don't you hate when this happens?

Umbral comments on Oct 20, 2018:

See if they're up for it again?

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

bingo!

don't you hate when this happens?

DoDapper comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Then you chide them and tell them they need a spanking. Of course.

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

of course you would

The real reason

DoDapper comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Why has no one ever castrated Trump?

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

no one has been able to find his balls

The real reason

sassygirl3869 comments on Oct 20, 2018:

So sick of the negative rhetoric vs females from a POS misagynist

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

seriously

The real HimToo

sassygirl3869 comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Who would want to sexually attack Trump?

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

attack yes, sexually ewww

Always wanted to visit Canada...

coralisthree comments on Oct 20, 2018:

i miss halifax even more now

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@DoDapper yep

Jesus fucking Christ!

coralisthree comments on Oct 20, 2018:

i'd stab him with the scalpel

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@DoDapper i want to be stabby too

I understand...

Captnron59 comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Forgot the peanut butter!!

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@Captnron59 i don't

Jesus fucking Christ!

coralisthree comments on Oct 20, 2018:

i'd stab him with the scalpel

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@DoDapper noooo!!!

There is only one way to eat tacos

Tilia comments on Oct 20, 2018:

? . Need I say more ?

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

that look says it all

BDSM - BD/DS/SM - Thoughts this morning .

coralisthree comments on Oct 20, 2018:

i agree, but i also like the physical pain

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@DoDapper that too!

Ok all you naughty sexy people what are you doing this fine Friday night?

DoDapper comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I wrote a three page script for an especially Sadistic play session on @coralisthree , and ate fresh picked honeycrisp apples.

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@DoDapper yay!!!

i miss actually trick-r-treating

AncientNight comments on Oct 20, 2018:

The pregnant girl is the best one, in my opinion.

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

seriously!

Band-aids help take the pain away.

coralisthree comments on Oct 19, 2018:

so the band-aid is a sadist

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@DoDapper does that mean i'm the girl on the bed?

True. It's much easier for Cthulhu to crush the party under its heel if there all in one place.

DoDapper comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I should make a Buddy Cthulhu statue. ;)

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@DoDapper sure...

Snack anyone?

DoDapper comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Even better, real fingers prepared to look like hot dogs.

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

who really needs 10 fingers?

The Twelve Days of Halloween.

coralisthree comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Fun!!!

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@DoDapper you know what i mean. now give me scritches

Did you know: A pumpkins circumference divided by a pumpkins diameter = pumpkin pi

coralisthree comments on Oct 20, 2018:

morning math?

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty Morning Kate!

All of you who recommended practicing with a peeled banana.

DoDapper comments on Oct 20, 2018:

@coralisthree

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

what? i don't have a cock you can use

New favorite

coralisthree comments on Oct 13, 2018:

i'm pretty sure i am now required to offend the people on my facebook, that believe in god, with this

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@DoDapper i did. i titled it "sorry, not sorry" i got a lot of ?responses

I always do this!

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Bet he has a ton of stuff.

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

thanksgiving dinner anyone?

another sweet story [advocate.com]

AlasBabylon comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Their courage and commitment to living out their values is admirable. I also respect his football teammates supporting them too!

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

i know. it's heartwarming

Thank GOD i don't believe

StrongHappySilly comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Jesus can cure all these diseases? Why doesn't he just prevent them in the first place?

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

i've always wondered that

Drank your coffee

DoDapper comments on Oct 20, 2018:

@coralisthree - Out of kindness, I didn't burn out your eyes; I gave them to this cat.

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

oh noooo!

Ok all you naughty sexy people what are you doing this fine Friday night?

DoDapper comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I wrote a three page script for an especially Sadistic play session on @coralisthree , and ate fresh picked honeycrisp apples.

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@DoDapper shuddup!

Ok all you naughty sexy people what are you doing this fine Friday night?

DoDapper comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I wrote a three page script for an especially Sadistic play session on @coralisthree , and ate fresh picked honeycrisp apples.

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@DoDapper because i need too!!!

BDSM - BD/DS/SM - Thoughts this morning .

coralisthree comments on Oct 20, 2018:

i agree, but i also like the physical pain

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@DoDapper mmm yes

Ok all you naughty sexy people what are you doing this fine Friday night?

DoDapper comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I wrote a three page script for an especially Sadistic play session on @coralisthree , and ate fresh picked honeycrisp apples.

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@DoDapper i've been up for a few hours

I just can't get it! Gahhhhd!

coralisthree comments on Oct 19, 2018:

you need that green stuff that looks like a leaf

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@Captnron59 yasss

I understand...

Captnron59 comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Forgot the peanut butter!!

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

eww

Perhaps consciousness continues after physical death. If so, what then?

coralisthree comments on Oct 20, 2018:

what @Cutiebeauty said

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty fixed!

Streets vs. sheets

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Don't get any pizza sauce on the sheets-it'll stain., then you'll have to change the sheets before sex.

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@DoDapper ahaha

The kegvanaugh photo from his high school days that was excluded.

DoDapper comments on Oct 20, 2018:

(On light note, for a friend, "Ring around .. the @Coralisthree " ?) -_-

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

oh yay!

