Move along. Everything to see here.

scurry comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I've said it before... I love Cat Memes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 24, 2019:

Percy, my lonesome tomcat, approves.

Praise Satan!

scurry comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Satan was God's creation too... once his favorite Arch Angel. I think he's just misunderstood. ;)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 24, 2019:

I missed the section where God **created** Satan. In bible school, they glared at me for asking details about the heavenly hosts: how many are there? Where did they come from? How long have they been around? If Satan is evil and God is all powerful and loving, how come God doesn't **kill** him? Oh, I was a pain asking them questions in church. I got my vacation bible school diplomas anyway. Satan wanted the first couple to eat from the tree of knowledge while God wanted them to stay naked and stupid. Satan has a lot going for him.

Can't laugh at what you can't see.

scurry comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Thanks Dad, really. LOL

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 24, 2019:

They make great party favors as well. Now for something totally unrelated:

When my cat drives . . . . .

scurry comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Ha ha. I love Cat Memes. MOL

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 24, 2019:

MOL?

My lament.

scurry comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I can relate! Except, that's a chipmunk, not a squirrel.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 24, 2019:

He is **part** squirrel -- on his father's side. Unknown to him, he's cat food.

Posted at 4 a.m. because . . . .

scurry comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Too much truth for a Sunday morning.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 24, 2019:

I need to pack lunch for the Sunday drive into the north Georgia mountains. Weather forecast is sunny sweater weather (in the 60's) here. We've had so much rain over the last two weeks, there has been flood damages. Got to look at campgrounds in April for places like here:

Unauthorized thinking.

scurry comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Oops.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 24, 2019:

A buck ninety eight for your steamier thoughts. Don't spare the adjectives and adverbs.

They won't be honest and tell you this.

scurry comments on Feb 24, 2019:

One of many problems with FB.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 24, 2019:

In this group you're more likely to get this warning:

Sez right cheer on the side of the book . . . .

scurry comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Seems about right.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 24, 2019:

Thou shall not kill. God -- 2.4 million. Devil -- 10. Seems like Satanism is the kinder religion.

T'ain't the season.

scurry comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Ooo.... Ouch.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 24, 2019:

One need not be human to have a Valentine.

peace ya'll.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Give war a chance.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 24, 2019:

@DoDapper Leo Tolstoy fan?

Words to live with.

Dr650mike comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Looks like there are only cheap people around

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 24, 2019:

I don't know why the high priced people don't flock around me.

Could Trump's comments about SNL be because: 1) he needs to pump up SNL's rating; 2) wants to make ...

Charlene comments on Feb 23, 2019:

He's a thin skinned twat

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

Tell me it isn't so! :_*

Could Trump's comments about SNL be because: 1) he needs to pump up SNL's rating; 2) wants to make ...

HippieChick58 comments on Feb 23, 2019:

No discernible or measurable sense of humor.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

I've never seen him laughing.

After having been sick and not at work since Wednesday, I’m starting to feel better.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:

After three weeks of nearly drowning in lung lungers and making my nose raw from blowing my honker, I ought to take your advice.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

@IrishTxJudy I think it's likely you've got members of your family that with sufficient prodding could help you out. I am recovering well enough to get outside and buy tissues with lotion on them.

Putin to U.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

# h1 'T'aint going to be no nuclear war. Too much real estate involved." -- Frank Zappa.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

@Moravian That's because when laundering money, you need a spin dry cycle. ;-)

Hello and good Morning. Would Love to meet a sexy free thinker ?

coralisthree comments on Feb 23, 2019:

this site only has ugly freethinkers

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

We're all banned from posting naked pictures of ourselves in the group Classy Sexy Pics. The administrator fears addictive and excessive masturbation should crotch shots and turgid nipples be shown.

Hello and good Morning. Would Love to meet a sexy free thinker ?

btroje comments on Feb 23, 2019:

we are all sexy

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

If you think Jabba the Hutt's twin brother is sexy, I'm a real stud puppy.

The morning worship service.

mistymoon77 comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Ok I just threw up in my mouth.. yuck..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

Tea drinker?

It's been a long wait from people in here.

Babyoda comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Good morning!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

About time! Thanks.

Short lesson on how to drive women crazy.

