New guy, just want to show how messed up my sense of humor is lol

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Yes, that's awful. .

Pastor who bought $200K Lamborghini for wife lives in $1.8M house paid for by church [ajc.com]

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

It's the Prosperity Gospel, at least for him and his wife. I think his flock deserve to be fleeced.

Wait a minute!

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Cool. Survival of the fittest speeded up.

Homosexuality is unnatural... says a book where...

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I think it's all about poop involved in the sexual act and it reminds us that we are animals. Some people go as far as wanting breastfeeding banned because they find our animal nature disgusting.

Knock, knock....

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Tap on the door.

Gone bonkers..

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Those darn neurotypicals are screwing up the world.

Am I wrong?

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I wonder what's going on. I mean, the internet is chockerblock full of porn. So I don't understand it in the context of the forum.

Art of the day.

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I hope she has the Internet.

I never thought I would accumulate such wealth??

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Go, Granny, go.

What do you say about near death experiences where the person claims they've seen heaven or hell?

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I read Proof of Heaven by Dr. Eben Alexander but I wasn't convinced.

Favorite music lyrics?

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Freely I slaved away for something better And I was bought and sold And all I ever wanted Was just to come in from the cold - Joni Mitchell Come In From The Cold

Thumper got grilled

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Well, Mama did say if you can't say anything nice.....

Well taken ?

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

We do like to kill each other. We'll always find a reason.

Name a movie you have watched 5 or more times.

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I can't do it. For me, the utility value is gone once I've seen it. I watch musicals or concerts over again because it's really just like playing a CD with video attached.

Cautionary tales that were misinterpreted as how to guides.

brentan comments on Mar 28, 2019:

We need some order around here.

Has this been posted before?? Still makes me laugh!

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Tacky but true.

You know a good mother lets her children lick the mixer's beaters, but a GREAT mom turns it off ...

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Now that's black humour!

It is matter😊

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Was he another rich guy?

Ain't that something

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Is she a bit masculine looking?

Your favorite

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Apocalyse Now. Days Without End.

Would somebody just send a hello?

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Hello. I hope everything's OK. Being Gnostic can't be the worst thing in the world!

Gotta love it!

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Fuck that! I'm going to live forever.

Giving money to panhandlers/homeless

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Sometimes, being judgmental is being right. That said, the situation in Ireland is like this - if you are legally entitled to live in Ireland, you are legally entitled to benefits that cover accommodation and sustenance. But you always needed an address, which of course homeless people do not have. The government has recently agreed to accept homeless shelter addresses as proof of residence. I really hope it helps.

A DRINKING SONG, by W.B. Yeats

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I wonder was he an older man when he wrote that? It is both simple and profound.

Soukouss lutchiana, 100% [youtu.be]

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

A lot of African music sounds the same but I suppose we could say the same about our own.

The Golliwogs (who soon became CCR) -- Tell Me [youtu.be]

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

That was a very un-pc name. Fogerty's voice is so distinctive.

Damn immigants

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I still say it's all about controlled immigration.

I know this isn't exactly the regular fare around here, but my nephew's wife posted this to me on ...

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I'm sure she's lovely.

Nana’s are so sweet!

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Gummy Grandma.

Small Town Merica

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

It takes a particular set of skills to live in a small community.

Always keep an emergency box of chocolates in the back of a cupboard

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Call the police. She would.

Okay, this is technically not from a movie all these old movie dance moves put to Bruno Mars Up Town...

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

That's entertainment!

Poor puppy!

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

He'll get a complex.

What's for dinner?

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Yummy in the tummy!

That’s not how it works

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

So when he was a he, he had male genitals and a womb?

if only life was a game show.

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Can I phone a friend?

Stranded on the toilet bowl

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Time to meditate. I said meditate, perv!

Croby Stills and Nash made some awesome music. What are your favorite tunes? I have so many.

