Yeah, I'm sure that worked.

azzow2 comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Makes you wonder how much vodka he had that morning.

I might have posted this before, but if so, I don't remember.

azzow2 comments on Nov 9, 2019:

I think it is a way to express emotions that we would otherwise just keep to ourselves.

Kinda gives a whole different perspective, ya know?

azzow2 comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Is it half full of air?

Oh that religious crazy train just keeps rolling along, even though it went off the tracks a long ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Sounds like they are promoting multiple partners.

[facebook.com]

azzow2 comments on Nov 9, 2019:

This page isn't available

Photo filters are the bane of Internet dating.

azzow2 comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Looks like someone superimposed a Barbie dolls face.

New to the site, living down here in the plains in Clovis. Happy to chat and discuss. Thanks!

azzow2 comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Welcome, I am over in Vaughn. I have not made it to CLovis yet.

Doctor Divinity....

azzow2 comments on Nov 8, 2019:

The third tablet was about how much B.S. and brainwashing people would do in the spectrum of control.

Facebook Dating.

azzow2 comments on Nov 8, 2019:

The one woman I actually messaged back is a school teacher agnostic. I told her to come to agnostics. She had that she was agnostic in her profile. I have not heard back from her as of yet. She had sent me a like last Sunday.

Caught again!

azzow2 comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Cat and carry.

Funny gif lol

azzow2 comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Sorry, this content isn't available right now

Hey, ya’ll.

azzow2 comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Did your dog by chance eat some tooth paste or chew on some sugarless gum?

Thursday night funnies! You're welcome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

azzow2 comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Is Crazy Woman near Intercourse lol.

Welcome new member dumasarok!

azzow2 comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Welcome

The best 4x4 by far! 😬🤔😂

azzow2 comments on Nov 7, 2019:

The power of ass.

Best Carol Burnett Show Bloopers - YouTube

azzow2 comments on Nov 6, 2019:

They need some comedy like this reproduced.

Did anyone else not go to boot camp, basic training, or whatever else it’s called?

azzow2 comments on Nov 6, 2019:

I do not know if this is the correct word there were several clumsy ensigns aboard the AFS I was on one of them made admiral just last year she was just a tiny lady. The AFS were a high stress mostly because of all the high line transferred we did during Desert Shield and Desert Storm the AFS were basically floating targets. The chief petty officers were always on the ensigns to leave the high line crews alone.

"Life is Short.

azzow2 comments on Nov 5, 2019:

We all have endured other people taking their inadequacies out on ourselves. The best you can do is not carry the bullies torment around with you.

Me stretching

azzow2 comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Almost believable if the 📷 operator was not involved.

Heard this song today.

azzow2 comments on Nov 5, 2019:

https://youtu.be/oGpFcHTxjZs https://youtu.be/WyF8RHM1OCg https://youtu.be/YgRpubWunUc https://youtu.be/CqH7LlWwIww https://youtu.be/7WZ33w3B8Hw

An Apple a day.....

azzow2 comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Falling apple under a tree, or if an archer was going to shoot one off of the top of your head is lethal as well. https://youtu.be/SICfCi2-LQY

Knife chart 😂🤣😅

azzow2 comments on Nov 5, 2019:

How many will think deeper into if they have ever had sex with a woman that has given birth before?

AOC encourages fare beaters after these criminals protested about the NYPD crackdown on the ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 4, 2019:

It is seeming more and more that they need a cure for the liberal zombies.

Scam artist.

azzow2 comments on Nov 4, 2019:

He needs an award of he is that old and can still get one over.

These words came to me.

azzow2 comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Could be a song with some effort.

So I ran the marathon, but I couldnt finish.

azzow2 comments on Nov 4, 2019:

That is proud enough that you could get that far, that is wonderful. WTG

Once I was asked to speak at a Toilet Manufacturers Convention.

azzow2 comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Some of those toilet people take one.

And it's not even a particularly good story.

azzow2 comments on Nov 3, 2019:

They are still making shit up.

Posting this here coz it's just too funny. [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Sic!

At long last, my articulate daughter speaks clearly on the phone.

azzow2 comments on Nov 3, 2019:

When I can't understand my two, my revenge is I make up bizarre words and ask them what that word means. My daughter often says that is not what I said, my son just gets mad and says never mind. That is IRL to boot.

Good Morning all!!!

azzow2 comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Dissociative Identity Disorder was renamed a few years ago.

When I called a friend in Ohio, the phone was at % power.

azzow2 comments on Nov 2, 2019:

I was thinking they might have a failsafe built in like a computer does if the CPU gets hot.

This sound right ?

azzow2 comments on Nov 2, 2019:

That little sot has gotten me in trouble many times.

1938 Hispano Suiza H6C Dubonnet Xenia by Saoutchik

azzow2 comments on Nov 2, 2019:

Fat cat car.

Who's, wait, what?! Lol

azzow2 comments on Nov 2, 2019:

Talk about an Oedipus confusion.

