Have you been drinking?😂🤣

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Only twice the first time and the last time.

Good Monday morning 🌞 Right on to today's question: what is your favorite alcohol drink?

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I quit drinking 8 years ago or so Vodka was on my list as well as Sam Adams Boston Lager. Now it is coffee and water.

Just keep reminding them..

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

This is a bit confusing because you would have to buy into the whole miracle myth and an all controlling deity.

I realized something today about myself.

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

There is an art to it and just like math if you don't use it you lose it.

Watch out for side effects.

azzow2 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Are you sure of the color?

Im an idiot.

azzow2 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Some times it is wise to let a sleeping dog alone.

I am like this!

azzow2 comments on Jun 8, 2019:

I had heard that some of this was recently recovered same goes for Aristotle grave seems like those stories don't get the attention like a scandal does.

Lgbttqqiaap? They could not stop at 4 or 5 letters?

azzow2 comments on Jun 8, 2019:

How about HUMAN?

Piers Morgan on the Trump visit - I agree with his view (or he with mine)[facebook.com]

azzow2 comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Was kind of a slap in the face by the protesters just because they disagree with one Americans views.

Does anyone else hate the phrase "I love you" ?

azzow2 comments on Jun 8, 2019:

I don't take compliments well either.

Americans know literally nothing about the Constitution - CNNPolitics

azzow2 comments on Jun 7, 2019:

The last signer was Alexander Hamilton. Ben Franklin and Tomas Jefferson were the major contributors to the writing. James Madison was the president in charge at the thime. The right to procreate is touched upon several times. There was no precision included for non belivers. Slaves both white and black were considered a fraction of the value of a common citizen.

A little Saint Louis humor for you. I am worried for friends near the Mississippi River!

azzow2 comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Looks like you need to go noodling.

Some ear worms, sorta...

azzow2 comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Just for that, I located an earmark for you.

Dating is a crapshoot. And often exactly what you get...

azzow2 comments on Jun 7, 2019:

There is nothing like a stocked woman.

Don't ruin a good today by thinking about a sad yesterday. Let it go. Agree/disagree?

azzow2 comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Most excellent advice.

I am a Conservative Canadian who loves Trump.

azzow2 comments on Jun 7, 2019:

He reminds me of a lot of the older gentlemen i knew when I was younger. Blow off their top, then they would think about it then do something very kind. I love the way he knows just how to play the media like a yoyo. He does have a stubborn side and when he gets something in his craw he is like a dog with a bone to get it done, which in turn is an excellent example to the youth on accomplishing goals.

Soup is known to be good for you when you’re ill

azzow2 comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I have heard people talk of wallpaper soup it must be an acquired taste.

Looking for something uplifting to kick start today (4.

azzow2 comments on Jun 6, 2019:

This is a memory rewind.

VA may owe veterans millions in refunds but knowingly hasn't paid them for years, probe finds.

azzow2 comments on Jun 6, 2019:

This is on top of accidental on purpose losing medical records? https://www.militarytimes.com/veterans/2015/04/20/lawsuit-demands-va-turn-over-missing-medical-records/

Damn duvets.

azzow2 comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Call the ghost turd busters.

Very good question, anybody have an answer 🤣😂😅

azzow2 comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Enough to sink a ship.

I almost posted this to the Trump Pinata group. But we're still looking for the floor there.

azzow2 comments on Jun 6, 2019:

This Could have been an asset.

I heard a sound I heard a sound And I don't know what it was It didn't sound like anything ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 6, 2019:

The sound of silence what an allure.

My Internet went down over a week ago.

azzow2 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

The man on the moon awoke and wants more cheese.

Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light and so few ever do 4am - and I am usually ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Most days pain beckons me awake in the dim hours and as the roosters begin to crow the dawning suns glow makes the mist on the foliage glisten.

Font importance.

azzow2 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

They need a font adjustment.

This question is prompted by a conversation I had with a coworker at lunch today.

azzow2 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Memories can only be earned and never spent. Wealth and happiness are not even driving the same car.

Too many air freshener trees, or nah?

azzow2 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Why don't they sell a Limburger cheese scented air freshener?

Our kids are so great at bringing joy (& tears).

azzow2 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Mine tied the tweezers to a string attached a magnet and lowered it into the heat duct.

Grown up man People keep asking where is my joy Something about me has a bit changed Somebody's...

azzow2 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I love my toys if I could I would run a toy factory. Stay young play with toys.

Name something...... mine is a dehumidifier.🤪

azzow2 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Kids

Has this ever happened to you?

azzow2 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Sounds like Alexia's reply.

Been planning a week long trip for four weeks.

azzow2 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Kitty used its magic to bring you back lol.

When doves cry

azzow2 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

What a pill that must have been.

I hurt my sweet baby Toyota Corolla today.

azzow2 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Up here the wind is murder on the car spring my door when I first got here and then again a couple of months ago.

