Trump Rally-Goers Must Agree Not to Sue if They Contract Coronavirus The New York Times reports...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2020:

## It is like signing a non-disclosure agreement: it's unenforceable.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2020:

@johnnyrobish Once the check cleared the bank, Stormy Daniels promptly shot off her mouth. National news outlets paid well to hear her story. They asked her for all the lurid details. Should I dwell on HOW lurid? Sure, let's speak of his unwashed toad dick that smells like . . . . Blabbing away meant making over seven figures quickly. Therefore the big question is "What's it going to pay **YOU**?"

Single? This video claims you could very well be a snit about people. [youtube.com]

Fit50something comments on Jun 10, 2020:

This video begins with the premise that "singlehood" is a problem. I have been single all of my life, and I feel that this is a faulty premise.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2020:

@Radu >Would making a list of the steps needed to make coffee during the moments of lucidity, and placing it close to the coffee machine help, in that case? Followed by wondering where the to do list went to. During the days of the manual typewriter, columnist Ann Landers confessed as she aged the more trouble she had spelling simple words. Without a spell checker, there are words I'm not going to attempt to spell on the fly.

Single? This video claims you could very well be a snit about people. [youtube.com]

Fit50something comments on Jun 10, 2020:

This video begins with the premise that "singlehood" is a problem. I have been single all of my life, and I feel that this is a faulty premise.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2020:

@Radu >. . .you didn't get internal feedback about it. I got it and discarded it. You were asking a very personal question that can evolve into an epic reply if answered truthfully > . . . once my mind starts to go, it doesn't seem like it makes that much difference how well I'm cared for. It doesn't go all at once, it sputters and hickups. As my former best friend (RIP) said "I've learned all the wrong ways to make coffee [with the coffee machine]." Some times he'd set the machine up without water. Other times he'd forget the coffee grinds. Set it up, forget to turn it on. Some of the above. When all the power is off, walking around reaching for light switches. It's the little things that make you ask "Are my lights on?" You will want to meet the Grim Reaper in some degree of comfort instead having your life saving ripped off by con artists, shitting on yourself in the gutter, taking your last gasp with cockroaches in your mouth. It's better being cared for in a hospital with someone to see you off.

Single? This video claims you could very well be a snit about people. [youtube.com]

Fit50something comments on Jun 10, 2020:

This video begins with the premise that "singlehood" is a problem. I have been single all of my life, and I feel that this is a faulty premise.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2020:

@Radu I used to write the obituaries for small town newspapers. After doing that for months, it became mind bogglingly clear at what age most guys DIE, generally in their sleep. As death approaches, mental fog starts to settle in. Women live longer than men and their mental fog comes later in life. A person needs someone with a clear head that loves them and can be trusted with handling their fiscal affairs.

Satire or just the twisted reality of the new normal? [worldnewsdailyreport.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

## I want to know if there's a mail order place that sells a "large outdoor fountain filled with 50 gallons of semen." Somebody had a nightmare.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2020:

@QuidamOutrepont On the wildly impractical side, you'd need to get the entire state of Utah to jack off over a tub to get 50 gallon. It'd take several life times for one person to do it.

I found someone,I really enjoy being with an communicate with this isn't my first relationship so ...

Lovemylife1 comments on Jun 11, 2020:

True. While sex is great, most people spend more time out of the bedroom. That's where a relationship is really built.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2020:

I spend more time feeding them than laying pipe.

UPDATE IN THE COMMENTS: Sad news from the home front.

GwenBFree comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Oh no, that's why television's are bad, they promote the use of tv trays, TV Trays are known to lay in wait for us to attack. I hope you feel better soon.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2020:

My Tom cat, Percy, feels he is required to get on our last surviving TV tray. It may not survive for long.

@Admin -- I have just received 50+ notifications from LatinAmericanCupid.

brentan comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Wow! I wish they would write to me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2020:

How's your Spanish?

Single? This video claims you could very well be a snit about people. [youtube.com]

JackPedigo comments on Jun 10, 2020:

More trying to simplify a complex issue.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2020:

It's a LONG series of videos. Not all that simple.

Satire or just the twisted reality of the new normal? [worldnewsdailyreport.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

## I want to know if there's a mail order place that sells a "large outdoor fountain filled with 50 gallons of semen." Somebody had a nightmare.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2020:

@QuidamOutrepont >Now many donors does it take to get 50 gallons of semen?!!! We'd have to start with the an average of one teaspoon per day per donor and do the math from there. Your turn. Math gives me SUCH a headache.

If I start a post that begins with a rhetorical question, the system DEMANDS I answer that question...

Marionville comments on Jun 11, 2020:

I can’t say I’ve had that problem...probably because I never begin my posts with a rhetorical question. Problem solved then...just phrase your posts differently and don’t start them off with a rhetorical question!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2020:

You think that would work? WHOOPS!