Who would have ever thought it wouldn't work?!

DoDapper comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Politics got it wrong? George Takei say "oh my".

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

haha

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: The Confederacy [youtube.com]

DoDapper comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I take that back. "... making grilled cheese on a toaster turned sideways". is the most apt part. By which I mean, not-relevant-to-anything-but-shush.

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

but it's genius!

BDSM - BD/DS/SM - Thoughts this morning .

coralisthree comments on Oct 20, 2018:

i agree, but i also like the physical pain

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@FlippantLlama i do not require much more then trust find the pain pleasurable

Ok all you naughty sexy people what are you doing this fine Friday night?

DoDapper comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I wrote a three page script for an especially Sadistic play session on @coralisthree , and ate fresh picked honeycrisp apples.

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

you did not tell me that!

I think I'm getting off here. Anyone want to cum along?

DoDapper comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Haha! @coralisthree

coralisthree replies on Oct 20, 2018:

yes please!

I find this one slightly arousing

StrongHappySilly comments on Oct 19, 2018:

She's beautiful, but don't get too close or you'll get hurt

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

like every woman :p

Thank GOD i don't believe

Our_existence comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Christianity is now run by USDA Certified wack jobs

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

#FuckMonsanto

Thank GOD i don't believe

DoDapper comments on Oct 19, 2018:

The OREO picture makes me think of Communion wafers.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper heheheh

There's nothing better than that exquisite moment that you are astride him, your sex soaking wet ...

Gman510 comments on Oct 19, 2018:

With certain partners, who are wired similarly to you, its primal as hell and my favorite way to fuck. You can't be primal with a vanilla girl though lol

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper mmmm yes!

They're cute when their young

RobertNappi2 comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Gravity and nature...It's a sagging state!!!!

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

don't i konw it

They're cute when their young

Gohan comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Looks like something from Star Wars.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

it does!

There is only one way to eat tacos

beerkrump comments on Oct 19, 2018:

He probably eats a burrito by biting the side first.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

gross

I find this one slightly arousing

DoDapper comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I've known people with that kind of personality.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

me too!

He's paying more then money

shockwaverider comments on Oct 19, 2018:

And she spanked him with a dirty magazine...

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@shockwaverider we usually have one

McDonald's is getting scary!

coralisthree comments on Oct 19, 2018:

i want it!

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper nope. no. never!

There's nothing better than that exquisite moment that you are astride him, your sex soaking wet ...

Gman510 comments on Oct 19, 2018:

With certain partners, who are wired similarly to you, its primal as hell and my favorite way to fuck. You can't be primal with a vanilla girl though lol

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper and you would know :p!

There's nothing better than that exquisite moment that you are astride him, your sex soaking wet ...

Gman510 comments on Oct 19, 2018:

With certain partners, who are wired similarly to you, its primal as hell and my favorite way to fuck. You can't be primal with a vanilla girl though lol

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

oh yes!

Every Night

MrLink comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Some of us do our best work in the shower and between the sheets.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper and those too!

Spoiler alert!

DoDapper comments on Oct 19, 2018:

My brainwaves being plagiarized again?

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

*"Our Brainwaves*"

They're cute when their young

moonmaid comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Goats are always cute. The adult is so ugly its cute

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

i agree!

Every Night

MrLink comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Some of us do our best work in the shower and between the sheets.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper

McDonald's is getting scary!

coralisthree comments on Oct 19, 2018:

i want it!

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper no fair!

consequences of climate change

Charlene comments on Oct 19, 2018:

But I like beer..

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

me too!

You got to love Scarecrow! lol

DoDapper comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Well played this time, scarecrow. Well played.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

i'll draw her a map

My laptop was driving me crazy.

JeremyTaylor comments on Oct 19, 2018:

That is a good friend. You hold on to them. You hold tight and never let go.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper no too tight!

I'm thinking about closing my group &PoliticsInformationandHumor.

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Didn't even know about this group. Why not advertise it the way I do? Add a link to replies you make elsewhere

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

i did!

The Twelve Days of Halloween.

coralisthree comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Fun!!!

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper don't skurr me!

"Exercise equipment."

coralisthree comments on Oct 19, 2018:

if only i had the money! she-shed!

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@JeremyTaylor totally. "Help Coral Get The She-Shed Of Her Dreams!" ??

They're cute when their young

Hellas comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Here's a horny one. https://goo.gl/images/MJjy9H

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

omg! he's so cute!

Classic catfight...

coralisthree comments on Oct 19, 2018:

where's the jello?

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper oh yum!

Thank GOD i don't believe

DoDapper comments on Oct 19, 2018:

The OREO picture makes me think of Communion wafers.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

melt in your mouth, not in your hand

They're cute when their young

ballou comments on Oct 19, 2018:

That's just about all of us. Cute when we are young.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

omg i know

He's paying more then money

shockwaverider comments on Oct 19, 2018:

And she spanked him with a dirty magazine...

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper that was supposed to be a comma. "sure, you like me because of my eyes"

Apparently relationships have always been hard

Shouldbefishing comments on Oct 19, 2018:

She sees through the pyramid scheme....