Are you laughing?😂🤣

azzow2 comments on Nov 2, 2019:

How did that DVD get in the alphabet?

Happy Halloween!

azzow2 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

I hope that was an overlay because to cut that out would have taken hours.

I'm wide awake, after a nap again, and going into the Chatroom at 8:00 PM EST USA if anyone is ...

azzow2 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

Your clock might be off it is almost 10:00 my time which is closer to 12:00 on your clock.

Dress for the job you want.

azzow2 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

You want to be the leader of goat world?

I have a book recommendation.... lol

azzow2 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

Ouch!

The climate liberal climate change alarmist in California need to get off their ass and address ...

azzow2 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

Going green won't improve anything in many ways the green solution is more pollution.

Good afternoon everyone! Could have worked longer today but my back goes out of whack after 6 hours.

azzow2 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

A tribute to Sasquatch pumpkin.

I Look at You I look at you lying still, intent upon your book.

azzow2 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

The things the hide right in front of our eyes. Good write

Jim Jefferies [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

It is incredible that that many people got out of school and never had any science, what is more scary is the amount of people that can not grasp common sense.

Jane Goodall has always been one of my heroines.

azzow2 comments on Oct 30, 2019:

With this quote I am reminded that no good deed goes unpunished.

This is from PJ,, so it's not Liberal BS, but it's not perhaps the whole story.

azzow2 comments on Oct 29, 2019:

A lot of the problem happens in the public school system the liberal teachers start brainwashing at an early age. Very few people are able to break free from the bonds that were made in childhood. Independent thinking is not encouraged and the efforts of the collective are reenforced. I have thought this for a very long time, common sense should be a mandatory class starting in middle school. The question how do you teach common sense? This is a difficult subject most people gain common sense through experience which in turn it is hard to replicate.

So what are your boundaries?

azzow2 comments on Oct 29, 2019:

I dated 2 different girls with this kind of attitude. One was a very heavy pot smoker and sold weed to support her habbit, she was extremely paranoid type with a controlling disposition. The other was my kids mother, she was constantly accusing me of cheating which I had never done. In both cases I found myself not being comfortable or being able to discuss any topics with them.

Winter hiking survival. Your ideas?

azzow2 comments on Oct 29, 2019:

These last for hours.

I wouldn't have tried this with my wife

azzow2 comments on Oct 29, 2019:

Does she throw things at you when she comes home?

Shaken by gusting winds all night, aware of wind driven fires again raging in California, I came up ...

azzow2 comments on Oct 28, 2019:

They have answers to many of your seeming plight, unfortunately, the California government would rather work on inane things other than signing bills that would be beneficial. One of the big ones is the desalination project put on hold another one is extracting energy from the seawater and turning it into energy.

I wonder what happened to Duchessa? It’s been over a month since she’s been on the website.

azzow2 comments on Oct 28, 2019:

She might be traveling.

Brilliant costume but is it too much?

azzow2 comments on Oct 27, 2019:

Damian in the oven.

Cuomo is a gun grabbing idiot. [bearingarms.com]

azzow2 comments on Oct 27, 2019:

Do these jackasses that stand on a soapbox realize that that will make more victims than they save.

Trumps brother found

azzow2 comments on Oct 27, 2019:

The beautiful blobfish from the depths off Tasmania.

I don't know where the meth in my vagina came from... [fox26houston.com]

azzow2 comments on Oct 27, 2019:

Just slipped in all by itself.

Yay Santa!

azzow2 comments on Oct 26, 2019:

Not quite the way it should have been handled, happy that the kid felt comfortable telling someone.

Poor little guy

azzow2 comments on Oct 26, 2019:

Inter species profiling.

This guy makes a lot of sense.

azzow2 comments on Oct 25, 2019:

A lot of those questions we talk about right here. The basic truth is they do not want the general voter pool to be aware of these types of common sense questions.

Not a bad idea, actually....

azzow2 comments on Oct 25, 2019:

There is a 12 gauge cocked behind the door it responds adversely to door knockers.

Going dragon hunting today .

azzow2 comments on Oct 25, 2019:

Hope you roll at least a 33 on the D &D dice.

"Halloween" was released on this date in 1978. ☻🎃

azzow2 comments on Oct 25, 2019:

I keep looking under the bed I am hoping to find the boogie woman though.

Avoid cliches.

azzow2 comments on Oct 25, 2019:

Like an elephant in a room.

It’s totally absurd to allow gunmakers to be sued just because some idiot misused one of their ...

azzow2 comments on Oct 24, 2019:

The liberals are trying really hard to push our economy into a deep recession. They are stupid about how hurting this industry will cost hundreds of thousands of jobs.

Hated answers.

azzow2 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

Tuna fish mustard and rice krispies should get their attention.

I can see god in this pumpkin

azzow2 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

A pumpkin you can get into.