Single? This video claims you could very well be a snit about people. [youtube.com]

HippieChick58 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Bull F--king s--t. How shallow.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2020:

The voice of the crazy cat lady has spoken!

Single? This video claims you could very well be a snit about people. [youtube.com]

BitFlipper comments on Jun 11, 2020:

There must be a state of being which is neither total isolation nor joined-at-the-hip. Something where you get to have some intimacy on some repeating basis, with someone you like and who likes you. Sexy people call it "friends with benefits". I'm going to watch the video.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2020:

Glad you enjoyed the video. I have a feeling most people who didn't like it, didn't watch it. The guy has related videos about how to find sex partners and/or love. The big gig is he's selling a book.

Single? This video claims you could very well be a snit about people. [youtube.com]

Fit50something comments on Jun 10, 2020:

This video begins with the premise that "singlehood" is a problem. I have been single all of my life, and I feel that this is a faulty premise.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2020:

When I realized my dotage was rapidly approaching is when I started thinking "Maybe I ought to get serious about getting a young wife." She's been around me since October, 2000. Somebody is going to do the math. Next year, she'll qualify for AARP. I got us a joint membership anyway.

Single? This video claims you could very well be a snit about people. [youtube.com]

AnneWimsey comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Because if you aren't joined at the hip, you are a failure? As my age will show, i was heavily indoctrinated to believe this growing up. They were all Wrong! I am happier now in every way than i have ever been!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2020:

> As my age will show . . . . The only thing our age shows is wrinkles. Age doesn't show squat. That's what's behind the saying "No fool like an old fool."

Trump orders fleet of icebreakers and new bases in push for polar resources | US news | The Guardian

HippieChick58 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Oy vey, Bunker Boy is just into all sorts of shit.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2020:

@HippieChick58 The details, like the transgressions of President Andrew Jackson, be put in a book nobody reads and lost to history.

Trump orders fleet of icebreakers and new bases in push for polar resources | US news | The Guardian

JackPedigo comments on Jun 10, 2020:

It seems he is really looking for a major confrontation, with the people he is supposed to serve.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez Here's hoping the pollsters counter sue for legal expenses.

Irresistible.

Kynlei comments on Jun 11, 2020:

No thank you to all of it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2020:

Picky, picky, picky

Irresistible.

bookofmorons comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Should have worn his MAGA hat and she'd have twins

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 11, 2020:

I know that woman!

4 of 'em ,

Lorajay comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Evidently the cat is hungry but I'm still wondering why the complainer didn't put their own underwear in the dryer.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2020:

@Lorajay They'll get panty lines.

Bully Barr Not only is he a bully, but also a twister-of-facts and a trump enabler.

Summer72 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Pathetic Jerk.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2020:

@Summer72 The bank won't cash my reality checks.🙃

Social distancing or...

HippieChick58 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Emotionally distant is only a tiny part of Bunker Boy's issues. No matter how many times he says it, he is NOT doing a great job, except maybe on the golf course and making his cronies richer.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2020:

There is a book on how well Trump ATTEMPTS to cheat on the golf course. Once all the cameras are on at national tournaments, he does poorly on the golf course.

4 of 'em ,

Lorajay comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Evidently the cat is hungry but I'm still wondering why the complainer didn't put their own underwear in the dryer.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2020:

I do the laundry here and remain amazed how often I've told Petunia I'm not folding bras and panties.

Satire or just the twisted reality of the new normal? [worldnewsdailyreport.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

## I want to know if there's a mail order place that sells a "large outdoor fountain filled with 50 gallons of semen." Somebody had a nightmare.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 10, 2020:

@Surfpirate >They say . . . Ah, the great unnamed.

At the risk of being accused of being a racist dinosaur.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2020:

> My ancestors came here during the potato famine when the British were trying to starve us to death. I don't remember any reparation talk in my text books. ## The blacks, in contrast, have faced police riots directed against them since 1865, when the Civil War ended and slavery TECHNICALLY ended...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2020:

@freeofgod Boo hoo for us with a wealth of people with short attention spans.

At the risk of being accused of being a racist dinosaur.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2020:

> My ancestors came here during the potato famine when the British were trying to starve us to death. I don't remember any reparation talk in my text books. ## The blacks, in contrast, have faced police riots directed against them since 1865, when the Civil War ended and slavery TECHNICALLY ended...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2020:

@freeofgod Naw, you want me to write a book for you without getting paid for the effort.

If I start a post that begins with a rhetorical question, the system DEMANDS I answer that question...

TheMiddleWay comments on Jun 9, 2020:

This doesn't make sense to me on the surface: How does the system know your question is rhetorical or not? Sounds like a possible bug because I've never had the system force me to "answer" a post before I can move on or edit it

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2020:

@TheMiddleWay Let me know when you've seen these posts so I can delete them When I clicked on your hyperlink, it said your post was not available.

If I start a post that begins with a rhetorical question, the system DEMANDS I answer that question...