I'm sure the Fire Department is ok with candles on the stairs.

azzow2 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Feeling combustible?

My version of the “Footprints in the Sand” poem features me walking not with God but with Dog.

azzow2 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Is claw mark from a sea monster?

I must admit, I'm a little confused. Would this be considered child abuse or racism?

azzow2 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I potty the fool!

So, what was going on in Joseph and Mary's household before an angel came down and inseminated her?

azzow2 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Lost the key to the chastity belt.

Have you seen the new series on amazon prime its called " good omens" written by terry pratchett and...

azzow2 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I will have to check it out.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It was the INCUBATOR. Im a conspiracy theorist

azzow2 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Who ever it read it their turn to sleep in the wet spot.

Tame time Want better future For which to climb Want to live smoother Some fame time 'Got ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

That rhyming was enjoyable to write I bet.

What does “beauty” or “desirability” or “attraction” mean to you?

azzow2 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

The more I study about this I think it has almost nothing to do with talking although communication is important to maintain a healthy relationship. Settles and small idiosyncrasies with body language that ultimately catch our attention.

Our former president Obama is telling lies about guns again. [thefederalist.com]

azzow2 comments on May 31, 2019:

I have been trying hard to forget the clown that parted the Tibetan monk on the head.

Mine is vegetarian, what's yours?

azzow2 comments on May 31, 2019:

White pizza very hard to locate around these parts. If I remember to get the ricotta and other cheeses needed to make one I would make it for my self.

Erectile dysfunction🤣😂

azzow2 comments on May 31, 2019:

Horny goat weed can iron that out.

I saw this Yucca while taking the dogs for a walk this evening here in Albuquerque.

azzow2 comments on May 31, 2019:

I have those in my yard they are all straight though. It is a 100 year cactus btw.

Input please...which one of these should be my new profile pic?

azzow2 comments on May 31, 2019:

Bookcase one.

So tired of winning ....

azzow2 comments on May 31, 2019:

This should encourage people to buy American made products and support local businesses.

Here are the Companies Threatening to Leave Georgia Over Its New Abortion Law

azzow2 comments on May 31, 2019:

That is such punishment for the people that rely on that income. Why should the workers have to pay for the government's mistakes?

Isn't Satan the good guy?

azzow2 comments on May 31, 2019:

Lucifer is the word for light "Latin: morning star, literally, light-bringing, equivalent to lūci- (stem of lūx) light + -fer -fer." So light brings things to life. That would apply if he was not makebelieve.

How do you tell your family you no longer believe what they do?

azzow2 comments on May 31, 2019:

I never did believe, my kin gets it my mom still thinks that I could be converted. She would have better luck talking Larry Flinn to being the Pope.

Welcome new member thinktwice!

azzow2 comments on May 31, 2019:

Welcome

Stay lazy.

azzow2 comments on May 30, 2019:

https://youtu.be/IfxMSfGktF8

Diamonds Are NOT A Girl's Best Friend

azzow2 comments on May 30, 2019:

As they say in the antique market an item is only worth what someone is willing to pay for it.

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE 1.

azzow2 comments on May 30, 2019:

No good deed goes unpunished.

21st teens encountering a totem to what they believe was to the god of communication....

azzow2 comments on May 30, 2019:

Is hard to think we communicated on those germ infested devices.

Anybody in here know what DNA stands for?

azzow2 comments on May 30, 2019:

Don't never ask.

When you are an older gent going for a pee is a lot like watching a fireworks display.

azzow2 comments on May 30, 2019:

I call it the cursing time.

Are we there yet?

azzow2 comments on May 30, 2019:

I think it is McDonald Douglas that has successfully done this with a fly in the early 1980's It is only a short distance. It has been years since I have heard if any progress has been achieved.

Tommy Tiernan [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on May 29, 2019:

The only thing funnier than a drunk Irishman.

Love Over F--kery, Pt 2 Preventing misery is a much better and more important objective than ...

azzow2 comments on May 29, 2019:

To an extent I have to disagree only because an individual's opinion to what would preclude an outcome. A for instance would be and there are many this is just one. You like someone they like you back but lie to prevent disappointing you.

The Florida heat wave: The fan I bought yesterday melted as soon as I got it out of the store!

azzow2 comments on May 28, 2019:

Ok, whos been holding séance and conjuring Salvador Dali?

Love Over F--kery! My daughter told me, the summer before she left for college, just where she ...

azzow2 comments on May 28, 2019:

This is the type of parenting that should be taught as a mandatory class in 7th and 8th grade. I too agree with you kids should be the highest priority.

After successfully convincing naive members of the outrage mob , that the OK hand sign is racist.

azzow2 comments on May 28, 2019:

I rarely go to Twitter I will have to go check out the situation.

