I don't know if anybody remember this from Mad Magazine, but this caught me as hilarious.

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Alfred E Newman

What is the most exotic or strange food you've eaten?

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Balut in my early 20`s quite a many beers in me. I was in the Philippines.

If lovin' you is wrong… Well that makes sense as I never was the type to make good decisions.

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Why ponder the mistakes? Chalk them up to learning experiences. So when the right woman comes along you will know how to do thing just so.

Hey music lovers, I'm a composer from Durham, UK and I write soundtrack, trailer and epic music.

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Have you put poems to music? I have many different types of poems.

I think it's catching up to me!

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Thought may be you were trying to escape from The Langoliers.

So on today's menu is a beautiful beefy roast, seasoned with montreal steak seasoning, a1 and ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Have heard the crockpot is good for something like that. There are tricks to cooking larger hunks of meat. Have heard searing at high temperature seals the juices inside. Marinade works good for a bit chunk would think it might at least 24 hours.

There Must Be Complete Severance Between Church and State

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Would like to see this happen unfortunately the possibility are slim to none. A lot of the laws are Anglo Saxon and very deeply embed into the constitution.

Everyone needs a hobby.

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Merlin would be proud.

And now, a very important announcement about my relationship status.

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

The fun you can have getting all sweaty though.

Taking Orders From Your Partner

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Was thinking what could that title mean an S&M screen passed through my thoughts at first. Thought the photo was going to be a woman in a French maids out fit being spanked with a horse prod.

Talking to the Cat 13 Haven't spoke with you yet today old friend.

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Inner turmoil one of our great downfalls. Good write

Yesterday, after a few glasses of Malbec, I stupidly posted something in the General Comments ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Would also like the amount of effort double for veterans as the put on the immigrants

Hay new here hit me up Andy Danna York Pa

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Had lived in Allentown moved away when Stroh`s/Pabst closed 2001 do not miss the weather in the winter. I still talk to some from the ABE area a few times a year.

Does age matter to you when it comes to love or dating?

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Maturity matters and commonality some people never mature they stay at a young mentality and their life choices are reflected by that.

Tadpoles....again! Getting so big! But still no legs....

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

When we were kids we called them polywogs when we moved the kids had never heard them called that we were teased to no end for calling a tadpoles pollywogs.

Russel, the greatest salesman the world has ever known!

azzow2 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Took me a moment an unsolvable equation.

Unfun moment of the day.

azzow2 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Sounds like you need to invest in some night vision goggles. I never go out without my bow never know what is leaking around. Hope your hand is ok. Ice on ice off.

The protesters who are demanding we have open borders are very disturbing to me as it will result in...

azzow2 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Those people should be issued visas and sent over the border to live in what they want to make here. Morans the people that pay taxes should automatically be responsible for this. Would love to go take the names of every protester and sue them to pay for the taxpayer's money they are wasting protesting.

Memories in a song.?

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Our brains feed on stimuli. It is amazing how fast a smell sound taste touch or sight can almost transport you back in time in your mind.

So many photos lost and damaged in last weeks flood.

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Went through a flood several years ago. Lost many poems I had constructed on coasters and napkins way before the internet. Lost lots of memories. I feel for you.

Dealing with family and loved ones

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

It is your choice theirs is to basically believe in magic and lies. Should never feel guilty for your choices you are the one that exists in your brain. Tell the kids that you choose not to be manipulated by something that has no justification for it.

What’s the worst or most boring job you’ve ever had?

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

The job was very cool one of the task really sucked. I had worked at Stroh's brewery one of the tasks was called pinsetter. You would stand in the same spot for 8 hours less breaks. Setting up fallen bottles and removing broken glass on a conveyor belt. They usually assigned this task to someone less competent of running machines. Sometimes the regular person would be on vaccination. If you had low seniority you would get put on this task for a week. Staying awake was tough. Luckily I was able to run just about every machine and rarely got this job.

New state for the Union Guess which piece of land may become USA's state 51?

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I vote for Guam has been a province for a long time.

Drink yourself a glass of red wine.???

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

My dad who retire as an R&D chemist has told me that red wine has a lot of resigns in it and can trigger a migraine as well as cause worse hangovers. I do not drink anymore being the responsible single parent. So I will never know the answer.

Is Buddhism a religion or a philosophy? How about Taoism?

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Confucius says man that wrights to fast scribble.

I keep editing my posts. ugh

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I am going to phonics jail and spelling prison.

So we now have the ability to “react” to a post in a variety of ways. What do you think?

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Think admin enjoys what is going on just as much as everyone else.