TheMiddleWay comments on Jun 9, 2020:

This doesn't make sense to me on the surface: How does the system know your question is rhetorical or not? Sounds like a possible bug because I've never had the system force me to "answer" a post before I can move on or edit it

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2020:

@LenHazell53 Just make the first sentence a question with the predictable question mark. It doesn't have to be a rhetorical question.

At the risk of being accused of being a racist dinosaur.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jun 9, 2020:

I believe you totally missed what is happening in this Country to Black and Brown people. Yes, George had a record, a pretty bad one. However, his record was NOT a license for a racist bigot cop to murder him. Enough is enough with people throwing a person's bad behavior up after they are ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2020:

@libraryman > . . . if the police don't kill you somebody else will. Do we need police who are PAID, trained, experienced murders hanging out in funky town? Demand amateurs! Killers who don't know what they're doing.

At the risk of being accused of being a racist dinosaur.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2020:

> My ancestors came here during the potato famine when the British were trying to starve us to death. I don't remember any reparation talk in my text books. ## The blacks, in contrast, have faced police riots directed against them since 1865, when the Civil War ended and slavery TECHNICALLY ended...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2020:

@libraryman >I've told many people , if they have a solution, shout it out If I did that, I'd get horse. It's a long winded solution. People want a sound bite instead: a short solution that's WRONG.

If I start a post that begins with a rhetorical question, the system DEMANDS I answer that question...

TheMiddleWay comments on Jun 9, 2020:

This doesn't make sense to me on the surface: How does the system know your question is rhetorical or not? Sounds like a possible bug because I've never had the system force me to "answer" a post before I can move on or edit it

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2020:

@TheMiddleWay Did you START your post with that question?

At the risk of being accused of being a racist dinosaur.

Theresa_N comments on Jun 9, 2020:

OOH, the white privilege is strong.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2020:

I'll take all the privilege I can get.

If I start a post that begins with a rhetorical question, the system DEMANDS I answer that question...

TheMiddleWay comments on Jun 9, 2020:

This doesn't make sense to me on the surface: How does the system know your question is rhetorical or not? Sounds like a possible bug because I've never had the system force me to "answer" a post before I can move on or edit it

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2020:

>How does the system know your question is rhetorical or not? It doesn't. It does know if the first sentence has a question mark in it. The second sentence, it doesn't care about. I think it assumes if the first sentence has a question mark in it, it must be a rhetorical question that needs to be answered. You know what I mean, jelly bean? That was a rhetorical question. Put your hand down.

America or Trump? [youtube.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2020:

## Dummies that they are, Trump supporters will think those crowds in the commercial support Trump.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2020:

@HumanistJohn >You're probably right. Hokey Smokes, Bullwinkle! Somebody AGREES WITH ME? 😱😱😱😱 Seek treatment now! >The FCC needs to bring back the Fairness doctrine, which that sob raygun did away with. I hope not. Under that doctrine all the barely funded nut ball political parties, i.e. the Libertarian Party and the Vegetarian for Satan Party, got their spot on television. It knocked a lot of free broadcast TV programs off the air. Under the current system the media will play almost any political informercial/commercial AS LONG AS THEY GET PAID. Coming soon, snarls from a guy saying "Wait a minute asshole, I'M A VEGETARIAN FOR SATAN!"

Bush, Romney won't support Trump reelection: NYT [thehill.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2020:

## The rats are deserting the ship.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2020:

@NHjulie They are ACTUALLY members of the Republican party (GOP). The ACTUAL head of the GOP is President Trump. They've been on the ship cruise. I've sure they've raised money for the GOP some of which goes to support the President. The major deal is after Trump failed the American people horribly, we may not see the GOP as a political powerhouse again. Many Republican congressmen who supported him have retired and more are GOP members are turning against Trump, i.e. the Lincoln Project. Rats are deserting the ship. If they will hitch a ride on a donkey is speculation.

Good Morning!!! Good News!!!!! Got through to Unemployment and I qualify!!!!!! Will be able to ...

BitFlipper comments on Jun 8, 2020:

That's great! People have been pissed that the unemployment system has been overloaded, but that system wasn't designed to handle the case where 20% of the population is unemployed. The republicons in congress wanted to break the state systems, that's why they arranged to have the relief money ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2020:

@BitFlipper I tell bible thumpers I believe in the heart of every person there's melted cheese.

Actually, Ladies, Does This Ever NOT Happen?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2020:

I actually had several women try to turn massages by me into sex....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2020:

I am reluctant to ask what they were massaging.

1. Been there, done that 2. Cool bug 3. Probability is there.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 8, 2020:

## **Been there with the coffee pot.**

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 9, 2020:

@Hathacat My latest discovery how not to make coffee was forgetting to put the empty pot in the coffee machine after turning it on.