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

hahah!

Christmas isn't that far away

Condor5 comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Especially the maple flavored one's, eh?

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

yummy!

He's paying more then money

shockwaverider comments on Oct 19, 2018:

And she spanked him with a dirty magazine...

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper sure. you like me because of my eyes!

consequences of climate change

shockwaverider comments on Oct 19, 2018:

He hits the pipe now, do you know how many beers he needs to drink to get drunk these days? I dunno, but I'd guess a shit-ton. He only need one pull on the pipe to be ready to go back in after recess.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

omg, a few of my family members need that!

He's paying more then money

shockwaverider comments on Oct 19, 2018:

And she spanked him with a dirty magazine...

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper oh noz! please noz!

He's paying more then money

shockwaverider comments on Oct 19, 2018:

And she spanked him with a dirty magazine...

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper oh i could do that! as long as we never actually touched, and i could burn my eyes out later

I would look at her the same way

shockwaverider comments on Oct 19, 2018:

He's thinking, "I'm missing the poker game for this bitch?!?"

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

i think it's a she thinking"Be Best? Seriously?!"

How to ruin a good trip

JeremyTaylor comments on Oct 19, 2018:

It should have planned its trip better.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

it is construction season

We were so wrong

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 19, 2018:

We've come a long way!! Many different kinds of peanut butter ARE IMPORTANT!! lol

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

#AllPeanutButterMatters

But he's so busy!

shockwaverider comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Trump is like most bullies, a total coward.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

i present President Bone-Spurs!

Be Best...

shockwaverider comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I don't think Trump can read.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

i agree

I would look at her the same way

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I got nothing since she is the most bullied woman on earth.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@Condor5 omg, i couldn't do it

He's paying more then money

shockwaverider comments on Oct 19, 2018:

And she spanked him with a dirty magazine...

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

eww.... $130,000 couldn't convince me to poke him with a stick

I would look at her the same way

of-the-mountain comments on Oct 19, 2018:

The police or Game warden must wish the white trash immigrant would just go back to her orange bastard that got her, her green card! LOL!

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

she's such a hypocrite and thinks she's entitled

The real HimToo

Paracosm comments on Oct 19, 2018:

They don't want to talk about that either. It doesn't fit their narrative.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

it's a shame factor

Every Night

DoDapper comments on Oct 19, 2018:

If you can still bother to differentiate night/day cycles, you're half-assing insomnia. I know you can insomnia better!

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

i'm trying to insomnia as best i can!

I would look at her the same way

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I got nothing since she is the most bullied woman on earth.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

poor Melania! ?

i miss actually trick-r-treating

Paracosm comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I miss Halloween parties and bar crawls. They aren't really a thing here. Every once in a while I go trick or treating.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

i missed the zombie pub crawl here

I kind of thought it was too

DoDapper comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Their horses come with handlebars.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

YES!

Apparently relationships have always been hard

DoDapper comments on Oct 19, 2018:

She's just in deNile.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

ahahah!

consequences of climate change

Our_existence comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Poor, poor Kavanaugh. He'll have to turn to opioids.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

oh noz!

One reason to stay single

ballou comments on Oct 19, 2018:

There was definitely room on that damn door!

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

AHAHAH i love it!

New research suggests that men can actually tell from a woman's voice when she is menstruating.

DoDapper comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I only know by scent.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper wait! i was right. that inmate says it to jodie foster when she's walking to interview anthony hopkins for the first time in silence of the lambs

New research suggests that men can actually tell from a woman's voice when she is menstruating.

DoDapper comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I only know by scent.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper grrrrr why can't i think of it?

I thought Mr Spock looked kinda hot...

DoDapper comments on Oct 19, 2018:

This seems good practice for a @coralisthree

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper ahaha!

I've been a bad girl...Daddy!!!

coralisthree comments on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper :( yes Sir

What is the most embarrassing style you've ever worn/had?

coralisthree comments on Oct 19, 2018:

i would have to say the worst was my eye shadow in middle school and freshman year of HS

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper you have not!

New research suggests that men can actually tell from a woman's voice when she is menstruating.

DoDapper comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I only know by scent.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper why do i want to say silence of the lambs?

Here Kitty, Kitty....

coralisthree comments on Oct 17, 2018:

i'd put a collar on her

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper please?!

Here Kitty, Kitty....

coralisthree comments on Oct 17, 2018:

i'd put a collar on her

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper, @RobertNappi2 oh! i like that!

Here Kitty, Kitty....

coralisthree comments on Oct 17, 2018:

i'd put a collar on her

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper yesss

Well I am now a proud member of FetLife!! Don't tell anyone, okay?

DoDapper comments on Oct 19, 2018:

DapperDomMan I welcome visitors, though my Fet needs some tuning up.

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@Gman510 welcome to our fun!

Random Tattooed Goddess

coralisthree comments on Oct 18, 2018:

so yummy

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper whaaa?!?!

Is it just me or...

coralisthree comments on Oct 18, 2018:

i love that movie!

coralisthree replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@DoDapper Death Proof. pretty sure we watched it since i own it