Which movies have you watched more than once and enjoyed them every time?

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

On Deadly ground, Starwars the original tillage, Under Siege, The Matrix, Remo Williams, The Last Starfighter, Die Hard, Armageddon, The Wizard of Oz, Say Anything, The Karate kid, E.T., there are others just can`t manifest them in my brain right now.

So it is

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

This is the situation I get. The guy holding the sign of the smoking baby is protesting small cigarettes. The guy with the cross is on/off his medication and is attempting to fly. The lady is practicing to be an efficient school crossing guard. The kid with the torn clothing spent the night in the woods and is lost. The kid sleeping in the newspaper is an aspiring hobo.

I found this interesting! "This is the biggest regret in life most people have." [msn.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Thought the secret of life was making mistakes and learning from them.

High risk jobs

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Not sure if the underwater welder is still considered one of the riskiest jobs. When you are in a position of such caliber that you have a weapon you automatically consider the risk and compartmentalize the idea. If you have you have a mostly normal brain grief sets in and just like everyone else you need time to sort out the thoughts and memories.

INTO THE DARK You crossed on a green light But that car came right Thru And nearly cut ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Horror/Drama I have constructed some of these. Like the rhyming

I guess all of you have seen the christian flag with the cross in the upper right corner.

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I was hoping that was a surrendering to insanity flag.

It's time to lose your mind and let the crazy out! Kesha

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

If you can find a really tall building and pee off it while yodeling. This works wonders. A guy that was a green beret instructor taught me that one.

Anyone else on here lose a lot of weight? I lost 100lbs

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Good, job it is a difficult task. My sarcastic why did the world change in size.

The meaning of the phrase "rule of law."

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Brake the rule deal with the enforcer

Yay! I just found the new emoticons under the like button! I love the hugs one! (})

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Was trying to be silly made me write some text.

Can infinity replace God?

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Well seeing that the notion of a deity is a myth and infinity is provable that is a no-brainer. Would say infinity would also be hard to explain to someone with no conceptuality so would conclude infinity is a perceptive thought.

Did you have imaginary friends as a kid?

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

https://youtu.be/8kPIDt3yu1M

This Will Leave You Speechless! - One of The Most Eye Opening Videos - YouTube

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

When I was in school computers were very new the internet had not been invented. Now the kids go to school and are required to take a test on the computer an or a handheld device. This is now crammed into our psychology almost like nicotine and cigarettes once were. Devices have become something that we rely on for the most inane task.

Nothing In The World is More Dangerous Than Sincere Ignorance.....Martin Luther King

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

What is always a mystery to me is nonbelievers rever this religious guy not as if I don't think it is cool what he helped accomplish. On the converse, I would not trust a religious nut farther than I could throw them.

Talking to the Cat 22 I saw you out there hidin' from the snow.

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Submit that word to Websters see if they publish it "alla". Good Write

My first significant piece of formal education was CMA (Culver Military Academy).

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Love it did they let you use a real cannonball?

Hello to you all

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Welcome you need a better camera or clean the lens of the one you have.

Every day I discover one new.

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

These protesters waste so much tax dollars. They have no idea their idiot action waste money that could buy food for hungry people.

New mexico. land of entrapment but beautiful

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I live in the high desert, lots of different wildlife around me. Have some very interesting birds as well.

You are right Anthony Hopkins, none of us can get out of this one alive

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Eat fava beans

I post therefore I am.

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

René Descartes: So if you edit you would be part or delete you would be dispatch?

What nonbelievers do you remember from TV growing up?

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Here is another good one Temperance Brennan

What nonbelievers do you remember from TV growing up?

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

We all have forgotten a big one Bill Maher

Anyone here play Magic The Gathering?

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I have heard that terminology in the past. I can not place where I had heard it though.

Were we ever so invincible

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Have absolutely no idea how I have made it to 49 death has knocked at my door many times.

Are Autistic people are more likely to hold atheistic views?

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I probably would be considered atheist I just like the word agnostic better. At one point in history. Atheist, was the terminology for anyone that was not Christian.

Jehovahs Witnesses quickly regret coming to my door

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

The people that have no clue that has to try and force the nonsense on us. If that was you, great job. I should have recorded the lady that was telling me her deity was not magical she also had her young grandson with her. I told her instead of pestering people. Why don't you teach this kid her to go after Congress and debunk the raping of America Congress does with the oil futures.

It's hotter outside than a hookers doorknob on nickle night! Pheeeeeew! How hot is it where you are?

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Don`t know if I should cringe or laugh about that one.

The DNC is not progressive, it is welded to the big money interests, same as the RNC.

azzow2 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

We need a new anagram ANC.