Top 16 Euphemisms US Headline Writers Used for Police Beating the Shit Out of People  ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 8, 2020:

## Doesn't "beat the shit out them" mean beating them until there's excrement?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 8, 2020:

@AnneWimsey Major difference between "some" and "all." One 75 year old white guy got pushed backward, fell backward and had head cracked open while trying to peacefully TALK to the police. MOST protested weren't injured; some were. Since most of the protesters were black, they were the ones most likely to become injured. It all comes down to a frightening conclusion: the police are armed and dangerous.

As ye sow shall ye reap, that is in the bible the asshole held aloft! :-D

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Wouldn't you love to know what's behind Malaria's eyes in that photo?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 8, 2020:

@Austin-Cambridge The "other thing."

As ye sow shall ye reap, that is in the bible the asshole held aloft! :-D

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Wouldn't you love to know what's behind Malaria's eyes in that photo?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 8, 2020:

No. I don't like to hear that kind of language.

Top 16 Euphemisms US Headline Writers Used for Police Beating the Shit Out of People  ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 8, 2020:

## Doesn't "beat the shit out them" mean beating them until there's excrement?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 8, 2020:

@AnneWimsey So he's saying protestors are all being beaten until they're unconscious?

Good Morning!!! Good News!!!!! Got through to Unemployment and I qualify!!!!!! Will be able to ...

BitFlipper comments on Jun 8, 2020:

That's great! People have been pissed that the unemployment system has been overloaded, but that system wasn't designed to handle the case where 20% of the population is unemployed. The republicons in congress wanted to break the state systems, that's why they arranged to have the relief money ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 8, 2020:

@BitFlipper You never notice during the Christmas season, the post office hires more workers? Same potential exists at the state employment office when the unemployment rate triples. It's not about the computer speed.

Good Morning!!! Good News!!!!! Got through to Unemployment and I qualify!!!!!! Will be able to ...

BitFlipper comments on Jun 8, 2020:

That's great! People have been pissed that the unemployment system has been overloaded, but that system wasn't designed to handle the case where 20% of the population is unemployed. The republicons in congress wanted to break the state systems, that's why they arranged to have the relief money ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 8, 2020:

The system is set up to hire temp workers when there is an overflow. If they don't do that, their clients are screwed.

four of em

bookofmorons comments on Jun 6, 2020:

#2 is pretty much right on th money

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 7, 2020:

I could have a three day rant on the invalid plot theories of porno movies. My favorite invalid theory is once a woman sees a dick, right away she needs to give him a blow job. No need to pause and wash it off. Step mothers and sisters are like SO horny . . . I shouldn't have gotten started.

A Former Cop Explains How the Police Get Away With Killing People Raeford Davis, who worked as a ...

rogerbenham comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I did not feel that he offered any solutions, just stated problems.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 7, 2020:

He did offer SOME solutions. 1) Don't require police to have a minimum number of arrests. 2) Legalize drugs. 3) Ignore "victimless" crimes such as prostitution. 4) Change the stress in police training from staying in control to training them for non-violent, peaceful encounters.

Well He wanted a wall ,but who would have thought it would be around the White House!

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

That's the wall we asked for, and he couldn't even get that right

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 7, 2020:

Snookums, it is a fence. Not a wall. At this point, I'm not going to tell you the difference.

em·bon·point /ˌämbônˈpwän/ noun noun: embonpoint; plural noun: embonpoints the plump or ...

Charlene comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Wonder if there's a word for mushy penises..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 7, 2020:

Limp.

Dear June, While she was on Facebook, Petunia told me we'd missed your birthday.

HippieChick58 comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Such a loving relationship.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 7, 2020:

Her family has to surround themselves with bible quotes. Petunia plasters them on the wall. That's why she's got greeting cards with bible verses.

Dear June, While she was on Facebook, Petunia told me we'd missed your birthday.

Lavergne comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Hilarious!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 7, 2020:

As the token family heathen, I get to make the run to the liquor store.

You tell 'em Smudge!

Secular_Squirrel comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Asexual men be all like: Unimpressed with the selection of women, and unimpressed with the blanket statement here. Funny thing is, about 35% (From my observation being an asexual male myself) of asexual men actually want a sexless serious relationship, but superficiality, emotional ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 6, 2020:

@Secular_Squirrel >.... I have bad luck with attracting hypersexual people.... Predictable. If you don't want sex almost everyone else wants too much or whines about not having enough. I've observed that applies primarily to the guys. It's fun for me to find the women who say "Dude, all I want is get a meal and I'll haul your ashes." One of them wanted sex first, lunch afterwards. You should see my cook book collection.

DC Mayor/City Counsel has 'BLACK LIVES MATTER' painted on the road to the White House in HUGE Yellow...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 5, 2020:

## Do you think the sign will matter?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 5, 2020:

@Lauren Ergo "piss him off" will make a POSITIVE change instead of making him dig in harder?

Dipshit finally got his wall

wordywalt comments on Jun 5, 2020:

That, by itself, should be enough to turn all Americans away from the idiot Trump.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 5, 2020:

>@HumanistJohn Not just 60 years ago. The Southern Baptist Convention was formed as a breakaway sect supporting slavery in the 1840s . . . . Give the people what they want. Most Christians, including those of the chocolate persuasion, ignore the Bible ENDORSES slavery.