FrayedBear comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Or when full have with drop leaf closest to the wall.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

The daring leave a roll of duct tape behind.

27.

Diogenes comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Trump is working as hard as he can to destroy the WORLD economy, and given enough time, by default, HE WILL SUCCEED!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

@Diogenes I can't understand why some of these farmers are still Trump supporters------ don't they get it? They get higher crop support prices. They would have **more** money if they sold the crop.

Opinions are like

MissKathleen comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Weird.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

Once again, I'm stunned by your terminal verbosity.

Petunia wants to go camping somewhere near Appalachacola.

Stevil comments on Feb 22, 2019:

The paper mill in Port St Joe is gone now. There might be some place there. Its west of Appalachiacola.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

Good to know. I haven't been to Port St. Joe in decades. I'd forgotten about their paper mill. It's one of those things a person drinks to forget.

Petunia wants to go camping somewhere near Appalachacola.

CallMeDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:

It sounds like you have one major recommendation already, in your friend's words about his clothes. Was he at a nudist center? I have not been there. Please let us know though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

If Patrick had gone to the nudist center, he would have mentioned it. So far the only video I've seen of the area was a guy in a pine forest demonstrating how to fiddle for worms. I'm not a fan of pine tree forests because they're always dripping pine tree sap on things, especially if you park a car under one.

You don't say.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Ben Franklin pointed out the eagle frequently eats the same food as a vulture. That's one reason he was against it as a national symbol. Considering our war like nature towards countries on their last legs, not all that good of an objection.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

@KevinAverett Franklin didn't live long enough to see the **domestic** turkey. They're so dumb they panic if the Goodyear blimp passes over.

I've allowed this to happen to me.

Deiter comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I've had four close women friends over the years, and my sister, who'd all gotten into relationships with married men. In each case the men never left their wives. And in ALL cases the women experienced the nadir of their life's heartbreaks. (One said she cried every day for a year and checked ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

>All or nothing. It's still no Teflon for heart break, mind you. Meh. I used to have women show up at nearly unpredictable nights for dinner first followed by sex. One (my the force be praised) wanted sex first, dinner later. Friends with benefits *isn't* all that bad.

You don't say.

Tooreen comments on Feb 22, 2019:

The Turkey by far the superior bird

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

The **wild** turkey, for sure.

"Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world - even JC's mother was at it with someone ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Um, no. The oldest profession is farming. That why guys feed gals in hopes of wild sex.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

@FrayedBear Live food doesn't rot and doesn't need to be hunted. Live food hanging around doesn't need to be hunted. Live food is more likely to hang around if it is getting fed. To feed it they need extra food for it. A successful farmer will have surplus food from the harvest and therefore the successful farmer can feed live stock. That is why farming develops before ranching. Once live food is hanging around, the evolving rancher can decided **which** animal gets fed until he breeds a desirable domesticated animal unlike the dreaded saber tooth hen that lays eggs on alternate full moons. In contrast, hunting comes with a significant risk the hunter won't find his prey. If he finds it, he can take a shot and miss. If he hits it, he might not kill it and waste his time trying to find wounded prey to shoot it again. Hunting comes with significant risks. Be wery wery quiet. I'm hunting bunny wrabit. He, he, he . . . >Pull the other leg please. ? Consider it done, Elmer. Now you want hear my theory why adult beverages causes civilization? Pour me a snort and all will be explained.

Intellectual honesty time. Why is the first considered racist, but not the second?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I fail to understand why three Asians in suits could be considered racist.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

@Boxdoc For men, the business suit is part of the global business culture. One does not see the Dali Lama with a brief case in hand, prepared to cut deals. All I can figure out is they are Asian. There is no uniform native wear for **all** Asians. Native wear is generally avoided. Therefore when I visit Cherokee, NC, I don't see them in topless with moccasins on their feet and wearing a turbans. (They never were into feathers). What I see most of them wearing is cotton dress shirts, blue jeans and sneakers.

Petunia wants to go camping somewhere near Appalachacola.