When an ice cream is more than extra calories.

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

I had worked for Swenson ice cream in the Whitehall mall in Pennsylvania when I was about 17 they had the best old fashioned icecream.

The most perfect day.....

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Every day is perfect unless I have extra pain then every day is perfect with extra pain.

Did You Ever Notice That We Didn't Have Fake News Till We Had a Fake President?

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

You mean that pulling out of Iraq was a good idea. Oh wait it created even a bigger problem may be our presence in Iraq wasn't such fake news.

Do you believe in law of attraction?

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

If I have 2 magnets and I hold the negative attracting force close to the positive attracting force I believe they will be attracted to each other.

Someone really smart help me with this.

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Hope that everyone sees the scam Greiner12 on this post and do as I did and report it.

Lonely Cures?

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

First, learn how to be alone relying on someone else to amuse you will not get you very far. Could always read some fiction that can be entering.

We are not afraid of falling we are afraid of falling in front of someone else Dhiman

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Pretty sure I am afraid to fall 6 foot 3 inches tall that is a long way down and when the body comes to sudden stop it hurts.

So I have a small business.

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Have you thought about eBay or Amazon? There are other selling sites like letgo Mecari offerup 5miles My brother uses eBay and seems to do well he just sells stuff he acquires from estate sales.

Age range for dating

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

When I was 25 I had dated a woman 8 years older than me. We seemed to have a better connection on a conversation and intelligence level. Since then I had several other relationships that had not been nearly that spread out. I could not without some serious consecration think of dating so much younger than me. What would you have in common? And so many another issue questions would you be asking yourself?

Supreme Court deals major blow to public employee labor unions

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

That is interesting. If it went retroactive would the fees need to reimburse? On the converse is it going to make unions have to increase the regular dues and what effect will that have?

Take it to the grave?

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

I started to count then my selective amnesia kicked in.

Here is a really good show published June 22nd. [m.youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

The part about use or control is so very true. The convoluted thinking needs to be explored and redefined. Listing to this makes me think some that people are becoming wiser to the wool being pulled over their eyes.

Tempted to share this one on the public feeds...

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

We need a boatload of Trump autographed photos can hand them out. With a letter of a reminder, this is the leader of the free world and deserves your respect.

Thought for the day: Life on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the...

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Can I get off oh the next island that doesn't include greed?

Why does society have double standards for women who like sex?

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Where are they I need one have been living the life of a monk for the last 5 years? Women that like sex is more experienced know how to do it better and can and do show their partners how to have a better experience. The double standard rule in my book is B.S.

Farmers in America are facing an economic and mental health crisis - CBS News

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Has outstanding created this problem? Can the outsourcing disease be linked back to some other president? Is there a proactive measure to create a positive outlook? Say for instance farming bacteria that would render the oil industry useless. Perhaps taking some of that land that was seemingly useless and farming something else like sunchokes to use to create an alternative to petroleum.

What impact is the internet having on our culture?

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Can say at this point I am grateful for it because it has made it possible to meet many people that think like I do via Agnostics.com. The information age has made more subjects aware it also has polluted information making it misinformation with intent to deceive. We are fortunate here most of our information is not censored and we can get info from many sources to make an informed decision on what is fact or fiction. Not every country has that freedom. The information age has made us more clinical in our romantic decisions and in some respects made the dating aspect more cynical.

What method do you use to determine whether your beliefs are true?

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

I throw something into the air and say some magic words like abracadabra and if Isaac Newton's laws still apply I know magic is a fiction.

All I can say about the people on here.

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

I have seen this we have some other point views on one of the groups when you go against them they say you are off topic simply because you will not agree with them. These type of personalities I like to mess with. I try to be careful though because they are the most likely to snap.

I don't understand how ppl my age or any other age get away without knowing basic skills like ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

I have talked to several that are younger than me or just a tad older and have no clue about computers. I can rip a car to the engine block and rebuilt it hands-on experience only not my favorite thing. I disassembled my first IBM compatible computer rebuilt it with no computer repair skills have built 14 computers from the CPU on up since. I can fix the plumbing electric and carpenter what I need. Taught my self how to gourmet cook. Learned how to sew knit and craft at a very young age. I might be unusually inquisitive though. People without basic skills are always a mystery to me.

What is/ are your favorite movie(s) of all time? Mine is The Dark Knight.

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

The Matrix

I honestly don't understand how so many people escape the bonds of religion, to remain entangled in ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 30, 2018:

A better question could be why do so many people that know that religion is fake buy into something even more fake politics.