Dipshit finally got his wall

wordywalt comments on Jun 5, 2020:

That, by itself, should be enough to turn all Americans away from the idiot Trump.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 5, 2020:

I growl when I hear an unnamed group(s) identified as them thar people. @HumanistJohn They've even attempted to pass bills that health-care professionals can deny treatment to LGBTQ people. And cite the bible as justification. Grrr . . . The bible says to stone the gays to death. I can't remember if there's anything the bible says what to do with cross dressers and the other 57 different types of sexuality.

At Trump's direction, Barr has assembled an illegal militia of brown-shirted soldiers, drawing on ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 5, 2020:

National Guard is always called out when it's beyond the ability of the local police to handle a breakdown of peaceful and law-abiding behavior; a riot. They are considered soldiers. After they're called out, there are too many of them to need the DEA or prison guards. Therefore, I'd like to ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 5, 2020:

@racocn8 CNN is a good enough source for me. The UK source only mentions the Bureau of Prisons.

Dipshit finally got his wall

wordywalt comments on Jun 5, 2020:

That, by itself, should be enough to turn all Americans away from the idiot Trump.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 5, 2020:

@HumanistJohn >They wsnt to make the world safe for christianity (gee... they're so persecuted, aren't they?) Same theory for Muslim theocracies. For them it's only a different religion. 🤔😉

You tell 'em Smudge!

Secular_Squirrel comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Asexual men be all like: Unimpressed with the selection of women, and unimpressed with the blanket statement here. Funny thing is, about 35% (From my observation being an asexual male myself) of asexual men actually want a sexless serious relationship, but superficiality, emotional ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 5, 2020:

@Secular_Squirrel I was recently reading a divorce lawyer's article about the ten signs your marriage is about to go belly up. Number 10 was when one spouse want tells the other they need orgies in their life. My theory is that's because one of them wants back up sex after or during the divorce. File that under "Worse ideas."

You tell 'em Smudge!

Secular_Squirrel comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Asexual men be all like: Unimpressed with the selection of women, and unimpressed with the blanket statement here. Funny thing is, about 35% (From my observation being an asexual male myself) of asexual men actually want a sexless serious relationship, but superficiality, emotional ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 5, 2020:

@Secular_Squirrel >... that was a reoccurring problem for me. Because you are a self professed asexual guy ANY sex would be too much. One of the stranger things is when I to dated an asexual woman. I will not venture a guess why but women who saw us out and about were drawn to me more than if I was old lonesome sending drinks to their table. They'd walk over and introduce themselves to us. When they asked "Are you a couple? Jean would reply "We're both looking for someone better." During that phrase of our relationship was is when I had to buy a much larger address book. 🤔 In the summer of 2001, Petunia saw me hanging around the camp fire addressing dozens of picture post cards I'd recently bought . . . .

Yup, juuust like that.

bookofmorons comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Who needs formal education when you have Fb and YouTube

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 5, 2020:

Overall, a formal education looks better on a job application than "I watch a lot of YouTube."

You tell 'em Smudge!

Secular_Squirrel comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Asexual men be all like: Unimpressed with the selection of women, and unimpressed with the blanket statement here. Funny thing is, about 35% (From my observation being an asexual male myself) of asexual men actually want a sexless serious relationship, but superficiality, emotional ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 5, 2020:

@MsDemeanour To be correct power OR fame. Right up to his death, mass murder Charlie Mason was getting love letters and proposals of marriage. Same story for Ted Bundy during his days on death row. Perhaps intelligence and wit for those on THIS social media will work for "most of us." I'm not counting on it. Overall, no telling what will make most women horny.

Dipshit finally got his wall

wordywalt comments on Jun 5, 2020:

That, by itself, should be enough to turn all Americans away from the idiot Trump.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 5, 2020:

You wish. There are Russians who want Stalin back; Chinese who want Mao back. The big deal about a police state where they'll shoot you or send you to a prison where they'll starve you while working you to death all on a whim: it is a crime free place to live. Don't think for a second that there aren't people in the US who want a police state.

You tell 'em Smudge!

Secular_Squirrel comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Asexual men be all like: Unimpressed with the selection of women, and unimpressed with the blanket statement here. Funny thing is, about 35% (From my observation being an asexual male myself) of asexual men actually want a sexless serious relationship, but superficiality, emotional ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 5, 2020:

@MsDemeanour People in power rarely talk about their personal sexual opportunities. It would piss Tiger Wood's ex-wife off. If a guy has power or fame, women crawl out of the wood works for sex with them.

And now, a word from Santa Claus.

Kynlei comments on Jun 4, 2020:

This year? I haven't gotten shit from him since I was like 12!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2020:

If it wasn't for Santa, I'd have no anthracite at all.

You tell 'em Smudge!