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

How to choose? Maybe Just A Song Before I Go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF-oWhD2itE

? Them damn boys lol

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

He's still on his day off.

Happy Hippie Hump Day - The sun is shining.

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I got a haircut!

They ALWAYS are!

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

You got to give some credit for being consistent.

Should something be done about this?

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Ah but they work so very hard! Seriously, it's immoral. I wonder what the average wage might look like, in a bank for example, if the CEO got paid twice the average wage.

Is there really a God to discuss ?

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

There is some kind of god, I think. Anyway, I like the discussions about the possibility of one and what its nature might be..

Is it me or this app feels like a religion or govt?

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Just ignore them if you don't like them. That's what I did....

It's only Wednesday... FML

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

The week is half-empty, I guess.

Honestly, at no point in my life has it been "easy".

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

OCD Autism/Asperger's It might be a case of an unwritten law where too much introspection is not appreciated in a world focused on doing and talking about doing. Even if it's a life full of drama, people in general accept this as a valid form of life and reject efforts at change.

Good Morning and Happy Hump Day! I hope your day treats you well and don't forget to be kind to ...

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I blink and it's another Hump Day. And I don't even work!

I'm allowing myself to be socially free and will no longer be isolated by a relationship.

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

There's a time for everything.

Good morning je t' aime😍

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Good morning Starshine The earth says hello

Ralph Vaughan Williams.

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I love that man's music. Reading and listening to it in the background is a regular pleasure for me.

Just a little sex humor....happy hump day...

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I really got a laugh out of the middle one.

Some have asked about Yorkshire .

brentan comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Bruno Ganz will be enjoyed forever for this! I love that bit: I'll even include that mincing bastard, Alan fucking Bennett.

Today's cheese. ???

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

And it's not because someone proved him wrong on the internet.

Tim Minchin - Mitsubichi Colt This is a poem about egotistical rich people.

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I think Tim is often musing about his shadow.

We read a lot of commentary about how hard it is to be an atheist in the Bible Belt but being a ...

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

From what I've read, it's a disgrace. I think they are being sent to 're-education camp's which seems to be a euphemism for concentration camps. You might as well say you have no civil right to practice a religion.

When you really need to compete with new technologies.

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Espero que tengan los cojines.

Just finished reading "Where The Crawdads Sing" by Delia Owens.

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

That sounds good. I never heard of a crawdad before.

To all the people that used to be Christian, how did you lose your faith?

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I just kept reading.

17 Jokes That Only Smart People Will Really Appreciate | IFLScience

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Those were good. I learned a few things too.

Don't worry be happy. Feel free to pick a quote for this meme.

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Bob: This fucker thinks he's cool. Homer: This fucker is gonna die young.

Good Morning Fellow Hippies.

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Don't be late for work, hippies!

This morning's news that caught my eye.

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Perhaps he is going to implement real trickle-down economics. Or else he's just going to piss on the poor.

Judging by this morning's news, President Trump is just getting started:

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

This is going to be a weird situation where a guy like Trump can have righteous indignation against his opposers.

My all time most puzzling aspect of Christianity.

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

My heaven would be perfect knowing my family is in Hell. But that might disqualify me from heaven anyway.

I found this quite humorous this morning

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

But can a mattress survive in the fiery furnace of Hell.

Ridiculous parts of the bible

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I think it's one of those cases where health, which ensures the survival of the tribe, becomes a moral issue.

Brilliant sign!

brentan comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I'll bet they're planning world domination on Tuesdays.

Rory Gallagher - A Million Miles Away [youtu.be]

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

I really enjoyed that! He's a blast from the past.

I am the opposite of suicidal.

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Don't take it to heart. Forums are full of the best and the worst of us. If you have an opinion, hang in there and defend it. I think anything related to God gets a knee-jerk reaction from people still annoyed or upset at religion. The thing is, in this case, everlasting life can be discussed outside of belief in a god.

t - what does it stand for?