An obvious solution!

azzow2 comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Would be nice to see more reverse liberal news like 4500 shop owners did not lose their life of livelihood today because they were all armed with a 9mm side arm in plain view. With warning signs in their shops we serve with politeness but take no shit.

This is such a great time to be alive. It's like watching the collapse of Rome but, with WiFi.

azzow2 comments on Jun 29, 2018:

We just need one of Nero`s clintons to start passing out the ergot and they would be all set

Is there anyone who has ever had an encounter with an animal and felt like you have known this life ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 29, 2018:

I seem to have a knack with animals they seem to take to me. One of my cats looks at me sideways sometimes when she was little I had given her a shower because she was full of poop. I do have one rather ornery rooster. I keep telling him if he misbehaves he is going to get an invitation to dinner.

So when you stare at a woman, for five seconds, and they say you are sexually harrasing them,then ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 29, 2018:

When they stare at us usually means we are doing something that might trouble them.

What's your dream car? Mine is 1969 Super Sport Camaro

azzow2 comments on Jun 29, 2018:

A Clydesdale an Arabian an Appaloosa last resort a Jenny. Motor vehicles are just frustrating.

Would you rather work day shifts, night shifts or graveyard shifts?

azzow2 comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Middle shift was always the best for me. I am retired young. So any time of day works for me now.

I think I'm starting to believe that people just to not have any principles any more.

azzow2 comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Just made me wonder something. Is the divorce rate lower in non believer couples?

I don't think its "guvment coming to get our guns" that the right-wing paranoids need to fear ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 29, 2018:

This scare goes on every so often I would sware that several congresspeople have stock options in some of the firearms dealer. Causing panic caused people to increase their ammo and weapons purchases. Making the stock climb. If I knew which one I would jump on it.

So after reading some comments on an FB post, I became very curious.

azzow2 comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Really the only reason for circumcision is cosmetic. My son is not. I just had to teach him how to make sure it is clean. The doctor advised me to make sure the head pops out when he was younger. Nature put the foreskin there to protect the head of the penis why muck with.

Speaking of "The Mad Dog"; I think he might be an Agnostic.

azzow2 comments on Jun 28, 2018:

Reminds me of the statement. What color were Christa McAuliffe eyes when the space shuttle exploded?

I very nearly died today.

azzow2 comments on Jun 28, 2018:

So is that malpractice is there a way to prove this? Are the serial numbers of the O2 units tied to machines? Are the records that detailed?

I realize the date has not yet come.

azzow2 comments on Jun 28, 2018:

Biggest deal that got me is how we let them put that temporary stranglehold on us. When we should have expected it and never let it happen. That is one of the biggest misgivings of the civilian population and the retroactive government. .The military is always proactive and us veterans know this it. This is very hard to get this point across to the unaware civilian population.

Uncle Ted is live on JRE.

azzow2 comments on Jun 28, 2018:

Thin they are on target with knowing the fight he knows just how to sass the audience enough to keep it captivating.

I told this guy liberals are fighting for more people on welfare, Trump is fighting for more jobs, ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 28, 2018:

A while back there was a bad argument with name call and just uncalled for verbiage. Most likely they had seen the screen being created again and put a halt to it.

Let's just hope Mattis is as good with a light saber as he is with a bayonet:

azzow2 comments on Jun 28, 2018:

She needs to be put into the sarlacc to be digested over 1000 years although she would cause it to have heartburn.

I can't wait until the "brains" start to say "Now in Annapolis.

azzow2 comments on Jun 28, 2018:

When they start throwing tropics around often many issues are never included. To mess with the firearms industry it will effect the economy. How many jobs are involved from law enforcement to bullet press operator.

DARK ETERNITY I am death with a baby's face A thief of life in a life of waste Another ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 28, 2018:

Constant pressure to be this a certain way or think within-guideline parameters.

I wake too soon In the hazy dark The almost dark The shadowy muffled dark of a silent room in ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Like Morphous sprinkling sand in the eyes of the slumbering. Good rune

Victory for socialism?

azzow2 comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Some of this should be a motto well stated.

Why do Xstians insist on saying that Atheists 'believe in nothing'?

azzow2 comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Panic fear apprehension vs Kindness logic and proof. Point is the religious always need to place blame.

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."

azzow2 comments on Jun 27, 2018:

What god were you there are so many to choose from?

PROOF I AM POSSESED! One night I was listening to Number of the Beast.

azzow2 comments on Jun 27, 2018:

The interesting thing is Nero was the 666 Roman emperor he burned Rome to the ground most likely high on ergot. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nero https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_Beast