AncientNight comments on Feb 22, 2019:

GO! CAMP! EXPERIENCE! Eat a few oysters for me, while you're there. But don't forget the bug repellent. There are parts of Florida that have Mutant Mosquitoes from Outer Space and the Sand Fleas are worse!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

I used to live in Pensacola, Florida, which has the same problem. Bug repellent doesn't stop the bugs with sniffles. :(

"Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world - even JC's mother was at it with someone ...

Leafhead comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Then there's another whore involved with JC, Mary Magdela

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

Come here, me bucko. Let me explain this term "fag hag" to 'ya.

"Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world - even JC's mother was at it with someone ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Um, no. The oldest profession is farming. That why guys feed gals in hopes of wild sex.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

@FrayedBear You're thinking ranching. Farming was first. Once they produced more food than they can eat, they start looking something they can domesticate for meat production. If they can feed it, it might hang around. After that,they select which animal to feed until unnatural selection creates something domestic. One should not consider the wild saber tooth feral chicken as a sex object.In radical contrast, I've met Alabama farm boys who told me "If an egg can come of a chicken, a dick can go in it." They got domestic chickens and no way to get to town to find women instead. Life is not all that wonderful for a teenager down at the farm.

More bear attack survival tips

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Us asthma suffers are first to be malled by a bear.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

@FrayedBear vote for the bear.:o Asthma suffers carry emergency inhalers to stop asthma attacks. Their lungs have been damaged and therefore they can't do anything that requires extreme heavy breathing -- like doing the two minute mile. That means in a group, they'd run the slowest and be first to be killed by a bear. It's why Petunia hikes with me in bear country. For short bursts a brown bear can outrun a healthy human. They can do 35 mph, a little faster than race horses. A grizzly can do a 50 yard sprint in three seconds. Your odds of outrunning a bear are incredibly dim.

PERIPATETIC.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I tend to think of that word to mean a pathetic person deserving pity. Been wrong before.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

@LenHazell53 It also means an Aristotelian philosopher. (Yes, I look these things up).

I hope this doesn't annoy people (especially in this thread, because I like it and the posters so ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

My uncle who was kind and generous, went to the grave with people arguing that anyone that nice **couldn't** be an atheist. They concluded he **must** have been bullshitting everyone for his entire life.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

@Lillyfield41 When I'm threatened with hell fire, I tell them I'd rather they threaten me with Disney World because I know that place exists.

Good morning all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

My boring existence is split between housework and posting on line. I'm a kept man. When she has her fill of **that** I have do the cooking and housework. I'm at that age when scrubbing the floor wears me out. When I get tired, I post on line. A guy has to have a hobby. Petunia and her ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

@Merrydelight In my neck of the woods, all the house keepers are large burly middle aged Hispanic women that wouldn't look all that good in a French maid's costume.

@phxbillcee I saw this and thought of you.

MojoDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Ya gotta be REALLY careful when you zip up!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

Sounds like you're an experienced in the ways of the scantily dressed. I salute you for your research.

No need for an explanation.

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2019:

He saves money that way by not having to buy condoms

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

I consider condoms party supplies.

Wake up people!

altschmerz comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Not all at once though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

Only the deranged and inconsiderate would eat bacon off a sleeping woman before jumping her bones.

Does Minnie know?

Livinlife comments on Feb 22, 2019:

A mousetrap with peanut butter is my suggestion

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

It's more fun to own a cat. My tomcat, Percy, killed his first mouse last week. It changed Petunia's mind about keeping him around because Percy keeps scratching up our oldest furniture -- the ones with the shot springs. Petunia hates meeses to pieces. She'll tolerate a cat as long as it kills vermin.

Bear attack survival tips.

EyesThatSmile comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Hahaha. I detect a theme! Aren’t there sweet, kind cuddly bears somewhere?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

Only the ones who have been hand raised by humans are sweet, kind and cuddly. There are behavioral differences between black bears and grizzlies. Black bears **generally** go out of their way to avoid humans, often hiding in trees when humans approach. A grizzly will ignore humans but are perfectly willing to rip a person's head off if they get too close. I go camping in areas that have black bears.

Bear attack survival tips.

glennlab comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Didn't you post this earlier?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2019:

Wish he had he had posted it in my group, #adults #camping #hiking #Dixie #Parks #Waterfalls "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group" . I'm tempted to ramble on about dogs who taunt bears and other esoteric prattle.