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Tr....no.

Independent woman aisle ...

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

I bought a lot of those meals for one when my arm was broken. I was really happy to get back to home cooking.

Get outta here!

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

I knew he could get testy but the foul language is unforgivable.

And 2 missiles fired from northern Gaza toward Tel Aviv.

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

i wonder how many dead, and how many more Palestinians will die because of the attack.

THE HEART OF A WOMAN By Georgia Douglas Johnson The heart of a woman goes forth with the dawn,...

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

I guess that's the patriarchal society at its worst. I wonder what it's like these days, going out to work as an independent and coming home to patriarchy.

How do you feel about Friends With Benefits, whether your single or married?

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

I think it would be a disaster for married folk because time is already so limited for personal relationships, never mind intimate ones. Our spouses wouldn't get a look in.

I shouldn't be laughing, but.

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Those kids must eat a lot.

Usernames.... How did you choose your username for agnostic and what's the story behind it.... ?

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Mine is just the first half of my first name added to the first half of my surname.

Oh Ethel, you should have gone for the face lift...

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Lookin' good, Ethel!

Where does the power of Authority come from?

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

I think it started off as authority given to charismatics leaders from a god. Then kings represented god and held his authority. It gets tricky when we get to democracy. I think in the West we still thought of human authority as somehow infused with the authority that came down through our Judeo-Christian culture. Now I think we realise they are all hard-necked impostors whose incompetency and immorality is getting clearer day by day.

I kind of miss the days when the internet wasn't so easily accessible.

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Talking to each other became problematic.

1.5 GPA 2. A participation trophy

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

It's only because we allow it.

hmmmmmmmmmmm

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

That's very funny and it was right to keep her identity private.

The Man He Killed - Thomas Hardy The first poem I remember really liking, 7th or 8th grade ...

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

I really enjoyed that. It reminds me of Leonard Cohen's I will help you if I can I'll kill you if I must I will kill you if I can I'll help you if I must Story of Isaac

Good morning all. Have a wonderful day.

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

We live in hope.

You need both a certain point balance and have some morality and know when not cross a certain ...

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Facts and values. The subject of the Jordan Peterson/Sam Harris discussions in Vancouver and London. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jey_CzIOfYE

Solution to global warming ?

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

It's the thought that counts. Anybody remember "No rain, no rain!"

I'ved had this happen!

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

The road to hell etc.

OOOooooo P.U.?

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Personal exorcisms. Such a relief.

I worship the weirdness in ALL of you!

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

The joy and the curse of being human.

Who else can relate

brentan comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Oh Lord, I thank thee I am not like other men. Oh Jesus, I'm exactly like other men.

Large load...! ?

brentan comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Make sure to leave some energy for when she gets back.

Emotional Baggage

brentan comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Sad, but at least that one is kinda small.

just little old me?

brentan comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Yeah, and ya better not fuck with his plans.

Something got me upset a few days ago which i suppose contributed to my uncalled for rant against ...

brentan comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I think teachers should not promote their ideologies in class. But how can they avoid that if the ideologies are built into the curricula? Perhaps, at the very least, the teacher/student relationship should not be allowed to take to the streets.

Early bird or night owl?

brentan comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Too pooped to poop.

Why wear a cross?

brentan comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Why wear an agnostics t-shirt? People like things that say something about them. Me, I like books.

Sometimes realizing that I've wasted a big portion of my life depresses me and puts me in a low ...

brentan comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I'll still bet you don't want to be anyone else. Keep on truckin'.

Anyone going to WorldCon 77 in Dublin? I find myself tantalyzingly close...

brentan comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I'm in Dublin but I don't know it. I'll have to google it.

Too funny--I had to post it.

brentan comments on Mar 24, 2019:

It's a pity these little things give us away.

Religious dogma may be questionable, but here is a shining example of religious sincerity - in the ...

brentan comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Fair dues.