Secular_Squirrel comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Asexual men be all like: Unimpressed with the selection of women, and unimpressed with the blanket statement here. Funny thing is, about 35% (From my observation being an asexual male myself) of asexual men actually want a sexless serious relationship, but superficiality, emotional ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2020:

>...... your average woman wants sex badly! The above average one keeps jumping his bones until he cries out "Can't we do something ELSE? Watch TV or something?"

Who would imagine that there is an actual National Old Maids Day 06/04/2020

sassygirl3869 comments on Jun 4, 2020:

What if I'm divorced 20 years? Am I considered an old maid? I've lived in sin on and off since then!!!!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2020:

>What if I'm divorced 20 years? Then you don't qualify. An old maid is an elderly woman who has never married, never had children. Is there a swinging divorcee day?

Tales (tails?) of a dog named "Bullet".

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

I have always felt sorry for people that didn't have dogs, they have to pick up their own food when it hits the floor

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2020:

@wolf041 White grits? Yellow grits? Grits and gravy? Cheese grits? Heavily salted grits? Grits with butter? NO SHRIMP GRITS ALLOWED.

Tales (tails?) of a dog named "Bullet".

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

I have always felt sorry for people that didn't have dogs, they have to pick up their own food when it hits the floor

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2020:

@wolf041 If you bring your dog around, I'll fix him a bowl of grits.

Must be an atheist park. Although, I though we were pro puppers...??

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2020:

## It should read: "People are eating. Children are in this area. Please put your dog on a leash. Clean up after your dog."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 4, 2020:

@scurry Point taken.

Must be an atheist park. Although, I though we were pro puppers...??

Lorajay comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Punctuation again

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2020:

It needs all caps, emoticons , 6 dots between every third to 5th word with exclamation points everywhere.. Bring on the smiley faces and the dog poop emoticons. Sprinkle liberally with LOL. It'll keep the English majors out of the park.

Shoot up protesters for a photo op.

Theresa_N comments on Jun 3, 2020:

There seems to be no way of getting rid of him.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2020:

I have failed to get a response if it would be legal to fund raise legal defense for Trump's FUTURE assassin. Just think: "KIll Trump. We got your bail sitting in the bank for you."

The Governor said THAT? Wonderful! [npr.org]

JackPedigo comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Very encouraging. I just replied to a comment that some unifying action was needed by our POS-in-chief but disagree. Actions as this is what is needed. I fully believe the presence of police especially when they are wrapped in all their protective, military type gear only provokes people. A show ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2020:

I saw some of the cops wearing face shields. My favorite story out of this is a shop owner who put out a sign: "Free hot dogs for protestors. Beer if you ask."

Tales (tails?) of a dog named "Bullet".

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

I have always felt sorry for people that didn't have dogs, they have to pick up their own food when it hits the floor

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2020:

@glennlab Mercy sakes, no. I'm a cat person. The temporary spouse (Petunia) is the dog person. Short story: she won't take care of her pets. We got rid of the dogs once it was clear she wasn't going to take them for walks, clean up after them or change the litter in their kennel. She'd buy their food but she didn't put it in the feeding dish or give them fresh water. All of that was turned over to me. It all changed once I refused to buy fresh litter for the kennel. Cat is self cleaning. Once he saw a clean litter box he was instantly house broken. Nobody steps on his turds. With a cat we can leave the house for a three day weekend without kennel fees. Because he refuses to leave the house, Percy doesn't go after the neighbors. A lab? NO WAY!

LASCIVIOUS.

AgnoBill comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Love all those "L" words.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2020:

@Marionville You are making an elderly lickerish libertine smile. Many thanks. Now for a song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3un5f6qLi_k

Finished work and made it home .

OldGoat43 comments on Jun 3, 2020:

He is denying it again. After his storm troopers gassed the peaceful protest and Tweety's gang all ran to the shelter to hide. When all the witnesses had gone they came out of the shelter and Tweety praised the law enforcement.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2020:

Make that a militarized police with military style weapons.

Hi how are you fellows. Long time no post. How are you especially the young adults like me.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2020:

## Feeling hung down, brung down, inspected, injected, dejected and rejected.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2020:

@t1nick Let's not forget . . .

Hi how are you fellows. Long time no post. How are you especially the young adults like me.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2020:

## Feeling hung down, brung down, inspected, injected, dejected and rejected.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2020:

@t1nick His cat moved in.

Tales (tails?) of a dog named "Bullet".

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

I have always felt sorry for people that didn't have dogs, they have to pick up their own food when it hits the floor

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2020:

Doesn't work for spilled grits.

LASCIVIOUS.

AgnoBill comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Love all those "L" words.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 3, 2020:

That a lavishly lewd and lurid thing to say. Say some more.