The perky ones are always awesome.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Ummmmmm.....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

Humming because you can't remember the lyrics?

Perhaps single is a personal choice. Some people do single better than married.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I love being single, specifically unmarried.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

@AntaresRose I gave up on the multiple, rotating partner. The spouse insists.

My dream man

MissKathleen comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Never been in facebook jail. What’s it like?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

I'm in Facebook exile: they won't let me back on -- ever.

McDonalds at White House

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Don't give him any ideas

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

Think he's already had strokes because of his diet?

Grammar, Bitches!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Pointless repeated use of the word "fucking."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

"Fucking aaaa" -- the Fonz @Closeted One of my favorite phrases is incomplete " . . . and the horse you rode in on." Welcome to the perverts of the My Little Pony crowd. BTW, I was shocked to find there's futura porno cartoons of My Little Pony. There's no end for the twisted and rule 34. Upload one of those pictures to CutieBeauty's Classic Sexy Pictures group and see how fast you get kicked out of the group. Tell her I sent you.

Oh I hope so. I know I have friends that feel this way. Would love to find a partner who will, too.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I would never share all the shit that goes on in my head. No thanks.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

Stuff like "What am I doing with you and why won't you shut up"?

[yahoo.

brentan comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I wonder what his fundie buddies will think about that.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

His fundie buddies endorse him despite his criminal and moral failings.

Putin to U.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

# h1 'T'aint going to be no nuclear war. Too much real estate involved." -- Frank Zappa.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

@Freedompath The reason for that is real estate is an ideal way to laundry money.

This explains so much of what is going on in American politics lately.

EMC2 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

But if a tree falls in the forest and the right wing does not hear it, does the tree even exist?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo Not entirely. I've lived around pulp wood mills here in Dixie where they plant pine trees after they clear cut. A pine tree in the south can be harvested in twenty years. They don't plant hardwoods so like most farming it's mono-culture.

[understandingcompassion.com] Peope who cry during movies are the strongest people of all?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

As one ages, one becomes more prone to cry at movies. Judging from the responses, there's a lot of crying geezers in this crowd.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

@slydr68 I think it's age related partly because I've read psychological studies in laymen's magazines on the subject and partly because in those who say they do cry at movies are 50 years old or older. If there was a hoard of 20 somethings who posted they cry at movies, I might reconsider.

Grammar, Bitches!

altschmerz comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Every teacher should have this on his wall.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

Certainly not. It would be torn off the wall by their supervisor followed by a bad job review. Common vulgarities are eschewed in public school and excessive use of them is the sign of the uneducated. One of the goals of school is to have graduates that **sound** like they've been to school. Dam, dude, there are a shitload of dumb shits on line that flunked out of school.

Grammar, Bitches!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:

You fucking are fucking right!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

Excessive repetitive vulgarities mean they don't know enough adverbs and adjectives as well as being in dire need of creativity.

Grammar, Bitches!

Mokvon comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Must be and english teacher

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile English major here (BA, class of '03). Mokvon should have written "It must be **an English** teacher." He forgot to use a period at the end of a sentence. People on line use awful grammar but I'm happy if they're coherent, even if they got hooked on phonics. I'd have to be a point whore to correct everyone's grammar and spelling. The people like CutieBeauty and Trump who get their thrills from using up to a dozen dots after every sentence fragment make my nose flare. Where did that dot, dot, dot, dot dot, dot, dot, dot crap come from? When I see it, I know I'd dealing with an ignorant turd.

Who do you trust? [facebook.com]

Charlene comments on Feb 21, 2019:

For sure McCabe, Comey & Santa..Toothfairy? Not so much, their cocks look like Toothbrushes....it ain't pretty..?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

These toothbrushes?

Any Texans here?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Used to live in Texas. Could use an excuse to visit. What are the details about what those places are like?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

@Lisamarie68 Looks like a rocky path. Here's the view from my last campsite in the mountains of North Carolina.

'Morning. Anyone awake up for friendly chat? (4:00AM CST.)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I am in the eastern standard time zone where it's currently Thursday 7 a.m., cold and raining.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

@DoDapper I'm in "up state" Seneca, South Carolina, which rarely has snow. Right now we're having an outbreak of daffodils.