Redoubt Here's the deal: you take off down that way and shout high into the wind— I'll ...

azzow2 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

When they don't understand I rephrase. Good write

“Miracle Mineral Solution,” According to Jim Humble and his Genesis II Church of Health and ...

azzow2 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

I had once thought that the practice of drinking bleach was something that was isolated to a cult, after looking into it it is I had discovered it is widely practiced. The ignorance of the people that consume bleach is just baffling. Regular bleach is bad enough what about the Clorox? Clorox has sodium hydroxide in it.

Now that's some good advice.🤣😂

azzow2 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

Self prostitution.

Your answer?🎃🐱🦇☠👻☻

azzow2 comments on Oct 23, 2019:

Ninja.

It went from 100° - 98° the last few days in Southern California, I guess it’s cooling down.

azzow2 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

Very interesting, I do not remember coming across that one when I lived out there.

Bob Smiley [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

He was creative.

My dog likes to pretend he wants to play, next thing, you’re dinner...

azzow2 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

Irish wolfhound, If it did not get so hot out here I would think about getting one of these Russian Caucasians.

A few more pix of my vacation...Southampton with my Sister Jeannie

azzow2 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

Cool stingray, I use to catch those off the coast of Huntington Beach California.

Good morning everyone. I am back to terrorise the hell out of you again. Please welcome me back ?

azzow2 comments on Oct 22, 2019:

W/B

They record everything..

azzow2 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

So what GS rating do butt hole inspectors hold?

Safety first!

azzow2 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

For those alligators that only bite toes.

Ate a weed brownie....😂🤣

azzow2 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Did you then use it as a sled for mud racing?

Is trivia happening today?

azzow2 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

There was an earlier post that they were.

Can you post a one word band name?

azzow2 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Rush

Welcome new member moosepucky!

azzow2 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Welcome

Petunia and I headed for the Blue Ridge Parkway (it runs on the top of mountain ridges for hundreds...

azzow2 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

I have been up there. I had lived in Dacusville which is near Pickens back in the mid-1980s.

I make this share for all to comment on whether a confidently balanced member of an ongoing ...

azzow2 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

People like to embellish to make a conversation more intresting, it is not necessarily a lie it is an emotion (the to see what I can get away with challenge to themselves).

Hope everyone have a good weekend

azzow2 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

Aside from pain it is good. Was trying to figure out a live capture trap for a racoon. One of the neighbors said they spotted a racoon. A racoon will kill all the birds in a coop if it gets in.

The cat is at it again

azzow2 comments on Oct 20, 2019:

She must get a lot of proportion with that advertisement.

EPA Shuts Down Local Ghost-Entrapment Business

azzow2 comments on Oct 19, 2019:

https://youtu.be/7aW8oyTgA60

Gotta admit, it’s kind of nice when October 19th rolls around and I no longer “celebrate” this...

azzow2 comments on Oct 19, 2019:

You have to get your Lewis Carroll in order your unanniversary.

Lol.

azzow2 comments on Oct 18, 2019:

What is the one called that becomes unraveled while it on the bed?

Hi everyone! Im exhausted after 2 days of work or almost work! My car has been my enemy and Ive ...

azzow2 comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Put a new battery in the key.

Bernie!!! Tell me more about this "Socialism" of yours! 🙄

azzow2 comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Bend over and take it or it's the gas chamber for you.

Hope Barbara (Night of the Living Dead) found love.

azzow2 comments on Oct 18, 2019:

She looks like she could give some good love.

Welcome new member St-Sinner!

azzow2 comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Welcome

Family tree🤪😊

azzow2 comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Apply fertilizer.

Angry birds.

azzow2 comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Inside of the bird enclosure, I have a shed that the birds can shelter in. The sparrows and doves go into the enclosure, yesterday, as I was walking into the enclosure birds came zooming out one nailed me right in the forehead.

Man... Another record crowd in Dallas tonight.. He sure knows how to fill the seats..

azzow2 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

There are a lot of nay sayers about how he is on this site, the more I hear the average is way in his favor.

For those of you on Facebook, you know how they show you "Your memories on Facebook" and it's ...

azzow2 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

I never take stock in remembering what someone else members for me.

Halloween is drawing near.....so I have the black lights on in the Stone Labrynth.......

azzow2 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Very cool.

An old favorite of mine: Late Fall I'm wondering today if high in the tops of the Jeffrey...

azzow2 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

Like takeing a hike down nature's path. Good write

I'm going to my first poetry reading tonight.

azzow2 comments on Oct 17, 2019:

There are no bad poems just tilted critiquers.

Been saying this for a while

azzow2 comments on Oct 16, 2019:

My daughter says it does not make you smart. My reply, if you are thirsty and drink it that makes you smart for solving the problem of needing a drink.

Good Afternoon Everyone! Busy day buying a new computer-Dan was nice and went with me to Best Buy.

azzow2 comments on Oct 16, 2019:

What one did you buy? I did some research on what is the best one, PC magazine gave Webroot the best rating.