho are perfectly willing to physically injury you with whatever is available and don't limit themselves to sticks and stones. There are reasons they put those people away.

TURGID.

FrayedBear comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Some women enjoy a turgid member inside them when indulging in the old rumpety pump.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

@Marionville One can be magnificently explicit, far more than this. Buy a copy of *Fanny Hill.* If you buy it second hand, it'll be stained.

Be careful what you ask for.

Jnei comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Nobody should be forced to serve in combat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

There are enough volunteers **dying** to serve on the front lines without forcing anyone to serve in combat.

If you don't practice what you preach, then at least preach what you practice...

GwenBFree comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Unfortunately so true, as a Christian I tried really hard to do and be all those things. When I divorced my husband, a Southern Baptist pastor his biggest complaint was that this disqualified him from being ordained. I told him, my divorcing you didn’t disqualify you, the reasons I’m ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

@GuyKeith After a three year affair, Petunia tried to get her missionary uncle to marry us. He refused because I'd been divorced. "But," protested Petunia. "SHE'S DEAD NOW." Suspicious woman that she is, Petunia not only insisted I produce the divorce papers she also had to have a copy of the death certificate. None of that mattered to her uncle. It sounded good to me. I'd live in sin with a church endorsement. She hunted down a different clergyman. This time a bishop. Woman had to have at least one big party centered around her. **True story.**

If you don't practice what you preach, then at least preach what you practice...

GuyKeith comments on Feb 25, 2019:

**The Bible** : Often thumped, seldom read.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

@AntaresRose who gives a rat's ass? Percy, my tomcat. He says it's the tastiest part.

Minnesota fridge. We be cool.

EricTrommater comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Prioritize!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

@mistymoon77 Come July, it's thawed turds emerging from the snow bank along with corpses that tried to walk home from the bar.

@phxbillcee for your haters lol

Kojaksmom comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I just realized I had another one of my comments flagged by administration because I said men are pigs. that's not even the worst thing said in the last 10 minutes.