OMNISHAMBLES.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

In the states, that's snarfu: Situation normal, all fucked up.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

@Cast1es, dam the sobriety! Full speed ahead.

'Morning. Anyone awake up for friendly chat? (4:00AM CST.)

powder comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Thursday 8pm where I am

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

@DoDapper The "big onion" is also known as Brooklyn, NYC. See:https://www.amazon.com/Big-Onion-Guide-Brooklyn-Historic/dp/081474785X Chicago is better known as "the windy city." I'd rather go to the Big Easy also known as Crescent City and The City Care Forgot.

One of the things my companions always insist on is a campfire.

MissKathleen comments on Feb 21, 2019:

lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

I've never gone camping in Arizona, largely because with all our camping gear we'd have to over pack the car. Petunia refuses to consider car trips with multiple camp sites to get there. It would be a four day car trip, one way, to get to Phoenix. When she talks about going to Arizona, she wants to take the train by way of Chicago and Seattle.

Relevant statistics.

brentan comments on Feb 20, 2019:

That's really good. And it would look even better in kilometers.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

>it would look even better in kilometers. 1,440 kilometers. Because I correspond internationally, four decades ago I created a US standard to metric spreadsheet so I don't confuse people overseas. It's rare that I have to convert stones (obsolete by the UK standards) to pounds. The real nightmare is bushels and pecks. How many kilograms to a bushel or peck depends on what's getting weighted. What knocks the winds out of my sails is when I'm talking about the latest mountain I've climbed (see my camping group at #adults #camping #hiking #Dixie #Parks #Waterfalls) from feet to meters. It makes my all day climb to the summit sound like I strolled to the top of a hill. Last time I took Petunia to Europe, she'd check the TV before we left the B&B. They gave the temperature in degrees centigrade. Daily we had this conversations like "It's 17c outside." "You'll need a sweater. It's in the lower 60's. It also says it'll warm up to 26c and you'll need to take your sweater off.That's in the upper 70's." She would always stare in amazement at me. It was one of those looks that said "How do **you** know?"

True story

metalhead222 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

another reason rich people should not be president

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

Name a single US president who was elected with a net worth less than $10 million within the last 100 years. Even guys making $100,000 a year don't SUCCESSFULLY run for president.

The absolute best part of this were the comment from people telling their substitute words.

brentan comments on Feb 20, 2019:

I've always thought of it as Murphy's Law. Recently, I saw it referred to as Godelian, after Kurt Godel.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

@Hathacat My version of that is I know the word I want to use but trying spell it makes the spell checker explode. Later, I'm told that word isn't pronounced that way. Worse are the people who got hooked on phonics and don't give a hoot how badly they misspelled it.

The absolute best part of this were the comment from people telling their substitute words.

glennlab comments on Feb 20, 2019:

3 drinks in, you get a ton of them. lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

Spoken like a true light weight.

[understandingcompassion.com] Peope who cry during movies are the strongest people of all?

azzow2 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I could cry when I see a really bad movie especially if it cost a lot of money to see.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

If it's a bad movie, I walk out of the theater unless I'm so seriously stoned getting in the car and driving away is not an option.

Left/Right experiment.

JackPedigo comments on Feb 20, 2019:

I recently commented on an experiment where it was suggested to ask questions from your childhood with the dominant hand and then use the other hand to write answers. Supposedly, you can get real answers. After my accident involving my L hand the therapist recommended looking into the mirror at ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

Strangest thing I've heard this year.

Is dating again after marriage like dating your mom or dad?

MissKathleen comments on Feb 20, 2019:

I haven’t had enough dates to determine that. I got divorced at 65 and the dating pool is shallow.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

Tell 'em you're addicted to cleaning fish and have a boat. Be sure to have a picture of the boat. After that, they won't care if you look like death warmed over. Like other guys, I don't have problems finding women who want to go fishing. I have problems finding women who want to do it without getting their hands dirty by doing things like taking the fish off the hook or cleaning it. Overall, women catch more fish than I do. I don't want to spend all my time fishing digging a worm out of can for them and baiting their hook. Now for an unrelated word about hump day:

How important is honesty to you?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Do I **want** to be told I'm fat? Is it appro to tell people they're fat? Sure, I want to hear from a date that she's **only** going out with me because she doesn't want to cook, doesn't want to pay for the movie and is loath to indulge in any affection behavior because I'm an ugly muggly so she's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

@Booklover If you don't love 'em, tell them they're fat **and** ugly.