Moving On Start small then grow— see where the leading stem winds.

azzow2 comments on May 28, 2019:

Reminds me of a queath of harth poem. Interesting write

I sure hope he get's this done before the election.. [i.imgflip.com]

azzow2 comments on May 28, 2019:

I have a leghorn rooster I will have watch and see if he is doing S and M to the other birds.

That's Mr.Rhino to you.

azzow2 comments on May 28, 2019:

A horny sort.

Casually scrolling through the new groups & hello .

azzow2 comments on May 28, 2019:

Like mudslinging smear tactics work to convince the weak minded.

Oh. My. No. God. Look what I found at the bottom of a tub-o-stuff. 1993!

azzow2 comments on May 27, 2019:

I am sure that brings many memories for you.

I wrote about this incident in the past.

azzow2 comments on May 27, 2019:

I have friend that is a constable for Greenville I will have to ask him if he has ever encountered this person lol.

There’s one perspective on life I haven’t heard

azzow2 comments on May 27, 2019:

I just happened to glance at your profile one of my shipmates and friend lives in you home town. I had just visited with him at a reunion in Galveston last November.

I think I'll pass, thanks anyway.

azzow2 comments on May 27, 2019:

Can change hemorrhoids to demorrhoids.

Cyber criminals...infiltrating our homes. Lol

azzow2 comments on May 27, 2019:

Just think of the chaos they can cause when they step on the house alarm keypad and trigger the silent alarm.

I remember,'cept, of course, it was "Mom!" lol.

azzow2 comments on May 27, 2019:

Sometimes you just have to have that come back later grunt.

I need to go get a fan or something for he illusion of cool.

azzow2 comments on May 26, 2019:

Try a swamp cooler in in addition to you A/C . We get some high temps here. I don't have A/C I do have a rooftop swamp cooler it cools my house right down,.

One to give you pause for thought: q:352358

azzow2 comments on May 26, 2019:

The post is unable error.

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK: “Blind man driving.”

azzow2 comments on May 25, 2019:

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/blind-man-sentenced-for-driving/news-story/c1bc524e8cfa3b5903f49c1b39c0b488

Their, they’re, its knot that bad

azzow2 comments on May 25, 2019:

I thought getting blocked was a game. The one with the most blocks chalked wins.

Anyone go to school in a place like this?

azzow2 comments on May 25, 2019:

I am a student from the school of hard knocks.

Lol my spirit plant😂😂😂

azzow2 comments on May 25, 2019:

Somehow I knew it would have 5 protruding branches or leaves.

One ear of corn to another, "Don't let the bastards grind you down man"

azzow2 comments on May 25, 2019:

That needs a scarecrow.

What's everyone doing for Memorial Day Weekend?

azzow2 comments on May 25, 2019:

I might construct a jetpack and go rocketing J/K. Got to get some projects done I have company coming next month.

Would a conductor use his baton to start a movement.......or prune juice like us?

azzow2 comments on May 25, 2019:

Wait I thought a conductor drove a train.

Is this true?

azzow2 comments on May 24, 2019:

That could explain some things.

I LOVE Saturdays!

azzow2 comments on May 24, 2019:

What a drape lol.

My sentiments exactly!

azzow2 comments on May 24, 2019:

We have been dry for a while. I actually need it to rain to see if my roof still leaks.

The chocolate tour at La Casa del Cacao in San Jose Costa Rica was amazing and worth doing if you ...

azzow2 comments on May 24, 2019:

So they serve cocaine to the public? https://www.drugfreeworld.org/drugfacts/cocaine/a-short-history.html

The second installment from Machu Picchu.

azzow2 comments on May 24, 2019:

The base diving opportunity only an adrenaline junkie could love.

1938 Dymaxion

azzow2 comments on May 24, 2019:

Is that a camper so cool.

What small pleasures delight you?

azzow2 comments on May 24, 2019:

Finding a highly religious person reveling to them that I am agnostic. Then I watch them and let them think that they are morally superior then slowly watch them devolve into the scourge that they really are. More of a hobby than a past time.

Bored? Try some russian history

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2019:

The Tsar royalty had some strange sexual practices one of the queens was disembodied by a horse.

Beer industry blames Trump's tariffs for loss of 40K jobs | TheHill

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2019:

That is just stupid. People drink in good times they drink even more in hard times.

This struck me funny...

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2019:

What a Landmark.

An unfortunate pose!

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2019:

Double exposure.

Tanyalee Davis [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2019:

On her way to the yellow bricking road.

Do you believe that.....

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2019:

I can some times be a walking accident rolled in chaos and stalked by pandemonium.

Looking for something to watch after Game of Thrones? [buzzfeed.com]

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2019:

Try The White Queen or Merlin.

I enjoy collecting stringed instruments. What other interesting collections are out there?

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2019:

I collect dust. Well most of the dust sorta collects and I occasionally kind of brush it off.

The US has the largest military force on this planet, in history - uncontestable military might.

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2019:

I need proof only about 1% to 2% of our population is military and we have like 300,000,000 people. Asia and India have billions of people.