People's understanding depends on the phrasing and this is how it should be phrased

BD66 comments on Jun 1, 2020:

The "Innocent Black Man" had multiple felony convictions. spent 4 years in prison for armed robbery. purchased cigarettes with a counterfeit $20 bill. refused to return the cigarettes when the clerk told him the bill was counterfeit. resisted arrest for 4 minutes before Derek Chauvin ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 2, 2020:

@BD66 > I'm not surprised you would wade into this issue. Guess you read the part where it says "ah's evil." 😈 >By your definition of "innocent", Every time a police officer makes an arrest, he has "arrested an innocent man". It's not my definition. It how American law defines it. > . . . most people "not yet convicted of a two petty crimes" and "innocent" have a far different meaning. Most people aren't lawyers. Most don't consider a cop a judge, executing people on a whim either. In a police state people are FORCED to agree with you.

People's understanding depends on the phrasing and this is how it should be phrased

BD66 comments on Jun 1, 2020:

The "Innocent Black Man" had multiple felony convictions. spent 4 years in prison for armed robbery. purchased cigarettes with a counterfeit $20 bill. refused to return the cigarettes when the clerk told him the bill was counterfeit. resisted arrest for 4 minutes before Derek Chauvin ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 2, 2020:

@BD66 >You could use the same reasoning to say Jeffrey Dahmer, Timothy McVeigh, and Charles Manson, were "innocent" right up until the point where they were convicted of multiple murders. In America, that's absolutely correct. Our judicial system says "Innocent until proven guilty." In other countries you may have to prove your innocence. Additionally, that means no matter what you've done previously it has no bearing on the CURRENT charges. You're not guilty because of previous jail time or previous convictions.

Does anyone else feel like it's our job to scoure the internet for memes to bring back to this ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 1, 2020:

Crazy time to be alive! Colbert said he didn't know how after taking a vacation he could come back and the big story was not covid-19! Damn, what's next?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 2, 2020:

Why look, it's raining frogs!

> A group of cats is called a clowder.

AgnoBill comments on Jun 2, 2020:

WWH I would add "Or when are you going to feed us?"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 2, 2020:

Cats won't feed each other. It's why they glare at each other, ergo a glaring of cats.

It's a recycle...but LOL

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 1, 2020:

## Never seen a clowder of cats following the lead cat. Cats show up at my door step individually. There is a calico kitten that hangs out UNDER the house, apparently hunting mice. Percy, my Tom cat, refuses to go outside and is in charge of killing the indoor mice. Percy gets upset when he ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 1, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez Missed the documentaries. Went to his former home in Key West instead. They try to deport "his" cats which are strays. Now let me tell you about their wild feral saber tooth chickens . . .

The White House lights turned off as protests raged outside - Vox

wordywalt comments on Jun 1, 2020:

GTrump has always been a coward at heart.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 1, 2020:

Trump only has the resources of the secret service, his own body guards and the most powerful military in the history of the planet. Hides in bunker?

As usual for him

HippieChick58 comments on Jun 1, 2020:

He is such a worthless twat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 1, 2020:

@HumanistJohn I'm pretty sure that there's "We still hate Obama" group going. If in the next 10 seconds a school bus ran Trump over there'd be the "We still hate Trump" groups going for the next 50 years while his successors get rid of his executive orders and appointments. On August 4th, 2045, as you draw your dying breath you will STILL be ranting about Trump. Trump showed us how many people can turn out to elect someone as inane, stupid and insane. I expect the American voters will do it AGAIN. That's because nobody is trying to eliminate the electoral college that got him in office in the first place.

As usual for him

HippieChick58 comments on Jun 1, 2020:

He is such a worthless twat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 1, 2020:

Not totally worthless. Hey, he keeps this group running.

"Fucking Moron" vs.Twitter: [nytimes.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2020:

## Twitter will lose. If they stand up to Trump long enough, he will find a different version of Twitter instead. In the end all his followers will promptly leave Twitter for an another Internet media. Twitter has been tolerant of Trump breaking their rules in the past because EVERYONE wants to ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 1, 2020:

@BirdMan1 During his rallies he's always pushed violence as a means to an end. Nothing new here. Don't you worry about not hearing what the latest crazy thing Trump will say next. He's got unlimited coverage on that front.

Good Afternoon Everyone!! Happy Sunday!! Wow up all night watching riots protesting racial ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2020:

>Peaceful non-violent protest is the way to go. It takes longer to get positive results than violent protests.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 1, 2020:

@Lorajay >I haven't seen many postive results . . . with the exception of those non violent protests led by Martin Luther king. Good old Mahatma Gandhi and Nelson Mandela come to mind.

What do you think trumps reaction was when he logged into Twitter this morning and saw a pop-up ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2020:

## After getting past all the legal goobly gook, #5 says "We can screw you over six hundred ways to Sunday however we feel fit; wreck your computer, whatever."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 1, 2020:

@TheGreatShadow >You must have not read many TOS's. I've read untold thousands. I lost count so I can't tell you.