Oh my gosh!!!! This!!! [johnpavlovitz.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

I still want a taco truck on all the street corners.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

@yogafan108 I'd also like the ice cream truck replaced by Marguerite truck.

How important is honesty to you?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Do I **want** to be told I'm fat? Is it appro to tell people they're fat? Sure, I want to hear from a date that she's **only** going out with me because she doesn't want to cook, doesn't want to pay for the movie and is loath to indulge in any affection behavior because I'm an ugly muggly so she's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

@UUNJ If I think we’re monogamous but a partner wants to have sex with someone else, I need honesty. My first wife told me if I wanted sex outside of marriage, she'd hunt her down. "No telling what you'd bring home," she said.

NICKY-TAM(S) - Noun.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Shorts and helmed pants are unknown in Scotland?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

@Marionville Here in the foothills of Appalachia it's common to see people in shorts when it's freezing cold. Never been to Scotland. Not all that sure I could survive their dialect. However I've lived in Texas where it's common among the cosmic cowboys to tuck their pants inside their boots. In Texas, you're not a cowboy until you've got a roll of fence wire in the bed of your pick up truck.

How important is honesty to you?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Do I **want** to be told I'm fat? Is it appro to tell people they're fat? Sure, I want to hear from a date that she's **only** going out with me because she doesn't want to cook, doesn't want to pay for the movie and is loath to indulge in any affection behavior because I'm an ugly muggly so she's ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

@Lucy_Fehr No reason to lie about someone being fat if they are not asking for an opinion in the first place. Sometimes they ask anyway. This is one of the great traps of a woman's game "Does this make me look fat?" Never, never answer "You don't need that dress to look fat." >Hiding an affair is lying because it is a continuation of a betrayal Therefore, one should tell all the second they decide to have more than one sexual partner? >What is MY motivation for wanting to share this? Is the answer ever "Girls just wanta have fun"?

How important is honesty to you?

confidentrealm comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Very. Why lie?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

@Philippe78 . . . and hurt the guilty bystanders.

How important is honesty to you?

RoadGoddess comments on Feb 20, 2019:

It’s the whole point! How do I grow as a person without truth?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

@Philippe78 If I was truthful, I'd say I find her pretentious and only want her as a MILF but I'm getting my action out of a younger woman and don't want to travel nearly a thousand miles so I can get my pudgy paws on RoadGoddess. This is the **absolute** worst thing to tell a gal on line but how many guys on lie are already thinking it and tastefully aren't going to tell her? Okay, most of them would put up with the hell hole that is Houston to get some action because they've already struck out with the locally available and younger women. Instead, I'd prefer to tell I need to know her better rather than stick with my existing premature judgement. I've been to Houston too often to revise my current judgement.

Going Dank & Dark for a "spell"! CW! CW! for the next bunch!

freedom41 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Have you thought posting this in the sexy pics group? I think it would there as well/

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

@phxbillcee I'm always open to anyone on this Site for any questions. Answers, not so much. How do I get my tomcat, Percy, to curl up in my lap. He's not an affectionate cat. I want him to know he's earned his keep after killing his first mouse last night. He's been around for a year.

I would like to get in touch with agnostic people because it changes the view on the world and ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

I'd invite you to drop on by for cocktails and a nosh. What's a drink without a nosh? First major problem, I'm in the wrong hemisphere for you to drop by. Second major problem, mankind has a long standing grudge for those who question their religious beliefs.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

@larosadecobre During my week long visit in your country, I didn't see a single "Jesus saves" sign. Here signs of that ilk are so commonly posted, the religious pitch is equal to Iran. At Petunia's favorite restaurant,they have at least 200 signs with either bible verses or self righteous Christian themes. The waitresses wear little dollies in their hair and ankle length dress to let patrons know they're part of an extreme fundamentalist sect. It's the most popular restaurant in the area. No adult beverages are served. I'd rather go out for Thai food.

More snow tomorrow...tell me why I didn't go to Fla with my daughter

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

A fear of sweating to death? Here in my part of the planet I'm going to have to get the mower fixed. The daffodils are in bloom. It rarely snows here.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev Cliche of the week: women don't sweat. They glow.

My favorite is superfluous, meaning not required. When using that word, it's not required.

TheDoubter comments on Feb 19, 2019:

(as is my comment)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

Your comment gets double points. It's required partly to let me know SOMEONE read my post.

The detonation of the WW II bomb found in Nuernberg, Germany on video (just scroll down a little ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Now if I was only literate in German.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

@JackPedigo #h1 kabboom # h1

The detonation of the WW II bomb found in Nuernberg, Germany on video (just scroll down a little ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Now if I was only literate in German.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

@germangirl90439 It go bomb doesn't require translation. It'd be nice to know how many (if any) bombs they found with it, where they found it, which country dropped it or if it was a bomb left in storage that had been forgotten . . . . The bomb must be around 70 years old, so I'm surprised it could blow up.

What does "Blocked" look like?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

The last time I blocked someone, he had been released from the loonie bin. He is schizo and off his meds. As a result my timeline went from glowing flattery to paranoid curses and threats of violent behavior. One my friends, a married Swedish woman, said he was trying to have an affair with him,...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

@Booklover He wasn't one of the best.

Maybe he’s not so bad after all. I mean Jesus!

DenoPenno comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Funny, yes, but Jesus said nothing at all about abortion. It's simply not in the book. Well, the OT does have a segment on how a man who has been away in battle and comes home to a pregnant wife can determine if the child is really his. The priest officiates and if the child is from another man it ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

@Science-guy ". . . Jesus said nothing at all about abortion. It's simply not in the book." Close. No cigar. Jesus did not start a whole new religion independent of the OT. In Mathew, he says his followers are REQUIRED to follow Judaic law or they can't be his followers. He does make Judaic law a little more liberal such as the ox in a ditch (like how often does that happen?) exemption for not killing those who don't show up for religious services. Understandably because of the harshness of the OT, Christians frequently claim the two testaments are not related. This keeps me from buying their wayward daughters for 60 pieces of silver and forcing them into slavery. Bigger deal: Christians only follow the parts of their faith that they LIKE, not the scripture itself.

WYD (What you doing) after smoking this.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

If I inhaled anywhere near any of these examples, I'd be drooling on the sofa too wrecked to change channels even if I was watching the Teletubbies.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

@Chrisbiologist I should be filling adoption papers for the No-No, their unpaid house keeper.

Roy, the Atheist shares his hidden talents.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

I **used** to love Halloween. Here in my town the fundamentalists want it to be a church affair. They have kids going from trunk to trunk at the church, calling it "trunk or treat." As a result I rarely see the neighborhood kids showing up at my front door, no matter how much I decorate. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

@Doraz It maybe difficult to note that until the middle of the 20th century, it was okay to let children roam free with NO supervision. In Mark Twain's novel Tom Sawyer, Tom would leave the house ALL DAY and only return for the evening meal. This was normal. Children would roam twenty miles away from home, ten miles if they didn't have a bicycle. Today, parents are often frightened to let their kid wander more than a city block away from the house.

Want to get booted (En masse kiddies?

escapetypist comments on Feb 19, 2019:

You mean I've been going to the wrong place for sexy pics?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

By my standards, yes. The pictures are as sexy as the ads in Women's Wear Daily. Sports Illustrated got that magazine beat with their annual swim suit edition. I'm not buying either magazine. My father used to collect those kind of pin up pictures from Esquire magazines back in the 1940's and put them in a scrap book. For that era, it was the best he could get. It's a disappointing group.

MASHIE.

Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Ooooo... Golf...! So exciting! Not... Lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

Now from a word from giggles and wiggles. > Golf...! So exciting! Not... Lol I don't play, although I've spent too much time at the 19th hole with fawning women and collecting lurid tales from my time there. I will not tell you the details because you're too prim and proper. @Marionville Twain stole it from England's prime minister, Gladstone. When you care enough to steal from the very best . . . . Source: https://marktwainstudies.com/the-apocryphal-twain-gold-is-a-good-walk-spoiled/

Roy, the Atheist shares his hidden talents.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

I **used** to love Halloween. Here in my town the fundamentalists want it to be a church affair. They have kids going from trunk to trunk at the church, calling it "trunk or treat." As a result I rarely see the neighborhood kids showing up at my front door, no matter how much I decorate. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

@Doraz When I was a child, it was release the children to roam in the neighborhood for treats until about 8 p.m. when people stopped answering the door. The children took the grand tour of entire subdivision parent free. Eleven years old and parent free after the sun goes down -- it won't fly now.

What does "Blocked" look like?

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 19, 2019:

I got a 30 day FB ban for calling someone White rhymes with cash. Twice. They had actually used the N Double Nope Never word. They weren't banned.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch I had to look it up. Incels means involuntarily celebrate.

I feel appreciated.

MissKathleen comments on Feb 18, 2019:

“A man may work from sun up to sun down, but a woman’s work is never done.”

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

"If a woman's work is never done, why start?" -- Petunia.

Got rid of the long beard. What do you guys think? Shave more, less?

Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 18, 2019:

You're a good looking guy... Get a hiarcut! ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

"Get a hiarcut" A small fluffy one named Ernie.

Twisted reason strikes!

Mermaidfantasy comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I have a sticker on my frig kinda like this. ( a pro choice, anti abortion) It say " save a life suck a dick".

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

@Mermaidfantasy It says "Stop teen pregnancy. Take it in the ass."

Good morning all.

Haemish1 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Top of the morning to you! Life wouldn’t be the same without coffee!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

For me it's an eight ounce steaming mug of brain jarring espresso. It shifts my brain from lizard to mammal mode.

sounds just about right. Glad its Monday

MissKathleen comments on Feb 18, 2019:

lol...it’s all a choice, right?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

One need not alcohol to obtain those goals.

Draw me like one of your French girls.

brentan comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I still haven't figured out what those French girls have. Is it mystique? And if it is, how does it trump beauty in the sense of Marilyn Monroe?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

>I still haven't figured out what those French girls have. Disdain for us grinning gringos.

Grammar is key.

brentan comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Well, idiot is more about a lack of smarts.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

In the mental health field, "idiot" is a long retired term. I abandon all hopes trying to define "smarts."

Grammar is key.

EyesThatSmile comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Hahaha. One Arm Scissor seems to have made two mistakes. Your a idiot should be “you’re an idiot”.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

@dartagnan6666 My understanding of the definition of pedantic is to use a large word You won't get a cigar for that understanding. Pedantic refers to school teachers and the theories on how to instruct others. Specifically to nit pickers who want every detail correct or they deduct points from your score. It sounds better than the generalized expression "You pain in the ass!"

Got a dog? God a sex life? This skit’s for you. [youtu.be]

FrayedBear comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Uploader Not made available in my country.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

@UUNJ A costume built for two or three people to a get inside and do the dirty, so their dog will think it is just ONE dog bouncing around.

I'm an avid hiker and was disgusted to hear Trump's attempt to take control of the The Appalachian ...

Moravian comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I have read lot about this trail and if I was younger I may even attempt to walk at least part of it. Let's hope this can be fought. I am lucky enough to live in Scotland where we have complete freedom to walk anywhere. In England hikers are restricted to official footpaths. On the few occasions...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

>I may even attempt to walk at least part of it. I was crossing the toughest part of AT in Tennessee to the top of Clingman's Dome in the Smoky Mountain National Part. As I reached the summit, there was sign pointing to the AT. My companion, Petunia, took two steps onto the AT and declared she'd hiked a PART of it. There's few dedicated hikers in the eastern US who haven't hiked a PART of the AT. There's only a handful who took six months off and hiked the ENTIRE thing. If you plan to join the thunderous masses who have hiked PART of it, pick a few nights on the EASY part. For the heavy panting, take the part called Charle's Bunion in the Smokys instead of a meadow path in Virginia. One footsore fellow had that section of the trail named for his bunion and how much one rock looked like his injury. Disclaimer: I've gone hiking on PART of the 800 miles of trails in the Smoky Mountain National Park. The AT crosses though the park and joins some of those trails. For tall tails about hiking in the south east US, be sure to visit my group.