With the Covid Lock Down continuing to stretch on into infinity, this could be a good side hustle.

mcgeo52 comments on May 31, 2020:

I can see where there could be a demand for that service.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 1, 2020:

Those two horse power versions are a pain to repair.

Trump embraces a new kind of rally: The ‘Trumptilla’ - POLITICO

BirdMan1 comments on May 30, 2020:

I have seen a less decked out version of that boat in Florida waters, slowly running up, and down part of the Gulf coast. I do not get the second image.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 31, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez Yea, yea, atheist women have larger bust to waist ratios, the guys have bigger dicks, they don't get divorced as often as the religious galoots, atheists are less that 1% of the prison population . . . yatta, yatta. We're so wonderful, we can't stand ourselves. 😉😉😉

Only 91%? [politicususa.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2020:

They rate Trump's statements as 3% as truthful and not misleading. From there the next groups are mostly true, half true, mostly false, false (the largest group) and pants on fire. The site's graphics did not transfer well in my reply.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 31, 2020:

@TheGreatShadow BTW the page loads fine on here. Same story here. I was talking about transfer of their graph from their web page to my reply on THIS web site. A person has to click on the graph ON THIS WEB SITE to enlarge it enough on a large screen monitor to read the graph. The cute youthful sapiosexual women with a cell phone are slap out of luck if they want to see the graph. They're my intended audience. I shall wait for their replies although at this point I anticipate disappointment.

What do you think trumps reaction was when he logged into Twitter this morning and saw a pop-up ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2020:

## After getting past all the legal goobly gook, #5 says "We can screw you over six hundred ways to Sunday however we feel fit; wreck your computer, whatever."

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 31, 2020:

@TheGreatShadow >I read that different. Everyone, including me, is entitled to a wrong opinion.

Trump embraces a new kind of rally: The ‘Trumptilla’ - POLITICO

BirdMan1 comments on May 30, 2020:

I have seen a less decked out version of that boat in Florida waters, slowly running up, and down part of the Gulf coast. I do not get the second image.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 31, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez It's called sarcasm. Because the two images are not directly related, it's non sequitur. > . . . often lost on those of average to below average intelligence . . . A fine internet example of "if they don't get the joke, call them names."

Trump embraces a new kind of rally: The ‘Trumptilla’ - POLITICO

BirdMan1 comments on May 30, 2020:

I have seen a less decked out version of that boat in Florida waters, slowly running up, and down part of the Gulf coast. I do not get the second image.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 31, 2020:

@BirdMan1 The verbose add his middle name, "H." Therefore JESUS H. CHRIST. Is his middle name "Howard"? It's the silly question hour.

INDUBITABLY.

AgnoBill comments on May 31, 2020:

Great word! I use it occasionally.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 31, 2020:

@Marionville Saying that word here will give you a reply of "For real?" Polysyllables confuse the locals.

Trump embraces a new kind of rally: The ‘Trumptilla’ - POLITICO

BirdMan1 comments on May 30, 2020:

I have seen a less decked out version of that boat in Florida waters, slowly running up, and down part of the Gulf coast. I do not get the second image.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 31, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez The major deal is the second meme is unrelated directly to Trump. That may explain the confusion considering this is a group massively anti-Trump. > It's something I've heard all my life. It's what people say in disgust. Because I live in the heart of the bible belt, it's never heard here in rural South Carolina. Most people in Dixie eschew common vulgarity which is often used north of the Mason Dixon line.

Trump embraces a new kind of rally: The ‘Trumptilla’ - POLITICO

BirdMan1 comments on May 30, 2020:

I have seen a less decked out version of that boat in Florida waters, slowly running up, and down part of the Gulf coast. I do not get the second image.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 31, 2020:

Christ on a crutch? Well, how else can I explain it?

Minneapolis Seethes Over George Floyd's Death As Trump Calls Protesters 'THUGS' : NPR

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2020:

> A black CNN reporter was arrested for covering the violence. ## The mayor apologized to the black community. I didn't hear him say "BTW, I'm telling the police chief to fire those cops."

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 30, 2020:

@OldGoat43 > Most poor people just sit outdoors to stay cool. While earning minimum wage, I worked my electric fan to death and frequently hung out at the beach. If I stayed outside all the time, I would be working on sunburn and skin cancer.

Minneapolis Seethes Over George Floyd's Death As Trump Calls Protesters 'THUGS' : NPR

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2020:

> A black CNN reporter was arrested for covering the violence. ## The mayor apologized to the black community. I didn't hear him say "BTW, I'm telling the police chief to fire those cops."

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 30, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez >the white people are the ones enjoying their law furniture. We've been here before. When I drive around primarily white neighborhoods nobody uses the lawn furniture, especially gated communities. > African Americans are less than 16% of the population. Maybe in your neighborhood. Here's about 29% black. This matters how? (BTW most African Americans have never set foot in Africa.) What you don't understand is talking about ethic/racial culture isn't racist. Blacks have different cultural traditions, often different from white people. Thing about that next time you're watch a big surf contest.